Craig's 2026 Insider Mock Draft 1.0, Heifetz Already Misses Dexter Lawrence, and the First 10 Minutes of 'Dune: Part Three'

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It's great to be here, one second Alright, DK, we could just vamp Yeah, so we're gonna go over it Really, really, really Ty Simpson that high, huh? Alright Get back to me, look, because last year you were wrong Alright, goodbye Craig, who was that? Who was that? I can't reveal my sources, Daniel Which Rosenhaus brother was on the phone with you? It's been a busy week to say the least Let's, I've been... I've been on the phone all week And by that I mean, I've been listening to podcasts on my phone all week And there's a lot of information that I've gathered that I'm excited to share with you guys today for my first and last mock of the year You're our resident insider, outsider, insider here at the Ringer NFL Draft Show And we're gonna go through Craig's mock 1.0 Which I think we did last year half as a bit And then it turned out that... So there's this contest that you can submit to if you're in the industry, if you submit a mock draft And it turns out if we had submitted Craig's mock 1.0 last year He would have won the contest He would have gotten 30 of 32 first rounders correct If we had submitted it and you actually would have won We did it live in Chicago in person in a hotel room And I built the mock on the plane on the way there at an hour Yeah I remember Craig Craig is texting me from the flight, he's like, oh I got all kinds of good stuff Yeah, so Craig, you know, he's just been grinded tape, he's talking to sources So we're gonna go through all that And again, if you're with us to the draft show Or you've listened to us for the first time or not We go back to the fantasy football show after the draft So we're gonna be in Los Angeles, Deacon, I are gonna be in LA The draft's in Pittsburgh, but we're doing it in studio in LA And we're gonna be Thursday night, Friday night, and then Sunday morning We're gonna have a recap, so we're gonna have a bunch of stuff next week as well And then we go back to fantasy, so we still cover all summer We're still gonna have an episode for you guys every single week of the entire year And then, I mean, honestly before you know it, it's July 4th And then we'll go to two a week and then training camp for you four So we'll help you for fantasy If you haven't done our fantasy show yet, like we actually help you with your drafts You might even make the playoffs if you listen to us, so we'll see That's to stick with us Maybe We don't guarantee you win your league I mean, you statistically already have like a 40% chance of making playoffs But we may be up into 45 We like to under promise and over deliver, guys Exactly So with that said, we're gonna get to Craig's mock But first we have to hit this trade that happened over the weekend Which we recorded to take part before it happened But so the Giants traded Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals The 10th pick in the draft I am a huge Giants fan Just to go over So Dexter Lawrence requested a trade for six What are you introducing yourself to that, to our listeners? I am a huge Giants fan My name is Danny I am a huge Giants fan I'm trying, I don't even know how to process this So I actually, is it weird if I want to start with the Bengals here? Just because I'm worried I might froth at the mouth Talking about the Giants end of this I kind of want to start with the Bengals because I think they deserve it Sure Why not? I want to just note that this is incredibly out of character for Cincinnati And ESPN Research at a great stat That this is the first time that Cincinnati Bengals have traded a first rounder For a veteran player on record since the common draft era of 1966 Which is when they stopped doing 40 round drafts You can just say ever Ever, basically Like, and so it's the first time they've ever traded their first rounder And they actually, Bengals don't even trade up They don't really trade down They had picked in their given draft slot for the previous 21 drafts They have not moved up in the first round since Craig and I were born really So this is incredibly out of character And the easy answer is that Zach Taylor, the head coach is in a contract year And the kind of GM Duke Tobin might get fired But Schefter kind of wrote at ESPN this week that the real answer might be that They're worried Joe Burrow will pull an NBA player like Ionis and won out If they don't really, I mean they haven't made the playoffs at Joe Burrow in three years So I think that that's really what this is about Is that they missed the playoffs again with Joe Burrow for four straight years He might not resign But DK, do you think this is smart by Cincinnati to be trading the 10th pick for Dexter Lawrence? Yeah, that's a complicated question because you hardly ever see Player for top 10 pick trades And by that I mean like sometimes quarterbacks But skill player or any other player outside of a quarterback You almost never see guys get traded for a top 10 pick like this Or at least not on purpose And so this is obviously a huge, huge deal I do think at the end of the day, I like this for both teams honestly I think for the Bengals Yeah, you don't want to waste away at Joe Burrow's prime years Like that like obviously you get to what Adam Schefter is saying And they're afraid he's going to leave eventually But I'm just if you look at it less nefariously or less like conspiratorial Or whatever the word is It's just they don't want to waste Joe Burrow's prime And they had a horrific defense last year the last couple of years And this is a really good opportunity to get an elite player High fits we've talked about all the four top teams in the NFL last year The the made it in the playoffs had great interior defensive lines I think that's huge and I think it's also is a massive indictment on this draft Which we don't you know like we want to be excited about the draft But like the Bengals are basically like we can't get anyone nearly as good as this at the 10th overall pick So we're going to go for it and take this guy get this guy who's older He's like 28. What is he almost 29? It's 20 years old 29 in November. So so you know Depends if you like the trade 28 if you don't like the trade for the Bengals Sure Um, and by the way, he didn't play as well as he normally does play last year So he's coming off kind of a down season. So there's a lot of variables here Ultimately, I think it's the right move for the Bengals because I don't want them to waste Joe Burrow's prime And that is the key element here. So Craig you're our NFL insider here So you've actually known about this trade for months You didn't say anything, but you've known this would happen for for for really Dexter told me he was unhappy and was thinking about a trade two years ago so What's funny is I do think that happened two years ago uh, you know, it's I do think it's funny I do think this is in some ways the difference between football and baseball is that no one would ever go from the Yankees to the Cincinnati Reds to win a Super Bowl. I do think Dexter Lawrence was kind of fed up with the Giants organization He wanted more money. I also think he was sick of losing and That's actually really sad But I I think the name no one's brought up with any of this is Leonard Williams Who is a nether giants defensive tackle who was one of Dexter Lawrence's best friends of the Giants and he played for the Jets and then went to the Giants and Giants sucked And guess what Leonard Williams went to the Seahawks and won a Super Bowl And I think Dexter and Dexter Lawrence won a championship at Clemson and I do think it's about money and it's also about you know What these this team sucks and I'm tired of it here Uh, which he stopped talking to the gm from the reporting I saw there was like the whole Joe Who hasn't at this point the whole show Joe chained? Experience is going horribly. Well, I I have many thoughts on that I do want to stick to the Bengals for one second because I don't want to just leave them out of this because they acquired Dexter Lawrence But Craig again in short, do you think this is a smart move from Cincinnati? Yeah Also, I mean they signed into like a one-year extension They're not giving them a cajillion dollars and this is just a conversation in my opinion This is just about like windows This is the window that you're in and the Giants are in a different window than the Bengals weirdly even though they both were unsuccessful teams last year I mean the Bengals Haven't made the playoffs like you said since 2022, but when they were in the Super Bowl they haven't made the playoffs since they were in the Super Bowl and Joe Burroughs 29 Joe Burroughs 30 In December, which is feels insane. You see he was kind of an older prospect coming into totally And so the whole generation is 30 my home is 30 Burroughs 30 Lamar is almost 30 soon. Yeah, Josh Allen will be 30 soon So Yeah, this is like I think the Bengals Think they could win the AFC north and maybe they could I wouldn't say I feel Fantastic about the Steelers right now the Browns know and the Ravens are vulnerable. So I think this is like a yeah the 10th pick in a weak draft for Who some would say might be like the best offensive tackle in the NFL. I don't think is a bad trade Yeah, and again, do you guys remember that AFC championship game where the Bengals and the Chiefs the Chiefs kind of stole it at the end of the game. There was that like There was that 15-yard penalty towards the end of the game is a little take take take attack in my homes And maybe you don't remember because it was from January 2023 There's the 2022 season the Bengals have not had a playoff game since like it's they have Joe Burrough And like that is you miss Joe Burroughs playoffs for 23 years in a row I do The bank look they have Dexter Lawrence. They've Jonathan Allen defensive line boy a moff on the defensive line Brian Cook at safety I think the Bengals have Made remade their defensive line again. They allowed 140 rushing yards a game last year I think it's smart. So my question for you guys before I give my opinion here If Dexter Lawrence is such a game-changing Super Bowl caliber tilting player, then why is this a good idea for the Giants? Because the Giants are in a different stage of their life cycle and they feel good about their defensive line and want to To build and round out their team with more picks Pick Well, now they have two in the top 10. Yeah. All right. So I I guess I'm I'm tilting my they have a fifth of the top 10 Which is what I've never heard that phrase that McShay said that I confused my brain. I was like the fifth and they have all right One fifth of the top 10. I guess that's right. I I'm not as excited about this deal as everybody else is I think I think it's better for the Bengals I I'm not as excited. I think multiple here's how I would Clarify hyphids when I think it's a good deal for both sides This is a they got a top 10 pick for him if this was like a low first rounder Then we're having a very different discussion But top 10 like this is a rare rare thing that phrase is just doing all the work for this trade If it was the 11th pick, I don't know what people would say about this That's probably right if it was the literally the phrase top 10 is just carrying the entire perception of this trade If you look at all the mock drafts too though, like the fucking floor falls out after 10. Okay, but everyone's saying but here's It's like a deal more was traded for a third versus a second even though it was like a really late second It's like that that terminology matters a lot I I agree craig and I I think you called us out on that and I was right and here's the thing I I understand that the giants I don't know why it got to this point where they had to trade dexter Lawrence The truth is it probably would have been hard to get a pick as high I think the bears were interested the browns were interested and then if I'd gotten like the 24th pick in the draft from cleveland And some other shit I'd be like man. We'll never get a dexter Lawrence with that I get you might get a great player at 10 here. I get that it's hard to get a top 10 pick for a veteran Like I I mean bill was texted bill said that this is like a no-brainer and like to some degree Maybe it is a no-brainer to get a top 10 pick. I would say this I just think the giants sold low on the exact kind of player that wins and championships and that Some people say well the giants got a top 10 pick now they have two one like where they had one top 10 pick You didn't get two top 10 picks. You got one top 10 pick. I look at it this way Do you guys think dexter laurence is half the player that max crossby is? Yes Well, I mean more than that right probably like okay, so why didn't you use in question? Yes, so I had one bad question I do think dexter laurence is you can see both of us like go that was stupid. Wait, what? Yes. Yes All right, that was kind of