To IHIP News viewers and I've had a podcast viewers, I owe you all a tremendous apology. In all of the reporting on Kristi Noem and her husband, Big Titty Bryan, I've been remiss in leaving out one photograph that I believe is incredibly important reporting. And I apologize and I intend to right that wrong immediately. Please pop up the photograph. As you can see here in this photograph, we have Big Titty Bryan and I just I completely miss this. But in the closet behind Big Titty Bryan is a golden retriever. Kylie, if you would zoom in. And you can see that the wilderness, the confusion, the disappointment, the disgust like when I know that you know, Kristi Noem was on day three or four of extended thoughts and prayers for she's blindsided by all of this. There's reporting by the way that she's known about it the whole time. Pretty credible reporting. But Pumps, what do you think is going through that golden retriever's mind right there? I think he's saying I thought we were a godly family. I didn't know. I mean, here's the deal. I mean, is anybody shocked by anything going on in the gnome house after she shot her dog in goat like seriously? Yeah, we can't forget about the goat. All right, listen, this is hilarious. So Fox News, you know, they have to report this shit, right? And so just this was a story on Fox in the last day or two. Play the clip. As the post, as you mentioned, Ms. Noem has devastated the family blindsided. They're asking for privacy and prayers at this time for each part. The Daily Mail reports Byron Noem doesn't deny explicit online conversations, but says he never compromised national security while his wife served as Homeland Security Secretary. A sad story indeed. Well, back to you. Hey, literally unbelievable story, Kevin. It might be worth noting that even though this is April 1st, this is not a joke for April Fool's. What a story. And I just think it's interesting that Kevin thinks that's a sad story. There's nothing sad about it. I mean, it's Kristi Noem has been banging Corey Lewandowski forever. The sad part about this whole story is that Kristi Noem was a part, a leader of the one of the largest budgets the United States government has allotted, which is to DHS. And that she oversaw the shooting of two Americans that were peacefully protesting. That's the sad part. But Fox News has wound up because Big Titty Brian got busted with his big titties. It's just crazy. And perhaps if you'll speak to that, how does that hit? Like your parents are Fox News viewers. How does that hit with them that, oh, all of a sudden there's empathy? There's no empathy for all of these human rights violations, but we have empathy for these Christian family whose husband puts on a big rack and parades around on admin bands. Yeah. I think that it's probably poor Kristi. It's such a bad thing. And here's the deal. I did divorce for 100 years. Like men cross dressing in women's clothes, particularly their wives. That is not nuance. I mean, that happens all the time. So for Fox and Will Cain to act like they're so shocked, the shit happens. You're just not talking about it. But in terms of my family, it'll be poor Kristi, you know, but they say she's having an affair. But I guess we now know why. Running cover for her bad behavior. Gotcha. Yeah. Okay. So just in moving along with the MAGA feckery, somebody that we have really had our eye off the ball on, of course is Don Jr.'s ex-girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle. And she has been bawling out, I mean, living her best life in Greece after the Trumps deported her, of course. Let's pop up the post. Kimberly Guilfoyle's glamorous new life is drawing scrutiny after she approved the construction of a $58,000 basketball court at the ambassador's official residence. And our producers also dug up that she spent $29K on a photographer just to arbitrarily follow around and post shit and take pictures of shit, just at her, at her leisure, just photo, professional photography on demand. So you know, when they came in with waste, fraud and abuse, MAGA, like, you know, we're going to get to the bottom of all this waste, fraud and abuse. The end of the day, this whole movement has been about allowing people like Kimberly and Big Titty Brian and all of the oligarchs to be able to do whatever they want to do on the backs of hardworking Americans that for so many Americans, like a very high percentage, if they get a root canal, they could be bankrupt. Like it's utterly insane. And Kimberly's dropping 100K on a basketball court and photographer combined and you're paying for it and you're paying for it. And Elon Musk has the audacity to parade around and say, Oh, yeah, there's just wait, waste, fraud and abuse. When the truth is this, the waste, fraud and abuse is the fact that Tesla paid $0 in income tax, zero listener. We simply cannot afford these bottom feeding billionaires. We cannot afford these people their depravity and their lifestyle. I don't give a shit if Kimberly wants to do kinky shit. I don't care if Big Titty Brian wants to do a bunch of kinky shit. I don't care if Kristi Noem's fucking Cory Lewandowski. Somebody's got to do it. Might as well be her, right? I just want to shame hypocrisy. I am a hypocrisy shamer and I want to shame these hypocrites. It's the hypocrisy that drives me crazy. Yeah, you know, I thought when all this came out, Trump probably doesn't give a shit. He probably thinks it's great. I mean, why does she want a basketball court? That's what I couldn't figure out. I'm sure she's got some boy toy that's motorboating her, you know, and she's he wants to play basketball. But here's dementia Don's nickname for Kimberly play the play the clip. Kimberly, Kimberly. Kimberly Guilfoyle has been my friend for a long time. I love going to Kimberly. That's my little pet name, right? But you are the greatest. And I heard they love you over there. I hope you come back here in 12 years or whatever the term is. Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly, I love Kimberly. I mean, what is he in fucking 10th grade? I mean, what's grosser is that she was engaged to his son and he's talking. It's just that whole thing is ridiculous. OK, so at the same press conference, Trump has really been trolling JD Vance and he loves to engage in these humiliation rituals like he'll humiliate little Marco, he'll humiliate JD Vance. And so here's a clip of Trump completely trolling our little smoky isoceopath play the clip. The White House, including Vice President JD Vance. I think JD is JD here. What is JD? How JD? He's lost weight. He got a little thinner and I'm looking for. I'm looking for a heavy set gentlemen and now I find a perfect, a perfect looking specimen. I mean, to me, that is so hilarious because it's like JD, JD. He's like, you know, like you're not relevant. And JD Vance has tried so hard to be everything he can be to everybody in this moment, to be everything, to Peter Teal, to be everything, to try to try to keep the MAGA base and JD Vance has written a book on Catholicism with a picture of a Methodist Church on the capitol. And so he's also trying to be like antiwar. Here's the thing that I know with everything in me. Donald Trump sucks at everything, except for fucking people over. Right. And I know and I believe in you, Kanks. I believe that you will sock it to JD Vance on your way out the door, whether it be on your deathbed or whether it be on your way to prison. I know there's no way he's going to go. Oh, it's your turn. No, you're it's your rightful place in line. There is not a planet in the world that petty ass queen Kanks will ever be gracious to JD Vance. So I love this little casual trolling here. Here's the deal. Trump is already furious because he's been trolling him at Mar-a-Lago like pulling he wants to back Marka Rubio because he's mad about JD Vance staying in the background about Iran. He's secretly meeting with Republican donors. He knows that Vance is coming up and I agree with you. He cannot stand it. He cannot stand the thought. Do you think it's ever crossed his mind like you're going to get impeached and JD is going to ascend to the throne? That probably infuriates him. No, I don't. I don't think I don't think he thinks that way because the Supreme Court gave him immunity and he's governed as though he'll never face accountability ever. I just I don't think he thinks that way. And it's hard for us to imagine that. Yeah, but these people are they're not like us. All right. And then I, in conclusion, do not leave this video. You will not want to miss a second of this online funeral for Donald Trump hosted by Alex Jones. Play the clip. Pull up three times the size they were before. That means heart failure. And he does look sick. And he does. Babble and, you know, sound like the brain's not doing too hot. And so we just cut made on Trump and we just mobilized against the Democrats. Wow. Yeah. So I mean, there's an online funeral that he just had for Trump. And, you know, I think it was in another video we played where he said that Trump needed to get his dick out of the beehive in Iran. And so, you know, this is this is something that they're really good at. So the whole cult, at least with the influencers, is kind of falling apart, right, and his independent independence, Latino, the people that help get him elected aside from the cultists have all jumped ship. But he stays focused on we have to, you know, we have to get focused on the Democrats again. Yeah. And I appreciate how focused they are on that because they don't believe in anything else other than defeating democracy, defeating equality, defeating justice for all. And they're so laser focused on it that they will literally kill any chance they have at equality, kill any chance that they have of getting higher wages just to make sure Democrats don't have it. That commitment to your enemy is is next level that you're willing to damage yourself for that. That really is something that I just simply cannot relate to at all. Well, you see women doing it, they're voting against their daughters. Now they're rolling out. We want to repeal the 19th Amendment. Like people voting against their own interests is just that's what the Republicans do best. They truly do. But, you know, I find it interesting the way he said, well, just going to cut bait like that. They're cutting bait. Well, I mean, here's the thing, too. They have no choice but to cut bait. Correct. 80 years old. He said he's got dementia. He's a lame duck. Either he's going to be term limited out or he's going to croak dead. And so it's all of the stuff that he says, it's just captain obvious stuff. And so they're trying to rally the troops to whoever they want the heir apparent to be, which is going to be probably a JD Vance. Or I think you could see an influencer type person like Tucker or, you know, in the next couple of election cycles, it's going to be somebody like Nick Fuentes, because these people are getting worse. They are getting worse and worse. All right. That's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news.
