#3209 Below Deck Down Under S04E02 Part 1: Muffin Compares To You

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Yeah, I know people are like, where are the traditions in America gone? They're here. They're still alive and well when we can all band together to cancel Jill. God, even Jill's Aaron fabrics was like, fuck Jill. They put out their fabrics without a post today with Jill's Aaron's face with the big X through it. And it was like, we, Jill has not been part of this company for years. We hate the bitch. So I was like, yeah, good. Good for you. You could tell they've been waiting to have an excuse to just separate themselves from Jill. And they're like, it has finally happened. We are, no, we were going to push her out of our brand. And that was fabulous. Probably Brad who did it too. Her gay husband. So that was, you know, that was interesting thing to happen. Brad, right? My gay husband Brad. I love reading in a comment that it was that the company was taken over by Bobby's children. He left the company to his children. So I love that it was Bobby's kids like, oh, piss off lady. Yeah. You didn't Ali. Jill's daughter was like, I love the halftime show. Also, by the way, let's give some side some side hate to Taylor Armstrong too. You know, she, she got in the mix there. Oh, about anyway, Frankl did too. Did you see hers? Oh my gosh. Bethany, Frankl posted one and then deleted it and pretended that she never made it. And as said, it was like, oh my god, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, Benny fan huge, huge, love him. Love Puerto Rico. Now was them what for Puerto Rico than me? She said that. Now was them what for Puerto Rico than me? Okay. Love bad, Benny. I should have been in it. Why was my in it? Here's my complaint. I wasn't in the halftime show. I could have been there. You saw all those Puerto Rican people. I could have been thrown cash cards at their heads. Cash cards at their heads. Is a crisis. Okay. Okay. It's a crisis. It's been nothing, nothing but fuel goals. It's a crisis. Yeah. We can't put them up for given given some meeting people some bounty. Sorry. Okay. Yeah. She her first video was her saying, I'm just curious. Like where's the line? Where's the line? Like, you know, you go on to read just and Kelly and he can't even say anything. And now Kelly and Mark, whatever it's called, you can't even say anything. But then a super bowl, you can't like, what's the line? That's just a one on one. What's the line? Like, how about what is the line between you not pressing record every time I thought pops into your head? How about really? Okay. Seriously. I mean, and honestly, I didn't watch her second video, but the fact that so much of what she talked about in her later seasons of her, she was about Puerto Rico and she's launched an entire entire charity based off of inspired by what happened in Puerto Rico. And then this is her reaction. It's a question. This tremendous ode to Puerto Rico and so much more. Oh my god. Terrible. But Jill's Aaron really takes the cake on that one. So congratulations for probably cutting yourself fired off of your second chance at reality TV. That was really well done, Jill. In the meantime, though, we'll have the already shot that show that new show of old housewives. Maybe we'll do some investigating, Ronnie, when we go to Florida next week, because we're going to the South Beach wine and food festival. So everyone come join us for that. And then the week after that, so we're basically two half weeks away, which makes my heart. Race is the crappies. The crappies are on February 27th. Not a lot of tickets left. I think it's less than 50 tickets are left to come see us at the Fonda here in Hollywood. You can also join us virtually that Friday night. For some reason, I think I may have been saying Saturday night. It's a Friday night with Kizwi. So tickets for that tickets for in person or virtual, watch what crappens.com or we have links up on our Instagram Instagram. What's watch what crappens up there. Also join us on Patreon. Patreon.com slash watch what crappens where you can access a brand new newsletter. Ronnie wrote and also add free and crappens on demand. All sorts of great stuff. We also of course have our bonus episode. We did the latest traders. So all sorts of great things for you to click on and enjoy or do none of it. And that's fine too. But that's basically the news and the new ballot for the crappies. The final ballot will be up next week, but there's still time to vote for the end for at the moment. So all that out of the way. Let's talk about let's go back to the Caribbean. Since we're already talking about Puerto Rico, let's go to canoe one for below deck down under as in down under Florida, which is in a second episode of its great Salt Lake City crossover. Yes, how did you feel there, buddy? Great. I mean, it's kind of funny because the Salt Lake Cityness of it is fun, but I'm just I find that the kitchen stuff is more compelling. However, I feel like this little lunch situation that Heather has like, what a fucking asshole? This lunch thing that happens sort of like in the middle of the episode that throws everything off, you know, it's just so annoying. And I think that she knows exactly what she's doing. She's been on below deck before. She knows how it goes. So for her to decide to move it indoors and then to reduce the number of people and then some people are not even gonna come. I don't know. I was like, you're just. You're just trying to be the people. I'm married. I hate when people do that. They're like, I'm the you are not paying for this. Where are you acting like you are paying for this planning this or doing anything for this and excluding people you don't like after you're the one who starts the fight. Yeah. You know, how did they have to let go the Salt Lake City anger and I have pretty much, but you know, watching this because I this I felt like I've already seen all this and I'm you know, whatever I've already been pissed about it. I don't need to re-litigate every little thing, but this was all new stuff. This has new content. And this is by the way, because go ahead. This is by the way earned below deck chartrecast rage. It was it was it wasn't crossover for us. It wasn't like crossover anger. It was earned new range. And I really like it because you know, Heather people were getting mad at me for getting too hard on Heather this season. They're like, aren't you just man because she, you