Highlights of brown bag. This is be real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from? Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All our space fans out there that have been watching are Tems 2. You know the spaceship that launched with that homie from P-town? Yeah. One of the NASA astronauts from Pomona. Go up around the moon and all that good stuff and come back down. Well they're coming down they're landing over here in the Pacific Ocean. In the Pacific to be specific. Shout low-rub. They're gonna land off the coast of San Diego. If the heat shield holds on. Alright. Okay so they're set to land at 5.07 p.m. today. The crew will then be recovered and taken to Naval Air Station North Island before heading to Houston. I'm assuming that that Naval Air Station is somewhere in San Diego. Oh yes. That's that's a really bad idea. Landing at 5.07 p.m. traffic is gonna be crazy. Oh I get right. The 5 right there. Not to splash into the water brother. Have you seen the videos of like the boats? They're getting ready. Yeah like they're getting people in spacesuits and training to take them out as quick as possible because they had to put them in like. Those people have already trained probably. They gotta put them in quarantine. Like quarantine stuff like yeah. Like I never seen a ball 13 did. No but I did see ET. What? Yes. Didn't they have like a bunch of hazmat suits and ET they quarantined in. They put them in a white tent. Everything in a ball 13 is exactly what's gonna happen. Okay but if we didn't watch it we're not 17. You never seen a ball 13? I don't even know how that is. He saw when it launched. Yeah I'm like no. He saw when it launched. What is that? Wow. You're showing your age. You never seen a ball 13. It's when the mission failed to go to the moon but they had to come back with the heat shield. They were scared of it because it would get super hot and then so. Is that the one where I should stay away? No that's Armageddon. No that's Armageddon. Please don't confuse the classics. Which aren't classics. That's an asteroid movie dude. It's not a moon landing movie. That's an asteroid movie dude. Very possible. Our time is 2 at Lanz today at 5.07 p.m. If you want to check it out there's a lot of streaming places that you can go watch it. Yes. I'm recording a C-SPAM which is like the what are you supposed to do. Incredible channel. 430 today. Yeah. I'm excited. I don't know why I'm excited. Why did you wait until time? I just said 5.07 p.m. Yeah why did you wait until time? Eastern time 7.30 so 3 hours. You just said 5.07. What on earth is he saying you guys? He said that 5.07 p.t. pacific saturday time and somehow you landed with 4 something. And then you gave me east coast time. What does it matter? We're on west coast. You're talking in PYT. Pretty young thing time. I'm so confused. You confused us. And the listener Greg. Yeah. Because Greg is not a listener. Why not people don't even know where they're at. What time is it even? People think they're late to work right now. Wait. 7 o'clock. Scrolling windows. One of our favorite 2000 songs has been ruined and you're never going to be able to hear it the same. And it is this one. But it's just one thing that got me trippin'. It's just one thing that got me trippin'. It's just one thing that made me feel it. Great song. Love that song. Yes. One thing by her. She decided she wanted to sing it live at a concert and she wanted to go acapella. But it did not go her way. Listen to this. It's just one thing that got me slippin'. It's just one thing that made me feel it. Yeah. But let it go. Trying to keep my eyes closed. Trying to keep it just like before. Just when? Have I even thought of the speed? It's just one thing that made me feel it. It's just one thing that made me feel it. It's just one thing that made me feel it. She kind of struggled. It was the beginning. But I think she redeemed herself. She kind of messed up. There's a bug going around, bro. She might be sick. I'm telling you, man. I've been able to host some shows with her. And I've heard her live and I've never heard that before. She's a really nice person. Her defenseman. She probably got that little COVID situation. Yeah. She probably got whatever's going around. I changed my dad's voice, bro. And he's trying. But the thing is, you guys are starting to get the bug. Maybe her voice is messed up. No, she's done this again before. This is the second time she's done this. Don't do that, bro. She's not a repeat offender. She couldn't have done this. My voice is just... She was on Tiny Desk struggling as well. She just let the backup singers talk to her. I feel bad because A. Marie... Everybody goes to her shows to just hear one thing. And it's that song. That song. And if it's not sung in that key, which is so hard to do... It's hard, bro. It's hard, bro. It's thinking. Then everybody's gonna clown. It might be great studio-wise, but to stay there and try like... High key, that energy. And also we