Marcello Hernandez’s SNL 50th Photo Shoot Mystery & VERY Late Super Bowl Hot Takes

In meantime, Marcelo comes back. I think he didn't even have a shirt on, which when you're 28, you just, what? What happened? My dream of stealing him without a shirt on. I love the way you don't, you're already thinking of the next joke. You accept anything I say. I like to roll with it. Sometimes they talk fast. Yeah, but you can get a sense of it. Yeah, it's gonna be about. I have the most janky setup Dana. Okay, Webster dictionary. What's janky? Janky's like sketchy, like. Is it? Screwed up, like. Is that what it means? When you see a guy, like the guy that kind of walked by me and started and told me, I don't think you should be here on the street when I was walking. And he just goes, I don't think you should be here. I go, cool. He was somewhere between fully homeless and like a normal guy. And I'm like, normal. Like a dressed up businessman. But I'm like something's janky about this guy. He's, first of all. I've always said this, wisdom flash. Yeah, you get like a gut feeling. I go, something's up. And plus who walks up to me out of the blue in the middle of the street and just goes, I don't think you should be here. I'm like, great, gotta go. I would say we gotta help the homeless. But what are we gonna do with the clueless? Yeah. Yeah, that was my wisdom flash. I'm giving myself. I apologize that my c-c-c-quarter zip. C-c-c-quarter zip. Yeah, it's fine. You look like a professional golfer. I look like a professor or a golfer. Can I give you a jean jacket? It's kind of army. Everyone needs a jean jacket. It's badass. That's not the stolen one though, is it? No, wait. No. Oh, yeah, it is stolen. Yeah. We laugh. I stole it, but that's when Marcelo, one of my new best friends, he got my dab sweater. And he's the last one. A sweater gate. We didn't even clear it up with him. So I can't, I know, because I have to remember that I, but I didn't steal it. I said, because I saw the price tag, it was like $100. Can I pay you for it? They said, I'll be right back. And then I guess it was like two and a half hours later, they said, all right, you can take it. Oh, that was for the New York magazine. The magazine started on the cover with Molly Shannon. It's not illegal, is it? Whoops. I think we were on the cover. No, it was a fold out six covers, but I think we were number one. Oh, God. That's just because of the artistic, you know, we had a phone booth or something. It was nothing to do with me. I was looking at it going, who has the most super famous people that would be on the cover? And it was, they tried to even it out. They'd go with someone from the really old school, SNL, middle, they try to mix it all up. Yeah, I was, it was quite a thing here in Swarovski. Bob, what is it? Can you read it? I love you like I love Montana. Okay, okay, Billy Bob. The LSD. Yeah, I'm a native from Montana. You know, there's no one from Montana. Archie Bunker, Karlo Conner was from Montana. Couple of your stepbrothers were from, you know, swampy Steve, your cousin was from Montana. Joders family. I guess you didn't get to fly on the wall, mug. Yes, I did. Well, Montana gets its day. Come on, man. No one's hating on Montana. Other than being cold, I think I would go up there. So in summary, we never figured out this Marcello thing. You lend him a sweater and he thought it was trash because it was old, but it was old and cool. No, quite the opposite. You were perfectly opposite. Okay. I bought the sweater at a gap in New York City. This gap $20 sweater, it just fits perfect. Not too tight the thing, you know. So I brought it to the place and I for the photo shoot with Molly Shannon and others. And then I had my eye on this because they had me wear this in the shot. And I went, you know, I've tried jean jackets on before. This one just fits nice and the color. So in meantime, Marcello comes back. I think he didn't even have a shirt on, which you do when you're 28, you just, what? What happened? My dream to see him without a shirt on. So being the charming young man he is, he goes, hey, do you have anything I could wear or anything? I go, well, I hadn't put the sweater on. I said, well, you could take that sweater, $20 sweater. So we put it on, fit, he loved it. Last I saw of it. No, but listen to this. I was at that shoot in a cool fucking jacket. And after two hours of photos on the scaffolding, he goes, Spade, let's try one without the coat. I go, I just have a white T-shirt. I don't like wearing a white T-shirt. Too pale. I never wear one. He goes, wear it. Oh, you'll wear it and roll up the sleeves like you're fucking knickey. That's right. And you, what? Now you had a pose on the cover of New Yorker Magazine last fall, 50th anniversary of SNL. Could you duplicate your? Was I doing this? Yeah. Oh my God. Worst case scenario with a goddamn photographer. And who was it? David LaShapal, somebody big. I'm like, this is how you get girls to take their tops off. This is how it is. I did whatever he said. I get it. Photographers have the power. I'm like, he's like, lose the top. I'm like, what? I'm as