FULL SHOW: Mom’s Night Out Date, Brooke’s Family Secret + Alexis’ Boozy Mexico Lesson (4/8/26)
65 min
•Apr 8, 202610 days agoSummary
This episode of Brooke and Jeffrey features dating advice for a newly single mom, relationship red flags and infidelity stories, a prank call about an unexpected wedding booking, and various lifestyle segments including food trends, weight loss drug impacts on relationships, and trivia games.
Insights
- Single parents re-entering dating face unique challenges balancing childcare with romantic pursuits, requiring clear communication about expectations early
- High school yearbook predictions can create unexpected relationship pressure when partners discover incompatible life goals written years prior
- GLP-1 weight loss drugs like Ozempic correlate with higher divorce rates, suggesting major lifestyle changes may prompt relationship reassessment
- Infidelity often involves logistical oversights (headsets left on, social media visibility) rather than sophisticated deception
- Dating app accessibility has increased flakiness and detachment in modern dating culture compared to in-person connections
Trends
GLP-1 drug adoption driving unexpected relationship dissolution patterns among usersSingle-parent dating re-entry accelerating post-pandemic as childcare becomes more accessibleGen Z showing 86% preference for sweet treats over savory foods, highest among all demographicsIn-person meeting preference emerging among younger daters as alternative to app-based datingNovelty food products (hot dog stuffed crust pizza) gaining traction in North American marketsChildren's media companies experimenting with broken-screen technology to reduce digital addictionHigh school yearbook predictions creating unexpected relationship compatibility issues decades laterRodeo event networking emerging as viable dating venue for rural/Western communities
Topics
Single parent dating re-entryRelationship red flags and infidelity detectionGLP-1 weight loss drugs and divorce correlationDating app culture and flakinessHigh school yearbook predictions impact on relationshipsSweet vs savory food preferences by generationChildren's screen time addiction solutionsNovelty pizza products and food innovationIn-person vs app-based dating effectivenessPrank call relationship testingPet enrichment activities for dogsCelebrity second careers before fameSpring break planning with aging petsElevator etiquette and awkward encountersAll-inclusive resort drinking culture in Mexico
Companies
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia
Discussed Martha Stewart's career transition from Wall Street stock broker to lifestyle empire builder
Pizza Hut Canada
Launched limited-time hot dog stuffed crust pizza featuring full-size hot dogs in pizza crust
Meevee
Amsterdam-based children's media company launching broken-screen book hybrid to reduce digital addiction
McDonald's
Featured in story about Ronnie McNugget demanding free cookies and stealing meals from location
Homestead Kitchen and Artisan Cakery
Detroit-area upscale bakery that went viral for terrifying Easter lamb cake with googly eyes
Costco
Referenced in celebrity second jobs segment regarding Dwayne Johnson's potential sample attendant role
Olive Garden
Jose mentioned working as dishwasher there before radio career, comparing to Dwayne Johnson's path
Chipotle
Mentioned as source of tortilla chips that Brooke steals from coworkers' orders
Great Wolf Lodge
Trivia contestant Heather planning to visit with 18-year-old son, mentioned new ranch milkshakes
Muckleshoot Casino Resort Events Center
Prize venue offering tickets to Babyface R&B performance on April 18th
Disneyland
Brooke has backup flight reservations in case her aging dog passes during spring break
Valley Country Club
Fictional venue in prank call segment where girlfriend secretly booked wedding without boyfriend's knowledge
Sizzler
Restaurant where secret boyfriend was employed as chef in infidelity story
People
Brooke
Radio show co-host discussing dating, relationships, and personal anecdotes about family and pets
Jeffrey
Radio show co-host participating in segments about dating, celebrity trivia, and personal stories
Alexis
Show personality sharing story about all-inclusive Mexico resort drinking culture and tap water incident
Jose
Show personality sharing elevator encounter story and discussing dishwashing background
Digital Jake
Hosts 'Plenty of 20' trivia game segment about celebrities with unexpected second jobs
Savannah
Single mother of two (ages 8 and 10) re-entering dating scene after years of focus on children
Austin
Rodeo event worker who went on first date with Savannah, concerned about instant fatherhood expectations
Clint Eastwood
Elected mayor of Carmel, California in 1986, referenced in celebrity second careers segment
Martha Stewart
Worked as stock broker on Wall Street in 1970s before building lifestyle empire
Steve Buscemi
Worked as New York City firefighter before acting career, returned to firefighting after 9/11
Dwayne Johnson
Worked as dishwasher at $3.45/hour before wrestling and acting career
50 Cent
Worked as boxing promoter as part of business ventures outside of music
Ronnie McNugget
Known for dressing as Ronald McDonald in malls, arrested for battery and robbery at McDonald's
Heather
Mom with grown children, taking 18-year-old to Great Wolf Lodge, competed in trivia game
Babyface
Performing at Muckleshoot Casino Resort Events Center on April 18th, prize for trivia winner
Quotes
"I have a huge, huge secret that I'm keeping for my kids... I do have a backup plan where we were going to go to Disneyland. Just in case something happens? If she... I have the flight."
Brooke•Opening segment
"I'm not trying to entrap you or something. I just want to have a peaceful, fun night out with you. I haven't had that in forever."
Savannah•Second date update segment
"Over a third of the population says eating sweets is one of their top sources of happiness in life."
Jeffrey•Sweet vs savory poll segment
"He didn't deny it whatsoever. He said he didn't mean to get engaged to two people. But hey, you know, like life just happens."
Beth•Busted segment
"People who commit to weight loss treatments like this are clearly more comfortable making big drastic life changes. Divorce. It's a stepping stone to divorce."