know, got mad at you about the crappy. No, it's nothing to do with that. She's annoying on the show. She's annoying and she won't shut up. She's fucking obnoxious. So I'm really glad that she is showing her ass so much on below deck. You know, we get used to a certain level of behavior on housewives, but when we see it like on below deck, it's worse because I remember telling you remember when Heather was on below deck years ago with Angie K who was horrid, but not really on below deck, but on her show. Angie, Angie, Angie, Angie, Angie, right. Angie, and we saw that and Heather was acting like she was like railed out the whole time. She was like, she was doing the thing she's doing here, which is screaming every little thing. I'm like trying to make like a big joke out of every little thing to get camera time. And she's doing it here again. And I didn't notice how bad it was until I was watching this. Yeah. Yeah. I think like we're just reacting to what Heather guys putting out there on camera has nothing to do with any of the stupid stuff about like their crappies and like that's all over. Yeah, it's totally over. I had like actually the nicest time with Heather at BravoCon and the airport. Like we had the nicest little conversation. We walk together through the terminal like there's no issue. There's no bad blood. We're just reacting to the fact that like on screen like what's coming back to us is not been the best. And in this case, Heather was being a total asshole with that meal. I'm sorry. It was you saw the way people were running around. It was crazy. And I know it's a yacht. You should be able to make a simple request. She wasn't being an asshole to the one she made the request, you know, and you should be able to say, you know what we'd like to eat indoors. But I also, this part of me that says like she knows the chaos that she is causing as she is making all these changes. And how odd that everyone else was like fine being cut out of lunch. Like that was strange to me. If I if we're supposed to have a group lunch and then it's like, by the way, only four of us are going to sit at the table and you guys have to eat in your rooms. I feel like I would be like, well, that makes me happy because I didn't want to do a group scene. But also like, why can't I be at the table and you go into your rooms? You know, if anything, it should be the people who decide they don't want to eat with everyone else. We have to eat in their rooms and everyone else gets to get to have the privilege of sitting at a table because I can't stand eating food not at a table, to be honest. Yeah. If a kid is having a fit at the table and being a little asshole, you don't just give the kid the table. If the kid needs to be alone, you send the kid to the room with the with the man. Yeah, because Heather wasn't Heather like, well, that's your fault. Why would you have to child without a man? I didn't make you do that. So why also did they not have like an indoor table and an outdoor table? So they could have separated their clothes. They didn't have an outdoor table. Heather made them move the lunch. Remember, she made them move it from the outside to the inside. And then she did the well only half of us are good. Like it was a multiple, you know, fuck the crew situation. Well, I'm really I'm excited to revisit that because with one thing that's really nice about having no takers is sometimes I watch things and I'm like, well, I'm confused. Like what really happened there? And so I'm excited for when we get to that part, we already can really see the the ins and outs of the decisions that were made because I thought that whole thing was a bit puzzling personally. You did? Well, we'll get to. Yeah, I did. I did. I did. And I here's I did find a puzzling because I thought it was strange when Heather was when Heather was like, I don't know if I'm up for having a big group lunch today. I was like, okay, that makes sense. And then all of a sudden she's like, it's just going to be four of us at the table and everyone else will eat in their rooms. And in my mind, I was like, did I miss something? Did she tell everyone you're not allowed to eat at the table? The people voluntarily say that? Like I just like I missed a step in this process and I'm hoping that they didn't show that. They didn't show that. No, no, no, they just didn't show it. They didn't know they never explained it. Yeah, well, especially when you got Salt Lake City and then you've got this one, they've shown us two versions and they still don't tell us what happened, which is super weird. It just seems strange. They fight on about every little thing on the show. Every little thing comes down to like ride or die. I should say on Salt Lake City. And so the fact that they are going to have a group dinner of group lunch and then Heather says, I don't want to have lunch with everyone. And then suddenly it's just four people and everyone's just in their rooms eating. And like there's not a peak from it. No one says this is strange. Why aren't we allowed to eat with the rest of the group? I feel like we're being pushed out. Like it was weird that like my brain. My brain has a continuity issue on this on this point. That could show. I'd be offended for. I don't even know. That's very, it's like an insecurity on how to slice. If you don't know who you're upset about, you know, it's so wide. I need to know why I'm upset right now. You need to tell me, oh my god, how am I going to fight this on Reddit? If you don't tell me who I'm supposed to be mad at. This really bothers me. And again, I also feel like the person who doesn't want to eat with everyone who's like sick of everyone, it's on them to eat in their room and everyone else gets to be weighted on. I just, I don't know. I think that's something is like, I mean, probably the producers said, okay, for this for lunch, we're going to have, we're going to split you guys up and have you guys going to eat in your rooms. That's probably all it was. But I, um, obviously having a meltdown over this, so we should probably start the recap. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. In a world of noise and uncertainty, IG is the investment platform that backs you. Take your reflexible stalks, Aisa, which gives you the freedom to withdraw funds anytime and replace them in the same tax year all without losing your £20,000 tax fee allowance. And if that's not enough, pay no commission on your stalk shares and ETFs when you invest with IG. IG, trade, invest, progress. Your capsules at risk other fees may apply. Tax to depends on individual circumstances and a subject to change. Hey guys, it's Audrey and Tolly and the receipt's podcast is currently sponsored by Nivia Soft. The iconic moisturizing cream for face, body and hands. We love a multipurpose product and Nivia Soft is a cult classic product we always have on hand. 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And Britney up there is like, you don't need to say that. It's through the pod. So it's like cross cutting everything. And the issue is that the the galley needs to know when to set up the next course. So today's like, this is insane. Trying to do this, this dinner says, and for me, Kate with Ben right now is an all in his fuck. We're, huh, we're having to interrupt World War 3 being like, excuse me. Can I take your plate? I'm like, never stop dizzy before because you normally comes in like World War 3. It's hard for desserts. Like you got to get done with your food. Yes. Yeah. She's like, they still have food on their plate. But it looks like they're kind of stopping. So maybe we can take their plate. You take their housewives plates. They're never eaten. They're not eating any. Maybe two of those plates are being eaten. But these are housewives. They ain't going to eat on camera. Well, this cast actually kind of does, but they don't eat the whole plate. Not that much. We see, we see the plates that can take them down and how much food is still left on them. Like I feel like my mother judging how much food is left on everybody's plate. Because that is one thing I notice on housewives. But mostly just because I want to eat the food. So I'm like, oh, and I used to be a room like that one wasn't even touched. Just slide it over here. Slide it over here. I'll put into the Tupperware. Bring in my backpack. Well, this food also looks delicious. I mean, Ben really is talented. And this is just really excellent looking food. So it just seems like a shame to have to see it only like partially eaten. And quite frankly, I went to the supermarket today and I bought like five things. I bought coffee beans. I bought some special K. I bought two poblano peppers. I bought some garbage bags and some human seeds and some dates. And I cost $71. Like it's crazy. It's so expensive. And then you watch people just like nibbling on this gorgeous food and watching it go into the trash. And it's like, I'm not, you know, like, like, look, no one's under any obligation to finish every single thing that's in front of them. But you do start to think like, wow, finish your plates. Will you do get that mom that mom thing in your head? It's like there are starving podcasters and Los Angeles that are dying for this food. I'm just, you know, it's just like, you know, it's mother groceries are so outrageously expensive right now. Like beyond expensive, never seen them this expensive before. Like a little box of, I think I've told you a little box of like little atkins treats where there's like six little caramel clusters. It costs like $18 in the store, which is insane right now, Madison. So I just I'm like, you better finish all that food. You better finish it. I mean, the main point of really this Salt Lake City and below deck, the economy, am I right? I know, right? That's what it goes down to. So I know watching people on a yacht. And this is like where I'm like where I'm drawing the line with the excess. You got to draw the line with the line with the line with the excess. No, it's true though. Oh, you know what we didn't do is get a fish video. We need to get back on the swing of things and get these fish videos. What's wrong with the istes a second week in a row. But you know, well, the first look, honestly, I'm okay with like like ramping up because we're doing a lot right now. Okay, the crappies are taking you're like groceries are expensive. No, you know what? It's usually it's usually a thing that I do. Like I just usually I'm in the thing I'm in the mood. I wake up. I get the video downloaded. I do not have it. So audience, I'm very sorry. I'm writing down fish video. Okay, you know, maybe we'll even do it and we'll put it later this week on Instagram. There, I'm promising it right now. I'm going to put it up because there were some really good fish. There was one that's like it's like if you wore the same wallpaper, if you wore the same pattern on your clothes as the wallpaper behind you and just like, yes, and just the eyes poking out, you know, and I was like, oh, that's a tricky. That's a vixen. So there's some we have to talk about. So I'm going to get I'll make us a video and we'll do it for later this week on the on the grand. Well, also, I just want to point out this was a very strong episode for shark footage. In fact, our whole episode began with like a low angle of a shark, which I'm sure the sharks did not appreciate the shark. Because like, could you not get my double jaw seriously? Have you heard of a space selfie? Could you maybe not be under me? Hi, angle. Did you see it? There was like that long shot. It was like right. It was literally the first thing that we saw was the shark and it was right under it and it's just sort of drifting over and you know, the shark was like, hey, Suzanne, Suzanne, you know, if if Joni will be joining us, oh, god damn it. There's a camera down there. You know, they like had no idea they were on camera. It's also a bit weird to look at a shark from that angle because those sharks really their mouths are not built to be shot from below. I mean, they really look ridiculous from it. It's like, why are you so sad? You are the biggest predator in the ocean. You can eat whatever you want. You eat people. You eat whales. You eat whatever you want. Why are you frowning all the time? Like, can I get a little smile? Ben just paid $75 for dates and he's smiling. Yeah. I mean, well, I listen, they're because they are so fearsome. They're so dangerous. They're so scary. Everyone's afraid of sharks and yet they're floating around there with mouths that look like beaker. I mean, that's kind of embarrassing. Like, I'm fearful. That's why they don't talk because like you see movies like shark tails and they talk, but then you see sharks in the ocean and they don't talk. And I think they don't talk because they're real voices like they're just they're just they're they're still emasculated. They're like not to be stars. They they just not