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And I would get on top of my father, and I'd beat him senselessly. And I'd literally be like, oh my god, and god bless him, because he just let me go to town. And I literally was like, all that APM, he's worked at 16. Oh shit. He's exhausted. He hates you. He's going to the airport and packing stuff. He's like, oh. I was like, Mike, why do you have bruises on your chest? My son went to be a chim. Can I say something? Go for it. Do you know there's a civil war going on with Chip Panzeza right now in Uganda? What? Yeah, speaking of monkeys, there's an ape empire civil war in Uganda. First time in 500 years. First time in 500 years. Why is it not the first time? They have apes civil wars. Yes, so there's a known thing. So I forgot. Who is documenting this? So there's a group of scientists that have been monitoring this specific species of Chip Panzeza in Uganda. This is the smartest I've ever sounded, by the way. Because you say, Chip Panzeza in a different country? Because you, Chip Panzea Uganda, give me my Nobel. What are you talking about? So there's a specific group of Chip Panzeas that these scientists have been watching for years. And now they've been living together fine, right? They've been fine, cool, cohabitating, cohabitating. Cohabitation. Until 2013. Oh, god. What's it called, the primary guy? What's he called? Let's go with maybe King. Maybe the. Sure, like the dominant one. What's it called when you're dominant in like a king? What's the lion called when he's the king? No, no, no, no, no, not ruler, but it's like in a male's. A king. No, it's like, no. Kim, if you say king one more time, I told you he's not king. Anything's king. Who's the best basketball player of all time in the broad? What is it? I'm talking specifically with animals, the dominant one. The patriarch. The ruler of like the animals. The governor? I don't know. Maybe one more shot in the dark, the king. The lion's the king of the jungle. There's a king over an empire. No, it's like the male. There's a specific word, and they're screaming, and in the comments, I know they are, but patriarch. Shut up. Patriarch. I'm about to beat you like an ape. Anyway, so the king monkey. There we go. Right? He died. So now there has been like, in 2013, the king ape died. Yes. So now that there was like this, there's battle between like the males to see who is going to take the top. Who's going to be the next heir to the throne. And so they split into two different factions. God, you're speaking my language. And then in 2015 is when the first attack happened, they like, it was a planned out attack. Yes, dude, they're so smart. They're so smart. There was a planned out attack from the west. Ha ha ha. And they came over and like literally like just started beating on them, right? Yeah, just beating their West Coast style. But now, you're going to do about it. But now, in this document, there's videos and photos of this because they have scientists in Uganda monitoring them. And they said it's gotten to a point where there is a full on war with tactical attacks for each side. Like they can see them planning these attacks. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my God, diversions and everything. You probably got one little slight little street act going out there, like maybe a bad arm ape. He comes with a hand and everything. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then people up in the trees like, ha, ha, ha. You know what's the spirit? It's exactly what's going on. And the attacks are, they're saying are brutal. I can only imagine, just imagine 100 men going and attacking another 100 men with no weapons. Yeah. Like just, you got to kill someone with a hand. No, they'll get them in like in the sleep. They do like nighttime tactical attacks like they're wearing sea, they got Navy SEAL apes. They're watching SEAL Team Six apes. So Sama been taking down apes. They got tactical team. They have night vision goggles on the apes and they're going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they got a Chris Kiley. He's got a spear and way in the back. He's just in there. They got a, they got, it's just flowing. They got somebody to come in war crimes. Somebody really talented. You know, you know, there's a traitor. You know, there's a guy that he's repping Crips and Bloods. Oh, yeah. We got to double agent. Double agent. That's like Homeland of the Monkeys. What in the hell? OK, so what's the, are they still fighting? Yeah. No, it's getting to a boiling point, like to where it's going to be super bad, to where like it might mess up that whole population. Holy, how many apes are there by the way? A lot of apes. I don't know how many, but there's a lot of apes. And so, and they say the attacks are so brutal, right? That they'll go like 10 on one at a time. And they have this documented. I haven't watched the footage and I refuse to. I'm watching it. No, you don't watch. Oh, yes, I am. I'm watching it. That's so sad. Bro, that's sick. And they said, no, it's not sick. 10 on one, monkeys go. He's getting jumped. It's super sad. He's not getting jumped. He's getting eliminated. Yeah, he's getting jumped to death, but they're stomping his. No, they said. Imagine 10 monkeys all in 10s. They're saying it's worse than that. They're saying they're ripping off their hoo-haws. Yeah, but that's what's going on in the monkey world. I'll come back next month with monkey news. This is monkey news. I mean, if you like it, I love it. I can't join this. You get that. You get the hoo-hoo. I cannot join this. This is monkey news. 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I just thought I should share that I've been I've been really trying to get into the news more Why well that's a weird thing and news is sad, but I appreciate you sharing news monkey news monkey news I'm gonna get some DMs I'm gonna do you like why are you that's a little too good Dude, there's some people that will request like I'll look at my request of DMs like it's kind of like for me like Shouldn't do it but like that tantalizing thing kids and you're like I want to go look at it So I'll go look at my requested DMs. Oh you get some way You get some cursed messages. Oh my god. Oh that oh G1 time out through the denim. Oh, no, they're worse now I'll get full on videos. I mean it's bad and I block you after that You send me a video of you and with no undergarments you're going But these they're like all the whites in my DMs will send me like the most racist videos ever and they'll be like show this to Pearson cam they'll love it Why am I catching racial strays? No, no, remember what you said about Darryl when we first got him God him you sound like you got we threw a casting net on him. We went No, that's not what happened at all. Yeah, okay Jesus you said say something first off. Did you know that made me think of what happened that the baby song What's the baby song somebody I was in the shower and this one I found out mom of the freak she sat in the toilet Pulled out a phone is picture of me. Yeah, so playing up She didn't lived up to see that's what I thought of now I don't know why my brain went there when you said DMs you with no undergarments. I Need I need I need us a study done. I think it's to the point genuinely I want to know what your requested DMs look like do you ever look at them? Not often not often a lot of times. It's like a eighth grader like dude. Let me on the podcast Oh, yeah, it's never gonna happen ever. I'll kill all of those dreams right now. That is never gonna happen Unless you have an exhilarated talent. Oh, yeah, like I mean I don't I don't even know what to tell you a baseline of like you have to meet this requirement to even Feel the need to send that I don't even know what that could be But yeah, that's not gonna happen a lot of those lot of oh, I think I saw you some of the thing things you got Yeah, were you in New Hampshire last week never been in my life. Yeah, so it's just a point. 