Digital Talent with Joey Camasta: Tuesday, December 9th, 2025

Good morning, girlies. It's the Toast. It's Jackson-Claude and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the Fast 5 Things You Need to Know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday, which you know Tuesday always feels like a fresh beginning beginning of the week But today is sort of the closing of a chapter. It is today is Joey Kamaster his fourth and final Episode I'm excited about this now. When is she coming back in the new year? So the show ends for the season this week There's no show. Well, just did you order a third chair for me just to sit right in the middle? So I did remember remember when Margot used to sit here and press buttons. Oh, I would love that You know, I spoke to Margot yesterday Margot also hosted about this time We did a sort of roundup at the end You know taking a look back at a glance and she said, you know, she got a lot out of her time here Yeah, I would love to know Joey. What have you taken from this experience from your multiple? Like what are you walking away with? Brand deal brand deals tons of PR a bevy of new toasty followers. Thank you And a new light new lease on life. Oh, and what is that lease on life? Well, I'm just more confident. I'm more sure of myself I say, you know, I just feel I feel accomplished you look amazing. It is so called out today It's literally four point its minus four degrees Celsius. No, it's not it's like 18. I checked. I'm talking Celsius though Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry I Sorry, yeah, they go Celsius metrics is yeah, but yeah, it's negative for Celsius And I hear you're wearing a shirt that you purchased in Paris I did, you know, I did a lot of vintage shopping there and Western culture believe it or not is very It's very big over there. So I got you know, so this is my home Western culture is very big over there. Oh, oh, you mean like Not the actual West like like like Western like what American Western horses on your shirt. Yeah Yeah, I'm crying up What I'm crying out. So you got that shirt of what a vintage shop and vintage shop and lame and the lamb array district I got a bunch of stuff and it's shit cheap there, too You bought me nothing to be clear. I have it at home. You have to come over we miss our dinner party this weekend You have to invite me I had a holiday party. I had to go to dinner and he wasn't available who lots came No, I'll tell you didn't do it. Sometimes I'd like to just like pretend like I'm gonna do a dinner party But I know I'm not you know, you have a big dining room table. Yeah, and I would love for you to come over and sit at it Yeah, I would love to Let's get going holiday plans walk me through yours Joey. Well, your boyfriend. No, we're not he goes away this family every year No, none at all he goes to his family every year. They have this like big house. They do with like all the kids and They go to Florida Yeah, by your home girl So I'll be home with my family I do a Christmas Eve at my father's house and I do is we do the seafood of course special so we do all you know the the The crustaceans and you know little fishies and then the next day now that I'm a mother Last year my big kid was too small to live really appreciate thing Christmas and the holidays this year he's gonna like you know, he knows who Santa is and everything like that so You're of course referring to your dog peak. Oh, yeah, and what is your dog's name because you call your dog everything else? So then what is the name his get his legal name is piccolo Okay, what is that? It means like little and Italian. Okay, I forget that you're like authentic Italian Yeah, piccolo and then also it's also a little flute and she means tiny and small so cute So and I call him Piki. I call him tweaky. Does your family let you bring your dog home? Yeah, I bring everywhere Oh, yeah, I have I have he's my psychiatric service dog. So I had to bring everywhere I'm mentally ill. So I have my psychiatric team review and now I have to bring him anywhere But I don't like to push the limits too much because you know, sometimes dogs aren't supposed to be such in places I don't know why I don't know your dad. I just like know from your Instagram and I can just not liking your dog No, he loves my dog. Okay. Yeah, no, he loves your dog So now that he my piccolo is knows what it is. I want to have I wanted to wake up Chris morning at my house Of course, so I'm gonna have my sister and my dad everyone Crash at mice my house that we can wake up there and then you know and just cooking and be merry I don't know if I realize that you have a sister. I have two sisters I feel like you would be a great brother like I would love to have you as my brother. Yeah What do you think that they appreciate you? Oh, no, I think they just like they roll their eyes at me a lot and just like you know Take me for granted you think so nice thing for granted But you know, they could they don't have the lore of Joey Kamasa in the home I'm like the stardom of their brother. Yeah, do you think that they find you like do you feel misunderstood? No, they understand they're just jealous that I am the Mary and they're the road up You know what I mean? That's an elite reference. Thank you. I'm the Mary. You're the road. Yeah. Yeah, she is. They're coming back. Who wrote me Michelle Yes, yes for second movie. Do you feel like you're and you know what I need them to not do that? Thank you Michelle's a perfect film. Yep. Do you feel like you're more of a Romy or more of a Michelle? I Am more of a Michelle you are more of a Michelle Yeah, and I like hate myself because I think I'm more of a Romy and I And she was just like a bitch and like Michelle was better and Michelle ends up being their ticket out cuz yeah, Sandy Sandy Frank she goes she gets she hooks up with him and they get that boutiques where they fold scarves We need to watch Romy and Michelle. I know we drag one of your mattresses into the living room and have a big cozy movie You just get the bed. Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah It is one Michelle's high school union. I mean Michelle is like definitely one of my top ten favorite top. Yes What do you think is like the best quote from that movie? Um? Cuz Jen you're always saying what kind of business y'all in yeah, that's good We get two burgers your diet cooks and fries and for business women do you guys have some sort of business women special What kind of business y'all in yeah, and she goes she goes She looks at her it's the best movie ever if you haven't seen it ladies toasters do yourself a fancy toasty favor It is the best movie ever and I think a lot of people when they talk about Lisa Kudrow They talk about friends and sometimes more easily they talk about the comeback which are HBO show which is come Oh my god, I watch at the morning on Mother died. It's oh That's the only thing that comforted me I watch every season of it But it's like that's my favorite favorite series ever You know we were watching the Bratz movie when we found out that our father died Well, who's in that is a cartoon based you know who's no it was on a cartoon good question though Oh, this is so weird the cap comes off Yeah, that's what happens with water bottles you take the cap off. No, but in Europe. It's we have it I was like what am I doing this I'm gonna lose it So sorry, that's so American of us have water. I forgot you were coming to this studio today I should have had your your international beverages shipped in I know I mean we're watching the Bratz movie when we found out our dearly beloved father had passed away and no, it's not a Cartoon it's like a straight to DVD like young adult film. It was so weird. They all have lip injections it was just beyond and The only recognizable actor who you would know from it and same me as well as the main brat Her mom is played by the mom from my big-fat Greek wedding the big woman with the curly hair. Yes. I love her Kathy Najimi She's from hocus-pocus That's okay. So hocus-pocus not the same lady. No, it's not Kathy. She's not in the Greek movies No, she's not in the Greek. She might know she's not in the Greek movies and she's certainly not the mom Aiden's in it though. Aiden is in it. Yeah, such a good movie. Yeah, you know the Tom Hanks as a producer of that movie No, but you know I wanted to have sex with Tom Hanks from a League of their own He was so hot. I thought it was a woman movie. It is but he played the coach Of course the coach had to be a man Yeah, he I could he hurt his foot and he couldn't go out to war so he had to stay back What do you think of Rosie O'Donnell? I loved