recorded 20 years ago. Her voice changes. And people are making it into a trend now. Trying to sing like that. Oh! Been trying to let it go. Trying to get my eyes closed. That's it! No more questions! The one thing challenge. Oh, man. People are trying to sing her song. They're trying to sing it in that note. It's hard. I'm not mad at her. A. Marie, we can't be... It's still a good song. It's so nice. She's super nice. Greg's the one laughing at you, A. Marie. It's just that part. That little part right there. She's growing up. She's going through J.J. Yeah! She's going through J.J. She's going through puberty. I live for a low. Alright, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? I need your help! You need a line? I mean, phone line. We got you, folks! The homie helpline. Art needs our help. He wants to beat up his father over a comment. It's a simple comment. Alright, he hit us up and said, Brownbag, I'm upset because my dad is leaving creepy comments under my girl's photos. He said, you look so pretty, Miha, with a heart-eye emojis. She didn't think it was much. The girlfriend laughed it off. He did not like it at all. He asked the mom and she said, Why are you surprised? That's how he is. Also, his homies are sending them screenshots of Don Arturo's things online, all his comments and stuff like that. I had to ask him. I was like, okay, so what happens? What are these screenshots of? He said, the boys in the group chats see him comment heart-eyes under IG models' photos all the time. The same heart-eyes he commented under your girl's photos? Technically, yes. But they could be meant differently. And is your girl an IG model? No. Not you. He didn't say it. He didn't say it. But also, I asked him, I said, Do they have a good relationship? Or what is it? Almost even. Yeah, because the girl laughed it off. She said, they have a good relationship. They joke around a lot. And my dad has always been super nice and respectful when she's around. And then I also asked him, so how long has he been on IG? Has this been going on for a long time? He said, he just got on IG four months ago and he followed her as soon as he got the IG. Yeah, all signs are your dad's being a creep. Because it's the same kind of comments. It's the same kind of comments he's done on other girls that are probably wearing bikinis that he did under your girlfriend wearing a bikini. It's not so innocent like he's trying to think. If he's not being a creep, check him because he's being a creep if he is. He knows you know. If he's not being a creep, he'll feel like, oh, dang, I got to get my ish together. My son thinks I'm creepy. And being creepy. True for the other IG model stuff. Period. Yeah, yeah. Because I'll tell you, my grandma sends me hard-eyed emojis all the time. But that's your mom. My grandma? My grandma. She's a creep. No, that's not true. I'm serious. Your grandpas are creep, brother. You got it out right now, concrete. She's a wonderful lady. If your girlfriend's mom did, if your girlfriend's mom did when you were showing off, I don't know, which I would never want to see, but showing off in great sweatpants or something. I wouldn't take it any type of way. Yes, that's weird. Really? I wouldn't automatically go there. Hard eyes. Come on. I'm bad. No, I would take it as like you look at something home. Like if she looks at me like a son figure. Oh, look, my child. What if? You've already grown up, my child. Yeah, that would be great. It's definitely not how she talks. And even trying to correlate it is different because there's so many different variables. They're not split up like how his parents are. He's not already being a creep on Instagram like this voice, or like anyone in our lives. You know what I'm saying? That's why it's really tough to make it like always be a cool, but he's not because he's clearly like hip. He's hip. He's like all the Instagram stuff. Knows who to follow to get that thrill in is my nyaks. Like you said it yourself that he's doing that after having gotten divorced from your mom. And he's following like really known Instagram models or like, Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Maybe he likes her music. Boy, yeah, I mean she is. I'm not going to talk about her music today. She is the best butch on her. Yeah. Hit records. By the way, Vic is the one that has thoughts and opinions over things, not me. Over women's music. I know how crazy. And that's how I know you like that girl's photo. For the photo. That's how I know. All right. Parano 6 number one for hip hop in Sherman Oaks. Shout out to other bros in Sherman Oaks. We are taking calls right now. Okay. Let's go to Ellie and chat's words. What's up Ellie? Hi, good morning, Brown bag. Good morning. Happy Friday, Mama. Talk to us. Ellie, what would you tell art? I would say that he would bring it to that to his dad's attention because that is that is disrespectful. I feel like there should be some boundaries there. Just for the you look so pretty