Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

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No, that was good. It was different. We weren't expecting it. I also don't have to let you guys know I'm in Mexico. I went from Kansas City to Mexico. And I'm in my bedroom. And you know, Giggly's global. We've gone global. I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like it's not the same vibe, like whatever. But I do look gorgeous today. Well, your hair is so bouncy. Bouncy. And well, I had a bunch of things I had to do today. Well, I had to leave the home. Sorry, I've been running around all day. Sorry, I've been running around. So my curls have been bouncing all over the city. Wait, tell us, what did you do today? OK, I had to wake up. Oh, no. Which first off, I'm livid. I hate when that happens. I'm fucking pissed. I had to go to Daphne. We had a Daphne meeting this morning. Then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed With You. You couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote? Aren't you the owner? Can't you be like? I know. Everyone wanted to go in. I was like, great, I guess we're going in. I just envision everyone at a table. And then you want a huge screen under your covers. I'm a hologram. I'm like, actually, let's put AI to use. Then I went to Amazon. I had to film an episode of In Bed With Page to serve out, which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season. I was so petrified to interview this guest. Halfway, I took a beta blocker for it. So that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was. Oh, do you want me to guess? Anything to add? You didn't say who the guest was. Oh, no, I feel like I can't say yes. Oh, OK, OK. I don't know if I'm allowed. How do you think it went? I think it went well, because after she was like, thank you. Good job here today. And I was like, OK, thank you. And then her team was like, she really loved it. She said it was great. And I was like, OK, phew. And then halfway through the interview, I'm on my no deodorant journey. And I'm not the day to be on my no deodorant journey. I'm literally profusely sweating. But honestly, that's the first time I've taken a beta blocker in since like, to work. And we went on Jimmy Fallon. And when we went to that one party once, when I started. One party that one time. By the way, I have to call you out for doing something insane. Oh, my god, you always. Insane, but also like, I respect you. OK. We had a sweet, sweet friend invite us to do something last night. Guys, this is bonkers. Our sweet, sweet friend was like, by the way, last minute invite, no pressure. But I do have something going on in the city tomorrow. And I said, this is so thank you so much for that invite. Unfortunately, I'm in Mexico. Otherwise, I would definitely be there. Hour later, Paige comes through. I'm going to read the text to you guys. Because the way she phrased it is so funny. She goes, that is so sweet. But I have a psychic appointment. Tomorrow at 6, that it's really important to me. The girl did not respond. I don't think she'll ever respond. OK, sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not making up a lie. Sorry for not being like, sorry, can't make it. Did you almost think up a lie? Or were you like, actually, this person will get it if I just tell them the truth? I was like, this person will get it. And I was like, and this is what's happening. And mind you, I've changed my appointment with my psychic twice. And I'm like, sorry, I can't change on her again. It gets bad, juju. Yeah, it's bad energy. And so I was like, sorry, I can't come. This is really important to me. And after it, you have to process it. You can't just go into the world. You have to reflect on your whole life. Well, Hannah, that's the thing. That's why I was like, if I wanted to lie, I could have been like my psychic appointments at 7. And it's like, OK, well, you can't come. I'm going to have a migraine tomorrow, so I can't. But my psychic appointment's at 6. And then I need the two hours after that to go over what she said, call my mom, tell her everything. I have to rewrite your whole life. You're like, you're cut. Yeah, I have to sit and think for at least 45 after that. Also, you have to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us, because I'm also part of it. Like, I'm literally nervous about tomorrow. I have my questions ready. Like, this is an interview. This is the most important thing I'm doing all week. You know, my entire life is on the back. It depends. Moments, moments. I'll know tomorrow at 6 if we're making it or breaking it, OK, people? This is life or death. Bird, bird, you're lowing. And I love how you start off and you're just like, hey, how are you? Hey, so much fun at that. You're so much better at psychic appointments than me, though, because you give them nothing, where I'm like a people pleaser, so I'm like, I know what you mean. And I'm going to tell you exactly what you might have meant. Well, half the time, I'm not trying to not give them anything. It's more like I forget. True. You know, and they're like, do you have a dad? And I'm like, I don't think so. Hold on. I'm like, let me just look. Let me check. And then the psychic will lie to you and be like, I told you that was going to happen last time. And you're like, oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, I don't ever, I should go back. Like, before tomorrow, I should go back and re-listen to my one last year, just to see. I write notes, but then the notes obviously make no sense. Make no sense. I try. Oh, some psychists are like, you can't record anything. But if they don't say anything, I'll record it. Like, I'll