Brooke•Laser stories segment
Full Transcript
Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to your full brand new hour. And I confess, I have a huge, huge secret that I'm keeping for my kids. You're confessing you have a confession. Ooh. I actually can't believe it though, for real. You better hope they don't hear this. Uh-oh. Because you will be kicked out of your own house. It's not a lie. It's not a lie. Plus a brand new second date today with a single mom, which is awesome. She's brand new to the dating world and already needs our help. So we're going to get to that. But first, comments. Jackson Grimm said, I'm coming up to Seattle for a work trip. I'll only be here for about 24 hours, but I'm a little nervous to drive around knowing that I'll be in the same city as Alexis. Hey. They know. That's so funny. Pre-call your insurance. Yeah. No, no, can we do under the table? I can't go through insurance anymore. They'll drop me, Jackson. The only guy to be like, Alexis, can I have your number so I can avoid you? Yeah. Please tell me where you're going so I can go to the opposite. Where are you? All right. Well, see you on the road, Jackson. Good luck in any parking garage. All right. Your brand new flower starts right now. Finally, the study we've been waiting for is in. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. In America, what's the difference between savory and sweet people? What are you? Let's take a quick poll around the room. Alexis, your savory or sweet? It's the two's one. What if it changes on the day? No, that's so hard. Oh, go sweet. OK, sweet. Brooke, who are you? God, that's so tricky. The woman who steals candy out of everybody which one do you fall into? I also steal all of Ashley's tortilla chips when she orders Chipotle. She loves blue cheese. I think that I'm sweet. All right, two sweets, Jose. Sweet or savory? Can I be sour? Because I'm very sour. OK, well, mark you down as sour. I'm going to go savory because my doctors would prefer that. I know I used to be a sweet boy up through college, but nowadays I'm a savory stallion. But according to the latest poll, I'm apparently in the minority. Oh, the savory people are. Because 81% of American adults consider themselves sweet treat people. Oh, yeah. They gravitate towards sugary treats rather than savory ones. Oh, my gosh. I mean, sugar is so addictive. It's a meaty. I'm not even finished with dinner. And I'm like, OK, where's the dessert at? I know. I did something at the end of it. The generation with the biggest sweet tooth is Gen Z. 86% say that they lean the sweet way. Why are they just looking at their coffee orders? Because, yeah. Coffee orders are wild. Meanwhile, only 57% of boomers agree with the sweetness. The top two favorite sweet treats right now are cookies and ice cream, both tied at 61%. Chocolate's next at 51. Then candy, then cake. OK, just you saying that makes me realize I am a sweet person. Yeah, totally. Now I'm craving it. And over a third of the population says eating sweets is one of their top sources of happiness in life. Oh, yeah. I mean low key, Dan. You're going to have like a hot cinnamon roll. Oh, god. Oh, my god. The ones that are like as big as your head. Yeah. You just unravel it like a blanket. The other top source of happiness is hearing us get zapped in the throat during the shot color question of the day. That's sweet and savory. Yeah. Let's send it over to the show's sweet boy, Digital Jake. Here we go. Well, on this day in 1986, Clint Eastwood looked around the set of his hometown, squinted into the distance, and said, you know what this place needs? Fewer zoning permits and more me. Wow. And before you know it, he was officially elected mayor of Carmel, California. He won population 4,000. Wow. Get off my county's lawn. And everyone is multimillionaires. Yeah, right. He served in that position for the next two years, which just goes to show. In America, you can go from Hollywood legend to old guy arguing about parking meters in mere seconds. Oh, my gosh. But Clint is not the only big name star who's had a second career either before or after they became well known. And today, you'll have to tell me a few others during a special celebrity job swap edition of plenty of 20. Now, you'll say a number one through 20. I'll tell you about a famous person with an unexpected second job. You just have to tell me which job it was to stay in the game. Cool. It'll be multiple choice. Let's start with the woman whose current side hustle includes dog walker, track coach, and used sock dealer. That's Alexis. It's a new client. Everyone needs a side hustle. Three. Before becoming the queen of cooking and entertaining, Martha Stewart had a very different high powered job. What was her second career? Was she a stable hand for an equestrian facility? Was she a wedding DJ or a stock broker? Oh, the stock broker. A wedding DJ's Martha with some head balls on? DJ Martha. MS on the ones and twos. Did she grow up rich? That seems like horse farms are just her. Oh, I see. She seems like she's always been rich. A little posh. Who knows? I mean, she did go to jail for insider trading, right? Yeah, which is a very rich thing. I don't think the people that work on the horse farms are the rich ones, though. It's usually the people that own the horses. The stable boy is usually not like the rich guy in the stories that I read. You could only trust Jeff on this, because he's the only one that has spent time with stable boys. Well, since Jeff knows all about stable boys, I will change my answer and go to whatever the stock finance one was. Yeah, stock whatever finance. Money? She worked on Wall Street in the 1970s before building her lifestyle empire. I watched the Martha Stewart documentary produced by Martha Stewart that Martha Stewart made. I think she might be innocent. I don't know. Seems reliable. Yeah. No biases there. Brooke, we're over to you. Three is off the board. Give me 18. Oscar-winning actor Steve Beshemi didn't just play heroes. He actually was one before fame. What was his real life second job? Was he a firefighter? An ice cream driver or a subway announcer? Announce? Oh, announcer. I was like, wait. I think he would be a little too frightening for the children driving an ice cream truck around. Oh, my god. What is that, Brooke? Something about the way he looks? You want the SpongeBob popsicle? Oh, looks like a melted SpongeBob popsicle. Yeah, he does look like a melted. I actually know he was a firefighter. It is right. He worked as a New York City firefighter before acting, and then after 9-11 went back to it for a little bit. That's great. We're two for two. Oh, 9-11's great. Oh, it's great when he can. That's disturbing. Interesting. All right, Jose, we're over to you. Three and 18 are off the board. Let's go 12. Before becoming one of the biggest action stars ever, Dwayne Johnson had a surprisingly regular side job. My doppelganger. Even before wrestling, what was it? Was he a lifeguard? Was he a dishwasher? Or was he a Costco sample attendant? No. So funny. Then little tiny cubes of cheese would look even tinier in his little fingers. But he'd probably be so hungry. I mean, that man eats so much. Lifeguard, what was the other one? Dishwasher. See, so he is my doppelganger. Everyone always confuses us. And I used to be a dishwasher at the Olive Garden. So I have a feeling him and I. Similar paths. Dishwashing twin. Jose's going with B. Yes! Yes. Not as wet as a lifeguard, but you can get wet as a dishwasher. He worked for 3.45 an hour before he became the rock. Dang, now he makes that every half a second. We are in a tough spot because all of you have gotten your questions right. Let's go, Jeff. And Jeffrey, we're over to you now. I'll do number 10. Rapper and entrepreneur 50 Cent is known for his business moves. But one of his early gigs was unexpected. What was it? Was he a barber? Was he a dollar store manager? Or was he a boxing promoter? Oh. It would be pretty ironic if 50 Cent worked at the dollar store. Yes. Maybe he was like the bargain guy. I do not think of that. He was half off at the dollar store. Over at the clearance bin. And that's how we got his name. That's how we had to just stock the clearance bin. Barber, I got to cross that off the list. What? You don't think he can cut hair? He doesn't even have hair. Isn't he bald? I mean, now. Now I don't know. I can't think of it. I can't think of his hair. He always had a hat on. Yeah. If he was a barber, he'd be showing off his due all the time. Also, I've never seen him wear boxing gloves. But I have seen him wear band-aids, which you can get a deal on at the dollar store. That's right. Give me dollar store employee. What? Dollar store manager is incorrect. He was a boxing promoter. He got involved in promoting fights as part of his business ventures outside of music. And after getting that wrong, that means Jeffrey has lost today's initiative. Blin-di of 20. 