Ep 581 - Teenis Fly Trap (feat. Lemaire Lee)

Wow Wow West maybe I'm allergic to Altenaria Fucking bullshit Hey Whoa fucking Altenaria. I hope I don't know what that is Do you know dust mites when you're allergic to dust mites are actually allergic to their poop? That's what gets you there never would even consider their poop not me either I actually have a dust mite allergy and it's the fuck I was breathing in their poop that was getting me Your note bugs pooped. Yeah, they fucking poop. Yeah, everything everybody. They do eat. Yeah, each poop now What were you saying about Trump? He brought peace to the Middle East dude, you gotta you gotta give the man his problems hot dog I Saw the articles I haven't seen his talks. He's a hot dog. I saw him call that lady beautiful. That was He's like, yo, it's up got bad bitch behind me if you don't mind me saying you're a bad bitch anyway Everybody I knew I could do it And every other world leaders like fucking yeah, he did it He did it I mean, I always said before that'd be nice if we just tricked all the billionaires into being like dude If you like you know, it was the best if you really truly give away like a billion bucks you're the man They're like, oh fucking do that. Yeah, yeah, Trump being like you won't bring peace to the Middle East you pussy He's like watch me bitch for real. It's kind of nice. He's yeah, he's also I mean, he's putting out great clips this week I mean, yeah, it's always feeling good. Everybody's kind of the media is kind of on it Like like we got to give you credit for this and he's like, yeah, that's what the fuck I thought but there's one there like Because he had mentioned before about if he can do this he might be able to get into heaven. Did you hear that one? There's a reporter this time on Air Force one was like, do you think you're gonna get into heaven now? And he was like, no, I don't think I'm ever getting into heaven, but Dang, it's just a beast. That's so funny. He's like, I mean, I don't think I'm ever gonna get into heaven But I'm just gonna try to help as many people as I can it was like Don you have no idea how Christ like that actually was yeah, true. That's the actual message You accidentally stumbled upon the real message. Damn how many port people have Christ's deported What how many people it's Christ deported a bunch of Jews at the temple When he was mad You can't even give miss flowers for 10 seconds, I gave miss flowers. I've been giving miss flowers all week But it's alright bring the government back Didn't the Dems shut it down now the gym the Dems can't shut it down What do you mean? They don't have enough power to shut down the government. Yeah, it's a pub shut down Is it a pub shut down? They still control all the seats it shuts down constantly and everyone's like the government shut down and nobody cares It's like because it's shut down 50 fucking times it never affects shit because I don't work for the government Yeah, I work for the government. I'd be like fuck my job's closed right now. I don't work for the government So when it shuts down, I'm like what am I not gonna get parking tickets good? I Don't care if the government shuts down Sorry, I'll tell you what when it does affect me is When there's no flyover at the Oklahoma, Texas game. Okay, that's fucking bulls and there was supposed to be a flyover at the Notre Dame game That's fucking I think F 35. I was excited about that. They for real canceled it because the government shut down I'm gonna shut down no flyovers. I think somebody said I Can we have flown one plane to the Middle East and See if I'm right about the government The government shut down affecting my college football flyovers. They were so hypernet too It's nothing better. I'm sorry for real. I'm really sorry. That's fucking bullshit. Yeah, thanks I Don't take away flyovers You can't have this Yes, you can't affect military flyovers at sporting events the Chuck Schumer have anything to do with this shut down This says it was They basically blame both parties on this one, but it goes back and forth if that was a liberal rag I'm sure it just means it was the left. You can't blame the Dames. They don't have like enough Well, they motioned for something in Congress and then that led to shut down and the Did the same thing so it's kind of like, you know, we're conveniently forgetting about the list He brought peace to the Middle East and we forget about the damn list Yeah, I mean still bad although It's good Kids work at what point do you say like fuck man? All right? Well, never will erase you off Still need less but shout out the peace in the Middle East for now Bill Clinton came out. It was like nice nice work and Trump was like the bills of the man Not a good thing to say during the bucket list I don't want to send his wife to jail anymore Dude, yeah, the uh, I I know a lot of like the people I don't even know what it's called his DOJ or the DOJ have been getting pressed because didn't there like a legend that someone The Trump administration basically was like Let me know if my name comes up in that thing and they'll ask them point blank and they'll be like I'm not playing these stupid games with you Cash, which I'll be you guys can play games all day. What about the fucking crime in the cities of democrat mayors? How about that? Honestly, it's like talking to my dad Just answer the question go home and get a dad Trump's a fucking pervert. Yeah. All right. Well, why don't you go hang out in Chicago? tell me how that goes Fucking democrat bullshit My brother's been calling my parents dams. It's been pissing them off. Yeah Just have a cleaning lady from a window They clean lady. Oh no He goes dude, how about you get some fucking americans in here you guys because they're like busting his balls about shit He goes you guys are fucking dams man classy. Oh, you think you think i'm a fucking dam My dad gets so mad. It's helping it kills him I've that kid at florida states that I looked like I voted for biden a while ago and it's stuck with me Yeah, it's been four years. I was trying to parallel. Yeah, it's a killer Yeah, I'm trying to parallel park. He's on a balcony, bro. The what he was a frat kid from florida state balcony Yeld down at us. I got I got dimmed by a tow truck driver which at least is a little better But I was trying to parallel park and it wasn't fast enough for me. He's like drive like a fucking democrat and zoomed off and I was like I gotta be honest. Damn A working color blue color man that hurts. Yeah hurt me man. I had like just a pussy frack That's what i'm saying. That's you could take that Although that kind of hurts even more. Yeah, that hurts more too. Then you're like i'm the tow truck driver I was like you got me, bro. You look at all come up there and be your ass I don't I'm like terror. Do you ever like go get your car back from one of those places? Yeah, it's all just tinted out glass young yard by the fucking river Yeah, these guys on meth fucking fighting over junk cars. I'm like you guys whatever you say. Yes. Yes, sir College kid you would kick it around being like I should have fucking punched him in the fucking yeah But he was he was at a party up on a balcony. Ah, it's like dude. What do you want me like? I'll come up there and get my ass kicked by 20 hot guys Throwing you should have thrown something throwing something It's too high. It would have been short. It would have been like classic Biden motor It would have been short Forget it. That would have been brutal dude way worse just having a beer bottle fall down back towards you like 20 feet in the air Slips out the back of your head like like kerkering from the Phillies trying to get it home It's just a girl throw for no reason it's an MLB pitcher. Why did it look like a girl throw? Damn dude, that was a tough, uh, Philly week. Yeah. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah But that longhorn sooner game was very fun. Oh, yeah Yeah, you guys a longhorn fans now. Yeah, shout out. You gotta pick a college team. I'll eventually Yeah, I think I can't go to I can't go bam and long hill. Bamma. Bamma was fun. It's such a bitch Are we both in the ncc though? Yeah, you gotta pick one same division You guys hate me dude. Bam is a crazy pick my real friends pick. No, it ain't How they do this week, by the way, they're still rolling, bro This is a big one this week though. USC. Oh the Trojans the Trojans are coming to town. I don't like the irish guy What? So all-time classic logo everybody likes the logo That makes it a little tough for me too the fighting irish go. I gotta say go irish all the time So you picked the two most racist schools No, they beat up the clan and marched with dr. Dr king. Come on, man Side by side arms locked with dr. King. Yeah, but do they have bevo? You guys got a bevo? No, we did have a little tiny dog named clashmore mic who used to rock There's still so much to learn about Notre Dame. I thought I knew all the stuff I didn't know they had a tiny dog named clashmore mic as old as the country. It's really I mean a hundred years later But yeah, yeah, true. It's fucking from the 1800s. Dang. Yeah, there's a lot of history Damn, so football there was they were pre-existent football. They were there before football. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah What the hell what the helly? 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Like I can't I can't I was trying very hard not to pick a side But that punt return and then they were like fire the cannon. I got to fire the cannon after the yeah, who let you fire the cannon They'll all of them what every single yeah fired it for the game fire it for the touchdown And then governor Abbott came over What was the gov up to the gov was chilling dude, that's what's up. I don't know any of his policies other than I said Give me back my porn you No, he you know what he did that was kind of noble They tried to nix the uh like thc farm bill thing and he came up to him and he was like no Dude his security had to pull me off of him. I grabbed him by the scruff. I said you better give me back And they pulled me out. Just give me one sight like six guys were pulling me Give me back my hub I'm tired going on x videos and seeing the weirdest shit I've ever seen So sick of it dude. I don't want to see any more brazilians in a warehouse. They're making it. It's made it so much worse What going on next morning? Go on having to go to x videos or whatever the other you got to Find the the shadiest day. You're in the speakeas. You know, I got long It's prohibition. It's kind of like got long abortion. Yeah, age You have a wire hanger here, but I'm in a fucking alley And now I'm dealing with shady customers I'm not lying, dude. I think they toss cp in the thumbnails sometimes what I swear Yeesh, I did you fly past it? I think there's I do think there's way more cp on just all the sites than anyone likes to admit because They skirt the edge. I don't think I saw it on the hub Dude, they skirt the edge. I was searching I remember I was off for a while and then like months ago I like it was like the I don't know But I went on the hub and it was like they were hitting me with like the Youngest and I was like, bro, this is like so fucking close Young babes Yeah, dude. They're like talking barely legal. That's a genre. Yeah, but it was like there was the main feed and it was kind of I was like, dude, this looks like Maybe I'm just getting older, but I'm like, dang hub. What the hell you doing? I don't like how white porn hub is their top videos are always white ladies. It's because It's a lot of white people. Well, there are finally some common ground, dude I'm sorry For being honest, man, I'm honest. It is all white ladies, but a lot of black fellas are Sneaking in there A little over-represented, you know Every time there's a porn with one white lady, there's like four black guys. I don't understand I don't understand. Why does she need a yard of dick? It's not every time that's your algo, bro. That's just your She's lost you got it you got into lost in the hood My daddy dropped me off in the wrong neighborhood I saw a video recently of a guy talking about it was just like an uncle in a car getting filmed Just talking about like the rules for partying on a chick, which is you know, just running the train Dude, it was it was like never mention another man's hook no matter what don't even look at another man's hook It's really nice One time my friend someone or he said he's uh He was there partying on a babe and he says friend grabbed her head because a friend was hitting from behind He was getting head and the friend grabbed her head and was pushing for and he goes He's like gotta get the hill up out of there. That was the weirdest shit in the world It was like kind of like he was doing it The guy was like what about that one time he goes I told you that in confidence. I don't want to talk about The friend pushing the back of the head Yeah, there's rules for partying on a bitch. Yeah, I love the term partying on a bitch. Party on a bitch is crazy As big three six mafia fan. It's almost every single song Every single the whole the the the chorus can be the most uplifting like yeah You gotta change your life get your money right you can do anything and that goes straight into a verse of like Me and my boys partied on a bitch Two in the front three in the back everybody jizzing on a bitch Changes the whole song I don't know. Maybe it's one of those things don't knock until you try it Could be the ultimate bonding experience. That's how me and my boys all we got all of us Yeah, we always partied on a bitch at the beginning. Yeah hand jobs fingering both partied on a bitch It's kind of nice Just put like third base partying. Yeah, that's kind of nice Third base partying is actually very never sexual never a sexual intercourse partying. You didn't bust out your hooks. No, nobody's Well, I mean technically the hooks were out For the hjs, but it was dark Do you grab a wrist and just we partied. Yeah, I helped my boy out Told you I didn't want to talk about this Dude, I uh speaking of powerful black man. I saw a t-pain at uh aco I saw uh some videos of his dancing. It looked very nice dude. He is an absolute master of craft. He came out first of all I got I I