with hearty mochi eyes. Yes. That part maybe is a type of that. Isolated is one thing but arts arts knows his dad knows his dad is being Yeho Manoso. That is a very brown bag word. So he knew to speak our language. He's like this is when someone's old but is crazy like what he on the girls right knows that exactly. He's been wild on Instagram since he got it about four months ago. He's been following the girls that get him a certain algorithm of yeah. Right. All of that. Yeah. And he's leaving similar comments. Isolated. Yeah. It's just a cute comment. Yeah. Added with all the stuff he told us and I don't know that there's any saving grace for pops. The evidence. And then like worst case scenario, like I guess like. On one side you could be checking him and he's really being a creep or he's not being a creep and you check him and now he knows what not to do. Now he knows your boundary. Right. Because what could go wrong if you try to check your dad. What could go wrong. You got a small room Christmas. Yeah. We're in April. There's time to rebuild the family. Yeah. That's not going to give me a gift no more guys. Let's go to Johnny in boy heights. What's a Johnny Johnny. What up. Good morning. Johnny. What's up brother. The way he's telling us he. Very right on. What's what's that. What's that name. I'm. Don Arturo. Don Arturo. Don Arturo. I stuck out. No. It's not my. You know, so they put him on. Oh my gosh. I think it don't know. Don Arturo is like putting out lines into the water and see what fish is going to bite. That's what I think. I got it. I think I think I think I think I don't need to check his pops right. And I got the perfect way he walks up. He said hey pa pa. This is the photo of my novia and she'll be like I'm a. Me. Oh see. How. And they'd be like. Orally. Hey. Fifteen second body body shot. Body shot. We're going bodies up. Open your dad. Open your dad. Open your dad. Open your dad. Open your dad. Open your dad. Open your dad. Here we go again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again Elizabeth Hello What would you talk art about his creepy pops is his pops deserving of checking or should he just let it go? He has to check him because he's gonna get some weird DM. He's gonna get some catfish things going on Like he needs to teach his dad how to use social media He needs to go through the likes because there's a new section that shows all the likes and he's being three like dad You cannot do this. This is not okay. That's not something that has ever happened to you It has happened to guys that I know and I had to DM them and be like hey I'm your big sister here, and you are being creepy on some ideas models And my sister or sister-in-law or cousin-in-law is gonna freak out and they're like my Dean I didn't know it. It accidentally liked it for no reason The girls like in a thong dancing and I'm like, oh my god, I like the song You like No, it's cuz people don't like you say she liked you too. No You just You Let's go to Joey in Washington Joey Joey we're talking to the homie art art wants to know if he should check his dad for Not just liking a photo of art's girlfriend in a bikini, but also commenting You look pretty Mija with heart. I emoji the same heart. I emojis. He puts under like photos of Jenny six nine Oh And other IG models that even arts homies are like screenshotting and sending over because they for show follow those same models Yep, they all got the same crazy, right? So he wants to know if he should check his dad or if he should leave it alone talk to us Joey What would you what would you tell him? I? Would I mean I would just let her run like hey, you know like you want to be a creepy fight on Instagram It's like go ahead, you know, but just not what my girl, you know, like this is like I wouldn't say check He's checking the grass is you know, but just be a searler. We know say your boundaries Do I say about like as he is the only I know like I know Okay, so the corner on Instagram, but No, I know for the men Yeah You know somebody else but I'm a girl, you know Oh Oh That was crazy. That was crazy. Con, you're going to be incredible as an old man. Yeah. Yeah. You're preparation already. That one was a while ago. So the consensus is check your day. Check that fool, dog word. I'm going to check you out, honey. Zulu, come here. Now what's going on? Woo! Cheesemation with Angie. Okay, you guys, diddy spree coughs are protected under the First Amendment. Thank God. Or at least that's what he's trying to say, okay? Okay. So if you guys know, he's actually serving jail time right now for what, 50 months, right? And so yesterday he had a court hearing and he's trying to appeal his prison sentence saying like and asking for like immediate release, pretty much downplaying his freak off by calling them mature adult films. Yeah. Now, his lawyer saying that the recording. There's films? Yes. They were getting filmed and all that stuff. That's the whole thing. He would play them at the