her back in the day When okay, this is gonna be horrible to say I Love to back in the day when she was on a Rosie show and she was talking like a like a big You know like a cozy like Italian mom and like whatever like you know and then she when she turned into like Like I don't know like a super dyke maybe. Oh, wow. Okay. We're sorry for it today Yeah, like a super like like like like and getting involved in scandals and like right It took it took the comfort the coziness like of me laying on her bosom and like right to like Italian mother energy It was just to I mean, I'm sure she was standing up for what she believes in but I got it was just too much for me Yeah, you know, I actually ran into her once at an hotel lobby We were both checking into the four seasons. Oh and she likes striked up a conversation with me like asking what I did And I was like explaining just like whatever Jackie was there, too I think Olivia was hitting on you. No, no She was like genuinely curious how like these three little girls were staying at the four seasons I think she was like where your parents and then she ended up tweeting I just met this girl with no job on Twitter like it was kind of an interesting interaction Think about often do you have her behind the curtain is that what's coming out? Who is the most famous person you've ever met Joey? Oh I Don't know me Lady Gaga When did you meet Lady Gaga? I was friends of Gaga before she was before she was really big and Stephanie Stephanie German Otter Were you yes? So back in the day my friends Colleen who I worked with them we were to Mac together I always They start she was her like they They start was it was go-go dancing at this bar called St. Jerome down in our ribbington Street And so we were all hanging out there all the time sometimes I'd get on there was and just an underwear underwear and start Go-go dancing so she used to she was dating the bartender Luke at the time So was she had she released just dance? No, no, no, no, no This doesn't really count this is the most famous person like before she was famous doesn't count. No, no I've seen her afterward. Oh you have yes. Yes Yeah, not not but not socially like it in the same room like a concert. No No, like at like a Like a cocktail party like a vet like a vet like a like a media event type thing media event Yeah, do you have a good singing voice? I feel like you might I could yeah, and they're right in the right thing Not as much as I don't have I of course, of course. No, do you know that I have your song as well as my friend? me Teresa Melania Melania, okay, but you have my song I have your song on my favorite So every time I'll be this I forget that they're on there and then all of a sudden they'll just pop up and like That was a bop So you say you have a decent singing voice, I think so I mean I could hit let's hear it Okay, well for my one to clean to famous, you know that I'm show me love If you want me you got to show me love Well in the beginning and the beginning part of it She does she belts like this the first lyric is a belt like ha and I can hit that let's hear it A little bit back if it's gonna be loud. Yeah Hey, yeah, I know the note you're referring to you've got to show me love Yeah Wait, it's any music producers looking promises I've got more than my share That was first that'll wake you up you did hit that note. I just want to say that Thank you End was like not my favorite, but you hit that note. That's oh, that's the only note. I know right right is that C-minus? Yeah, do you know the notes? No, I don't I wish I did like Charlie Puth how he could be like Yeah, when you were recording your song, did you have like were you like leaning into it like being dramatic like just for just for Of course I was like would you hold one ear when you didn't have to have videos of it So my song I recorded like in LA at a studio No, it's like a bunch of people in the room and I was being such a diva and then my second song Did you ask for peppermint tea or something dramatic? I was being like honey. I think I had like a A breath like a vocal steamer that I had in my hotel and past deals And then the second one I recorded remotely so like the producer was using was based in Arizona He also produced the toast theme song shadow Curtis and then I was in New York and like I was paying by the hour And I was just getting it out like I was not it wasn't the fantasy was over. Oh my god Yeah, I would love to see your musical career era. Well, who knows maybe it'll pop off I mean you've manifested quite a bit on this show What your stage name be Joey see little Joe, I don't know maybe wiggles Beautiful. Yeah. Now you heard it. Join me today. We have fast five. I might have chosen four stories like I couldn't remember We also dear toasters. I love I love your toasters I love to have you on Tuesday and we actually had somebody right in specifically looking for advice from you for a toasty Tuesday We're toasty Tuesday. They said dear Joey. Oh my god I would like to get that girl, you know the help that she needed to give her her flowers She's coming to you for help sounds like she's in down straight She's severe Joey, what are your hopes and dreams for 2026? Oh My hopes and dreams would be I just want my dog to like become a better child and learn how to behave better That's what I would like to Lose like 25 pounds. Oh girl you and me both. Yeah, I would like to Really focus on my cooking career. I really swan I Yes, I want to do my cooking career more So I just have to get in the kitchen and start burning. Yeah, you know, I don't know and I like to have a cookbook I love that. I would like to Go on a brand trip. Oh I was a little upset that I was not picked up a chart. She went to art. Can I tell you sit inside her secret? Get Joey on the trip like this is why so she invited Nicole and Yeah, and the coach so that's in the call obviously couldn't go because she has 1500 kids So I check her phone and reply back. I can't make it but my friend Joey would be amazing to come on the trip I don't think she replied. Oh, you know, I don't know she replied. I didn't check her I'm gonna check the cause messages cosmetics. You're wrong for that Like you need Joey on your trip for morale for content like well They have it that a new gay on the block that Dylan that Dylan fucked me in the ass I love him and I love him. He deserves all his flowers I like I followed him before everybody else. I saw the first video shut the fuck up and fuck me I love him. I'm happy for him to getting along swimming. Yes. We follow each other, but yeah I'm tired has like a gay limit. I would I would hope so. Well, you know, I'm more than three is considered a gang A gang bang. Yeah. Yeah, be careful. Well, shout out Lizzie my former assistant who now runs those tart trips Oh, does she Lizzie? And you've definitely I just come in like work the front desk and just reap the benefits of the first-class flight for sure You'll be the flight attendant on the jet. Yes getting everyone there. Oh, they go on a private jet sometimes. Yeah Did you ever work in food service? Yes, I worked at a place called bow 111 on Avenue C and I got fired twice Because I closed basically you're in charge of like opening I guess the lead waiter waitress at the time Was in charge of like opening close the restaurant may close it like 2 a.m. We served our kitchen was open to like 2 a.m. And I was there by the time after like midnight No one's coming in I wasn't sitting there for another hour So then I was like so I just like leave early close the restaurant And then like the boss would like walk by to lives in the neighborhood and he found out and he fired me Yeah, no, I didn't like steal anything like did yeah, well, of course food. Yeah food and food and wines You have food free food. Yeah, we got free food But then the thing is we had a sake like the sake that we would serve like there was bartender's or the drink There was so that we had house infused sockets and we'd have them and that way still open. No, it's closed down It's gone. It was a Vietnamese plate restaurant I know I'm very global and then so I would go into the back Like we were serving and I would just start like I would like kneel down by like the Where the pictures were and I just fill up like water glasses of the of the stuff If the pineapple infused sake and just slam it I could see that for you Mm-hmm. And so you didn't feel like food service was your future No, I because I didn't I I loved it because I love the theater of it I love you know carrying the plates and being dramatic and talking to people and like putting on a performer Yeah, but I was I was really bad at