put my phone on speaker, and then I'll like record it from like my iPad. You're such a punk. So that I have it. I was going to, women in STEM, sorry, in day-to-day. Do you do every six months? Is that like your rule? So when I'm going through a bad time, I'll go every six months. But typically once a year, like last year, the year before, I'm hitting that bitch up every two weeks. I'm like, do you think maybe? We're doing like that. But I have it. The last time I did it was last January. It is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well in your life, because you're like, oh, no, what? If she's going to tell me, I'm actually not happy. But I do have to say your psychic, which you presence, follows me everywhere I go. I was in, I forget where I was, but I was wearing a kitten heel inspired by you. Hugo Boss has amazing kitten heels. And this jean that like the bottom is folded, so there's like an opening. And look, I have a couple of jokes in my hour where I joke about our friendship. I may say a couple of funny things about you. I was literally telling a joke about you and your pretty privilege or something. And my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom jean, and I almost tear an ACL. And everyone. Those are my ancestors. Yes. And I go, Paige, fucking deserve, just put a hex on me. And then I swear to God, I'm watching Ali on stage. Ali Colbert shout out. And something goes across the screen. And I'm like, what is going on? And the crowd starts yelling. Like not like a whoo. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're backstage. Ali's out on stage. Yeah. And there's like a little. Are you watching? There's like a little screen, you know, where you could see the stage. OK. And I'm like waiting for her to finish. So I go on. And a thing goes across the camera. And people start yelling, but like blood curdling out. Like, I'm like, what's going on? It goes back. And I realize there's a bat in the theater, a bat. No, I know. So Ali. Just flying about. Just flying back and forth. I'm like, what is she going to do? So Ali's like, she deals with it. And then the bat disappears. And I'm like, oh, great. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She deals with it. How? She made. I think she made. She. You just literally glossed over the meat of the story. Not to stereotype, but she's a lesbian. So everyone's like, Ali's got it under control. And she handled it. And she put it in her pocket. Like everyone felt safe because Ali was like, guys, don't worry, the ghost is going to be OK. Wait, in a lesbian relationship, is it established? Yeah. Great, great question. We might need a lesbian correspondent. I do think sometimes there is, they say, you know, the more mask one or like a top bottom situation. But with lesbians, it's a lot more flexible where some girl might be really into taking out the trash and another one kills the insects. There's less rules and a lot more. Multiple people have their, you know. Their things. Doing their things. Especially like if they're mothers. Anyway, fast forward, bat disappears, falls asleep. I don't know. I get on stage and I'm just like, I guess the bat's gone. Of course, the bat comes back. And like, what am I supposed to do? There's a bat flying around in this haunted theater. Can you even catch a bat? No, also these poor girls in the balcony are like right where the bat is. And then. I'm sorry, but I would have left. I guess Kansas City, there's bats. Like it's like kind of a thing. But I like wasn't anticipating it. I've performed in many theaters. I've never seen a bat before. And everyone's yelling. And we ended up naming the bat page. Wait, is that why I was inundated? Like usually I'll get like one or two DMs. Like, hey, are you in San Antonio with Hannah? And I'm like, no. But I was like inundated with Kansas. We know you're here. That's possible. I said, well, I said the bat is a paid actor. No one get upset. This bat is just working. I flew this bat in. The name is Pace the Sorrel. The bat was so crazy. The bat just like would fly a little bit and disappear once during both our sets. And then Ally googled it. Honestly? So chic. Cunt. Like, hey, I'm out here for the set. Now I'm done. The bat just wanted to be like, by the way, I just know that I would flex on you Hose if I wanted to. But I'm going to sleep. And Ally googled it. I have to do this more. Googling omens. Omen sounds scary. But she says if you like you could literally be like, person with a blue shirt walks past me. What's that omen? Yeah. So apparently it's an omen. I got to start to do that. I don't have time. Sorry. And is she just typing this freely into Google? Or is there a specific site? Judge B.T. And what was the omen for a bat? It meant positivity for your career, like a change in your career type thing. I don't know. But I was like, OK, I guess we're good. But. Oh, OK, great. So that was scary. And all the giglers there were good. Oh, yeah. The giglers loved it. They're hammered. They're having fun. And the theaters are gorgeous. It's giving fandom of the opera. They're beautiful, but deeply, deeply haunted. Also, I'm sorry for sexting you earlier today. I didn't mean to. Hannah. Your boobs are huge. It was an angle. I almost texted you back a troll online and was like, are you pregnant? I was like, this is obscene. I almost responded saying I'm not pregnant. No, I took a bikini photo, like selfie, and my tit was in it. And it was from below. So obviously it looked massive. You know what's interesting is that I don't have any boobs and I make it my whole personality. Where you have big boobs and you don't talk about them. You don't show them. You don't even really acknowledge