parties, right? Or someone like that. There was a bunch of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. So the lawyer is saying, you know what? The recordings of sexual encounters involving partners or workers, otherwise known as freak off are amateur adult films, meaning they are protected under the First Amendment. And they kept arguing that he shouldn't have been convicted under prostitution laws and describe the events as consensual. Consensual. Consensual, sorry. Choreographed with costumes, role playing, filming, et cetera, right? Choreographed. That's what they're saying. And said they made for private viewing, not for criminal activity. Can you do that four count again? Five, six, seven, eight, go. We went over this. Supposed to be the face, not the stomach. We went over this. That's weird. What did the judge say? Right now there hasn't been a verdict. Like a final verdict. Yeah. Cool. This is so dumb because why didn't they use that defense when they were in court? If that's what it was. You know what I'm saying? They just figured it out then. I guess if somebody was right. That didn't work. But here's what we're going to do. Aha. The First Amendment exists. Yes. Coach is right. Jesus. All right. Thank you for that update, Angie. All right. That's it for Cheezmation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brown Back Morning. I'm Proud 1-0-6. If it's hip hop, you know Letty's on the echo rap sheet. Letty's set, go. All right. I had to do this because our kids need to hear this, okay? Wise words from none other than Yonk Thug. He had a book release event at Florida International University in Miami and was like, hey, while I have the attention of the class, I'm going to give you guys a metaphor for life. All right. And this metaphor for life might not make sense at first. And then it's going to not make sense some more before it finally not makes sense. All right. So here it is. Yonk Thug at the university talking to kids, giving them some life advice. Here you go. It's a cow eating grass. Didn't see the bird. Took a poop. Pooped on the bird. The bird started un-following and started feeling the sleds, feeling this body again. And then he started like making noises. And then he can't hurt the bird. And he like ran over to the bird, cleaned all of the poop off of him and ate him. So he gives a story of a cow eating grass, poops on a bird. The bird tries to get itself out of the poop, starts making noises. A cat comes and helps clean the bird and then eats the bird. All right. Did you get it? Did you see his life? Don't be the bird. No. Listen. Listen. And I say it to say, everybody that takes a dump on you is not against you. Everyone that takes a dump on you is not against you. That's number one. That's number one life lesson. Everybody that cleans dumps off of you is not with you. Everyone that cleans dump off of you is not with you all the time. You get it? Because the cat cleaned the duck. Just to eat him. Just to eat him. Boom, boom, boom. And sometimes when you and a lot of shit, just be quiet. That's pretty cool, right? And then when you're in a bunch of poop, be quiet. Because if you be quiet about all the poop you're in, the bird won't come, pretend that you're friend, and then eat you. The cat won't come. The cat won't come. Mind blown. No duck teaching the kids. That's his TED talk. I was ready to itch all over, but it kind of makes sense. It makes. Kind of checks out. But you see how it initially made no sense whatsoever. What the hell are you doing? Telling a bunch of kids this. Even if you're covered in poop, don't make noise because you'll get eaten. That's all they took. That's what it is. And then the cow didn't know the cow was just eating grass. Because you get mad at the cow for taking a dump on you. The cow is just living his own life, right? You got to worry about the cat that came and licked you out because like, hey, I got you. Don't worry. And then ate you. So the cow is just life. The cow is just hanging out. Yeah. He says not everybody that takes a dump on you is against you. This is directly to my other scientists. Yes, I cheated. That doesn't mean I'm against you. Okay. That's fire. It's about your homegirls that then said they had your back. And then wanted to sleep with me too. Oh, the homegirls are the cats. And at the end of the day, horses don't stop. They keep going. Young Thug said that. But he says hustlers. No, no, no, it's horses. Horses. Now I think it might be horses. Oh, no. Why is it wise words from Young Thug? Mind blown. Mind blown. See kids, life is just like a cow pooping on a bird and then the cat eating it. Okay? All right. Stay silent and poop. Time is money. Move. Time is money. Move. Hey, if you ever thought of becoming a gamer, I know you see it and you're like, oh, I could do it. All the time. The time is now. You could be a millionaire. What? You could be a millionaire because of a game that's coming out this year. GTA6. All right. Of course, the release