brave. But then you made a muscle and Chris Rio, so one of them cuts my hair. She looked at it and go, oh, I didn't know. I've never seen David in that kind of thing. She was cool. Listen, he goes, well, never in a trillion years use it. And I go, OK, so for sure we use. Anyway, on the day, I was dubious as well. Like, who is this dude? Chappelle? Isn't that Dave Chappelle? No, it's not. Somebody else. But when I saw what he did, I kind of went, OK, he's great. He's brilliant. He knows what he's doing. He's good. Brilliant. I just like to put up a little stink. Yeah, you kind of when you walk into a set, you know, people walk in and say, when you walk in, you just a lot of energy is around you. You know, people start to look. People were hammering the set. And when you walked in, the whole place went quiet. I love the way you don't. You're already thinking of the next joke. Except anything I say. I like to roll with it. Yeah, OK. I don't drop the pot. I keep going with it. A pink. I have a funny test for you before we get into your weekend. Oh, right. Here's a test. I have a test for you too. Go ahead. Heather can do it in her head to see if it makes sense. OK. You say the letters are. OK. Another letter are. And you say and in between. So say it kind of casually. Are. Are. No, you say and in the middle. Oh, are and are. Yeah, I'll say it. Are and are. Right. And they say, if you say it like that, it's it's like saying, oh, no, an Australian. Are and are. I thought you say, in between, I thought I was supposed to say are in between. No, you say are and are. Are and are. All in all. And that becomes Australian. Yeah, it sounds like, oh, no, you go are and are. Yeah, instead of oh, no. Can you hear it? Yeah, are and are. Are and are. Instead of oh, no, I got you. That's how it sounds in Australia. It sounds like oh, no, no. I see. Are and are. Are now. Are now. Are now. Want to. Are and are. Don't make me call. Shrimp on it, baby. Can I do creative math for you? Sure. This is artistic math for creatives. One and one couldn't be two. I'll fail. It might be three and it could be five. Okay. There's no answer to it. One and one could be two. It might be three. No, one and one is two, but it could be three and it might be five. I don't get it. You don't get it? All right, let me let's. You got it, Heather? No, no, no, no. No, we're both lost. It's not a math thing and it's not a puzzle. It's just in, if you're in a creative mode, anybody, you kind of jump outside the logical lines. I see. So artistically, you look at it from different outside the box. It's not a hard answer, you have to say. Yeah. You know, it'll be the last thing for AI will be a killer AI standup. But when you thought of that bit watching porn on airplanes, you were in a creative thing. You weren't just, hey, funny porn people on airplane, you took it out. When I was saying R and R. R and R is what soldiers would say when they're let off the base. Take a bit of R and R. It's relax and rest. R X and relaxations, for sure. I'm going to call fucking Australian guy to help out show. Australian is tough. Is it? And there's different versions of it. Like some are very super hard Australian. And some are almost ununderstand. When I watch a TV show and there's English from England and there's especially Irish or Scottish or even Australian, I have to watch the subtitle. I can't keep up. I like subtitles anyway because a lot of these shows and a lot of these live streaming shows, and I've had my ears checked, they kind of garbled the lines and what they say, you know? And, wow, we're going to go down to man. What? That's like, we're going to go to the store, you know? People liked in the comments that you said, you and Marcella, were talking about the importance of not yelling your lines, but just the fact if you swallow the beginning of a sentence on SNL or somewhere where it's live or in a movie, they just, they don't totally get it. And you miss kind of a laugh right then. And then it throws the whole thing off a little bit. And it's so easy to do. I come down at the end of my sentence is so much it's criminal. I don't know. I would say there's probably like 10 metrics that would go into a performance in a sketch on Saturday Night Live. I remember one of the notes that Lauren gave between the dress and air show last fall. It goes, because they were in a couch or something. We're kind of looking at each other, we're in each other. I needed, you wanted to have a sense, the audience knows what you're doing. You know, so you sort of cheat out slightly. You know, there's a lot of tricks to it, signaling that you're having fun. And, you know, but articulation. Well, isn't that special? What if she said, oh, why isn't, oh, yeah. Whole thing was one that's special. Yeah. And if you said, what's what was your catch phrase on there? And you are. And you are. And this is regarding he would know you because. And that's sorry. It's so crazy. You are articulated. Um, I'd like to insert a short sketch. Right now. Yeah. For fun. This is going to be wrong. It'll be very short. I've done a Japanese man in an earthquake. He's totally safe. Now I'm doing a British gentleman having a conversation when an earthquake hits. Okay. Well, I mean, we may go to the fall, may go to the lake. I don't know where we're going, but it's just something to have. See what happened to beautiful tumbler. And I like chumbler. So it's getting a little more. It isn't it. Yes. Well, it's in the old. She bombed the body. Oh, that's Australian. Ah, what the fuck is going on here? I was in sea. Whoops, I tapped out of my. Oh boy. So I went blank. 