#619 - Stan the Chauffeur

Today's guest is a driver. He's an operator. He's a chauffeur. You feel me? A chauffeur. I met him in South Carolina when I was a recipient of his services. He is a one of one. I'm grateful to learn all about the world of chauffeuring. Today's guest is Stan, the chauffeur. I'm off. Yeah, like usually like this is good. Okay, this way it's not too static. But now if you get locked up like this, then you can move this. Oh, yeah, nah, nah. I loosen up and wiggle around. Whatever you gotta do, I'm that Muhammadah listener, baby. You feel me? I hear it all. I don't miss a beat. Nah, then you know, as emotions go, you know, you move around and wiggle the neck, you know, you laugh here and there. Yeah, you got different pieces inside of you, bro. And that's how it works, man. Stan Boilu. Boilu. Well, I don't know how y'all say it in Louisiana, but in New York, all my life, it's been Boilu. Boilu, son. Boilu, dog. I like that, bro. But it means probably beautiful or something. It means a beautiful place or thing. Ooh, that's it. And that's part of the BS that I tell women. You do? Because my name, Stanford, Stanford means a hard rock or stone. Boilu means a beautiful place or thing. So like I tell them, within that hard rock, if you can get inside of it, it's a beautiful place. It's like a gemstone in there. Yeah, it's some real bullshit to lay on them though. Oh, you gotta lay it on like that. That's how you do it, man. Well, one thing I noticed about you right when I met you, because you and I met, I went to a South Carolina football game a few weeks ago. Yes. And you're a chauffeur. Yes. And so you pulled right up on us and immediately we were like, wow. Yeah. This something is going on here. This guy got loose, you know? We were laughing immediately. Oh. You know. We were having so much fun, man. And is that where you're from, South Carolina? No, from the Bronx. Ooh. I love the Bronx. So you started out there. What happened? Like how did it go? Was your family was there? What was y'all doing over there? Well, in 95, my first wife left me and she went to Charlotte. Her mother was an IBM exec and I used to go to see my daughter once a month. That kind of got to be expensive. So in 97, I literally walked off the corner in the Bronx, got on the Greyhound bus and went to Charlotte because my first ex-wife's mother told me that if I was serious, I'd be like, she told me that if I was serious about changing my life, she would give me a shot. I stayed with her briefly until we had a conversation where she told me that I'm supposed to be giving her something more than just rent while I'm staying in her house. Oh no. She was looking for a little bit of limb, huh? And I asked her, what are you talking about? Because I do your grass. I do the laundry. I don't bring anybody here. What more do you want? She told me I was a man and that she's pretty sure I could figure this one out. And she wanted that interior design. I said to her, are you talking about the bonus plan? And she said to me, whatever you want to call it. And she said to me, it's my house, my rules. If you don't like it, find another place to stay. I moved out the next morning and I've been off and running since. Dang. That's it. You said, look, I'm going to make my own choice for me. Why didn't you make that choice, though? Was there something about it that just wasn't in your DNA to say I'm going to provide that for you ladies? No. First of all, that was my first wife's mother. My first wife and I are really still cool and that's my oldest daughter's mother. Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah. I think I missed a beat of the story. Yeah, nah. First ex-wife's mother. And yes, my daughter knows. Yeah. My mother, my ex-mother-in-law and I, we have survived that. We don't even think about that no more. Oh, that's a speed bump, man. Was she using at the time or something? Well, we all potheads. Yeah. Okay. So you never know. Somebody gets a little bit high. You don't know who you fucking. Man, dawg, not me. Oh, yeah. You write about that, bro. Like shit, what are you writing about? No, because I knew you, you, you, you, you'll see things like that will surface back later. And my daughter might have presented that. You made the choice that you had to make as a man. Yeah. All right. So you down there and Charlotte, you end up down there. You head down there. You live with your ex-wife, her mother. Briefly. And stuff gets a little wild down there and you like, man, I got to get back out in the world. This ain't the spot for me. Yes. Was that it? And is that when you started chauffeuring down there and Charlotte, when did you, when did you get behind the wheel, big dog? I started chauffeuring in 99. As a result, I was driving a truck on a highway one day going to Raleigh and a guy in an SUV kept riding next to me, trying to get my attention. Coming from the Bronx with that Bronx mentality, I'm thinking it's a hijacking. So I started dipping the truck towards his SUV and then the window lowered down and he said to me, he wanted to talk to me about a driving job. We got off the next exit. His name was Shane. He was from Miami and he told me that he needed a driver for his stretch navigator. I had never driven a limo before. I decided to take the opportunity and it gave me a feeling, man. And I've never looked back. I mean, every guy wants to look good driving a nice car, burning somebody else's gas and getting paid for it. Woo! And I really enjoy it. I mean, it is me now. When you pulled up, I was like, this is a, it was just part of this ensemble, bro. It wasn't like I was going with you. You were taking, it was like, this is an adventure. You are welcome to stand, gan to stand, baby. You know what I'm saying? That's what it felt like. I enjoyed myself that particular evening. We had a great time, man. What are some of the things we're chauffeuring? Like you have a code of ethics and conduct. What are some things you have to remember as a chauffeur? What I have to remember is as a chauffeur, first of all, it's not about you as a driver. Your job is to make sure that your guests have a good night. They enjoy themselves. Safe driving, great customer service. You know, make sure they enjoy themselves. You know, if you have a sprinter, make sure they know how to work the music, the AC. You have to do a lot of ear hustling. You know, if you hear the women say something like somebody has to go to the bathroom, you're supposed to hit them. Hey, listen, group, we're going to make a stop because I have to go to the bathroom. If you hear them say something like they're running out of beer or they need some more soda or water, then that's when I'll hit them with the A. Y'all, listen, I'm going to stop at a convenience store because I need a mountain dew. I see. Put it on you. Bingo. You know, you always have to try to stay a step ahead of them. Make sure that wherever the venue is that they're going is safe for them. You have that responsibility. And if you have women and I'm a male driver, I make sure that the women are safe. I have seven sisters, but that particular evening that I have those ladies, they are my sisters and my daughters. Yeah, because people don't know like when they're getting in with a driver what their mentality is, you know, what are some of the worst things that like passengers can do kind of man? What's the type of shit that? Throw up. Throw up in my vehicle. And would you take my vomit? Yes, from being excessively drunk. Yeah. You know, I had a guy one night, he's hanging out the window throwing up and then I was in Charlotte and he asked me to pull over. I pulled over, let him throw up. Another time I had a group that I was taking down to Orangeburg in the sprinter on a Monday. No, excuse me, it might have been about a Tuesday morning. I won't say the name of the organization and the guy started screaming, hey, stop, stop. I pulled over on I-26 and let this guy roll out the window. And he would vomit? Yeah. Yeah. But things that I detest are somebody that's too drunk because you can't rationale with them. You can't reason with them. And then normally when somebody has been drinking a whole lot, the evening is going to go downhill. Amen. Every time. I mean, that's a given no matter what's going on. Yes. And you ever have anybody try to get you or get them out there to hustle to get a bag or something, get a little bag of dope or something like that? I mean, does that happen? I'm sure people ask that kind of shit all the time. Well, people ask as a driver, especially out of towners, do you know where they could get such and such? What they're looking for usually, you think? Normally, somebody might want either a little cocaine. Yeah. And