dumb. Do you think dexter laurence is maybe about as good as max crossby? Yeah. Yeah, okay So why did he get half the trade package? Why do all the good players leave the giants? That's my other question like me think The of lennard williams you have dexter laurence, sainte-quan, barkley, xavier mckinney There's a lot of guys who've just left the giants They can't hold on the giants cannot hold on to good players and it's infuriating, but I look at fans already hate me I'm not going to answer that question. I think they don't court touchdowns though We all hate ourselves. I feel like I'm being told well the giants have to love this man You got two top ten picks and I'm like, whoa, wait a second max crossby was just dealt for the 14th pick in the draft And another first rounder. He was I know that trade got it. Well the trade got undone But that was the price I could pretty passionately argue that dexter laurence is maybe more valuable than max crossby I would argue that if you look at dexter laurence, he had a bad year as dk said last year Uh, he had a down year showed up to camp out of shape Uh, just his pressure rate was way down No, okay, cool. He was the most double team player in the nfl By percentage like and that was a down year and so I consider the fact that a new defense They kind of had him doing different stuff I I won't pretend that he was as motivated as other years But brian dable was fired the defense accordion then got fired the assistant d-line coach got fired It's a fucking tire fire over season. And so he wanted more money I understand it rubbed the team the wrong way that he kind of had a bad season then wanted more money And it was a whole thing and to me if if dexter laurence plateaus and he's not as good anymore Or he has this elbow issue. He's never the same player Then this is obviously a good thing from the giants if you can flip a player's declining. However, right? If dexter laurence returns to how we go good He was in 2024 which was one notch below defensive player of the year He was one of the best players in the nfl Yes, and I would argue it the most important position on defense, which is defensive tackle pass rusher I would argue that This might be worse for the giants than losing sake one Because while sake one went to the eagles and won the super bowl in 2000 yards All right, well sake one had stayed the giants win at most at most one or two more one more game or two more games I would argue dexter laurence is the exact kind of player you're not supposed to get rid of And so i'm kind of confused by all this especially with the fact that he accepted a one-year extension for 23 million dollars Even one day before got dealt arbal said this is just about money I don't understand either the giants fundamentally disagree on the quality of the draft At that tenth pick from syncedaddy or they disagree on the quality of dexter laurence Because I don't really understand. It's like what's the point of having jackson dart and malik neighbors on rookie contracts If it's not to pay a player like dexter laurence. I don't totally understand this I think I don't yeah That is that is to me the big variable here that we don't know the answer to is like do the giants After what they saw last year. We're just like fuck this guy. He's not he doesn't try hard anymore He didn't he doesn't have his his heart's not in it. This is not the type of guy we want around a young team He's not like he's not the type of leader that we want those are probably variables. They weren't there It's a new coaching staff. They weren't there. The gm is still there Yeah, he's in the cut corner. Yeah, I'm just saying John harbore, you know, like there's some people that are still there and they have that information based on what happened last year That is probably very likely what's happening here is that they saw him And they don't want that type of thing to rub off on all the young players that they're bringing You're saying he's like a bad lock. I think maybe the bad giants culture saying he's a bad locker room I'm saying I'm speculating that's part maybe why part of the reason they did this because this play was down last year sometimes A player and a team are just not on the same page and it's and it's yeah to the point where there's no going back And I kind of here's the just be what it was clean break. I understand a breakup I probably sound like a total wet blanket. I understand that look Let's be honest This is the great time to be a Giants fan because you know, it's really fun to sit there and do a mock draft with two top 10 picks And you're like, oh my god It could be it could be anything. It's a mystery box I'm like, well the Giants just had two top 10 picks They got kvon tibido and evin neal and they suck and evin neal is unplayable and kvon tibido is probably a traded on friday I did that joe shane and I'm just saying like look, maybe the Giants head out of the park If the Giants get Caleb downs with this 10th pick that'll be amazing. Also. I don't understand why they didn't do it on the clock but regardless I I maybe the Giants get great players But to me to make it too simplistic Either dexter lorrance returns to his previous level of player. He doesn't if dexter lorrance doesn't return It's a good call if dexter lorrance once again becomes a top three defensive tackle Then whoever the Giants get with this 10th pick better be pretty fucking awesome Because I maybe it ends up like the way we got dexter lorrance was they traded odell beckham for a first and a third I was upset about that too because odell was cool and I was dumb But like odell never returned to that level of play after the high ankle sprain and they got dexter lorrance and he's great Well, if the Giants get a dexter lorrance ask player Fantastic, but if they don't which the bangles seem to be concerned about because they didn't want this pick and every all I've been hearing is Well, Caleb Carnel takes not a typical top 10 player, but he's here and all the players in the top 10 Francis marinoa is a bad number one tackle or all these guys are bad players And yet it's like we'll be excited at the top 10 pick and I'm like I don't know. I just I keep thinking about what you said at the beginning dk The top players the top teams this year If you rank every team by how many pressures they're starting defensive tackles got This top four teams were the broncos the seahawks the patriots and the ramps Their defense starting defensive tackles got the most pressures Point being what you see with your eyes every week Interior pressure is the most impactful thing you can have on a defense on or against an offense where it's like it's not about It's disruption. It's also it's also it's more than that too. It's As the as defenses in the nfl go towards this thing where it's all about math hyphens who we've talked about this where if you're going to If you're gonna have seven guys dropping back You have to be able to get pressure with four if you have a really good guy in the inside That changes everything in terms of what you can do in the back end obviously that's sort of implied with what you're saying, but it just gives a team so much more flexibility and ability to Disguise what they're doing in the back end when you have a guy like that who can just wreck shop Want like get just get collapse a pocket and you can just rely on him to do that We saw that with the seahawks. They had a bunch of guys that could do that um So this is huge and the other thing with the bangles, which I think is I mean, it's been it's being discussed, but The the ravens just lost their center And now the aFC north ism. Yeah. Yeah, and so now this this was this is an interesting variable You go into the bangles playing in the aFC north and you got Dexter Lawrence going up against whoever the the ravens have going next year at center and you know, there's that's a huge advantage For the bangles to that point just I know i'm beating a dead horse here But if you just look at like pressures from nose tackle How many times you pressure the quarterback as the nose tackle right up on the center the last I think four years Warren sharp had this uh stat the last four years Dexter Lawrence has more pressures at nose tackle Than the second place third place and fourth place guy combined Over the last four years So again, I'm not saying this is a bad trade for the giants All I'm saying is if I were a bangles fan I'd be thinking that we got a more impactful player than max crossby for about what half of what the ravens tried to pay for max Crossby you have to go to bc Before covet for the last super bowl winner whose best defensive lineman was an edge rusher Like literally all the super bowl champions last eight years their best lineman's been a defensive tackle It's the chiefs of the chris jones rams are there and donald. It's the eagles of jane carter and jordan davis It's the buccaneers when they won they had indomit consue and vittaveya Like that's anyway, so I just when if the bangles win the super bowl You're gonna be like wow, I can't believe we are first round pick this year too. So that that's all So you didn't like the trade I think we need to end this conversation. We've been talking about the trade for 20 clear. I like it more for the bangles I think the giants getting a top 10 pick is pretty good return still. That's all Yeah, just don't trade up. You're right. Well, this is why I want to do the bangles first. I had a feeling that would be a mess. Okay, let's go to craig's mock um Craig our insider our outsider insider insider outsider here At the ringer and a show all week. I haven't left this room I got my I've had I have this giant water bottle because I I don't it takes too much time to go out to the kitchen Craig, you know, uh, this is really random, but uh ryan oh handland former ringer employee great guy Uh texted me after our take purge my take purge take about how New shit has like there's too many bells and whistles. We need to stop this shit He said two years ago his dad bought his brother a water bottle that had an app Fucking water bottle pretty good with an app. What is the purpose of the app? Yeah, probably Time to stir it up. You know, you could tell how cold the water is you could drink it An app on a water bottle. Oh, are you guys excited? It's draft week. Are you guys excited? Yeah, let's do this Hell yeah, Jens of two top ten picks, baby Hell yeah You have you guys been enjoying the 10,000 mock drafts that have been put out in the last two months Oh, have you enjoyed the one that was your favorite one? You have a favorite? Should we mock draft mock drafts? It's like tom brady. It's the next one. Oh a mock draft draft. Oh, that's actually pretty good The reason why we do this is I it's because it's really because we you know, I'm wearing a suit right now But it's it's because I find this whole thing to be quite ridiculous and I Is that right? Wow I just it's the draft season equivalent of like look at my fantasy roster, you know Yeah, yeah And it also changes every week. I just find it's just the whole thing is funny to me and so it's fan fiction You're just blind guessing it's fan fiction and it's like half the time It's me last year going 30 for 32 at first. Is it fucking insane? It's like my mom beating me and march madness Like it just you know, so I'm like might as well. Might as well do one, you know There's there's so many millions of iterations that could possibly happen with the draft It's like a it's like trying to predict a chess game. There's 17. Yeah, it's crazy Anyway, there's like one trillion possibilities. I am very excited to see how accurate you are this year though because Do you have you have a good feel for it? Craig? I I I feel like if my sources are Giving me the right information and I think that they are I have great relationships with the podcasters who have relationships with the sources Yes, and um, I I feel pretty good about my chances this year. All right So we just started at the top then who do you think is going one? So we'll go one through 32 and you guys like help me through some of these You know, tell me what you think if you hate it if you love it if you think it makes no sense I I can tweak. I'm I'm an open book. You know what I mean? You guys are also my sources All right, let's say if you're doing sources you just know those people But if you're listening to everybody who's listening to their sources you have like way more sources than them If you think about it, I listen to all the people who have the sort I listen to everybody and if they all have their own sources, then I have I have all the sources as well You know what I mean? It's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Okay First pick I will be giving the Raiders Fernando Mendoza. All right. We can move on past that Sure I think there is legitimate now discussion. You know last year. I think it was like the fifth pick when it was like the draft really began I would say it kind of starts at two. I think there's there's