Ep 572 - Gabriel (feat. Gabe Davis)

Wow, wow, wow West. Yeah, let's do it. Hey, we're live Welcome to Matt and Shane's secret pot. We're here with special guest Gabriel Davis. Yes, sir. You Okay, so how are you? I'm good. I'm good. Nice energy in here is a fucking wild crazy Energy's uncomfortable. It's like it's like that is entourage. I know it's sick Ontara is fucking seven guys here. You guys all day just kept being like yo, is it cool if another guy comes over? It does feel like a great school dance one of the boys are lined up against the wall, but there's just other boys on the other side It's an all-boy dance The dorks are nervous the podcast or Xenervious It's the dorks in the jocks. We're gonna get wedged Yes, dude, it's gonna be sick. Did you made fun of my fucking hat a minute ago? No, I did crazy I said I like I was nervous about the hat. I almost gave it to Nate right away Why because it's a cool hat and I don't like wearing cool Why do you think I was about said that's a sick yeah, you smiled when you said it I smiled going to be there would love that I'm giving him this hat I like I genuinely like the hat and then I thought of how much the bees would like that hat And I I smiled that's all yeah, but if you give someone a compliment smile. Are you doing it? It's clearly I just I can sign I can like a hat and laugh about how much the bees would Bees would go nuts That's what I thought about him on a couch being like yo, that's I miss the bees. I know miss the bees You've ever met the beezer? No, he wasn't He beezes around you'd flash right by Hummingbird Apparently he's posted up with bonners now. You can find the bees. Yeah, you find my bonners. Yeah, that's nice Go down to bonners meet the bees little bees. They have a little bees house Dipses beaking leaves No, somebody was just talking about blizz blizz and him we're gonna go get lunch Mm-hmm. He was supposed to meet him there And he blizz was riding his bike and he rode past bonners and he was blizz was late And he drove past bonners a beezer was out there just smoking a cigarette in front of bar He was like aren't we supposed to meet for lunch? He's like, yeah, I'll be there for what the hell We got get you to bonners what is that? It's just a nice bar and Philly. It's good. Yeah, Philly rules. What are you hinting at? You're gonna go to Philly. What are you doing there? Yeah, I can't do that those boys all paid and making play yeah, that's great Could do it again this year Everyone Is race week in your juice the cycle must be crazy this week There's just a she legit man It's just a she legit. What can she legit? It's like this. I don't know I feel like a Muslim guys get it from like mountains or something. Well, they're always jacked. I know they're jacked That's high-tech. That's the most high-tech religion there is Religiously, yeah, probably most high-tech religion for sure Can't do anything It's I did high-tech dude making women cover themselves up like that. I'm gonna say it's high-tech. I'm just as good. I did super high Yeah, I'm just crazy. I'm just so high-tech that like you might fuck around a marry your cousin That is the highest form of tea only dudes with high teeth thought their cousins were hot as fuck growing up You're so high you're like, you know my aunt I would I Get a lot of tea to like kiss your cousin be like what have high teeth real you definitely want to fucking You do So you're saying she's not hot No, she's not that she's not hot. She just she's my True There's some hot ants kicking around there are yeah, no What about ants that marry into the family All my aunts that marry in the family I like called them every now and again. I'm like, yeah Almost yeah, uncle blank is so lucky I Almost said his name. I told you I got drunk and told my cousin how beautiful she looked at her wedding Like a hell of a Troy Like, all right, man, let's get him out Do you look so beautiful up there? I was just that was a low point. We are getting to the age though We can start telling women how beautiful they are and it's like not the big of a deal Yeah, if you see a woman dressed up at all, I'm like you look beautiful. You look stunning. Yeah go Yeah, you're dappled bees some guys some like old man just hit Britney with that. He's I like I'm I've no agenda I just want to say I know Motherfucker bust a bus but I leave the room for one second comes back and say, oh my god bust the rhymes kissed my hand. I was like One of my one of my homegirls had a had a running with bust the rhymes though. He did the same thing He did the same thing. He's a horny felon. It's hot to like in the club in the club He like walked up to him. It's like I just want to tell you the most beautiful girl in here I've seen autistic dudes hit that he's on that. Yeah, it's sigmah grind. It's total sigmah grind to be like I have no I don't even care what happens. I just want to tell you you're beautiful and walk away. Yeah, it's a good move It's a good move. I can see my wife. I'm gonna start. She told me about I was gonna start doing with every lady I see then If it's such a nice thing, it's okay. Yeah, that's my plan for 2026. I'm gonna do that I'm gonna try to get a ton of female friends Just so I can be like laying in bed and be like, oh dude Samantha did she's so funny You should you send me this thing. It's so you guys you guys should hang out. It's a really great move Do everything your girlfriend says is not a big deal Fine if we can do this Like dude Kimberly just sent me a meme you guys have like a similar sense of humor. You guys love each other We should all hang out. I'm gonna go to the beach with my friends from college. Of course a couple of my guys. It's gonna be fun We're gonna get a beach house. Do you know who actually does this? Who? Hoss He trashed all the press He texted Brittany one time and he goes I'm on a girl's trip and she was like, oh He must be talking to his wife and Hoss like no, it's just like my friends from college It's like a girl's trip, but I go Jesus Christ. What an animal. He's a bee. He's it. He's the highest tea you can have going on the girl's trip What we were friends That's crazy you would you go on girl's trips? Hello, and we're back Deleted I always oh you gotta bring the mic up Oh, my bad. What do you ever like come across those dudes or like, yeah, I was just kicking it with my home girl last night It's like, what are you talking about, dude? Your best friend your girl best friend. It's like what are you doing? Yeah, unless you're having sexual intercourse Yeah, obviously, but at that point you can't call them your home girl. That's crazy. I had a guy call A male called a girl of a fuck buddy last night. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like lady friend Sean said that one time The fuck you the hell do you think you are? That's just my lady friends My lady friend. We're gonna get out of here everyone's mean Dude, it's stranger girlfriend wife. This is a complete stranger to me. That's what I say about all of them Never met this one. So I introduced my girlfriend to people. I go this is a complete stranger. I just met her earlier This episode of matt and shane secret podcast is brought to you by dude wipes Matt take it from there Well, let me tell you something about these dude wipes right now, man. I'll let me take it right here. 