my thing is I don't know anything. I mean, you never know whether they're undercover agent or what. Plus also, my boss would really be let down if that happened in our vehicles. Oh, for sure. You also don't know if they're a little bitch and they can't handle that cocaine. Boom. Boom. All right. That's true. That's the true boy. That's true. So that's the kind of thing like, because yeah, sometimes people don't think like when they go do something like they, they, they meet up with a chauffeur. You have a responsibility as a passenger as well, right? Yes, they do. And people just, you know, like, I think that's just about life. People think just because somebody's providing a service doesn't mean that you don't start to be a human being, you know, in that instance, isn't take care of yourself. Have you ever had a spot where like what? I'm sure this happens a lot where a couple wants to make out or make a little bit of sex or something. Brother, it happens. You have to stay in the car and put your ears like that or what do y'all do? Okay. It's happened more than you think. The first time it happened, I was in a stretch limo and I heard some kind of weird noise and I had the partition up. I went to load the partition to see what was going on in the back. And as the partition began coming down, I started trying to push it back up. I didn't want to see it. Her legs was in the air. My man was power driving, you know, about two or three months ago, I was in the sprinter and I had some newlyweds. They were in Columbia outside of a little bar or something. Their wedding party was in the bar. They came out and got into the sprinter. I thought the wedding party was coming out behind them. I felt the sprinter rocking to the side. I went to look into the back. I saw what was going on. I got out the sprinter and I went into the bar to go see whether or not the wedding party was coming out. They told me, nah, that time is for them. I gave them about 10, 15 minutes. Then I knocked on the sprinter. Hey, I'm about to take y'all home. When I took them home, knocked on the door, they were just getting dressed. It happens, brother. So when you knock on that sprinter door, is it a hard knock like a cop or is it something kind of chill? Because you know what I'm saying? You still have a responsibility. You got to make sure everybody... No, it's a soft knock. Just to let them know, hey, listen, I'm about to check on y'all or we're about to get moving. I mean, you already know what's going on. Yeah. You know, I mean, honestly, that's why people rent limos and sprinters, man. Uh-uh. You'd be surprised, man. Damn. Oh, dude, I do remember just now, actually, I ended up getting a BJ out there and... See? Yeah, I forgot about that. Thank you. Actually, thank you. I never would have remembered it. I ended up getting a BJ out there from some girl. I think she was like a lieutenant, like third lieutenant. I don't know what was happening to her. I think she was, I don't know if she was missing something. I don't remember what. I don't remember. She'd been in the military for a while and she rattled me off a little BJ over air somewhere. And that was in, I believe, this might have been over there in Missouri somewhere over there. Now, as a driver, you have to avoid that. You do? Oh, them trying to give it to you? I do. Got it. I don't know what any other driver does. But my thing is, I have two daughters in total, including my God sisters. I have seven sisters. And I would not want any driver to think that he is a celebrity because they are out that night and they've been drinking and have a good time. And they may be hitting on him for him to go for it. They're hitting on you because they're drunk. They don't know you. They don't even mean to. They just out having a good time. Don't go for it. Yeah. Don't do that. It's a trap, huh? Yeah. Have you heard stories of drivers going forward and anything happening to them? I've heard drivers brag about going for it. I would never. I actually avoid it. I have run before. I have lied. Really get a run off? Yes. You ever have to lock a woman in the car and just get away? No. I want them out the car so I can get away. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah, that's a better idea. Yes. One lady actually had me call my mother three o'clock in the morning and I woke my mother up because this lady was gifted. I had two ladies in Charlotte one Saturday. Now they were at the breakfast club having a good time. They were really drunk. They lived across the street from the Panthers practice facility. Now, once again, I have seven sisters. My intent is always to walk the women to their doors. I walked this lady to her door and as we went to shake hands, she took these two fingers and this thumb and stuck them in her mouth. She was holding my arm over here and I'm trying to get it from her. The more I pulled back, the more she pulled in. Now, she has her eyes closed. She got veins sticking out her forehead and she's gone off on my arm. I couldn't get it out of her mouth. Now, this is the truth, y'all. Eventually, a feeling went down my arm, down my leg, made my toes curl, came up my leg and hit my right testicle. I snatched my arm out of her mouth, ran, jumped into Lincoln. I'm trying to start it. She's just going chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chink. Because it wants to stay and get that blow job, bro. And then when the car started, since I had my foot on the gas, rocks went flying out from behind me and the car zoomed off. I went around the corner, skidded to a stop and caught my mother three o'clock in the morning. I'm like, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, you got to wake up. You got to wake up. And Mommy's like, Stan, what's wrong? So I told my mother what happened. And Mommy's like, Stan, so why'd you run? I said, Mommy, she has skills. If she could get on my finger and make my body wake up, imagine, y'all might not have ever seen me again. My mother was like, Stan, you crazy, man, leave me the hell alone so I can go back to sleep. Man, yeah. Another time I walked the chick to her door. I had to go to the bathroom. I don't care if my stomach is upset. I don't go to the bathroom in women's houses anymore. This young lady let me into her apartment. I went to the apartment. I'm peeing. When I went to open up the bathroom door, she was standing there with her panties on. No bra, no clothes, no nothing. What kind of panties was it, you think, if you had to guess? It was some little flowery little joints, man. And, come on, springtime. She wanted me to go for it, and I lied. What did she say? Did she say something or was she standing there just kind of rocking her body or what? She told me that she wanted to give me a tour of the apartment and she wanted to show me her bed. And when I told her that I wasn't going for it, she told me that the guy I was driving for it, once again, Shane, with the stretch navigator, that Shane told her that she could have me because he was having her friend, that he picked up two chicks in the strip club, Onyx and Charlotte. I got out of that, y'all. I told the young lady that there were condoms in the limo, and I was going down in the limo to go grab a couple of condoms. I got in her car and, yeah, y'all, I peeled out of there. I've said that kind of shit, damn, bro. I've said I remember one time I couldn't get an erection, right? And I don't know if you guys deal with that in the black community or whatever, but I couldn't get an erection, you know, a white erection or whatever. Man, it happened to me before. Yeah. And so I told a girl, I was like, oh, I'm going to go get some condoms. She's looking at me like, for what? I was trying to make an excuse to get out of there, bro. And, bro, I've been going eight years, going to get them condoms. I ain't been back to this since. Goddamn. Actually, that type of issue, and I'm going to be honest, y'all, since we talking, that's what made me leave cocaine alone. Really? Three times it had me dead. The first time, I was confused. The second time, I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute. The third time, I knew it, and I was with my second wife. That was my last time that I used it, because how she made me feel so stupid when she was sitting there plucking it, talking about, look at this. What am I supposed to do with this? What's wrong with this? What did you do? And I'm sitting there feeling dumb and dumb. And I said to myself, ain't no woman on the planet going to ever make me feel like this. And I have not touched it since. How long did you use it for? Stand, be honest with me, bro, because I've been down that road. I might have started using cocaine when I was about 15, maybe 