was planning on eating some mushrooms and going there and then you know, I was like sending feelers out Everyone's like, man, I'm good on that. So I was like, I'll take like a micro like a little bit like a little micro dose But then I pigged on edibles Dude, I forgot when you combine those things they it fucking warps you I was going through security and I was it like hit me in the uber and I'm just sitting there just like Oh, no people ever was talking to me and they're like, yeah, this one and I was I couldn't like make I could get like three words at a time and I kept being like, uh, uh, and I was just keeping it cool I ate them before everybody else. I've seen you high as shit. You do keep it cool. I kept you cool. I kept it I was on The worst is over we're fine now You've been in the uber for three minutes I I've real kept it ice man. I was sitting there. You have to if no one else was no one was high I bet they were hitting the wine though. Yeah, there was some wine There was also I got back and like I was I had the edibles so I ate them first So then I gave them out later and I also was on the micro dose from earlier So it like they hit me fast And then uh, and I had like I was drinking a weed drink And I'm in the car. I'm just kind of like, oh shit. This is actually this might be a problem And then we had to go through that line and my fucking wristband didn't work So I had to get like go to another place. I was just being carted from point to point We had a park we had to walk get out of that line And I'm like just going to checkpoint to checkpoint all confused and like Everything I it wasn't like cool either. Like I didn't have any like cool fun thoughts. I was like a dog being high I was just like Oh, fuck that's weird. Just looking around And then my wristband got fixed and then I forgot I was like in line to get in there Like oh, you have the rest of the edibles for there We had people in there and I was like, oh great. Like I didn't know I didn't know I ate all the Hold I had I did have in my pockets. I had to smuggle them in which isn't a big deal Yeah, but I was so high that I was like, all right, dude Be cool about this and I like go through and I get stuff out of my pockets And I have like a plastic bag in my back pocket and the lady's like is everything out of your pockets And I was like, uh, yes, I believe so and I smacked my pockets down as like Yeah, so literally you hear a plastic bag squish and I was like, oh shoot And I like my I had electrolytes for some reason they fell and I was like that's what I was looking for and I put them in Just walk through like They was like I was smuggling in the pound of heroin. Yeah, fucking three couple of milligrams tiny little gummies Then I got in there and all had I had a mule just two chairs the whole time So I just it was the only thing that kept me alive just had these two chairs and just walking through just a massive people Finally dude, they were rocking chairs folding rocking chairs Dude once I hit that chair tea pain came on. I just got to watch tea pain the rocking chair Just completely incapacitated. I'd be he brought me to life that guy brought me back to life Such a whiny bitch if I had to do all that. Oh, I would do is I'd be furious. I'd be like, I'm never doing this again 10 million people here. It's a hundred degrees It was nice. I saw a video of it and I saw the crowd and I was like, I I will never never During the day we took the kids during the day that was fucking hot But we they have like it's called the austin kitty limits and they had a giant drum circle for the kids Dude, I got this. I sat in on the drum circle I might I might try to start those things off, dude. It was the best drum circles are the best, dude I swear to god. Oh, they are Dude, the guys it was like guys that are good Then you just get to do a little bit and then you start to kind of show off a little bit when it works out You're like, I might be the coolest. Yeah, it's I swear to god. It's the best I was trying my kids got being like, oh, we don't want to do this. I was like get over here now And I was sitting there like, come on man. Don't make me don't It was chill drum circles you hitting some solos No, no, no, I wasn't picking out. I was just trying to like just keep going I give a little flair every now and again But there was guys that were like genuine like real percussion a little flair winking one of the kids to be like I like that shit Can't drum like this Not a big deal but not he pains real master, bro. Yeah, he is he Dude, he put in like it's like a real production the whole thing. There's dance. He talks. He fucks. He jokes. He does he's funny Yeah, he's very funny. He's kind of and I say this respectfully. He's a fucking nerd He's a giant nerd in heart and I can tell did you do war pigs? I was hoping he did he did fucking journey Oh, nice. He talked for a while too. He had some jokes in there. Yeah, he humps dude. He humps the air like crazy Bro, he fucking he daggers up there. Yeah, and he has like it's like time perfectly where the music's like boom boom boom He's just air humping as hard as you can Complains about being out of breath the whole time. It's really funny. It was in a leather suit. I saw that he must have been fucking dying That was amazing. We went there and then called that one killer song and then left Killers lead out with their biggest hit, which is wild. Really start with the closure Yep, yeah that that got the place of fucking bumping But no those chairs man, Brittany kept trying to take one from me and I'm like, don't touch them I was like, I need equal weight to get off me. All right I mean it was like my one I need a job when I get that high I need like a task Otherwise I fucking freak out. You just changed my life though. I didn't know they had portable rocking chairs, bro They it was that's like good shit right there. It was funny. Everyone were with nobody really brought chairs So I was like just sit everyone was standing. I was just and everyone's like butt level just like I didn't realize how good It's like a genuine performance. Yeah, this is a real he's really thought this out. I like this And then finally broke. I remember I saw my Phone it was 6 p.m. I went all right. Um, this is if this is any worse. I'm fucked But I have two hours. There's got to grin down. I got to bear down. I learned that Chicago's thing Oh, yeah bear down Oh, nice. Yeah, I just learned that that's pretty sick. But the uh, you had to bear down big time in the rocking chair And it was is that losing in the fourth? Bearing down. No, they won. They're doing all right That was good. Jeff. I hear that was good. No, it was good I got the win. Yeah, that's uh, that's a wonderful experience. It was man. It was supposed to go I was I A couple guys I know the bends they were playing at 5 30 on sunday Oh, I just I must have just missed them. Yeah, saturday was a disaster Yeah We got in the car. We had to leave at 7 30 to get out there 9 59 Nate Marshall says let's have a beer So fellas, it's gonna be a long one Not 59. Hey, time. Yeah It was perfect time. It was that set us up for 14 hours of drinking