it I would forget things all the time and they're like forget to put entrees in then I have to like go and like beg the Person to like give me this someone else's table to line. Yeah, and did you write things down or you're more of like a memorizer? I think I'm good at memorizing, but I did have to write things down Yeah, of course, but then that's what I hated about because that's what I didn't have registers then this is back in the 40s We had to use smoke signals believe it or not Yeah, right. Did you like communicate you wrote it down and then just like passed it on? Yes, I don't need to read your handwriting read the handwriting But there was like shorthand like it's like to chicks like CHX Yeah, it's chicken But then at the end of the night you had to like get all the little receipts together and like type it like I had to Like a little glass and type like an calculator and like press all these buttons and there's paper stats of papers and did you make good tips? Um, I guess for the time maybe but I just just go out to the bars with it right after I got out of course of course and spends it all Who's your first boyfriend ever? Boyfriend was more okay mark. Tell me about him. He was I don't know if he's out yet Yeah, his name is mark and He was a this is this is just after 9-11 and he was Well, he was a Marine. He was a Marine. So he was he was deployed. He was he was deployed He was a Marine and he was like a force. We went at the Coliseum and that's our Coliseum No, the Coliseum gay bar in Sarajevo, New Jersey and He was blonde and had like a high and tight cut and his um, his like family was like what's like a very religious family and he was a Marine and Yeah, but he was bad news, but I loved it He was like involved in like shady shit like like my scams and scandals and stuff and then so he took me on the best trip So I'm only the best bags like all the time From being in the Marines like I'm on money from his from his side quests of being of doing of shady shit Interesting. Yeah, what kind of bags bags you saw? Yeah, like Louis Vuitton bags. I had the first I don't think they're big bags Well, remember that Balenciaga bag with the strings hanging off it the city bag Yeah, I see that I had I got that like when it first came out. I was like I was like such a bad bitch Yeah, I felt just like one of the Elson twins. Yeah, I have one actually to this day We were like as kids we were not kids. I guess teenagers. We were obsessed with those bags I let Ruby carry it and well, so like no because blunting a sort of like controversial. Oh, yeah And I'm just hanging on to it like I'm not gonna sell it or anything. I'm hanging on to I forgot they They were being free demonic children. Yeah, right, right, right? So just in case it comes back I held on to one. Yeah, but we were obsessed like every picture for my child and me and my sisters were like chubby with fucking huge sunglasses Covering your whole face your first boyfriend. Yeah, that was me Tim. Yes, his birthday was just this week No, I remember it It's been for years there for like seven years. It was like a significant relationship. Yeah, and why didn't it work out? Because he just wasn't able to come out of the closet That'll do it. Yeah, and I was just you know, it was just getting toxic Yeah, and then before we dive into the story is how was your inter saboteur today? Um, I did have a little bit of a breakdown this morning getting dressed. I had five years of outfits on I was feel you know, I had red wine last night. Okay. I had hosted a dinner party last night Wait, you okay first of all like host one more dinner party and not invite me like and you're not gonna be welcome back here Bitch, I have a chance to have you on the fucking podcast before I get invited to dinner first of all Second of all, I can't believe I've been sitting with you for so long and not actually about the major event You went to this weekend. I know I went to a Jersey Shore wedding We talked about you on the toast a couple of days ago because oh, yeah Sammy sweetheart got married she did and the craziest thing about you is like you're just a part of this group of friends I like you don't understand like my obsession. I know when you come to those. I forget that they're famous It's like not really famous. They are deeply Especially Paulie everyone freaks out about Paulie. Maybe you don't get it because you're not American But like that's why I deeply embedded in American culture like I especially people my age We died for them. How was the wedding? It was flawless. Okay first of all when she walked down the aisle I thought I was seeing AI she was when I say flow some flawless There was not a fucking hair out of place not a Like a gloss lump on this like she was just was like a AI Image walking down the aisle flawless The wedding is beautiful. There was a scandal because this is the same place that Angelina's got married That the weather the wedding that didn't last right now So the wedding that everyone quit the show because right because they made those bad speeches and stuff is it Jersey It's in Jersey. It's called the park Chateau and the group in general like when they get together Mm-hmm. Do they still party hard like no, I mean we Me to call me to call and Dina do of course Vinnie wasn't feeling well. So he was like, you know, he was seeing he was like, you know I don't think it was drinking was like sipping a team being dramatic. That is so no He was so dramatic about it. It was like sniffling like the wax bitch and Paulie and Nicky, I think they I think everyone else had some some drinks, but they're not party like that Jenny was slamming drinks What is she like? She's so funny. She's like she's just you know She's just off the cuff. She's just very like always on and always always something's always going on I'd like literally live for this group and the fact that you just like we're at this wedding I was watching your story. It's like it's so crazy. What do they make of you? They love me because you entered the group as like Nicole's friend But not very much friends with everyone. That's everyone I mean, we it's like brothers and sisters. We crack on each other like we all like, you know, they call me digital talent like because Because like because when we go to an event one time we went to visit the big MTV event and there was a red carpet And there was two separate carpets and I had to that we were all walking together They made me leave the line to go to the digital talent section They'll never let me live this down. So they call me so they say Joe. This is Joey for we have Joey from digital talent Yeah, so like the whole team says it like it's a solar joke this day. I know it's like bye guys I see over the other side And I was like with fucking bloggers. I was like Seriously not real I know and I did want to share with you that I am gonna what oh, sorry for God to tell you I Just became and I have to get you on for not already My friend works in Netflix and he came over my house the other day and he put his login in so I have this I could see all Those who shows and previews are coming out in the next like two months that aren't released yet Just the previews or you watch no watch the whole thing. So there's a wait. That's amazing I didn't know Netflix employees had that they do and so to sort of a journalist so I can get you on the list Okay, and so who like what's on there? Okay, so we watched there's a new knives out that Billy and I watched He likes that movie it's three hours long very good I fell asleep during the second one. I mean this is that I've goosebumps look I say The fifth season of Emily in Paris is up And I am not I have to I have to first of all I have to get myself situated. I get into you know the preachy mindset Yeah, preachy mindset I have to you know put the translations on and I have to you know Just have a baguette next to me at all times before I dive in but this is the season. She's in Rome What do you make of Emily in Paris as you know, it's kind of the retelling of your store I mean, it's a little it's kind of you know, it's it's mocking my culture I think a little bit but I do like it because because I'd like to like see and I'm like, oh my god That's right. That's right. Did this I like I think it's you know, it's it's it's the it's the modern it's a modern fix For sex and city fiends that we needed like it's a campy. It's you know It's the Darren star of it all and you're still loving heated rivalry. Oh, have you seen any of it? No Season's episode three it wasn't about the main character's new tuna characters the guy that makes smoothies and the hockey player They had a sort of love affair very hot No, there's no, there's a third a third queer a third gay. Do you identify as queer? No, I think that's for like Not me I Think I need a septum piercing and it to be a bad bitch Love that I did I mean me me hook me sleeping with Matt is like the least interesting thing about me completely You know, I mean, yeah, it's like it's not that's not that exciting There's nothing really that I wouldn't want to talk about anyone anyway I'm just praying for it to be over every time it happens You know, so I don't consider like you know Anything but you do identify strands. I do If it what if I can get into a better school or get a bigger contract Yeah, anything I need to get a bigger PR package, of course well Joey we have a lot to do here today I mean kind of a lot of work to get to get done without doing what we need we need to get done So I wish I was wearing your outfit. Sorry. You look so cozy. Thank you so much Joey, are you ready for the fast five stories? No. I'm yes. I'm wearing Chanel ballet flats. Is that outfit snow? No, it's her valve. Oh, they don't make Chanel size triple Fantastic, too. Yes, it is Joey, are you ready for the fast side stories? 