them. And I'm wondering if they're like, we get it. You love your ass. Like, we're here too, though. You know what it is? I just I don't like being sexualized in a boob girl. I don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now. I know I'm beautiful and voluptuous. No, but something about boob attention like gives me the ick. Like I don't want guys staring at my tits, but like stare at my butt because I'm walking away, you know, period. Attention. Yeah, like boob attention is very like, I don't like it. I know I wore a bikini today and like one guy looked at my bikini and I was like, I need to put a t-shirt over this. This is disgusting. Well, male attention does nothing for me. The men wanting to have sex with you. Like, look, I love a man who falls in love with me because that's fun. And you could ruin their life. But men would have sex with like an apple pie. Men would have sex with warm bread pudding. Men would have sex. Men have sex with their like it's disgusting. They would have sex with anything. They would jerk off to anything. They do you know, it's a weird thing to think about. Like, like it's a weird thing to think like. Like one day you pick a guy and you're like, I'm going to marry this guy. And like you don't you never will know if he's put his dick in something weird. Like a peach. Like, OK, this is like very niche. But every time I open every time I open any type of hair gel, I always. If I had a dick and I looked it in there, what would it feel like? Well, this is the thing. What we're trying to say is if we were men, we would stick our dick in any everything. Yeah, in things just to see what it felt like. So I'm sure like we're walking around here with boyfriends and husbands and fiance's and all all the time we don't know what have they put their dick in. I would put it in like mayonnaise. Yeah, like some of them have a jar of yellow. Oh, there's something like a jar of like peanut butter, a jar of like fluff, like fluff. Yeah, like I'm sticking it in. Are we 12 year old boys? Wait, speaking of penises. Can we actually just cut right to the ditty doc? Oh, my God, I watched all of it. And this is my second ditty doc, by the way, like I'm deep in it. Yeah, like you're a preface. Yeah. There was so much information. My biggest takeaway from the PDD doc will one, I want 50 cent energy in 2026. Like I really I actually I'm not hating as hard as I could be. And like it shows and I could be doing so much more and I'm going to start. But secondly, I know that I think everyone's gay and I say it on the pot all the time and I've dated so many gay men. I can't keep count. So I do feel like I am an expert in this field. And I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because PDD couldn't say that he was gay. So that was a lover's quarrel quarrel. Like, what are we talking about here? He was jealous of the friendship that they had. So he killed them both. Hello, this man is gay and nobody's letting him come out. And I think that's the crux of it. And so now I have to get police escort everywhere. I'm not adding to the Crips blood conversation. Let me have a moment. No, because I'm like, I'm like, wait a minute, though, this whole documentary, like they're talking about every single beef that all of them had. All of the beef is just because they couldn't like say how they felt. Like it's so emotional. I'm sorry, if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college, sorry, that's just sororities. Sorry, that's just making the cheer team in the south. Like, what are we saying? East first west. Sorry, that's Bama. That's someone how southern girls. Guys, what? Yeah. So I know I did just get a weird memory of me getting off a subway in Brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like, you have to take your hat off. Like, I think it was like red and they were like, you can't wear that here because of gangs. And I was like, I don't think they're going to think I'm rallying for a game. I'm a Latin king. Thank you so much. I look amazing in gold. I don't think it's yourself. I think I think I'm trying to make a statement and they're like, take off your hat. And I was like, oh, shit. Did the diddy he was assaulting everyone like no one was safe. His mom, his bros, his girls, himself. Oh, did Kitty just meow? Yeah. Well, I haven't seen her all day. She misses you. She gets love. So where's my mom? She was like, did you have a shoot without me? Yeah. She was like, you went to a Daphne meeting and nobody told me. Sorry. Wait, look at her. Let me see if you guys are on YouTube. You can see this extra. Oh, my God. She's that's a fake cat. Sorry, that's a. She saw the light. Yes, kitty. That's the light. That's the camera. Yes, yes. Yes. Get an angle. Yes, my sweet girl. Oh, my gosh. Baby girl. Hannah. Oh, I don't even have a microphone. Hannah, I can't believe I ever did not have a cat. Guys, what are you doing if you don't own cats? I can't. I do have to say I made Grace get a cat. I made Des's brother. I've made everyone get cats and now I'll be like, hey, come visit me. And they're like, I can't have a cat. So now I'm like, complicated everyone's life, but it's worth it. It's worth it for the cats. I was like, tell Aiden to I was like, stay at our apartment for something. And he's like, Aiden is two cats because of you. You can't just leave them. The other day, Sierra asked my mom if next year for Thanksgiving, she could bring her cat and my mom goes, I have to draw the line somewhere. This camp, be a house. Yeah, Kim has marble countertops. Kim is allergic to cats. So it's really not great for her. She has to take a Clareton every time she comes over. But that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous cow. That's what I told Des. I said, I take birth control, you take Clareton. Let's move forward. A one, a knife or an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Sorry, that's just your mother. You're looking after your daughter. If there's someone in your life where you definitely know you have to get them jewelry for this holiday season, Majori is the only brand you need to look at. They use the finest materials from 14 karat golds and sterling silver to diamonds and gemstones. Everything is designed to be worn every day, not just the holidays. 