been able to transition to the talkies. Just like there was a period where there was so many fish in the ocean because no one was terrified of sharks anymore because they heard them talking. Sharks just used to walk around like you better walk out you better walk out you school with them. They're like, we are not listening to you. Here we come. I'm swimming up to you. Okay. Like we are not scared. That is too many octaves above the original key. Nobody is scared if you jaws. Hello sharks. We need to take a valesis. Otherwise we'll never be taken seriously. All in favor say, remember at all we're against a memo. You're the memories. The memories happy. By the way, in case anyone's wondering the piano is being tuned. It's like this shark because I said this shark. It's like I have beautiful. Oh beautiful beautiful beautiful. Okay. So anyway sharks back to the housewives fighting. So they're fighting. The other people are trying to deliver the get the the gifts the plates. And then we cut to Angie and Mary and they're just in their room. You know, Angie's barfing and Mary's eating and then we hear Daisy. She's like, I'm going to clear the start on two minutes. What's wrong? That's time to clear the start. Get some till Daisy. Geez. Never let him see a sweat. That's right. So Ben's like, finally. All right. Just put them all up the same way. Put them down. Okay. Honey buns. Chutzie face. Can you rotate the broccoli knees that way? It's all oriented the right way. Thank you very much. Sugar tits. Doing great. So I'm going to tell you a teddy teeth on a dear to concentrate a little bit about our own. It's broccoli. And this is not facing the right way. Potunia. Potunia pus. So then Eddie is trying to clear the table and not he's like, excuse me. Are you guys? Finished any chance you guys have finished? I have massive body dysmorphia. Please let me get in here. I'm trying to get down some winning the spikamol things. So stay away from me. I think that's the spikamol seizure. Oh my god. All right. Got it. We've cleared. Go down to the gallead. Wait for the main car sat down and don't spray your hair spray. He's like, oh man. So he goes down and then they're trying to clean the table around these ladies yelling at each other. And Brian was like, well, I said that you should not say that about Meredith. And I said that that was disgusting. Brian, when you started this whole fight. Yep. Yep. She's certainly dead. That's an NGX like, why are you guys going to be going that far? What? Nothing. What did you say? Sugar tits? I'm sorry. Did you hear? Were you hearing don't piano score? I like it makes it dramatic. It's perfect. As we talk about Salah movie stars, it's like we're in a film movie right now. So Meredith's like, well, I will be happy to do this and get you to me forever, Brittany. Bye. So Dave's like, oh, they're fucking unhinged. Oh, so on fucking ginsed. So they're all everyone's like, you know, and love that. Yeah, bring it. Bring the access. Bring them the access. Haven't go out at okay, we've cleaned the table shut. But it's still kicking off off there. Well, you know, you got to deliver the food. So let's deliver the food. So Daisy is going to Dave Daisy sends off Mary's food and then Ben because all right, this is Panko. Wow. All right. Not to be confused, but not to be confused with wow, who wow, who will he? Which is what I call Alicia sometimes. Or I just take down the Panko Wahoo. Do you got that Panko Wahoo? Safron potato, Brockelini? And Daisy's like, all right, let's go. And Mike's like, Panko Wahoo, Panko Wahoo, Panko Wahoo. Welcome to a Wahoo Panko, Panko Wahoo. Damn it. Panko Wahoo is like Wengo Wahoo. This is some Wengo Wahoo coated only fans. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Panko Wanko, that's a win. I've done that move. Wanko Panko? Manko Wanko? Wanko Wanko? Wanko Wanko? Wanko Wanko? Wanko Wanko? Oh, god, I've moved on. You sat the magic word, which is Panko Wanko. I've moved on. Sisters, sisters, please listen, Daisy has brought us food. Daisy, tell us what we're eating. Daisy's like, wow, watch our eating our Panko and Crested Wahoo. But then downstairs, we have. Mike is still like, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. And he's like, oh my goodness. Thank you. You're so sweet. Mahali, that is thank you in Greek national. He calls it Wahoo Crested Panko. He's like, it's a fish dish. You're all right. And he's like, you are so sweet. So he's like, I am Mr. International. And Mary is like, you bring the Greek, you bring the Greek out to her. You really do. So he's like, well, I do feel like I'm very pretty. The crue, kougas love it. I feel like I'm that little toy boy. And they just want to pick me up and take me back home. No, they don't. They want to come your hair. Like any mother who sees you, they want to wipe the smudge off your face, which is make a, I don't know what's on your face. They want to help you with your eyebrows and comb your hair. Yeah, that's all we want. We just want to fix that hair just a little bit. So and he's like, Mahali, you have such great energy. And I love your hair. That is a joke. That's Greek for no, I don't. And so Mike's like, you like it. He's like, I'm very like, yes, we do. We really like it. Okay, you can leave us now. By the way, I'm Mary. He does, he does kind of linger there. It's like, okay, they were complimenting you. That does not mean you need to take off your shirt and do a lap dance. Go. Okay. You're not getting any extra tokens for this. Go ahead, wink out, press did, pen cow. Fuck out of your, I'm sure of Mary knew that he had an only fans or he does like hardcore stuff. She'd like, I can't eat this. It's touched it. I don't want to get in those STDs on my food. You know that like, that's what you'd be thinking. But instead, she doesn't know that. So she's like, thank you so much. This is beautiful. So over at the table, the women are still fighting. And Lisa's like, but last time, last time, she could have just said, I'm sorry. She doubled down. She doubled down. And they're like, oh, this food is delicious. This can go across it. Wahoo. It's wonderful. And so Ben's asking for a ramican of butter. And Alicia's like, what's him, he in, what's mean movies in the 90s, not Errol Ramesh, ramican please. Please mean authors, please. She's like, okay, okay, sure, sure. He's like, all right, all right. Thank you. I was getting a spoon, Ben didn't ask for a spoon that I love. Thank you. Did I ask? I didn't