16, and I stopped at 33. A lot of that had to do with lifestyle in the Bronx. Growing up with the guys that controlled my part of the Bronx. I see. I mean, whether it was a Coke, whether it was a heroin, these, my guys were narco terrorists. So it was always there. It was always around. Like, were you at school seeing it after school? Were you not in school? Were you seeing it like just on the playgrounds? Like, did they have gang members that had like, what was it like? You know, like we say guys that controlled the area. Take me, take me on that. Like, like what was your neighborhood like growing up? Like take me through a little bit of that. I'm from the Bronx. I come off of 160 9th Street Washington Avenue in the Marvis Senior neighborhood. Our project was called Claremont Village. It's a good project. Um, you know, recently there's been a few shootings, but this is America. So that's going to happen. Yeah, we don't need everybody. But one thing that I can say, um, about that particular neighborhood, if it wasn't for a man named Mr. Curtis Johnson, he was responsible for the schools being open for evening basketball for the Friday night hip hop shows. He got the summer youth employment, um, the free turkeys, the free cheese, the uh, bus rides, the great adventures, the pool mobile, the skate mobile, all of that used to come in. I like the neighborhood. Johnson pool mobile, a big giant truck that came to the projects that had a pool in it. Nah, I'm a fucking trippin. No, bro. You serious thing? Yeah. And what hold on, hold on, hold on. First let's back up, man. Yeah, man. And in the summer, they used to have like, uh, um, every now and then like the skate mobile would come through, you know, it's an impoverished neighborhood. So those things that we don't have skates. Um, and so they, what was that? They would just hand out skates to everybody? You had to give up your sneakers. Okay. And you know, they would give out skates. And then where would you skate in the street? Yes, because it was blocked off. Got it. So there was a block off area. Yeah. The truck would come with the skates and everybody would get them. Yeah. Wow. So cool. But just the way that creates a neighborhood event, you know, but then they would close off in front of Claremont center and a large truck would come with a pool. What? Like, what do you mean? Yes. Yes. And we would have pool mobiles, skate mobiles. No, look at this. I've never. Black parties. I've never seen this. We have parades. Johnson was a good dude, man. Yeah, this is it. And this right here on perplexity says, uh, yeah, New York formerly operated mobile swimming pools called swim mobiles. Yep. Essentially pools attached to trucks that could be parked on residential streets during the 1960s and 70s. These swim mobiles provided underserved neighborhoods access to swimming. Um, while the era of true mobile pools is over, there have been recent proposals for pop up or portable pools such as dumpster pools and temporary pool installations. What happened to those pools? Can you look that up for me really quick? Think it might have been a budget thing. People phased it out. New York City's swim mobiles disappeared mostly due to changes in pool filtration standards, which made mobile pools harder to maintain and operate legally. So, okay. Lawsuit shit. Somebody probably got some infection, some asshole when they had to fucking make a big deal out of it. Instead of putting some ointment on it. Yeah. The bitch. Additionally, budget cuts made it difficult for the city to support their upkeep. Many fell into disrepair by the early 1980s. Um, oh, also the rising number of permanent public and private pools also reduced the need for a mobile solution. Wow. So when would the mobile pool pull up? Like what was that like? Various times during like during during during the summer, it's like when they closed off 169th Street between 3rd and Washington, there was always something going on for us. You know, whether it was the escape mobile, the pool mobile, um, or just a block party, you know, um, it was always something. But when they would close off the street, that's the reason why I don't get on skates, man. I do not do skates. Why? I could never skate. I was that stiff kid who would put the skates on and just float until I could either touch a building or go to a car or something. Yeah. I'm not good like on little like on wheels like that and shit. I'm not good. No. I'm that gingerbread man. I'm just kind of stiff. Yeah. No. And one day I was on the skates and I'm going towards like the rope. I will never forget this, man. And this girl pulled the rope back as I got near it. And then she let the rope go and I woke up later on. I don't get on skates, man. Skates ain't for me, man. I woke up later on. 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Netsuit.com slash theo. Let's get back a little more towards the occupational side of things. How hard is it to drive a limo and wire those pretty much extinct these days, man? Because that bitch seems ridiculous, bro. Okay. The limos are the stretch market. The stretch market? Oh, you know, like the stretch limos. Stretch limos, yeah. That particular market is almost drying up because of the sprinters. Like the Mercedes sprinters has basically eliminated the stretch market because why would you put, say, eight to 10 people in a vehicle that's low and they'll be sitting down, the driver has to make wide turns versus putting them in a sprinter, a Mercedes sprinter, where it may be 13 passengers, maybe a 10 passenger, it may be the party bus, depending on how the owner operator has the interior designed. People prefer that. You just have to make a little wider turn. Like how do you do it? Like if you had to show me it? Well, I always drive with two hands. Okay. The reason I drive with two hands is because one hand is not going to do it right. And a lot of times, like the wheels move, you have to constantly look into your mirrors and you have to always make sure you have distance between you and the vehicle in front of you because those vehicles don't stop on a dime. And a lot of times, like the public, people will see like the sprinter or they'll see like a limo and they'll try and undercut you and stop short. Come on, dog. Don't do that, man. You know, as if they're trying to cause an accident. I'm constantly sweeping my mirrors. I'm going from left to right constantly. I'm constantly looking in like your middle mirror if you have one, but most of the time you won't if it's a stretch. If it's a sprinter, you're not going to have that either. So you have to really learn how to use your mirrors, keep the space in front of you. You have to be a really good driver as well as taking care of your charge of your people. I mean, you know, Would it been some situations that have gotten a little sketch out there for you like on the road? Like what's some of the most harrowing situations you've had to dealt with? Okay. I was in Charlotte and one thing as a limo driver is that you're not supposed to, you know, pick up, you know, person that hasn't been booked. I was at the bowling alley in Charlotte off of Park Road. I dropped somebody off over there and I was about to leave. A guy came out the bowling alley and he asked me if I was going to the uptown Charlotte area. And I was like, yeah. And he said to me how he had never been in a limo before. And, you know, could I just take him? I figured, you know, the guy was bowling. Yeah. And I said, I'm going to take him. So he got to the limo and I pulled off and then the guy asked me, he said to me, hey, is it true that as a chauffeur, you're not supposed to be armed? And I was like, yeah, why? He said to me, so what would you do if somebody's robbing you? I was like, man, I ain't even worried about that. And then the guy said to me, man, look, what would you do if I'm robbing you? And I turned around and looked at him and I said, then why? Then the guy said to me, man, because this is a robbery. And I said to do it. I said, it's like this, man, because now he messed up. I said to the guy, it's like this, man. I practiced this. Yeah. It's like this. I could hit my break, open the door and roll out and let the car go. And I showed him how I had the door open. I said, man, I practiced that. I said, but nah, it's like this. If you have a gun, I roll out the door and the car keeps going. I said to him, now, if you have a knife, that means that you have to be up on me. And if you're up on me, because the guy was leaning close, I said to him, man, if you're up on me, here's what's going to happen. My foot hit the gas. The gas hit the floor. I turned to the corner. He fell all over the car. I'm doing about 90 miles now and Charlotte about