Bad Friends

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4 min
Mar 27, 202623 days ago
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This episode of Bad Friends is primarily a casual conversation between hosts about personal anecdotes, including a cruise experience and a pet loss, with minimal editorial content of business relevance.

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"I'm never going on a cruise again, dude."
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"When you're eating. You have to pay for it?"
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