ask. Just fucking with you. Listen, we have to put out cheese cake now. Now, now you're doing a great job. All right. I'm really proud of you. You're doing such a good job on cheese. Come over here so I can patch you on the head. Now, want to patch you on the head with the spoon. Don't, don't, don't, don't, that's right. All right. We were long. You're doing wonderful. You know, when I fuck with you, it's actually a sign of endearment. All right, honey, it's just like, I know, I guess it's better than me yelling at you. I promise that, right? So now that Dave's called, someone's mic to help out with more dishes and everything, all this is very chaotic because there's the fighting upstairs and they're like trying to range stuff and play. It's have to go to the bedrooms and so this is all in a swirl of madness. So we go back up to the table and there's the fighting is continuing with Heather screeching. Heather got really mad when Meredith said that she screeches, but you just have to listen to this episode with her voice. She is screeching. Her voice is crackly and she's like screaming and that is I think definition of screeching and she's like, you have to be playful with Britney. And then you have to assassinate her at the dinner body. I can't even do her voice because it's so screechy. Yeah, I won't even try. I'll just hurt everybody's ears. Emily says like, I'm not assassinating her. I don't even know what you're talking about. I'm not assassinating her. Ladies, you will finish up with your food. You are the swords. I'm on the dirt on everyone. Lisa, we know this. We know this Lisa. You got it pretty well. You got this. You got this out. You got this. I'm not the swords. I have people tell me stuff. Okay. I'm like, I'm so sorry. People tell me exactly Lisa. People tell you. She's like throwing her arms out screaming across the table. Well, it sounds like you're saying that she's the swords falling information. She's the one who did this. No, I didn't do this to anybody. I can't fucking take this anymore. You guys shot that fuck up about me. I don't do anything to you. Daisy just goes down this stairs. This is going to be a long six weeks. Like, well, luckily, you know, Daisy, that they're not staying with you the whole six weeks, right? Yeah, but if this is how it starts, she's like, oh, Jesus Christ, I escaped Gary for this. Bring back Gary. Bring back Gary. So in the, what were you going to say? Do you think that they would ever do a blow deck where there is like a long term charter, where it's like, it truly is like upstairs downstairs. And it's like the, that's my idea that I'm pitching to Bravo. Don't steal it because you're not gonna steal my idea. That's what they do. They steal things. We came up with love hotel two weeks before it aired. And I know you shot that whole season in that two weeks. Before we came up with that idea, do you remember? Not bit two weeks before it aired, but we pitched that idea. And then it came out like a second later. That's why I don't think they really stole it. But my idea is to do below deck family style, where it's the actual people who have yachts for the summer. And they, they have, you know, you just follow their life mixed with the chefs. You know what I mean? The staff. But not because like this isn't really like where everything we've learned about yachting, that below deck is not the standard of how yachting really works. You don't just come on for like two days and leave. I mean, maybe that happens, but it seems like when you're on for a charter season, you're usually on with the same people and the same guests for like an extended stay. And there could be something really interesting. I mean, guess this sort of scary because it could also be a flop. But you could wind up having, you know, drama with the same guests upstairs. And then maybe there's intermingling. Maybe you could just like to out now. Maybe there could be a real man's. Yeah, like a rich family, you know, follow them around on their, their boat for a summer and just change the families up every year. There you go. If you guys see that, I expect some money. That's right. So Daisy is upset and Captain Jason's checking on food and he's like, oh, it looks good. So then Jenna is now with Angie and Mary and she's like, okay, can I clear your play? And Angie's like part of me wants to go upstairs. But I know the minute I do, I will just be Creek. And Jenna's like, well, at the moment, it's a bit heated upstairs. I don't know if I would do that meanwhile, Lisa's like, do not come near me. Don't you fucking come near me with me? She's like, I'm coming near you. I'm coming near you. Just pointing in her face, standing up like, hey, I'm coming. What are you going to do about it? I feel like we don't give Whitney a finger enough credit. She really likes to point that thing around I mean, nothing is, it will ever be better when she's the double point, which I think was last season. But she loves to do that. I'm pointing at you. So I'm going to go to there. So Angie's like, what is going on? She really is like a mouse click. She's like, I follow my mouse. Angie is like, what is going on? What is the topic? If it's not about electric in the Olympics, I really don't care. And Jenna's like, I have no clue. I had seizure. And Angie goes, oh, Lord. You know what? This isn't worth an outfit change. This isn't worth an outfit change. Why did I even do that? Why did I even change my outfit? And then the kitchen, Alicia's like, you might need nine. I think we need another plate because Jason's going to be eating dessert with him. And he's like, well, then why are there not nine plates out then? If there's nine plates, there's nine, nine plates here. What the fuck is this supposed to? I've got a two more circles on another god damn plate. You got to keep up with the numbers, Joby Jigs. She's like, I just remembered that's all right. All right. It's fine. It's fine. It's all right. I need I need a fork. Please, darling. Please get me a fork. Come on, forky face. Get me a fork. All right. You're good. You're doing a good job. Am I doing a good job? A terrible job. You can't even that's not a fork. It's a rolling pin. How's supposed to eat with a rolling pin? Come on, a fork. It's got the prings, the little things, the little tines on it. No. That's a pan. Literally the opposite of it. That's just a light bulb. That's not even belonging in the kitchen. Okay. Okay. Sugar. It's you're doing great. You're doing