two o'clock in the morning, looking for a cop, turning corners, driving while skidding and all of this stuff. The guy's falling all over the place. He's telling me I'm crazy. Something's wrong with me. And I'm hollering at him. We're both dying tonight. Yeah, let's die. And like I said to him, my family know I can drive. I'm surgical behind a wheel. So if I hit a building, they're going to know something was going down in this car, man. And then I skidded to a stop. And I said to him, you can get out now. The guy got out, put his weapon away. He had his finger up in the air. He's telling me, man, you're crazy. F you. Just that and the other. And I'm sitting there going, wait, how about the robbery, man? What happened? Where you going? Man, fuck him. But that's the kind of shit, brother, you got to be prepared for. Yes, you do. Yeah. And then you put it about another instance, you pulled up at a gas station and you refueled in the coach and then somebody come up, something happened over there. I'm sure you run into some characters out there, man. Take me through some of that, Stan. You do, but that's where the Bronx. That's where the 160. That's where you know what's going on. We right, yeah. Like I tell people, your dog won't walk up on me, man. I'm a different dude, man. Yeah. I tell him, don't do that. I keep a lawyer on a speed dial. His name is Ken Snow. He's in Charlotte, y'all. I'm good too. And I tell people, do not walk up on me, man. Because if I got to take off the glasses, we getting down. I take off the glasses for two things. They both begin with an F. Fighting and you know, and I tell people, do not walk up on me. Yeah. Oh, 100% man. 100% dog. That's the thing. Yeah. You got to tell people, do not walk up on me. Do not walk over here sometime. Yeah, man. Because I have this $200,000 vehicle and I have people. I may have somebody who's a $200 million person with me. I don't want anything to happen to that person. It's not my responsibility to be executive protection, but I'm not going to let something happen to somebody who's with me. Right that's part of the gang. Right. I mean, me and that person are starting somebody out together. And do you keep a blade on you? Do you keep a pistol on you? No. Are you allowed to keep that thing on you? Some people do. I'm an anti-gun guy. Okay. I'm an anti-gun. But I know you've had a blade on you before. You told me a story about blading out a dude. Oh yeah, man. Oh, man. This guy, he was a home contracting scam artist, named Mickey Moore. My house in Charlotte that I had bought and renovated, it had an HVAC problem. Now once again, y'all, I'm a reject from the projects. I don't know any of the language as far as that Century AC and HVAC and all of that stuff. So my HVAC, there, heat went out. A friend of mine put me in touch with a friend of his who worked for a guy. They came over to the house. The guy said all the great things. He blew smoke up my ass, you know. He told me everything. Oh yeah, the Native American shit. Yeah. I mean, he told me everything that I needed to hear. At that time, girlfriend was saying to me, Stan, something sounds funny about this. And I told her, no, well, he's a friend of this dude here. Let's let him do the job. Well, he didn't have a ponytail or anything. What do you look like? Mickey Moore. Well, come to find out. Heroin user, heroin dealer, pill user, pill, pill, pill dealer. The lady. There he is right there. Yup, that's him. Are you sure that that... That's Mickey. Oh yeah, I've seen this guy. He does all those Jesse Ventura impersonations. This guy here, he had a company in Charlotte called CSC of the Carolinas. The lady before me, an 87-year-old lady, he scammed her for $43,000. Then when he got me, he got me for $10,000. No, no, no. He took out a perfectly good HVAC system that only needed to have a fuse changed and dig this y'all. Incorrectly installed a highly defective unit that he must have bought off the marketplace or from some bogus place that had turned my crawl space into a foot of mud. He put a blender in that bitch. He took out a regulation system and he put a fucking two-story microwave in that bitch. We literally have poison gas coming through the floor. Another air-conditioned company cut off my gas. I mean, I was having headaches and stuff. That's because he put a lawn mower in that bitch. He put a rod and lawn mower where your fucking HVACs were. Then he vandalized my essential air-figurement. I'm not going to know. State Farm noticed the paperwork was incorrect and they called me and said to me, man, we're investigating you for fraud. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And then when they explained it to me, and then I'm like, wait a minute. So no wonder why something's been wrong. I called a couple of other AC companies. They came over, they checked the work and they told me what he did. I contacted this guy and he told me, if you stand, you'll never find me. And I explained to Mickey, I'm a New Yorker. I don't have anything to do. I'm bored. I will find you one day. I will find you. Well, y'all, I did find him. And when I found him, Mickey Moore had an eight to 10 inch knife on him and a crowbar. Ooh. I got out of my car with my hands in the air. No weapon, y'all. Rafael and Donatello. A little while later, Mickey was popped eight times with his own knife. Twenty cops came to my house to come get me. And that's all we know. But I'm in the street, y'all. And that's all we know, boy. Anybody who knows me can feel it in. That's all we know, son. Pin the tail on the donkey, homie. That's all we know, bro. I explained to the judge that I'm from the Bronx. And if you take somebody's weapon, it's called a free kill. She told me that in a civilized society, there's no such thing as a free kill. Well, there's a difference. There's a difference of opinion. Very true. And he is alive. But anybody once again who knows me knows that I'm no dummy. Below the waist is Mr. Meno. Above the waist is Felony. Is that true? Yes, it is. Wow. Yes, it is. You just have to watch out for that femoral artery that the judge told me that I almost hit. I missed it by less than half an inch, but he got popped eight times. Ken Snow, y'all. He did his thing. I'm in the street. Ken Snow, baby. That's another advertisement for Ken Snow. And you based over out of Columbia, South Carolina. That's where you ride in that now. Yes. That's where you show fur in that now, man. And yeah, if you guys will put stands in for out there, man, if y'all want to get, if y'all want to ride with the dog when you pull up somewhere in Columbia, South Carolina, man, that's the guy to do it. Signature transportation. Dude, that story is crazy, bro. I'm trying to think. One story you was telling me, oh, so you've had some love issues over the years, bro. Oh, yeah, man. I love the women, y'all. I pay for two divorces. Let's see. I'm 60. I'll be 61 on the 24th for this month. You look great, brother. Thank you. My on and off again girlfriend. She's only 25. She's in Columbia. Yeah. And I was telling Theo how January 7th of this year, how she hit me with a pot of fettuccine noodles that I was boiling and I ended up in. Let's say it again, fettuccine noodles, fettuccine noodles, y'all, that I was boiling and I ended up in the doctor's hospital in Augusta, Georgia, which is America's largest burn center. And I had to have some surgery because my left ear was melted in the back. I was burned back here. I mean, they had me wrapped up like a mummy. It was bad and melted in the bag. And then after telling Theo the story about how, you know, I had got beat up that particular night and like my gold chain was twisted into my neck. Take us through it, Stan. Well, take us through it. Take us out of the, you know what I'm saying? No judgment. She was drunk that particular night. She came by my apartment and, you know, once again, you know, drunk people, you know, it's hard to rationalize this, that, any other. Oh yeah, they be wild then. Yeah. She was upset about a few things. I'm in the kitchen. I'm trying to make some. I'm trying some chicken parmesan, making the fettuccine noodles and making the vegetables and, you know, you know, like this pushing and shoving. I'm trying to get her out the kitchen. And then when she grabbed a hold of my chain and started, you know, choking me. So she grabbed your chain. And basically I had to get her attention by feeding into what was going on. And then when I was moving out of the kitchen, she began looking at the stuff on the stove. And I was hoping that she did not grab the chicken parmesan, which is vegetable oil in it. And instead she grabbed the pot with my fettuccine. And I said to her, don't do it. If you do it, you're going to go to