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You're like now. I'll beat the fuck out I mean, they're joking but no for sure. No, I got something to get in Spencer like you think you beat up Spencer Yeah, because he's so big and he thinks because he's so big he can like beat people up But I feel like that's he's soft inside. No Spencer Spencer Spencer soft as fuck though I don't know dude. He's playing fucking football. He's pretty not beat his ass How big this guy like gigantic six six nine like 300 bro. He's huge It's like the undertaker. He's literally the undertaker He was the one who was playing the davin bussers. I was on mushrooms watching him play fucking video games. I was just like He's terrifying. Yeah. Yeah, that would be kind of scary on mushrooms seeing giant guys See the giant guy play a kids game. Oh, fuck. I was like, damn, dude. We used to have Vikings now. They're just at fucking davin bussers It's crazy That should be burning a village So he's hanging out with lamar and davin bussers buffalo That was the best that was that was an awesome time. That was literally the best time. Yeah. Yeah, I saw the one guy I think it was the snl after party. He tried to grab like your jacket or something And that would you get some pretty quick movements. No, remember your snl after party There's a guy with a backpack who's trying to make everyone do drugs or pretty much make Shane do drugs with them And he was like go away go away. Yeah, and you were like dude get out of here And he tried to unzip something on your jacket and you grabbed this guy's arm with a pretty alarming and terrifying speed Cranked it up. It was like a drug nerd. He's like And he like got away and I was like I was watching like dude, you would have for sure died It would have been we had that one time where we were hanging out Yeah, it was the same night you were saying you're gonna fight dispenser. Well, yeah, it was clean It came up at the bar. Yeah, he was tripping. He was tripping. Yeah I don't know. I don't want to go into it too much. No, no, no, no, you were uh, you were saying some things. I do It is weird I I know I've known a couple of guys like that who do have like a weird Who'll go up to like a tallest biggest guys and be like Fuck you at the bar. It's always like because I have like tall family members and people will try to like fight them And it's like a it's like a weird fetish horses. The dudes Giant freaks in your family like six six. They're massive dudes who come up and be like Fuck you think you really would beat the shit out of you My cusco. Yeah No I'm taking him in spot on You can't take the spot. Not to do a no David's gonna beat up war mode Yeah The duo would be too dazzling. Yeah, Spuddle come in suicide bomb at first. He'll come in 100% He's just a torso. No defense. He'd have no defense. He's a problem. Yeah Yeah, okay. He's got noggin too. He'd be tough to hit both those boys. That's big ass noggin Oh Brother Nice. So you got you got a show tonight. I was I'm yeah, I'm a little slow. It's all right. I'm thinking about it 10 o'clock. I do. I forgot. I was a 10 o'clock or 10 o'clock stuff But we'll see it'll be fun, man brand new stuff. So We'll see trying to uh, trying to come up with the new stuff. It's pretty fun It's like an hour. Is it like a full show or is it like I'm gonna try I'm gonna try to do like 45 minutes of all new stuff We'll see if like, you know new-ish. So We shall see they see it's really just a test for lantic city because it's like I don't know. I feel like a lot of people from philly are going to be there who have seen the old stuff So it's like, let me try to give them the new just want to bomb in a lantic city I'm gonna bomb If you lose the race and bomb dude, you have to just you have to walk into the sea You have to just go straight into the sea Bomb and lose the horse and dude, he would be a and the races before the show. Yeah Yeah, you can't you can't bomb you can't lose the race and then Think of him after the show. Yeah, I just be like your new stuff's not good. Oh, yeah Yeah, just fly home quietly I would change my flight secretly like I so I just wouldn't fly home with my family I'm like, what the hell they bumped me off the flight. This is crazy. I'm flying first class tomorrow by myself. This is crazy Yeah, I couldn't go I couldn't face my family after that honestly Or or it would just charge me for you know, the next victory out for train harder. Yeah Just train harder. You're not gonna bomb there and your family's gonna be there. You're gonna you're gonna do great It's like 20 out of a thousand people And it'll be 20 family members. There's a lot backstage. You're gonna be a problem backstage is gonna be nice I've been talking to brinny already. It's gonna be those hotel rooms. They give you gone. Yeah, they're all they're completely gone But yeah, it'll be it'll be fine man to be a nice little trip and I'll take the kids to the beach Just for they start school. So, you know, that'll be we have we have real school now I'm like my eyes in kindergarten. So I gotta like get up at 6 30 every morning It's gonna be it's gonna be fucking bullshit. That'll be nice. Yeah, you're gonna like that Yeah, I do like the fucking jacuzzi the fucking dots on the calendar for real though. I put one on The picture you sent me I was like Oh, I did I put one but then I she ran it back on me so fast I was like just kind of defeats the purpose dots will be too connected right now. She probably she knew she knew what she was doing I think so. That's a good method though. It worked You did yeah, it did. I mean, dude, I was I mean my wife's also I've learned she's a geronophile What's that? She's uh, she's attracted to older like elderly men. So I have the gray goat The goat's nice. She's real. I told her my first thing I noticed when you walked in I was like, damn the goat's getting strong It's a yin yang go With geronophobes, dude, I had fucking eight old attractive guys Yeah, I've learned about uh geronophiles nice one. Did you ever hear of a Bayesian aphelia? It's people who are attracted try to guess what it is Bayes eophilia. It's like a Bayes eophilia babies No, good. Yes No, I don't know I wonder what there's got to be a different term for like straight up baby attraction We were like no man teenagers I need I need a little I need the hershey kiss That's crazy Yeah, just baby fuckers. I think there's no real term for Yeah, this was called a baby. I think you call him like governor Senator No, Bayes eophilia Bayes eophiles are people who are attracted to Pretty much like neck braces orthopedic boots Oh, no I was I was research I was deep in research and kink for my radio play So I came across a Bayes eophiles was like it was I it was like a A through z list hurt people it was I don't I think you're just attracted you're attracted people who are like bound in medical Neck brace is the funniest thing. That's the funniest way you can look If you have a neck brace on you are a loser You can't go out public You know a person in a neck brace at a casino It made me die The Bayes eophiles needs to head to the fucking casino everyone in there is fucking dinged up Everyone's got a cast on Yeah, true. That would be a good place for the base of the casino is rockbox I can see the bees man rocking the neck brace at the casino with this hat That should be his merch Shut the fuck up Go to bars shot off Yeah, where'd you get that hat? What that car heart Is bees the main guy from No, that's from tires. Yeah, that's that's garabies. Oh, I can see how you okay garabies bees Well, I remember him talking about bees is kyla's kyla's boyfriend The girl on the show. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. He's a he's a comedian and uh He's just a good guy. He's just awesome. Yeah, he's back in Philly Can't wait to see him. Yeah. Yeah, I might I don't know if I'll see it You might make the track. You never know. You might just honestly see him there. Yeah, it's true The neck brace in a casino going yo Yeah, you're racing fucking horse dude. I'm so fucking gay Only person I've ever met in the world who whispers like a deaf guy makes no sense. He tries to be quiet He just goes straight up. It's crazy every time he's like, dude, fucking because we all live together So somebody'd be upstairs. He'd be talking shit on me. Like, dude, I'm gonna tell him Don't fuck with that shit Bees is incredible. He really is Never is never swam once. I know it's crazy. Yo, he gets so mad at me bring up swimming This is how we dress at the beach just jeans t-shirt. Yeah He was like 6 p.m. Where were you all day black? He visited him at the beach and he just never made it to the beach Bees, dude This stands in jeans like, yo, it's fucking beer. It's fucking hot out here Yeah, he rules Oh man Oh, bro, dude, what do you got going on? Shit just Rehabbing got some visits lined up go to see what we got going on. You don't have to break the news But what do you know? Say what you want Up to the northeast a little bit. Yeah I like that. I was a little up there. Little out west. Yeah. Yeah. Nice man. You're rehabbing. What's uh, what's your injury? I had tore my p.c. on meniscus. Yeah, so I had tore it um the 17th game in 2023 And buffalo and then signed with Jacksonville And the shit just never got back, right? Yeah So I was just running like week 10 and just took a cut and then Felt the pop in my knee and Went to go try to walk to the sideline. I was just like, bro, I can't make it So then my meniscus and then my p.c. Oh end up fully my p.c. Was already partially torn in a fully turn and then I had tore my medial meniscus So how do you actually rehab that? Oh Quad sets. I mean it was a lot. I was on crutches for like 12 weeks and then I got a blood clot in my calf So then I had to be on blood thinners for like three months um But literally like you just have to get that flexion back like bending and shit. Yeah, like that's like the worst part Fuck you have to get that get that bend back, bro. That's crazy. Dude. If I run for like two days in a row My knees are fucked. Yeah, like if I don't know me they were talking about running. I was like, I don't think I've sprinted in It's a decade. It's dude. It's the court when you when you do it again Did you run track at all in grade school? No I ran it and I wasn't good at all in grade school when I remember my like 100 meter time But I can't even touch it. I can't get close. You're fine Well, I mean I'm not that fast right now. I'll run 100 meters and like I think I got like 13 5 13.5 But it's not dude. I think I used to get like I know 10 with 10 seconds was like crazy in grade school And I think I used to get like 10 seconds 10 seconds is crazy now crazy now. Yeah, like high. Yeah, that's like high school guys Okay, never mind. Maybe I got the same time No, maybe I'm just 14 seconds all the time There was a couple kids who ran like close to 10 and it was like 14 seconds is kind of moving. I could be wrong 13.5, but yeah, 14 13.5 is great But it's it's not bad the for when I first started sprinting again after a while my like I like my fingertips become numb like half my fingers are just completely lose feeling. I'd be like fuck. This is not good I might die out here. Yeah, definitely But your body figures it out. Yeah, you'll see when you're geeseed up You do anything you go. I didn't I didn't know that could happen to me. Yeah Certain things start with dude my arms my hands will fall asleep It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it's circulation. It's fucked up. I got a long time for that. It's coming But here's the thing though when you when you do cardio me about fucking aging No, I'm not doing that. It's gonna sound like something that my body wouldn't do to me Brother, I was like you when I was your age. I was jacked and had to have some fucking Trust me, dude From then until this day all my tattoos disappear too my tattie. Are you tats are gonna fade off? Well, dude cardio. I always thought was pointless because I was like Cardio's pointless. I thought it was. No, it's definitely What I was most important. I know but when I was younger I was like, I'm just gonna bench press and get a bigger chest. Why the fuck would I run and then like When you run your body grows like new veins. You just can't see them But as soon as I learned that I'm like, oh, yeah, that's cool thing. Yeah, you just think about your veins growing Your capillary spread and you're like, this is fucking sick So especially when you get like out of breath like when you were a kid I haven't done that. I like I did that recently this week and it was just like I used to do this like 10 times Yeah, I used to do it all day just like fucking for whatever reason I like thought I was gonna die. I laid down. I was like Around 400 400 socks 400 is fucking brutal. Yeah 400. I think 115. Sorry. I keep talking about trash. No, that's That's solid. Yeah, it's not bad. It's all right 40. I'm gonna be 40 in january. So What would you run 100 meters in probably like 100 meters Oh, no part like 11 maybe oh shit. Imagine like fucking burn you dude now 13 Neck and neck We can have a race right now. Well, how's it? I don't want to I'm running now. I'm running out of taking the deep waters. You know, right? You gotta keep rehabbing before you come at my boy. I'm good. He's fucking secretary. He's fast You're fucking he's fast as shit I Feel 13 vibes are my best dead My anaerobic capacity is definitely my strength. So yeah, all I I've said it before all I gotta do is follow him the whole time I'm gonna give him a little leash. I'm gonna give him a little lead Make you think like oh shit. I'm really beating this guy Close the gap as soon as I see that finish line just Go on hit the gnaws Where are you guys racing on the beach? Yeah That's gonna be tough dude a mile on sand gotta be close to the water. We'll be close. Yeah, we'll be on Hard sand you got draft behind him. That's true. I'm gonna let him block the wind for me. Yeah, but yeah It's gonna be hard sand I'm gonna I'm not gonna go barefoot because I last time I ran barefoot. I fucking Fuck my toe up. Yeah But it'll be cool Friday be Friday. It's kind of bullshit. I gotta fly all day Thursday and then fucking get there But when you're running, how do you know who gets to the mile first though? He's I'm trusting He has some sort of marker. It'll probably if I'm guessing it'll be a street sign On the beach. I'll be the marker. So We'll see it'll be fun. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. I might just try to do a photo Please film it I have to figure out how to do it and if you lose delete it, but I might just do it I might just do a chest. Do a chest do with my phone. Yeah, and just uh Also, I talked to a cop recently and he said he he's his body cam footage a lot of the times is uh Our podcast has like the soundtrack to it. I'll just be listening to the podcast So they give me laugh I've been watching nothing but body cam footage the last few days. Yes, it's been pretty great Body cam footage is nice. It's pretty funny. It's a little sad. It's a lot of schizophrenic people. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks When they start yapping, it's kind of funny. Yeah, they're all it's heartbreaking. But yeah, they started hitting numbers and shit Like I'm actually 727 Yeah, I love those guys. Yeah, they hit names and numbers. That's how you know They're pretty impressive like frank is coming here and he's gonna be pissed at you People are like, I'm fucking talking about it. Like you'll see Have you hit any like completely schizophrenic uh, instagram videos for sure. They're the best. Yeah Or your first year like what is this guy and they're like, oh, fuck this gets a friend Yeah, it's making a lot of sense at first. You're like, damn this guy is fucking crack the code. There's one good one There's a good body cam this guy This old dude shot a drone out of this guy and they came to talk to him and while he's getting cuffed He goes, I can't breathe. I can't but he makes a fucking george floyd joke He was the man though other than the george floyd joke, I don't approve of that Schizophrenic I hit the gf joke. He was not schizophrenic. He was just a bro. He was just bro now He's literally a 72 year old guy that a drone was over his house. So he shot it. They all called the cops along They were like, we're not gonna arrest you and he was like, I can't breathe. They're like, all right Yeah, so I got that going It's really funny. Yeah, I'm working on that. I can't believe those cops are being such a fucking snowflake Hey, the camera did shift away because I bet those cops laugh those cops probably loved that fucking joke Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they