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No really never like you like You don't go out Something I think you should go out like one time by yourself or maybe with the boys And I just want to see if you get hit on because I feel like you're I think that's important Right like I like if I don't get hit I tell Sarah this if we go somewhere long enough and I'm not getting hit on There's a problem going on right like we need a distance ourselves. They're released a gas. There's a chemical out there I'm no longer attractive. What's happening? No, no, it's that no We've genuinely had this conversation. We went to a honky-tonk now. I know those people aren't normally like hey What are you doing here? They don't want to hit on you. They want to hit you Yeah, it's true. It's honestly a fact. They go You think you do my honky-tonk. Yeah, but so we went to a honky-tonk and we were at the bar And I mean everybody was coming up to her because she's a supermodel right and so everybody's like, oh my god You're so hot and I was like Today I Said I haven't gotten hit on in like all day and then I go now that I think about it I think I hit on him months and I was like I don't feel good about this try years Try years. That's user error that that is user error. That's that's that's I need a software update I need a lot of things and that that's a fact. I think tattoos are gonna be my go-to came here Never gonna get tattoos. Oh, just let it just let it be good Six years to get convinced to grow a beard that no What do you mean convinced I didn't have the I did have the face for that big yes You did and I literally gave you the person to give you a beer and then I got a beer Yeah, but you're like, I don't know I think this chin strap. I really makes me look like Jason Derulo No, I hated the chin straps the only thing I had no you loved it No, he said you're gonna have to go through a couple rough months of looking rough But then you'll have it and then the hair cut I can't afford rough months hot take I miss your old haircut Hot take that is that it's magma hot take Actually, I want to talk about DM's I got a DM that said thank God you cut your hair I used to hate you that that was in a DM from a random person Thank God you cut your hair. I used to hate you. Those are so real like Honest hatred DMs are the best. Oh, you appreciate it. If you genuinely hate me for something. I love it. Yeah, exactly I like the fake mad like that's good reason exactly But I but it's a it's a it's a real thing because we did a podcast with B Simone and one of the comments said yeah Cam looks good because they were talking about your hairline. It is hairline's good But let's be honest. We all miss his old hair. I'm not I can't grow that back. I don't know what I would do I don't know what do you mean? That's like if you have That's like if you have dreads and you go to fade. That's fine. A lot of people do that Yeah, but you're not a lot of time that looks great with a fade I mean he looked like did he a little bit but he looked great, but did he was an attractive guy? That is true. That is true, but I don't it's just like I don't know I struggle in that gray area Go back. No, no, not even knew if I want to go back to my old hair Yeah, like think about me if I didn't get a haircut for one month You call me Millie Bobby Brown Yeah, and then if I get to maybe five weeks you say I look like I like I need help like I've something's wrong with me You need a style. I have to go to her months without getting a haircut No, but you can style it in between like you get white people can do a lot with their hair people with thin hair I have a rug. Yeah, but you can still do something with that. You can layer it. There's there's places out there Layer carpet pee how do you layer a rug? Cheaphead there's grows like this. There's people out there for that man. I'm telling you something I'm teaching you something. How would you if I okay? Add a month of growth. What is my haircut look like? What would the length be it'd be like right here? Just a ball. I'm gonna tell it to where it's like like this like it's like the spike you with the tips with the with the Blonde tips you look sexy like I mean talk about a slobber I'd give you dude. I used to watch clean you shot clean you shiny I mean you would think that you came fresh off the conveyor belt how new you'd look down there. Oh, I mean I mean you'd I'd suck the color off. Oh It's not much color on it Dude, I looked at mine the other day. I was like this doesn't belong to me. You look too much color too little dark I mean yeah, I don't understand like I got a different pigment down there as well But it's like not I don't get the science on that. I don't know either this that's the least exposed area of my skin to the to the Son not me, you know, I suntan especially when the summer comes out. Oh My neighbors get to know me. Oh, what that gets a good shine. What I mean I'm actually gonna get sunburn on your a this. No you spray down there obviously, but when I suntan I'm definitely like this dog. You might have to censor this season. There's a massive hole There's a massive hole at your testicle. There's a that your ball could fall out if you didn't have underwear That holds the size of a half dollar. That is a half dollar hole. Oh my god That is a Yeah No, no, no, you're going to I have a hole in my testicle Mine's nowhere. Let me see. Oh, I think that's just a size comparison. I think that's just God showing us what we got What are we talking about man, what are we doing? No, but I have a question for you. Yeah. Yeah, you brought up not getting hit on and it does hurt my soul Mm-hmm. Now I was talking to live about a week ago and we were going back and forth about a week ago We go go. Hey, wait, what's a song called? I Forgot to bro I totally forgot the name of that track about a week ago. We got go well, that's you know, we're tweaking tweaking Run up in the spot get the squeeze and squeeze and everybody catching bullet holes bullet holes Come on. Got me on my bully. Yo bully. Yo What is he doing now I Think he did that one he got jumped up on a table in front of executives a while ago He was the og. Yeah, he went to prison and then he's out. I think he's doing a song with Migos I think it's up so me goes. I mean you are widest. I think you drop the tune with the Migos The three of Migos, okay? What we say I was talking to live and we were talking about the same thing crazy enough How we don't get hit on but we're not supposed to because we're in relationship and I said That's lame though. That's it is kind of lame But I have a question for you and Sarah enjoy getting hit on if you let's let's take Sarah and live out now Let's say we're a tandem. We're a relationship you and me. Yeah, okay? We go out together and someone hits on me How do you defend me? How would you defend me? What do you mean defend you? If a girl comes up and hits on you I have to defend you no We're dating. Oh mean you are a couple. She's going in the trunk. So touch my man The trunk body bag toe tag what just like that yeah for you see now you're gonna have to teach me something Cuz I think I would be okay look we're at the bar. Okay. We're at the bar. We're dating We're dating I'm sitting to give a quick before you showed up. That's important because it depends on my mood It that very much are you nicer with quickie without I'm more relaxed. There's a quickie sure Okay, so you're more relaxed you're sipping on your tree like oh 40 I'm here. It's on the other side. This is the problem say someone comes up So stupid someone comes up and hits on you. Yeah, I don't think guy or girl. I What do you want for the scenario girl? Let's do a girl a girl comes up and hits on you See I don't I think I'd be like hey wouldn't excuse me really excuse me and she goes yeah, what's up? And I go that he's mine. That's my man. She was all right cool. I think I absolutely Improved you know that's different. That's different if she's being mean after you say that's my man Then that's a problem But the fact that you're coming over when I'm getting hit on is selfish that you know selfish. Yes You know that will make me feel good. It feels good to get validated feels good to know what's mine is mine It is yours. I'm not giving her no. I don't know you might be little give her away or no She gets no pus. Yeah, she might get that little green. Well. No that's see that's discomforting you're that's you have a lack of confidence in yourself Oh, or maybe you know that trust in you. Well that comes from you flirt taste of shit Well, you shouldn't have got with me not know like why are we even dating then if you can't handle a bad That's on you, but why are we even dating then because you want to learn you want the attention of others Why are you and I didn't say I'll go to bed with me at night? I didn't say I wanted I said I'll take it But you and me are dating. That's do you today me every day when you want to be seen by others? I love you. I don't love them. I enjoy the time though. Enjoy your time with me I love Drake, but I'm gonna listen to some run DMC sometimes speaking of Drake. You got some time to waste wasted with me Why are you wasting time with these? You chose me can't you're not understanding and we shouldn't have gotten this real in this relationship if you weren't prepared What comes in a bad pango you keep talking about prepared to bad you said yes I know I said want to be mine. You said yes. That's like that means again. You're like making me delete my Instagram I'm not making you you can have the different different I already in front of my face. Take you're playing in my face. I'm gonna get a drink for the both of us You're playing I don't want saving money. I got bankroll baby I will buy you the drink because I love you. I want you to save that daddy No, you never want me to say that any other time and this time I'm saving I am not saving I buy you drinks Well, maybe I buy your clothes maybe I go to bed with you She does and that should give you all the confidence in the world No, that gives me the confidence of a clown Well, maybe you should go to therapy for that because