jail. And then she picked it up. And as I turned to run, I felt it hit me. And when it hit me, I ran out of my door and I was screaming, ah, you really burnt me. And then my dog, Snowy, Snowy started trying to attack her then. I went back into my apartment, but I had already called the police. I left my door open. And that's when the cops showed up. And when the cops showed up, like, did you get, was there water in the pot too or just in hot noodles? Water was on the floor. But were they boiling it? Was the noodles boiling? That's what I'm asking. They were boiling when she threw them on me. Yeah, man. So were you a rather enhanced? I got hit by that entree by that chicken parm or you think the fettuccine noodles? Given the choice, the fettuccine was better because the chicken parm was in vegetable oil and that would have really torn me up. And how did that feel when that first hit you, man? When that chine hit you, bro? What it is? It stung. It stung something fierce. I screamed, ah, the shit stings. And I ran out my door and I said to her, you burnt me. There you are right now. And that's it. I went back inside and she was telling me at that time, she realized what she did then. Did you have a shirt on? Did you put your hands in the air? Did you get down on the ground? Did you put some milk on it? Like, what did you do? I did not do anything to it. I did not touch it. And when the police and the EMTs came, they were literally picking noodles and stuff off me. It stung like crazy. I didn't do anything. I didn't even touch it. I mean, later on, I went to bed the next day. You went to bed? Eventually, I went to sleep just like that. Did you put the gauze on? No. I didn't do anything because I didn't think it was bad. Honestly. Then the next day, I went to see a friend of mine to borrow some money. But I noticed that it was dripping over there. It was really wet. And when my friend looked at my head, he said to me, what happened to you? And I didn't say anything. And he said to me, who did that to you? And then the tears just started rolling. So he knew. His are yours. No. Whose tears? My tears started rolling. And then. Damn, look at this shit here. You look like a model in one of those fashion shows or something. And what my friend said to me was. This is like some BCBRG Maxis area, bro. They sent me my, actually, it's my friend Scott that owns signature transportation. He's like my boss, friend, big brother. Scott told me to go to the emergency room. So I went to the emergency room and when I walked into the emergency room, they didn't take my name or anything. They just walked me into the back. You hit the express lane. Wait, did this now? They took me into a room. Three doctors came in there. They didn't touch me. They walked around me and they looked. And one doctor said to me, sir, there's nothing we can do for you here. You have to go to Augusta. And I said, what's in Augusta? He said, America's largest burn center. And I said, yeah, well, okay, I'll go. Let's do it. They's calling you up to the big leagues. Now, bear in mind, I'm in a little shock. So they gave me the referral and they told me the referral was for seven o'clock tomorrow morning. And they wrapped you up like this or no? No, they just sent me home. Because this shit looked like they got you in a go box right here. I went home and took a shower, not knowing that I shouldn't have did that. You can't feel it, bro. I'm in shock. Oh, my bad, man. And then I smoked me some herb and I went to sleep. I got up the next morning, got my car and I drove to Augusta. And was it still dripping a little? Still dripping. And what's dripping? Is it dripping? Is it in your shirt or what's popping? It's getting on my toes. Does it smell like fettuccine at all? No. Like a little bit of garlic or Parmesan? It was just weird because it felt like sweat on one part of my body. Yeah. Fuck, you a damn side. I didn't know that the back of my ear was literally melting. I mean, I was literally messed up. I went to Augusta. Damn, bro, look at this shit, bro. You look like a damn blackstornot, bro. They got you fucking looking like you're going to space right there, bro. But the crazy thing is, man, like I tell anybody. He's staying. They got you. She didn't mean to hurt me. She was intoxicated. Oh, no, I'm not saying that. No, I'm saying as bad as it looks. Right. Yeah, that's that's that's just as bad as it looks. I can honestly say because I still deal with her to this day. People ask me why all the time I go, why? Life is life. Shit happens. Love is love, too, man. And and that's the thing. I'm 60. She's 25. And I'm going to say this publicly, y'all. I love this shit off this young lady. I don't know why, but I do. We go through it all the time. But that's look at Bella check here on that shit, bro. I mean, and this happened and the police wanted to arrest her. They were trying to convince me to let them press felony charges on them. And I'm telling felony for the feta cheese. And I'm telling them, no, I'm telling them, no, first of all, she has two boys. Who's going to raise her sons? Got to be two more young black men in the system. We not having that. And my thing was. She was intoxicated and emotional. It's not like she did it. Had she not been intoxicated, it would have never happened. She's beautiful, like most people. Right. But yeah, it's not like she's a whole change is your personality in everyone. Oh, yeah. It's not like she's hiding in the woods sober with a fucking pan, a man, you know, orzo or angel hair, posture, something she pop out and hit you with it. It just was something that was drunken and then it happened. Boom. Yeah. And I mean, that's my baby. That's your girl. Yeah. That's my baby. Look, we love who we love, bro. That's right. That's the thing. That's right. We love who we love. That's right. And that's sometimes how that's that's one of really the interesting things about love, I think, Stan. It's crazy. It's weird. It's crazy. You can't even explain it. And everyone I know. Tells me, Stan, stay away from her. She's not right for you. Everybody she knows tells her, oh, F him. Stay away from that dude. He's too old for you. Oh, that's an old man. It's that novel. But like I tell her, OK, I'm a little older. But as your friends, do they have a good man? Ha, do they have any man as your family? Do they have a better man? I mean, I don't cheat. I don't drink. I'm in bed by 10 unless I'm working. I mean, I go out the house to walk the dog, buy my herb, get my mountain do's and my Dutch masters. I mean, I don't go nowhere. Look, that's a South Carolina fitness routine, man. I mean, she still has a decent guy here. I don't care how people feel about me. Type shit, man. But my thing is when it comes to her, I'm there for her. Right. You know, I mean, that's the interesting thing about love, man. Some days love is a is a sitcom. Some days is a scary movie. Some days it's just the same movie over and over and over again that you really are at peace watching. Like, but to be honest, I can't take much more of that particular madness. The drinking know the madness that that goes with the whole relationship. I mean, the whole madness. I mean, I'm 60 years old. I'll be 61 in another two, three weeks. I pay for two divorces. I'm looking for my last queen. Yeah. I'm looking for I want real. I want a woman. I want my woman. I want somebody to make me happy for this last what I'm 61. Y'all, how much more time do I have? I think you got a lot of time, bro. Well, because you seem like that guy ain't going to get rid of. Look at the bring up another shot of him in that helmet, bro. They had you packaged up in this bitch. Yeah, man. God, dang, bro, you look like an undercover cop at a cotton ball factory. Homie. Okay, bro. They asked me who drove me to Augusta. I said that I might drove myself. They were like, you did what? He said to me, who who was with you? One of the doctors asked me, well, how could you take the pain? And I said to him, what pain my C four, five, six, seven and eight is fuels and my L five S one is fuels. Right. I could do pain. Yeah. I mean, other than it's stinging, I was literally in shock. Um, yeah, you a damn Lego person at that point, man. It's nothing. We've gotten past that. We have a decent friendship. I mean, like anything else, it goes up and down. But right about now. 