were like, fuck That's a good one. True Yeah, yeah, yeah, what else is going on? Tell you this dude had to run in with firefighters recently. Whoa, what'd they do to you? Bro, these guys were fucking hunks, man. What? No, I swear to god We had we had like a back to school party for my friends came over friends from the neighborhood And I saw that on britney's story. You guys put together a fucking party. It was it was it was great It was fucking fun, but she called she art the fire department's like near our house She went up there and she's like, hey, if we're having a party is come by bring the trucks kids will spaz And I had to run out for a minute. I come back. There's just two gigantic fire trucks, bro hunks just walking among the fucking awesome hunks dude, dude like Crem crème de la crème dude fucking chill out six three six They're just massive. I could have told you the awesome fire department was definitely jack dudes It's ridiculous jacked hot guys that do jiu-jitsu and shit. I'm like, I'm like, oh cool Like the fire departments here the kids are here. This will be cool The wives are just being horny perverts the entire time being like did you call them for the kids or for us and right away? I'm like, fuck these guys. That's crazy talking to husbands. I'm like, again, you gotta do what they do You make those jokes back. I know. Yeah. Yeah, I should have been like I'll fucking suck one of these guys. What if I sucked one of them? How would that be? Just really loudly like what do you want like a devil's threesome with these two guys? It's fucking crazy when pee in your butt. It's crazy But no, I was I was hating I was right away I was like these fucking pee get these fucking guys out and then I talked to one fire fighter He's like, yeah, we love the cast. I'm like, these guys are fucking awesome. These guys are great. Yeah, fuck them I went from being like, I'm gonna fucking start a fire down the street because these motherfuckers out of here These fucking hot guys off my lawn. They truly were fucking sick. They got the jaws of life out and they were just Crushing beers with making them explode. They were truly Yeah, dude, it was so tight. These guys are awesome. Dude, they're we're they're blasting the hydrogen They fucking blasted me with the hydrant. I was like that's got a fucking funny. Really? Yeah, I was had fun They were they were the best. Yeah, I was like because at first it was just hooked up to the trucks I wasn't a lot of psi and I was like stepping in it like showing the kids like yeah, I don't give a fuck and then they hooked up Oh Yeah That fire department they need to head down to that homeless and came in by Nate and just blast those fuckers They call it. Yeah, they got rid of it. They're coming back, dude. I don't think so. They put a fence up now What the fence that kind of doesn't man. Yeah, you put a fence over the dreams over the rules of fences They do respect fences. They did that in Philly. They had that whole it was near my old house They had a big baseball field and playground And like it just became like a genuine homeless encampment It was big and all they kicked them out and put up one measly chain link fence and they were like I can't yeah I just put the they just put the handkerchiefs on the sticks They cannot fuck with fences at all The simplest fence they're like well shows over guys shows over I guess we're gonna have to find a house That can't be homeless anymore. Look into some first-time home bar Yeah, it's funny. It's crazy man. The camp he had nearest house was right next to his house was dude. His friend was there The more they like welding at night There was just barrow fires. I was there like blacksmiths like multiple barrel fire They were literally smithing Making swords and shit Just a foundry. Yeah, they were going nuts in there. Yeah, no Driving by and seeing them the silhouettes and the flames must have been terrifying It was and it would be like 3 a.m. I'm but you got a fence around your apartment complex. They can't get in wait What would you say you don't you have a gate? Uh, they respect the gate They don't they don't respect gates. They respect fences. I feel like they wait till the gate opens That was my theory when South by was down here they moved them all from under the bridge They do they do that they do sweep them away over by the creek. I think they love that fucking bridge under there I guess. Yeah, the shade would be nice. Yeah I'm trying to get you for parking like you parking and they stand there like I helped you get that spot And then you're like, he's gonna break into my car if I Oh, yeah, they were fake. 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Yeah, it's huge van and arena grand rapids michigan august 16th, it's gonna be big And then take fly back to a lannick city after that fly right back to a lannick city Ovation hall ocean casino resort. I wouldn't go to that. I would go to grand rap No, that's good ocean is gonna be no oceans will be sick. This is gonna be before after the race After oh nice. You need to talk about the race on the true. That's gonna be. Yeah, it's gonna be a big one Think about that. Oh, I better the whole time I run. I'm gonna try to get a nice five minutes You get five out of that You definitely will it'll be nice. It's all it's it's Slated to sell out it it might not it's gonna sell that'll sell it's very close. It's close That thing's gonna sell out. I hope it will. I think it will and you know, even if it doesn't we're all gonna have a good time guys 8 o'clock p.m. Atlantic City, New Jersey august 16th go to where would you say you're playing? Oh, eight p.m. Van andle arena and grand rapids michigan there It's not as good. I was gonna do the Atlantic City arena, but I was like, you know, you know what? I'm not gonna do that to my fans I Would never go to everyone you want. I don't even care Uh, august 15th little Caesars in Detroit 16th Grand Rapids 23rd mil walkie Millie walkie and then out never mind number six never name stadium That'll be sick. That's gonna be a bomb and a half So bad But I'm just gonna be happy to be there. That'll be tight. It'll be really uncomfortable. But that's actually yeah It's now you say that that's actually amazing to perform at the stadium You're gonna wear pat you should wear pads, bro I'm gonna I'm gonna be a no-name this weekend Or tomorrow I go to no-name tomorrow. Oh, oh, yeah Strap the pads on line them up. Are you sure wearing for your set? If you came out in pads, dude, and slowly fucking took them off took pads off just just wore football pants sleeve sleeveless under armor Put a locker room bench on stage and to sit on it every now and again Guys, dude, this is what it's all about the house that rockney built All right, go see our shows august 16th in whatever you want to Atlantic City Check it out And one last thing Matt's new animated short the papa john paradox is out now on his personal youtube channel And there'll be new animated shorts every monday on that's personal youtube channel. So check those out, please Thank you Link is below Now let's get back to the show I did uh, I was the valet one time But I did do something similar where I just didn't park anyone's cars and I'm like, yeah, I'll take that and then I just Left with all the money. It was like peace out Just a restaurant. I was like peace Someone hired me and then you didn't park any of the cars I had like one stick shift car and I couldn't drive stick So I was just lumping that thing around and I was like, dude Can you park this I need to get another car and I had like the guy do it himself and then I started going like I should just direct traffic in here And there was hand me money. I was supposed to like give it to some guy, but he never showed up So I just like later. Fuck you and he called my friend. I was like just don't tell him I talked to you Made like 300 bucks. That's awesome. Did you ever have a job? It's tight. No, never had a job That's so tight. No Yeah, I figured