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He did it's giving me Willy Wonka flashbacks like he went into the orange orange area and like in the candy machine She's wearing the same orange material in a Sultry dress it has in her she looks so much like him. It was the first time I'm when Kim went to the Mecca Allah heavenly body body This outfit has like a big cross on it. She's wearing a big cross on her neck She looks so much like him now would you and Ben ever do something like this quite literally never like and Ben would Ben and I call Ben bozo when he always is wanting to like before we're on a wedding And it's black tie. He's gonna wear his suit and then have like I have this like pink bow tie And I like bozo just put on the black bow tie like stop He's always trying to do something kind of flat a little crazy Yeah, I call him like it but his bozo moment So Ben would love to wear like matching neon orange outfits to an event with me I would quite literally never and also so this outfit is custom chrome hearts and I want to talk about chrome hearts Yeah, I don't know much about it you and everybody else like it's literally a brand I feel like is it a religious brand they have crossed on everything I feel like it's a brand that only exists on Instagram and only celebrities and like really wealthy people buy it as like some sort of status Yeah, I don't know if they have stores. I think it's like a showroom in LA Sacks no what the hell is chrome hearts? Is it is it all couture? Is it it's couture? Yeah I think it's just custom couture for everyone and they sell like I don't know what it is I don't think I fit into it I think I'd be sweating and everything everything looks leather and like tight and not breatheable. Yeah, not a Breatheable, not a bow. I couldn't I could never well I never think Timothy Chalamet is hot unless he's standing next to Kylie and like grabbing her ass And like they're being really cutesy on this carpet. So I happen to think he looks good I don't think he's too twinkie here. Might have keep her elf. Did you watch call me by your name? Oh, I've loved that movie Yeah, but I wasn't attracted to him in that movie. I was attracted to the one that eats people Yeah, and what about the movie? Did you like I liked it? It was an emotional Gut-wrenching story. I also love that it was in Italy and they were drinking tangerine juice So I've never seen call me by your name apricot juice. Of course. Sorry. I have seen um broke back that one I I'm from you are giving broke back today. Um, I That made me that was a gut-wrenching movie. I gave a straight no matter what it is It was a gut-wrenching man. I remember I went through a whole box of Kleenex I was sitting on the bed when my roommate came home and I was I was in console bush I was like, why would someone make this? Yeah, I was holding the shirt. It's like I have goosebumps again I saw it during cove it may be neeming. I was going on I Had heard the lore you always hear like broke back man Like in gay culture like broke back back in Texas. Exactly. I'd never actually seen the film during coven I check it upon myself to watch it. Oh my god. Oh, what a guy devastating devastating Julien Michelle Williams and and halfway were like 15 when they made that movie No, I didn't know they're young. They're we I don't know how old they're they're young super young Who do you find more attractive heat ledger at the time? Oh, no, Jake. Oh, always I think he and Heath was like the toxic one right like Jake was ready to yeah, he was the bottom He wants to get married up Like live free and like living sin and it would be hard That's why he's doing cock sucking in the alleyway who when he was killed, you mean no when he was like if he like he like It was like just like he couldn't resist anymore because his boyfriend was away never hanging out with him anymore So he had to go get his dick sucked in the alleyway now Let's say you were living in that time. Do you think you would have been more of a Heath Ledger or more of a Jake You would have been brave No, I would be the Jake Gyllenhaal probably unless I had a lot of money and then I would be like that I'd be like fucking hose and different zip codes Neither of them had a lot of money which made me even sadder, but they had thought they had love and they had dedication It was a really good movie. I know so that's that's kind of what this movie is But that's the new how you're ever is about but it's not as like talking no one's dead yet I don't know if they die yet. I have no idea Everyone's dead I know I do what Mario Supreme was even about either is a Scorsese movie. It's giving high brown credits pouches in it Oh, yes, so I feel like I would see it like I wouldn't go to the theater No, we'd get like the Amazon step if you ever wanted to invite me over like we could watch it yeah I would like that. I would be together like I think we should just watch around me and Michelle Yeah on the big screen. Yeah, how big is the TV in your living room? 109? You're kidding. That's the biggest TV ever and it's in the bedroom to have this as double to 109 inch TVs First off, I love that. Thank you. I can't see I have to not tonight. That's the one above the 85 Right, I don't know because the biggest TV in my house. I think is like 75 It's like an iPad on the screen on the floor. I have to tell you I have enormous respect for the 109 like There's no switching as a TV. Yeah, they say they say like you know, they have feature wall and and A TV is like is ghost to have in a house. I was like bitch. I have both like a little who cares Next story I have been following this Saga for almost a year now excited. Oh my god, you know Hoda left Yes, and Jenna Bush did like Jenna and friends. Oh, no, I did it for a year and Eventually like we all stopped caring because we thought like the weeks after Hoda we're like, oh, she's gonna be replaced by She never picked so we like don't care up until yesterday She was doing Jenna and friends Scarlett Johansson Olivia Mon Everybody just but a couple of people had been hosting kind of how like you come here like Sylvester's of the investors of it all Justin Sylvester Matt Rogers Heather McMahon Heather McMahon And so they announced this morning that Jenna at 10 o'clock was gonna announce her co-host and I was almost positive that it was gonna be Justin when I asked him the when he was here I thought maybe he couldn't tell me he was like no, I don't think it's gonna be me And I thought it was just being shy, but to me. It's like he's so obviously the right. Are you telling the answer? Yeah Oh my god, I'm so nervous I don't think you're gonna like die for it if it's Ryan see Chris. I'm leaving. It's it's Chanel Jones. Who's that? She already works at the today show. She does the third hour. She's like a newscaster So she's got a she's got a promotion. Yeah, like they promoted from within which I just feel like after a whole year You're giving us Scarlett Johansson like huge celebrities It was gonna be a letdown and she not much like Chanel Jones is a bad choice like she's a professional newscaster Yeah, people lover She went through like her husband had cancer and he died and so people like are in dear to her But I'm doing this whole they have banter. She's cause she's good. She's good. Yeah, I know what problem with her But like I'm sorry. It should have been Justin It just took it took it to a whole different level as a whole different show Kathy and Hoda It brought me back