wonderful. By the way, if I told you you're doing a wonderful job today, all right? All right. You're doing great. Creamy cartilage. All right. Everything's going great. Pretty good. This is like, okay. Thanks. It's like, all right. It's a de-constructed cheese cake for Christ's sake. Look good. I'm not going to lie, but I don't know why I needed to be deconstructed. It doesn't really add anything. It's just like the crust is basically a desk and it's just off to the side and the chocolate sauce is on the side, which is where chocolate sauce might wind up being anyway. It was truly a de-constructed cheese cake. It would be like, here's some eggs on the left and here's a bar of Philadelphia on the right. Exactly. De-constructed cheese cake. I did like that he did them in medallions though, just to fuck with Alicia. I know. So back at the table, Heather's like, fuck you, Lisa. I've been a fucking good friend to you, which I'm being right now. It like cues you of spreading everything to blogs and be trying everybody at the table. No. You thought she was saying a fucking thing. Where am I wrong? Where am I wrong? Listen to me. Where am I wrong? Look at me. Why are you looking at Meredith? Lisa, Barlow, look at me. I've been a fucking good friend to you. I've been a good friend to you. And Brauma's just, because Captain Jason comes out with a dessert because he's supposed to join them. And Brauma's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I did start this, but I'm so sorry. He's like, I don't care. No, I have an excuse not to join everyone. Good night, good night, everyone. So he basically leaves. Just fucking oh, and at least Barlow, I don't that you are the source of all the fucking dirt. Juao's trying to put out the cheese cake. He's like, here, this cheese cake is just flown in from Zim. Here you go. Please enjoy. Okay. We'll get out of the way at the fighting. You're the source of all the fucking dirt. No, I'm a change man. Not you, Juao Lisa, Barlow. So Heather's yelling at Lisa. Fuck you. Get off the yacht then. And then the room, Jen and Mike are still talking about this cucumber that they found. And she's like, do you want the cucumber? But don't pick it up without gloves. He's like, I'm me. I touched myself without gloves. Don't worry about it. The cucumber should be worried. Put a glove on the cucumber. By the way, that cucumber is not even the right cucumber for a water melon cucumber. What the hell? Kind of cucumber is that anyway? Is that just is that like a GMO cucumber? I've never seen a cucumber like that. That was a girthy, girthy cucumber. It was. It was the girthy cucumber. It was real. It was like a giant. It was like one of those. Like, you know, when you go to the Delhi, Delhi counter at the supermarket and they've got that like salami and that big ol' salami, that's what it looked like. It's not going up anything. I'm sorry. So in the kitchen, Ben's like, do they like it? Where they like, it's like cheesecake. Why doesn't it look like cheesecake? It's art. Am I eating art right now? Did fucking Picasso put this on a play? What is this? And I was like, I don't think they really understand what's going on with the food right now. They're in a full blown argument. Lisa's like, do you think that we'll get less of a tip because they're arguing? Ben just goes, no. All right. Let's see if they're enjoying dinner. So Lisa's like, I'm not going to own that. I'm not for someone's in any fucking journey. Don't you fucking put that on me ever again. Hello, hello, everyone. Hello. Hello. Hey, guys, you all good. How was dinner? I'm your chef. Well, I'm just going to say what I think I'm going to say to your face. And if I can't beat my friend, if you can't beat my friend because of them, fuck you. Get off the fucking yacht. If you can't get what I have to say. And I'm like, I'm everyone the chef is here. Can we take a break? We take a break real quickly. So if I say you would do something I would never do. I would never do. And Ben's like, all right. Well, I had absolutely no feedback as to whether they enjoyed dinner. Do they love me? Do they hate me? Doesn't matter. I don't think because it looks like they're not eating any of the food anyway. So I'm just going to go downstairs and talk to a cookie pancreas down there. Do I? do try to guess. Come on, board. How would you feel if if I'm like, you're the source, you're the one that did it. You did it. I met it at her. Just said matter. I said down Lisa Barlow. Ben's like, fuck this. I'm going back inside. I want to appreciate it. And then Lisa's like, now she's on the she's crying. And she's this is when she's like on the phone with John. John, I'm so sad. I'm on the edge of the naughty boy. Oh my god. That shark looks like it has a funny voice down there. Stupid, stupid funny. I can't even speak right now. John. I'm so just upset. I can't even diss the shark. Wait a minute. I think I'm being flashed by a starfish. Why does that starfish show me his cornhole? Can somebody like that? Eddie and Batool, you guys can go down and you guys can both wake up at six. That of course is six kind of on time, not Zim time. And then the ladies are still fighting. Now we have Heather chasing, chasing Lisa around doing this. I'll think, you're just going to walk downstairs and fucking leave me. You're just going to fucking leave me. I mean, it's just wild that Heather says these things. You're going to leave me. She just told her to get off the fucking boat. So Lisa walks away crying. And now Heather's chasing her and screaming at her down the stairs. Lisa's like, I've never done anything to them. I mean, I was going to Daisy saying, oh my god, they're like, some aint to each other. And then they're like crying. I can't take it. And then Lisa's on the edge of the naughty boy. I'm dying. I'm dying. John. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. At Grape Tree, you'll find fantastic deals like our best selling Supreme almonds now for just 899 a kilogram or three for 25 pounds or three for two on our fantastic range of exotic herbs and spices. Plus, use code spring 20 from massive 20% off a 40 pound or more spend on selected products when you order online or shop at one of over 180 of our stores nationwide. If you're looking for big bags and big value, Grape Tree is the place to go. Grape Tree, your health, our products. So then we see Eddie walk around downstairs and he doesn't have a shirt on. So Alicia sees him and she's like, he's got a great body and he's like, she looked at me. Oh my god, she looked at me. Maybe she really does like a short king. I can't believe she looked at an ex-sort person. Oh, I wonder if it was hard on her neck when she had to look all the way down at me below her knees. So I thought we were in a different place. I thought we were in a different place. So meanwhile, Captain Jason is just casually, you know how he is. He always looks lost. He's like, so Britney, you having a good night? She's like, um, it's been a rough night. Let me ask you, do you actually like run this ship? Do you actually drive the boat? He's like, yeah. And she's like, I kind of want to see. He's like, well, not now. She's, oh, why not? We'll tomorrow when we're running. It'll be a better time because then we're going to be going. She's like, well, I just kind of want to get out of here. You know, I was looking for an excuse. Britney, you're in the middle of the ocean. There's no where to get out to. No, it's just what she's trying to be. Captain Jason is dead. And he's like, oh, were you while I'm going to bed? And he'd like pat her on the shoulder and watch off. She's like, oh, my God. I just wanted to get out of here. He's like, well, I don't know. She's floating in the night, but it is the primary. And I'm not floating with anyone. But I'm like, oh, God, don't say that. Please don't say that. He's only flirting with me on account of the fact that we fucked around as friends with benefits, insurance benefits because we're employed, employed in the act of sexing with each other. And Brauma's like, well, she's attracted to somebody that I can understand for once. That's nice. Britney's like, okay, well, good night. Get some sleep. Can't wait for a day tomorrow. I hope we can fuck around by viewing Heather. So they all go to bed when he's like, sorry, Daisy. Oh, that's quite all right. You don't need to point to my face when you say that. But I am. Okay, you can stop following me now. But I am following you. Something else we've exploited. I'm a China. You exploited my pink, oh, Christian Wahoo. That's something something else they left out in this version is the Captain Jason coming out as somebody's room. Remember when Britney was like, oh, well, I know that Captain Jason was coming out of your room. That's what I know. Remember that whole thing. Well, maybe that's still to come on the next episode because we still haven't even finished this charter. We saw another episode of this Salt Lake City crossover next week, right? Oh, wow. Gosh. Yeah, there's still more. So everybody's put to bed. The people that are going to bed are going to bed and stuff. And Brahma's like, I'm sleeping outside. So she decides that she's going to sleep on one of the lounger chairs outside. And Alicia is checking with the tool and like saying how miserable her day was. And she's like, I don't know how to do 17 things at once. I mean, I don't even know how to do one thing at once. I can't even ski properly. That's why I wound up back on a boat. So everyone goes to bed. And now it's 6.40 in the morning. And Brahma went is sleeping on that chair. And everyone's cleaning around her and like she's got a little mask on and stuff. And now we're back in the galley and Ben and Alicia are discussing breakfast. Ben's like, all right, we're going to do a food plate. Okay, pineapple. Okay, you just grab the mop. That's not a pineapple. Can you just get me a single pineapple? It's got little thing on the top of the full thing. All right, that's just a chair from the other room. That's not a pineapple, Alicia. I'm going to need you to keep up here. Rillo bucks. All right, also, you also, you had to do, I don't do any of this bullshale, all right, taking the rind off and all of that. Just make it a bit thicker. Just go. She's like, Pollux, and he's like, oh, if you're already fucked up, I think I figured out some it abilities with Lossou chef. Let's just say that. And then we see yesterday when she's making cheesecake without sugar. And he says, I'm just trying to sus it out. You know, just trying to find the balance. She probably wants to learn. I want to teach her for us to be improving the whole time. You know, it's as opposed to but not really sure it's going to go that way. So as well as Davey, so what's the plan with Michael? And he's like, well, if I could have him now, that would be great. She's like, okay, yes, fine. Absolutely. New Jowell. I'm a friendly person. So she has Mike on the interiors for the moment. And then Eddie sneezes right by brawl winds. He does one of those things that like you do at a sleepover when you're the first kid awake and you're waiting for everyone else to wake up. So you like sneeze like, oh, you're awake now. Great. Thanks. So he does that to braw one together. Basically, out of there, they're trying to clean lady. And so then captain Jason is like, oh, today is definitely going to be absolutely hectic hectic for the deck team. Oh, we've got to go to the tobacco kids do this luxury beaches luxury. It's all luxury here in the not down under. Yeah. Nothing but luxury in a different geographical location. So brown wind goes to a room and says, you know, Britney is like good morning and and people are sort of like walking around and captain Jason's giving some orders about cleaning the deck, et cetera. And now we have some anchor drama, which we haven't had in a while. So, um, Joao gives some instructions to the tool is like long medium short. That's the range of shirts that I can wear. But also how I'd like you to pull up the anchor. So she starts playing it up and starts going like, well, actually, I spoke to soon. The drama didn't start just yet because we have to cut over to Daisy saying, good morning, Heather and Whitney, how are you today? There's a bunch of some anchor drama. Where do we go for food? Uh, breakfast is on the Sunday. Like Whitney, Whitney has no idea. She's like, oh, where are we going to eat the same place you've eaten your last 10 meals, Britney, I mean, Whitney or fuck sake. And Heather's like, okay, we're going to come McDonald's drive through. She weighed she back, wait a minute, where am I supposed to get my food? Breakfast is up on the Sunday. There's a deck on the sun. That sounds dangerous. So she announces that breakfast. Guess we're going to be ready for breakfast in 10 minutes. So everyone starts arriving and Angie's there now and Angie goes, lovely, wow, we missed you. We need a full update on last