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OK, well, that's crazy. Didn't even cross my mind because they had to get them out there fast. They all ran out and plop down. That's kind of cool. That is kind of cool. Look, what do you want to talk about first about Super Bowl? Half time or the game got a bunch of stuff. Talk about half time first and I've other. OK. I would just say. That it was like a short film. It was brilliantly filmed. They didn't have any glitzes. They got them running around, you know. Oh, yeah. Unlike Ken look Lamar, which is the wide shot and all the craziness from this way. He was contained almost like a steady cam. Yeah. And and he's going through and then there's all these sort of Easter eggs about this. Like that there's power outages a lot in Puerto Rico. So he climbed up the thing there. And then he always I mean, if I went out there, I can't sing or dance, but I would love to have a hundred people with me following me everywhere I went because there was so much energy. I mean, Bad Bunny was rarely isolated. He was just like it was a massive energy flow. So that's, you know, I give credit for the effort that went. They practice that because you have to. It's like a it's like an in one shot. You're doing the whole song. Yeah, I'm moving. Didn't have to come into frame. The marriage proposal, they said, was real. I'm like, I could go to that wedding if it's one second long. And they did. There wasn't one thing where someone's looking off wrong. I mean, they kind of like. Yeah, I'll give them that. They were really. Check it was by the taco stand. He goes under the boxers. And then he comes up here. Yeah, I mean, that that part you had to go in a studio or somewhere. Map it out to scale exactly. My only problem with it was I felt like at times, not always, but at times he was singing in Spanish. No, that was your your set. But I was great. It was. No, it could have been French. I mean, I mean, it was a different language. Fine. I think that here's a way for the people that were mad that it was in Spanish. Here's a good happy medium. You do a song like. That are the La Bamba. You got to meet us in the middle. Give me one word. Then I know one word that I wait and then I pounce on it. I get ready. I get ready that that that that that. Well, there was a lot of. I know that all I got was one word. That's all I need. There was a lot of stuff that you didn't really have to know the lyrics. When you have a wide stance and he would grab his crotch and thrust forward. I kind of got a sense that the song what it was about. Right. Like even rap, I don't know all the words. Sometimes they talk fast. Yeah, but you can get a sense. No, yeah, it's going to be about pussy. But Dana, I feel. Whoa. Hey. Oh, look how happy he is. So funny. I was waiting on that one. You're just sitting on a gold mine. I heard and now this is sort of a thing. We're going to have more countries. Artists from other countries come in and do the Super Bowl in their own language without subtitles. So next year is Claude Claude von Schlauze. Go ahead. How huge and he is. I've gotten one of the. I can't really sing, but. Sharp. And here for the Super Bowl half way time. Sweden, her and a skirmish earned. Yeah, he'll be riding a tank. How. And see. And a fair. So I think great. I'm sorry. Drive here. Boom. Sex. Even off knowing Zane. That's German. One to 10. OK, here's another thing. OK. Oh, by the way, the one over on Fox with Kid Rock or whatever it was on, it was on. Yeah, TP. No, no. Turning point. What's it called? Yeah, I think they needed bigger stars if they want a competitive something. Kid Rock has great songs. He and people know some of the songs. Absolutely. They had other people on there. I didn't know you have to bring out bangers. You know what I mean? There were three country guys I'd never heard of and Kid Rock. I read their names. I'm like, I don't know that. I know. So if you're going to have a competition like, hey, we're going to pull you over here. In living color today, I think that's how it started. They did a 16 minute sketch show or 15 minute sketch show exactly at halftime. And it was live and a lot of people went over there. All right. That's because they were just doing marching bands and stuff. And they're like, yeah, oh, no, we have to have a we have to keep them. I think that started the whole thing. So they just needed a better, better product. I think that bunny is a global superstar. He gets like a billion views, a Spotify, whatever. He's the world's coming on to him as an artist. And there also was energy around the whole ice controversy and