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I was just thinking the other day, like, you know, one of the things that I just like, it's nice to think about that person that's out there for you kind of like, you know, that's one thing. Like I realized instead of sometimes I'll be a little bit like, can I meet somebody? Because we can, everybody can meet, not everybody can meet someone. It's like, where is she though? It is exciting though to thinking that there's somebody out there, right? You know, and where that person is and what their life is like. And that's like an exciting thing. I want that ultimate queen, man. Oh, bro. I want to see you on the throne with your, with your dime, bro. You deserve it, man. At least why I still got a little lead in the pencil. Hey, bro. No, that's it, man. Has that ever been a tough thing in like your relationships? Because you said you had two wives. What's caused some of those to go astray? What have you struggled with in relationships? Do you think that you were good when you're a chauffeur, right? You were good when you were an operator. I'm in control, right? That's a control situation. I'm the one who's running everything. It's my way kind of and the highway. Well, that's something that a lot of women have a problem with, right? Especially, and I hate to say this and you're going to jump on me about this. Especially African American women, because a large percentage of our African American women have been raised in the household without a father. So, so that dominating or that stand up man is not there. And they all say that they want one. But when they run into a strong guy who's going to lead and speak, they want to resist. Oh, oh, you think you're my father? You trying to control me? No, I'm not darling. Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm a man. Lay low on. That's baby. Yeah, lay low on. Yeah. Men are leaders. Allow me to lead. Yeah. You know, but a lot of African American women. That's not in their household. You know, you hear a lot of black women saying, oh, well, I don't need no man. Come on, y'all. Let's stop that because that filters down to the kids. Now you hear your boy, excuse me, your son here, here's you all the time saying, oh, well, I don't want no man. I don't need no man. Then what do you think that does to him? That lowers his self, his self esteem. And that makes you raise a weak man. You know, your daughters pick up on that same mindset. I don't need no man and they grow up being resistant. You know, to guys trying to lead them. And see, that's something, a world that I don't know about, you know, because it's not part of, you know, it's part of my universe because I live in the universe, but it's not part of like my world. I have a lot of experience in that space. But but you have you've struggled in marriage and stuff like, what is it? Like, like, how do you think if you look back on your own life, you could have been better at being somebody who loves or is love. First wife. I was street wise, running in the street, hanging on Washington Avenue. Were you wearing jerseys and shit like that? No, no, no, I've never I've never I've never been a jersey dude. I'm always just just just nice, you know, I've never been one to wear. We're in Cologne back then. Yes. Yeah. What kind? At first, it was Lagerfeld. And now like these glasses as Prada. Bring up that Lagerfeld. Let me get a little look at that. Paul Lagerfeld, you know, like that shit that's the original, the classic, maybe the man that splashed, baby. I remember growing up big Stan got that splash. One of my older brothers, a guy named Tony Pernel that I that I really love. Right. I would put on like my Lagerfeld and he would say, yo, ice, because that's my nickname in the Bronx. Yo, man, that stuff got you smell like a wet paper bag, man. Take that off. But the women would be doing things like, who's wearing that? And I'd be going at your T C C and Tony be going, y'all, y'all, y'all ice, but I don't need that to pull them. And my man, T P used to pull them. Hey, he ain't he ain't no Lagerfeld. You know, Lagerfeld, huh? Look at that. Column, baby, that's the bird seed and that brings I have them flocking over, brother. That's how it is. But now it's Prada. I love that Prada. And these glasses, this is this. This is my second pair of Prada's. And as you see, they are a little injured because like my first pair of Prada's, my dogs got to my Prada glasses. They destroyed them. So I bought these. Then, yes, Snowy got to these again one day. She chewed off the side here, bit on my lenses, but didn't dig this, y'all. I do have a brand new pair of Prada glasses at the house. I just have not had the prescription put in it yet. That's all. Yeah, that's it, man. We don't nobody's judging that. But I feel you got to tell them you got to preach that exactly. What advice do you have to young men out there who start not on their path if they could look back on your path and do something different, bro? Or what have you learned in your life so far, man? Because you're you're at an interesting spot, right? You are in your inner net third trimester of your life, right? Like, and it's really it's kind of like the masterclass of life in a lot of ways. Give the best advice. Yes, when you have at least the most experience to share from. Like I'll tell anybody the street, leave it alone. It's a lie. It's a lie. You young guys, you want that street credibility? It's a lie. You want to sell drugs? It's a lie. You'll end up in jail. OK, you'll end up killing your own dreams. This is what you do. You stay in school. Get that education, y'all. Go to college. Get that education. I mean, like I told my son, Ricky, when when when like he was telling me he didn't want to be a nerd, I said to him, why Ricky? I told him that's what I made my mistake. OK, because I wanted to be in with the in crowd. OK. I got tired of being teased, picked on, called the professor, the scientist. So what did I do? I started being with the bad kids. I started dropping my grades. I told my son, Ricky, it's OK to be a nerd. All right. And he's like, nerd, I said Bill Gates. OK, Bill Gates was a nerd. Look at Bill Gates now. People who picked on him, the girls who laughed at him, the guys who do stuff at him. They trying to download his dick right now for him to at least read a resume. It's OK to be a nerd. You're right. Them bitches trying to download his dick right now. My son, he's in Spain. Shout out to Ricky, man. He's a handsome kid, nice kid. Yes, y'all, he looks just like me. He's just a younger, smarter, better looking version. You know, I mean, amen. He's in Spain. He's been there for almost three years now. He's getting a master's in Spanish and Spanish culture. Like I told Ricky, you do that, man. I mean, you know, you get those degrees. I told him I got five years, take a law class. Is y'all no degree? Ricky, get your degrees. Shit, Ricky, you know, get your shit, Ricky. We need that man. And he's not a street dude. He's a good guy. Amen. You know, I want to ask this, man. And Blessings to Blessings to Ricky and your children saying, uh, how did the what happened to the Fettuccine's you get over there? You get they got you in the burn water. What did they give you a room over there? What happened? Because once that side item hits your neck and your shit's dripping, bro, you got to tighten up. Yes, they, um, you know, because that's man, that's so dangerous. If you get hit by a side item and you're in your, and you're just, you're then you've dripping, bro. They gave me, how do you handle that? They gave me an injection. And I woke up later, wrapped up. Just like that. I woke up later, wrapped up. Um, the doctors told me that since I drove myself from Columbia to Augusta that I can't leave, they told me somebody has to come get me. My oldest daughter lives in Atlanta. I called jazz. She came to get me. Naturally, um, my daughter was ticked and upset very much at you at the whole situation. She does not like the whole situation. And like she said to me, daddy, you already know, and I'm not going to get on you. We'll talk about it later. Um, you know, so I had to respect that. She, uh, took me home. Um, my youngest daughter, unique. She came, you know, checked in on me for a few days. Um, and what was it like? You have to stand up. Were you allowed to lay down to get to sleep standing up? No, um, you lay down. It's really weird, um, because you have to change your bandage every now and then you have to keep it clean because, because, you know, you have open burns. Um, hell yeah. You know, now it's come back in nice, you know, because of the ointment they gave me and then, um, I was putting cocoa butter on it almost every day. Um, I recovered. My skin has recovered. Um, my mind has recovered. Um, our relationship regarding that event, we've moved past it. We have recovered. Um, and now we're on to other issues that are messing with the friendship or the relationship. Got it. What do you, uh, what do the ladies need most, man? If you want to keep a lady, you think what are the ladies need most you think? If I want