50 cents screws me over once again. Yeah, again. That was the other time. Me and 50 every time. I'm going to be getting shocked while singing Workin' 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton. I love a song. Workin' 9 to 5. What a way to make a living, barely getting. Bah! That was your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. There's over 100,000 products in America right now that come with warning labels. Oh, wow. But imagine a world where people had them too. Oh, that'd be nice. I like that world, Jeff. Like, oh, he asked you out? Before you say yes, make sure to check his tag first. The warning tends to be clingy, narcissistic, and do not leave alone in close proximity with your divorced mother. Oh, oh, that's a warning. It'd be helpful to know these things up front. And that's why our next segment comes with its own warning. The thoughts you're about to hear from these radio hosts may be shallow, judgy, and borderline pathetic. So listen at your own risk, because there's a high probability you will get dumber. After a brand new edition of What's On Your Mind, it's coming up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it is difficult to make hard things easy. But it's extremely easy to make simple things difficult. Why did you just brand my brain, Jeff? And we're going to demonstrate that right now for a brand new What's On Your Mind, where we go around the room and struggle to share the simplest of ideas. OK. Starting with Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, for the first time ever, we don't have any plans for spring break. OK. And here's the thing. I love to travel. It is like a passion of mine. And this year, nothing. OK. Nothing. Nothing. You've finally given up. Thank you. Have you seen all the cultures of the world now? The reason is, is our dog is still alive. Oh, Tula. What are you doing, Tula? Why are you still around? Brooke, wait. What do you mean she's still alive? That's a problem? Well, we can't go anywhere. We can't get a pet sitter with a dog that's in her last. It's like any day now, any month now. In her last moments of life. Yeah. I don't even really want to drive out of state, because what happens if she were to die when we were in the car? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it sounds so callous, but that's where we're at right now. And the thing is that my kids don't know, is I do have a backup plan where we were going to go to Disneyland. Oh, my god. Just in case something happens? If she. I have the flight. And it's looking like I'm going to have to cancel them. Oh, no. But I haven't yet, because I've given you a couple of days. So what are you hoping for exactly? You're still feeding the dog and stuff. Yes. Yes. I just want to make sure. Well, she just had a really rough week a couple of weeks ago, and we thought that was the end. But then she rebounded. And that's a good thing. Maybe she heard you talking about the trip, and she's like, that's it. We love Tula. And we're glad she's with us, and we're glad she's happy. It's just something you can't plan for. Oh, my god. That's where we're at. But every time she coughs, Brooke does a little fist bump. Oh, OK. She's still good. Can't get her back. She's got. I don't mind. Never mind. Take the nauseous off. That was terrible. That was so awful. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well, for those who don't know, I live in a really huge apartment complex. Yeah. And the other day, I doordashed myself some ramen. OK. And I get in the lords at the foods at the front desk. So I go down. And as I'm getting back in the elevator, I hear voices of people walking behind me. Oh, OK. So I go in, and naturally, I hold the elevator door open with one hand behind me. But you're still not looking out to see who's coming. No. It's courteous. And it's a guy and a girl. And I hear them talking as we're getting closer. And she says to him, oh, no, I'm not coming upstairs. This is as far as I go. Oh. And then he doesn't shut down. And then I hear one of them go. What? Oh. You're. I hear kissing noises. Kissing. Now wrap me high, too. How kissing noises. We just go upstairs with them. This is the goodbye kiss that you're waiting to say. And so I'm still holding the door. And I'm like, wait, when do I stop? It's time to stop. Then the girl, she finally comes up for air. And she's like, oh my gosh, you finally kissed me. And she's like, I've been waiting for that moment. And you're still there? And I'm just like, hey, you guys need to use the elevator. Did you say that? I did. I mean, anybody going up? They were like apologetic. I'm like, we didn't see you as the door shutting. I'm like, it's fine. No one does. I didn't get any action this weekend, but I was close by. Some action. The creepy guy in the elevator. Yeah, that's me. Well done, Jose. Alexis, what's been on your mind? Oh, so I went to my first time ever being like an all-inclusive resort in Mexico. And so just a few things I learned from it. Well, first I get there. I go to the room, and I drink the water out of the sink. Oh, you're kidding me. I brush my teeth, and then I just drink it the water. I mean, brushing your teeth is fine. I thought everybody knew that. I've heard it. I just, it was in my mind. OK, whatever. So after that, though, I head to the pool bar, OK? Because I'm like, first time at the swim up bar. You're not supposed to drink the water out of the pool, either, Alexis, by the way. That one I know. Thank you for that. I go up to the bartender, and then that's when I realize how fast they make you drink. He's like, I'm going to give you the sexy Cornelio shot as the bartender. I don't know. He gives me some blue shot, and he pours like five alcohols in it, and I'm like, OK. As I'm taking it, he's already making another one. Another shot. Oh, yeah. And then he's just going, and he's like, you guys got to drink all day here. And I'm like, OK. I didn't know. I have no choice. And we're like, let's leave the pool bar and go to the beach, maybe escape. Yeah. Sexy Cornelio finds us on the beach. And I'm like, OK. Maybe he just knows you drank the tap water, and he's using all the alcohol to kill whatever it is. We're like, OK, we're going to go back to the hotel room, get ready for the wedding. And that's when he comes back, and he's like, well, you need drinks to go. So he gives us drinks to take to the hotel room. That's cool. At this point, it's not cool. I'm like, OK. I don't need this many margaritas in my life. We get to the wedding that night, and who is the bartender at the wedding? No! Sexy Cornelio. Of course. And he is bringing us drinks during the middle of the reception, like sneaking them behind the curtain to the tables. Oh, god. That was hard. I got it. All right, Jeffery, what's on your mind? Well, I know what type of pet owner I am. I'm very involved, very encouraging, when it comes to my pup. So when my dog Bagel showed an interest in water, I put him in a swim class. But he did not listen very well to the instructor. Actually got demoted to the lowest swim level possible. So swimming has been taken off the table, but he does need an activity, something to keep him active, something he would enjoy, especially when I'm not home with him. And I feel like this is going to sound like it's not real when I tell you. But I can promise you this 100% happened is Bagel enjoys making music. And by making music, I mean he likes hitting the keys on my piano. Oh. That's cute. Does he have old babies? Yeah, when is we going to get a bagel swim? Here he is at the piano. He's just playing his little song there. Oh, that's so cute. So I thought about putting him in a possible music class. Oh, no. He could like a symphony for dogs. That's the problem is he's a dog. But I was talking to an older lady in my neighborhood and I was like, I know you do piano lessons for some children around here. Would you consider giving my dog Bagel a lesson in piano? Is this an insult to her or? The question got a lot of laughter from her. Yeah, of course. Which was a little bit hurtful to me. Oh, you're the one that was hurt in this situation. Because I told her, no, I'm not kidding. What do you think about doing a dog lesson, which got an immediate no. Oh, no. So nothing. So now every other night, Bagel and I do a little 20 minute YouTube tutorial together where he plays on the piano. And I have to say, just like swim class, he needs to be demoted. I thought he was going to be a dog. He is a terrible listener when it comes to music class. I want to see a dog just being like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. That's what I was hoping for too. But apparently it's not in the cards for him. We're going to keep trying. Keep going. That's what's been on our minds. Text