you've been playing football the whole time. Yeah full time 24 seven Dang, it's pretty cool. Yeah, since I was like seven I remember those days Yeah, yeah, second I quit my dad got me a job at a fucking factory Killed me second I quit football. He was like, I got a job for you. You don't want you want to be a post-season quit football here Here's a job and it sucked. It was worse than football. Yeah, no, I wanted to quit when I was nine We started put the pads on I was like scared and shit. Really? Yeah, my mom was like You quit now you quit the rest of your life and I was like, yeah It was kind of right. I kind of quit everything I've ever done. Yeah, they were right Yeah, good for them. Yeah, I was so the pads are the shit. I just Yeah, I was a big fan of pads I sure thought I was like the best football player in the world and then I meant I went to high school and was like All right, well figure something else out put a run start smoking weed actually This is what we got Yeah, that shit's fucking hard, man Although they should have I wish I had better coaches, man. Yeah, they should have got you. I wasn't fucking I wasn't D line material Yeah, you're lying. You're clearly a linebacker Yeah, we'll see. I mean was I though Yeah, I can see a middle linebacker 510 outside Outside probably Matt Milano style. Yeah, you got some And you had you to head he player you'd be like Keekley. I couldn't do to understand that you'd get it True. Yeah, I would you'd figure it out. I figure out the game That's what I honestly I thought I would have college did not figure it out I couldn't figure I couldn't figure out. I want me to read this playbook. I'm gonna fucking figure out the offense I couldn't figure out one play basketball was impossible Basketball you come down pick here you guys play immediately run straight into another guy pick. Yeah, I'm gonna set a pick and hopefully that's what I do I will get the ball in basketball and just throw it away and meet give me someone You know get this thing to fuck out of here. It's the worst. I don't need this pressure It's the worst. It's funny. You still see that in the NBA though Like I remember like trying to break a press and it's like dude. I can't dribble don't throw me a fucking ball if I get trapped we're fucked If I get the ball trying to break a press it's fucking Straight in the air You still see in the NBA though guys will bring the ball at the court passing somebody you clearly can't dribble at all Yeah, they're like they panic Yeah, that's shit fucking who was that was it harden towards the end with the sixers that just Suddenly couldn't dribble I swear to god it was harden hard hand handle the whole he's still I feel like the last like playoff. He just he he kind of fizzles out in the playoffs Allegedly, I don't even put that on him, but he I can't I'll never shit on his handle. He's always Good diplomatic answer for James Harden I'm a James Harden guy I swear to god, I remember the end of the his run and Philly of him just falling down constantly the ball I mean, that's he's an old man now He does tumble sometimes but Yeah, we got that going on this year in basketball The east is ass it's gonna be probably the thunder again is my guess the east everybody got hurt on the east hollerburton Uh tatum the nicks might be the best and fuck that The magic the magic the magic yeah the magic of a pride won't be good to actually I think the sixers are gonna I think the caps will be good again. The caps might be good. I forget about them. I even see what they did last year coming They were great. And then they yeah, yeah, yeah playoffs ass. All right. That's been our uh, mba talk. What else is going on? Cameron there you go That's honestly, that's the meanest thing I've ever heard anyone do What you can explain it better? He was beefing with uh, uh, Cuba Gooden's brother Omar Gooden Jr. From like baby boy fame. Yeah. Yeah, so he called him like he was trying to say some Like respectful about him. He was trying to say that uh Like not popular actors don't get enough money And he mentioned him and he called him Omar Gooden Jr. But he's not a junior So he got like butt hurt about being called a junior with you Super dumb reason to get mad and made this tracks at cam that aren't for real for their kind of fire But uh, but then so cam instead of like doing any like rapping with him he Like he got him for like a movie that doesn't exist. He booked him for a movie and had him like film Like scene for a movie flew him out to Miami Paying him for the movies in spanish. The people are talking shit about Omar Gooden in spanish like in the sea They're called him like a fat They're called him like a fat bitch in a pussy ass nigga And it's got cam in like a room where he can see everything Feel but he's like look at this fat nigga with his titties out just saying the mean is he punked him? He revealed the punk at the end or he just not not too like he revealed it like yesterday He just showed it on yeah, he tweeted he tweeted he did it like a video on twitter where he's like Because he did another diss track like unprovoked and he was like see I wasn't even gonna put this out I did that I did this for me I was just having fun doing this but I he's got him signed in the paperwork where it's like the end It's his footage so he can do whatever with it. It's It's really funny though He said he's like nigga you's on the dollar menu. I got you for nothing Kim might be the funniest. Yeah And it is Omar. I didn't know keeper gooding jr. Had a brother He keeps Omar to the he doesn't let everybody know like I didn't know that was his brother for real for real I know exactly you're talking about. I know those cuba goodings brother. I had no idea He doesn't like the junior. He should associate with him or it might help That's a crazy reason to get butthurt I think he was more so I think he was getting a butthurt over like lesser known actors than jr Yeah, probably but ken was trying to say like he's a good actor. He's a little bit more of a bag But and then he turned on him and he was like, well if he had called him cuba gooding jr. jr. I get to be mad about that with the double jr. Double jr. That would piss me off Junior is a high insult. Yeah So what are you looking at jr. jr. would piss me off. Motherfuck All flat of miami at being your movie You piece of shit So also you can get any you can trick any actor with that big we have a we have an incredible opportunity for you for sure Yeah, what was that documentary they did where they got the wendy city wendy city heat where they got the guy you ever see that They do that to a guy. He's he's the man. He's a very funny guy He's a crazy guy a little at the comedy store and these other guys made an entire fake movie They told him he was the star of an action movie and just filmed a movie of a guy that thinks he's in a movie Everyone told wendy city. Everyone else is in on the joke. They're fucking with him the whole time doing like stunts throwing them in trash cans and shit It's incredible And he never really got it they show him the video at the end they go this was all kind of a joke and he loves it He's just laughs along with it. That's Yeah, that would i'm trying to think that would i mean what's his next move? What's omar goodings next move? What's omar gooding seniors next move? He's trying to commit violence You have to resort to violence. Yeah, no like diss track and top that he has to He he threatened to diss track which it's not going to be better than that And he did he did try to play it cool and be like i don't care. I got I had a free trip to miami Like you gave me 3500 and cut but like no that doesn't he was trying all the tricks. It wasn't enough I think yeah, you gotta walk away. That's his next move He should have been like i'll leave that alone. I knew it the whole time i'm probably just fucking around Uh kim also said he was like, uh, I guess he was trying to do comedy and he was like he was he said he was he had a show Book that are all of god Yeah, you gotta leave him alone. Yeah, you gotta leave kibble Somebody fakes and puts you in a fake movie. You gotta go that guy won. Yeah, this guy'll stop it truly nothing to Yeah, listen up. Huh? 