to keep one, what do they need most one trust, trust, understand that. During the course of my life, the serious relationships that I've had, and I do understand when people explain to me that my personality has caused issues because I'm a friendly guy. I'm a talkative guy. I like to smile and I'm a handsome guy. So a lot of times women, you look at Randy Moss, people say that a lot. No, I heard, um, Samuel Jackson, different, different type of dudes, man. Um, my thing is I'm a social guy, Gerald Laverde. But anybody ever say that? No, um, I have a flirtatious personality. Yeah, you do. So that. Well, that don't help a relationship. No, it doesn't. And I can't help it because I'm a social guy. I mean, I love people. I like to talk. Um, I try to keep the flirting down to a minimum, especially if I'm involved with somebody, but y'all, I'm a Scorpio. Can't help it. We out there. It's ingrained in us. It's in us, man. I'm, and I'm not even a Scorpio. But how about this? Uh, people say the bedroom plays a big part of the life in a relationship. Do you believe that that's true or not? Yes, it does. It does because, um, I'm 60 now. I'll be 61. There's changes going on in my body. I'm not as strong as I once was. Um, you know, um, like in boxing, one time, it was 15 round prize fights. Now they're 12 rounds. Yeah. You know, um, my body's beginning to fail. It's, you know, it's, it's different. And that causes problems. Oh yeah. My shirt's a Jake Paul fight. I must say it'll take a fall in the second round. You feel me? You know, um, I mean, I'm, I'm getting older. So, so, so the body's acting different, but the experience kicks in. Okay. The experience kicks in. Um, what's your biggest sexual move? If you had to think physically, if you had it even my biggest sexual move or sexual act? Yeah, probably act maybe or disability. Put it like this. For example, um, I love to eat fruit. I love to eat fruit. Bestie, my little baby. I mean, um, I, I, I, I, I, I remember in the past, I've had, I've made women speak alien. For get speaking a foreign dialect, y'all, I've made them speak alien. Okay. They don't even know what the hell they even said. You know, we get past that. We just laugh. I stopped and go, what was that you said? I don't even know. Just go on and finish. Okay. You know, you out here, duo, Liko, duo, lingo, duo, Liko, homie, you out there teaching. You teach a new language is Stan. Man, make them speak alien, man. That's it, bro. You know, yeah. That's it. Exactly. Um, has a ride that a passenger ever led to a trip? Um, has a ride that a passenger ever led to a date or a relationship even in a professional, you know, not like on the, at that moment, but like, let's, let's talk and say, hey, another time. No, no, no, no, I won't, I won't do it. Um, it's against my ethics. What if a passenger like starts to pass out or something? Do you, are you, are you licensed to know CPR? Are you licensed to know any medical skills? Like could you hand, like could you, do you think if it was there ever an emergency, you had to do something? No. And if there isn't an emergency, I'm going to do two things. I'm going to ways and I'm going to look for the nearest emergency room and I'm going to hit 911. Gang, gang, gang. And I'm not stopping at any red lights. Amen, baby. What do you think about waymos when you see them? Those waymos? Waymo. What's it? Um, bring up a waymo if you can for Stan. It's a driverless car they got. Nah. Nah, uh-uh. No, no, no, I don't like driverless cars, man. I don't like driverless cars. At all. At all. At all because what that's going to do is eventually that's going to eliminate a chauffeur's. Okay. Nah, I'm not in, no, no, no, no, no. And then if that driverless car happens to hit somebody like me or my kid, I can't drag nobody out by like the ankle and beat them up. Yeah. I've done that before. I dragged a man out of his car by his ankle in front of Lincoln Center on Christmas Day 99. Yeah, man. Shit got intense, huh? No, he happened to, he was a taxi driver and I had just bought a conversion van in Charlotte and I drove it up to New York for a Christmas. Now I'm leaving New York. I'm on my way to the Lincoln tunnel and a cab driver hits my van after I passed them and I asked them, why did you hit me? I mean, I was past you and he said something dumb. I don't even remember what it was, but at that particular time, remember y'all, this was in 99. I still had that New York mentality. I dragged him out of his car by his ankle and beat the dude up and. You went to jail for it? Yeah. I went to jail in Manhattan and what happened was I had to pay his hospital bill, restitution, you know, you'll be good program for a year. Type shit. Were you in jail for Christmas? No. You ever been in jail for Christmas? Yes, once. And what's it like in there? What's that like? It's it's it's not good. I was locked up in Charlotte over the holidays. It's there's a lot of guys that are unhappy, you know, guys are depressed. I think I got out two days after Christmas or, you know, yeah. But that was okay. I got out and was crazy because this was what me and my second wife. Once again, I had a young lady who, you know, would drink a little things would go on here and there. Once again, another good girl. But you know, it just wasn't right. And I was in jail for over like the Christmas thing. And but once again, now we have a very good relationship. She's the mother of my daughter, unique and my son, Tariq. I was young. She was young. And that's it. Yeah. That's life, man. Young people, you know, with. Issues, you know, yeah. Every young person have issues and then you're always young to another age. So it's like, yeah, the issues never stop. Have you ever learned anything from a passenger like has ever been a passenger that you really learned something really valuable from? Yes. Yes. Yes. Um, I've had some passages that I was talking to one day. It was an old couple, old couple. And I was talking about my multiple failed marriages and they set me up, y'all. Um, the lady said to me, oh, let me guess, you did your 50% they did their 50% right? I'm, I'm all proud. I'm like, yeah, but it's still when it went wrong. And they said to me, you know what, that's where you effed up. I mean, this old couple, they started getting aggressive. They told me that I was supposed to do 100% and she was supposed to. She was supposed to do 100% and that's where people mess up. And they had been together. They went 80s or so. All a life. They told me 100% 100%. You know, yeah, it's interesting. Cause you think about it differently. Kinda that's a different, that's a different approach to a marriage to a day. Oh, just cause now there's two of us, we each have to do 59. Now there's two of us. We both get to do 100. They said you have to do 100% all the time. That's beautiful, man. You know, and another thing they told me, the man told me, he told me to tell her, yes, dear, twice as much as you say no, dear. Yep. Have you ever driven any Asian people or anything like that? Or? No, I haven't had any Asians. I've had athletes, entertainers, some very, very, very rich people over the years. Regular people. I really love the common man. Oh yeah. I love the, you know, like the Saturday night people, you know, those that are looking to have a good time. Especially South Carolina, man. You got, they got such a good energy over there. Yeah. You know, cause you're almost got, you got the palmetto is kind of milling around. You got big energy over there. You got the beach not too far away. You know, I mean, from North and South Carolina, they have a good location because you have the beach, whether it's Myrtle Beach, let's see, Charleston, you know, you have Fayetteville that you figure two, three hours away going east. Then you have two, three hours away going west. You begin to go into the mountains in North and South Carolina. You go a little further. You're over here in Tennessee. I mean, it's great. We don't get snow. You know, we don't really have to worry too much about the hurricanes. I mean, it's great, but you definitely have to worry about mosquitoes. And you got to worry about these bad bitches pulling up. Man, they got the women down here. The South has the women and since the weather's a little warmer, you know, the women wear a little less. You know, make a man burn out his retina or something, man. That's why you got them glasses. Detach a cornea looking at them, man. You know, wow, I'm gonna hurt my own neck. That's what really happened. He has for you that thing. Oh, you hurt your neck. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's like I tell people since I have this fuse neck, I'll be telling them, man, hey, my neck is on a swivel. I mean, it's like this now. It's not that's another thing that. What is good for the ladies? I got a metal neck, brother. Oh, yeah, man, we're going to be. Yeah, I got a metal neck. You know, hey, you got, you got time, miss. We're going to be here for a while. Oh, here come old metal neck. You know, God dang, that's like just attaching your kitten to a little hitching post. Maybe here come old metal neck, put some money in the meter. Man, we're going to be here to see four, five, six, seven and eight. It's all fuels. It's titanium, but most people, they don't have this type mobility. I mean, most people with this much surgery, they're a little messed up. Yeah, not this. But some reason, nah, man, I mean, the only thing that I can't do is hardcore things. I don't lift up stuff. I can't run because my back is fuels, but I'm 60, 61. I'm not playing basketball no more. So where am I running? I'm chilling, bro. Right. Yeah. You know, all you're doing is running into your future stand. And that's what, uh, that's what sounds exciting. What I do love, man, is that you're still excited about your life. You're excited about your future. You're excited about, like, you know, love, making love, continuing to have love out of the people you have in your life or the possibility of new love coming in your life. Man, that's what life's about, man. And I think that's one thing that just your energy is, uh, it's infectious, man. It's electric, y'all. It's electric. If people want to see you when they come in, we'll put your info so people can reach out and, uh, and so far with Stan, man, it's one, it's a one of a kind adventure. I'm telling y'all, it's the Stan experience. We got picked up, man. It was me, uh, my buddy, CB, uh, my buddy, uh, who else was with us? It was three guys with you. Oh, it was me, my buddy, CB, DJ Parker and me. Yeah. That's it. My tall friend Parker was there too. It was, it was a tall guy. Brian, we pulled up at that Wendy's, bro. We told him about the Wendy's and told that lady at the front, you was a domestic abuser, remember that? Yeah. We had the young lady at, and she was still flirting with you at the Wendy's tongue tied. Yeah. And she was still flirting with you. She tried to give you an extra little, uh, freeze it, uh, freeze it cup. Freeze it cup. Nah, I mean, nah. And then that lady, remember we had to pull a four, a four to get that last sandwich. When they say that shit, we're the only person in line. Like, can you pull forward and wait? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. She was talking about pull up and I happened to look in the mirror. I'm like, what is there a crowd behind us or something? You know what I mean? Bro, just make four sandwiches. They fucking, it's like they can make three, but they can't make four, man. Yeah. They had to come up, talk about, oh, is this special order? Yeah. I mean, that's what you do. Yeah. The blessings, man. That was a great experience. We had a great time, man. I just want to thank you so much for coming and hanging out. So anybody could be a chauffeur, but it takes, uh, it takes, it's not just you driving, it's driving an experience for people is setting yourself secondary to your customer, uh, making sure to keep space between you and the car in front of you, keep your head on a swivel and, um. Make sure that they have a good time and make sure that they have a good time. That's what Stan does, man. Stan, thank you so much, bro, for spending time and hanging out, bro. All the love. Good luck to the game. Cox the rest of the season, man. Yeah. Thanks, Theo. And maybe we'll get to do this again sometime. Hey, brother, anytime, man, I mean, I'm in Columbia. This is only ever. I get my Jeep and drive here, man. It's only seven and a half hours away. 77 straight to Statefield. Make that left and get on I 40 and get off right over here. What's the longest ride you ever had to take somebody on? Um, I took some people from Columbia to Jackson, Mississippi. Um, because they are restaurateurs. They have a restaurant in the Columbia airport and they were opening up one in the Jackson, Mississippi airport. We were there for three or four days. I drove them back. Um, that was a nice little drive. What was the tab on that when you think I have no idea. You don't know that's not your deal. No, um, I've taken some other people to Orlando down to, um, to the hotel. I guess they were going to Disney, but as a New Yorker, I'm conditioned to drive up to the Bronx at a phone call. Somebody called, Hey man, this that any others going on, you know, family. I may have to go, you know, um, any ladies of the night, you ever to drive any ladies at a night and he escort or turn. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. And at one point in Charlotte, I was the driver for this dude that had about three or four girls who stayed at this house. He told me he was their manager. Um, and I was their driver. One of the young ladies, you know, she picked me, um, and I drove them to their appointments, but like I told the girls, I'll drop you off. I'm not sitting outside. I will come back and pick you up because if you're sitting outside, then you're part of the organization. If they get arrested, right? No, no, no, no, no, I'm transportation. I'm paid transportation. I drop off and then I come back and, uh, get them. But I had to leave them alone. I was making a little money off them. And then one day the guy, um, the manager, yeah, the manager, I think he called the self script or something dumb like that. He said to me, Hey, he'll stand, man. Um, I need to talk to you about a payment arrangement. I'm like a payment arrangement. What you talking about? He gonna say to me, man, do, uh, you think I could pay you in pink? I said in pink. What the fuck are you talking about? He said, man, like the females, I told him no, dawg, I don't want that nasty. Yeah, I got a woman home. I get out of my bed for green. Now that's what you can pay me green money. You don't think I want no pink. And what did it seem like them ladies seem like they were doing? Okay. Cause that's a fair job. They just out there getting their money. Brother, dumb young ladies are all cute. All of them look nice. Um, Monday, Mondays and like Thursdays, they're going to do their nails. Something like Wednesdays. Wait, Thursdays would be nails and hair because they got to get, get ready for the weekend. Monday, they trying to straighten themselves up from the weekend. Um, you know, um, Tuesday and Wednesday hit the gym a little. Yeah. They were cool. What I didn't like was when the girls with, with, with, with, with, with trying flash to her like me. Whoa, wait a minute. That shit doesn't impress me. Matter of fact, put that away. I don't need that. No, no, no, put that away. That's not part of the thing. You know, yeah, cause that's a big industry, man. You know, I have friends that are working sex, working and stuff like that. And that's a big industry. And you know, um, what else is I thinking about? Um, oh yeah, let me see this. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, this is one more thing. Actually, I want to say this is stabbing someone above the waste, worse than below the waste legally stabbing someone above the waste is generally considered more serious legally because it increases the risk of severe injury or death. Legal consequences for stabbing above the waste can be harsher as it may be classified as attempted murder. Mm hmm. That's it. Stabbing below the waste while still a serious felony may sometimes be considered less immediately life threatening unless it causes dill, dill, a sub ball, dill a sub ball, T or hits major arteries. So that's it, man. Yeah. Hit them low, boy. They don't see you coming, baby. Man. Hit them low. Stan, we love you, bro. Thank you for pulling up, man. Blessings to you. And we'll see you in the future, baby. Yes. And other than that, people, if you're looking for me, you can also keep an eye on the OG poet because I do poetry, y'all, and I'm fierce. He is. I've heard him do. I've heard him do some last time we were in your car right before you dropped us off. He did a couple for us. Um, maybe we'll have you come back and do some next time. Yeah. Yeah. Other than that, people, y'all know how to contact me. They all get, get, get, give y'all like the avenues to contact me. And if you want me to come do some poetry, I got some for y'all. Yeah. We'll make sure that all your information is in there, dude. Yes. And that people can't, but I, there's just nobody better. If you want to have an experience in Columbia, South Carolina, I don't think there could be a better one. Nah, I got y'all. We're going to have a good time. Then with this man right here, thank you, Stan. All right.