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Now, I mentioned this on burner phone, but Liz Plank said something about the like girl, girl boss era and how like there was a specific time like 2015, 2016, 2017 where us millennial girls were in our early 20s in New York City getting paid $35,000 a year or less. I thought clearly there's a missing somewhere, but that was it. It was like that's it. And we'd all work for these media companies and we had unlimited vacation days, which was code for what if you ask for vacation day, you're you're fucking loser. So I've never all of us were dying nowadays. If you have a sniffle, you don't have to go into work. Like nowadays people realize, you know, but there was a time. And by the way, all the girl bosses have been canceled. Not that I'm not saying they should have. I'm just saying the girls took down the girls. But that was a classic, a classic case. Every single big company that a woman ran, they were like, no. Well, you know what I think partly it is too. It's partly that Gen Z. Jen, not even Gen Z. I don't even want to say that I like Gen Z. I really feel like it's the younger version. They really like want this trad wife lifestyle. So I feel like they almost made it seem like, OK, girl, boxing is actually not cool, like killing yourself seven days a week is not cool. But but I think what they don't understand is like we had to go that extreme because we still were being paid the same amount. We still like it was so many years later from like. Is it crazy how the 70s and it's like we're still fighting for the same shit. Everything's a pendulum. Yeah. Sorry, I just want to say the word pendulum. You know, it's like dating. Like you'll date like a crazy narcissist. And the next guy you date, you like walk all over and then you go back to dating on arsidis. It's pendulum. Hashtag pendulum. Wait a second. No, that's what would happen to me. And then you know what I do? I go gay straight. Gay. Straight. Like my first boyfriend. Very straight. My next one. And that's why when you watch the P Diddy doc, you said, well, you know, what's happening here? No, I know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about. Like, I know that look. I know when you're suppressing something. OK, I know that that's why you're so mad. Also, no straight guys that detail oriented. Also, no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friend. So true. Like no straight men know the schedule of other straight men. Like, have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friend? They don't know. Mm hmm. So the fact that did he even knew who you want to know the most? Actually, do you want to hear the sickest part of the Diddy doc? Like the most upsetting part? OK. Him and I share a birthday. What? Yeah. He's Scorpio. Yeah. Me, P Diddy. Bethany Frankel. And Matthew McConaughey. So I don't know what fucked up dinner party that is, but I know that I'm not leaving it alive. I know that I'm the first kill, like easy. I'm the easiest target there. I actually will kill myself first, because I don't know what you guys would do. Oh, just yell at me a ton, probably. But you know what was fucked up, like? His son with him till the end. I haven't been recording. But you know what? We were recording on this. We record here. Do you want to press it now? Wow, I never do that. Don't worry, don't worry. Grace, I'm so sorry. OK, do you want to apologize to the community? I want to apologize to the community because I wasn't recording this whole thing. I had a long day. She wasn't recording on her microphone, but we got it from the video. So everyone, it's OK. Sorry. Sorry. It's OK. It's OK. Things happen. Things, you know, life's a pendulum. Pendulum and sometimes you're recording and then sometimes you're not. I was thinking about how Grace did the video about our hand movements being Italian. That was like the so fucking. I like watch that just like. We hand a piece to. I watched it all the time. Sometimes I'll just read all the views are just me, you and my Nana. I'll just resend it to my mom. She goes, I know it's great. I watch it all the time. And I just watch it. It's I was just watching. I'll be like, wait, me and my friend are so funny. You guys, this is so embarrassing. I watched the sweater clip when you make fun of my sweater, like every day. It just like makes my day. You shitting on my sweater just makes me so happy because this podcast is escape is like, you know, oh, yeah. Like people that are like, oh, my God, he like whatever about like anytime someone like, no, I can't even talk. Gets me so worked up. Obviously there's going to be criticism about our podcast. At some point, let me get this out. Let me get it out. OK, and like, yes, there should be criticism on anything that has existed. That is an existence like you can criticize whatever art you want. Totally. But sometimes people will criticize the podcast and they'll be like, they don't say anything on it and it's not organized. And I'm like, yes, that is the fucking point. It's the point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives. I'm sorry. I