Ha ha ha ha Was there any hugeers involved to keep the thing going? That was on the way back That was a disparate event on the way home where I'm going. I'm a little sleepy Okay, I mean there's the only one way you can drink for 14 hours Amphetamines we hit the bucks too The hugeers The beezers did the beezer article you sent me Favorite thing I've ever seen. It was great. Who is the beezer? Who is the bees? There's some like a AI article about kyla. You know like is kyla fox married? It's like she's rumored to be dating a man named the beezer Whoever that is Who is the beezer this mysterious man? Oh my god But now the game the game was fucking sick. I had a nice moment. We uh We were down the field at the beginning which was very sick except it was 150 degrees. So it was like Man, we got to get into that get into that sweet. Thank god. We had a sweet because it was hot as fuck out there Get in there. I'm pretty sure I see Baker Mayfield Really legendary Oklahoma quarterback So I say he must be hit Even didn't even think oh he's got a game tomorrow It what? He had a game Sunday. Obviously, it's not him. So I walk over walk over to this dude And while I'm walking I'm like, obviously that's not Baker. Maybe I can see him now So I just walk over this group of people and I'm like, hey, how are you? Just want to say hi. We're in the suite together. Just want to have a good day. Huh? How about that? That guy's nice. Do you ever have a thing where you think someone's saying hi to you because they recognize you but they're not Yeah, that's happened to me before it's very embarrassing where a guy will say something. I've headphones in I'll be like, hey, how are you? And they're like, hey, what the fuck and I'm like, oh shit my bad. Sorry about that I thought you were my friend from the internet, but you're not My man I contact with people walking on the street and you're like, yep Yeah, it's me Fuck are you dude? Fucking retard a guy that walks around my neighborhood Yeah, dude, it's me Get over it Do you want a picture or something? Come here. It's a good old Indian couple. Yeah. Yeah, get it in Yeah, that happens Happened to be bad. I like got like I almost starled too because I was like I had headphones in I heard someone say hello Like right next to me and I was like, hey, how are you doing the guy was like, what the fuck and I was like, ah, shit The worst is when people come up and they Act like you're actually friends. Yeah, you know what I mean? I kind of like it's like, hey, what's going on man? How are you? You're like, what's going on with you dude? I haven't seen you forever Pure politeness I'm like, dude, how's everything going? Well, I kind of I was in line. I think this was like last year I was getting uh Just had like an outdoor like brewery place and I met someone in line We had a long line and the nice thing was we were able to talk like we were all in the same page Like he started asking me questions We like just jumped into a media conversation, which was kind of nice Yeah, kind of killed the line time. Yeah, but it's funny how much you can talk to a dude who listens to the podcast Like, yo, how's this how's that? How's this? Oh, dude. Yeah, I just assumed it's somebody I met Yeah, just like this guy probably does comedy or I probably met him She's like, so how is everything what's going on man? I haven't seen you in so long I'm so excited I'm all right. See your parents are alive good Man I've been worried about that. What the parents stuff. Yeah, dude. Every time I go home, they're like older Yeah, come on. Yeah, it's tough, man. If it exit velocity. Yeah The speed is only increasing. They're launching. It's gotta be crazy too for like because I feel like black people don't age as fast Once they start it's like Once they start it's a race, right? That should happen So fast Phil's not helping himself. Yeah, he's uh Hopefully they don't watch this they they're trying to surprise me. They're going to vegas this weekend Oh, the fuck is he doing going to vegas? Partying down. I know like He's trying to surprise me. He still thinks I don't know. Oh really? But my manager blew it She was like and you want an extra room for phil? I was like Sure, I don't think he's coming but Phil needs to chill. Yeah, he's fucking vegas Yeah He's gotta get I know how he gets down too. That's 4am gambling. Oh, no He's got the bug he's got both bugs The best bugs no offense to anybody's struggling with it. Yeah getting drunk now getting drunk He does gambling recklessly. I know it ruins people's lives sometimes But it is fun when you're locked in on the table and you're getting brave. He doesn't gamble recklessly at all Yeah, yeah, he's good. I think it ruined your life or changed your life. True And he's good at drinking Yeah, like She got it down like a and m when we went to the note the note a text saying I'm game. He was the one that was he was fine Yeah, I was like dad. It's late. We have to go home He was like come on. We have a beer. Shut up. What would he have said about that 9am? Twist off he would have been right there. Okay. He would have been but he's able to somehow pace himself Yeah, he would have paced Got you. I've heard I can't pace. I've heard time pacing all day. I'm like I just problem with pacing all day. He's stuck in sleepy. Yeah, and you can either turn on the jets or call it a day True And you know me, dude If I do a day if I do a long day drink I lean on the weed real hard in the gnaz I just gave real I give i'm getting like say does anyone have any gnaz? Just a little bit of gnaz I do the opposite I think I try to eat edibles if i'm getting drunk during the day I end it with like because I get real brave with the edibles when i'm drunk and then I just end up on absolute pluto And it's you know, that's a good way to leave though. Yeah, you know, I'm I can't be here anymore Yeah, so you end up with a I'll kind of like rock it out when I'm that drunk and it just becomes I feel like I'm in a video game At that point So I ended up kind of heckling a uh, boston cemetery tour just stand outside. I'm like, yo, let us in Fuck this fucking bullshit Yeah, me and my cousin heckled the paulard veer tour in boston was pretty fun. Yeah, we gotta stand outside It's just bullshit guys and everyone's like fuck There guys you're here for my podcast. Sorry about that. Yeah, you guys probably know me Saw that last lap boston last year. I don't know if you guys recognize me for this You guys might recognize me from my half boston Yeah, I featured for soda here about four years ago You guys probably remember that I missed the bus I knew I knew somebody in the group wasn't gonna make it the odds on favorite did miss the bus It's 7 30 a.m. What bus did you have to take? We took a sprinter bin doing from the game Well, because the night before you just chasing it down with his lunchbox Wait the night before I went to the creek and I had a I had a hoot, you know That's a huge mistake I'm going to stay up and I was like, I'm going to sleep and then I had a bunch of love sleep. I was going to go no sleep. Have you ever done that? No I was trying to make up the ultimate 72 hour buzz You know, I was trying to figure it out, but I did more you're missing crack cocaine. This is what you need Never mind Usually the idea for the all nighter comes from the gnaz true I wasn't on the night I can make this draw America's gonna light his hair on fire on stage, dude at the great I Yeah, you know, you did that with like rum, huh? You know when he did that he was going to with rum and like cotton because he didn't want butane in his crack Wait, what you would dip like cotton in some really high proof rum And then he would like that and then he would like the crack pipe Whoa, and then he was like high and he was like what the hell He's like, why am I even doing this and he started pouring the rum on himself. He lit one more pipe and then He went up in flames. Damn. He like kind of self-immolated. Yeah Mr. Pryor is crazy as fuck. Yeah, I think it was I think it was kind of an attempt. Whoa. Yeah, dang Yeah, I don't think you accidentally Full body on fire Michael. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's full bod. Yeah. He was like running down that wasn't he sprinting down the street He's running down the street Luckily that rum burns off fast. Yeah, I mean, I don't know about skin dough. I mean, it's hot. Yeah Well, they do like a cool drink at a bar. It's like, you know, it doesn't have a staying power, but that still must have sucked Yeah, that's the dumbest shit ever Try to burn yourself. No. Well, of course that The drinks the fire drinks. I can't stand them every time Yeah, when I see him from afar, they do look cool when I was in I was in brazil so many videos of people just come Flamethrowing the guy next to him when I was in brazil They did a thing where they lit alcohol on fire and trapped the smoke and you could smoke the alcohol under the glass It was kind of sick Did it work? I don't really I was fucking shit-faced. I remember I remember just being like what the fuck So I all have to try that again and report back. I'd imagine it. I think it tastes pretty bad Yeah, do you know what I just uh speaking of fucking smoking. You know what I came across recently Vapes for cigarettes Huh? You stick a cigarette in a vape and then you smoke the sig through a vape. It's fucking crazy No, I think you can just rip anything through there. I mean you know that you probably know Because I guess so you don't get like the nicotine juice So you'd like it really tastes like a sig. It's just burning at a lower temperature So you're not getting all the impurities. So they do they do it with weed They burn they find out what temperature nicotine burns off So that way you burn it off at just that temperature Wouldn't you inhale all the impurities eventually if you finished the cigarette? I don't think so. Where would it all go because like if you like they do it for weed So like you like thc burns off at whatever it is like 250 degrees or 300 degrees So the thc burns with the plant material doesn't burn and a lot of the impurities are in the plant material itself Not the nicotine So you burn off at the yeah, I don't know whatever. I got you. Shit was crazy. I smoked. I smoked on it Really? Yeah, I try to try it. I was like I'm kind of curious, but it's It's fucking weird. Is it at ACL? Yeah So somebody passed that gun So this is a healthy cigarette I hope you're enjoying your micolobe ultra. I didn't want anything. I didn't want anything to do with it 45 watch the T-Pain Just try smoke one cigarette as a group Well, dude, I was like, I don't really want this and they're like just try it and I was like, yeah, true I should try it and I took it one drag of it. I'm like that is like a slightly Less, you know harsh cigarette still is it sick. It doesn't taste great at all So Sean If you want to get healthy Cigarette vape is sick No, thank you Now you get a ton of pussy You know one of the cooler things you can do what if you made it gay as fuck? I Slide it out of your leather jacket. Have you seen them? They're really big in europe in italy I saw a bunch from but they're like tiny little nubs and you put them in a machine and you like kind of hit it Like I wonder if it's the same. That's exactly what it was. You slide the cig right in So those are like different cigs though because I tried to smoke one of those cigs without Just like lighting it and it was really really really bad. Really? Yeah I don't know. They were some brits. They were some brits who put me onto it. So like a europe thing Maybe what do you got to do like a slim or like a straight up vape sick? I mean you got to roll your own No, it's like special Like like a jewel pod almost but they're like little they look like cigarette butts Got you have a little tobacco and I could have sworn this was a full cigarette, bro Could be that could be wrong. I don't know. Yeah, maybe the technology has increased that would be Yeah So, yeah, just look out for that. It's something to look forward to. Yeah, if you don't look out for that I'll be you're gonna everyone's gonna cross a vape cigarette. It's coming for you. Certainly. You're gonna go. I'm good. Try it You go. Fuck with the hell. Yeah Try it out. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's great. Just go straight back to cigs. Yeah, I should probably start smoking cigs Yeah, my brother tom's fighting the cig demon right now. I smoke cigs gay. That's my problem. What do you mean? My hand. I don't know how to It's very like I'm not good at you smoke them like an old barfly. Yeah I just I just smoke a cigarette in the that movie I just did and the guy was like don't hold it like that Hold it like this. It's like it's a lot cooler. Yeah. Yeah. This is you if you hold it like this. I go. This is how I do it Yeah, like a fucking diplomat I think you were right about this is for cigs. This is for joints only a try hard smoke to say how do you smoke cigs? Yeah, that's a real cigarette smoker. You're right. You should have told that director to shut the fuck up He would have sent it back. Oh, I'm smoking over the fuck I want. Yeah. No, that's kind of how it was Nuts I'd be that would make me so nervous. I'm already so nervous Yeah, it was not a great screaming. I'd be like I'm going home. I'm not doing this I can't deal with people screaming right now. It's supposed to be a really cool scene. You're not my dad It was very it was very hot out. Oh, it was it was it was gonna be really I hope it comes out nice It was too hot So we're just standing outside how many times you have to film me and the cage man Together Yeah, it was pretty sick. That's huge. But I was supposed to be Smoking cigs and I was yeah cooler. 