to the Kathy Lee days when they were drinking wine on the show So I'd like I like the mess if I may say the faggots tree of it all Yeah, of course. No, like first of all Justin is like young. Yeah, I'm sharing in like a new era. He's gay He's black like it's it's never been done before. Yeah He's also already on an NBC contract because he hosts a news which just got canceled so he's free Hmm, I don't think he would be terribly expensive for the network because he's already on contract And it would just be like us running this new era I feel like who the fuck watches the today show but people have been tuning in for like Justin Matt Rogers like people love He's like a young podcaster. I just think of all the people they could have chosen. I have no problem with Chanel Jones I'm sure she's gonna be amazing. Yeah more of the same Yeah, the whole year just to choose someone from the third hour. Yeah, I know what you mean They were stringing us along they were stringing us along well, I mean you get this job. Do I get the job? Hypothetically, yeah How does that work? Oh if I could be came a third of the hose I probably I Probably get fired soon after I think I would have a slip of the tongue or offend someone or already here today Say that I get a tree Dike yeah, you said effetry He said anything else I'm sure I said my ex-wife in his last name. You did Yeah, I guess maybe this is not the right job for you Yeah, I mean not not on what not daytime TV this one, you know, you can you choose to watch this I'm this not gonna be forced in your face like when you're washing the dishes. What is your dream job Joey Camaster? I don't think it's a I don't dream of having a job. That's the thing. I don't want a job My dream job would be a life a lifestyle guru, right? My dream job is like not needing one. Yeah, not you know I would want to do like the Martha Stewart of it all the in a garden of it all like I want to have my I'm gonna have my cookbooks I don't have a life style or I want some to say like oh my god. I want to have a Joey Camaster Christmas Yeah, I'm gonna have a Joey Cass this summer that means they don't know exactly that means it's the spritzes It's the lemons. It's the I want to have like a stop be it's like a style icon, right? Except that you know like Martha and I know like they work tremendously hard Looks effortless, but it's endless hours endless, and I don't think that that's the life for us Yeah, and it's not in the cards, but I think we can find a loophole on the internet. I'm sure yeah for sure But yeah, so I like you know just maybe I would have a Line of like I would start with like you know doing Joey Camas to X things and like I like my Yeah, and I'd have like my little collabs and stuff and then eventually I have my own cookware brand and my own like Benning and D'Corre I'm like you like Jonathan Adler boutiquey stuff like Ed by Ellen DeGeneres. Oh, yeah, she has a home line I like that Bethany on that. You know who my favorite one is Other celebrity home lines Laura Ashley. No Rachel Zoe We talked about it. Yeah, I see Jim acts Obsessed I know did you watch her debut on Beverly Hills house? I watched it Bravo con, but I didn't I wasn't there I watched it like you know from the people on the videos. I'm a icon. I thought it was good Yeah, I think she's a fun addition She's wealthy and stylish and that's really all I personally asked for from a first-time housewife and didn't Rachel Zoe say that she dated Mauricio for like a minute. No, she said her friend did no. She said that when Mauricio It was announced that he's smashed by the way A thousand oh my god, I'm a Jewish king Even though recent behavior has been like a little embarrassing. It's fine D. J. Ang was skinny jeans on Rachel Zoe said that when Mauricio and Kyle broke up like Five of Rachel's those friends tried to set her up because like she's eligible. They're both Jewish. Yeah. Yeah, why not? But I don't think it was like but now Kyle's a Jake a lesbian Allegedly a bisexual. I was remember she was doing this weird music videos without other Wow now Wow Relationship between gay men and lesbian women sometimes it's a love affair and sometimes like you know, there's a little bit of Oh, I don't sure what do you think about lesbian? Oh, I love it. Do you think they love you? I think so I think so because they need feminine energy around at all times Exactly. I like it because you know of the obvious. I need you know, I need some drywall installed or some sheet rock They're my girls If you need a stud gun Speaking of Mauricio being embarrassing being a DJ Let's just segue a little bit if that happens to you. I'm gonna have to call you out on it Oh my god, please well Similar, you know Kyle cook from my arch nemesis from Summerhouse. Yes, is that the one that made this? Switsgate yes, exactly like literally my nemesis I will seriously Never dislike never not despise him and he was like talking to Taylor Stryker being like I don't know the problem I'm like I really like them like you literally hate you like don't even try I will hate you to the day I die and like you could try apologizing try apologizing. I'm a forgiving person Start he really shy. Yeah, so the trailer for the new season of Summerhouse drops I think a lot of people thought was like enough. Yes once page left like it would be a doozy But it's giving not doozy and it's giving a lot of issues and Kyle on Amanda's relationship There's like a lot of speculation and like pretty much like confirmation that they're separated living apart Although neither of them have confirmed it and they both like kind of keep leaning into the rumors like making TikToks But not telling us what's happening right and the big Moment that people are taking away from this trailer is Amanda is telling a story that her husband Kyle cook slept at a fan's apartment So Kyle and Amanda Bautula's marital struggles will play out in the forthcoming season of Summerhouse She's saying this in the trailer I wanted him to stop going out and partying and he found a career where he literally has to go out late and party as a DJ Cook 43 is then seen telling his co-star Carl. I played the biggest gig of my life, but Amanda couldn't care less I don't know what matters to her anymore And then in a later scene Amanda is talking to Sierra and Lindsay and she said Kyle fell asleep at some fans apartment And came home at like 6 30 in the morning Well, we all know what he's doing there, of course I and now I mean was it a fan of a lady fan of apartment or a man fans? I'm gonna I don't think there are a lot of man fans of Summerhouse like I'm gonna say Yeah, and here's the thing This is obviously the craziest thing ever like jail for Kyle doing that to his wife. Yeah, but of all the Kyle cook things I don't know why this is like he's literally like the worst man husband ever like we know this He's cheated on Amanda. He has said horrible things to her like every season. It's like what fresh hell is did they meet on the show? Yeah, no Every season it's like what fresh hell is Kyle going to inflict on his poor wife this season So this is not that crazy in the grand scheme for a normal person. Obviously. This is terrible for Kyle It's like, oh, yeah, well, it's Kyle. He is who he is. Yeah, you want about him and I just wonder like When does where does it when did where does this go where she's like she has up until his point not divorced him they have Love for one another so it's kids. No, I mean, I just I just think I mean I don't know much about this couple But I do know like top like behaviors like this He needs to get whatever is going on out of a system. There's there's some the his inner saboteurs coming out and it's No, what is his night job is DJing? Yeah. Yeah, so the DJing and a new thing. He started like a year ago What why don't you start DJing like you know like brand events and seven set of doing night clubs where you have to like be I think he does both. Oh Multi-tasking. Yeah, I just think I don't know I can't I also being on a reality show when you're married It's just she sleep at the house, too. Yeah, so she came on the show. Yeah, they're both Like stars on the show, but they got they didn't meet on the show No, he she came on his as his girlfriend and then eventually became friends with everybody and as a main cast member now for many Years. Oh, yeah, I just feel like of all the things he's done like this is on par with the worst of it But it's not the worst. Yeah, he's just like a bad guy, but shadows. He really likes him So like it seems that he like the Jack's Taylor of summer house Oh, yeah That's what it seems like and you know summer house is supposed to