hate when someone starts an organized story. I'll kill myself. Like, especially when you when you know where it's going to go, I'm like, oh, my God, get it's like, get to the point. Sorry, if you have an outline, get a grip. No, oh, my God. A literal grip. I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story. Let me tangent once in a while. I was going to say, though, when I was watching the Italian video back to the Italian video, your fingers are so long. Like it still makes me laugh. And then I was looking at my fingers. My fingers look like if your fingers got attacked by bees and had an allergic reaction. They're literally so bad. It looks like your fingers. Wait, when I watch that video, I realized that our hand movements are now. I like can't. Our hand movements are so true to who we are as people. Like, I know what you're saying when you say it. Like, I know exactly what you're saying. I'm very like dainty, like took ballet, like also, but like pinkie up where you're like, listen, bitch, all like, you know, like you're very assertive with your hand motion. Different fonts of Italian. Yes. Yes. Wait, also, I just have to address your hair looks beautiful. You are wearing a side part. Yeah. I've been seeing a lot of side parts. Is it like so fully back? Like we're so back. Personally, I think my face looks better with his side part. This is my problem. And I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing with a cowlick. We're like, I and people lie to me and they say, oh, it looks good. And I'm like, no, it doesn't. Where is it? Where I have an insane cowlick here. OK, so flip to the other side. So like, if like that looks crazy. OK, well, you're doing it like a weird emo teenager. Flip to that side. Yeah. Emo Lama. This side is too big. And this is the side of my face that I don't like. Ho. Oh my god. Grace, blur that. Blur that. I don't want to sound the Internet. Blur it. My monster side. I feel like as a millennial, I went my whole life doing side part and I didn't start doing middle part to like college. So I'm more. So my middle part was really just my 20. So I know my side part more. I just realized that people have different shaped heads. Like for some reason, my head, like, OK, I'm like, you have the perfect head, but like you have like more space on top where I get more narrow. So I feel like I actually sitting right. I actually. I love this audio podcast and we're like, look at the left side of her angle of her cheek. Probably I actually see what you're talking about. You're you have like more surface area. That's why makeup looks better on you because you have more surface area to put it where I have a cone head and I can only fit it. It goes. It's like I get what you're saying. OK, so you're a middle part girl. Yeah, but then I'm the diva when I don't want to go side part. Oh my god, Hannah, it happened one time where we wanted to go. I was whispering about me. Everyone whispered about me when I left. They were like, I can't believe she's the worst. Wait, did you see that thing? I think it's Vanity Fair is doing it where it's like actors ask actors question like interview actors. So it was like Adam Sandler and like Ariana Grande. Yeah. And I thought the pairings were all so good. But I was honestly very shocked at it was Julia Roberts and Sean Penn. OK. And I don't know why I was just like. Maybe it's because I'm like, I don't really know Sean Penn enough. You know him from the Charlie. Well, that's the only thing I can like reference immediately. There's like one other movie I can reference. I feel like he does have like controversial things. This guy's done cocaine harder than anyone and would work. And I and I was just like. Sorry, I just wanted someone different for Julia. OK, I'll report it to the Academy. Like I wanted like a Matthew McConaughey, a Brad Pitt, like you know what you wanted? Because she's so iconic, you wanted like a gay to bring it out of her. Like someone who would like I didn't want. I didn't want a straight man. I didn't want to because like a straight man is not going to make her smile. And she has a million dollar smile. You know what? That's what it was. I want I deep down wanted to go. I want to go with like Colman. Right. They would have had a magical conversation. They would have had a magical conversation. He would have made her giggle. Yeah, I just I feel like I feel like Sean, maybe Sean Penn's funny, but I just felt like it wasn't the pairing I wanted. I think I might have texted you about this, but sometimes like actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me. OK, wait, no. So Anna and I's friendship, I feel like very early on, we realized that when if I smoke weed and I get high, that Hannah and I actually are on the same brain wave. Perfect way. We're perfectly a lot. Like, you know, like I can't explain to you how many times we're locked in. We're locked and I literally feel like I can telepathically tell you things, but it's only when I'm high and Hannah's not. So the other day, Hannah texted me and she was like, what did you say you were like? Sometimes it's like so cringe listening to actors talk about acting because it's like, bro, you were pretending. And like I. I so understood what you were saying, because sometimes I'll get so high and I'll note I'll be watching something. And I'm like, you're acting. I know. I know you're playing pretend. This is not like real. Sorry, I can't. I'm watching an Oscar pretend that's insane. Like, who am I like, these kids are in the school play. Also, like I have a niece and nephew, like that's all we do. I'm just like, OK, pretend that we're like in a cave and we're getting chased and like Lois is fucking