confusion about who the jets are going to take I'm going to give them Arville Reese out of Ohio State. Ooh Okay, I like that. I feel like there's a lot a lot of steam or whatever people are gassing up Bailey David Bailey and the jets just canceled his trip to the to to to New York and but then the jets jam was like don't read into that and some people are like, oh, it's because they already know They're going to take him. So why are they going to make him fly out? Or they already know already know they're going to take Arville Reese and they don't need him to fly out And they're just saying don't look into it because they don't want you to just look at look. Hey, what's that? Yeah, what is that? Yeah I I think Reese is the right choice. I think that everyone's kind of I don't think it's based on intel I think people are kind of like well, David Bailey is easier to envision for erringland's defense I think that kind of assumes that erringland gets to make the pick where they care about a year beyond air If you are just like not taking Arville Reese because he doesn't work with erringland. I think that's stupid I agree and most people I mean deke you have him as number one on your big board in the strap Arville Reese and I think talent wise that most people agree that he is the superior talent So I'll go him number two and and now things are wide open We can go in any direction and I've been kind of floating these permutations out into my into the ether And seeing what kind of comes back I've been throwing the boomerang and catching it on the way back and on the way back I think the Cardinals will take David Bailey the edge. That's what I'm giving them I know they can go they could have taken a running back. They could if there's buzz about them taking Jeremiah Love They could have gone tackle I'm gonna give them David Bailey because the Cardinals need a little bit of everything I'm gonna give them David Bailey the edge rusher out of Texas Tech Yeah, because right now their their pass rushers are Josh sweat zavin Collins Baron Browning I'm just looking here. I mean Darius Robinson is kind of a more an interior guy Yeah, they definitely need some pass rush help bjo. Jolari They need offensive line quarterback and they need like the three most important positions Um, and we're gonna give them Bailey, which brings me to the fourth pick with the Titans. I've been on this since january I'm going to give them Jeremiah Love I just think that's genuine I just think it makes sense. Yeah, and I think hyphens keeps talking about how there's opening the stadium next year They need to put somebody on the fucking ticket and If they think cam ward is the guy ward was the first overall pick last year They need so I am on the tickets. Who are they who is he going to give the ball to? Trevor Lawrence and travis hunter did those cute little commercials. Who would came working the commercial with? I don't know Tony paul. Tony paul can't be in the commercial. No one knows Tony Pollard is a fine player. Um, are you gonna take him in fantasy this year? Sure. He's a fine player. He's a fine. I'll do it. I'll do it to spite you fuckers It's like when you were like the saints are good Uh, they turned out to be not very good. They got better as the season went on Craig would you give the titans? Do you think that if david bailey was available and jeremy love was available? If the cardinals took jeremy love, I think the titans would take david bailey if both were available Let's say the cardinals took an offensive tackle The titans, I I feel like it would be david bailey than jeremy love Maybe you're right for the titans. Yeah, you might be right Because I don't think they're as desperate for an offensive lineman. And so if the two edge rushers go I think they're gonna take jeremy love. There's no one to give the ball to in tenancy Old calvin ridley. It was bad last year. It hurt you look iomaners fine. Tony pollard. What are we doing? Who are you giving the ball to? All right, craig so the giants on the clock at number five What are your sources telling you? What are your what are your sources on your podcast you listen to telling you about the giants at number five with one of your I've been i've been down deep in the muck listening to shit. You've never even heard of i've been These people are in the fucking trenches. These are the scouts of scouts These are the cousins of the scouts who used to work for teams and I think they're taking sunny styles Oh All right Did we know that sunny styles was named sunny after the godfather? Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, they said when he was four years old He had a temper so they named him sunny or they just started calling him sunny so Yeah, I think uh I think this is what they would do if sunny is there and jeremy love and the addresses are gone I'll talk myself into this immediately if the giants take sunny styles But before the I I think it was weird if the giants signed for main edmunds For 12 million dollars a year to be an inside linebacker and then draft sunny styles with the fifth pick to be another inside linebacker But craig a lot of insiders with sources On podcasts seem to think the giants want sunny styles. I I don't I will talk myself into it immediately, but my pre draft brain says I don't get it But then I'll it'll make a ton of sense to me immediately It well, who would you prefer they take in this in this situation if mendoza reese bailey and lover off the off the board Would you want them to take a tackle? Would you want them to take another edge rusher a wide receiver? What do you want? I My gut is you don't want carnaltate at five. Do you? The funny thing about carnaltate at five is i'm so glad the witness it's part of me I was so angry and people started talking about that in in the beginning because I'm confident to be a pro. I don't know I'm pretty sure carnaltate would be the highest drafted player expected to be a number two receiver ever Like the idea that he would be drafted higher than leak neighbors was but it kind of doesn't matter to some point Those are two different drafts. It doesn't matter. So you could but I kind of just think drafted Offensive tackle the idea that they signed your main element or and he's 32 years old and well He can't take francis marino or spencer fauna now. I'm like, yeah, you can but they're not gonna ask me I know I was gonna ask if it's like if they take a boring guy like an offensive lineman francis marino Great Yeah, you're happy about that Again teams never can't be unhappy with attack. Yeah, it's like if david bailey's there at five the giants could trade down But the giants everyone's gonna be like, well, you can't take david bailey because they have aptal cordon prime burns. Well, yeah, you can There's no never too many pass rushers. You cannot have too many pass rushers What yeah, what great team was ever like? Oh god. We just have so many fucking offensive linemen that are great Yeah, yeah, there's there's no like basketball team. It's like we got too many shooters Yeah, every team is just like we want the best player available and then they actually are on the clock and they're like, well Yeah, but we have a guy there Yeah, I agree. Anyway, uh six pick browns. I'm giving them a tackle. They desperately need a million things But I'm giving them spencer fauno. Mm-hmm. Who can play left and right tackle? He's he's kind of got short arms But that's all right Um, I think that would have a lot of work to do But you start at the cornerstone of an offense which after quarterback is the tackle I think this is yeah, that's smart. Which then brings me to which brings me to seven here commanders Who could go a lot of different directions here? Um, I'm not gonna give them carnail tape I'm gonna give them ruben bane. All right an edge rusher Out of miami. I think this is I think I don't think he gets out of the top 10 ruben bane I think if I think the chiefs could have taken him if he was there at nine um, but Commanders need a difference maker on defense their defense stinks and they've been trying to overhaul it and Yeah, they're not just signing a ton of free agents and hoping like throwing shit at the wall and hoping it'll stick Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like the commanders could have done anything if sunny styles was there I could see them doing that but the way this is unfolding ruben bane, which then saints at eight Now i'm going wide receiver carnail tape Because I think you know you have a guy like tyler shuck they start to believe in this is my philosophy with kim ward and them taking a running back It's like okay after crystal avay who has a large injury history What do you have you have mason tippton divan vele? Their tight end is still juwan johnson like what the fuck are we there's nothing else? Yeah, and sure you got travesty tn now hn but You need you need someone to throw the ball due and the the Ohio State wide receiver has paid off with With alave and now you get another one in carnail tape There's something very aesthetically pleasing about having two Ohio State receivers in the same receiving group. I don't know why it's just It just makes sense to me. Yeah, okay chiefs at nine I think this worked out perfectly for the chiefs and I think they now take francis malinoa The tackle out of miami plays right tackle. He could help with the jail and more situation at right tackle for the chiefs um, yeah Yeah, a lot of science points of the chiefs taking an offensive lineman I just again i andy reid when patchworms dislocated sneak up didn't sneak my homes ever again It's been seven seasons. I really think reid gives a shit about the fact mom's towards a seal It doesn't have to be that complicated I'm just not buying that the chiefs are going to take like a receiver here. I'm just not They're either going to get a tackle or a defensive player. I don't think they're taking a wide receiver Also, everyone's like, well, they need secondary. I'm like, okay dk You're and again dk has all his stuff at NFL draft dot the mirror dot com big boards at the drafts happening While you're listening to this at dk's draft grades off round one you can go to NFL draft dot the rear dot com dk What is the chiefs also at the 30th pick in this draft or 29? 29th pick in this draft 29. What is more likely for the chiefs to get at 29 a Right tackle that can play for them this year a cornerback that can play for them this year or a receiver that can play for them this year Like I would say right tackle are very likely to be gone. So it's like get the tackle now get a receiver cornerback later That's what I think too. That's what I had my my pick too, craig And the chiefs so they have 29 and they also have a second rounder, correct? I want to make sure that's right. Yes. Yeah, it's like I think it's 40 like Take your wide receiver there Yeah, I receiver cornerback makes more sense to me. All right, giants are at 10 here. All right Is texture lauren saw the board? This is I think this has worked out. Lovely for you. I've this is going to be what gets you over the dexter lauren's departure Sonny styles at five Caleb downs at 10. Yeah All right, that means is that the sexiest combination you could possibly get By the way, I'm not doing trades. That's not the point of this. I don't believe in it I'm just these are the players I think we'll go in the first round and it's like and I think these players will end up on these teams If there's trades that get them there, whatever, but you won't hear a peep for me if the giants get Caleb downs at 10 I love Caleb down so much. He's gonna be dancing Yeah Not bad. I've it's look at you you one fifth at the top 10 you end up with sunny styles and Caleb downs That's not so bad. We'll have to get patrician to coach all these guys Okay 11 dolphins, it's like I mean Where do we begin? But I'm gonna give them vega. You wanted a guard at a Penn State Oh, I like that Want to run the ball? Just beef. You need some beef. You have han and you have malik willis and it's like we need to run the fucking ball Let's get a big meaty guy in the middle I think that's smart for many reasons including I think ass kickers don't Want to go to my like you're miami you can find receivers who want to live a cool life to come to your free agency But mallers You bring them to miami out of you know, they want to just like be in the north, you know You have to get the ass kickers in the dress you have to change the perception of of warm cities like miami Yeah, and los angeles Um, okay feel good about that one Cowboys is where I start to get a little bit my sources are thin in dallas. I don't have I don't have a great relationship down there Because of a couple things they really keep back in college. But yeah, oh wow So I currently wanted to give the cowboys a defensive back And I went with somebody who I think talent wise Would go this high had they not gotten injured. I'm gonna give them germaugh McCoy Who is coming off an ACL but ran at the combine and ran