be about this show of like young singles and their 20s Going to the Hamptons every weekend and Kyle's like well over 40 So I have a chance. Yes And a lot of the people in the house during the summer like our 30s And they don't go out so much anymore and now some of the younger people like go out to six in the morning It's like Kyle's like lyric coming home with these 21 22 23 year old cast mates. He's over 40 He's the last one up. He's DJing in the living room like it's sad and Will you stop me if that happens to me? No, you're gonna let me have do it. It's different like you can just do it I can't explain it. Okay with a skinny Jean, of course, even though you're wearing a boot cut today Yes, I am I had to wear my boots on my Western boots. Of course Western as in country west. Yes country western values Yeah, I Don't know what Western values are it's like when you I think like Western culture is like modern like in the West like America That's what they say like in Asia. They say like Western So China is yeah is Eastern and Western is considered like more modern the Western world So I got it. It was like okay geopolitical That's another thing I would cancel the floor Well once again, this is a great opportunity to remind everyone that cast Joe we can master for the next season of summer house Yes, or any other reality show that's gonna pay me a lot of money But it doesn't I add value to anything I do I'm like bacon You're like salt salt. It's your necessary bacon is unnecessary a lot of people a lot of people don't have bacon for I don't really like bacon I'd rather have sausage. I said salt salt cuz you you make it better Yeah, and more often than not it's required. Mm-hmm. Thank you next up Joe Jonas is in the hot seat quite literally because a fan has caught him struggling to parallel park in a viral TikTok The singer responds with a video of his own So a TikToker filmed Joe Jonas attempting to parallel park in New York City Claiming that you've been watching him for seven minutes trying to parallel park New York City It's a power parking is different than a lay power. It's true And this was in New York the video set to the Jonas Brothers theme song burning up has more than eight and a half million views Joe joined in on the fun the girl had written I love New York because I've been watching Joe Jonas parallel park for the last seven minutes And then he commented and I saw you watch and not help once The TikToker did not miss a beat fired back with an equally charming comment listening and learning will do better next time Brands and fans flooded and then he made his own little video If you'd like to watch his response Joking that he's just finishing up parallel parking from yesterday I don't really cares about this story But I did want to use it as a springboard to talk to you about the Jonas Brothers Yeah, I think it's Jonas Brothers. Do you think is most attractive Nick Jonas really? Yeah, Nick girl. Yes. I mean the other ones are a fine, but there's not for me It's so I think it's I think it's he's the most like homoerotic. He's the ones. He's a slutty. Yeah Okay, so I definitely think in terms of the gay community Yeah, Nick gives the girls what what they want a little bit more But I do think you're wrong about him being the most conventionally attractive which one Joe is I guess I feel like a model Like model II yet. They're all very short, too Nick is very like just like more like bro. I think that's why I like a Thesis or a thought on short men like is that a thing that bothers you would you do like turn away from people who are short? Oh, no, I don't mind it. I Don't know. I mean, I think I think they have they think what's called Napoleon syndrome. Yeah, they have fully Yeah, well, they get you know, they become like, you know, they're barks bigger than their bite right type thing I mean, I don't know. I mean everyone has their insecurities, but yeah, I mean, I think I think I think they're cute What's your favorite Jonas Brothers song? Burning up really Yeah, only when you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know sing it Yes No, you lost it, but you were almost there. Well, that's the one I like Did one of them go on their own? Nick so Nick broke up the band many years ago Yeah, just like by being a jealous wench and like a miserable wench and then they all went off and did their own things like Kevin got into real estate Joe started Cake by the ocean, you know that song. Oh, yeah, yeah Who's is that Joe Joe and his band DNC and then Nick did his solo where he did I like that song too now Everybody well and so today singles at the concert. They do they do their solo music But you saw my best friend was walling out with them backstage and you didn't go did you I wasn't invited but I know she went with all her daughters. She went with her daughters and all her friends her daughters the joyters and then Yeah, she was doing tic-tacs with them backstage Would you ever move back to New Jersey? Are you like loving in the city? I love being the city I would move back. I wouldn't move to when I when I when I get my house eventually It's gonna be upstate New York and Hudson Valley. Okay, so not Not Jersey not back to your roots. Why not? Maybe I would if I could find the right now. I just don't think that it has the The vibe I need I want kind I want like, you know like barn and farm and They're not sure there's barns and farms there, but I think they're in in just ingenuous, I guess I think I'm saying you're just a more like more authentic experience. Yeah, like Adirondacks. I want you know, it's beautiful Today's episode of the toast is brought to you by skims. We love sleepwear here We're kind of sleepwear professionals and we only partner with the best and the baddest in the game And that's skims now. I'm sure a lot of you guys are familiar with skims. 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Yeah in creeks Um our fifth and final story is a little love is blind news because a beloved couple from love is blind who literally just had a baby Are getting divorced it's a lexin lemieux and brendan lemieux Everyone was obsessed with them She's like a jewish Israeli king and he is like this farmer from the middle of nowhere They were the most unlikely pairing but they were so in love. They got married. They had a baby Like we've just sort of put them in a box. We don't worry about them anymore lo and behold And she has responded to her estranged husband brendan's divorce filing She alleges that he is the one responsible for their split according to court documents So alexa and him met in 2021 while filming season three of netflix She argued in the filing that she has owed more money when it comes to divvying up their estate for several reasons One of which was because she said her estranged partner was at fault in the breakup of the marriage So I know you the estranged partner is the guy she married on the show Yeah, so let me just tell you because I know you didn't watch like so she was this like very um not like spoiled Because she was a nice girl, but she came from like money Yeah, and her dad was very like, you know, I'll take care of you my whole life And I want you your husband to like kind of take over that role And she married this like poor little farmer and he had like no money But he loved her so much and you know, she was like getting dicked down Did she talk about money before they got so each other? Yes That's what you have to do in those shows like you talk about the awkward things like money And she like didn't really work and she had a nice apartment that her parents paid for and he like literally lived with his parents on their Farm and like it was just like so unlikely. I don't think he had ever met a Jewish person in his whole fucking life Was he like insanely hot though? Yeah. Okay. Yeah um And it was just like a really unique pairing and it was kind of emblematic of why that show was so great Like two people like that would never meet normally. Yeah, and I think any divorce love is dead That's sad. Yeah, I think that they're putting too much pressure on those people How many people are actually from that show actually stayed married a couple like not no like a like a bunch Okay, there are maybe it does work It could work. There's no like is love blind? Yes or no like sometimes. Yeah, marriage is so dramatic like the week that The day you meet someone that's just pushing a lot of pressure And I know it's just always a television show. We're not supposed to like wait and watch but maybe figure it out a way to like Like have like a year of them dating So then go get married Do you think you could be a potential