into 78592. You could tell us what's been on yours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we read our listeners' texts, not because we have to, but because we want to. Right, Brooke? Yeah, actually, I love it. Yeah, I'm only in the text board all day. Our listeners are so funny, and they're really nice. I love them. I almost believed that. That was really cute. It sounds like she's on a date with a guy she doesn't like. It's so funny, and I really like everything you're saying. One text says, I've had a crush on Brooke since I was 14. Oh, bro. And I love you guys. How old are you now? So I Googled that phone number, and it traced back to the Fox Family reunion. So this does actually track. What's up, Cuzz? Another text says, I'm Gen Z, and I have to say, Alexis represents us very well. Congrats to you. Oh, print that and send it to our bosses. Thank you. Alexis, that must feel nice to get support from someone in your generation who's clearly loaded up on tru-leaves right now. That's so sweet. Take what I can get. And one more text says, appliance repair tech from Ohio here. I listen to the podcast every day between service calls. You guys make me hate my life a little less after getting yelled at by customers. That's so sweet. I like that. Yeah. Almost smirked. We appreciate the text for sure, but don't you want to get back at those rude customers? Have us prank them for you. It won't be bad for your business at all. Yeah, you should go to our website, brookandjeffrey.com. Yeah, find us and get even with the people who wrong you. Brookandjeffrey in the morning. You ever been in a relationship and you really want to see green flags so you almost ignore all the red and the pink ones? Yes. Yeah. Keep doing that so that we have more segments on this show. Yes, thank you. Like, wow, she is really close to her stepdad. They do a lot of stuff together. I didn't know that professional baseball games started at 1 AM, but maybe they're just watching the international once in his house. That's what it is. And whenever he calls, why does it always show on her phone screen as stepdaddy? That's probably fine. Just like today's callers, maybe they should have seen it coming sooner, because we're going to hear more about the red flags that got ignored for too long in a brand new edition of Busted. It's coming up right after this. Brookandjeffrey in the morning. Sneaky husbands. Two timing wives. Bad boy friends. And even worse, girlfriends. They thought they could get away with it. But now they're about to get busted. It is time for our bi-weekly non-monogamous music festival that makes everyone say, why did they approve this? Welcome to Cheetah Palooza. Hey. OK. That's why you're holding gloves. As we call it, Busted, the segment featuring a powerhouse lineup of loyal listeners ready to share the hilarious and bizarre ways they caught their dumb exes being unfaithful. It's really cathartic, isn't it? It sure is. Let's start with our opening act. Let's welcome to the stage Joanna. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Well, this is back in high school, and my boyfriend worked at a fast food restaurant. And I wanted to surprise him during his shift. And also score some free food. Yeah. I will say I miss the homey hookups when we all work part-time jobs at places. I used to work at Subway. I robbed that store. Everybody got free subways. OK. So sorry, you were going to surprise your boyfriend at the restaurant and what happened? Right. Well, it was a drive-through. So I pulled up. I was all excited to hear his voice on the speaker, you know? And I was like, plan on being cute. But I never even got to order because when I pulled up, he was already talking. And I could hear him talking, like, flirting with somebody. What? And yeah. And he was like, he didn't realize the radio, like the headset was on. And he was straight up talking dirty to one of his coworkers. Oh. That's kind of funny. This is basically why Jose did get fired from Subway. Yeah, no, literally. Were you able to get your order in? I got zero food, but I did get him fired because I literally pulled up and I just asked for the supervisor. Oh. Hi. The supervisor heard on the headset, too. So. Oh, my God. He was being very unprofessional, obviously. Very. Joanna, that sucks. Let's keep going. We're going to go to Rodney. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Yeah, so I planned this totally romantic anniversary night for my girlfriend. Don't tell me it happened on an anniversary. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. I mean, I hooked it up, man. I had candles, Chaudet music playing in the background. And I hired a private chef from her favorite restaurant to come in and cook for us. Oh, my God. You found the chef from her favorite restaurant? Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't cheap. It wasn't cheap. Yes. Oh, my. That's so impressive. Where does it go all wrong? Well, I hear her car pulling up and I surprise her at the door. And she's just blown away, man. All the flowers, the music playing. And I bring her into the kitchen to meet the chef. And she's got this look of shock on her face. And the chef's face lights up and he's like, hey, what are you doing here? Oh, no. She's like, wait, why are you not at Sizzler still? Wait, is it just because she's a regular at that restaurant? Please tell me. I don't think so. No, I really wish that was the case. But no, they were seeing each other. Oh, God. Oh, no. And it took a while to get everything he sorted out because this chef thought that we were playing a prank on him. Oh, no. Where's the hidden cameras in here? He's making me cook my own anniversary dinner. I hope you two kicked her out and you and the chef had a romantic meal together. Yeah, dude. You know, it should have gone that way. But we were both so pissed off because he had no idea. So did he leave? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, she left first out of embarrassment. And I was just like, dude, I'm sorry. I don't know what, like, I don't even know what to say. He's like, I don't either, dude. He said enjoy the food, man. Oh, sweet. OK. So you were able to eat your feelings that night. Yeah, that's good. At least that one had a happy ending. Even gave me like, instructions on how to reheat everything. No. I don't want to make a PB and J. Now he's patronizing you a little bit. So OK, we got time for one more. Let's go to Beth here. Tell us how you busted your significant other. OK, so this happened back when I was engaged. I was. Oh, what? They keep getting worse and worse. I want to go back to high school. That one didn't feel bad. Next caller. I'm cheating right now. Yeah. Oh, my God. You were engaged. Yeah, let's engage. And, you know, of course, like I'm looking for a wedding photographer, right? So yes, Instagram pages, like the way you go, do it now. And all of a sudden I stopped because I couldn't believe my eyes. I I was like, OK, is that my boyfriend in this photo? Or is it like his long lost twin? OK, like it was a wedding picture. What do you mean? Yeah, like one of those like posed wedding pictures in engagement photo shoot. OK. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where you're like in the woods hugging each other. Yeah. It's just something that totally exactly happens naturally in relationships. And it wasn't like it was from way back when it was only posted two months prior. OK. Oh, no. Was he a model? Please tell me. No. Gosh, right. That would be like an easy answer to it. No. So I'm like, I think the best thing to do is I'm just going to go ahead and DM the photographer before I lose my mind and go to my guy of anything. But basically, yeah, they got back to me. This woman, she tells me that, oh, yeah, those two, like they're a really cute couple that were set to be married that year. Well, he was going to have two weddings in one year. Right. So he comes home from work. And that was when I confronted him with the photos. And he didn't deny it whatsoever. He he said he didn't mean to get engaged to two people. But hey, you know, like life just happens. When you put it that way, yeah. Yeah, I accidentally raised six kids, too. Yeah, it was a total accident. Life, am I right? Oh, no. Why? I'm crazy. Impresses that he could plan it twice, though. And afford two rings. Yeah. Yeah, that's also true. So did you go on and continue with your engagement to him or how did that play out? And no, it ended. But, you know, things played out well for me later on, because years later, I actually did meet the real love of my life. And sorry enough, that photographer was so good that I ended up hiring her. I hope she got the full story. You remembered me. How could you forget? Oh, that's awesome, Bet. Text into 78592 if you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating and you could be