killing. I'm like, OK, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. And I think it was actually, you know, I love Tim, Timothy Chevrolet. And he's currently doing a lot of interviews, not his fault. But like the way he was speaking with the passion of like him pretending to be a ping pong player, I like couldn't handle it. He was acting like he'd, you know, had four kids and and raised them all. And I was like, you pretended to be a ping pong player. Well, I think that men can talk passionately about. Things they like, like I think men can talk passionately about like work, where I feel like it's not right. I feel like girls will do crazy stuff for roles. And then when they brag about it. And again, me even saying bragging, that was clocked myself. Clock it like people are like, oh, they're bragging. And it's like, if a guy, oh, literally, you know, how they say the greatest actor of all time, there it's always the male actors. Like there has to be a female actor that's better than Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm sorry. Men don't understand empathy. Also, I can talk shit on Leonardo DiCaprio because I'm invisible because I'm 30. Yeah, he doesn't care about you. Did you watch that? There's a New George Clooney movie on Netflix. Did you happen to scroll past it or see it? No, Jay, something. Oh, yeah, because Adam Sandler got nominated in it. So I was like, so excited because I'm like, oh, like, what a fun movie. George Clooney and Adam Sandler. What a duo. Because it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever watched in my life to the point where I'm like, it's a long movie where I'm like, OK, at the end, something's going to happen where like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending. When it ended, I was like, well, there's just no there's just no way. That's how it ended. I actually texted my mom and said, sorry, I told you to watch the George Clooney movie. Don't watch it. It's really depressing. I'm worried about you. You're not going to you're not going to like it. Can I say my hot take? Movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards and to win an award, you have to have like a really sad movie, like someone has to die of cancer or like the whole cast has to die or like you have to be like kidnapped. I actually welcome more. I rather watch a really sad movie. But if I click on a movie one more time and the first line is a thriller, a thriller. You want to know what? I don't want a motherfucking thriller. My life alone. I have so much anxiety. I don't need my entertainment. You have enough real waking up. Enough through. I'm thrilled. Especially we're watching TV at night. I want you to put me to bed. I'm maxed out at thrills. I can't do it anymore. Yeah, but I was I was with acting. I do I do want more respect on the comedic side, because I do have to say I can cry way easier than put together a 60 minute comedy. Not to get so industry and I'm sorry for leaning in right now. That's so industry, but the whole like sale to Netflix of Warner Brothers. I'm like, if it's going to go through possibly whatever, it makes me really nervous for the movie industry, because I'm like me as a normal person, I haven't gone to the movie theater probably since covid because it was like the first thing that was like, oh, you can't go to the movie theater. And I rule and I love going to the movies. And I have there has not been a movie that I'm like, I have to see this in the movie theater. I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like the wicked, the two wicked. I have to see Wicked 2. I haven't had time yet. I have where like people were going to the movies. They don't know if Netflix is going to just keep it as is, but just like own it. Yeah, if Netflix is going to merge and rebrand them. I know as the person who made them just go to Max and now they're HBO Max. Y'all fucked up. But anyway, yeah, people don't know, but I do have to say when times are changing it's always scary, but then hopefully positivity comes out of it. I'm trying to be optimistic. I hate change. You know, I hate change. I know. But do you think about like when they their first was like cable because it was just like network TV, like people must have been freaking out about cable being like, this is too many options. What I think about, yeah, like an HBO was the only like non cable. You know what I think about a lot when Chelsea Handler left E and went to Netflix and she was like the very first person I feel like to leave cable television go to like a streaming. I actually I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like her show, her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect because really she kind of like pioneered that where it's like, no, you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming. They don't care, you know? Yeah. And then she got more creative. She's doing her documentaries and stuff. Yeah. Love you, Charles. But I do think that we sorry, Chelsea and I just to call her Charles. OK, we we I feel like everything will be merged eventually. You can't people can't afford to have twenty dollar services for like every single and then it's basically like we're just going back to cable because it's like OK, it's one. It's basically back to a thing. Anywho, we're not solving that problem today. I was going to say we figured it out. So. Ah, nature always calling it just the right time. 