I can't help that I can't help that and maybe maybe your toxic is Maybe we shouldn't be together Oh Would you just say if this is how you're gonna act maybe we should be together Maybe we shouldn't be together all the memories all the history we have The man that you have helped me become and you just want to throw it away because I get jealous That you're getting hit on because you look great. I can't live like this memories are fine But call this the notebook you're gonna have to read me those I Did the notebook is really sad I'm trying to save our relationship I just broke up with you and you're done just like that. Yeah, see that's the thing with her little raggedy Enjoy that right now civic. Yeah. Yeah. See you. See you have to keep my mazorati. Yeah, the k5 is a lot better Sorry Is my k5 Where are you getting a new car beautiful beautiful car? Yes. Nice quite soon actually nice quite soon Yeah, not not a not a cyber truck, but I Say it's a step up from a k5 It's a hurricane If you pulled up in a Lamborghini one day, I would generally like set you down I would be like, hey, man, what's going on at home like did she cheat on you? If I buy a hurricane my life hurricane you're like You're like, I just give it enhancements make it stronger If I buy a hurricane, yeah, something's something wrong has happened in my life Cameron Kennedy bought a Lamborghini I would a hundred percent like it has to talk break down the science why because I know you okay You're the most pure off frugal. Literally off that we had a ten minute talks that came out that comes out today on our patreon And on it you said yeah, I don't need to buy first class I'm fine with the middle seat because I just want to save money. Yeah, that same person is not buying a Lamborghini Okay, that's fair. That's fair. And that's what I'm saying. If you were to buy a Lamborghini. I know it's a midlife crisis Something's happening. How do you like when'd you get the papers printed when it wins the divorce app? This episode is brought to you by Hems at some point you got to stop blaming stress fellas sleep or just getting older if your bedroom performance is in question It's probably crossed your mind to do something about it. 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That's Hems comm slash YSK for your free online visit Hems comm slash YSK The generic version of Niagara's a registered trademark of Beatrice especially LLC This is affiliated with Orchard Wars by Beatrice now on to the rest of the episode How I just thought of this hopefully we're still friends by the time this happens what the hell Can you imagine our midlife crisis like what's your midlife crisis gonna be like oh my god? I don't even I'm gonna start by knocking on wood It it'd be bad bro. No yours is gonna be mine would be bad You know yours is gonna be I can tell you okay? What do you think and then I'll change it cuz I know what it's gonna be because you've already kind of hinted at it Okay, mine mine is not this is a if this happened. I do not think this is gonna happen I will do everything my power to not let this happen if I get a divorce Oh my god. When is that becoming? I meant like what the fuck no that there is no higher degree of myth if I get a divorce my life will crumble really yes Why no matter no amount of no amount of price? I mean that hurts man that puts a dent half half of Half of a lot to lie That's a that's a hurt right, but we'll recoup on the back in no worries. It's not the half. It's the It would like be drop it. It'd be like giving birth mm-hmm to a 40 year old like I would be experiencing life So different so deep into life, you know I'm saying cuz I did not have the traditional you didn't have the single phase going out Yeah, bachelor. Oh, I got my own spot. I can talk to whoever I want I do not that I wanted that like I chose live shows me but I didn't have that Having to do that at 40. Oh, yeah, you it's like a 40-year-old rookie in the league. You'd be a dude He's rookie. It's like yeah, his knee is shot He is a horrendous athlete you would definitely be that weird old man in the club That's like posted up on the bar with a beer with like a like a huge beer like a press and hard like a 40 ounce Shiner box. Yeah, and you'd be like this with a red apples ale like just looking at the young women Oh, yeah, and like not even like that's another part. I wouldn't know I'm 40. I wouldn't know I'm 40 Yeah, my eyes are still gonna look 28 29 40. Yeah, and you do we wearing like us pa? You Should have paid attention you be wearing us pa just like posted up on the bar with it And just like look like like just like weirdly looking at women you make this And then you would go up. Yeah You'd be making suggestive comments and being like I know you can't have a boyfriend working in a place like this What's your number? Like that's how you it's all you'd get an accent out of nowhere I'd go Crazy, I'm like Whole lot of sure would hate if you were through it on me. What's your name? She walks, which is like you creep. I'm like, you're right Yeah, and then you and then you get turned down you'd be like I don't care and then you just start dancing by yourself And then still just moving around trying to find some in my last ditch ever last ditch ever It's I mean 157 the dude just cut the lights on and I go dude Honestly everyone in here you want to ride back in a Maybach? Haul at your boy That's how I walk out and then I go downstairs. It's not a Maybach. Yeah, I go back to my apartment and I'm sad It's a minivan. It's like the mad kitty mad kitty mad Mad city minivan. I've made eye contact with mad kitty Yeah, and you would definitely like try to go like give the DJ like four dollars and be like can you play that young gun a one? Like it bruh it's 2054 yeah, I got dude on still club anthem What are you talking about you mean to tell me a drip of drown comes on right now? He's like dude the servers are robots. Yeah, I'm like, what do you think my midlife crisis would look like? Now this is now this is some this some touchy territory. Okay, I think Barring The let's just call it the implosion of the internet. Okay, the internet just goes See, why do you have to go to disaster mode for a midlife crisis? You could be in a great position alive You still have a midlife crisis. That's an okay. Well, you can give me those great position ones I'm making real okay if the internet wipes. I mean I I I will pray for you I think that's I don't like that one because by that time by midlife I'm not gonna be doing the internet really no, but you as say you're warm say you've retired. Okay You without the internet is a scary thought you little job. No you said oh, I mean that if you're working or not I'm saying if there's no internet like the whole grid goes out you would be it would be bad Say you'd get anxiety just thinking about people in the old days Them and you got uncomfortable. Now imagine if you physically had to do that. Okay, what's my midlife crisis, bro? It'd be bad. I mean you it would be scary You definitely a beard it would grow so quick so fast out of nowhere you get like a Gandalf like down here Yeah, you would stick it. I mean this stench that would emit from your body would be Document-worthy like it someone would have to write about it. It'd be unbelievable your hate to say happiness Sky rock it down and I don't I think I Would hope you have enough in you to reach out to someone that could be good in that scenario like like a survivalism I think you'd be a bright full son of a you try to do it by yourself do what? Survive wait are we in like the apocalypse now? What do you mean survive? Bro, if I hate to break it to you I don't know if you live in under a rock if the if all of the internet goes out It's weird get into like talk about just a like regular life Just midlife crisis camps like dude when the zombies come out I'm not saying zombies. You just took this whole thing. Okay, maybe I don't know Crisis is yeah, but like what's like a 40 year like you're in midlife You're not it's like a guy that's like 50 that still wants to be like 20 years old He's like like an internal one. That's what a midlife crisis is. Oh I thought like something has to happen and there's like this massive chain of a fit No, that's what you're like when I get divorced, okay, you lose the internet when the zombies come out Oh, oh well it now takes with that. Yeah, my midlife My midlife crisis is when I can no longer be athletic I genuinely think that'll me up like when I stop stop stop your athletic now stop I can absolutely Touch the ceiling. Oh, that's I didn't realize it was that long I Can absolutely like I go I walk in to pick up. I don't even stretch. I play I have fun 100% sore the next couple days. Yeah, but when I get to the point. I'm like, okay It's a safety risk if I play basketball. It's going to mess with me mentally Yeah, see now hearing your you talk about it now your midlife crisis gonna hit you like a bus because you don't even know What it is and you're just gonna go through it and I'm gonna have to have the conversation You tell me