fast. He was ran like a 4 3 at the combine So I think over man sir delaying you think your name would be the number one cornerback. Yeah, did I stutter no Well, you kind of did you kind of the beginning was like one long stutter Oh my god, this is like kreg fighting with the comment section when you post your mock draft He did start with a long story. I don't have great stories with the cowboys. You haven't seen the godfather. No I just said that I think the only thing that that I would say about that is there are a lot of sort of indications right now that McCoy might fall because it's um He has to have more work done on his knee. That's sort of the report and so there's some worry that he's got like Degenerative something or other and and he might be the guy that falls but the kregs inside his knee all health Like if he's healthy and if teams feel comfortable about his knee then yeah, this is his range My sources told me that he was kind of trending to be the first defensive back off the board But there you go, but look, maybe you're right. Should I should I should I swap him for delaying? You gotta trust your gut. Your gut is the ultimate insider kreg. We gotta trust the process. Well, yeah We gotta trust the process here the injury stuff worries me But okay, we'll tentatively keep him there and then we'll see because there's another spot we can talk about later So the ram's now at 13. This is the via the falcons Wait, so are we giving that you're gonna check back in later? I think we have to make a decision I think the delay is there you think delay, but you're the insider, you know, if you know, let's do delay. Let's do delay I like that Let's do delay Did I start her? And then I change it I can't wait if this is wrong. I've draft. I hold mock draft because of some comment on twitter You draft that that was so funny. I mean you just go back change it if draft night they take mccoi at this spot I'm I ruin craigs. Look, I tried to talk you into keeping mccoi there because I'm afraid to do that But yeah, well, I'm not afraid I'm afraid to be like talking you out of what would be a great guess I'm afraid of I want to hear what craigs insiders say the rams craig and his best friend brother Sean mcvay Um craig just texted mcvay and was like who you taking? At this point, it's been long enough a lot of listeners don't know craig actually did produce a pod here at the ring with Sean mcvay and p p trigger and um, you went to mcvay's house and he called you his brother, right? Well, he didn't say my brother. I don't think I don't think he was like you're my brother I'll do his brother. It's like a vg. Hey It was kind of just kind of common man slang. It's like whole kogan. You know, I'm not whole kogan's brother But he calls me that. Yeah, but I mean at this point This was the year that the rams won the super bowl was that off season I produced flying coach with mcvay and peter schreger And mcvay was the best love that dude With that said, um, I didn't text him. I don't need to I have my sources You know, I don't have to talk about it. He's busy. Yeah, right I don't agree with this pick, but this is what I think they're going to do And I gave them mcci lemon You wanted to give them jordan tyson. I did but I don't think they're going to do that because I think that there's a lot of uncertainty Right now surrounding the rams wide receivers for a multitude of reasons including pukin de koo is off season and Devonte Adams is age and injury history And I think they need somebody dk's comp for mccarlin was dug baldwin And I and that's kind of like an old reliable Fucking dependable tough and like to me that fits the rams mentality and what they need this year Is somebody like that who brings a diversified skill set but also brings something that you feel like you can rely on right now Jordan tyson just feels a little bit too risky for me. Yeah, they're choosing sort of like They're marrying the good girl versus Like whatever because yeah right now Jordan tyson is is scintillating because he's got all like the movement skills whatever but the injury history A lot sort he's just higher So do you think jordan tyson got dinner with shot with uh, joe shane and shon mcfay was like Honestly, probably Yeah, lemon on the rams would be awesome. I mean, you know, he's probably not as versatile as some of the other guys mcfay has but he can block his ass off, which I think is really important to guys like rams. Yeah If they'll catch me to staford you need to be able to snipe Really fat like you you need to be able to catch matt staford's going to throw you passes in places You did not expect or like well that's on this type of you know Progression I might not get the ball and then you turn around and it's fucking there and like mccarlin's really good at that Dude matt staford turned golden tate into like a hundred plus catch up guy How do you how many catches did he have in detroit? He had 99 90 91 92 catches in the four years. He was in detroit with uh with staford Less need was like, you know, joe shane's meeting with jordan tyson. There's another guy who drafted jaylon hyatt. We're good Although mccarlin and and jord jaylon hyatt both won the beletnikov. So also derogatory Yeah, roman of silence for jimmy garoppolo who seems like he's retiring for the rams Um, oh is that right p to the yeah, there's a report that he's considering retirement considering retirement. We're gonna have to um Crown the new hottest quarterback in the NFL if jimmy g retires Oh, that's actually that could be an entire episode. We should be like a build up and I'm actually gonna write that down right now replace you like i'm gonna put that down on our like a bracket Yeah, we can have people vote. Yeah, we'll do that over the summer. Okay. That's good. Okay, 14th pickier baltimore You guys are gonna be surprised by this We love it and I think you'll disagree Okay, but this is this is This is kind of what I feel is going to happen and both what the what the boots on the ground are saying I think they're going to take jordan tyson Oh, yeah, interesting I think the ravens need need new blood on offense and I think they need new juice They have they have blood like they need transfusions for all the players who are constantly hurt. Yeah Yes, right. They need to go to germany. They need to do like the the postal service team I think jordan tyson's so negative. So that's pretty good uh, I did not I didn't give them kenyon sedeek the titan because I think jordan tyson is just a much more dynamic player on the upside is way higher and to be honest like You look at baltimore's receivers and you have zay flowers heading into year five of his contract And I feel like you know what zay flowers is we know like He's a solid player, but he's not a blue chipper And then you have rishad bateman again, and then you still have mark andrews and is they likely left And I think they need a difference maker in the passing game and i'm giving them They're going to take another shot at a first-run rider seever I can see it. I can see that That's by the way, that's required every time I say a pick you have to go. I could see that I could see that I could see that I I you know, it's funny. I could see that's why I'm drives on podcasts are so funny Because what can you say after somebody gives you their fucking pick wrong? It could happen. You're like, yeah Well, this it's good that we can you know, we're friends enough to yell at each other because I think it's funny about the jordan tyson Of the ravens. I do think this is a pick they could make I also think what's perfect about jordan tyson the ravens He'll fit in right with zay flowers and rishad bateman when he gets injured on the sideline He fits in right with zay flowers for all the unnecessary steps. He takes Um to you know to run around you know him they'll look great on social media flowers Is this allergy to running up for the field their tiktok accounts are going to be huge exactly and then I also think jordan tyson was a problem Jordan tyson also can do a phenomenal job like demanding a trade for the ravens when he doesn't have a thousand yards But he's clearly really good and he'll be great on the second team. Yeah, he'll be sick on the cowboys in four years This episode is brought to you by amazon life's full of little surprises like spilling coffee everywhere five minutes before a meeting We're reaching for a diaper and realizing the bag is empty Kind of like draft night. You think you know the plan then everything changes look life can be unpredictable But everyday shopping doesn't have to be with great savings on essentials amazon helps you cover the basics And there's surprises because when life throws a curve ball, it's nice knowing there's a place you can count on amazon save on essentials save the everyday um Okay, moving on 15th pick bucks A key messador out of miami. He's old Bucks need a guy who's good right now Todd bowls is Todd Todd bowls doesn't want to lose his job. This is a rock solid defensive pick that they need I think I've mocked I've I've mocked messador to the buccaneers several times I didn't change my mind. Do that make sense once. This is the only pick. I literally refused to change my mind on Which means it won't happen. No, it will not happen. I just it just every time i'm there I'm like, yep, let this messador to the bucks makes too much sense The buccaneers the buccaneers definitely go for the trenches though. I've spent kind of a theme for them over the years Jets at 16 As we know the jets the jets didn't record an interception last year So now I will be giving this they didn't record an interception Dude the stat that rory macaroy has won two masters since the jets last intercepted fast They didn't record an interception. Uh, I'm giving them germa magoy the corner out of there we go That makes sense. So they got arvel Reese at two and germa magoy that I mean look I Variance picks but the upside's out of this world and then I think and then DK what is that enough? In your opinion to bump the jets up to number one in off season 5 100% okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was just thinking about how my grandparents had not left Europe Because of world war two yet when the last time a team did not intercept a passage Jesus Okay, where are we 17 lions um lions need talent on the on the offensive line I'm giving them Monroe Freeling the tackle out of Georgia. Hmm I think I think popular pick right now. I think right around now. We begin a run of kind of tackles I think like half of the next 10 picks are going to be tackles I I think this makes so much sense and if not, I think this is the team that takes vega uani I think I think like yawana or freeling Goes to the lions. I think that's a good call a lot of people. I yeah, I've seen proctor to the lions as well I just don't think that's gonna I think people give that to him because he's big and and huge But I think the lions want the mentality of someone who kicks ass Craig don't get it on your phones. Are you on your phone? Who you calling calling jen cambell? No, no, I just I I didn't sleep last night because I was on the phones And so I needed a little juice so I opened a convention. It spilled on my desk. Oh, no This is why you get an ivy and a bed pin. I needed some sustenance. Okay So the lions min row freeling tackle. I think the next pick is another tackle I think minnesota is gonna take katin proctor out albama. Hmm Wait, I'm writing this down. Who did you give to the jets? Min row freeling. Oh wait, sorry. Oh wait. No, sorry the jets germa. McCoy lions min row freeling vikings Uh, kate and proctor hyphids. I'm tracking it in my my mock drafting if you want to look at there Oh, I'm keeping it tracked separately. I love that. We're not we're both not communicating as we track this. I'm also writing this down uh, okay so Yeah, that'll tracks sure. Yeah, you like that. I could see that Yeah, no, I could see that I could see that lines take alignment. Yeah jets Interceptions, I could know I could I could definitely see that I could see germa. McCoy intercepting a pass for the jets Yeah, yeah, I can see that You know, it's funny. So I got emails from some people who can't make pictures in their minds And so they literally can and they can't see that right interesting. They could read it. They could they could think about Yeah, wait, so who you giving the vikings here at 18? kate and proctor at alba Shore up the offensive line for kyler. There we go Do you think but can kyler see over kate and proctor? He's like six foot seven almost six foot eight It's all about passing lanes guys. That's a good point. I didn't consider that Just All of the offensive linemen are tall. We don't have to have this discussion Would you would that actually matter to you that he is so tall and kyler is so short like Actually, if he was a garter center, you have to bring it up during the four month process tackle Probably not if you like he's trying to hit a slam. He's got to throw over kate and proctor. It's