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That's so, oh my god, you lied to her and tell her she's in Aries when she's not? Just so selfish to do, because what it's not good for your schedule. Okay, well, a baby doesn't have anything to do around Christmas. But me? They're not running out to the stores. But maybe she felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday because it was getting overshadowed by Christmas. I kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are on the 22nd, because I'm like, oh, your little birthday, Santa's coming and Santa doesn't give a shit about your birthday. As an adult, I don't give a flying fuck about my birthday, about your birthday, not you. I mean, like anyone. I still haven't given you a birthday. Wait, that's so funny, because I did an Amazon Live the other day and they were like, when did Hannah get you? And I was like, wait, Hannah did give me a gift and then I was like, I don't remember it. No, because I got you the best present, I haven't given it to you yet. And I bought it so early. I just keep forgetting. At this point, just save it for next year. Can we not to be controversial, but is Mrs. Claus okay? During this time. Like, is she happy in her marriage? Is she getting paid for the work she's doing? No one brings her up. I just imagine her smoking a cigarette, just being like so over Mr. Claus's shit, Santa, Santa, as he's AKA Santa. What woman isn't over? Because also like he doesn't work all year and then works one night and then everyone's like, he's the greatest. I would be so annoyed because you know who's probably working every day. Her. Who do you think is organizing it? Who do you think is running the house? I'm sorry too. Why do they have to make her look so frumpy? Frumpy? No, why can't she be like- That's like one of my number one words that like if somebody says I'm like- Yeah. No, frumpy means- I can't. I can't frump. Bad, bad things. I guess because- But it's funny, yeah, Santa is like, looks like a, like a defensive blocker. Sometimes they have him like- No, yeah, they make him look sturdy. He looks like an offensive lineman. He looks like a play for the Packers. Yeah, he looks like an X NFL player. Also, he looks like, yeah, he looks like Zaddy and she looks just like old and- One thing I wanted to bring up because I wanted to do- Well, I feel like you were done, right? Yeah. One thing I wanted to bring up because I saw a TikTok on it and I was like, wait, I need to like do recon now. Do you remember like before you had your period? So like when you were in like middle school or whatever. Any public bathroom you went into- What a time. What a time. What a time. Any public bathroom you went into there was a big thing where you could get tampons. And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart. But at least they were there. Yeah. It was basically like you could stick a pine cone up there and it's like the basically the same thing like that. It was like, cool, I'll just grab some leaves on my way out. Like it's so crazy. Just cork yourself. Yeah, literally. No, it's literally a wine cork. Yeah. They're like, here, shove this up there. No, it's literally- I thought I lost my virginity when I first put a tampon in and I was like, I lost my virginity. It's literally like Uber Eats when you get a guy. It's like they're out of iced tea, but maybe this Clorox will work. It's like, no, it won't. I'm like, oh, hi, kitty. She's busy. She's so busy. Okay, but I feel like I don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore. I cannot tell you the last time I went into a public bathroom and saw like a girl take getting a tampon out or even like a thing that said tampons. Isn't that a law? I feel like this specific podcast is so mean to men. Like we are like, the girls are going to stone men after this. Like I- Sorry, what about me talking about my period is mean to men? No, but I think like we're raising awareness about an important thing. Yeah. I thought about this the other day because I literally got my period. There's no tampons to be found. Do I have to fucking instacart for like $20 tampons to my hotel? Well, if I'm in that situation, the first thing I'm thinking is, oh, I'll just take toilet paper. I never think, oh, there's tampons out there because I never see them. So anyway, I'm writing a letter to my congressman. Like hello. Can I tell you something so fucked up? I forget. Who are you? Tampons have the pink tax. You know, they're like, they're literally taxing us on something that we need. Yeah. And you know, it's not taxed. Viagra. Viagra. Because it's a prescription drug considered medically necessary, unlike feminine hygiene products, which faces sales tax. But they're medically necessary. They're saying that Viagra is medically necessary, but not tampons. Who's they? Who is it? I mean, look, I actually shouldn't speak on this because as someone who refuses to wear a tampon, I don't know why I'm looking for them so much. No, but like, but it's, but some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get UTIs. So, oh, I made an appointment to see a urologist. I feel like I should tell the giglers. A urologist? Oh, because you're UTIs? Yeah, because it's just like, I've done all the vitamins. I've tried all the TikTok hacks. I've like done all the... When did it start? Wait, I get DMs from girls all the time about UTIs, whether they're like, miserating or like, hey, try. And a lot of the times like, I will try something that they've said, but sometimes I'll get like, I'll get a girl and I'll just be like, yeah, no shit. I fucking tried that. Like the other day, a girl DMed me and she goes, hey, have you tried like wiping from front to back? I was like, yes, Bianca, I've been wiping front to back since I don't know the day I sat on the toilet. That's not why I'm getting UTI. I love it. It's literally, have you tried drinking water? Have you tried turning it on and turning it off