what's going to go on. So it was sort of like, you felt like you just wanted to see it. And you're hearing that he might wear a dress. He's going to do it only in Spanish. So it was must see TV over on the thing. It was like, I'm kid rock who I like. But, you know, I mean, it's that you have to do something that's a little more exciting. Like sure. But also it was just like so in the moment of what's going on in the world. But I have to admit, when they play football games, when I'm watching the Jaguars every two weeks and they're in like Berlin and Spain, it's not as exciting to get up an hour or two earlier to watch them with crowds that don't really know exactly our football games. You know what I mean? So that part, I know they want to go global. I know NFL once games in every country. They are. They were in Berlin. They're adding games every year, adding games. And that one's like on Peacock. And then the other ones on HBO Max, you're like, just what happened? Let's just we want to see all the games. Give me a pay package. I can see them all. But we're not going to fix that today. Oh, here's a good thing. Sam Arnold. Oh, yeah. What I just said. That was the story of the Super Bowl. A guy who came out third in the draft on his way to be an All-Star NFL quarterback, got in the wrong team or the wrong system, long story short. It's like he was with the Niners for a bit. The Jets, it's eight years later. And by the way, this is inside football. Don't lose me. Not that inside. No, this was just interesting that Russell Wilson, this All-Star MVP quarterback, Seattle decided to trade him. And what they got was massive first round picks. And that's why their defense, like four or five guys could point to, they're superstars and that's for him from Minnesota. And he was doing great at Minnesota. That was a yeah, I was. Yeah, he's he's at all time great quarterback. You know, anyway, he really sealed it. But the funny part was he they give you extra money for the Super Bowl on top of your salary. Yeah, yeah, they did. Two hundred and seventy eight thousand. And I think he. Walked with either seventy one thousand or no, seventy one thousand. Could I just because you have to they get they get involved in the California situation. Yeah, and there's a sports tax. If you're playing up of tax. Yes. Yeah, you actually get the two hundred and seventy thousand. You give it back to the government and then ten thousand on top of that. Yeah, we can look it up. I sent in something about I want to say two, two things. One is the Super Bowl for a lot of people. The football game is beside the point. If you've ever gone to a loud, chatty football party for them for the Super Bowl, there's a lot of people getting cocktails and talking. Oh, you know, the game is beside the point. The commercials, the pageantry, all the jets and B2 bombers going overboard. Beginning is fun. It's a big advertisement for free market American capitalism. And I just want to throw this out and I'm not kidding. NFL, you've had a music act for 40 years in a row. And these two dandy lions will come out. Oh, even we'll do we'll do. David Spade and Dana Carvey will do 15. I'm going to announce this now. We'll do 12 minutes each of stand up. We'll bring out Nikki Glaser at the end. They could have everybody out there. Well, they should get some stand ups out there. I know. We're we're just so looked down upon. No, we aren't. Here's my last Super Bowl thing. The Streaker. Now I'm taking a shocking stance. I didn't like the Streaker. I don't like the Streaker. I don't like the fun of the Streaker of the 70s was kind of funny. Now it's right. He's got brands on his back, brands on the front. Yeah. That's on himself. He bets there will be a Streaker. This is what they all do. And then he tell all their friends bet on one of those predictive markets. Lauren Vegas. Yeah, there'll be a Streaker. Now if you're betting on it and then you streak, you win. They win. Pauli Marks. I stupidly bet with their own money, which they can trace back. But I don't think they should give him a payout. Because he wore pants. That's the first thing I would say. If I was a casino, that's not a Streaker. The Streaker has to be naked. That's nothing. That's Marcello at the photo shoot. That's like, who cares? Before I gave him my sweater, but I'm not bitter. So that's a problem. And then they don't tackle them hard enough. I do want them to hurt the guy. That's part of the fun. Watch the guy clown everyone clown everyone. Fuck you, everybody. And then one of the football players ran at him and he slid like a puss. Oh boy, did he slide. Oh, the slide. Oh yeah. Because of course you can beat the 250 pound security guy. Make him look dumb. So all these guys, all these guys get, he also did a decoy. That was the only smart thing he did. He had a guy jump down and right when that guy jumped down, he jumped out. So everyone turned to get that guy. He went around the back and he won all this money and got all his brand money. So I would say they got to check them way harder. Do you know his name? No. Oh, well, let me just look him up. Super Bowl. But