gonna be hard All the all the vikings interior linemen are like five seven just circles It's like tom cruise it's like everyone in there and this set has to be kind of short Do you think do you think kyler murray wears any kind of like lifts in his shoes On the field no on the field like like a like a padding maybe in the bottom of his shoe that gives him an inch Why wouldn't you try it? I might make it might mess with your like balance and whatnot You're like a giraffe out there considering you can have them custom make it for you. You know what? I see what you're saying you make it lightweight. Why doesn't he get his legs lengthened? Yeah, surgery that you could definitely afford you just break them you break them and medieval. Yeah, whatever. What's it called? I don't know. There's a wall street journal. What does the word what collvicular does with his bones bone smashing? Yeah, your bone smash your legs. I gotta say since we talked about collvicular. Yeah, that man's gonna tear me I think he peaked. I think you're gonna be yeah. It's kind of downhill for that man Okay, let's keep moving the 19th pick carolina. I'm giving them a safety dylan thenamin out of organ. There we go Been waiting for this guy. Yeah There's been connections with him. I think the panthers could have gone in a bunch of different directions I debated the tight end kenyon sadeek for them, but They need safety help and I and I there have been connections The podcast that i'm listening to that the two of you have never even fucking heard of have Have connected dylan thenamin to carolina interesting. Okay. All right Next pick you ready dalis 20th. Oh keldrick falk The end. Wow. Auburn You like that? Wow I could see they like that. I could see that I could see that this is also one that people A lot of people have been saying this one. Your sources have been saying that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the ones I've seen Or heard from that. I've heard other people talk about that Mock drafts are the fucking best like it's like we're that that's like the 20th pick I think even though that's a million things could have happened in the first 19, but the 20th. I think this is gonna happen um, okay, you know the secret to picking the uh, the cowboys pick is just going and reading dane brugler's mock draft Because he he's like connected there. So we're fine. He's sourced up. Sure. Yeah the I do wonder if the cowboys trade down what did brugler have been doing? I do wonder if the cowboys trade down from that pick because I kind of think they want cj allen Who's like, I think the cowboys trade back the linebacker out of georgia. Oh, yeah, someone's gonna trade up for linemen I think the cowboys want to pick back because they gave a second to the jets I think the cowboys want a second rounder next year or some a third rounder and they Trade back like five spots and they take cj allen. Anyway is my gut But we'll see tk yo I want to talk about pittsburgh at 21. Okay I want to give them a tackle and somebody that can replace Uh, broder jones on the left side of the line But I know guys like the kid the guy out of arizona state whose last name I can't pronounce lo mu. Oh, sorry Yeah, oh, uh, hannah chore. Yeah. Yes. I'm right tackle. Correct Yeah, I played right tackle. Yeah So who's the left tackle is it kehlib lo mu? I want to give pittsburgh somebody on the left side of the line Yeah, it's lo mu would be I think sort of the answer there because he is a left tackle. He moves really really well Um, I think the problem is he's just he's known as a good past Pass blocker who needs to develop as a run blocker, which is pretty common coming out of college game right now Um, but he is I think more of a developmental guy. That is who I gave the Steelers and my mock jav Uh lo mu and I don't know for sure if he's Quote on quote pittsburgh material or whatever that sort of teams think he might be soft, right? Um, I don't know. I mean unfortunately running out like Blake Miller Yeah, if you can pass block though, like they can teach you how to run block. I feel like Pass blocking is more important I think and bro and broder jones can't do that. So well broder jones also Jeff 33 year old quarterback get a guy who can pass well Well, yeah, roger's won't say if he's coming back or not Which I still think that he literally this is entirely about he was embarrassed by the pyramids thing for otas And it was tell him he's back after otas It's still embarrassing though that it's the draft that he like josh allen's at otas and roger's won't even tell them if he's coming back chefter though did uh right this week in a that this roger jones loved tackle for pittsburgh He had a set back to his neck injury and he's going to be reevaluated about whether he's going to be ready for training camp So like that's a guy that very already had given up on anyway, by the way before that happened So I do think they need a left tackle. They definitely do Okay, wait, how do I feel like tommy on it? Wait, so wait, which one are you giving you giving them kaleb lohm? Are you giving them like no someone else? I think lohm was the only left like real left tackle left. Let's go lohm Did you do freeling already? Yeah, freeling went to detroit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay Steelers might have to move up before we move on mike tommy gonna be on nbc Sonny football this year or he's gonna be on the desk the pregame desk He should be in the booth He'll be he'll be great. He'll be fantastic. I I do think that I know sometimes it doesn't quite translate Sometimes where it's like the really charismatic coaches like don't translate to the the desk But I do think tommy's gonna be really good. Well, first of all that show you did with mcvay and schreger Didn't you say tommy was your favorite guest like both on and off camera? He was like the coolest guy the fucking man is so was rihim oris. They were on together because they worked together in tampa Um, there's he's just he's just the best So I think tommy will be really good on television because even if he does the thing coaches do where they're like I want to go back. So I'm not going to be mean to anybody. I'm not going to say anything honest tommy has so many phrases That even if he speaks boilerplate phrases as tommy's just like if you go to halftime and he's like look man There's a thin line between squash and grapes and make and wine. I'm like, yeah, fuck. Yeah, he's so right Sure, we're just gonna charm the hell out of us, you know Okay, so we went lo-mu We went lo-mu I think that's fine Okay, the charge is here at 22. You know, I struggled. It's like I didn't know if I should give them another They they in theory have two good tackles who were both hurt last year the guard situation at at 22. I'm like DK I gave them the manual mcneil warren the safety at it's only though because I think they need safety help and he's just fucking sick and right like the the defense needs help and and You know hard about going that way because I I couldn't if there was like a vega uana there I would have been like absolutely, but I feel like in this spot DK. Is there a guard that you would slot in at 22 I mean I don't know. There's there are if i'm looking you could go With a guy like well a henichar from arizona stay we mentioned I suppose you could move him to to guard and have him play tackle if any of the guys get hurt again So that could be like you get you get a little bit of that versatility. I think he's played a lot of guard, but You also have blake miller from clemson who was a tackle, but he could be a guard. There's the orgin guy pregnon Pregnant From texas a.m. I think you and ruttledge from georgia tech those are guards that are rumored to be going in the first round I know you're not doing trades craig, but I think that in this situation one the charges only have five picks And I they tried to trade back in the first round last year But with the eagles the eagles tried to trade up for uh, i'm forgetting his name the alabama Oh, uh camble Geo gamble geog. Yeah, so the oh they try to trade up for him Okay, the eagles took geod gamble, but they try to trade up for geod gamble the chargers and the eagles did not call in the pick On time they like so they the chargers had a pick o'marin hampton But I think the chargers are going to move back just because they only have five selections And if you take a guard, but the brap like the eagles behind you want to tackle the browns behind you want to tackle like other teams Probably want to tackle the cardinals who jets might want to move back up and get a quarterback tie simpson So I think the charges are a trade back So that's just up to you craig of how you want to do your fan fiction mock draft Of whether you want to connect player to team. I want to do the integrity exercise I'm not really doing trades. Well at the very end of the first round I want to get into got teams so I think could trade in for certain players But I want to stick with I'm just going to stick with my pick with mcneil warren the same manual mcneil warren Which brings me you mentioned this hife. It's 23 with the eagles. I think they need tackle help lane johnson's old I'm going to give them the arizona state guy max. Oh that would be infuriating if they do that Like in a good like it was a good pick for them that makes some again They replaced jays they got jason kelsey's replacement at center a year before jason kelsey retired Lane johnson's coming back this year, but he's been thinking about retirement getting lane johnson's replacement right tackle A year before lane johnson retires. He's just a no-brainer especially with Jeff stoutland the offensive line coach being run out of town I'm seeing the pronunciation craig is e honnichore e honnichore That's uh, yeah, I I did I did think long and hard about if the eagles trade a.j. Brown To wherever to the patriots I did think about the eagles is like taking densel bosson or something. So that's worth talking about so shifter basically it's Adam shifter basically reported That what has been rumored that and I think this is true that the eagles are just have a handshake deal with the patriots to deal a j brown And it's a mix of the eagles want the lesser cap it that they'll take if they do the trade after june 1 And I also think that's a little bit of a shield that howie risman actually prefers the first round pick in 2027 in 2026 and I think that howie risman the back of his mind is I'll in theory this is going to be about the money but in practice It's actually going to be about the patriots might offer them the 31st pick now But if the patriots missed the playoffs next year that could be like Yeah, the 14th pick in a way stronger draft For the eagles and so I think that that is yeah, I do think the eagles have that deal kind of in place with the patriots And then a j breads gone. So I agree like they could they could go receiver here because to be honest I think people I don't know we've talked a lot about like I still don't know where I stand on if I'd rather be the team getting a j brown or losing a j brown But the eagles if they don't if they trade a j brown and it's like davante smith Dontevian wicks avian wicks The offensive marquise brown marquise brown and dow scott. I'm kind of like immediately Worried about right filly's offense um, there's like no number one on that team and And they've struggled to run the ball last year and jalen her I I don't know I think it's kind of dicey quickly, which is why I really considered like maybe they do take a densel boston Who's like very different from all those web receivers they have on the roster I think that is though why the eagles doubled down on the offensive line because it's one thing to have that receiving core But you can't let them get bad and so I the other thing just worth noting shifter mentioned this is it seems like the vikings are going to change jonathan granhard who's the Like an edge rusher for the vikings who's been good, but they have dallas turner And I think maybe granhard wants to move on get more money I think the eagles are the team to get granhard So I think the eagles could go edge rusher which they really have gone from the deepest team That they don't really have that many anymore to right tackle receiver I think they draft right tackle round one and I do think they trade a second or third rounder for jonathan granhard for the vikings Okay Which speaking of densel boston, we have the browns at 24 I'm giving them densel boston the browns need a wide receiver desperately. There we go We got finno or fauna. Sorry spencer fauna in in at the sixth overall And then you turn around and give them densel boston So the travis hunter trade in this situation would be the browns trading Trav the pick that became travis hunter for the pick that became mason graham The defensive tackle was great last year and densel boston among other picks one of my sources craig his name is daniel jereby I don't know if you've ever heard of him. I'm listening