date has been pushed back a few times. It is currently set at November 19th of this year, November 19th of this year. And according to PC Gamer, that's his name is Hip Hop Gamer, he says that user generated content, which plays a big role in GTA 6 online, could make you up to a million dollars because of that demand. People want, people sometimes watch people just playing on YouTube. Like they don't play the games themselves. My kids. But you got to think of that. Start your gaming career now. Be some of the first to play GTA 6 and that could make your views go up really, really soon. T Grisly, the rapper, he stopped rapping pretty much because he was making so much money on GTA 2. Wow. A ton of money. A lot of money. Yes. So, hey, if you're just thinking like, oh, what's my way out? And my girl keeps telling me I play games too much all over that, right? Yeah. Play GTA 6 and that could be your ticket. So in other news of GTA 6 people were questioning, is this thing going to cost me an arm and a leg to have? I hope not. Apparently the price is going to be between 70 and 80 dollars. Oh, so bad. It's been officially confirmed by Take Two's CEO, the parent company of Rockstar Games, confirmed that it would be a standard 70 to 80 dollar price point. So that's a standard version because it's usually like a deluxe gold version. No, like the standard. It's a standard. It's an industry standard. It's a standard. They should just make it free like Fortnite. That way you just buy all the stuff. All the add-ons. Yeah, all the add-ons. You make way more money that way. I hate the ones. It's like it's free on your phone and then it's like, hey, but to pass the level that you suck at. Oh, yeah. Dude, I built the whole city of it that thing. Yeah. One of those games that just had me buying more and more. Build the road. I kept building roads. Exactly. I had employees. It's all fake. It's all fake. Imagine GTA, you have to buy your own car and stuff like that. That'd be cool. No, that's it. No, no, no. I don't like it. I don't like it. But yes, you can make money off of GTA 6 and you can pay a nice little chunk of change to pay for it. It's not too crazy, right? My side to try it out. I'm going to start streaming. Boom. So you're signing to become a gamer? Yes, a gamer. Right there. All right. Let's get into some studios. Great start. Hello, studios. What's 9 plus 10? Trying your life? Look at the studios. Food. This new studies telling us that if you fall in trip in public, don't trip at code. Because it's going to make you sexier dog. All right. When you do something awkward, like trip in public or wave at the wrong person, laughing at yourself is sometimes even you become more like a boy as a person, dude. It signals confidence, self-awareness, authenticity, beat while being overly well-embarassed can make you seem insecure dog. Because what's the other option to laughing at yourself? To look awkward. Exactly that. But the key thing is that it only works for small, harmless mistakes if someone gets hurt, laughing can come off as being a little unsensitive dog. So bottom line, don't overthink the awkward moments, dude. It's going to be okay. Yeah, just laugh at yourself. Yeah, just laugh at yourself. I do it all the time. As a comedian, it's called self-deprecation comedy. You know, you laugh at yourself and then the people feel like, okay, cool. He is me, I am him, so I can laugh now. Okay, so I was thinking of like when you mess up or like when you blunder to laugh at yourself. Do it all the time here. No, no, no. Like when Vic does a joke and it just doesn't land, like if he laughs at himself, he's more likeable. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you did like that joke, what was it like? Yeah. Wait a minute. That happens all the time. Yesterday it was like you wake up with your cousin or something. I said that? Yeah, you said that. No, I didn't say that. I did. Maybe if he laughed at himself, he wouldn't be so creepy. I think it's just creepy. I don't think he did. Yeah, I guess we're here. It was something about Coachella. You would like to go out with me and my cousin. What? How did I get in there? What? You wake up to your sister. Yeah, you did. You did. I wasn't even here yesterday. You did say that. You're big creepy. What are you talking about? I wasn't even here yesterday. You totally said it. Just laugh at yourself. Okay, so creepy. Weird. Weird. Weird. That's straight away. I'm more attracted to it. Weird. I'm more attracted to it. I know. Did it work? No. Am I more attractive now? Do you think I'm sexy now? Dude, you're so like a boy. Am I risen it up now? You're so like a boy. Is this what you do? Is this what the Rizzler does? Are you wakie? You look like your head. No way. Weird. Weird. All that talk and that crispy fade you got going on. Thank you. Just laugh. Just laugh. That sworn outfit? Oh my God. Just laugh it off. I did it. You're making me hot, Con. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