the Super Bowl was so boring, I guess that was like a car chase. The problem is they won't show it on TV because they don't want to encourage it. But yeah, obviously you're going to see it on clips after. He has 29 million followers on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. I just looked it up. That jackass. Hey man, I don't, you know, there was, this is old timey alert. The Oscars was as big as the Super Bowl. Now it gets 2,800 people and the Super Bowl gets 140 million. Something happened. But it was huge. It was 80 million when you would, you never saw movie stars except the Oscars. Yeah. So David Niven is this guy at a mustache. He's pretty issues in tons of movies, very erudite. I like my earthquake character. So he's out there live and there's a streaker behind him. Went right by him. The crowd was going like that. So he's thinking for the ad lib. He said something effective. Never has a man gotten so much attention for the shortcomings like a dick joke. I remember that clip. Check it out. Check it out. Clip it, send it, ship it. Shine it, wax it, pluck it, tag it, squeeze it, tag it, rip it, hold it. Flap on the bing bong. So Dana, for the buzzing around, this is the segment we always do, sponsored by Five Hour Energy and the return of their confetti craze flavor. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Big birthday energy. Wherever you go with this, plan your confetti craze party at www.fivehourenergy.com or Amazon available now. So I give you three people and a scenario and you do three impressions, but you have to make it all up. Okay. So I'm going to make it a little harder for you. I'm going to give you, because Trump sometimes names things like Gulf of Trump or Gulf of America. He's been naming a lot of stuff lately. Yeah, that's true. Be Trump naming things and if you can work other people in, just work other people. I can't think of anyone else. Okay. We're going to rename Greenland. We're going to call it Trumpland. Trumpland. And if you look at it, you think about it quite frankly. It's the better one. The better name you could think of. We're going to call McDonald's. We're taking out Mac. We're taking out Mac. It's going to be Donald's a billion sold a billion sold. We're taking out the Mac, but we're just going with McDonald's. We're going to do it with McDonald's. I thought it'd be Trump, Donald's. But Donald's is better. Donald's, he takes it. Okay. Christopher, Christopher Walken. He's going to, I'm going to rename him. He's going to be Christopher Trumpa walk. Trumpa walk, right, Chris? No. You're going to be Trump, Trumpa cross. No, don't want to be names. Walken, not anymore. You're Trump, Trumpy Christopher, Trumpy, crunchy, crunchy, chewy, walkathon. Timothy Shilomey. Everybody loves him. He's a tremendous actor. Timothy Shilomey. From now on, his name is Trumpa May. I can do it. I have the power to rename him, right? Timothy, you do agree? Hey, man. Can you, can you let it do that? I could do that and more. Ah, Jimmy Kimmel. I'm renaming him Jimmy Triple, Jimmy Triple. You got to love it, Jimmy Triple. Stephen Colbert, Stephen Coltrump. This is good stuff. Everybody's talking about it. And quite frankly, if you look at it, they've never seen anything better than this. Rob Schneider is going to be trope Trider. Rob Schneider is trope Trider. There's your name. I think he already changed it. Oh, I don't get it. What are you talking about? Your name is Rob Schneider, but you're going to be trope Trider. Trope Trider. It's a name you got to get you. I don't like it. I don't get it. Come on. No, no, no. Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny. We're going to rename him. I thought, you know, we had a couple of rows there, but he did a tremendous job at the Super Bowl. He's saying it's Spanish. We're going to rename Bad Bunny, Ted Trunney. He's Ted Trunney. It's going to be a stage name for the rest of his life. And many people are talking about it. They're talking about it like you wouldn't believe. Right? Right, Bad Bunny. Ted Trunney. Trunney. And no, eso es el legal. Es una locura. What you said, what you said in David Spade, David Spade, he's going to have a new name. David Spade is going to, excuse me, the tremendous David Spade is now his stage name is going to be Donald Trump, part two. He's Donald Trump, part two. That's his name. He'll answer to it. He'll have headlines. There'll be Marquis, Donald Trump, part two. You can't get better of that. And finally, Jimmy Fallon is going to be Jimmy Tallinn. Jimmy Telly, Warner Trump. Jimmy Telly, Warner Trump. That's his name. Jimmy Telly, Warner Trump. Instead of that. Warner Trump? Telly, it's like Pauli Wannacracker. Jimmy, excuse me, excuse me. Everybody's talking about Jimmy Fallon. It is Jimmy Telly, Warner Trump. Telly, Warner Trump is his name. What do you think about that, Jimmy Fallon? It is insanely crazy. Nearing, nearing it. 