just told you wait what I just told you you're gonna be young Your old guy in a club act like they're young getting on women. Oh, but that but hopefully I'm never if I oh, it doesn't matter No, no, no, no, no, wait initially what I was gonna say is you're gonna be like 50 years old wearing Nike techs Oh, yeah, but yeah, I don't see a crisis in that. Yeah, but you're not what you're gonna be fat Like you're gonna be overweight. I got that I got that lean belly Yeah, and then you're gonna be like that walk heart gut You're just gonna randomly walk into like a you tournaments and like giving kids pointers and they're gonna be horrible advice I think the worst advice ever It's gonna be like you try that Spain action. You're like back in my dad APU. Oh, you say and they're like get the guy. Yeah, they're gonna do who are you my who am I? Yeah, I Played division I go you're trying to sniff where I pissed greatness Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna like go to open mics and do stand-up and it's just gonna be like You just you just dude you just named like that that sounds amazing everything you just named sounds great for me Yeah, I would love to wear Nike techs. I'd love to go to a you and I'd love to do stand-up It's coming the a then that's not a crisis. That's a sign me up. Okay great on the realistic front. What would yours be? I don't know I don't know cuz my mind went Yeah, but I don't know you you got to come up with it cuz I don't think I'm a go-through one. Oh Wait a second you can just veto yourself from this. I think I'm perfect. I don't think I don't think I'm a kid one I just think I'm too. I have no midlife crisis for me. I don't think I'm gonna have one I'm too self-aware for a midlife crisis. I think maybe I'm way too self-aware. I think it might be something around kids. That's what I would think pretty mean Like if you like I'm be like 60 trying to try to shoot shoot up. Oh, no Oh, I was saying something to do with your children like it might be because you're a very in a good way But you love your life and stuff like that Mm-hmm I think maybe when it gets past to like you have to live for someone else or something like that and you have to like Forcibly stop doing things you want or something that might be your crisis. Maybe if I had to think That's a midlife crisis brother. It's parenting. Oh, yeah, but I'm saying Cam knows what a midlife crisis No, we just gotta move on. Okay, that's fair. Do you know how to whistle? There's no I think my whistle had a list but it was dry and at the very end was like it was like a little hype it Tail end we had some that's not a whip you had nothing you didn't hear that everybody shut up. No talking You That is not a whistle that is not a whistle in the slightest Yeah, I didn't I wasn't allowed to whistle as a kid. What the hell does that mean my mom said it would bring demons in a house So You know she put that in the same realm of like putting toenails in the soup, you know, I mean, that's all gonna bring some spells We don't want That whistling summons demons well, she said that and then whistling in the dark is even worse Whistling in the dark you can't see what it's attractive It's two things that yeah, I guess not right You're not being serious I swear to God and I always thought it was cool because my grandpa had a real racist whistle And he put that you know those Yeah, it's like a Going whistle. Yeah, I don't know how to do that. I think whistling honestly It's that is probably the most like pretentious ever people that walk by and just whistle one attention If you if you can whistle like hymns yeah in tunes you can yeah, yes whistle you're making me jealous or not jealous You're making me nervous, okay? Oh It's you seductively Definitely do a couple little cat call whistles. Yeah, so see people like that See people that cat call whistle honestly if it's like the weird construction workers No people that can whistle did you practice whistling or did it just come naturally? I don't I really don't know the origin story in my wish I used to be a I mean Olympic whistler before my braces see this weird bucktooth situation and it causes a little air gap Oh my god, I could whistle like a son of a baby. I didn't know whistling came with practice or natural I thought whistling was just gonna hit me one day like my first like I was gonna be like, oh wow I can whistle Whistling does whistling is not even I don't understand people who can't whistle bitch me. I don't know either But well you have a fat tongue. It's got to be the fat tongue syndrome posts and some you either you either blow out Or you suck in Minds an end what you can have any whistles. Oh, yeah, it's just like a belly button. See there now do your any Oh Okay, let me go I don't know how to it's here and use You're you're like touching your lips you should be the whole with you look wait, let me see your mouth Well, maybe it's gonna have more lips. Okay, that's it. That's a white people. Am I like that? You don't touch them you just burp You don't touch it you go Like a little look a little fish. There you go. Now just pull in try the inward I plead the fifth I Think that goes with what I'm saying I plead the fifth say the I go to try to whistle that way I cannot like know this is the heck to whistle you just have to say the inward like this My god, what if that what once you did that with I don't even feel comfortable saying that with the word Yes, what if that's how you unlock whistling, right? And it's a known like you found the secret sauce you have to say the inward to be able to whistle Yeah, and then you're just walking down the street. It's like every white person That's why my grandpa was like Oh My god Hit no And he's been going for a minute. You're one of the jingle you're you can jingle He's like he's like you hit a jingle real quick hit a jingle in the mic That means he was letting me know that means he's ripped you in his bed like I Feel comfortable making that joke in front of y'all There you have the only reason I feel good because Dario's here and you can laugh Is that a real thing you shouldn't continue the conversation? No, I'm saying you shouldn't continue and you're going okay? That's very awesome. Yeah, bro. That is some that's funny. No, I've never really thought about whistling before scrap But that that's what I don't understand about you. How do you not ask my mom if she knows how to whistle? Oh, it might be a black thing Dario can't whistle. Don't you dare it online? Don't try to fit in is it black thing? No, my dude my wife whistles like a hillbilly. It's just like two things. She goes Your wife used to let it ring off to call my mom real quick Hey, you're on the podcast right now quick question. Yes or no quick question. Yes or no. Do you know how to whistle? Do you know this can your sister whistle? Oh Kid your dad was can you could your dad whistle? No, no, you're that my dad. Oh wait, wait, would you say? My dad she said of course you can I think it's a white let's just come out. Is it a white and black thing to black people know how to whistle No, can Preston whistle I Was like I sure can Okay, well, we're trying to figure out the origins of whistles we said that the gateway to whistling was the n-word That's why a bunch of white people can say it Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna lie sample sizes and looking good right now We can't find a lot of blacks I can whistle Alright, let me by And we just got to the bottom of it. 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I think it's moderation Yeah, I think there was a point where you were drinking heavily not to air you out But I think I'm public about that exactly and same as other people once you once you scale back It's like it does. I don't I think cold turkey is wild sometimes when it's a clearly bad thing. Yes, do it But it's all moderation. Yeah, it's like that's why I think it's but but so I couldn't sleep the other night So I was like my dad will into the gum is I wouldn't CJ's room I Got I got that that that Matt is trying to be next door neighbor. Yeah, I know it was inside He was on the inside of your glasses. I saw that I smell like home, but um so I Had this thought while I was under the influence. I had this thought be careful Look at the ground right now wherever you're at if you're watching this look at the ground and then look at the ceiling Okay Every ceiling is the same size as the ground But if you were to put everything that's on the ground on the ceiling it wouldn't fit You did more than the gummy, buddy. What are you talking about? It's called the it's called the floor ceiling theory and I think it's a real theory after I looked it up Like more people have said this Like right now everything that's on the ground right now would not fit on the ceiling and like the way we'd be able to walk Around I argue it would fit Exactly no it would not know it would not how would it know it would not how how it would not look there's less There's less ceiling than there. Oh, I don't know it just looks different doesn't you just said