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I'm not a mean person I told you look good in that hat earlier. Yeah, everybody's making fun of the hat Do you look good in that I last shout against you when you complimented me and I Go with the front nice. I was I shut the fuck up dude Anyway, all my ads and my house you were wearing the dumbest hat I've ever seen It's a great guy right who's ready for battle. Yeah, I'm just nervous about trying new hat. It's I feel you on that though You know I have two hats I can wear if I put it try to put on another one I just I like get not even out of my bathroom and I'm like I literally did that I put it on looks in the mirror and took it off and I was like, Nate Do you want this and they're like it actually doesn't look bad? I was like All right, I'll try Maybe I'll try something different today Maybe it'll be different who knows Do you ever do stand up with the hat on? Uh, yeah, I've tried I can't do it. I've done it actually like because I was doing a podcast and wearing it all day No, you rolled out. Yeah, that's fucking sick I can't do it. I've tried it. I wish I wish I could be a hat man on stage All the greats all the greats do yeah hat on stage is fucking power move So what roll through I'm like, I'm just trying out some new It makes it different with the hat on stage though. Can't I rely heavily on how dumb my face looks Can't see your face so I feel like it is reserved for goat status. You have to be like almost trying to like hide Yeah, so I try I kind of pulled the trigger prematurely like seven years ago It's nothing compared to my blazer at the open mic the blade you It's one of the most embarrassing I wore jeans and a blazer and a t-shirt under it You gotta bring back the look I thought that's how comedians dress That's how they dress is like that. I looked I haven't seen it since Sorry, it's how they dress Yeah, that was tough. Thank you guys weren't around yet. That was at the comedy zone That's in Harrisburg. It's the Harrisburg comedy zone rocking a blazer off the highway at a truck stop Just bombing Hbz Hbz is nice head place is nice. Yeah, the fucking murals are crazy. They can't give me a mural. Yeah, what the fuck? Fucking boss has a mural Shrek Shrek's up there. They got well. I'm done. Dundee. I can name the whole fucking mural. I stared at it So many times dude. They got it ice somebody to give you your mural. They got Raymond the Amish comic Earl David Reed Liz Kevin Hart's up there Fuck Chris rock They just toss and random beat all the chappelle is like a racist caricature. That's what I remember I remember chappelle. They didn't do him justice at all. Yeah, that one was rough Yeah, what the fuck I can't get one. They can't erase Shrek. It's just fucking paint Shrek white There you go. That's him that's Shane. He started it Crocodile Dundee being up there is nuts I mean that's at that point. They're hating on you. I swear to god I do dude every club I'm at you're on the wall. They put like serious They're like non-comedy actors up there. Jane Fonda on there. It's like regular movies. They just tossed up There's some bullshit Yeah, although the guy who painted that wall is definitely dead now. So they gotta find everyone that's from there is dead No, they're all alive against all odds every single one of them heat the quiff still going I thought for sure he was really yeah, he almost died like while we were with him He fucking fell asleep under his trailer He got stuck under his trailer and a fucking blizzard What? How did he get stuck? He took me. I don't know. He's down there. You went on his trailer and froze He was incredible He crushed everything he came back with the fucking oh, it's a baraka baby Home run he said uh baraka, but his parents had an asian doctor and that's how they named him. He goes. Oh, it's a baraka baby He was a beast dude. Yeah, he was his partner and remember his partner Big tea the cops the cops came Big tea the squad we put together in central pa was fucking crazy It was homeless people And a truck stop This is a real comedy. I'll show you real come. It's just you're following a guy. Oh this guy who's killing Oh fuck you gotta bust out the blazer. I might have to bust out the blazer. It's time. Yeah, it's time to do the blazer Blazer with a v-neck t-shirt God damn dude That would suck so bad. Yeah, it was a black v-neck It's gotta be the third smash you have to be you guys are not to do when you're starting stand up You literally have to be an insane person. That's true to just go. I'm gonna go to this. I don't even know one person here I'm just gonna get on stage. Did you go and scout one night and then I scouted ahead for like a year For a full year. I was going to the comedy zone by myself watching people bomb And I was just like I'm better than them. I know it. No, I got up there and couldn't talk Yeah, I just couldn't speak I was like, I don't need to write I'm just funny There's like next time I'm gonna write like two years later. I went back Yeah, I feel like my first time doing stand up. I wasn't even supposed to go on but they like called my name and I just like killed Just killed I'm just doing Steve Harvey Steve Harvey's like I went out there and I killed for an hour and they said you gotta come back. Yeah I never had guard dog. When was your first uh show? When did you get up there? Uh, I tried it once when I was 20 and like a coffee shop On temples camp. That's a tough one. It was tough, but it was very fun And I have a nice memory because chris markel was there nice. He was hilarious He was so funny He had a sunny deep bottle filled with water and he pretended that it was his penis and he was squirting it at everybody Drinking coffee. Yeah, he was he was not afraid to use props. It was awesome. He was very funny with those props It was also funny when he disappeared for a year and he came back and was like what happened He goes I got chased by the cops on a dirt bike and got arrested He also made props other people's props going to his bag at the end of the night He was not afraid to find some extra props lying around like iPhones Beast the funniest kid to get yeah, so funny. Yeah, he was the man. Yeah Oh man, I miss those The Hairsburg Commie's own days That is fun Especially the first like Couple years once you're like I'm about to get 40 bucks to do 10 minutes. It's gonna at a winery. It's gonna be sick Winery shows were awesome. Yeah, they're sick Yeah, that was especially when you start doing good in the open mic scene. You're like, I'm the fucking coolest guy that's ever lived On a Thursday night. I get to go to one place where I'm actually cool You get to be mean to all the new people you fucking suck Or if somebody's good, you're like, he's a fucking yeah, I got a bitch. I don't like him He's sucks. Did he stealing everything right there? That's a Daniel Tosh joke. Just so you know Everyone stands up for real cauldron of hatred. I'll go there and do it for $40. That's a good Dude, you'd be stoked to take that haul home. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's good Yeah I think you saw me do that last night. No. No. Yeah, I think that was 40 or 50 bucks Where'd you come up 40 from? Probably the mother ship. What's that? I just at the LB the big boy big wolf Big boy. Yeah, pump it up, bro. Nice. Yeah, it's it's nice. That's way more than 40 dollars Oh, yeah, it's real rogan does that every other like this. Yeah, true the seller the seller's like On a weeknight probably 50 Yeah, rogan's like the what's like the the process then like in the Comedy world to get like to the top like I don't you just keep fucking backstab Backstab can I start a podcast to get fired from S&L? That's the only way That's what I tell every every time like a host has asked me like, you know, if we're like a started podcast like How do I get traction? I'm like, dude, here's what you gotta do. I was like do it for like Five years and then pray to god your co-host becomes really famous You just find someone you think is funny and just go dude. I hope you make it so bad You watch the life just straight out of their eyes or like Yeah, that's it That's all you can do. Yeah, you gotta yeah, you just get lucky you keep doing it. Yeah, but yeah at first you gotta be Yeah, I me personally I had to be like depressed and Shameless because when did you start? It's really embarrassing. When'd you start 20? I was 21 22. Yeah, it was 21 The same thing. Yeah around 22. Yeah Now the whole time it's fun though, because like you get little I'm saying pop off like Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'd say 31. Yeah 30. Yeah, but like the whole time there's like a little thing where they're like, yeah Then like you get to host this weekend and you're like, holy shit. Oh, it's crazy I'm getting 25 bucks And then you get to tell everybody around like yeah, I get paid technically I'm professional. Yep There's just little things all the time and then you're like, I'm gonna be a feature someday Yep, then you get to do that the first time you have to drive anywhere. You're like, I'm on the fucking road I blew it dude Earl David Reed took me to Pittsburgh to Mars Pennsylvania and I was like, bro, we did it I was watching like entourage I was with my boys. I was like, you know, you guys are coming with me on the road. I got a hotel room in Mars, Pennsylvania Got out there four locos had just come out Oh, I've got fucking a bullet literally blacked out before the show Crash your wedding that was at the hotel They hated us. They tried to fight us. Yeah, then they saw my face on the flyer and they're like this fucking guy's at the hotel He's he's in this bar. He's doing stand up the a bridal party showed up. It was like, you mother fuck And I was wearing a suit that I wore to I was wearing a suit again. I'm I'm a fucking suit comic dude No, I was gonna suit that we got we all got suits from salvation army so we could crash the wedding Oh my god, so I was still in as I was in an unbuttoned suit covered in red stains from four locos Just dying literally bombing as hard as you can bomb dude Because they were like the host didn't show up. Can you feature? I was like, yeah for sure Can you do 25? I was like, no fucking problem I bombed so bad that the guy who ran the club was like What do you do? I was like, I go to college and he was like, what are you studying? I was like history I could be a teacher. He was like, yeah, you should do that He's like, don't you stand up. It's not for you. Just become a history teacher You know that guy is now I know the club's gone and he's probably dead He probably died knowing I should have been a history teacher. You didn't know it was gonna work Yeah, he was yeah, that was kind of fucked up. Yeah, I get it if there's so many fucking young Young comics and when you see him in there, dude, if a kid jet, this is my first show Yeah, showing up drunk in a fucking suit He should have known if he knew anything about comedy Guy fucking rules all those like more There are a lot of the places you got paid initially were like very old crowds And they were run by the most serious Dickheads ever and they were so mean they really were big boarding over you Yeah, and handy with an envelope of like 40 bucks at the end of the night and be like, yo Don't ever make fun of the host ever again if you want to work in this town and you're like, dude Yeah, they hit you they tell you how to do it. I did uh Uncle Vinny's yeah, and that guy got on my ass. I don't even know if it was the main manager But somebody there was like four people in the club. It was literally four old people eating just at an italian restaurant And I was lying. I was like, this is new material. I'm just messing around because I was bombing I was bombing so badly that I was like, this is I'm just trying out stuff. It was my best stuff And then I get he's like come outside and talk to me. I was like, all right, and he was like, don't ever Use this as a workout room. This is a club Okay, there's four fucking people eating spaghetti The fuck Yeah, they did that. The best is when I got I used to do the comedy. Do you ever do the comedy cabaret? Yeah, it was raw. It stunk pretty bad. Where was it? It was all over. It'd be like there's a bunch of restaurants hotels And I remember I did it night. I finally I was like, all right, I feel like I did okay The guy's like, here's your pay. Good job. And I like something told me like open it in front of him I opened the envelope just completely empty And I was like, yo, bro, where's my fucking money? And he was like, what the hell? It's empty, dude I was like, you motherfucker Yeah, you got to be kind of a scumbag to be running and those shows were not like lucrative There was the one guy he used to I forgot his name. He would book all these shows Almost near like the polka nose. Yeah. And like he just he didn't have a phone He would book comedy shows you have to like call his girlfriend and like, yo, it was uh, I forget his name See there and then she'd be like, hold on a second He'd just be whacked out on perks like, yeah, dude, you fucking shit's killing me. You're like a cross Never actually, I guess those guys did probably make some money some of those you get like 200 people Yeah, you make like 10 bucks. Uh, a real quick Hunch you make a nice eight hunch and just kind of yeah some of there was really there's a There's like a level of it. That's completely run by The meanest oldest fattest Waps and then literally schizophrenic depressed kids That's a crazy industry Yeah, but you get you get little things the whole time that make it, you know, of course That was a big one for me. That was the best. It was like the first time I ever had line. We drove up to the coal region in pennsylvania did like a Empty church. It was it was biob dude. We got fucking hammered in there with them. It was nice I remember there was a puddle outside of it. That was huge and I jumped the puddle and I was like, fuck That's all I remember that was fun though, that was that might have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen That was a good one Just going off the cuff of uh for the coal people. Yeah, the coal people loved it. I was talking about like jewish goms. Yeah, I remember that I was like, I'm a jewish go home Put a note in my mouth. I'll fight you Tell me what to do The coal the coal miners are Yeah, they loved it. Oh, yeah coal miners. Yeah, great town. Yeah, I think that was gym thorp And what I was up there. Yeah, great town. She fucking ruled. Yeah, we need factories back Dude We do we need something we need it. We really do need to start like Because offices are fucking lame man. Yeah, that's the new factory. You're like everyone's crammed into this office We do we got to figure out what to do with People who are the bros. Yeah the factories. Yeah, just like the bro people need to be thrown somewhere every day And just fucking whistles and stuff It's a good life. Yeah, you pay you go you go fucking. That's the problem is the standard Yeah, giving someone enough money to live because I feel like now it's just like You give them enough to get access to debt. Yeah, and it's like, yeah, dude You can get a house But you're gonna be in debt till you die and then you know wipe it. Yeah, we can't just all play games all the time Someone's have to work Bro today That's a good work. Today was a nut day. That's how you work You got in the pool together right now. Yeah, we all hung out we watched him play But yeah, you work Bro, I was like, there's no way he does this every day Lay in the pool for a while Yeah, it's a good day You're you're a he's a mental worker dude. You never Hold on playing the game. I'm going. Oh, that's a good bit. Got another one I'm not thinking I haven't thought once I haven't thought once today Yeah, I wish someone would blow the