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Cage is the cage is that guy They had the wean charlie sheen off a cocaine like yeah, I heard how they did it. It's pretty great Oh, yeah, they gave him the the dealer kept giving him less and less. Yeah, and he's like this shit's not as good I don't even like this anymore What did he call himself? He was a uh, uh, not a no an adonis or something Doesn't he call himself some sort of mythological? He was like saying he was like, um, one of the knights temple are for the catholic church or something The charlie sheen. Yeah, he was like smoking crack and being like I'm basically one of like the papal assassins Pure he's like dragon blood. He's a dragon blood adonis tiger tiger blood. That's it. Yeah tiger blood winning Tiger wasn't that from a pitcher? Yeah, he said he heard a pitcher He was on the phone with a pitcher and a pitcher was telling him you got tiger blood and nobody can stop you because we're winning And he did an interview like the next day and that was just replaying in his head Yeah, I mean whatever drug makes you think whatever drug makes you think you're Knights Templar Toss me some of that assemble the army Dude saladin is marching on karak assemble the army My brother was telling me he uh he's he's been like getting into just researching the world religions and He now he's now he's on islam and he has he's like dude. My wife is cool I had the giida had the bible on my nightstand as soon as I slapped down the karan all i'm getting is questions She's like, what is that? What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, as a baby you gotta be a little sauce there Now hold on a second. You shook bro. Yeah, i'm telling my brother. Karam's basically how to be a boss man Yeah, for real. That's how to boss up. It's literally his frame. Yeah, it's like how to get frame I was like dude, you should go full muslim and just dominate full white muslim Yeah, I was like dude She married I was like obviously don't marry one of your cousins but get as close as you can For the sister wife. That is such a boss move. Yeah to just like have a wife and then be like, yo check it out It's my other wife and she's my cousin. Yeah I'm not trying to be islamophobic. I'm not but that's I'm not that's a wrong thing For all the like how to be a boss man type shit. You think their countries would be doing a little better They're shaming just got peace Now they would they would probably appreciate you pulling them up as brothers and be like brother What the hell you got you you've totally conquered the babes you gotta give them that You guys have conquered the babes But that's the problem when you're conquering the babes that hard it takes up so much of your energy. Yeah, dude Imagine that being like, you know, long take me to fucking put a tablecloth on my wife Fucking four hour discussion. Yeah, you wouldn't get anything else done That's your whole day That's your whole week That's 40 fights more power to Not the most respect for a muslim brothers for real, but that's like dude. It'd be you know, she'd be like It's not form fit. I mean, she's put the fuck on man. Get the goddamn Fuck You'd be all right this piece now we can make This piece we can make fun of them again this piece the right. Yeah, these are the powerful soundings. They love jokes Powerful sound they do love they love jokes. We also have to get off the jews ass now too. Uh, no, they still get made fun for a while for what happened Maybe not all the not the american jews, but yeah, yeah, the israeli ones. Yeah, don't just go. All right peace. We're done Everybody forget about that. Yeah, them in 10 years. We'll be back And yeah, we'll see man. I think it is sick that america gets to celebrate that piece. Yeah, it's nice It's like, yeah, even though we sold a lot of those weapons Peace we got a dawn baby peace They get the credit is nice. Yeah to sell all the munitions and be like guys Let's be nice to each other. All right. Yeah, this is over And I feel like america could just be just we should just slide in a pure diplomacy and arms obviously an arm selling Sell arms and do you know diplomatic stuff It's trying to you know, I'm trying to keep the american exceptionalism dream alive man A lot of people are down in the country and it's like knock it off man. I don't know not this country, dude You don't want to doubt us Hell yeah, man. You're a patriot again. I love this country. I thought you were a whoopie goldberg. I fucking love this country, dude China got some cool stuff, but I fucking love this country I'm not buying the china hype, dude. You're gonna piss me off of that shit. Yeah I don't know man. They gotta spray that they what they got a spray that mens broken bones. Yeah, this is all made up This is all made up fucking glue. LaMair. We had glue for a long time ago forever This is all made up. This is crazy. Every you're getting all your china. I see the china facts. They're on instagram It's a meme On instagram and it goes dude. It's a fox with slimy eyes china facts china is Dude They're putting their servers at the bottom of the ocean to cool them. That's how smart they are. They're making gravity batteries. Yeah, nothing's true They're making gravity batteries. Yeah, so they can store all their energy and then just like move it to the batteries to a different thing Please what does that mean? What do you do? You saw one meme and you think you can explain it? That's insane It was at least two minutes and it's just a building. It's a big building What do they do put them in like a three liter soda bottle and then like push them into water? We already had that technology LaMair I just out of a grohuka like It's a way to move batteries around and like store energy in a efficient put them in the fucking freezer dude. We already know Keeps batteries long as hell man I brought a pair back. I brought a pair of double A's back that way myself. Yeah, I think you're really tossing Yeah, dude. I'm telling you I'm not buying the china hype. Do they have the fucking minerals? Yeah, whatever, but We'll get them. Trust me. We'll get her hands on those That's what I've seen my country do the whole time. I've been alive is be like guys They're doing some bad stuff over there and they go take their minerals It was crazy that china was like, hey israel stop that You know Like did you guys kill a bunch of muslims? Maybe Yeah, I think that I think they camped them up. Yeah, they're weakers, right? Yeah, yeah So, yeah, they had a weaker camp But if I have uh Child slaves making shoes. They're like you're You're uh, you guys are To israel. They're like you guys have a trocious humanitarian You know like I got a mortal backgrounds. I'm telling you china was like those kids should be working Stop doing all those kids you gotta put them to fucking work I China is probably so confused We could we would have taken those fucking kids God Yeah, are those suicide nets a real thing in those factories? I think at foxconn they were the one that was the place I was making the iPhones, but that's also videos I saw Yeah, yeah suicide nets is crazy, bro. So crazy Let me nice. I feel like every job should have those We put them on our bridges. Do we yeah, that's kind of chill That'd be a thrill to just jump in and put them on bridges and top golf That's the only places you're not allowed to do it You cannot commit a top golf. No, that's such a party fail committing a top golf trying to commit a top golf That'd be crazy after a bad shot Your girlfriend just beat you in the third straight game. You can't even hit the ball. It's just landing in the fucking point zone Yeah, that's fucking bull. Like I hit it