it's the exact same size Looks the exact same size I don't think so. I think there's like more mass on the ground You want to see because look look if you put this chair in that couch or this is the couch as well I guess yeah, but this couch that couch all this equipment on the ceiling right now You we could not walk around as freely right here P you could not yes, you can everybody right now Look at where you're at look at the ceiling and put whatever furniture you're on right now on that So you would not be able to walk around as freely as you can now. Yes, you can know you the exact same No, it's not no, it's not do you understand what is above that ceiling? Installation and then above that pipes and then above that another Concrete slab floor with the exact same layout as us. Holy The ceiling is really the extra basement if you really think about it all the ceiling is is beneath another floor You want to talk about some real. Oh my god. You just came up So the ceiling isn't really the ceiling. It's just the second floor second floor So every place we're in right now is Literally the basement hundred percent you own a one-story house. No, you don't you're in the basement. Yeah, you're in the basement So right now we're on the second floor of this doctors removing We're in the second floor of this building right now and there's a ceiling above us, but really wait So there's people walking above us right now. Yeah, but that's tile. No, that's the tile Then there's the gooey and then there's the fiberglass. So technically we're two floors below We're in like the underworld of the next floor. That's all we are so whenever Somebody is like buying a house and it's a one-story house. You should always say it's a two-story house No, you shouldn't say it's too short to laugh you buy you don't want to pay for a two-story. No, no I don't do it for the cheap saying that so it's technically a two-story house. Yeah Wow, you can go up in that attic and what's beneath that attic? Because the ceiling that you're looking at is not the actual ceiling. It's just another floor You're not seeing that you're not seeing the apex of your roof You're not seeing the very top of the wooden frames. No, you're just seeing this whole seeing this Walk outside your front door look up looks a lot taller than the ceiling you can jump and touch right yeah, cuz it is they're lying to us You're in the underworld basement of your floor Then how do people fall through the floor like in apartments? They fall through cuz it's this with nowhere near this money It's an apartment, you know building homes is absolutely the most fascinating thing in the world to me It is it's a beautiful. It's a work of art There's a lot of new construction by my neighborhood right now and I've been watching these people build houses Anybody that lives in a house you're not safe like at all Okay, we're going completely different ways. I've been watching These people build a home in this new neighborhood all it is is wood. Yeah That's it And then they just put like this little fluffy stuff on the outside and then just put bricks to make it look good The bricks aren't actually anything. There's no concrete in between floors. It's just wood I mean yeah, would you but it's not like a bunch of layered wood It's just like slabs across and they built in like two weeks. Yeah, they make their frames They wall it off and you're good and then you could put thousands of pounds of furniture and people on that and it's fine That did that's not mind-boggling to you. No, you just accept Why is that so mind-boggling? Cam Cam Cam Cameron? Yes Imagine I just because it's not even special wood. They don't go to like that. You're right It's too by force. Exactly. They don't go to like Wakanda wood calm special wood. They're not getting your vibranium wood You're going to home Depot or a Lowe's grabbing just wood off the shelf and building homes that last for decades Yeah, people could just walk on them and put there's not even a weight limit There's no weight limit like your house doesn't come with a hay like it like it's an elevator like hey 20,000 on the top floor nothing more exactly. They're just like hey whatever the f*** you want to do right here You can do it cuz you know it questions it. No just wood Yes, is wood the strongest asset in the world? No, you are you are highly highly underestimating the strength of wood I've seen bridges crumble Bridges and those are made of concrete brick like the most hardest substances humans could possibly find definitely not brick They go bricks man the oven buddy You didn't know bricks made in oven every brick was made in an oven bricks are made in oven How many ovens do we got it's big oven brick is there a oven factor? There's a brick factories Yeah, it's like an Amazon warehouse. There's a million ovens lined up and they're just making bricks in it But how do bricks are made? However bricks made in an oven What starts in there like what do you put egg yolks in there a little bit of powder and then you got You got bricks. I don't know they actually make the chemical makeup, but nothing makes sense No, no no because years ago when I said about the gas stations. It didn't make sense, right? There was the gas coming from now the thing I'm saying about houses How is there no weight limit on the second floor of houses because all it is is wood camp? Literally in taekwondo classes. They have little scrawny sixth graders breaking through wood pieces and now we could put overweight people and deaths on it and It's fine and many fridges. There is differences in woods There's differences in density of woods and those six-year-olds hate to break it to you buddy. That was pre-cracked Let's keep it a be oh it was not mine was it? Oh your board was pre-cracked Chuck Norris. It would not do that Oh Chuck Norris would absolutely do that. You could buy the hundred and thirty nine dollar class you went to You're pre-cracked or it is I mean the thinnest whatever camp. Okay, but I can I can Literally the Home Depot would that you go and buy off this off the wall. I could break that in half if I wanted to I could give you buckies. I could give you a Phanosist thing you're not snapping a two by four with your own hands like this Cam if you put it on one end and one end in the middle was there was nothing supporting the middle and I went like this for a Literally like an hour you would break first off that yes That's how houses are built because there's nothing in between he so okay you as a person right? This is a perfect example you as a person. Let's say how much can you how much can you pick up wait dead lift couple hundred Let's call it. Let's call it. We'll boost you. Let's call it 400. I can pick up 400 pounds sure okay You can pick up 400 pounds now if we grabbed ten of you yeah, it would put you all right next to each other You can pick up a lot you can pick up four thousand pounds. Yeah, so that's the same with the wood one being by itself Yeah, a frame for a house is a two by four two by four two by four two by four two by four two by four two by four And it's stapled with other two by fours, and it's a big frame. No, it's not it's hollow I just saw it I Just saw a house I was I'm watching houses get built camp and it I can see through one side of the house to the other I can see from the bottom to the top You think they're selling boneless homes. It's not completed all they do is add like that that fluffy pink And then they put bricks and that's all they do in carpet in wood Where's the floor where's the floor I don't know yeah, just cuz you don't see it Doesn't mean it's not there, but that's that is mind boggling me to how they could that could just last decades and no one's questioning We're just walking on it beauty of engineering. It's not engineering engineering. There's no computers Engineering isn't just computers engineering is building things. I thought those architecture that is architecture as well But you know, it's computers Engineering is not just computers. What do you not understand about that? Why are you sitting like that? crazy Engineering is computers. I walked into an engineering class because there was this girl that I had a crush on and she was an engineering And they were on computers all day every day You could have walked into any of my business classes. I was on a computer just business is business only computers You can't do business without a computer. That's in the modern age. That is the dumbest ever heard ever You don't have to you can't do you can't do business on a computer not really What in the hell we're gonna get the docu sign you don't need a doc you sign what else what do you need? I could walk up to you right now and say, you know what? I have this brand I'm gonna give you 30 000 dollars to promote it. You have to have a shake my hand you have to sign a contract You don't have to yes you do no you don't because that's not real business and a contract doesn't require a computer That's yes. It does. No, it doesn't you could write a contract Lee no legally you know you can do that Yes, you can write a contract you can write a contract on a napkin and if it has the bullet points It can uphold a court of law. Okay, but where'd they get the napkin? Not a computer a nap Napkin's paper right a napkin is paper. It's not copy paper I don't know the breakdown of a napkin. It's not napkins don't get made in a factory that factories run by computers If you want to play that game, let's keep going back until oh, I don't know computers didn't exist World kept spinning We had medicine before computers did we? Holy s*** We had medicine can I say like sports before computers? We had theater before computers We had art. We had music. That's not business If I make a song and I sell tickets, how did you make the song for people? I'm talking about Beethoven If I could go I'm not too convinced If I can do that in a hundred people by a two shilling ticket to my concert I leave with 200 shillings. Those are agreements and Business agreements Let's define business then. Uh, you went to class for it. Yeah, I don't even know the I don't even know the webster definition Guess I wouldn't trust what you have to say about it. Oh my god. You are a monster. You are a monster This episode is brought to you by quo. 