like do you think that you could love someone? Meeting them through a wall talking for hours on end getting to know about them completely agreeing to get married Without ever physically seeing them unless they were like Like yeah, yes, I can unless they were like like Really hideous right because the thing with the show is that it's all blind, but everybody's pretty much some people are like hotter than others But ugly they've never done somebody like obese like it's all really the same elk of people So they're all in the same league for the most part Yeah, but if there's like but if he like how does it look something annoying like if he had an annoying like Another list something wrong with the space Yes, something something would be annoying me about it. I think I'd be open to it Yeah, I like to think that I'm mature enough that like beauty is on the inside. Yeah, I don't think I don't think I I lead with looks I know I'm not like you know a troll, but it's like I think my personality is like where I shine Yeah, I think you're very handsome, but I think if somebody falls in love with you, they're falling in love with your personality Yeah, and what did you fall in love with? On your boyfriend like his looks his personality Well first looks because I didn't we didn't speak the first night No, we did speak but no the first looks but then you know, yeah, the pressure's on I just all worked out I love that view Are you ready to do Dear Toasters our weekly advice segment? It's our final Dear Toasters of the year Joey. Oh my god When is the show end this friday? Oh, who's who's coming tomorrow? I can't tell okay? Um, is it Kathy's new replacement? Uh hoda's new replacement. Yeah, yeah Um, we have Dear Toasters our weekly advice segment where every tuesday jackie and I and this week Joey and I try to help out the swirlies in the end if you ever want to get advice from us You can write us an email to your toasters at gmail.com or head over to our website the toast podcast dot com for us Joey Scroll down a little bit. There's a submission box totally anonymous. Don't worry. Okay, Joey are you ready? I'll start with the one that was written in literally for you. Oh Hello, please be Joey. Oh My mom is really bad with makeup. She uses the wrong color foundation She doesn't always apply it to her whole face and I thought it'd be a fun gift for a makeup class for Christmas So she feels more confident while putting it on my husband thinks it could potentially be perceived as backhanded and told Me to consult with some friends. So I'm here asking for your help. Is this an appropriate gift Yes, well like Your mom seems happy with the way she does her makeup. You're the one who has an issue with it I but I think you should approach it as like don't book it as like a classic This is for ugly people that don't know how to do their makeup do it like that's like a girls thing Like a spa day like let's go to dinner like make it for her birthday or whatever and like, okay We're gonna get our makeup done But then like when you sign up, I'm sure with them when you sign up the makeup bar So they can even have like an application or a lesson right sign up for the lesson Yeah, make it like the gift is not the lesson the gift is the experience of doing it together with you Yeah, so it's not instead of her like having to ask all the questions like something's wrong with it Just have the have the makeup bars like be like Overbearingly like educational so she doesn't catch on and your husband is right that like this is low-key rude Because it doesn't sound like your mom has any issues with her makeup You're the one who just like can't stand to look at your own mother Yeah, um, so you do have to be sensitive or you could just get over it like your mom's happy and like why do you care? Yeah, I think It's a good gift actually I think you could make it as a girl's thing as a treat like thing and does it like you have to sneakily Have her learn new things or even that or just like look through magazines and be like, oh my god Look how gorgeous this is you should try this eyeshadow One of like your many talents that people don't even talk about because we're just like so focused on your cooking and your Comedy and your podcasting is you're a glam queen. Yes, like are you met snooki? Yeah, I was doing her makeup. Yeah, and you were a mac makeup artist for many years Yes, many moons so for any of the girl He's listening who maybe don't have a good grasp on makeup and want to get into it like what are your Top three tips top three products to like get started with I would just make sure your skin is like as pretty and glowing as it could be So like you know to make sure that you're not wearing too heavy Make sure the color get your foundation right get the base done to the store and get a match And that's spending your money on that because that's what's gonna make me important and then just you know less is more honestly You think yes, what do you think of my makeup today? I think it's radiant and glowing. Can you be honest like give me a critique? Like what could I do better? I don't think I think wearing less makeup than I normally see you wear. Are you I'm actually wearing more Because I went to a brisk. Oh, that's right. Um, I think I think your your skin is such a really good skin No notes. Come on. Just give me something. I would maybe maybe add a little definition on the eyes Maybe a little eyeliner. Yeah, you used to turn you used to love a liner. I do a liner when I go out Yeah, for the stage for stage. Yes My daytime toast makeup has just mascara and like a little bronzer in my crease What is like an eye look I could do? I don't like eye liner in my waterline like Yeah, I would do maybe some like a dark just maybe like a darker shadow Just smudged a little bit on the outer corner up into the lash line Like a like a faux liner and I just learned about um tight lining Oh tight lining. Yeah, I really like the way that it looks but like I cry. Yeah, like how the fuck do you do it? Yeah, you need a good pencil the Victoria Beckham's the best one. Is it? Okay, product tip. If you don't have if you don't see about Victoria Beckham's makeup It is some of the best stuff I've ever used. Yeah, he's obsessed with Victoria Beckham. I love it. I have like their little clicky pen Did you watch the Victoria Beckham documentary? I did. I loved it. Yeah. Did you like the david one better? Um, I didn't watch that one. Oh, you're missing out. It's their whole story. Oh, it's better The only reason she they did a documentary first because his was so popular Mostly about their family everyone was really interested so then they did one for Victoria But all the good stuff was already in davids. Oh, yeah, you like it. They talked about their wedding They're an enjoyable couple, you know, they wore purple to their wedding. He wore a purple tuxedo and she wore a purple dress Really? You have to watch a documentary. They're kind of crazy Cookie. Okay, this one's kind of crazy. And it's so funny. I was just telling you about the app shop my yes, like an affiliate Yes, I'm waiting for them to respond. So hey, girlies. I'm a small influencer slash content creator and I recently started a shop My account my sister refuses to buy through my affiliate links unless I give her a cut I'm willing to give her a small cut, but I think she'd rather someone else get the money than me I've worked so hard to build my growing account. She seems to think that I don't deserve the money This is not abnormal for her. She's not been the best sister over the years What should I do give her a cut or say screw it and take my affiliate links elsewhere Well, first of all, if anyone's watching on my shop, I I did shop my I did apply and I've never heard back Shopped my we'll get you. Yeah Um, and now how much money is she making from that's what I'm saying It's not a lot. I just want to say your sister sounds like the biggest cunt on the planet. Like this is insane Yeah, no, she's jealous and she was just like a bitch and she can secretly what a lot of people do is like when they When they see something on an influencer shop My that they like but they like don't want to support the influencer They'll then go google like the product. They'll swipe the link not buy it Write down the title go to google to like cut the influencer out of the affiliate. Really fucked up your own sister making you like seriously Send me your link. This is this is deeper. This is deeper than the link. Oh, yeah, your sister hates you by the way Yeah, yeah, this is like she's this is like a vendetta against you and it's not that she doesn't want to like support you She wants