on the next edition of Busted. We got your phone tab coming up right after this. It's almost time for your prank call. And today, a young woman reached out to us and said she just moved in with her boyfriend. And he was a little nervous to even take that step. So why don't we push the limits a little bit more and say, hey, we need to book time so you can come check out your wedding venue. There's already been a deposit. So what's taking you so long? It's your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone test on the 20s. Hello. Good afternoon. Am I speaking with Aaron? Yeah, that's me. Hi, Aaron. I'm the events coordinator here at Valley Country Club. My name is Al Beback. How you doing? Sorry, you're what? I'm the events coordinator at Valley Country Club. Okay, can I help you? You're Aaron, right? I am. I'm just a little confused. Totally understand. When Tracy came by the book, The Ballroom, I know that you and I didn't get to meet. So it's nice to finally talk to you and be able to say congratulations. Congratulations on what? You're funny. Tracy said that you had a good sense of humor. She was right. So anyway, let's just get to business. I don't want to waste your time. What day do you think would be good for you two to swing by and do your walkthrough? Of what? Of what? Well, of your wedding. What? You have to come and do the walkthrough of the venue so that you know what you're getting into before we do the wedding. But did Tracy say we're getting married? Yeah, that's usually how it works, right? Oh man, I didn't expect you to be this funny. I'm sorry. I'm dating Tracy. We've been going out for like a year. I... She mentioned that. She mentioned you were together for a long time. And you're a very, very romantic dude from what I've heard. Yeah, so I feel like I would remember proposing, which I did not. No. Did she tell you we're having a wedding? I'm sorry. Wait, wait. What did you say? As far as I know, Tracy and I are not having a wedding yet. Wait, wait. It sounds like you know something I don't. Hold on. You said that you didn't propose? No. Is she trying to plan a wedding? I'm sorry. I feel like I'm missing something here. I feel like I'm missing something here. Okay. Tracy came in last week and she booked our ballroom for September 12th. Like this upcoming September? Yes, this upcoming September. And I told her that you should be here for this. But she said she just wanted to put the deposit in and get it locked in for September. Wait, hold on. She put down a deposit? That's the only way you can book the room. How much did she put down? She had her dad come by and write us a check for 20 grand. Non-refundable. So... Oh my God. You're acting like this is all brand new information. Like she went behind your back and booked it without you. We haven't even talked about it, honestly. I mean for... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you love her? Yeah. Okay. Okay, what? You're telling me to go ahead and just get married then? Yeah, I mean, I've dealt with all types of weddings. So... But that's what I'm saying. There is no wedding. So if she put down like some big amount of money to reserve a ballroom without like saying anything to me, don't you think that's like crazy behavior? I don't know if it's crazy. I would say it's different for sure. Maybe you're the type of guy who needs to be pushed into doing things sometimes. And then you'll look back. Hey, did she tell you to call me? I mean, your number is listed on the contact sheet and I'm just trying to do my job. So honestly, I don't appreciate you being so difficult. What? Pushing back all over just a little ceremony. I pushed back on it because I don't have a wedding. Fair, but you do. No! September 12th. It sounds like you're on her side. Do you not feel like this is crazy? Yeah, I mean, it's a little unusual, but one time we had an event where two coma patients got married. So neither of them knew it was happening. Yours sounds normal compared to that. Yes, but this is still bad. This does not make sense that she would just do this behind my back. Isn't love funny that way? What? The email radio show asked them to prank your boyfriend into thinking you booked a wedding without him. What? Love is beautiful. Isn't it, Erin? Oh my God. So are prank calls. I'm sorry. I'm really, I'm really with Kami. I know, dude. It's okay. Take a breath. This is all a joke. Thank God. Tracy emailed us and she said that she wanted us to prank you because you were just starting to talk about the idea of marriage down the road. She thought this might freak you out. I was like, there's no way she would like try to get married in a couple of months. Yeah, but the venue is perfect. So again, what day do you think would be good for you to come in and do that walkthrough? Maybe this Saturday? I'm so sorry. I have PTSD already from this. Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Broke in Jeffrey in the morning. If you decide on a first date to go back to a guy's place and immediately see something very personal on his bookshelf. Do you A. Honk it. B. Take a quick pic and post it to socials. Oh my God. Or C. Say nothing to friends or family and just reach out to our radio show. Okay. Option C is what one of our listeners did and personally, I'm hoping she also honked it. No. I guess we'll find out in your brand new second date update right after this. Broke in Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. We know dating in general is hard, but dating when you have kids. Makes it way, way easier. Oh, that's what it is. Especially if you can teach your 10 year old to drive you to the movies. Oh, nice. Instant chauffeur and designated driver. Yeah. Happy hour next. But Aiden, don't look in the rear view mirror at what's happening back there. Oh no. We're both sitting in the back seats. Because that's how you were made, little guy. Oh. Well, one of our listeners, Savannah, is attempting to do it for the very first time. Dating while having kids. Savannah, you brave, brave soul. Welcome to the show. Thank you. You're welcome. I like that's an interesting perspective you have. That's really funny. I know this must be so easy for you right now. But tell us about your dating situation. What's going on? Yeah. So I have two girls, eight and 10. And you know, the last few years, I've just really been focused on them. Okay. I feel like they're at an age that I can leave with a babysitter and I'm ready to just really get out there and date. Dude, at 10 years old, I was babysitting. I think you're fine. Don't worry about that part. That's awesome. So how long have you been on the scene, we'll say? Yeah, new wish. I'd say about a month. Okay. Very new. All right. I'm so curious, like, because it's obviously been a long time. What's your take on what's available? How's it working? I'm calling us after one month. Yeah. You know, it is a little bit different of a world out there right now. It feels like there's more accessibility, but it also makes people a little flakier. Okay. Maybe detached. Okay. Because we're very detachable nowadays. Yes. That's a good way of putting it. Who did you go out with? Are we going to get to that? Let's get to the date. Yeah. Let's get to that. Austin. His name is Austin. Okay. He's been at the event and he was one of like helpers. I don't know if you call him handlers. Rodeo times. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. He's working the event. Dude, Austin is such a cowboy name too. It so is. I mean, I don't know if we call him a cowboy. Like he helps out and stuff, but it's not like his whole persona. Okay. How did you connect with him at the rodeo? You know, he saw me. We just started chatting and he gave him my number. He was fun and kind of casual and flirty, but I did tell him like straight off the bat, like listen, I have two kids. If that's not for you, totally cool. Oh, that's great. But he seemed totally fine with it. So what did you guys do? Where'd you go? We went out for darts and drinks. Sorry, you went what? Darts and drinks. Darts. I thought you said some dark drinks. I'm like, oh, Guinness only. Yeah. Okay. No. What's darts and drinks? I assume playing darts and drinking beers. I don't know. Gem is so great. Is that you from the time? I don't know. What's darts and drinks? I don't know. I feel like that's a real waste of a question, Jeff. What is it? You know, a dart place, like the game darts in a bar. Uh-huh. Okay. And what about the drinks? We want to know about the guy. I want to know about Austin. Okay. No, sure. Let's talk all about the men, Brooke. Yeah. Sure. Okay. What was this man like? He was great. He was kind of casual, like appetizers, hanging out, nice time. I'm just going to be honest, like I love my children, but it was really nice to have some time with an adult and feel free and that sort of a thing. Yeah, for sure. Especially as a single mom, you never get a break. I'm going to clip that audio and play it for your children. I know. Were you able to, I mean, I find like even when I go out with my husband on a date, like we end up talking about the kids so much. Were you able to not do that when you were out with Austin? That's tricky. Turn it off. It did come up a little bit, but I actually asked him in the beginning, like, please help me not do this because I'm trying to get out of mom all the time. Yes. We did a pretty good job. Okay. Was there any strange moments between you and him? I mean, not that I can recall. I mean, we really got along. He asked me if I wanted to go back to his place and hang out some more. So I, yeah. You texted the babysitter and said, mom is going to be back. I'm going to be home late. Yeah. The babysitter got a little extra dough. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you ended up back at his place. I got to say for a single guy, his place was surprisingly nice. So that was great. It's always a good sign because you don't want to be a mother to a third child. No. Yeah. Exactly. I have enough people to clean up after. Yeah. All right. So not going into too much detail. How did it go back at his place? It was good. He made us some drinks. Like while he was doing that, I was looking through his bookcase and saw his high school yearbook. Oh. Oh. But I thought he was so cute. He hasn't seen that much. Yeah. So, I mean, he seemed like a little bashful when he saw that I had taken it out, but I don't think it was a big deal. I'm sorry. If you're going to put your high school yearbook on your bookshelf, every person that's walking into your apartment is going to pick that thing up. Yeah. I mean, you're going to be a little bit more inspired by your yearbook picks. I mean, come on. Everybody is. Totally. So this all sounds very good. How did you two end it? We kissed a little bit. Okay. And he said, you know, he'd like to do it again. And I don't know. It's been five days and he's not making a move to ask me out again. Okay. He gave him all the signals. Here we are. Push it along. We're only going to make you wait a few minutes longer before we finally reach out to this guy. We'll call Austin and hopefully he picks up and has some answers to why he does not want to be the father to your two children right now. Don't say no to me. Well, okay. Maybe that's a thing. Maybe you should say why he doesn't want to have another baby with you. No. Wow. We'll start with why aren't you calling our friend back? We'll ease into the conversation when we do your second date update right after this. Hold on. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Thirty days in and our listener Savannah is already calling radio shows to assist with her reentry back into the dating world. Hey, maybe we were one of the reasons she was ready to start dating again. Wow. Just listening to this show. We mature. How much hope we give people. Totally. Very optimistic take when you hear all of our second date updates. Okay. But a little you should know about Savannah. She has two daughters aged eight and 10, but there is a guy that she's interested in. A guy named Austin. Hey. He took her for darts and drinks then back to his place. But that was days ago and there really hasn't been a lot of communication since. So she's looking to us to get a little bit of help. Right, Brooke? Yeah, for sure. I'm excited for you Savannah. Thank you. Yeah. And if this doesn't work out, you're fresh in this. There's plenty more fish in the sea, right? Totally. I do understand that. Yeah. We're not ready to move on from this guy just yet. We don't need the plenty of the fish talk until we actually talk to Austin. She hasn't even mentioned the dating apps yet. I mean, there's a whole pool of men on there. That's true. So go find. Yes. I have been dabbling there. Oh, you know. Yeah. It was refreshing meeting someone in person and I'd like to, you know, can you just see where that goes? Yeah. Okay. Well, let's call Austin, try to get him on the phone and hopefully he hasn't suffered some horrific rodeo injury. Prevented him from dating ever again. I see. He got mulled by a bull. He was the clown that jumps out of the barrel. It does happen. Are you ready for that, Savannah? I'm ready. Okay. We'll see. Let's call his number. Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Austin? Yes. Who is this? Oh. You don't have to call him. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You don't have to be scared of us. We're just a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay. Okay. What's up? Good morning. What's going on, guys? Hey, look at that small talk. Yeah. Let's just dive right into this, Austin, because the reason why we're calling is this is a segment we do. It's called a second date update. Okay. Okay. And that's where we try to help out listeners who've gone out with someone recently, but they're not getting a call back for a second meetup. We're trying to figure out if there's a reason for it, particularly with you and a woman named Savannah. What? Savannah? Yeah. Yup. Yeah. You remember Savannah, right? Yes. I do remember Savannah. Okay. I'm just, I'm confused. Well, she says you went out on a date recently, a date that really stuck out in her mind as a good one. Granted, she hasn't had a ton of new dates because she's kind of re-entered the dating world. Why would we set them up like that? Well, just to show that you were great for her re-entry. That made it really so critical. She did tell me that she was just starting a date, but I mean, this is, there's just a lot going on here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But we want to hear what you thought about Savannah and your time together. That's kind of our goal. Okay. Well, look, she seemed really nice. I mean, very cool, great personality. But the toughest thing about it is that she basically, when she came over, she found my high school yearbook. Oh, yeah. She told us that you had that out on your bookshelf. I mean, come on, man. If you're going to put it out there, people are going to look at it, right? Yeah. I mean, I'm totally fine with that. Okay. Cool. You brought it up like it was an issue though. Yeah. Well, the problem is not so much the scene of the yearbook, so much as her fixation on this quote from the yearbook. A quote? Oh, like when you're like a senior and you put the quote underneath your name or something like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And so they put predictions and mine said by 29, I'm going to be married and have two kids. Whoa. They put that in your yearbook? Yeah. I mean, I said that a long time ago when I was in high school, but... Right. I mean, I think the marriage that you think 29 is really 64. Yeah. Yeah. You think 30 is like a grandmere. I mean, you think you're married to the kids by whatever age, right? Yeah. Okay. So why did she fixate on it? What do you mean by that? Well, so she reads it and she says, this is funny. You're 29 now and I have two kids. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I mean, I feel, I'm confused. Like funny or stressed? I can't tell. Uh. No, stress. Oh, stress. Okay. Oh. Yeah. You're assuming she's saying that you two are going to get married? I mean, it's either that or it just feels like I'm going to be an instant dad either away. Oh. Okay. You don't think she was joking? And is being an instant dad really the worst thing? I mean, you don't have to get up in the middle of the night if you have an eight and 10 year old. That is like really a bonus. I'm just going to say. I'm going to jump into the easier part of parenthood. You can throw things at them and they'll catch it. Sounds great. Like balls and stuff, you know. Are we selling you? I hear what you're saying. But in my dream, I mean, thank goodness I need to write this in my yearbook. I mean, I want two boys. Oh. And she has girls. Two girls, but that doesn't mean. You can't predict that. I mean, unless you are coming into a relationship that already has kids. Yeah. That'd be funny if that's the old, like, sorry. I mean, who says you can't have more kids with her and make your dream come true? Oh. Why are we talking about this right now? Yeah. It's so funny. We wouldn't even know if she would want him to be an ad. We're talking about his dreams. Wait, I thought we were talking about dates. Now I'm kind of convinced you're going to have two more kids. What? Yeah. Well, okay, fair. Maybe this is a lot. What we really should be doing probably is telling you that Savannah is already on the phone with us right now, listening in on this conversation. What? Hey. Yeah. And she wants to talk to you about this, presumably. Savannah. Hey, Austin. Oh. Hey, Savannah. Well, first of all, I'm sorry I freaked you out. I just thought it was