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No missed customers now on to the rest of the episode The you should know podcast Uh, oh my gosh. Yeah, go ahead speaking of the whole route and everything Of a business and school and computers. Okay crippling adhd. I went down a investigative path You investigated something the other night. What'd you do sicknesses? Speed sounds that's what that was that wasn't a cue. That wasn't a thing John jumps shirt, huh? It's just mind-boggling to me. What nothing what nothing john jumps shirt Yeah, i'm 28 years old wearing a john jumps shirt. No, I got you the shirt. You did. I'll say you bought it. It's a beautiful shirt What's mind-boggling nothing good. I don't want to do that. You're gonna dox me. No. Oh good. What are you saying? What are you gonna say? Go ahead go So I was researching The most potent and strongest illnesses you can get over the last 20 years And it's not it's not covid. Okay. It's not Ebola polio It's not polio. It's not smallpox and it's not the swine flu It's the beaver fever That is the strongest and I have evidence that is the strongest sickness I got a case in 2009. What does that mean? I got a case in 2009 17 years later. I had a flare up I saw him at coachella. Yeah, I saw human beings falling out passing out crying Justin Bieber is the biggest thing who has since michael jackson He is massive And it is genuine it but my son got a case this weekend your son fell in love with jesson beaver He sat there and watched the whole coachella performance. Yeah weekend one though Is there's something no, I generally think they put something when they made jesson beaver. Oh, they put something in him I'm telling you because there's a I have the like I don't remember really. I have a vivid memory of the first time I watched jesson beaver It's the strongest it's fun record Fud rockers in destin florida and I remember there was tv's going and it was like like the second tower just got here I'm telling you like we're all eating and then every tv changed to the baby music video And everybody adults kids Everybody went like this and watched oh i've never seen a place go silent. Everybody was like this like we just got like Like what a spell works. Yes. I'm telling you and yeah I've never experienced something like that and I can that's the closest thing We will get to feeling what peep our parents felt about michael jackson And i'm glad you said that and i'm looking right at y'all when I say this I don't I don't care if you put my feet to the fire. I don't care if you clip this I don't care if you cancel me for this. I am standing on this fact here. We go justin beaver did an era's tour It's better than taylor swift This message is brought to you by cam kennedy that's at camkin 22 or no, that's the cam kennedy on instagram My world He goes oh so good. I got you sequel my world 2.0. Oh y'all love that. Let me do the acoustic version That oh you you love christmas trees and hot choke and hot chocolate. Yeah christmas album Okay, he's got that after that. What do you need to what do you need to turn into believers? Here's believe Unreal and guess what after that. Yeah, I found my purpose hold that for me Yeah We're gonna chop the hair off by the way acoustic version of the believe as well Yes, we're gonna chop the hair off get a get yatted. We're going through some changes. Oh Find that one, but it was decent. It was an experimental project After changes, you know, I like my hair. Let's grow it back and give my hair some justice Drop that. Oh, that's a good album. I like that then he took a four-year hiatus and dropped a back-to-back Heavyweight champion classic swag and swag to Double out swag is a good album. I just don't like the way it was mixed 2009 to current day all hitters Better than taylor Now are you are you going off this saying personal preference preference? Are you going off this saying? Uh, your definitive jusset beaver would have a better heiress tour than taylor swift I think off of propaganda and her tours. She's already done. It's it's almost impossible but in terms of Objectively with a with a t-shirt t-shirt some facts I would argue there's equal amount of girls at their peak prime equal amount of girl listeners listen to jesson and taylor Okay, so many more guys will listen to jesson beaver before taylor swift. It's different. He's a guy So he can pull more If we got equal amount of girls, I don't think so Girls are girls are like are are are ready to die for jesson beaver as they are for taylor and their swifties So equal let's call it wash at their peak powers Right, but he has more dudes as well because he's a dude taylor's not pulling guys along with her girls Justin's pulling guys with the girls. I don't know man. I don't know You're not making a bad case about this But I think taylor swift is such an anomaly of a human being I should like saying like i'm like a huge fan. I do respect her. I think she's a great writer Like I think she her pen is matched But I've never seen Ticket sales like that. Yeah, like the way she can move a product of ticket sales hard ticket sales is like nothing I have ever Seen and I don't even I don't know if that goes for a talent thing or marketing thing Or a thing But I do not know if Justin Bieber can sell a hard ticket the way taylor swift can now tell me This man does he bites the style of an era's tour. Yeah, like promo Isn't that already kind of confessing if he's biting the style of taylor swift doesn't kind of put him behind a little bit No, she just did it first. She was the trailblazer. Yeah, that's that gives a point. Doesn't it? But it but it's not about who does first about who does it best I don't always agree with that. But I think there is a coming up with something. I think that is a You get a point for it. But I don't think we should just like Like I don't think we should ignore steve jobs because there's better technology now on a mac book that he didn't come up with But he came up with this thing like yeah, I'm gonna be able to technology but with the that's in his company I'm saying that's like sports like you don't just because something Bill Russell like he won it first. He was the first to coach in it. It's like he's not the greatest He's just not it's different. But yeah, but yeah, but anyway, if he did that like saying Like believe will be on there my world old hits new hits everything era the whole like Anyway, can I say this? And he caught a bad like the whole with COVID and all that stuff. It was unfortunate. Can I say this though? I do Justin Bieber As much as I love I am a like You know, man since I was a kid a Justin Bieber stan. I will die behind my bebes and how but I let me say this How many guys hear let me let me say this. He is not a good performer like Taylor like a great performer. He's good. He's not a great performer Like that's just been his thing his whole career Like as a kid. Yes, because you're in that machine and they're forcing you to you know, they're doing it Like you have to do this did this dance move with the thing like one less only girl. They did that for him But like you could see Justin Bieber now you could see Justin Bieber now like Coachella There was a good performance, but he's not a Taylor Swift Is a Genius performer like the for swimming under the state like the different sets and the Like that all goes into making a good show Justin Bieber can give you banger after banger after banger, but can he perform it and take over in a ring or stadium? Like Taylor Swift can I think Taylor Swift takes the cake in performing. She is a Phenomenal performer. Yes. I mean Like bar none a phenomenal performer Justin Bieber. I like his music more I would rather sit there and listen to a Justin Bieber concert regardless of his performance I do not think he could put on a show the way that Taylor Swift does put on the show probably not but the overall Tour and if he decided to make a massive production behind it exactly I would go Oh, who's okay super quick. Yeah able or Taylor in terms of performing Uh, well, I I cannot answer that I cannot I'll say anybody We can the weekend show That is a that is a actual able to testify if you ever come across Can somebody clip this one of our 9000 clip pages able to testify? My name is Payne Harden I I will get exo tatted on my Forehead just for a little bit of acknowledgement. I don't care. I'm marked out. I'm a fan. I'm a super fan. I love you I listen to you all the time. I have all of your f**king finals, man Please don't go away. We went to your old house sounds creepy I did go to your old house whenever we went on tour now. I'm just kidding able but if you're if you see this I love you, man Generally, I do Oh, I forgot to respond to him that sucks. Um, no, no, no, no, um, let's get into the game This episode is brought to you by booking.com guys I've got to say if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business This is the place to be you know the place to be is oh, I know the place tell them booking.com because this is one of the most Downloaded travel apps in the entire world and for a good reason since 2010 I was 11 you were 12 They've helped over 1.8 billion vacation rental gas find places to stay. 