to shit. That's really under the rear Can you imagine if I was like, I've never heard of that I think he said on a podcast that the the worst kept secret or whatever is the the browns want to come out of this Straf with a tackle on a receiver with their first few picks. Who knows obviously weird stuff happens, but that's exactly what you've done here I mean, you can just look at their depth chart and kind of right conclusion Maybe it's because their linemen are from that kind of time craig the linemen are Dude the browns linemen are from the browns the texans the chargers and then two years it goes bears yeah Just a frankenstein offensive line you got logs. I need logs I love densel boston so it kind of pains me to put them in cleveland, but I do I know I'm already like Grimm a thing at who cleveland picks this year. I'm just gonna be sad about it Part of me is like literally whatever water see for goes to the browns. I'm like, well, he'll be irrelevant this year I thought about like if carnell take us to the browns, what do we do with them? We're like should we just like gentlemen's back like don't exactly well rank him Like like you're like, well, we should put him in the seventh round. It's like, uh, actually there's no chance You're gonna be happy's on your team. No, no the the reports from the I guess it was a non-manusatory OTA's whatever out of cleveland today dylan gabriel is the leading to group when they were doing seven on sevens he threw a pick to a Invite player who I don't even know I didn't recognize the name coach your son. Who was it? Maybe maybe maybe it was just a ball boy guy Um picked him off Red his eyes, you know, um, and then I think who was second or maybe it was either shudder or watson And they also threw a pick so not not like a great vibe start for the browns offense so far Tough I am I gonna say what I'm thinking god if boston goes to prouns and would be sad. I know Okay 25th pick chicago. I'm giving them The chicago needs defensive line help in my opinion. So I'm giving them peter woods How to cleanse then shy halloud shy allude Which speaking shy allude we can get to dune. I saw I saw some clips from that. Oh, I had that in my notes that At the end of this mock you're gonna tell us about the dude through trailer. I mean unless you well, it's not the trailer I saw the first seven parts of the first 10 minutes of the movie. Honestly, just tell us right now You want to know I want to know wait or should we tell you? All right, we'll do it at the we'll do it later. We'll do it later So you could just tell us later when we're not on a podcast that people listen to I'll do it. I've talked to two of you not like I'm saying like do you want to know what happens? Or would you rather just see it when you see it? Oh, I want to we'll do it at the At the after we say goodbye You will tell us about the first 10 minutes of dune and we'll figure out what we want to know or not But that way we can throw the needle here. Craig. I read spoilers on online. So I'd rather just know Your favorite part of the movie is the wikipedia page Yeah I'm not gonna watch the quiet place, but I read it wiki. We have only so much time on my hands. Sure. Okay bills next up TJ parker the the defense event at a Clemson. Hey, that's what I did too. Hey, look at us We must have the same sources. Hmm interesting Don't love that. My sources are usually exclusive to me Who are they talking to other people love that podcast? Um, Craig. I just looked at their roster So You know sometimes that is the best source. Who's got time for that. They need pass rushers Um 49ers at 27. I gave them Blake Miller the offensive tackle out of Clemson. There we go. I could see that I could see that You can see that you like that. I could see that dk. Wait. Can you say I like that? I said I could see it I didn't say it like Damn it. I could see it Well, he's been he's been very durable Which is important if you're going to san francisco one of the other funny things about the draft is sometimes they'll have all these Stats and stuff and then line minutes. Blake Miller 47 starts and then there's nothing else Best ability is availability. I heard he like broke his leg or something and he'll even miss one one off season practice sick I mean that matters stud. His bones are about to disintegrate near the substation. So he needs all the help he can get disintegrate I Okay, the Texans here at 28. I'm giving them Kenyon's to deke the tight end of the organ the Texans. Yeah, that's right Um, I don't that's not what I that's not what I heard on other podcasts I agree with high fits in that. I think Kenyon's the slightly overrated and I think he's gonna go a little bit later than people think and I think Houston outside of of Nico Collins, I don't think there's I mean you have jayden higgins feel like a good solid rookie year of jail and nol the tight end That they extended 30 year old Dalton schultz for one more season um, the Texans weirdly like don't need a whole lot and Um, they just need CJ strad to play well and and maybe kenyon's to deke can can can help with that a little bit I think you would help a lot in Their screen game, you know, because he's good blocking in space. He's also good at catching screens and running. He's got a ton of speed Yeah, so it's like it kind of an extension of the run game a little bit He could help out in both the pass game and the run game. I think so. Yeah, this is a good pick I had him going this next pick To the chiefs. Yeah I gave the chiefs as we said earlier the chiefs lost both corners So I gave them christ johnson at stsu the corner. There we go Um, I I think the chief's getting a tackle in a corner Makes sense and I think That their wide receiver room is fine. I like that. I like that And then you can see that I could see that you can see it or you like it I think the chiefs are just gonna take a receiver. I could see it. You can see it. Yeah. Yeah, I like it Okay, and I see it um, okay Continuing to we're almost done The 30th pick miami miami has literally no wide receivers. I'm giving them kc concepts the own out of a and m I like that. I like that you like that. Thank you. I like that. Thank you. That means a lot And then okay, so so the last two picks I feel like the Patriots and the seahawks I'm giving them. I think people are going to be trading in Not necessarily for those two picks, but I I think tie simpson and omar cooper will be selected in the first round And I'm just penciling in the cardinals trade up for tie simpson at 31 and the jets trade up for omar cooper at 32 The jets oh, okay. It's interesting Wait who the jets took McCoy jermon mccoy and rvell recently trade up for a receiver that makes sense I could see him fitting on the on the jets in their receiving group. You can see it. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense Like if you're building a basketball team at receiver We'll run after catch. He's tough physical I do think tie simpson's gonna go on the first round Um, and I think someone's gonna trade up for him and to get that fifth year. You have to get the fifth year and so um I think there will be movement at the end of the first round for guys like tie simpson and a wide receiver like maybe omar cooper And there you have it. I like see how I see it Cxgm john schneider had a press conference yesterday and he basically was begging Anyone that wants to move up. Please we are we'll take anything. Yeah to move back. We desperately want to move back We only have four picks Which maybe indicates that not a lot of people want to trade up But I think once once we get to like on the clock here it might materialize Wait, great. Hold on before we finalize this. Are you are you getting another call? I hold on Omar what's going on? You gonna fuck us again take a shitty alabama tackle you son of a bitch By the way, not omar cooper. That's omar con. Yeah Anyway, it's probably a terrible receiver too. I heard from erin last night. Are you gonna fuck us or what? Aaron's gonna sign this week. Don't you worry? Yep. All right. Wait ask him how the pyramids are Uh, I I did go to the pyramids there in last year. So I'm hoping to go again, but he'll he'll be there early august. He'll be there. All right I'll see you. All right That's that's just omar. That's okay. I call him okay Okay Because that's what I feel about his draft strategy Right, it's okay Actually, he's not been terrible. Anyway, that is that's the conclusion of of my mock. I feel really good about it. All right So a continuation of this a brief continuation or any other takeaways? I have an email that That is a really good uh segue from the mock But if there's any other takeaways to the mock or anything, so well, just first we'll just remind you We're gonna have a show off the thursday night round one friday night round two We'll have a wrap up on sunday We'll have more and then like two more shows next week and then again Every week all year like all summer like we're not going anywhere We are going places but we will have an episode every week And then stick with us for fantasy season if you discovered this during the draft then you were You could maybe go to play house if you listen they you made the playoffs and if you were titillated by our unique blend of expertise and um Whimsical mental illness then I then hopefully you had fun and you can stick with us for the fantasy football season so and the nfl so Uh with that said can I read you guys an email? Yeah, please please So this is great for decay because kreg just said that cx are trading out But this is a great email from um tommy or t-bone t-bone So t-bone emailed in Tommy Tommy Why was that funny to you? Don't know why that got me. Tommy So Tommy writes that this was a take purge, but it was really something else. He says I don't he says Basically my take purge is I don't think the cx are going to draft a running back this year at all Okay, and he says every mock draft I see has the cx either taken janear and price at an order game The end of the first round or mike washington jr at the end of the second round And I understand the conventional wisdom here due to the cx lost ken walker and free agency was the super love vp And zack sharpening might miss a huge chunk or the whole season with an acl tear and However, basically a yada yada yada thomas's email here is tommy here He says basically he really doesn't think the cx take a running back. So he says I want to tell you Here are the terms of the bet. This is tommy here are the terms of the bet I made with my friend He's also a cx fan. Okay If the cx draft a running back with their first pick Either the first round or just the first pick the cx make I owe my friend 200 and he gets to kick me in the nuts as hard as he can. Oh my If the cx draft a running back anywhere else on day two But not with their first pick. I owe him 100 dollars. Nobody gets kicked in the nuts If the cx draft a running back on day three, so four five six seven the rounds four five six seven Then my friend owes me a hundred dollars But no one gets kicked But if the cx do not draft a running back this year My friend owes me 200 I get to kick him in the nuts as hard as I can And he has to buy me around a golf at chambers bay, which is worth 150 bucks When a year from now when they've recovered from their nut kicks Not specified So deke I want to ask you since we're a very serious draft show. Yeah, you know craigs are insider. You're a draft expert Do you think thomas is getting kicked in the nuts? Or do you think he's gonna get to kick someone else in the boy? I think there's a good chance he gets kicked in the nuts. I don't I lean. No, he's not gonna get kicked in the nuts I lean no, but I wouldn't make that bet frankly Because I'm what if it was with me What if you got to kick me in the nuts because I know you want it right so like um Would you that change things? Yeah, that that is that's an interesting variable Like how much does he hate this guy? That's his friend like imagine if it's like me Let's assume that it's like a me and you really I mean I don't want to kick you in the nuts We have like funny arguments. I don't that doesn't mean I hate you and I want to kick you in the nuts Also getting kicked in the nuts is like way more aggressive than it sounds Like I feel like saying the phrase oh you get kicked in the nuts You think of like a funny comedy and a guy if you actually fully kick somebody in the nuts It's crazy. It's like one of the most painful things that could happen to you so Based on the scene that how I'll do the guys think these guys are third college 23. Yeah, he put his age. He's 41. Okay Drew up on jackass. Oh, you know what that makes sense because they've probably already had kids and it doesn't matter anymore Right, right. I already was almost 40. Is everybody snipped in this situation. It's like implications here. Maybe you can Discuss maybe it's kind of crazy that For how often dudes get hit in the nuts sometimes very violently that like the testicles are okay Generally the