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Hey, do you want to say something? Let's go to the stories. Here we go. Let's go. Pop us the news and we're going to really die. Stop spreading the news. Okay. This is... I can't even read it. All right. For the people at home, I just want you to know that, though. I don't know what he means. Okay, let's... All right. For the people at home, I just want you to know that those... those grasses... Look at this. There are people... The grass was real. The bushes. There it is. Look at that. They're all walking off the field. You see it? They're wrapped. No, it totally makes sense. That's a wrap. Oh, good. Totally makes sense now. Because how would they get them off? They need a crew of 100. They got to walk off. That was kind of a brilliant idea. But they should have interviewed one of the grass people at the end. That's not a bad job. I am a grass person and that's how I go off the field. They were really good because they were grass fed. I do the craziest thing ever. I just keep going. I'm not an animal. I am grass. I know. I wasn't an elephant manny. Yeah. Oh, boy. I'm not... Okay. There's the proof that the bushes were people. Yeah. Right. Some people thought that about George Sr. and W. They didn't think there were people, but the bushes were people. Listen, soylent green was people. That's a lot of things are people. Okay. Next one. People of people. You know, one of the halftime shows was up with people. Oh, remember that? The 70s up with people, up, up with people. Like a feel good group. Oh, this is sad. James Vanderbeek passed away. Let's see what he says. See if it's... I can tell you, I get myself... My youngest of a piece of advice. I would say just have more fun. Just relax. Don't take it so seriously. Don't take yourself so seriously. Just have fun. You know, I have to say, James Vanderbeek seemed like a great dude. Passed away this week. And already a million dollars in his family's GoFundMe, which is nice. Incredible. Because he can't stay rich forever. I mean, when you're working, actor, and you're trying out there, it doesn't... You have to keep producing because it goes away quick. So I think that's nice. Also, we never got to say our respects and love for Catherine O'Hara. Last week, and we both can safely say, aside from huge fans, I did not barely know her, but just obviously had a crush on her growing up. So funny. So cute. Superb. Hosted SNL twice. And I ran into her a couple of times after that. But yeah, just Canadian nice and so brilliant. Like just one of those gifted, funny people. I mean, in all those Christopher... Christopher... Gas. Gas, sorry. I was just doing walk-in. All those movies. And she was so funny. Man, I'm just so... I just... Cancer makes me fucking angry and how random it is. And just I'm hoping, of all the fear of AI, I hope AI can solve it. Do fucking something, AI. Do something. Now is your time to shine. Show us something. And that would be worth all the weirdness if... Yeah, enough of memes. Yeah. Little cats driving cars. But wasting your time, AI. Get to work. But yes, lost two and it's quite sad. We're going to keep going on, but we had to give a nod to them. Let's see what... That was great advice, actually. Just to take it to people. Yeah, from McBannerby. Yeah. Too seriously. Yeah. I mean, when you're looking at... You feel like it's toward the end, you start listening to those people. What would you do if it's toward the end? What are you telling us? Because now you know. When people at the end of their life, you go, give us some advice. Because looking back, they say, take it. This is what you should focus. That kind of stuff. Well, nothing really matters. It's fun to care about the football game or whatever is bothering you or what do you want to care about. But nothing really matters. We're just hybrid apes on a dirt, cloud and space. We're not quite sure how we got here. We can have theories and religion and think about it. It's sort of like, what? I mean... Yeah. You care about the wrong things. I care about really important things. Okay. What's the next? I just slam you at the end. You just changed the subject. You care about why isn't there McDonald's, where I live. You know, these are your worries. It's nearby. All right, back to the show. I go to Slow Vang. No, that's just cupcakes and donuts and Danish people. Up next, it's Red Flare and his new band. Oh, my God, I'm back again. On that vacation, oh, everybody's been Gonna bring new games, gonna show you now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. New game party. Find new... Dropping hits every week. Find the new slots. On that vacation tonight. 18 plus big gamblerware, total. That's right. Are your ad campaigns lighting up the dashboard? They're not the pipeline. That's bull spend. And marketers are calling it out in... Dashboard Confessions. My boss asked for results. 