to make sure that like you're damping damaged. Yeah Yeah, and that's scary. What sort of links so scary. What sort of links do you hope to start affiliating? um, I would do like my I home decor things most first of all it's like my favorite bedding my favorite. Um, what is your favorite bedding? um Brooklyn and and monkey couture. Yeah, of course I don't know but oh, sorry Maybe you get towards my favorite blanket. Yeah Um, but I like to the a bow and branch those are the ones. Yeah, okay So I don't mess with Brooklyn and I do bow and branch, you know, I didn't mind Brooklyn But they just they would come off the bed like they they pop off the bed and I want to I have a lot Yeah, I need a deep sheet. What kind of mattress do you have? I have a casper Okay, so I I have a temperpedic and it's big so like a regular sheet or 18 inches. Yes, it doesn't Cover but can I give can I give a hot chip for the girly's? Okay, so I for for many years I had white sheets and I couldn't stand again It's spending all this money on the white sheets and then get like, you know Dignity or whatever because you have to like, you know wash them all the time But my secret trick is I have these sheets I get from Costco the Kirkland Ranch sheets 600 thread count. They are the perfect crispest Whiteish sheets. So I buy I have like six pair of them six sets of them in the box So I've been using those lately and it's like your bed always looks like a hotel. They're super fresh Costco or you do instacart? I do I do instacart for most of it But then I'll go there like if like sometimes they don't have they they lie and say they don't have things on there Like the house because I can't like order like it's like a like a steam cleaner from there They're gonna like what do you think is the best product from Costco that you found like what's your Costco fave? um, I love those sanders caramel chocolates. Oh my god, I'm Eda. I'm Eda um, Costco I like the What do I get there a lot? I like their shrimp. They are the frozen shrimp. Okay. They have a great selection of that They have a great coaster section as well. I'll do that. Um I mean really everything I mean there's not the thing specifically that they sell there only but I like the sheets there. Oh, very good to know. Yeah, the Kirkland. Are they're done final. I'm afraid that um Being a toaster has gotten this girl into trouble. Okay. Oh lord. Hey, girlies. I'm embarrassed I have embarrassed myself in a corporate setting and I need some advice as a long-time toaster I've developed some of your nip slip. I've developed some of your lingo I was on a zoom call with a new employee that I was training I was commending her on how well she was doing and how she's learning so quickly She asked me about my experience and I proceeded to tell her that it took me much longer Then I said I was also handling this other account at the same time and I couldn't put my whole pussy into it Yes, I said pussy to a new employee. I immediately tried to backtrack and I stumbled over my words I said sorry. I didn't mean to say that I told her was afraid some of this podcast and I asked her if she was a listener Nope, love that for me. Be right back. I get a call from HR any advice on how to recover from this? Should I send her a link to the podcast? Love you Well, I know this very well because this you know this this term step your pussy up The way of music for many moons in my culture. Of course. Um, so are appropriating your culture when we say it. I know so I think that I think that Do you think I wonder if the person was offended or like or she was like steps taken back that she said it to This is one of the situations where you have to really remember like no one's thinking about you as much as you are Yes, this girl just started a new job. She's probably like loving that you messed up because it makes her feel better Like she's certainly not looking at rat on HR to you when you were just helping her Honestly, I would let it go. I think she likes I think she's she's more impressive than she's not Well, yeah, hopefully she's a swirling like that. Yeah, but even if she's not like she's just not thinking about you This is one of those situations where like I don't want to give you advice I just want to like tell you like you need to unburden yourself like you told us let it go Like this need not be a chip on your shoulder It's really not a big deal and she's probably not even thinking about it anymore And if she is she's probably just like telling her friends like the funniest thing happened to me at my new job And just like it's fine. Like I really I I would not work. I had a similar experience to this Recently, okay. It wasn't me. It was something I read so I'm I now I this is my shock some people I took the bus the other day I love the bus. I like the bunch around the subway better than the subway. Yeah, people talk about the traffic is in a way But it's so civilized. It's cleaner. Yeah, so I said to myself I was waiting for there was like no cabs and the bus pulled up. I was like, you know what? I'm going to sit just right up anison avenue. It might smell it was the Madison avenue us Yeah, 54 from 54 to where? Um, I was going from down to up. Okay. Um, so then I got on there So then I'm on their reading and I saw this tweet from someone or a thing It says this is something like the struggle is when I told my family I was I was craving a parji loaf and no one knows what that no one knows what that means Right. That's when you make a really nice big duty Oh, is that what it is? Yes. I thought it was I thought it was a one of her Um, her sour bro Sourdough started and she would always like post pictures of her loaf and being like what a party she loaf And ben was like it sounds like you're talking about pinching a loaf And so ben like would walk out of the bathroom over the summer and be like I made a party She loath and so now yes, you can use it for either a poop or a loaf of sour dough bread Oh, I prefer the ladder and that's what the girl was talking about. Yeah the actual sour dough. Yeah Oh, I was so funny. So I was cackling on the bus. Yeah, I love the bus. Yeah, me too True New Yorkers take the bus Yeah, and I love that you can just scan your little phone there And I remember you had to go to the basement to get to get the cards of course to the subway Even if you were taking the bus you had to go down. Yeah, also. Did you see andy cohen was like hired by the mta? Yes to make some content and honestly it was a good Partnership because it was the first time learning that new york city is getting rid of the metro card And it's a new card called the city card. What's called? It's like black and it's sleek and it just taps so it's no more swiping It's tapping Fuck this. I just want to say like seriously Fuck this the metro card is so iconic when you watch checks in the city. It's the same yellow metro card Yes, it's kind of like a part of new york culture. Yeah, we don't need it. It's not the most efficient way Please the subway is a thousand years old. It's the dirtiest worst No one's no one's not getting places because of the metro card. Yeah ours are paper in paris Are they really? Yeah But they have like they have like a metal ring inside of them public transport in paris I I was forced to yeah the tube. I liked it though. Would you take the train or the bus or the train? I mean the trolley No, we need to a trolley to the train and then underground underground and you know ubers and stuff of course But public transportation compared to new york city It's it's very similar. Yeah. Yeah easy to get around. Hey, that's why that's why I chose this. Yeah Wait, I don't want to leave. I know so the stories are done Dear toasters are done the pre-festive banner is done now before I let you go joey for the final time Any last words? Well, this has been lovely I hope I can come back as a correspondent. You know what? I would love that. Yeah, we don't do much of that But I'll speak to jackie about finding a place for you here Or maybe if you need to get your desk Maybe if you need like me to go out on the street and do and find something out invest or investigate something or go like You know something we're sending joey out. He's on he's on the front lines to go find out What's going on at this new pop-up or whatever it is? I think I can do that as well. You want to go to a pop-up It's what you're saying. I just want I just need a job. Okay. You know what? We're gonna get you a penguin. Okay, good You guys give it up for joey camasta and that's a wrap on joey camasta That's a series wrap on joey's wrap on joey guys. 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