testicles are okay You know what I mean? Like think about how many times you've been like hitting the nuts in your life and like those things are just hanging down there It is crazy that they're outside your body. Yes, just hanging around and they're like they're very vulnerable Very vulnerable part of the human body. I would say they're not the most Structurally sound they feel penetrable like a lot of a lot of the most important Organs in the body are protected by fucking bones Like a rib protected by a cage of bones Your your testicles though, they're just in a bag. You're brain is surrounded by a fucking skull And your testicles are just hanging out brain gets a bone wall heart gets a bone cage Uh I can't believe that like when you get kicked in the nuts your testicles just doesn't explode immediately Well, sometimes it does craig. I know it does, but I'm surprised doesn't have an old time I think those people lost millions of years ago were lost to evolution. Like I guess yeah, it is interesting Yeah, maybe testicles are much more resilient. They must be than I'm aware. I don't think they're that resilient People get hit in the nuts all the time. I know It is funny though the phrase oh it takes balls to do that. It's like balls are pretty weak and pathetic Yeah, I mean I mean the slightest tap can give you nausea for 10 minutes It's like I'm a headache You have to like bend over and breathe for seven minutes It's just like the international signal of getting hit in the nuts like there there was a game A couple weeks ago where Cal Raleigh this the mariners catcher took a ball that like ricocheted off the ground right into his nuts And he just just doubled over. I think the only thing that you double over from is getting hit in the nuts And he was just sitting there like breathing it out and in all the announcers everybody in the fucking stadium know exactly what have it And they're just like kind of Chuggling it off, you know, like he's gonna need a minute But yeah, it's tough. I someone sent us this video the other day to the email that was two dads playing cornhole But they weren't playing cornhole. They were lying underneath the cornhole boards and they positioned their nuts underneath the circle And it was just the winner was just whoever hit the other But they were like lying so they're like lying down throwing them like this from over their heads Trying to hit the bullseye in the cornhole and the winner hit each other in the nuts first And I gotta tell you I thought it was one of the best videos I've seen on instagram in like years I was I just couldn't wait Something that women would never think of in a million Send we want more of those games so send us more emails more things that Men do that women wouldn't do it is funny how we'd laugh so hard at people getting hit the nuts like America's funny some videos for the early years. I'd say like 35 of the videos were just a guy getting hit the nuts Yeah, why didn't we evolve that way where we're just like it's so funny. It's just like he got hit the nuts We're like he's like he's out. He's gone. I actually this is actually an interesting question. Why is it funny? I don't find his pain so funny like I understand why a far most injuries are that funny Like when you watch most injuries, you're not like ha ha hilarious. You're never concerned for somebody to get hit the nuts You're like, oh that must have hurt. Look at that. Yeah, because I you know A slip into fall like a prat fall in old movies like a charlie Honestly, it's probably like from that era. Do you think getting hit the nuts was funny a thousand years ago? Or was that recent? Oh, that's a great question. Is it like a universal truth in human history? Yeah, was it like charlie chaplin getting hit in the nuts and everyone laughed at a movie theater and then it became Popular or has it always? Yeah, like, you know, there's like uncontacted tribes in brazil Like we should see if like if we kick so if we get kicked in the nuts there Like do they show them the video of the old man getting hit in the nuts with a football from the simpsons and see if they laugh Isn't that what it's from? I'm trying to remember. I don't know How could this how could you confuse the simpsons with any other media? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's from the simpsons But anyway, it is interesting Um, anyway, this guy wants to kick his friend in the nuts. I feel like that's a an interesting friendship They really want to kick each other in the nuts. I would never do that. I want to know more I would never kick either of you in the nuts. I'm sorry anymore emails ringer fantasy football gmail.com If you know, uh, when kicking people the balls became funny or if it always was funny I want to get an email that says my dad invented kicking someone in the nuts I invented it Look, kregg's getting a call dad. Did you invent this? Uh, okay, we got an email here from i'm redacting their name. Oh redacted our bone Uh, this is so breakfast Uh, everything bagel breakfast everything bagel half with almond butter half with mixed berry cream cheese You all over and a handful of blackberries and then go over and again You said everything bagel with almond butter Half almond butter half mixed berry cream cheese with a handful of blackberries and a glass of chocolate milk Fuck oh chocolate milk. I love chocolate milk. Jesus chocolate milk is like a vice. It's too good But also if you work out a lot, then you're like, you know, it's actually pretty good protein workout and you're like, fuck that's sick Okay, so last was it two episodes ago. We talked about we have this Consulting firm we're gonna start called name brand and we're gonna tweak people's names so they get better branding um Again, marvin harrison jr. Great brand, you know, yeah kyle harrison sucks so This email is from i'm redacting it. He says I work for a large home builder Somehow the responsibility to pitch names from new communities has fallen to me I feel like we've heard this exact We were offered it and we didn't respond so hence to someone else So now he says basically whenever a new community needs a name I come up with some names check for trademark infringement And then I send the batch directly to management who selects a name and I remember in a past episode You wanted to name a street clois box lane or something stupid and figure this would be a fun opportunity To feel the potentially name an entire neighborhood So if you have a name that you'd like to throw out for the community, let me know and I'll add it to my next batch Keep in mind name needs to be somewhat defensible. I'll submit what you want But if you ask me to submit a name like piss club park, it's suddenly not gonna work so I think emails that ringer fantasy football gmail.com if you're listening to show you have some ideas But we need to figure out what we want to submit some some submissions to name this neighborhood We need to find the perfect blend of Funny but also we can get away with it. Yep. It's gonna be right on that line The corner of Clark and hogback. Yeah, but we get a corner. Yeah, is this a street or the name of a neighborhood? Neighborhood, but if we're lucky we they have a lot of streets that they name in neighborhoods and we could just go bananas inside We can't just go What's the name of the neighborhood and the rest of development sudden valley. Yeah, that just sounds like a salad dressing. Yeah, we should what if we call it hidden valley? But speaking of that, did we get a bunch of requests we requested something for the Arrested development quote that the guy oh we got oh, I have those two. Yeah, okay. Don't worry This is a good one. You know think of a neighborhood name. Can we stop cloice? She was called neighborhood cloice if we imagine the neighbor close box The cloice imagine we were named a real-life neighborhood in america cloice and there were hundreds of people that lived in a place that we named cloice I live in cloice. Yeah Fern Fern box Her name was fern. Fern. Cloyce is fern. Never gets old Okay, email us if you know what we should call this neighborhood. I also asked you a couple episodes going to email us So again, there's a pastor who's now the substitute pastor At his church and he fills in and he asked us to he always slips in an arrested development quote into a sermon And he asked us for Easter. We missed the deadline But the next time he fills in he's gonna do it and so we asked for some suggestions That of aligning us to slip in and they can't be sexual or curse or anything uh, the ones my favorite ones That people emailed in We're one just I mean steve hull Just hands up steve hull steve hull just kind of slip him into the bible Yeah, my favorite someone has anyone in this family even seen a chicken Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken Chots All right, I don't know why that's probably the best bit from the show None of them know how to do a chicken Oh Man Someone also suggested i'm gonna hit the jubb, but he's like i'm gonna turn a hundred dollars into a hundred pennies shoots him out of his Shoots him out of his sleeve. That's good You feel there's yeah, I I honestly I think the answer is does anyone in this family even see a chicken The funniest part about the job thing shooting pennies out of his sleeve is like All the people in the board meeting are like rav honestly trying to get all the pennies Like they have no money in their life Emails for those but yeah, I also think neighborhood names. Oh my god That's up there god You know what else I just randomly reminded me of when she's like when uh, uh, oh, what's the sister's name? Uh Oh, fuck. What is it? Fuck Lindsay Lindsay and Lindsay's like i'm going to the wetlands fundraiser He's like are you trying to save the wetlands or destroy the wetlands and she's like Uh All right another one here from scott scottie that has a rock scottie check that this is your brother Breakfast is 20 ounces black coffee a couple spoons of peanut butter Hmm so this is about craig to you have a simple spoons of peanut butter. I don't know for the protein That probably takes a while or something Say lollipop Stuck to the roof of your mouth It's only a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth Uh Craig, you know, we don't really delve into the take purge. You know, I don't really know who I wasn't there But um the what? Exactly, I don't know. Hmm. But somebody milled in apparently they craig had been talking about sleeping underneath his pillow I said that on the take purge. Oh boy. Sorry And craig wants to burrow under his pillow quote like a doxin Uh, that's what you said interesting I have no memory of that. Hmm. So scottie milled in I like craig sleep under my pillow on my stomach looking to burrow and From ages 11 to 21. I slept on a 1970s style couch that was built to last Baby and the cushions were worn perfectly so the couch was always pushing your body into the back or crevasse of the couch Right giving me an auto burrow Uh, he says I sleep with my elbows out hands in under my neck and face It is an amazing sleeping position with one drawback every week or two. I wake up with both arms dead asleep I know that's what I was gonna say. You have to switch because your arms fall asleep. Oh, I don't do that. Yeah, so he he sleeps like this Uh, yeah, I think so and they've become guard reels to keep me from rolling over to my back to get the feeling back And so Yeah, he basically says I want to know if craig has this experience that craig's arms fall asleep while he burrows No, I don't I don't do that the elbows out under my head. What do you do? um Like arms down by your side. It's just like flat. You're dead. Definitely sometimes It's like I said, it's why it's why like growing up my mom thought I was dead every morning I was like I lay there like a course Why did you feel comfortable like like like what does liz make of this when she walks in and you're just like sleeping They're dead with your arms by your side your face. Yeah, we've been together long enough You know, this is what it is. But the first time must have been pretty rattling. Yeah My friend brian sleeps like a vampire. He sleeps like a fucking crypt. He stares at the ceiling in his hands And uh, his wife now is the first time she saw that she was like jesus that is You know, what's nice about it though while it is a little bit quirky. I'm I I'm not bothersome, you know I'm just kind of doing my own little thing. I'm not spreading out I'm easy to deal with in that regard You'll be shocked to learn i'm not I'm sure all over the place Night terrors Jesus christ, I don't even want to know up to the legs. Oh my god, lins are going everywhere I'm just like at war with the sheiks. I'm just like oh, Jesus christ Pulling them you gotta do the like european thing where each of you guys have uh, your own blanket Oh, actually that's a good idea Fuck actually that's a good idea. I'm gonna look into that right when we get off the show You know what I've always felt I think that if you