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We haven't done a game in a while And we a lot of this episode we were talking about like our friendship and stuff like this And I want to get into a deep dive of our friendship but add a little twist to it I have not seen you hold your beats in two in the year year and a half I found these actually in a backpack It's so dumb surprise. I still work. I think I wore him like twice. Oh my I mean just an I want to play The headphone confession game Oh god So we're both going to wear these headphones. The other person has to say a real confession about our friendship We've been friends for 10 years and we're about to spill our secrets with some headphones on you got to guess what we're saying All right, you go first I'm going first. Yeah, okay Okay, okay. Here. Let me uh, you got the music going. All right. Let's do it Our preface is me and cam have known each other for about 10 years. We went I cannot hear anything, bro I can't hear a single thing. Okay We went to we went to college together by the way. So are you talking to me? No, okay I don't I don't this is a hundred percent true and I've never told them this. All right. So when you say it. I'm just guessing. Yes In college I told a girl that had a crush on you that you weren't into her Somebody I got in college and you had a crush on a girl. Yeah This is so because it's true Because I liked her She was crying laughing. No, she loved cam too and I said he's not the one he doesn't like you Okay, in college. You love me. No in college I told a girl that had a crush on you That you didn't like her What the hell? That's a you're Fucking in college you told that you told you told a girl that liked me That you I didn't like her. Do you had a crush? No, I had a crush on her. Whoa. What the I thought you I thought you said you told the girl you had a crush on me and I didn't like her when they know You straight up and say you told her you know the girl I've talked about too Wait, which one? Oh, wait. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. It's so she wow, so she came because First of all, first of all, we all had a crush on her Exactly and so she came up to me one day. She confessed with the tongue that she liked me. Yeah She said she said I she's like, hey, I really like you. Do you think he's interested in me and I go I'm going to be honest. No That is that is generational Oh It's all good everything happens. Yeah. No, it's not like you're mad about it now, but it is That's the same. That's the same and the crazy thing is like like a month or two after that. I asked her on the date. She said no Oh I didn't tell you about it. That's insanity. I can't Oh my god Take those. Oh, yeah. God. I know the route you're on. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Hold on Yeah, leave it loud. Oh all the ears. There we go. Can you hear what I'm saying? You can't hear it. It's so loud. Have them to show up. Okay. There we go. You ready? What are you ready? Yeah, okay During one of our first road trips in college I fake went to sleep so I could listen to you spit game on the phone. I feel like he's whispering Is he whispering? Due to my lack of my lack of flirting One of our first road trips. I fake went to sleep to listen to you spit game on the phone On a road trip You faked being asleep to hear me spit game on the phone I am dead serious Here's what I'd say. I literally said I said, yeah, bro. I'm out of here. I'm just I'm gonna go to sleep Wait, wait, that's concerning because I know whenever you used to be asleep. I would get in my bed. Oh, I heard some crazy I said, yeah, I have no shot I said, how does he possess one? How does he possess these skills? Who was I saying that? Oh, it was so gross. Oh, it was so gross. It was so gross I was like, what the f*** was like, what does that even mean, man? And I was bro whole time no phone. I couldn't blow the cover and I literally was just like I turned to the wall. You were in the other bed and I was just like this You were like, oh What is that? You're like, I can go in there. We're what part of the body is that? I was like, he doesn't even have that car. What's he talking about? The crazy thing is I used to wow loud whenever I thought cam was asleep. Oh Do you know hey cam, you go take a shower? No. Oh, yeah, that genuinely opened my eyes. I was like, I'm never doing that again I was like, I'll just straight up ask him. No need to no need to sneak. Oh, wow. I gotta make use of it. The other things you heard Oh, wow. Okay Okay You know a couple months ago cam said his phone number got leaked. It was this is probably why You ready? When we're in public When i'm in public and fans come take pictures with me and ask for my number I give them yours Okay Something in the beginning about at first I thought Miami or Vegas or some city I think you just said You give people my phone number when they ask for yours. Are you out of your mind? The amount the amount The amount of reach out fake spam call a cam dude. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. It all makes sense No, no, no, oh my god. They all say blame Peyton at the end and I always try to think I'm like, what the hell are they talking about? Oh, it's because you know fans come up and they're like, hey, I would love to build and connect I got this business. Can I get your number? And I'm like, yeah, sure. I just give me yours Peyton the amount That I get that quite literally say hey, bro, don't even want to be like that and not trying to be weird Hope you have a great day, bro blame Peyton Why are you doing that? Give me my home address next time. Why don't you? Oh, dude? Yeah, he's not here But this is where he's at. You can go take a picture there. What is wrong with you? Why are you giving them my phone? Just make a fake number Then you don't feel bad about giving them mine. No, because I don't feel bad about actually giving my information out No, because I know your answer flip. No, I don't answer. I see and I go, oh god You started to at the beginning. Oh, I was answering. That's why when we made you made that story A couple months ago and you're like, dude, I think my phone numbers leak. I was like Oh my god Can we can you put yourself in my shoes? How pissed would you be if I did that? Oh, I'd be fury infuriated Then stop it. Why that's exactly how I feel. Stop sorry The last time I did it was this last couple weekends ago at uh WrestleMania that was the last time I did it But they were really convincing that they had something a good business opportunity and you went to business school I'm not getting I'm not getting business inquiries. I'm getting hey, I'd love a FaceTime Hey, my dog's name is jerald. Hey, this is my friend. I'm getting harassed payton harassment Okay, I'll give them I'll give them cj's number next there you go. We're robbies cj definitely won't answer Oh, no cj'll find cj'll find where you live cj'll get that number do some biotracing get an ip address and be like, don't do it again Okay, oh, you're no. Yeah, you're out of here. Hold on. You're out of here. All right. I'm ready One time you beat me in an argument so bad one time you beat me Oh, yeah, there we go one time you beat me in an argument so bad I went home and I rehearsed it in the mirror, but I altered it to where I won One time we were overseas and you beat me so you went back Nope, that was close. Nope Close. Yeah, let me see your mouth. Okay One time you beat me in an argument. You're kiting on the mic. I can't One time you beat me in an argument so bad. I went home Redid it in the mirror, but altered it to where I was the winner one Oh, we're just cheating. No, I'm gonna say but I can't say because I'm starting to say his lyrics