again? So anyway, I feel like I should update the giglers and say, I'm like, I'm taking action and trying to get to the bottom of it. Quick shout out to my mom who I love waking up to like the craziest New York Times articles that are like about the world ending or like just, I want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out. Why, what did she send you today? Does the fertility cliff really hit at 35? No words behind it. 7.50 AM. I told you to freeze your eggs with me and you refused. You refused. When did you start getting UTIs? Dude, the day I lost my virginity. I got a UTI the first time I ever had sex. No, it's truly been a lifelong journey. I've been dealing with UTIs for 15 years. I would have never lost my virginity if I knew this was what was waiting for me. I also feel like it has helped with your personality. If you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after you would have been a fucking monster. It humbles me for sure. It humbles you. Do you want to know what I think also it is, and this is just pure speculation, so if any doctors are listening, is this a thing? I also think, you know, like when you're running around a lot, your immune system gets low and you're like, I'm really pushing it to the end. I'm going to get sick. You mean every day? Yeah, and typically people have a thing where it's like, my throat is sore or whatever. Mine is a UTI. Have you ever hooked up with a guy and not gotten a UTI? Yeah, tons. Whoa, whoa. Millions! Dick after dick after dick after dick. Honestly, that's how I've picked a lot of my boyfriends. I'm like, well, let me see if I get a UTI and if I don't, then you're good to go. Yeah. And if I do, like I've stopped talking to people because I'm like, sorry, we're actually not pH compatible and that's important to me. Maybe you'll come up with like a crazy invention, like a real woman in STEM, because there's passively other women like you. You know what? I do feel called to raise some awareness. Well, actually, I feel very, as I get older, especially having a mom who's like in has been in menopause, I do feel very strongly about women's health and like, not to brag, but when I did go to the White House for the women's health initiative, it's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health. And once you hit a certain age, that's it. They don't give a fuck about you. There's no menopause health like at all. Like these women are literally discarded and they're running around sweating everywhere. Yeah, they're crazy. Like they're making it up. So like I do feel so strongly just like about women's health that maybe I will get involved in the UTI community because it's debilitating. I also think UTI sounds like it's not, they make you feel bad about it. Like they do make it sound like they make it seem like, well, then don't fuck like on it. It sounds like an SCD. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, you're giving yourself because you're having sex. It's like, okay, well, I'm alive. I remember the one time I got a UTI, I was like scared to tell my mom, like I felt like a little, a little dirty little slut. But there's so many different reasons. My brother's girlfriend actually goes to like, which I didn't know this to like recently that she goes to like a specialist. So I'm going to like try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime. But anyway, that's where I'm at with my UTI journey. It's possible your canal is just too narrow. And that's the cross that I bear. Wait, isn't your ears that have narrow canals? No, my vagina has a shorter, no, your spot on my vagina has a abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there. Dez told me he has narrow ear canals and I got the ick. He's in the other room. How does he know that? Great question. Like a doctor said that or he said that. He's like, look, I've been sticking my finger in a lot of these. Yeah, for years. I did get one text from our male correspondent, Bobby Flay, who's a religious listener. Shout out Sophie Flay, who converted him. Yeah, we're big Bobby Flay and Flay family advocates. Bobby was upset that we said he men can't wear scarves and Bobby loves wearing scarves. I took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, Bobby, you're a chef, so it actually negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves. Yes. And let me break it down for the giglers on why. If you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and we hate any type of violence, but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot, you can wear a scarf. If there's a sharp knife or object, that's why the mafia, they can wear scarves. They can wear scarves. Hannah, shibs and pips. Brilliant, brilliant analogy. Spot on. Yeah, that's exactly it. That's exactly it. Thank you. That's why athletes. Olympians, Olympians can wear scarves. Athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game. They can wear a scarf. Finance bros can't wear scarves. No. They do. They shouldn't. Because it's colder New York, but guess what's grosser than a scarf? See, look, when a girl is cold, it's adorable, it's cute. I'm so tiny. When a man is cold, he can't support a family. And that's why he did. He lived in Miami. And that's a wrap on Giggs. Oh my God. We love you guys. Stay warm. Happy holidays and talk to you later. Bye. Ah, nature. Always calling it just the right time. When life plays dirty, water wipes. Now two times stronger and even softer. Ready for whatever happens back there. Available online and in store. Water wipes, cleans, cares and protects sensitive skin. Time stronger material than previous water wipes. Hosted by the Workplace Geeks. Wherever you get your podcasts.