have the luxury of doing it. I understand this requires Some money, but I think married couples should have different master bathrooms Oh master bathrooms. Yeah, I think you should just have different bathrooms Tiki what you think I thought he was gonna say different beds. I was like this is gonna be an this is an interesting take Here we go. No, I think although to each their own, but no different bathrooms. Look, you know, you kind of keep keep the mystery alive I totally agree with this if you can if you could somehow do it I know that'd be weird to have two bathrooms in the same room, but that would be weird if you could like either Imagine it was like one side of the bed you get out you walk in that direction That's one bathroom and there's another one on the other side of the room That would be great And one has like really nice hand towels and nice soap and one just has like one like towel that hasn't been washed in months clearly And it has like a flat screen tv from like 2004 on the wall in there I think it's very common though craig to in households with multiple bathrooms where the man has like a shitting place Yeah, oh, yeah, he's got to go downstairs to Shitting his little hut. Yeah. Yeah, that's we should blow that one up all you want Yeah, yeah, you got one that you blow up. I do agree with that in principle. I do too. Yeah Um keep the mystery alive An email from here from connor con breakfast was con bond conbond conheads breakfast was bacon egg and cheese on an english muffin the smoothie Fuck yeah The super bowl should be a best of three Whoa Blew my mind played once a week It should be three weeks in a row and they should be three super bowl three super bowls three weeks in a row should be a series And the best of best of three wins. We don't have time for that. You know, you know, who'd love that the fucking nfl I read that and I was like, I don't know about this But the nfl in 30 years when they're running out of ways to make money is going to be like, yeah Private equity and you know that more games own the seahawks. They're gonna be like fuck it Best of three super bowl three halftime performances. Could you imagine though? It's kind of an incredible idea I feel like in 50 years this actually might happen Do you I mean it would be it would be more fair, but yeah, is the game shorter in any way or is it just for three full games? No, it's the same game one neutral site one one in each stadium Oh interesting Is the the the rubber match is in a neutral stadium Maybe the first game the team that's favored or the higher seed gets the first game at home Something like that. I don't know. Yeah This is doable. I see you like everyone's listening to this half the people probably like you're idiots one person at the end It fells like, oh my god. How have we not thought but you're not doing the rest of the playoffs this series It's no, I can't know. No, it's just super bowl too many games dude, I it's so dumb, but it's It's I think it's the highest level thing. I could actually be like it's 30 years. They're like, yeah, no, we're gonna do that There's something there. Maybe there's something there Uh, a lot of people sent us this the met. Did you guys see this trade in baseball this week? Yeah, yeah, then the uh, I got tagged in this a lot. Let's say they had the All-time all-time name the uh the Mets The washington nationals made a deal with the Mets. They traded cash for dick. Love lady Richard please. Richard is Richard. I'm traded cash considerations There's just something funny about dick is love lady paying cash for for dick cash for dick Cash considerations for dick. Love lady. Where did the love love lady love lady surname? I need to hear the history of the love lady surname. Who gave a child's last name love lady and they're like, we're gonna go with Richard I mean parents, I don't know man Do you think He got a lot of like rich loves ladies growing up yeah Love lady is kind of a cool last name dick changes things, but love lady's kind of cool dick love lady His name is richard tyler love lady Dickie wikipedia says his nickname is dickie dickie love lady god I think this guy's 30. He's our he's like he's our garage craig. He's a 30 year old guy made rich. He's married Uh to his wife's name is maddie Maddie love lady maddie love lady. Yeah without the dick. It's really fine Love lady is kind of cool. The dick is the dick That's yeah Apparently there's uh, I'm looking up the the etymology of this name It started out as a nickname and then just kind of stuck as a last name So it was literally like this guy loves lady. It was like old dick love lady over here It's just like then he'd fast that name on to his son Right old hands over here and then a hundred years later. If some guy's name is andrew dicks for hands Dicks for hands It's german Jeremiah pedias thinkers Old motormouth over there the name appeared in yorkshire england as early as 12 97 old dick love lady Oh my god, okay After we say goodbye we can figure out a way to figure out what level is spoiler we want but craig We can talk about doing right now we can talk about doing right now and if people want to hear it again Nothing, it's the first seven minutes of doing three, but you saw the where were you again seven? How many times you go seven? I saw not 10 seven 10 All right, I can see that I can see that Again, like I it's not it's not there's no like crazy spoiler I could just describe the scene but some people I knew are very and I totally get it like don't want to know anything All right. Well, if you don't want to know anything about doing three Turn it off if you don't want to Craig saw all 10 minutes to do three He's gonna tell us the entire movie Um I'm losing it We we saw it at cinemacon and it it blew my fucking face off. I was vibrating in my seat It was I think better than any footage from either of the first two movies. Oh Wow, can you give any context of what's happening or is that too much of a spoiler? Yes, I mean it's it's turn if you don't want to hear this part turn it off Turn it off. Yeah, I would describe it as saving private ryan in space. Oh, oh my god It's like it's like fucking storming normandy, but like in dune with with Space alien technology or whatever you want to call it. There's like a there's like a giant space turret laser turret That is descending upon this beach and it is Fucking unbelievable. I've never seen like a laser Feel and rattle me the way that this did in this movie Blew my face off So it's like the beginning of save private when they're storming the turret Yes, like the first like 20 minutes or what that 15 minutes scene of saving private ryan when you're just like It's so visceral and you're just in it and you're like in the sand with all these people and you're like things are falling off You know the debris is going everywhere. It feels like that but in the world of dune and When the clip ended everybody like looked at one another and was like shit Like uh An exhale in a slow clap. It was it was like truly an edge of your seat experience. Yeah, I can't wait That's fucking sick. Wait. What is dune 3 coming out? December Do you have any other? memorable movie experiences that you've had this a similar Like visceral reaction other than I guess private ryan is a good one. Um, I would say I didn't see that movie in theater though Oh, yeah, the one that comes to mind is I remember in I was like in seventh or sixth grade or something went to uh The original Jurassic park. Oh, and the scene with the t-rex Just dismantling the car and that whole thing. Yeah, god spoilers. You'll never forget that. Yeah a movie from 1995 or whatever um The other one which is super random and you'll probably laugh at this Uh, the last samurai with tom cruise the scene where the ninjas like attacked the village I I had the exact same experience where at the end of the battle or whatever everyone like looked for looked at each other like Oh, like what the hell was that? That was incredible. There's like I'm for some reason I vividly remember doing that in the theaters I think the I remember seeing inception in the theaters and that move. Yes, like blew me fucking away and I went back and saw Three that's a random for our age. I think the Christopher Nolan movies is the dark knight and dark knight were crazy And interstellar. Yeah, though. I walked out of I actually I don't know how many movies I remember walking out and like I actually remember the moment but it is It's half of them is Christopher Nolan movies. Yeah, I saw interstellar opening night at midnight with a bunch of friends And we were all just like blown away Dude, I it's I I do remember feeling hung over after project x. I saw that in a theater and I walked out and I was like I feel like I just went on a two day bender Wolf of Wall Street is the only one during the movie. I was like, wow, this is this is I can't I just remember looking at my Watch and just being like there's two hours left in this movie I thought that was the greatest moment of my entire life was that there were two hours left in Wolf of Wall Street I die at the end of this movie. It's fine. I guess that's the theme uh the Oh, what was I gonna say? You just the project x the 10 minute thing It was killing me. Yeah, it's a crap. I'm glad about the 10 minutes routine. That's great. I'm trying to fucking say seven minutes Oh, that was good It's like Goddy. Okay, it's like the Chris Farley skit were Sherry otarian will ferrell or like talking they're like an end. When did you do that? When did you do that? Oh for the weekend you stupid bitch Oh my god Oh, that was fucking hilarious When did you see him? Oh my god, thank you DK. Thank you Craig. Thank you ever to stuck around for the first 10 minutes Thank you Okay, thank you Carlos. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you all. Thank you everyone Stick with us for the draft weekend, but also stick with us after the draft. Uh, we actually get dumber and uh I'm already planning what we're gonna do for the odd we're gonna do the hottest quarterbacks at some point this summer Post jimmy g we'll have to do some for the odyssey Thank you, Chris. I saw a scene from the odyssey was sick How long I didn't I didn't I didn't time it Thank you lord Lord lord Thank you the grass roots craig. Do you know this one? I don't think so. This is a band. I saw this I knew that this existed. I didn't really know the specific history of it But do you know creed bratton the guy the character from the character on the office? Oh, this is his band He references like touring in the 70s or the 60s or whatever with you know, I forget who he said jome jet or Fucking whoever and um That's his band the grass roots. Wait, is this real? Yeah. Yeah. I knew he actually was in the band He's like, yeah, we we toured with so-and-so and so-and-so. We had a great time. I thought that was a joke He did this. No, he fucking lived it Get the fuck out. It's pretty great. It's that that's like well known office Yes, it is well on office floor Yeah, you can I just sent this photo you can see him there in the middle It's very funny. Wait, let me look at this creed bratton Just goes by his real name on the show too legend. I know so good Creep well imagine getting creed bratton like his full name I know sometimes people take like their real their real first name in shows just to like whatever He goes by his first and last name damn. He's 83 He's still making music and stuff Uh, he's on his on his socials. He does stuff. It's pretty interesting He grew up in coarse gold, california a small town near yosemite coarse gold coarse that's Interesting is that just like a they lied about there being gold there last the last Madera county's last surviving gold town and his uh, that's nothing interesting I really just spent time on that Imagine everyone just go on west california like i'm gonna find gold. I'm just gonna find enough gold. Yeah That's crazy Now what's what's the equivalent of that like starting an instagram account? I'm gonna go viral probably covering fantasy football on the internet for me to go viral Anyway, creed bratton all-timer legend grass roots. Have you listened to the music? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's not bad. I like it Wait, hold on his wikipedia after a disastrous appearance at the philmore west in april 1969 bratton was asked to leave the band What the fuck did he do? He was too high Recting through the inside story of rock and roll's best kept what on earth Him just landing on the office is so funny dude random It sucks to get it sucks to get kicked off a band that goes big You know you always hear these stories about some drummer that was in der vana for like a week and then after that they You know blew up or whatever. I'm hanging onto this show by a thread Super song right, you know It's like 30 years from now you guys you just gonna be like the new chair rogan like yeah, and then hyphates He just couldn't it was seven minutes. 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