He was like surf surf. Yeah, he was like surf surf Um One time we were doing something and I beat you so bad that you went home and looked in the mirror and flip flopped Is that wrong? Jumped it back on so close so close. You got it One time you beat me in an argument so bad. What okay, sir one time you beat me in an argument so bad I'll be you in hoops So bad so bad I went home you went home looked myself in the mirror looked yourself in the mirror I altered the outcome and you're like Is that what you said I altered it to where I won Oh and convinced yourself that you won. Yeah take them off I said one time you beat me in an argument so bad that I went home as a grown man I looked in the mirror. I redid the argument but changed it to where I won This was like a year ago on the pod What argument? I know no no no not on the pod no it was on the pod like it was like a real argument Oh and like I lost and I was like oh god not went home and I sat there in front of the mirror and I was like Oh Proudful. Oh god. I was like no honestly. You know what honestly in the mirror as a grown man I think that's early on said skit so dude. It might be bad I mean that's early signs and you get voices and I literally was like oh my god. I should have said this You know what this is how I feel Not potting by yourself in a mirror is crazy to get an argument off that I mean that's nuts I mean that's absolutely crazy. I mean imagine you're doing that your son walks up and he's like No, I'm pretty sure it lives pregnant like it was that recently. Oh wow. That was bad. All right last one last one That's I mean that's sad. That just shows you how to be body of an argument All right, here we go In college I muted your alarms because they annoyed wow. Wow. I mean wow. Okay start over in college. I muted your alarms Hmm You're talking dude. I was like he's not spate English. He said I was like In college. I muted your alarms because they annoyed me. I mean I am In college that that is concrete in college in college. Yeah, I think I saw like pudding I think I saw alarm. I think okay alarm. Yeah. Yeah In college, I muted your alarms because they annoyed me You set you set my alarm for an appointment. You pushed my alarm for an appointment. No in college In college you pushed my alarm for an appointment in college. Yes. I muted your alarms because they annoyed me You you what are you saying in college? I pushed my alarm. I muted Muted. Yeah. Okay. This is a bad start now. I gotta get the ending. Yeah, you muted my alarm my property Okay, say it again from the from the jump in college. Yes. I muted your alarm my alarm because they annoyed me Because you had ointment that's I'm not getting the last part is ointment appointment It's something because they annoyed me it annoyed you I'm not gonna lie. There's more No, it's not it's more of a confession. You got it, right? You would mute my alarm Because it would annoy you. Yeah. Well, it was because You would set your alarm to practice way too early And so I went in there and I turned it off And then I went to practice and that was the practice you were late to And you had to do punishment the whole two hours And it was because you know the amount of cuss this is I like I need a break after we finish this episode I need to go like hang out by myself. You have sabotaged you have sabotaged My collegiate I don't give a I told you to change it and you're like why it's mine. I like it It wakes me up. It's like it's waking me up. Who are you to tell me to change my alarm? It was waking me up, too For practice too early Can we can get better you can stretch more loosen out that back That's a crazy movement for a solution out that back Wow Loosen out that back Okay Yeah, this is I feel like I'm in court like I'm fine like there's like evidence that's been brought to me that is so Yeah, it was that one practice when you walked in late and you were like so confused on why your alarm didn't go off Payton I got shin splints after that like that's the part you don't know that Hurt our practice were like two and a half hours long and and coach tuli in a gym from the thirties coach tuli said camp Can't he bring your over here And he goes this white mother because I want to come he said this oh you sleeping. I know you wasn't You were sleeping I said I said coach. I don't I genuinely don't think about it. When have I ever been late? He said let me think today get your Dude, I did I okay the bleachers weren't the biggest I did bleachers all practice and then I did towel pushes on the side and then I did bleachers And then I did towel pushes until the practice was done the whole time. I was like this. I was I mean like That's probably the first time I thought about quitting in my career. Honestly, you could have changed the trajectory of my life Yeah, that mo if I butterfly effect if I get so mad In my pride takes over and I start talking back to coach. He talks to me. I quit the team Yeah, I don't continue playing basketball. I probably come back home. I don't further my relationship with Olivia I don't have malachi. I'm not a father and I'm single and I'm probably fat and with like a bald head Yeah, it's true all because of you But I think you work because I think I convinced you that day when we went back because you were so tripped out about the Alarm I said let's just set them at my time so that at the same time it's extra loud. We got double alarms I think that's what I ended up doing. I don't quite remember you are a master of manipulation you you are a Owner of the dark arts. Yeah, that is insane. I really like that game because those are some truths I had for I mean when I say Does it feel good to let them off? Yeah, I feel good. I don't really I feel bad about the The alarm thing I feel but it was funny like a couple years. It was funny afterwards now the girl That was that was now that was you should feel bad because she ended up getting in a relationship with the guy was not They ended up fine I think yeah if we're talking about the same I need I need off camera. I need you. Oh, you know I'm talking about I need I don't know because it You know everybody that it's one of two in my head everybody and I went to that school. Yeah, it's one of two That's insane. Yeah, it's all good though. It's all good. I mean I was like, I mean it was a hunting field out there When I was on the prowl and I saw this is an easy kill. He said oh, yeah, he thinks you're gross He said actually he's disgusted by you. He was you're you're nasty. I think I went word for word I think I went double and I was like I think he likes your best friend I'm just kidding Oh, that was a good episode man That was fantastic. I I mean I'm jit like it's it's in the past can't change it now. I'm kind of hurt I'm kind of hurt that is unbelievable. Yeah, man. Sorry brother wicked. Love you though, man I love you too. I'm just gonna let it go, but I love you too. Yeah Oh, okay, get us out of here. 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That's why it's called a w Oh, y'all knew that Y'all knew that you just said the word ancestors For a w. Yeah, no, but what my point's a little more interesting I'd I beg to differ w w is actually two v so should we call it? W v v v v that we learned in the second grade now saying ancestors The second grade you're a step behind I went to private school for my preschool And then and then whenever I was uh, it was people's birthday. So we had chapel every morning whole school It was like can pre-k all the way to 12th grade And so we'd have a chapel in the gym We would sit in lines and then the headmaster grandmaster whatever they were called white lady to go up there And she would say it was someone's birthday you'd call up and she would pinch your hair and she'd go luxe luxe And I was so excited for that until it was my birthday that I shaved my head and she just calmed me and she goes luxe and I was like it's not the same That's true story. I was wearing a sweater vest Would you would you go a psych ward for school same frances in austin, texas? Shout out to you. All right mcw. It wasn't like a rich private school. It was like It say it doesn't even sound american luxe leave lonely. No, it was german. I think I'm gonna google that mcw monkey silver wars what I was going for. Isn't that so interesting? That is incredibly interesting monkey silver wars leave it in the comments. Thank you for getting this far This man is I'm convinced he's a double agent. You have a double life. You went to a german st. Francis private school for pre-k And a woman grabbed your bald head while you wore a carlton sweater vest and she said luxe give luxe luxe leave luxe Yeah, we'll talk to her. Uh, uh, she's still with us man. She was old at the time. It was like 2000 What 34? Yeah, it was a while ago. All right guys. We're gonna have a tinglobe. It's a little Christmas and we'll see you next time All right, see y'all. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna get him help. I'm gonna get him up. We're gonna call him right now Anybody else german in here? We're gonna call derio