funny. I was kidding. I wasn't. I'm not imagining that, you know, I want you to meet my kids the next week and move in the week after. I'm not trying to entrap you or something. I feel so bad for not calling you back. I just, I wish I should have said any of this to you. And now here we are. And, you know, we have an audience which is cool. But so cool. Yeah. And I just want to say, because you're not a parent, you don't know how awesome it was just to have a peaceful, fun night out with you. I haven't had that in forever. And, and like that's what I want. That's where I want to start. And, you know, I'm on the apps. I've met a lot of people I could go out with, but we met in person. I already know that you and I have had fun and have some chemistry and I'd rather hang out with you again. Right. You have girls, right? Oh my God, really? I mean, yes, Austin, I have girls, but again, this is a very long down the line conversation. If you would ever even meet them and just like even just saying we're not that old, if down the line it became a thing. I mean, the best part of having lots of kids is making them. So maybe eventually. What? And I'm pretty sure it's science that the more you want one gender, the more likely it is you have the opposite. I need to see this study that says that. Man, I, I guess. Yeah, I mean, I'd love to go back out. I had such a good time too, but I just, I don't know that she asked you anything. Yes, he was a father. I'll take it from here, Austin. So what we are trying to do in this whole segment is try to set you up with one more date with Savannah. Just Savannah, not the children. You don't have to worry about fatherhood down the road or future boys that you want to have. Yeah, just think about one more date just you and Savannah. And if you're open to it, we would pay for that. Hopefully this entire conversation has given you less stress about the idea of dating and fathering future kids. Wait. Only a little bit more stress. No, it's cool. I do want to go back out with Savannah. Yes. Okay. Yes. Cool. That's great. And listen, my oldest did say that you look like a less creepy version of her school principal, which in tween translation means she thinks you seem cool and cute. Oh, okay. Her daughter approves of you, Austin. How does that feel? Approval is good. I will take it. And like you said, we'll just kind of, we'll, I'm going to stay out of my head and we'll try to take it slow. Okay. I wouldn't play this recording for your daughter. I mean, the whole thing about him wanting only boys is not going to sit well with a 10 year old. Fair, very fair. So Savannah, that means congratulations. You got yourself one more date with Austin. Yay. Cool. Thank you so much for the help. I appreciate it. Yeah. That's awesome. What we're here for. Jose will babysit for you. Oh my God, I love that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So funny. But hopefully we'll get an update from the two of them soon and see if any of his high school predictions or dreams eventually came true. Dude, I think they're actually pretty cute together. Yeah! She was so cute. Dude, and he over-analyzed more than a typical woman would. Yeah, so. Did any of our high school predictions come true? Does anybody remember theirs? I was supposed to be a pro athlete, something they said for me. Oh, yeah! Hey, but you're coaching high school tracks, so that's cool. Hey! That's how good that is. Yeah! I know in high school I predicted that millions of people would subscribe to our podcast at Broken Jeffery. Wow, that's very specific. You knew it was going to be on this show. The podcast weren't even invented yet, so it's crazy. Wow, man. But make this little boy's high school dreams come true. Find us online wherever you get yours at Broken Jeffery. Finally, it's here. It's Broken Jeffery in the morning. What is it? What is it? On this show, and basically everywhere on the news over the last few years, we've worried about children being addicted to screens, waiting for something to come along and help break them free of this digital prison. Okay, but honestly, them and me. So, yeah. Have freedom. Get us excited about real life again. Yeah, what do we got, Jeff? Playing with rocks and sticks like we used to. Yeah! Jumping off things that are too high and possibly hurting themselves. That's right. Well, to the rescue comes an Amsterdam-based children's media company called Meevee. Meevee? Meevee, and they're going to launch an alternative to screen time that's basically a book with a screen on it that doesn't work. Wait, what? Huh. Wait a minute. Say more. Why? So, they believe eventually kids will just get frustrated that the screen is broken, so they'll be forced to open up the book behind it and kind of hate read it. Huh. I don't know. I kind of like it. Yeah. They should have instructions. If screen is broken, read book behind it. Yeah. I love that the obvious solution isn't just parents read to your kids. Like, that's- Trick them. Children hate that, though. Yeah, they want to do it on their own. See, here's the thing. The screen will come on a few times a month just to show the kid it does work sometimes. And then it'll randomly turn off after just a few minutes of play. Wow. Now, in order for you to get this, you will have to order the book slash screen, download the program, and buy a monthly subscription for it to come on a few times every month. See, then they're going to do the premium subscription. Yeah. We'll unlock the screen the whole time. Exactly. It's a gateway job. Yeah. Now, critics are saying the new Me-Vee streaming app will supposedly help preschoolers put down their screens. But it is weird because it still does require some screen time. I don't- people, like, you're in charge of the preschoolers. Just don't let them have the screens. There you go. That's the best idea that we've had. Wow. A decade of research. This is fantastic. A book attached to a broken screen. Okay. Thank you, science. Yay. We did it. Laser stories is coming up right after this. Hello. I'm in the radio segment. It's the radio segment that's hosting a team bonding event for billionaires where CEOs play tug of war with their private jets. Picture two Gulf Streams facing opposite directions with a rope tied between them. Loser has to pay healthcare for their factory workers. That doesn't cost them that much, so it's fine. It's cool. It's laser stories. It's a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other helipad haters just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. Wrong start, Jeff. Let's go. If you've heard this segment before, you may remember the trials and tribulations of a man called Ronnie McNugget. Ronnie is well known for dressing up as Ronald McDonald and just walking around malls staring at people. Creepy. Is he the one that actually changed his last name to McNugget? He sure did. Yeah. And he made news last year when he was caught harassing a woman and when cops took him down about a hundred red noses went flying everywhere. Wow, he's a very nice. But now Ronnie's in trouble for a whole new situation. He recently walked into a nearby McDonald's and put in an order. When he got his food, he demanded free cookies. I mean, if you are Ronnie McNugget, don't you get some perks? There's got to be. It feels like you're entitled to that. But when Ronnie did not get the free cookies, he pushed the workers out of the way, went behind the counter, threw things at them and took off with two other meals. It sounds like he did buy his original order. That's nice. That's not 100% clear. An hour later, Ronnie was tracked down at a nearby apartment complex. He was arrested and charged with battery and robbery. Unclear if the local jail has cookies though. I've never heard of anyone wanting a McDonald's cookie. Like it's, you know, maybe the pies or McFlurry. Yeah, exactly. Let's go to your next laser story out of Michigan. Botched cakes have gone viral before. There's even websites completely devoted to them. But this past Easter, a lamb took the cake. The cake is in the shape of a lamb? I say that because there's a bakery in the Detroit area called the Homestead Kitchen and Artisan Cakery. They're very upscale, so it isn't a grocery store like a cheap chain place. Last week, they hyped the upcoming Easter holiday by posting a lamb cake straight out of a horror movie. It sounds cute. Oh no. It's terrifying. I'm showing a photo of it right now in the studio. They use those googly eyes that you can get, like the baked googly eyes, but it's more the teeth to me. What are those teeth made out of? There's three teeth in the center and one of them's pink. Yeah, the lamb has big bulging eyes, crooked teeth, and sloppy, droopy frosting that looks like it's been left in a hot car all day. Ain't nobody got time for that. Wow. So you can go see the photo on our