night. What happened last night? Bromwoods are the same shit with Britney, as always, but you started it. You started it. Started it. Bromwood just acting all innocent. And Jason's like, all right, anchor. Now let's go to some anchor drama. Everybody. I know you've been waiting for it. Thank you. Now we shall resume my three act play called non-medium short. And now the tool on the exercises of my penis, depending on the weather, penises are very unpredictable. Zim. Zim. I think, conclusion, Zim. So the tool starts pulling up this anchor and it starts going, she's like three shackles or a meaning and it's like, so it was like stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Zim. Zim alert, Zim alert, Zim alert. The anchor is pulling up a little bit. So go down, go down. And so we go to this, this very tiring drama, tiring not that I was bored, but meaning like I was getting tired watching them do this for like 45 minutes to an hour of having to bring up the anchor then drop it and you've got to flick it. Just right flick that anchor. Just like or as we say in Zim have sex with that anchor and I write everyone. Oh, drought. Just pop back. And but you'll like the winches clog the winches clog. Hey, I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to you. Okay. So Andy's like, I am confused. Like you just said, you bought a horse. I mean, horses are very expensive. I don't know that I believe that she bought a horse. That's an amazing quote out of context. Like this is anchor drama going on. They're like, meanwhile upstairs, you just bought a horse. So I was like, okay, raise it, raise it, lower it, lower it, lower it, raise it, lower it, lower it, lower it. Sorry, I'm talking to my penis. So Joao just goes up and starts kicking the chain. And meanwhile Heather is telling Whitney, are you gonna poo again? My god, you're a machine. So Captain Jason is wondering where they're at, but the chain is still stuck. You guys is a huge thing, but they figure it out. Yeah, that's great. It's a while, but they do it. Yeah. And then in me while on the kitchen, all of us is like, for deck, where are we at? Joao's like, run my dick, where else do you think? It's on my piece of this. Where else would it be? Not your foot in the four day. Sorry. In them, we call it four dick. All right. All right. Nini Nis. It's really hard. It's really hard. Come up with a body part in description really quickly. An adjective. Yes, TV Lids. I need you to get some beans out and then an onion. All right. Check these. Those are apples. God damn it. These. That's just a piece of garbage you've fished out at the water, isn't it? It is. Is that the anchor? Is this why the anchor stuck? Did you actually somehow grab the anchor and bring it into the galley? I did. They are. They're actually the anchor is the anchor thing goes on for a very long time. So they're cooking downstairs. Anchors going up and down. It finally get it in. Anchors in the pocket. High fives all around. And now we see that they are 52 minutes behind schedule of getting these women to the beach. So meanwhile over at a breakfast, Heather's like, how you doing babes with the sweat? You do know K&G and she's like, I am breathing deep. And Heather's like, well, do you have your nausea bands on? I have one on each arm as well as a piece of spanicoop but delicious. We go back to the kitchen and then it's like, those aren't onions, babe. They're shallots. I'm just like, I thought they cooked quicker though. It's like, please, please, onions, please God. God damn it. How many fucking times do I have to ask him or on? I think you're doing wonderful, by the way. Everything's going great. This just means that I'm so proud of you. I'm proud of how you can't figure out the simplest things. That's all I'm just fucking with you, which means I like you. But why the fuck did you get shallots, shallots and onions are two different things. Just fucking with you. That's all I'm doing right now. Love. Do you want white onions? I know you know that. I know you know that. Come on. I thought shallots were onions. Honey, man. I need a lot of it. Okay. I need a lot of them. It's going to take way much more time peeling a shallot. But I don't understand. You know what? His, his, when Ben wants to play nice, he's playing nice, but the second things go wrong, it's like back to the fucking like the second things go wrong. It's like the moment you don't do the simple thing that he asked. He said get an onion and you pull the shallot. Those are not the same thing. They're both aliens, but they're not the same. Listen, I don't love Ben walking around with his honeybons and listen here. Sweetie. I mean, I could do without that. But God, Alicia, come on, babe. The second things go wrong. It's every second. It's every second of the minute. She makes it sound like the second things go wrong. Like the guests change their minds and we have to pivot the entire menu or the boat crash. It's like, no, the second that you fuck up, because that's what's happening here. Yeah. She's like, his mood swings every fucking minute. It's like, which face is he going to put on today? Okay. This is my 10 minutes of happiness and 10 minutes of madness and 10 minutes of crazy. I've never met such a person in my life. You're crazy making. Yeah. Sorry, Alicia. I mean, he's awful. He's a dick. We're not going to deny that. But you're, but you're not healthy. I don't know what's happening. It's like watching like Lucille Ball doing the chocolates on the conveyor belt with you. It's like watching motive cut shallots. You know what I mean? Like you're in court and you're like, but what was the motive? It's right here. You're watching it cut shallots. This is why this is why it all went wrong. So now the crew are in their rooms and cleaning and stuff. And Daisy's like, hot, you want me to take any of that? Mike's like, hello? Yeah, it's no problem. I'm just going to clean your room. I can do it after. And she's like, it's just me, you idiot. And they're like, and Daisy's like, all right, ladies, this is the shop special. We have a Pecorino Romano omelette. And this time they've caught on because he made one omelette and put it down and from them for the malt to share. I was like, there you go. Now you are portioning correctly. They're all going to take a bite of omelette. And that will be fine. Vika. Hello there. This is a two part recap. Okay. This is the end of part one. 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