The Filipino Fridge Stockers

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I want to be in Detroit, 424, Indianapolis, 425, Montclair, 5-1, Atlantic City, 5-2. Just go to my website and check out the other day. It's Medford, 5-3, San Antonio, 5-15 and go check it out. It's going to be a theater tour, my first one and come see me live. Go to BobbyLee.Live. Hey, bad friends. This weekend I'm going to be at the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. How about that, huh? It's going to be great. It's going to be incredible. Come out to see me in Las Vegas. Then at the end of the month I'm at the Little Roadie Fets in Providence, Rhode Island. Come see me at the Borgata Atlantic City and then finally bad friends are going to be at the YouTube Theater May 8th for Netflix as a joke. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Why did an Asian do it? You two are disgusting. You two are so disgusting. You two are so disgusting. You two are so disgusting. You two are so disgusting. You two are so disgusting. I'll tell you two or something. We're bad friends. Are you wearing a Barstool sports shirt? Yeah. I like the volume. What is going on? What is going on with you? Did you order that online? No, it's the first sweater that I saw. Island girls. It's the Island girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Island girls. It's the Island girls. He was in my house? Yeah. It was in her closet. Is that my sweatshirt? Yeah. Also, can I just say something right now? You're wearing my talking heads shirt? What is that? The cat one? No, the talking heads. It's a talking heads on. It's a band. You never heard of the talking heads? No. Okay. But the other day you were wearing it. Oh, I didn't notice. Oh, you can wear it. But anyway. Who does your laundry? They're their mom. Well, then that's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. No, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bag and you said you can have this. It there's no, there is no way that. I don't know what I've been wearing it. Because you stole that out of my closet, baby. Why would I steal it? I don't even know the band. We don't even go in your room. You don't go in my room ever. No, because you cover it up. You're so scared of us going inside. Yeah. You poo pee, no. No. You pee downstairs. I sometimes poo. What? I sometimes poo. You pooed in my bathroom. I can tell. Well, you're. Yeah. You're toilet. There's like a coconut oil on the seat. You slip right off. Why? Do you have a Japanese toilet? Yeah. You have a toto? Yeah, I do. So then you like to use that. It greets you when you go in. Yeah. Welcome. Do you spray your butt with the water? That spray is mine. You're not allowed. We're so hot. No, no, no. We're not sharing that spray. All right. Touching your butt. That spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. I put an extra, a special. Yeah. O2, you know what I mean? Erwan water. I use Erwan water for that spray and there's a limited amount on there. That's crazy. I still have a old school manual toilet. I have the top tank. I have to pull down. Oh, you do? And that gravity's got to take it. I have two styles. You have that. And I would just have a hole in the ground. A hole in the ground? Yeah, yeah. Which you're used to. You're back, baby. Back. How long were you gone for? Like, I'm not sure. You don't even know. No, I don't even know. Yeah. You know, the other day you said something and really there was the first time where I was like, maybe my behavior is wrong. What? What did I say? I said something more often, by the way, that's the case. So you're, what is it? What was that about? You said, you said, you're doing all the work. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. You know, I want to apologize to everybody right now, right? Please. Everyone on the show, Andrew does 95% of all work. 97. Whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%. I do 3%. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You do 3%. All right. You guys do all the work. All right. Right now, out front. All right. I'm lazy. Yeah. I have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Right. And if you, I would fuck it up if you got me involved. I agree. You're right. So that's why I'm not involved. I'm allowed to go, it's annoying that you XYZ and you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby. Yeah. I know. It happened. But if I was a train builder, right, they'd be like, yeah, the problem is there's no engine in it. Right. And I'd be like, my bad, you don't want me to do that. But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would somehow be like, push the train. Push the train. They would push the train. The whole town, these two. Yeah. They would do it. Yeah. Only these two. So the thing I wanted to say that I was very mindful about at ESA is that, you know, your mom was talking in Tagalog. Visaya. Visaya. Whatever it is. Tagalog, right? Yeah. Whatever it is. Tagalog. Yeah. Tagalog. Tagalog. What's Tagalog? Nothing. It is now. So anyway, she said, you know, whatever the language is. And they were talking to you. She was talking to you guys. And I was just walking by and went, right. And then you seriously looked at me and goes, stop doing that. You saw that too, right? You're racist. Oh. Oh. And I went to my room, right? No. At first I looked at you and go, no, it's not. And then I went to the room. I laid in the bed and I went, Andrew's really rubbing off on me. You are. You're a bad influence, dude. No, no, but I. No, but I. That is some dumb shit I would do in your house. Yeah. But I literally thought about it and I went, it is racist. It's not. It's not. It's done with love. Okay. I'm going to keep doing it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to keep doing it. Do it like every day. I do. I was like, oh, I have to speak up. And I was like, you're, that's racist. And you're like, no, it's not. And you're screaming at me. Yeah. Well, how about this? This is how you blend both of these worlds. Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. What he. I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm going to be Bobby's attorney right now, the reason he does that, he feels left out. So my client. Exactly what it is. My client feels left out in his own home. He doesn't want to learn it. Yeah. You know what? Yeah, yeah. First of all, order, order. Order, order. He feels left out in his own home. He пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад пад constantly playing ping pong in the air with words he knows none of it. Also I feel like you're teasing me. Yeah you are. You're talking behind my back. You know what the translator is? Yeah Bobby's fat. Bobby's fat. Yeah. Bobby's fat. Bobby has a flat face. Why don't you teach us something so we can learn? Because I would like to learn and Bobby wants to learn too. Yeah so I'm just trying to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist. How do you say this place is gross? I know you've said that before. Hugawa deli oi. Hugawa deli oi. Well then that was pretty close. Well then go live somewhere else. Wait a minute. I'm trying to help you stop being racist. Hey stop. Go live somewhere rent free somewhere else. It's crazy that you somehow turn... And also here's what I do. Uh oh. Yeah. Here's what... Here's what... Here's what... Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up. Yeah. Do I not do this? Over here you say. This is true. Oh my gosh. No. I over here you say. Yeah I went to a store and I'm just trying to do your accent. I went to a store and... That's somehow more racist than the Pach Pach one. Yeah. I know. And I couldn't... There was a dress I wanted. You know it was $90 or whatever I couldn't afford or whatever. What does Uncle Bob do for you? Breaks out the cash. You gave me $100. Yeah yeah yeah. I think that's I'm allowed to go... I agree. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. And you can determine the cost. So every time he does it there should be like a swear jar. There should be a racist jar at your house. So every time you put $50. Yeah. Here's another thing that when you said that that's racist. I looked at you. I looked at you and you were laying on the couch and you did one of these faces like... Finally somebody said it. Which means... Which means that you've been thinking about it for years. Years. No. Yeah. Years and years. For years. No. Yeah. I apologize. Look at that. Yeah. But it's not going to stop. No. No no no. Well mama. Mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby. Yeah. She's like... Did I call her a slave? You did. You said you were going to whip her. Ah well Bob. I don't know if that's good. You're like when I get home I'm going to whip you. How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino? Okay. In this context though. And you would let her sleep outside. Yeah. That's what you said. In the cat house? All right. Yeah. The cat house. Yeah. Talk to Ari. So can we go back a little bit? Yeah. I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this but... No this is important. Don't you think it is? All right. So let's talk about context. Yeah. Context is important. It's everything. It's everything. Context is everything. Isn't it? Yeah it is. It sure is. Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg who's in the FD files. I wasn't his girlfriend. And Ellen. Ellen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So here it is. Okay. You guys were gone for a full 24 hour. He was lonely. No that's not what it was. No. I was fine with it. Okay. Let them go. Let them go. Let my people go. But do the business first. Ah. Right. So I go to my house. It's gonna sound like... It sounds bad already. It's gonna sound weird on my part. But okay. I'm in the shower. They're gone for a night. Okay. I get out of the shower. And I open up the towel. Right. Cabinet. No towels. Oh my God. The blast for me. Right. And then I look at all the... Where I hang the towels. No hang towels. Wow. So then I had to go to the hamper. Right. And get a dirty towel. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That was used yesterday. That's not... Yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. I'm on your side. And what I want to say to you is you are on my side. I'm on your side. Is is that... Yeah. Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering? No. Because I just assume she's here. I'm gonna open it up and there's gonna be a stack of... Now there's a stack of towels now. But like... Right. Right. Because I... There's another towel cabinet. Why didn't you check that? Those are hand towels. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. They're hand towels. You're not that... You're not that... You're not that... You're trying to box me in a corner. You're not that big of a guy. What? You could use a hand towel on a little body. Well, Govig got you skinny dog. You're... That's a hand towel body. I understand that. But the fabric is a little different with hand sacks. It is very different. Yes. Thank you so much. You're right. You are right. You are right. Here's another thing that happened. Now this is gonna sound even worse. Yeah. But it's very important. Okay. Your drinks? Yes. Your Red Bull? Yes. So... Someone's been drinking my Red Bull. No, that's not what it is. Someone's been using my towels. That's not what it is. This is your goldilocks. I wake up the next morning. Little brown bears have stolen my towels and my Red Bull. And I have a little fridge in my room. Love a little fridge. It's also got a very art deco-y, like 1950s. It's sexy. It's red. It's cool. It's really cute. Is it not? And who's allowed in there? What? Who's allowed in that fridge? No one. That's right. Exactly. But no, the stalker needs to be there. The one that stalks the fucking fridge needs to be there. Correct. Okay. It is like a hotel. It's a hotel. You're living in a hotel. Yeah. So I wake up, right? And I'm like, I immediately, the first thing I do, I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar-free Red Bull. Smart. Smart. Dude, you're really on my side. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to... Dude, you're ride or die, huh? Always, dawg. I love you. You wake up, you need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke up? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So now what do I have to do? You got to go downstairs. No. Sorry. Sorry. You have to go... I have to open up my door. Dude, I got to open up my door. Yeah. 28 feet to the fridge fridge. And then I have to... Then what else? I have a protector. Yeah. I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like... You have a cage inside of your home? Because of the cats. I got it. Right? Yeah. And then I have to walk what? 20 feet? 28. We measured it. 28 feet. 28 feet to go to the regular fridge. And luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the pantry and get warm... And get warm sugar-free Red Bull. You know, and this is the kind of shit... Exactly. Let me say something. Sit. You know, these people out here are complaining about Iran and it's like, that's bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal. Whatever's happening over there... I just stuck a wall with this. Yeah, you should. Whatever's going on overseas, who cares? This should be priority. You understand? This is much more important. So the towels in conjunction with the sugar-free Red Bull, right? That's when I threaten to whip. That's right. You know, contextually, this does make sense. Yeah. And I said, I'm going to whip her once she gets... It was a joke. You know that one. She was scared. I know. Because I actually have a whip. Well, you have a whip. Yeah. That's a little scary. Yeah, I did some practicing. I had one of those Indiana Jones ones. You know what I mean? You called that the Kalei too. And that the Kalei told Mama and she just got so scared. Well, I called her. I go, excuse me. What is going on in this day and age? What is going on? In this day and age. In this day and age? Yeah, yeah. And so was the problem solved? She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. And I didn't whip her. Good. Yeah. That's a big step. That's a good step. Yeah, yeah. So that's why that happened. So what are you accusing me of now? Nothing. That's right. I let you guys watch Black People Making Love on TV. Oh my God. What is that? I don't know what it is. It's an intro called Intrigger. It's so good. But the Bobbys... Oh, Easter Ray show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm... So funny. So Black People Making Love in your living room and you have no Red Bull. No, dude. I'm telling you, this... It's worse. We should... This needs to be... I'm eating... I'm gonna email Congress. Yeah, email Congress, dude. Can you get an email from Carlos? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is nuts. This is nuts. This should go before the Epstein files. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should focus on this more. Dear Pam Bondi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think that stuff's bad? Yeah. No towels, no Red Bull. Yeah. Black love in the living room. Here's the third thing, okay? The Black People Making Love, okay? I don't know what it is. Well, we do know. I'm playing... But I was playing... I was eating life... What do I like to eat? Life, cinnamon, life cereal. The best. It's the best. Because the milk afterwards is unmatched. Get yourself some cookies to dip. It's the best. Sometimes graham graham... What's that? Graham crackers? Golden Grahams. I do like golden grahams, but I find that life milk is better than golden graham milk. Golden graham milk is a little too sweet. Yeah. Cocoa pebbles milk is good though. Well, now we're going back to black love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. But I wasn't doing cocoa pebbles. If I was eating cocoa pebbles and I saw black love... Fine. Then it would all match. But you wanted... You were eating cinnamon life. It would kind of be like, oh, I'm in the flow state of it. I'm in the black, you know what I mean? Cinnamon life you needed, Latino love on TV. Right. Latin life. So I'm eating it and then I don't know what they're watching. Right. So I'm eating my, you know what I mean? Life and then I look over the big... Right. And I just see this black guy just pummeling this girl. That's all I... I don't know what they're watching. Right. And I go into the living room and go, what is the world that's going on around here? All right. Turn that off, ladies. All right. Yeah. It was unbelievable. Is that your favorite? Yeah, but the thing is the reason why I think you were so angry by it was because the guy that was making love in the scene was not one of the hotter guys. Is that what bothered you? Yes. It's not... It's because to me, they're like my grandkids. Right. And I'm like an old dad. And you don't want them watching this kind of stuff. What is going on around here? I mean... She leaves me in bed. The link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now. That's what I'm saying. So, scenes from the film. Is that on HBO? They do full nudity. Yeah. Yeah. See, yeah. And good for you girls. Black love because it is Black History Month. So thank you for supporting. God bless. I for one am pro this. I think this is a good time. I'm kidding. I was kidding. But in your living room, you don't want to see love making love. It could have been... It could have been... Afghanis making love. It could have been... White people making love. It doesn't matter. So if they were watching a show where two white people are making love, you think it would have bothered you? I have to be eating Wheaties. Yeah. Just... Yeah, yeah. For me to be... Hope brand? Yeah. Wheaties, if I was eating... Oh, yeah. Like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Gay. That's old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there was gay stuff going on, that would be... When you pour it out of the box, it goes, Hey! Or Fruit Loops. Hungry. Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops would be the one. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah... What is the gayest cereal there is? I think Fruit Loops. Yeah. Yeah. The colors. What's the straightest cereal there is? Oh, shit. That's a good one, Dan. What's the straightest manliest? I would say regular Cheerios. No honey nut. Just like wheat Cheerios. Yeah. Miserable. Porridge. Yeah. Oatmeal. Oatmeal. That's a straight breakfast. Yeah, like steel cut oatmeal and a straight breakfast. A straight breakfast. With no, you know what I mean, maple, no raisins, no... Nothing. Nothing. Steel. Straight up steel. Steel cut oatmeal, black coffee. Yeah. And a banana. Yeah. And a... You think a banana? That's kind of gay. Yeah. That's gay, dude. I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fruit Loops, jam, tea. Yeah. That's a gay... What kind of tea? Tea. What kind of tea? Earl Grey. English breakfast? Either or. Either or. Hey. Hey, sweetie. What kind of tea do you want this morning? Why don't you gray me up? It's a great day. Yeah, what about English breakfast? You know I like British boys. Yeah, I know you do, because I'm British. Hello? Yeah, anyway. We're good at going gay. Yeah. We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are. I know. We were like, what do straight guys even eat? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, we're straight. This time around. These are, you know what these girls are? Urbal or matcha? Matcha. It's life with a matcha. It's life with a matcha. Every day. What's up with the matcha? You know what the matcha does? Matcha's so good. Your breath stinks. No, it doesn't. Yes. It's Yoda's breath. Yes. Matcha I had. Yeah. Towels no more there are. Matcha makes your breath stink. That in coffee? What? Okay, coffee, breath is bad. No, but matcha breath exponentially worse because matcha has that earthy, it gets stuck back there. Yeah. It's gross, dude. I feel like earthy breath sounds good. No. No, I don't like earthy breath. No, not earthy breath. No, not earthy breath. No, like minty breath. Minty breath. Yeah, minty breath. So yes, so like herbal mint tea good breath. Yeah. Fine. He has another thing she does is she doesn't get like normal matcha. She has to make it. So does my wife. Every day. Like grinding it out. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, yeah, all that stuff. Every day. Starbucks just buy it. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Postmates support the local economy and buy it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He'll buy it for you. Yeah. You have to go to NipTakTool or whatever land they get that much. NipTakTool. Just reach in. Yeah. Right. Reach yourself into the. Yeah. This got shit from NipTakTool. You know what I mean? It's I don't like it. Shopify. Here at Bad Friends ladies and gentlemen we have an online business. Yeah. And we use Shopify. Do you know why we only use the best here at Bad Friends? Yeah we do. Get started with your own design studio with hundreds of ready to use templates. 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I know. Yeah yeah yeah her confidence goes through the roof roof. She becomes a little bully. Bullying. Oh my gosh let me tell you. Yeah. Oh what is it. Tell me. We she's been a bully. Oh my gosh literally. Name me some. I've learned it's like so normal to me now that I've learned not to even like react to it and she's like there would be like I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car and she's like don't fucking drop that there you bitch and she's and I'm like okay. Rudy that car has to be protected. Oh grumpy. Have you seen your car. Yeah. It's dirty. I can't believe it. You think it's a Benz. I can make it dirty not other people. Whoa. So you yell at her and you say don't put that there you bitch. Yeah yeah. And then do you ever say sorry I just don't like stuff on the floor. You just let that ride. No she just laughs. She's a bully. Yeah you're a bully. Even last night while she was like trying to sleep and she was snoring. Yeah. She was like screaming at me. Stop snoring. Yeah. What are you snoring so much. Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately. Okay you're allowed to. The one night I slept properly and she was like why the fuck are you snoring. Well you could have a deviated septum or you could have sleep apnea. Mm hmm. You could be dying in your sleep and not knowing. Yeah. I think I have it. You think. Yeah because sometimes I wake up like that's not good. No. Yeah. I don't but I definitely I bet I do. I got I need one. Yeah yeah. Because I wake up like I'm going to tell you brother it's impossible to sleep with. What to look like Bane. I mean it's not just that because if you get the nose one right. Right. It's like it's just air coming out of it right. But like three in the morning you adjust a little bit and then one of the things comes out right and then all of a sudden it's spraying in your fucking eye. It's the worst. I mean you that you look like a cancer patient. Yeah. I mean put that you put that on. I gotta get it's so hard. I gotta get one. Yeah. It's good for you. It's probably going to save me from having a heart attack in my sleep. And then the water runs out of the machine right. So it makes it sound like. Oh like a like a humidifier. Yeah. But all the water is gone so it's now like the whatever the thing is sucking up nothing. Yeah. Wake up from that and then you're mad you fill that up and you fill that up and there's no fucking red ball. You got none. It's crazy. What kind of world do we live in dude. It's chaos. I said sorry. Yeah. I know I said okay. Tell your mom I said I love your mom. One of the nicest people. She is a nice. She's so sweet and funny. She's going to come back on. Well I don't know about sweet. Well to me she's sweet to me. Yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day. I heard. Yeah. Well what do you think she got it from. I know. And now she's imposing it on her so she's going to be at some point. Oh she's the worst. She'll turn into. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a fucking headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist. I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face. You're 17 years old. Yeah. So then what would they be? Micers open micers in your house. They're not even comics. They're in the same realm. Well in this world they'd have to be if you're a headliner. Yeah. Otherwise you're just Tito. Yeah. So it's like you're an open mic. Pay your dude. You got to pay your dues. You got to pay your dues man. You know. Pay your dues. But yeah I will try to curb some of the racism. I really no I'm being real. I'd rather you not. Because when she said it it felt real. Say it the way you said it. It was funny though. Yeah. Say it the way you said it. That's racist. And he was like he just screamed at me because you know. Very abrupt. That's racist. Yeah. His face was very like. Yeah. It felt like different. I was like. Have you ever been racist to him? I have never been racist to him. Never. No she hasn't. Rudy. I don't even think about it. Rudy's a. Is that racism. No see that's all racist. Yeah. Everyone. She's so rude to me. No I'm not. You're just it. Here's what you are. Oh Rudy. It's like we you know we met on like Craigslist and you're like can I get a room just a roommate. A roommate. So we don't have anything in common. It's like good morning. Good morning. You know what I mean. There's nothing. That sucks. I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms. And you don't want to watch it. I know. I'm so good. What did I say. Jules. What the fuck did I say. You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out. Yeah because I've I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones. But to connect we can watch it together. Yeah we tried with Pluribus and you said I don't want to watch it anymore. I love Pluribus. I did too. They stopped watching it. I go let's watch. Why. No we don't want to watch. You're scared. It's not boring. No it's not. No you're boring. Yeah it's not boring. Yeah yeah yeah. But this show I heard it's great. You don't like it because there's white love in it. Yeah. Well also the the the other day they saw an episode and the all all three of them were on the couch crying. At what TV show. That show the new Game of Thrones show. You were crying at this. Yeah. And and then you kind of revealed certain things. No we didn't. No we didn't. You said somebody died. No she said something happened. Well mama said someone died. Yeah yeah something someone died and I'm like people die in this you can ruin it for me. Yeah he didn't know anybody. It's like everyone does every episode but I'm like ruin it. Spoiler alert. So George R. Martin wrote all this shit. No these are. Yeah he did. He wrote the book right. Oh he did. But did he write he doesn't he didn't write any of the screenplays for this. No consultant. Which means they call him once in a while. I think he reads all of these ones. But they changed the fuck out of it. You know that right. It's not like the book. They change a lot. Well they have to they have to juice it up for TV. Right. Yeah. Yeah. How many books has he written in total. I mean do we have a more prolific writer than this guy that in one category. I mean truly though he's written publish five and seven total planned. I haven't even read five. But that's just for game. I haven't read five books. Just game of thrones. No that's what I'm saying. Five of those. I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those how do you have seven books of those in you. How do you find. He's so good. He's so he's he's a kill. Pull up a photo of him by the way. Yeah. And this is how you know how you're not a writer. If I ever am like am I a writer and then I look at that picture and I go nah I'm not a writer. What do you mean. I'm a comedian. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Some people are meant that man is meant to do this. Yeah. God put him on earth for this thing. What was he got. What else was he gonna do. Yeah. And when you get old there's a lot of options but he chose that option. Yeah. The whimsical the whimsical one. The whimsical man. Yeah. Yeah. Well because even his clothing is mysterious. I think that's what it is. Right. Like his clothing seems like it's of a different time. Do you think he smells good. A hundred percent. I don't know. I truly I think. I thought about you the other day I went into the scent store and I thought about you. Which one on the row. No in the row on the row in the row. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh dude. Do you get anything. I got a couple magical things. It's hard to say. No the problem is. Yeah. I used to think you open my brain. I used to think you got to have a signature scent. That's what you smell like. That's who you are. No dude. I'm not like that. Me too. I collect sense. It's so fun. It's so fun. Because you want to smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy. I do. You do. I learn combos from you. See I'm it's combo combo is good but it's only works to me if a shirt already had the old smell. Yeah. And then you put the new smell with it and then you feel it. If I do two at once two difference it's harder. Do you put it after eating the Frooloops. Was that for the students. No. You're trying to you're trying to kill for the students. Yeah. Do you spread it after eating the Frooloo. In his mind. He was like this is going to crush. Oh my god. Oh my god. Please don't cut that out. No I'll leave it. Can I can I say it. Tell you what I did. When you told me about Lalabo and you have two scents you wouldn't tell me what it was. The mix. Yeah. I went to three Lalabos to ask if you go there. Oh my god. Yeah. And I couldn't find the one. Yeah. And I go. I do a podcast called Bad Friends. Yeah. There's a redheaded guy Andrew Santino ever come in and they're like no. I mean we know who he is. He never comes in here because I wanted to I wanted to find that person so they think that you think that. Oh yeah. Because I'm going to find out. Well because what's funny is when I walk into a place like I went to a place that we both frequent but we're never there at the same time. Yeah. And then I'll order something and they'll go Bobby ordered that yesterday. What place is you know. I'll tell you later. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But it is funny because we go to the same spots at different times but then the guys know. Alfred. Huh. Alfred. No. No. No. I'll tell you. Okay. But we go to a little spot and yeah. And they always go Bobby was just here. Yeah. Like literally two hours ago now I'm like really. Yeah. What did he get. Yeah. Just I want to know your order. You know what I was going to do to you. I was going to do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next pay it forward and the guy was like I don't even know how to do that. Oh yeah. Because I was like what if I give you cash and then he was like well then I'll just keep the tip. Yeah. I was like okay nevermind. Well maybe buy a gift card but keep it on the side. Oh the gift card is actually smart. I should maybe I don't know. Maybe I should have done that. That's smart actually. Yeah. I'd buy myself a little gift card for you next time. Yeah. Maybe. My little sweet prince. You know I I've been eating the same. Do you ever get in the meal kicks or you're like I'm just being eating the same thing all week over and over. Yeah. If I like it I'm going to keep ordering it. Yeah. So what what have you been. Well lately because it's been cold and rainy I've had so much ramen I'm I'm I'm starting to ramen out although I know you're you're more you're more of a than ramen right. No Udon. Udon that's right. Yeah. Udon guy but I'm ramen down. I'm full on ramen. Mine. Huh. Bulldog. Bulldog. Noodles. Bulldog. Now is that racist. That was Korean. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty racist. Yeah. It was. Do you find it. Okay. What's racism. That's a good question. That's a really good. Yeah. I'm actually asking. Yeah. Yeah. We don't do you. I mean is that okay. The thing that I did is that the most racist thing you've seen me do. No. I've been to your show. Wait a minute. You need my stand up as racist. Kind of. And that's why that's why you have to like okay ruffling a few feathers. Does he say that. He does like something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I do do that. You say ruffling a few feathers right after you do a Native American joke. Sorry I'm ruffling a few feathers. But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like it the the joke is so edgy it gets more of a groan. When people go oh yeah yeah I mean. You're not racist or edgy. I thank you so much. It's fun. Thank you. It's fun. What's a joke that you heard him say that made you. I don't want to because I don't have a special. Oh that's true. Yeah. Do be honest. Do you find me funny on stage. I do find you funny. Okay. Yeah. You know that. What do you mean. She might have different she's a Malini fan. I don't know. She's like who is I like someone more prolific. Who is your favorite comedian. She doesn't want. She don't watch comedy. But if you but like in your mind who do you like. I like Quinn Blackwell. You guys don't know her. Kwan Blackwell. Quinn. Oh. Oh. Quindolin. Quindolin Blackwell. She does stand up comedy. No she's just. She's an action. Yeah. We talked about stand up comedy. Well I don't watch any stand up comedian. Let me throw you some legendary stand up. See if you've heard of them. Yeah. Okay. That's curious. Yeah that's a good call. Yeah your generation. Yeah. Richard Pryor. Unbelievable. Never heard of them. Never even heard of them. Wow. Wow. Robin Williams. Familiar. Did you do a did you do a are you doing half English was that Sejinny. You just say the Jeanie. Yeah. It's so funny when it's in another language. It's the same. Yeah. Sejinny. Yeah. Just say the Jeanie. It's the Jeanie in Aladdin. She wizard. Is that something. He's put a she before any word. She was out. The Jeanie. He was the Jeanie. How about Eddie Murphy. Familiar. Okay. He's the donkey in Shrek. Z donkey. Z donkey. No he is the donkey in Shrek. Yeah he is the donkey in Shrek. I swear to God. Yeah. Yes. Um and and well they'll never know Mike Myers. No no no. Do you know who that is? He's not a stand up though. He's the he is Shrek. I don't believe okay. What are you queuing on? What is going on? He was the donkey. He was on Saturday Night Live. George Carlin. No fucking. There's no way. There's no way. Wow. I mean that's incredible to me. It's got here's the problem. It has to touch new generation. So it has to be some which which is why Mike Myers is funny because he would I mean did you ever like Austin Powers. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Wow. Wow. Dane Cook. That's incredible. Wow. Sarah Silverman. Wow. That's incredible. Louis C.K. Wow. Nobody. Dave Chappelle. Yeah. You know him. You've gotta know him. Oh you've gotta know him. He's got Dave has touched multiple generations. He touches everything. Yeah. Yeah. Wow that's interesting. Have you heard of these people? A couple. Probably from us talking about it over the years. She's probably heard some of it. Wow. So then if you're not in it what are you you're into music though? Yeah. Like what bands do you like right now? Inform us about it. Chapel Roan. Not really. Okay. Why why not? I don't know. I'm just not that into pop. Okay. Good. Good for you. Yeah. BB they love though. Who? BB. BB King. I love him. Bad Bunny. Oh yeah. I love you love him right? So why why do you love him? He's hot. He's so talented. Stop stop. The first thing they said. He's hot. Yeah. This is what the youth they don't give a shit about his music. It's unbelievable to me. They like that he's hot. Yeah. They like that he's hot. I mean all his music is about sex. Yeah. Look at him. When I was a kid I like Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker dude. We didn't do it by fucking. We didn't do it by looks. You know what I mean? We did it by art. Look at that guy. Okay. Dude. Look at Phil Collins. Yeah. Phil. Wait. Do Phil Collins and somebody wrote Phil Collins. Phil Collins managed to make bangers and and was a multi-millionaire and dressed like a computer tech salesman. I mean look at this. Look at this guy. Yeah. He looks like he works for Apple. Yeah. And he was a legend. Legend. I don't know who Phil Collins is. No. He sings the Tarzan. Yes. Good for you. Wow. You have to touch the generation. You gotta touch it right. It's gotta be fucking animation then. Oh it's gotta be. Well there there you go. That's McCone by the way. Yeah. If McCone starts losing his hair that's a hundred percent. Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks wise. Bad Bunny. Okay. All right. So what else what else is it we like. That's interesting though. That's interesting that you see the hot part but you don't really love his music. You just like that. I was music. Give me his favorite. Give me your favorite song. I love the. Sing it. Sing it. You're being racist. Yeah. You're being fucking racist right now. How does that feel. It doesn't feel good does it. I feel tried. I'm mimicking your language and you're mimicking him. And it's all. We're trying to say the lyrics. Yeah. I'm trying to say your language. No you're not. Yeah. He's trying to communicate to you. Go back to Phil Collins. I'm going to ask something. I'll question that one specific photo. That pink one. Such a good picture. That was an album. All right. If Bad Bunny's music came out of him would you like it as much. Him speaking Spanish. Yeah. Just suppose that he sang the Bad Bunny music. All right. He sings Star sign all in. Yeah. He does that right. He does that right. Would you still be like oh my god. Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. You would like him so. Swinging in front of the trees. Swinging in front of the trees. I'm proud of that. I swing in front of the trees. Would you. I mean I would like the music. But you wouldn't like him. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way. He wouldn't. He wouldn't. No way. He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl. That's for sure. He wouldn't play the Super Bowl. No chance. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way. No chance. If Kid Rock sang Bad Bunny music you wouldn't like Bad Bunny music. The music. That is true. Yeah. 100%. So it's about the looks. It's all about the looks. Give me some. It's not art. Give me someone else that you love right now. Yeah. Yeah. I like Malcolm Todd. Malcolm Todd. He's so white. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't like him. I think he's so cute. Okay. Now we're talking. We're talking. I mean he looks like an indie rock artist. Yeah. And he is. Yeah. But his music must be good then. Yeah. Yeah. Well no but look at him with a shaved head there and the other one he's yeah he's got the sex appeal too. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. See the other indie picture is for his male fans. So the photographers are like we got to take some of these so guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe but then the then somebody then a stylist goes shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's still that's what this is. He's hot though. You have to sell all the sides. Yeah. Wait is that his girlfriend. Gotta be. Yeah. That's that's the deal. That's the deal. Hmm. Interesting. So you got aesthetics is very important to you. It's number one apparently for them. It's not good. No because it has nothing to do with the art first. Oh Joji is very good. Who's Joji. He's gotta be. Have you heard of Joji or any of these people. Goji. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like his berries. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Joji. Yeah. Yeah. He can be a Corleone Corleone. Well he does have the eyes. He's got the Italian eyes. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He could be like you give you a little sun. Yeah. Give you an offer you can't refuse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See but he is cute though still. This is the problem. That's the problem. They don't have any ugly stars. You don't we had a lot of ugly music. All of them were ugly. Well that's my thing. They're see look even when he takes an okay photo. Yeah. You still see it underneath there. Yeah. He's still got the thing. I mean Harry Styles is balding. I still like his music but he's still handsome. Oh my god. Are you crazy. The hottest guy in the world right now that's bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See he's still handsome. Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on earth. Look it up. Ugliest man on earth. Okay. Don't Google Andres. That's me. Let's just go to that the fifth one. Right. Yeah. That guy. Right. No that's a face. That's that's that competition. Okay. Let's okay. Let's no let's go to that guy right there. 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You know I mean but you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is just music. There is no there's no album covers that they like anymore. There's no they don't get to touch it anymore. Yeah. So when you stop touching it you don't care about it. So they why would they care. Can you name. Can you show. Can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record. Two chairs. Outside on the grass. On the grass and with the banana. That's interesting. That's good. And a banana. Was eating breakfast. It was it. Yeah. It's very cool. Oh that's cool. Where's the banana. Oh you mean the banana tree. Yeah. You made it sound like there's one single banana. Yeah. I put his banana in my butt. I put his banana in my butt. You would love that song. Yeah. Banana in my butt. It's a banana in my butt. Yeah. A. A. A. My auntie said banana in your butt. A. Not anymore. They love they love this guy. They love the kids love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at the Super Bowl because fucking older people this isn't for us. It's not made for us. Are we now. Yeah brother you're 54. Yeah. Yeah. 43. It's over. Yeah. Get off my lawn. Am I him. No you know what is. Where's my red ball. That's the new. Where are my towels. Where are my towels. That's the new. I have that. 100%. Oh my god. I want to be cool. But you know what the thing is. Is like when Harry Star's first album came out right. Yeah. I bought it. Sure. Yeah. Because I want to learn about new you know. I'm. That's cool. Yeah. I want to hear it. Geese new band. Right. I love you. Yeah. I listen to it. They're great. Yeah. Yeah. Turn style. I try to like and I like those bands. The problem is you always dip back to the old school. But the problem is that I have the weight of knowledge and of it. Right. Of the history of it. Yeah. And I can compare what's new to what came before it. Right. They don't do that. No. No. The generation. No. It's now. It's right now. Yeah. It's like when I was in in the 80s or whatever I still listen to late 60s bands. Sure. And still modern music. Yeah. I like Depeche Mode and there was a bad called the bad called the Fugs. It's a great fucking name. In the 60s New York. No one knew about these guys. But I liked the fogs. It was like low fi kind of street music. You know what I mean. And it was so good. But my point is that and so that I could listen to like someone like Daniel Johnston you know who had the same kind of and just compare the two. Yeah. But these they just it's new. They ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me. No. I think it's it's it's I'm a curious person. But it's also because you came from a generation. It's just because. They are. Yeah. Let's move on. Let's move on. Yeah. How are you guys doing in the Winter Olympics the Philippines. They're they actually have a medal. Do really really. Yeah. Do a medal count for the Philippines. Yes. Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count. I'm being mean again. Oh brother look at that. They got me now they got zero. Never mind. Yeah. Never mind. I thought they were going to get one. I thought they were going to get one. I wanted one too for you. Me too. Yeah. Well there's a Filipino tennis player. That's really good. Yeah. That's at the Winter Olympics is it. There's no winter in the Philippines so why would we join. You're competing. No. South Korea shout out to Korea has seven total medals. Two gold two bronze two silver three. But we have snow. That's not fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We have snow. We have snow. Yeah. Also it's very small little country. Worst we're getting stomped aren't we. It's still pretty good. No because the go do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American because look at Norway is cruising right now. They got 34. Wow. Yeah. We're getting smushed. We'll never catch up with that. We're second though. That's good. Yeah. But 34 is we'll never catch that. Yeah. No chance. How's Spain doing. Also they have 16 golds to our nine. How's Spain doing bud. Yeah. We're Spain you got two. You got two. That's good. Well you got a gold. Click on it. What was the gold for Spain in. Yeah. Mispronouncing words. Is that a competition. Wait. What did you guys get a golden. It doesn't say. Oh you did in ski mountaineering. So we just said to show you about the mountain. I will show you this is a mountain that is a mountain. Yeah. These are all snow mountains. Gold medal. Yeah. Was Magellan Spanish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's about. 100% yeah. Exploring. Yeah. You got a golden exploring. Let's go over there. They send this. They send the Spaniards to just check out the hills. Yeah. Go check how it's looking. It looks good. You guys are good at that. Exploring. The Pinto the Santamaría. That's you right. The Pinto. The Pinto the Ford Taurus that was you guys. That's what I. Yeah. You know what it was. It was because well they were obsessed with no they wanted to own the world. The Spanish thought they were going to take over fucking everybody. We did. For a very short amount of time. Cool it out. Okay. In centuries. Yeah. You didn't go up. You didn't get any of us. Close. You got close. California was us. But you didn't get us. You didn't get us really. You didn't get us in total. Yeah. You did your best. You guys know about that history. They got us. They definitely got you guys. Yeah. What happened? Tell me the history here. So Magellan went to Cebu. Magellan went there too. Yeah. What the fuck. Well he was into scuba diving and sports. Oh he was. He was a huge diver. Yeah. Magellan loved diving. He wanted to find that tree creature. Yeah. With smoking a cigarette or whatever. Yeah. What is it called? What's that guy the tree? Capre. Capre. Yeah. Magellan. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the capre. Magellan and his boys are just drinking. He's like I'm going to find Capre. I will find him. Magellan went down to Cebu. What happened? And then what happened? And then the great like warrior chief Lapo Lapo. Lapo Lapo. Look up Lapo Lapo. I had that last night at dinner. Lapo Lapo. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? I don't want to look. Don't look it up. I want them to tell the story. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to know what he looks like later. So Magellan went to Cebu. Yeah. He ran into Lapo Lapo. Yeah. Magellan was like oh this is going to be our land and then Lapo Lapo was like no and so they fought and then he killed Magellan. Wow. So Magellan was killed by Lapo Lapo. Yeah. I think he was also hiding under the water and then like there was like a surprise attack. Filipino folklore. Yeah. He was hiding under the water. Holding his breath for three days. Lapo Lapo. Holding his breath for three days. Yeah. And appear. Yeah. So wait. Lapo Lapo was in the water hiding waiting to kill Magellan. That's shout out to Lapo Lapo. Look at Lapo Lapo. And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos. Yeah. We love them. We fucking love you guys. We love Lapo. Do we know what Lapo Lapo. That's why Magellan got got clipped. Yeah. Because this guy wasn't fucking around. I like him. Dude, he was big as fuck. Yeah. I have OCD. Why don't an extra Lapo on there? Lapo Lapo Lapo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Commodities in threes. Lapo Lapo Lapo. So Lapo Lapo. Can we get a Lapo Lapo? Can I get shirts? Can we get Lapo Lapo shirts? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there's a movie. I want to watch it. Now it's a city. Well, right. Yeah, we know that. But yeah. He owned the place. Yeah. Who played Lapo Lapo? There's no one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Scroll down. It's gotta be a cast on there. Who played him? Don't do this, dude. I want to do this. I want to be you're looking for Robert Redford. Daniel Stern played Lapo Lapo. Wait, who did now? Now, Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines. Is he a descendant of Lapo Lapo? Are any other descendants of Lapo Lapo now leaders? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You could maybe you share Lapo Lapo blood. Maybe. Yeah. That'd be so sick. Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important. Yeah. Nothing. You never know that though. Dude, I come from potato farming. Yeah. But the greatest potatoes you've ever had. Probably. We took second. Okay. All right. To the McDonald's. All right. To the McKinley's and the McDonald's and the O'Donnell's. And the Corcorys. You know, McCone comes from great potato lineage. Oh, they do. Look at his face. He looks like a potato. Yeah. Sweet potato. Do you guys know about your lineage or no? No. Yeah. Well, you don't need what you didn't do the blood 23 and me thing. Never. Never, right? Now, see, Filipinos are smart. They don't play that fucking game. But there's no long left cousin that you want to find or anything like that. No. You want to be related to somebody so bad. I do. I know you. Your brothers and sisters you've never met, right? Yeah, in Korea. How many? Two sisters. And you've never met them. Do you do you do you think they know who you are? I don't think so. What are the chances that they watch this show? Yeah, they're not your sisters. No. They're her sisters. How many total siblings are there from from you guys's mom and dad separately? Like in total, how many kids are there? Oh, five. Wow. Yeah. And you don't know the two of them. No. Do you know how old they are? I think they're like maybe around eight. Ten. But they have two brothers. Yeah. I know. Where are they? They never come out. They're huge now. Well, they're lapo lapo sounds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they speak English every day. I mean, I don't know what are they doing. What are they doing? I'm so that was racist. That felt racist. Now, that was that was racist. What do they eat for breakfast is a better question. Yeah. Yeah. So what are the brothers what do they do in the Philippines? They're still in school. Yeah. High school. Yeah. Teenagers. Are they funny? They should come to the show. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to because we would love them on the show. This show has basically become the Filipino contingency. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Oh, who's leading the podcast world with Filipinos? This show. This has gotta be. We could be. We could be. Yeah. Honestly, I'd love it. Yeah. We should get a more Filipino cast. Some some fans went to your mom's uh. Oh, yeah. Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant. Yeah. Bakery. Bakery. What? That's so fucking cool. What do you mean they went this guy? Yeah. Let me see. Yeah. Is that me? I'm Bobby mom. Oh my god. Wow. My god. There's kids hitting sheep and goats. Oh my god. What the? I bought like one of everything. Four of some things. Two of some things. And it all costs like a dollar seventy. Okay. It's amazing. Yeah. Oh, it does look really good. It does gotta look good. Oh, pause. Go back. What? Go back. What is that? What is that pastry on the bottom that's like? What is that one? Like the pink roll? That's not really good. That's I think it's like a variation of burikato. But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside? Why is it that color? I'm pretty sure it's just dye. Got blood. And it's got blood roll. You don't ever want to take over the store and and and I would pass down. Okay. We've worked in it before. Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is going to open up a fucking bakery in in in Austin. Yeah. We should open up Honey 2 here in this here in LA for her mom. Yeah. I would 100% do that just so we could compete with Segura and shut down his fucking little croissantery. I bet you. I want to do that. We should do a Honey 2.0. Yeah. Do your mom's bakery here. Yeah. What's the bakery called? Honey's. Honey's Bakery. Honey's Bakery. We'll do it. Honey's Bakery here. Honey's Bakery LA and it's it'll be more elevated. I don't want to say it. I think the flower we're going to use. No, is that feel wrong? Whatever you want. No, no, no. Can I please? You're doing it. No, I'm not doing it. You're like I'm drowning. No, you're doing it. I need you to back me up here. Yes. Can we use elevated ingredients? You want I mean you want a ship? Let's just bring that the dyes and everything. We have to stick to the ingredients. The recipes. Yeah, but we have those ingredients here. Not like this. You don't. No, you don't. No, no. Okay. No, that's coppery toenails. They mush into there. It's different. Yeah. I would actually love to open up a Filipino bakery, employ your mom, family members, people from the Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine here. That'd be cool. I would I actually would love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then then we could beat Segura. Yes. And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample it? It'd be like, oh yeah, you did good. We'd have to compete. We'd have to buy, you know what I mean? Like open up a store across the street from his store. In Austin. In Austin. But I wanted here in LA so we can. But the only way to beat him really is to open up. It's to close him down. Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. Yeah. What if we do a pop up honey two across we do a pop up shop just for fun to see how it goes. Yeah. Across the street. And then you and I definitely have we promote it. We'll hang out every day. We definitely have to show we have to show up every day. We'll spend a week down there promoting the signage that says don't support two bears support bad friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the bad friends family. Yeah. I like it. I honestly would love to do that. Yeah, let's do it. I think it'd be so fun. Now would he be mad you think? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, he wouldn't give him. Yeah, I don't think it'd be fun. Alright, well, look, let's say goodbye to the girls. They gotta go. Rudy's gotta go to school. We gotta come back though. You're not gonna come back or no? She will. I'm gonna be here for four months. I know. Do you like doing this podcast? We love having you guys on the show. Give them a round of applause. Give it up for the girls. Wonderful. Very wonderful. Wonderful stuff. So thank you to our our girls for coming back. We love them. Our Filipino friends. And today once again, Fancy has foisted the Quinnipiac kids on us. Yeah. Alright, well, send in send in the weirdest one. So we talked to one of these ones. Send in one of the weirdos. Yeah, weirdo. Weirdest one. Give me the weirdest one. Yeah, yeah, perfect. Sit in the blue chair. Look at this guy. He dressed up. By the way, all these kids dressed up for the first time in any of the classes that have come here of all the Quinnipiac classes that have come here. These kids all wore dress up clothes. Yeah, I've never seen them. So, dressed up. Yeah. What's your name, sir? Nick. Nick Bonanno. Nick, you don't have to say your legal name. What's your social? Give us a pretty good zero sit now. No, Nick Bonanno. It's really how do you spell? B O N A N N O. What year are you at Quinnipiac? Third year. So you're a junior. Yes. Yeah, they don't know that. You haven't taught them that? Not yet. No. Senior. What are you doing at Quinnipiac? You want to be in media studies? What are you doing? I'm a film, television, media arts major. In front of the camera, behind the camera. You know what? I'm more behind the camera, but I like both. Oh, wow. You're an actor as well. I'd like to be. Yeah. Give him a scene. You either are or not. Are you an actor? I am. Good. Wow. Wow. I like that. Where are you from, Bonanno? I'm from South Windsor, Connecticut. Right. Wow. Right next to East Hartford. Oh yeah, Hartford. Yeah. Yeah. Connecticut boy. A young Connecticut boy. Born and raised. That's where Quinnipiac is. Connecticut. You have a sweet face. He does. Do I? Yeah. I really sweet face. You do too. He's got good skin too. Thank you. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you? Touché. Oh, no, never. Seriously. He's got clear skin. This guy. He's got rosy cheeks, guy. No, no. It's not big. Yeah. Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh guy? Bonanno? Huh? He's got rosy cheeks. Yeah. Somehow that's an insult. It is. Yeah. Bonanno, what's your life like? It's my life like. What's your life like? You a single guy. What are you doing? Single guy. Um it's all right. Yeah. What do you mean? For now, yeah. You like LA? You how old are you? He's 20. You're 20? 20 years old. Single guy. Yes. Quinnipiac. You tried, yeah. Oh, interesting move, Bonanno. Interesting move, Bonanno. And that's a weird move from Bonanno out the gate. He might want to hold back a little bit. Wow. He's gonna poke the baby. No, you did great. You did great. Yeah, thank you, dude. Don't poke the baby, buddy. Don't. It's Chinese New Year, by the way. You're the horse. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't piss off. That was a trick thing because I'm Korean. He's Korean. And we were testing you. Racist. Oh. So, you thanked me. You're Korean? I didn't notice. Oh, wow. Bonanno. That's another, that's another Bonanno, dude. Second get, second take. Ow, ow, ow. What's your dream, Bonanno? My dream. Yeah. To write, direct my own shorts or not shorts. Feature length mooms. Right. Make more comedies. That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious. Do you listen to this show? I do. Okay. Right on. Very cool. We'll take you. Bonanno, we like that a lot. Bonanno, we like you a lot. Yeah. You're a sweet man. Yeah. Thank you. You're not dating, you're not dating anybody. No, not yet. We'll get you somebody. Yeah. You want somebody or not. Girls out there in the Connecticut or your girls or guys or what are you? Girls. I don't know, man. I'm not. I'm not. You're being defensive. Yeah, you got really defensive. I could have been anything. Yeah. That's true. What do you mean the morning? Proof for loops? Call back. No, I don't need proof. That's what I call back. It was almost as bad as his. It wasn't bad. No, it was a callback. What's your breakfast? What's a Bonanno breakfast? Yeah. But if anything, it's oatmeal. That's it. Steel cut. I do steel cut oatmeal. Well, well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut metro area. Well, let's ask what kind of women did he likes? What kind of women do you like? So, let me give you the height range. Okay. Oh, height. Okay. Four foot five to six foot. Where's it? Where is it? If it's like five, five, five, six, five, five. Yeah. Five, five. Yeah. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Okay. If she was five one problem. No. No problem. Let's just say five one. Five one to six feet tall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet he'll take and then is there an ethnicity thing that you? Uh not really. Italian girls. Like are you Italian? I am Italian. Okay. Bonanno. Bonanno. That's how they say banana in Italian. Santino and li. Santino. Give me an accent with li please. Li. Go ahead, Bonanno. Li. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's li. So, you wanted Italian girl. Yeah. All limbs. It's not always a given. It's not a given. Yeah. So, you and your students are all together, right? Staying at the same place. Yeah. Have you guys had any good meals? Uh yeah. I'm trying to remember. We went to uh well not in and out. Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Why? I like it. What do you mean? You don't like it now? It's all right. Yeah. What do you what do you think? What's better? What's fast food is better? What fast food? What fast food burger is better? Shake Shack. You're wrong. You're wrong. Shake Shack. No, you're wrong. From the east coast. Like what do you think? It doesn't even matter. It's not even close. It's not even close. I think fat burger is better. Hmm. Interesting. I actually will give you some credit there. Fat burger is good because there's more. Yeah. Yeah. There's almost you can customize. Yeah, I like fat. How do you know fat burger? Uh Ice Cube talked about it. Oh my god. Oh, that's good. Give me the loot. Give me the loot. What time in the morning did Ice Cube get get the fat burger? What time in the morning? What time in the morning did Ice Cube get a fat burger? You had two in the morning. You had it. Yeah. Two in the morning got the fat burger. You know what you would like to do? Yeah. And what did you see? He saw the lights of what? Oh, great. We're doing this. It was a blimp. What company? Good year. Yeah, and what did it read? Don't look up. What did it read? Ice Cube is a blimp. Oh my god. Of the year. Pimp. Okay. Ice Cube's a pimp. Okay. But I'm glad you knew fat burger. That's cool. That's so embarrassing. I'm gonna do what I like to do with you guys is that. That's alright. He's never gonna say it. After this podcast, I'm gonna give you guys money. That sounds great. So you guys can go. No, but you guys are gonna go eat tonight together. As a family. As a family. That's beautiful. Yeah. Go tag and someone else. I want you guys to eat something good though. Not fast food, right? Yeah. Something good. Yeah. Alright, how about this? Go tag in somebody else there. I love you banana. Bye, banana. You're the man. Yeah. We love banana. Give it up for banana. Yeah, he's the best. Tag in somebody banana and we'll get two people and then we'll call it. Yeah. Yeah. Look at it. Look at this. Stand up real fast. Oh, yeah. Stand up. Look at this. Look at this guy's belt. Turn to the side. Yeah. Jesus Christ on the last loop of the belt. On the last loop. Get a smaller belt, man. Whose belt is that? Well, you gotta say it into the mic so we can hear it. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you. So, it's funny. The the belt was too big. Yeah. I literally took a scissor. I cut a hole so that it would fit me just for this occasion. Yeah. This kid's interesting. You know, you don't seem like a survivor to me. I mean, I think I think I could I'm Jewish. I'm a survivor. You know who you are. Repeat after me. I like how he goes. I'm Jewish as if the belt didn't give it away. Do this with your finger. Do this with your fingers. Okay. Okay. Alright. Do this with one finger, right? Warriors. Warriors. Come out and play. Come back. You're that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your names? My name is Harry. Not not Styles. Call back. This guy's great. Just say Froot Loops. What's your name? What's your name? Shirley. Shirley. I like Shirley. I'll tell you that. You're grounded Shirley. That's what I feel. A calmness. Why? Well, that response. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's quite grounded. Yeah. It's very grounded response because you're inquisitive. You're inquisitive. You asked a question to a statement. That's a grounded thing to do. Well, comparative to his energy. Yeah. You seem a little bit more grounded is what I meant. Shirley. I guess. Yeah. Shirley, you're also Jewish. I imagine. No, Shirley. Yeah. Shirley, you're Jewish. Yeah. Harry and Shirley are here with us from Quinnipiac. Yeah. Students and Harry is a second year. Yeah? Third year. Third year. Also a junior. And what about you? Third year. Third year. Wow. What do you guys want to do after? What's your dream? I want to be a journalist but honestly put me anywhere and you'll do anything. I'll do anything. Okay. I like that. And what about you, Harry? I'm going to sound exactly like banana but I want to write and direct. It's my dream. It's your dream. Yeah. It's your dream. What kind of movies? I love horror movies. Ooh. But like specifically horror comedies, it's a great subgenre. Yeah. Horror comedy, like your favorite horror comedy is what? I mean, I'm thinking weapons because it's so recent. That's good. I did like. Shindlin List. I know I'm Jewish. My favorite horror comedy. One of the best horror comedies out there. Yeah. Oh, 100%. It was very funny. The ending's funny. The ending. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are your favorite horror comedies? Favorite horror comedies. I like, have you guys heard of Deadstream? No. No. I don't know. Deadstream was funny. It was like a smaller indie film. I liked it a lot but I mean Tucker and Dale. It's classic. Yeah. Tucker and Dale's great. Is Deadstream good? I have shudder. Deadstream is really good. I mean. Is it on shudder? It is on shudder. What the fuck is that dude? That's the comedy part. Yeah. It's funny. I'm telling you. It's like Shangri-La-ting a bath. Going back to the well. Go Harry. Harry, your dream is to make horror comedy and you want to be a journalist. Yes. And then how has this been going with him in Los Angeles this this little semester in LA or whatever? It's it's going great. I mean, I'm I'm from Connecticut so we don't have all these these amazing film opportunities that are out here so I've been loving it. He sounds like he's politicking right now. He's very good. How about you? I mean, it's been great for me. Where are you from? I'm from Connecticut too. So is everybody usually from Connecticut that goes to the school? I was born in New York. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Give me my credit. I'm walking here. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. $50 for a slice. Do you guys like LA so far? Honestly love it. Yeah. What about you, Harry? No, it's great. It's great. Like, I just I feel like when I'm here, I want to be out 24 seven. You guys should get into Bobby's house. He's going to hand you guys money right now to go get food. You guys got to get dinner. This is this. Oh, no, you don't you don't have to Bob. I want you because I know you guys don't have a lot of money. Yeah, thank you. We are we are college students. Yeah, you actually don't know that. These kids could come from. It doesn't matter. I'd like to pay for their dinner. Here's. Are you sure? Yeah, I could grab it. You can probably get the dinner for you right for 300. You're Jewish. Do you think they can? I'm Jewish. They can, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They can go. How much is it? 300. Yeah. Oh, you're so sweet. I think they're 400. No, you give them 100. I don't have any cash in my pocket. Yeah, you never do this. I'm the one that's fucking bullshit dude. This is part of the show. I did but every time I do it, you don't do anything. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The other 97% of the work and that's all right. Give him 100. Okay. Here's another hundred. Another hundred. Thank you so much. Well, then you guys all have to go out to dinner together. If we find out from fancy, you didn't go to dinner. We will. We will take a photo for you guys. Surely, you can you can take that. Yeah. Yeah. You see what he did just there? Yeah. He can't. But I'm telling you right now, you have to go to dinner with that. You can't be splitting it. You know what I mean? For other things. No, we will. This is for dinner tonight with the group. And I'll make sure fancy tells you where we went. Yeah. I want to know where they went because I'll know if they spent the money. 100%. We'll be very. Canes now. No canes. Yeah. They're gonna be somewhere nice. Yeah. I'm Jewish but I promise to tip well. It's good. You know what that I don't understand it but he will. It's 12%. Yeah. Yeah. 15%. 15. Yeah. Yeah. 20. 20. 20. No chance. No chance. No chance. Yeah. No chance. Go somewhere nice. Okay. Okay. Well, look, we want to thank you guys. We hope. What do we have? We have one more person. All right. You go tag in the other person. Thank you so much. Good luck with your guys. Good luck with everything. Thank you so much. It's a pleasure being on. Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Tag in. Come on in. Come on sit down. Come on in, man. It's your time to showcase your. Yeah. Yeah. This guy. They all dressed up. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really. You like this guy? Do you guys know this guy? Of course. Yeah. A little bit. This guy. Not from Connecticut. I'm not actually. I'm from White Plains New York. Yeah, we can tell. Yeah. New Yorker. I can see that the the the goatee in the earrings does not say Connecticut. No. You know, what do you what's your name? I'm Will. Will. Will Quinnipiac senior. I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior as well. Third year. Okay. Quinnipiac third year and what do you want to do, Will? Um so my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film industry. Okay, something that's good. Behind the camera. You want to be you know what to be on front? Like not like no, no. Yeah. Yeah. He thinks he's George Clooney. Yeah. Yeah. You want to stay behind the camera. Stay behind the camera. Right. Cinematographer. Yeah. Yeah. You know what you kind of look like? Who? George R. Martin. You kind of have this George. The writer by. Look at the writer. Look at this. You kind of be like his son or something as a young as a young man. You kind of have his. Yeah. Go to. Oh wow. I didn't even know he had cool facial hair. You kind of look like a brother. You have that. That's you. I can see it. Your future is bright. That's you. Yeah. Your future is bright. Really bright. You want to be behind the camera? You want to you want to um you want to DP? DP. Yeah. So, like I'll work my way up like PAA second AC and then DP and then hopefully that's the that's the goal. Yeah. I think it's achievable. This guy seems like it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite band? Go fast. Uh I mean it's not really it's Taymah Paula. I mean it's like one guy. I love him. I love it. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. One guy though or is it a band? What do you think? It's one guy. It's one guy. Yeah. It's a band. Yeah. But it's one man. It's one man. When you perform live it's a band but I think when he's in the studio he does it myself but I consider that my favorite band. Yeah. Yeah. Give me give me another band. Um I mean I love Green Day. They're great. I know you mentioned earlier but um they are pretty good. I'm in the new I'm in the new Green Day movie. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's us. Yellow day. Yellow day. Really good. The racist but good. Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate it. Well hopefully these dreams come true for you guys. You excited to go to get a meal tonight? Yeah. I'm very excited. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Thank you. Yeah. No thank you. I love you. Good luck to you. Do you have any questions of wisdom that we can give you right now? Let's let's any questions we can fulfill? Um I mean not the moment. I'm just I'm really grateful that I'm here and talking to you guys. This is a great experience. That's not a question to ask a question. No but that was an honest. No I would just say like thank you for having us. Thank you for even being here. We love we love having you. We love you. We love Quinnipiac. Yeah. For some reason we continue to support this university but it's done nothing for us. Nothing. Except for give us a room to podcast in that was like a funeral home. Yeah. I mean it was unbelievable that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people. Um you know how about you do this? Why don't you look into that camera and say thanks for being a bad friend? That one right there? Yeah. Alright. Thank you guys for being a bad friend. Thank you. I love. Thank you Bobby. I will say I have a I have a street joke. It's not my joke but I'm giving you a street joke that somebody told me today. It made me laugh so hard. He goes did you hear what they're I'm going to try not to laugh. Good. Did you hear what you did? Stay to my face though. Alright. Did you hear what they're not with their renaming Epstein Island? Kid Rock. That is so good. It's unbelievable. That's right there. How have we not done that? That's our show joke. That's an our show joke. Mm hmm. And my buddy told me that kid. I have a new name. I have a new joke from that joke. Yeah. What is it? The renaming Epstein Island. I already know it's not going to work. But I'm going to commit. Bad Bunny. Worst bunny. Bad. Good bomb. Do you have any more jokes? Yeah. Give me a topic. Let me see. I want you to improvise a joke. Give me a topic. Prince Andrew. What? Prince Andrew. Oh yeah. Yeah, they arrested him, right? Yeah. Finally. That's a hard one. I like that. Village people shirt. What did the queen say to what what did the queen say to Prince Charles about her brother? About his brother? What? I already fucked it up. Give me another shot. What did you what? Let me say it again. Sure. Because I haven't thought about the punch line yet. I know. I know. I have to repeat it. Yeah, I know what you're doing. I see how your brain. Yeah. Yeah. Like this. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Packages by Expedia. You were made to occasionally take the hard route to the top of the Eiffel Tower. We were made to easily bundle your trip. Expedia made to travel. 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