Insta stories at Brook & Jeffrey if you want to pee your pants. Looks like a real professional picture too. But maybe even better than the scary sheep is the comments that it got. They were just classic. Someone said, where's the knife? I need to put it out of its misery. Oh. I think this is red velvet cake on top of it all. Another person said, you didn't bake it, you summoned this. No word on if the attention has helped bakery sales or hurt them, but everybody in that area is definitely aware of Satan's lamb cake now. I'll definitely hit him up around Halloween time. I don't want kids around that cake. It's too scary. This next laser story is out of Food News. We were just there. Did we just get out fooded by Canada? What? I say that because Pizza Hut Canada just launched a new pie for baseball lovers everywhere. It's a hot dog stuffed crust pizza. Wow. Oh my God. I want to get hot dogs and pizza at the same time. Absolutely. And if you're thinking, hey, that's not new. Yes, a Pizza Hut did do it with little wieners before and stuffed the crust. But Canada's features a whole hot dog baked into the crust of every single slice. In every slice? Yeah, like picture it long ways through the crust. I was thinking little mini dogs. These are the big boys. This 12,000 calorie masterpiece. There is no calories in this, Jeff. Be quiet. Why'd you need to say that? It's only available for a limited time to celebrate the start of baseball season, but some are calling it the most American thing Canadians have ever done. Yes. Dude, that is true. A medium hot dog stuffed crust pizza starts at $19.99 and it's available at participating Pizza Hut locations across the Great White North. Now that's what they can't do that Americans can do over charge. Yes. They would have been 40 bucks in America. I know. That was like $19.99. What a bargain. It's their value meal. Yeah. Have you seen our food prices lately? Seriously. Let's go to your final laser story out of the science of how low can you go? According to new research, people who undergo rapid weight loss with ozempic and other GLP-1 drugs are twice as likely to get divorced. Uh-oh. Why is that? I mean, big life change, you know, makes you question everything in your world. I bet there's a lot of that. 500 married patients participated with the results being more than 14% getting divorced within six years of losing a lot of weight. Yikes. Oh my gosh. Compared with 8% among the wider population. Oh. Wait, that's still a pretty high number. Experts believe there are several reasons that this may be happening. For one, people who commit to weight loss treatments like this are clearly more comfortable making big drastic life changes. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Divorce. It's a stepping stone to divorce. It's like do everything at once. I'm gonna get a divorce, I'm gonna lose 100 pounds. Yeah. Either that or you just stop eating as much because it just makes you full and so you're not sharing meals together anymore. Oh no. I would be sad. I wouldn't want to have my popcorn. No. And number two, losing weight may make them feel more self-confident about moving on, particularly if the relationship didn't start in a good or a happy place. I agree. Yeah. If I can fix this, I can fix anything. Yeah. I'm just pointing out this is just an initial study since these drugs are relatively new. Mm-hmm. It'll be a few years before we get some real data on it, but when we do, it might get even worse. Oh no. I know. This guy's going through his own weight loss journey. Oh really? He's trying to get a certain part of his body smaller? What? Aww. Have a chill? Now scientists haven't really come up with drugs for that issue yet. Oh yeah. But gotta stay tuned. That means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Friday. Win Brooks Fox! Before we get into the trivia here, I do need to address some news involving my co-host. Because I know Brooks been worried about this for a while, but it's official now. She just got dropped from the annual Milfs of Walmart calendar. Oh. Did not make the cut this year. I thought I had September in the bag. I'm sorry, Brooks, but hey, you were one of Walmart's hottest moms for a while then. It was a good run while it lasted. Today you're going to be playing the woman who's replacing you in the calendar. Her name is Heather. Heather, how does it feel to be crowned as Walmart's new Miss Milf of September? I was so honored. You have the right energy. Good. I wasn't offended when I was chosen for a month, but now I think it's offensive. Sorry, Brooke, but this is how the world plays out. You're going to have to go wait outside while we talk to the new and improved version of you. Yeah, Milf forever. Nope, Heather. Congratulations on your new role and welcome to the game. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat her outright if you want to win, are you ready? I am ready. All right, you sound like a good luck. I made her day. Your time starts now. Richard Hatch was born on this day in 1961. He was the winner of the first season of what popular reality TV show. Name the company that makes cars such as the Model Y, Model S, and Model X. Oh, pass. The drug Osempic is originally designed to treat what health condition? Uh, heart. If you walked into the fictional Moe's Isley Cantina, what's the movie franchise you're in? Uh, pass. All right. Liberal use of the past there, Heather. I like that strategy. Part of the game. Yeah. It's up to you to use it. Brooke is going to come back into the studio. Can you wave, Brooke, in someone? Brooke, I'm waving. There we go. Sorry, I can't reach you over there. Yeah, I get that. Anyway, Heather is a new player. So let's get to know her a little bit. It says on my screener, she's a mom and all her kids are grown up, but she is taking her 18-year-old to the Great Wolf Lodge today. Yes. Because why not, right? What are you looking forward to at Great Wolf, Heather? Oh, just for fun. I've never been. It'll be my first time. Our first time going. I did hear, you'll have to try them. They have those new ranch milkshakes at the Great Wolf Lodge. Are they still offering those? Oh, yeah. Remember? Yes. Check that out. You do know it doesn't come with alcohol in it, right? I'm doing your own, right? Oh, wow. You're going to be bumped up even higher in that Milfs of Walmart calendar if you keep doing this, Heather. You can take a photo with that milkshake. I know. Well done. Now, Brooke is here. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. You're turning everybody on too much, Heather. I bet your 18-year-old is so excited for this trip. Now it's Brooke's turn. Brooke, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Your time starts now. Richard Hatch was born on this day in 1961. He was the winner of the first season of What Popular Reality TV Show. Survivor. Name the company that makes cars such as the Model Y, Model S, and Model X. Oh, Tesla. The drug Osempic is originally designed to treat what health condition? Diabetes. If you walked into the fictional Mose Isley Cantina, what movie franchise are you in? Mandalorian. What national company uses the slogan, you're in good hands? Allstate. Got those in. Now it's time to head on over to the scoreboard. We're going to see how you both did with not Jose with Alexis. We're the three best friends that anybody could have. We're the three best friends that anyone could have. Fuller. That's what she sings when we go to Starbucks. Me, Ashley, and Caroline over in Pro. Sorry. Not Brooke. Heather really loved to say pass. Because of that, you got zero today. Okay. And Brooke, you got four. I'm sorry, Heather. Little bit of a rough go on your first try, but that's all right. Let's go over the answers. Richard Hatch, born on this day in 1961, he was the first season winner of the show of Survivor. He turned 65 today. The company that makes cars like the Model Y, S, and X are Tesla. The drug Osempic was originally designed to treat diabetes. If you're in the fictional Moe's Isley Cantina, you are in the Star Wars movie franchise. Did we give Brooke credit for Mandalorian? I did. Not a movie or a franchise. Lies. Part of Star Wars. Ashton, we need you to jump in and say that Brooke's wrong. At Disneyland, it is not the Mandalorian land. It is the Star Wars land. Thank you, Ashton. The national company who uses the slogan, you're in good hands, that would be all state insurance. Heather, I'm sorry, it was not enough to beat Brooke today, but just for playing, you do win a pair of tickets to see R&B star Babyface perform at the Muckleshoot Casino Resort Events Center on April 18th. All right. Thanks, guys. Have so much fun with your son in the wave pool. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. Heather, come back and play again soon. We're going to do Win Brooke's Bucks same time tomorrow.