further than her like I got in the red blinking thing It's like this is life is meaningless. It's time to leap from the third floor of the top golf Break your legs Caught in the nets worse than a death though, bro caught in the top golf net. Oh god, I just go kill me Just fucking kill me Fished out by like seven of the like teenage employees it would take so it'd be like Out of the Egyptians build the 100 people with ropes pulling me out of that thing. Yeah You beat yourself in white clothes Run me over with the ball collecting machine, dude, just fucking chop me up into that thing That's a tough way to go. Hey man, after you fall in the top golf net I would fucking light myself on fire. Yeah, that'd be so fucking. I feel like if you fall in the top golf net By some law of physics your ass has to come out of your pants Your cracks getting split by a rope for sure It's just cheeks sticking out And there's a family underneath you. God forbid it's a hot chick party Coming. Ew. Look at that guy They probably set up where your tinnest pokes through one of the holes in the net You tinnest into a little square Your ass is out to your family It's full timberlinks JT got crossed with the tinnest trap I was I was thinking about JT when I was watching T pain I was like because do you see the videos of him with the hood up just like phoning in his concerts? Oh, that's because you got the I think at that the tinnest flytrap, dude After the tinnest flytrap you go I'm done with this. Fuck my whole production. Fuck whoever did this Yeah, my producers fucked me up like that. I would be I'd have the fucking rain jacket hood on just being like That would piss me the fuck off dude, they set me up on a tinnest flytrap. I'd be Fucking furious. I just dude. Oh, just a no. Are you checking out the tinnest flytrap? The net the gongi bridge net would be a tough one It'd be so scary Yeah, dude, because they always say like the the few people that have survived there like as soon as I let go of the rails I was like, oh fuck. Oh, yeah, there's a huge mistake. Yeah, for sure But then you're stuck in the net. You're like, get me out. I'm sorry everybody I want to live You're gonna roll under the bridge just looking at the roof like oh, I can't believe I did that How far down is the net? Does it give they give you a little taste of like the It should give you a taste gravity battery. They should give you yeah They should give you at least like a 20 foot drop so you can be like or maybe 10 20 feet it feeds a little Yeah, so again just right before your experience free fall you go hit a net. Yeah Because I should get I shouldn't be I guess it's gotta be far enough to where you don't see it because you see it Yeah, so what are you do people still successfully kill themselves on that bridge like by jumping Because that'd be tough to fucking leap on that 20 feet the net Oh, they give you a damn. Oh, I'm going right through that net It's not the same thing, but I I have a chem x coffee thing You know like the glass face looking things No, I bought had to buy none I had to buy non chem x coffee filter speaking of going through the net I bought a non chem x filter being like I don't need those fucking Dude, I poured my hot water through burst it right through. I was fucking livid this morning Pissed me right off. Yeah kind of you just remind me that Yeah, that'd be me I was like when you said that I'm like it is possible you think things can hold sometimes they fucking burst Well, those nets are built for people who commit and if you commit you're probably about 120 pounds. Yeah, true typically Not a lot of big dogs. That's true. Not a lot of big dogs. Come in. Don't come in. No, bro. They have too many Yeah, true dogs are groving Interesting. You gotta be a skinny one to commit. Yeah, I guess you're right. It's a skinny sad boy Yeah, it's a skinny man's game that is and ladies. Yeah, ladies rare. Yeah. Yeah, they don't really Asians Yeah, Asians are not afraid to commit especially in San Francisco. Oh really? Here's a lot of Asians. They're yeah, they definitely are I seen them. Yeah, you remember one of I don't know if this is I don't know one of my friends got stuck in a ball pit. That would be a that's like a top golf net Jake the snake. I know I didn't want to say he doesn't hold a fucking joke about it. Yeah, Jake Matera. He fucking got stuck in a ball pit Yeah, yeah, that's yeah front of the fam. That's rough, dude. That's rough. I will say it's the foam pit I'm not gonna slander him at the ball pit. He got stuck in a foam pit, which dude those things are a little tougher than you think like I'm gonna do a fucking backflip into this thing on the trampoline It's like always like I'd watch the x games and they do the uh Like they're not the x games. There's a skate park woodward Round I said you could do it a half way we go into a foam pit. It's like I would do 10 backflips into that thing You see the foam pit. You're like, I'm just gonna jump. Oh, dude's miss the fuck out of that All the time. Yeah, it's it's like kind of tough to get out of those things. Yeah, it's not the oasis you thought it would be dude It's still a brutal fucking Like having everybody come to help you. That's like a brutal one getting stuck dude. I I was in the ocean Like a couple months ago and I like just laid on my back and just kind of I was like I'm just gonna float and chill and I got like it was pretty rough season. I got pulled out far enough to where I was like Fuck some of these kids are gonna have to pull me in fucking I was swimming boats I wasn't going anywhere and I was like, dude one of these fucking hot tan kids are gonna have to rip me into sure I'm gonna be humiliated and I just I swam like literally my life depended on it to get back because I was You know when you're like not going anywhere in the ocean? Yeah, I hit that then I had to like float I let the water push me forward and you know, thank god. I'm kind of chill like that, but But it crossed my mind I was like, uh, fuck I might have to get Carted in What would you say? Hmm. I'll say thanks foes. I'll put the hand up. I would just go come get me. Yeah Come get me. Yeah. Come on Hey You gotta yell loud too. Oh, yeah Waves that far away I scream so loud. We're just give the classic Yeah, put your head under and come up and go. Yeah That would have fucking sucked, dude It would really suck. I was I was on the edge I was like this if I don't get if I don't make any try I don't get any traction towards, you know Where I can stand I'm I'm gonna throw up the flare I would have fucking sucked, dude Try to think about how fat people suicide. I mean every day I'm just trying to think about it though fat suicide. Yeah, it's slow Yeah I think it's just more leaving Las Vegas style with the Cheetos. Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't think they really like blow their heads off I don't know I could be wrong Yeah, I think can we Yeah, how many fat people At heads off If you're fat, all you gotta do is get skinny and you're like, oh, I'm not that sad anymore But if you're skinny, then you become a child molester once you That's having a Jared. Yeah, you gotta wash it right. Yeah. It's like the bends like when you come up when you're scuba diving You come up too fast. You like that those crippling pains and you lose too much weight too fast. You're like I can't have those tasty treats anymore. I can finally catch one of those little guys I So what is it guardian? What'd you find was I right about thin suicides? It's hard to find like a good figure, but it says a lot of obese Well, uh around 15 percent of obese children think about committing suicide. I guess from being bullied and stuff That's obviously dude, but then it's more common in uh it's uh 20 percent obese females report suicidal ideation and then eight percent obese males So it's pretty low 80 no eight eight. Oh I said eightios Yeah, that's hard to find like that. I will say the uh The schizophratic community can bulk and they and they're not afraid to You know, yeah, yeah, they'll do it They'll go into the abyss schizophrenic people are getting crushed by ai dude. Yeah, I can I can see that. Yeah It's tough. Yeah The Sora videos came out of nowhere and they're fucking good. Yeah I've heard about that Yeah, but let's get although, you know, now we have all the deep fakes to be like fucking deep another deep fake clip for podcast talking about tablecloth Fucking soro bullshit Yeah, it's kind of nice. We'll be in like complete fake reality. So you don't know you won't know what's what Yeah, yeah, we're kind of already there because there was like, you know, there was the trump alleged letter to jeffrey upseating the beautiful mystery And he's just like that's not real. You're like fucking that'd be fake. He said I'm a new bio letter Yeah, draw. I will say that's pretty tough to draw To write like a weird cryptic message in the shape of a woman's figure. Yeah I mean, dude taking out a context that is a sick letter to send one of your boys If it wasn't about, you know, a child sex island For sure Without a doubt Without a doubt it is a boss move. Yeah, if you get rid of the child sex trafficking A lot of what ebsting was up to was fly. Yeah, it's pretty cool But then that the big one, you know, yeah, I know And you can do that for a lot of historical fiction Yeah, man, he just pigged If you said if he had like mature Busty natural island Yeah, big saint james Yeah, haven't you haven't mature naturals just like those ladies at the strip club where you look at and you go All right, man, this is your last season. Yeah There's always a no-ass blonde-haired lady. He's like put on fucking white snake pussy and gets up there and everyone's like That's called flakos God damn you're still in the league Holy shit, you're starting this week Yeah, an old stripper's called a flak I'll tell you why I still got it True Yeah, they get on it's I mean, it's so hard because they're following like a 22 year old dominican lady Just absolutely gracing the pole then you have a lady bust out like fucking flying to the ceiling crawling on the ceiling Exorcist just an old bony white-haired lady with giant bangs. You're kind of like we're at the where the fuck do you crawl out of? Come and get it boys. I'll wait I swear to god, I've come every time a bit of a dance. Let's get a dance. You know, I'm all right. What are you fucking gay? God damn lady and you're mean You know, I've got my eye on the mean ugly one That's who I want to dance with Now sometimes I've rode the dragon of the fucking flakko the strip club. It's not all it's kind of a nice move Still play Yeah, they know all the tricks An old dog the old dogs, man. They know the playbook. Yeah, they know the playbook front back Yep, they're aware of the kelly blue book and they go look We're throwing some bells and whistles There's a secret compartment in there The kbb Fuck the kbb Just bullshit. Yeah, no, it's dealing shit proper. Yeah, you know, I did nothing but battle with the kbb Some fucking old guy would come in and go well blue book says my car is worth this much and I go dude The whole thing is bullshit. It is. Yeah, I mean one of how much the car I'm selling you's worth on kbb You want to do that? Yeah, or we can just disregard kbb. Yep up to you. Yeah, it's ed. I like admins. I'm an admins guy Oh, the edmins is great I still check edmins just to see what's going on. Yeah, it's like that's not even in the market I just want to see what you usually know what's going on. That's a live market value looking at the trades I love checking out the trades. They've ever like just been chilling somewhere and picked up an auto trader and try to pretend You're like give a fuck I've done it before I like just scan an auto trader like getting my wool change just to impress the mechanics I think I have I think I have it at work like when I was selling cars to pretend I was Remotely interested in this career. I like the house magazines at the wow-wow Those are pretty good house. You read mags at wow-wow the house ones. They have all the houses in it like you never seen that one I kind of know what you're talking about. Yeah, I love those Like oh, I'm gonna get this one. Yeah, it's like This I thought you were talking about like the home decor you're talking about the ones straight up for sale. Yeah Yeah, that's right. I just like looking at them the yards. That's nice I needed I need a yard. I gotta get a yard. I gotta get a Time to this Maybe that's how we can solve the uh that whole like homeowner crisis You know if like people they're saying like people, you know, if the millennial and whatever gen z won't own houses We could like VR them in a fucking apartment We could just like walk outside and there's like a white picket fence. I was like, hey neighbor place looks great. You get to go Thanks, buddy You can customize it to make them all You can try naturals Every single neighbor is like oh my jugs are out again, aren't they? No, that's okay Man we could get a little mature natural island going. Yeah, man. No ever gonna be ever like this is a major improvement peace in the middle east Not a child sex island Big man in the world big daddies would be crazy, bro Big korean daddies Yeah, we could greedy we were dying That was a search, uh, I forget one of my brothers is all the big people mad Big korean that might people might be as up in arms about that as little st. James big korean daddies Yeah, the jealousy We'd be guillotines they'd bring it back. Yeah, this is the french revolution They have an island of korean naturals that'd be tough That would be tough. You could just test them like cocaine. You just touch a pinky Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, you swirl them and like you rub them in a liquid it turns purple you're like, oh, yeah, that's the stuff I'm gonna give it a killer soundtrack to this episode. We're doing good You saw you saw t pain, bro The music's coursing through your veins. I was in the drum circle, bro. I mean, this is the music town This is it's live Austin. They're the live music capital of the world Yeah Well, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, good episode goddamn did it See you on the patreon Watch new episodes of matt and shane secret podcast on spotify do it