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Listen to Stavi's World wherever you get your podcasts. All right, IE Alert. What does that mean? Yeah. In Expressway? What is IE? Oh, Internal. God, I know what the IE is. Oh, and the freeway, whatever it is in LA, they can see the inside of your car. Is this good or bad, Dana? I don't know. The new cameras. It seems a little invasive. I mean, every time you go on the airport, you go through the thing, you put your hands up. You're just driving through it now. Yeah. I mean, we're, look, it's kind of like trying to commit a crime if you're trying to get away in today's world with the amount of cameras. Whenever there's a crime, they see them at the grocery store. Then they're at the bank. Like, they're coming out of the house, except with this latest kidnapping. Somebody, if by the time this airs, we haven't found the guy, then that's a genius to commit that crime and have nobody find you. It's very hard to get away with anything. But this, I don't know the idea of it, but I don't love it. Why do they need to see inside your car? I would rather them not. Usually that's a highway patrol, get out of the car and open the trunk. You know, now it's, you know. Oh, Inland Empire. I know I know this because of traffic reports. So it's an inland from LA. Oh yeah. Huge population. Okay. Well, that's just, we're not going to be able to fix that. That's happening all over. Okay. Next one. That was a banger. And next one. I have to do looping today for Busboys, Dana. Don't get loopy. Good night. It's getting closer. It's getting closer. Oh, I can't wait for the end. We're doing final touches. Is this still called Busboys? I feel like Michelangelo on a way going, you know, the Sistine Chapel is almost done. You know, this is me being honest. If it's stupid enough and the best sense of the word, it'll be a hit. It is. It's a little dumb and dumber in there. Yeah. But yeah, just like. I'm the smart dumb guy and he's the dumb, dumb guy. Yeah. And you guys are perfectly cast. Yeah. Okay. Let's say this man was being watched by robot. Pigeon. Okay. You're in your mansion and here this, this happens. Go ahead. We're here. Imagine you chilling, looking out the window. Then this happened. There's a pigeon. They in the bird do some crazy shit like this. You don't know what to do. Spying or just trying to attack you, but on photo grade. Shit is crazy. Y'all. Shit is crazy, man. This guy says it best. Look at that. So it's not a robot. I've seen that flies or mosquitoes, they can do little tiny drones. I haven't seen them personally, but that pigeon, a lot of birds they say, it's such an easy way to hide a drone or something. I don't know what the benefit is. Well, you could make a drone that looks like a pigeon. Absolutely. For sure. That's what that looked like unless that was AI. I could see that happening. I would just say up here, you get birds, a bird sometimes, Sunday morning, we'll see its reflection in a window that's on a door and launch itself at it for like two hours and then kind of knocked out. Birds will come and hit. You ever see a bird hit and then it's knocked out. You think it died? You come back 10, 12 minutes later, it's like, yeah, I got this. I mean, the recovery by, you know, Seinfeld says, oh, you ever? See a parakeet fly at a mirror and then they hit it, knock themselves out. He goes, even if it was another parakeet, don't you think he'd try to avoid the other parakeet? He flies straight at it. Oh, there's another bird here. Instead of going over here, I'm going right at him. But it is at the first time it's ever, yeah, I guess it's no sense that it's, there's a reflective device. Its brain cannot comprehend. I'm not saying they're dumb, but I don't know if they know about mirrors. They're not in nature. No. Actually, water is a reflection. And they do that. I think. In observation space. Just like humans, some birds are really dumb. Yeah, I've met a few. Yeah, boys. We shake the bird. Right. I had a great bit about a bird getting in my old house and I had the doors open and he comes in. And I'm like, oh, and I, because I heard it scared me first. I thought, you know, it was a bird glir. He gets funnier after that. All right. I want to give you an image. So we're in Italy. I've only been there twice. We rent a villa. It was pretty cool out of the middle of nowhere, kind of haunted in a way. And it was a key favorite something. So the bedroom downstairs, all of a sudden you walk in, a bat is hanging upside down. Oh, I can't even describe how off-putting it was in a small bedroom. And it's just like. Refine. And so. Eating our meal. Eating our malice. Just going with a towel and you just go, just to annoy it. It still wouldn't go. It took us like three days to get it out. I don't like. And you slept in there? No, we just, we just. No, we duct taped that section off. We had a good bat scene in Black Sheep. Let's look at a clip. No, we don't have it. Bats of funny bears as well. All right. What's our next one? One more. We got to get going. Even though we have so many, we have so many. This is what? This man. Look way inside a rock as an experiment. Here, let's just see what this. Oh, is that me? Holder in a Paris art gallery. He has been where a French artist has spent a week of his life. He's talking. Yep. Abraham Poinschevel made a victory sign as he was helped from the 12 ton limestone boulder where he has been entombed since the 22nd of February. Get a job. His next performance would involve sitting on eggs in an attempt to hatch