Redacted is our weekly horror comedy series, airing Fridays at 9, 8 central. If you want to listen a day early, you can join us live on twitch.tv forward slash Athens Music or support the Patreon, patreon.com forward slash the redacted unit. If you want to interact with the community and learn more about the behind the scenes and see the cast, visit the redacted unit.com forward slash discord to connect. All links in the description. Thanks for listening. Hey everybody, Athen here. We're now in our mid-season break. Woo, very exciting. So what exactly does that mean? Well, we're taking six weeks off of main redacted episodes. I know, I know, it's terrible. But here's what's really exciting. We're still releasing episodes. We've got minisodes. These are episodes that have topics and moments we wanted to put in the show, but they didn't quite fit into a main episode. So for the next six weeks, we'll be releasing a minisode for you to listen to every week. Once the break is over, we'll combine them into one episode so the feed is cleaner, and there will be a mid-seasons collection for you to review. Additionally, we've made a ton of friends in this space, and we wanted to take some time to introduce some other shows we enjoy and also talk a bit about how the production of the show is going. So Sundays, you'll get a mini-sode. Friday, you'll get a recommendation. All of that to say, here is our first mini-sode, Sloanly. It's about... Honestly, you get one guess what it's about. Come on, like, Sloanly. It's... At the moment, ATS-C-0279 has been neutralized. It could be likened to an urban legend at this point, and one of the minor ones at that. Should be pretty easy to keep a lid on this one from now on. It's being maintained at- Recommended reclassification is 1E. And that's a wrap on the day. Nice. Oh, Agent Koshka. Hello. Are you leaving? Uh, yeah, yeah, I am. Great. I need the space. Sure. Come on in then. You do know this is basically my office, right? Mm-hmm. Sure. Might as well just shred the damn sign-up sheet. Don't you have somewhere better to work? Yes. Okay. So then why You know what Never mind Wonderful Bye Uh would you be Maybe you'd want- I was planning on getting drinks after work. Obviously, if you've got plans, no pressure at all. I just thought I'd extend the- No. Oh. Well, if you're wrapping up here, I don't mind waiting. I'm not in any rush. I'm good Okay, cool, that's fine Just thought I'd ask I'll see you tomorrow then Yep, see you then Mm-hmm Uh, wait! Hold the door! Oh. Agent Summers. Dr. Dance, my day just keeps getting worse. William, would you want to... Sloan, I feel like I should... What? Nothing. I want to come out and sit here on my dad What the fuck What the fuck Cause for a minute It was shorter tecnologia Mama My Hi papas Did you guys have a good day I hope it was better than mine was Yeah I do Not that that's hard to do. I had a bit of a rough one. But here we are. And it's Friday. So, there's that at least. Did you guys take any calls for me? Fluffy? Mr. Whiskers? Do I have any messages on the voicemail? Well, in that case... I don't know what I expected. I should have trusted you. That's what I get. No, no. You know I can't call either of them. It's been years since I talked to them last. I wonder if they're still in the old house. Yeah. You guys would have loved that place. Yeah. Lots of room to run alone for my furry little guys. Hey, you know what? You guys should be proud of me. Yeah, you should be. I asked Koshka if she wanted to hang out after work today. She was busy. No, that's a lie. I'm not really sure she likes me that much. Don't tell her I said that, though. Okay. And you're not going to believe who I saw in the elevator. Moment of weakness, I almost invited him out. I know! I caught myself, though. Don't worry. Whatever. Yeah, at least I have you guys to hang out with. You'd get a drink with me, wouldn't you? I know you would, Boots, you silly goof. I can't think of a better way to spend a Friday night Than with you guys Getting silly Hey, I have friends Excuse you Like a Huh You know what Maybe Eli would be out for a hang You think You think I should call him? Text him Call him? Text him? No No, you're right No, I don't know what I'm thinking That'd be weird I bet he's busy anyway And I'm sure he wouldn't even want to So Why bother him, right? Fuck it. You know what? I'm just gonna go. Let get out of here It Friday Well me I I get out of here You guys obviously can but you know hey it super normal to go to a bar alone right I'd take you with me if I could, though. Okay. Yeah. God stood up, huh? What? I know how that goes. No, no, no, no, absolutely not. If you did, it's totally fine. It happens all the time. I mean, even I've been ditched. It reminds me of way back when I was 13. See, I was very close with my father. No, no, I don't even... I haven't ever... I just... I'm not really... Oh, no. Oh, gosh, you could probably... Fuck me, dude. Are you okay? I just... Sorry, I didn't mean to assume. It's just you've been here for a while. Seemed like you were looking for someone in the crowd. Yeah, sorry. I just... I just realized it's nothing. I think there might have been a miscommunication and just some people. Anyway, yeah, I'm okay. All right, if you say so. Can I get you another drink? Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. Amaretto sour, please. Yeah, I don't know how to make that. I'm going to get you a screwdriver. You know what? Sorry, can I close out, too? I think I'm going to call it a night. Sure thing. I'd give you a to-go cup, but, uh, well, I can't. Thanks. I appreciate it. Thank you for listening to our first minisode of Redacted, starring Lissa J. as Sloane Summers, Natalie Light as Agent Koshka, Derek Moreland as Dr. Dance, and Landon Wisnant as the bartender. If you're enjoying Redacted, visit theredactedunit.com. 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