whistle and stop me from thinking that'd be nice That's what yeah, yeah, it's all this that's what sports are. That's why I like sprinting When you sprint you just stop sprinting and I like being underwater Being underwater under water dude, you stop thinking completely. Yeah, just lay underwater. Everything gets quiet. You go down there You go dude, I hit I give it to my kids all the time. I'll be in the pool with them. I go Disappear 30 seconds pop up. I'm like, you know, that was awesome The pool was ruined today. There were some wasps the wasps were getting what killing the vibe They harshed it. They were killing the wasp you working with there was there was a little tiny guys that they always drink out of my Well, they're okay. All right risk it. Yeah, then there was a A monster. What color was it? It's black black and all might be a muddauber. They're not really aggressive They're there. No, then a big fucker the biggest fucker. I've ever seen showed up yikes And I don't think it was a wasp, but it was I don't know what that thing was a horny. It's like a locus I was like, oh, yeah, the football is It's huge. That's kind of fucked up. Yeah, I have those muddauvers in my house and I looked them up They're not real. They're like the black wasp with like the super detached like body And they're like not aggressive at all. Yeah, it was that guy. He seemed to grow he was just fucking getting in everyone's face No, yeah, maybe so they're just They're huge. They're okay. Is he a hornet or is it not one to hornet skinny boy? Yeah, he had a long skinny Thor X. Yeah, they're detached. All right. You're right. And usually they only attack if you fuck with their nest We have them in my like attic Yeah, you gotta let them live they like get lost and they end up in my house every now and again They're you said open the door and they fly right out Okay, they're dumbasses, dude. Yeah, fuck them. Yeah, they like What are they? Oh, they like eat bugs and then feed them to their like babies in their little nest So they're good for they're good for pest control. They're in a good time I can't believe the muddauvers getting your face. They were yeah, they were honest dude. I had dreams last night. I had two ferrets I woke up salty that wasn't the case. Fuck. They were so sick I had a mom and a baby ferret And I all night just played with ferrets in my dreams and woke up and I even showed my daughter I was like, you ever see a ferret before just see if She's into them. Dude. They're the ferrets rule. That's what you should get. It's a ferret. You think yeah I could get like six or seven ferrets Yeah, and what you do is you know like the um tubing that hooks up to like your dryer vent Yeah, you just like put that shit all around your house and they just go nuts in your house all the time talking bro I'm telling you if you're using this fucking ceiling Yeah, those sidewalk 10 to 15 ferrets. Yeah, it's going crazy the whole time Can't sleep at night They would chill you gotta you gotta get on my schedule. You can lock them down to get on my schedule They would they'd be so stoked. It's chill on the couch watching fucking hold fast Bro, I'm telling you watch some ferret videos. I lived one. I lived one for like a night last night. It was fucking awesome That is awesome. I don't know. Yeah, I was like, I don't know where it came from I haven't been thinking about ferrets. No difference between a ferret and a weasel. What's that weasel's wild Same animal. You're crazy. I swear to god. I never knew that. Yeah weasel's is a wild ferret. It's just a domesticated Weasel. Mm-hmm. Or is it just in the weasel family? Isn't that a family? I think they're the same fucking thing I looked it up today because I believe you I didn't know if I wanted a ferret or a weasel and I looked it up I was like no that was a ferret Isn't it a weasel? Is it a weasel family? Is that all those fucking things? I'm not sure. I guess that's what I saw What's a think? Isn't that a think? Is it mink? Yeah, I'm fucking idiot. Mink. Yeah Mink coat. Mink coat. Yeah. Mink coat. What is it? Matt I regret to inform you that they are related, but they are not the same animal. Well, that's Oh, fucking. It's the same fucking thing. I'm sorry. No, you're right. This ai summary fucked me. Dude, it's not my fault. Yeah It's not true. It's ai bullshit. Sorry. What's the what's the difference? It's it is pretty much the same, but they said it's like a domesticated cousin. So they're slightly different Oh, I see I see you're saying I see you're saying. Yeah, they're not the exact Same species. Can you really put them up next to each other because I feel like they look exactly the same ferrets have to be wild animals You're pretty you you are right though Doesn't count now. I just told me I was fucking dumb as well But I'm taking the look at some pictures of ferrets and you're not wrong, Matt You'd be nice to have these guys run around. That's what I'm saying Yeah, wouldn't you like that you can put them on a leash too You don't want that fucking guy. Yeah, that's fucking good. Look at that guy. That's a young ferret Dude, they just chill with you that guy around Killing shit looks like a good time. Yeah, they're stevious. So they are mischievous. It makes me think of the the gerbil video He's got gerbils in his pants They found him on a bench asleep They like rip him off the bench They have to cut his pants open and they're like there's fucking gerbils. He's got gerbils in his pants He passed out with What did they do with the jerbs they catch him or let him go Yeah, they were all holding them. I don't know we didn't get that far, but The white store there's just animals. There's puppies outside. There's parrots and shit on the sidewalk He broke you through a rock through the window got in there and freed all the animals and fell asleep He referred to himself as mr. Pancakes So really they ripped off the bench is rewarding The what he was it was watching and watch cops ripping a homeless guy off a bench that just Broke it a little patch up Pretty great. I think he was on a bench like right next to it. I and I guess that guy just goes like a crazy house I don't even think they have crazy houses anymore. That's not just let them out on the street Whose idea was that? liberals Turns out having mental hospitals might have been a good idea. Yeah, the problem is insane asylums in like the 90s They used to like kick their ass You're not We got lock him up, dude He's a sicko. He's just he's a real sicko when you get to know him for real I just keep thinking of last night that's why it was a fun time. It was Chill chill sash or like Nice. Yeah, it was good. We're gonna kill her sash chill. Wow. Wow wait All right. We're back on the record back on the wreck Chill sash, I'll probably wrap it up. Yeah, right now Yeah, this is good chill sash today. Yeah, no one's no one really got less Uncomfortable the entire show. No, I thought we were for sure. We're gonna break through Hey, man, it's a lot of you know, it's when you're staring out to these there's fucking 10 guys in here Everyone's just looking at you. I know I didn't like looking over there. I had to keep like looking this way Everyone's just quietly looking this way Look at the interrogation. Yeah Well Good stuff matt. I wish you the best in the race. You're gonna fucking torch him I did I think I'll do my best so I can do it if it turns out you're lying about this hat And I just find out that people were making fun of me for wearing something my fault. That is definitely your fault, dude I would never warn it. I think it's a good. It's going to the bees no matter what but You broke my heart today. You broke my heart today. Obviously it's a bees hat I was giving you a compliment and I thought about how much the bees would love to have Simple simple and plain simple ass All right, Gabriel. Do you have anything to tell us? No, I appreciate y'all having me on. Yeah, it's a long time coming. It's good. 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