them. Well, I watched that one. That's what a guy used to call the guy from New York. He goes, you know, this is a lot of like fake art out there. You know, a lot of these fake art. So that is called performative art. It's really David Blaine meets the, what's the guy with the painting? I can't remember. With the big fro. But yeah, it's basically Bob Ross meets David Blaine. Thank you. I don't know if that guy is as good as Bob Ross. For a million dollars. No. For a million dollars. Would you sit in that chair? Assume it's a porta potty as well. Five minutes. I don't know. No. For a week. Dana, there's not a chance on God's green earth. I would sit in there for more than. It's like getting an MRO. I mean, it's like when you're not close of a space. I doubt he did that. I doubt it. It's too insane. If you're hungry for fame and maybe he's been painting stuff like Van Gogh or Matisse and he's frustrated, he's got a family to feed. I don't know what can I do? You got to get it. Let's get a big rock and put you inside it for a week. Are you kidding me? Fuck you, man. I'm not doing that. Flash to. I could spend 20 minutes in a Bob house. Look it up. All right. Let's do one more and then we'll get out of here. Bob house. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's funny. A Bob house. Easily one of the most impressive things I've seen. Okay. That's an impressive. Hopefully it's impressive. A lot of fly stuff. Oh, this guy's roller skating and he pops one off. From the other angle. That's fly, dude. I don't use the word fly. I don't throw fly around, but that's pretty fly. I use the old fashioned word as cool. It's cool as shit, dude. Yeah. I mean, you got to bend your ankle a bit to make sure it hits that little crescent perfectly. That's the hardest part. That's why I do it. I got it. I mean, I'm guilty. I got into curling last night. You've been, you've taken it up for half a day. Well, I just, you know, they go on there on the ice and it's someone goes, just releases it so gently and the other person just booming the ice to steer it. And they're really frantic. I was, it was a lot more kind of intense. Besides the kid who can jump, do back flips on ice. Freaky American super. That kid is good. He looks like Spade a little bit, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah. He's weighs about 113 pounds. You know what I'm saying? You know what's bad in curling? They don't let you use a dustbuster anymore. You know, it's bad at curling. You have to have straight hair to do it. It's a part of the rules. You can't use a curling iron. No, okay. You have to have straight hair to be, you can't even notice that it's really in the tiny print of curling rules. Yeah. What about crimping? You know, this has been an Olympic moment. I want to finish with a very delicate, please, delicate British upper crust man and a small earthquake. Yes, very good. Well, I've got the drinks and fellas and you know, it'd be a delicate time. Wait a minute. There's no earthquakes in London. What the freak? I laugh at you. It's getting a little more rumbly tumbling, isn't it? In the bubbly, rumbly. Oh, I don't think I like this shaking at all. And I didn't want to cut off the mic and destroy our Wi-Fi. I know you broke it last time. Well, Dana, it was a joy. Yeah, I put it in the top 200 of our podcast that we've done. Oh, we have a gig coming up soon. Should we? Yeah, Lincoln, California. The Thunder Valley, just Heather. Thunder Valley Mountain? It's also a ride at Disneyland where they're playing. Okay, Thunder Valley. I got some North Carolina coming up. I got Charlotte. I got Virginia. I got Nashville. I've got Pittsburgh. What's the time frame of these? No, we're in Lincoln. Say it again, Heather. No, Thunder Valley Resort and Casino in Lincoln. That's me and you. Right. And my plan is, I don't know what happened, but my plan is to bring it. Are you going to bring it? I'm going to try to bring it. We've got it in a day. I don't want to phone it in. We don't like go up there. No, no, no, no, no. No, I go apeshit. I'm going to have local references. I'm going to do at least 300 voices, impressions, church lady, Hans and François. I don't want to go on. And David's going to do a really well crafted. I'm laying out my quarter zips to see which one is perfect for this particular gig. And then I'm off to Durham, North Carolina. I'm going to play as I don't go a lot. So, oh, there it is. Good. Okay. Don't be shy. Oklahoma, Oklahoma, the criterion in Oklahoma City. Come on, folks. The majestic theater. I've played that Dallas, Texas. Two nights. Look at this. Okay. Wow. What are you? Chris Tysons. There's Norfolk. Christ or Hall. I've been everywhere. There's Bill Is the Ryman. Oh, I played the Ryman. That's famous. That's the scene of Rama in Toronto. Unbelievable. Flying the Wall podcast. Oh, it should be a high priority. City, Atlantic City. All right. That's it. We call it Tim. We should do this at the beginning. Oh, yeah. Then I went back with Nikki in May. In Vegas. All right. Thank you, Dana. Thank you. I'll see you soon. 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