THE TRAUMA CANDY CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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What the hell? Am I supposed to kick with my elbow? Something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear, they're inside out. He's wearing my underwear inside out. Hey, everybody, welcome back to your channel. Podcast episode two 17. We got co-host Kev back in the studio. Is that a single leg takedown that we're working on? That's a faint. That's a faint. You just go in real nice and aggressive. Yeah. Foot slapping. It's like good old WWE. Yeah. Dude. Okay. So there's a problem with your microphone. It's been an outstanding problem for a while. It has been. For someone say too long. If you're in the Patreon, you know that Cam messes with his mic 24 seven and he breaks every single mic stand that he's ever had. So you can't see on the camera, but there's 14 zip ties that are keeping this thing together. And I cut the edges off so they're super sharp. So if he tries to fidget, then... It's like the bird spikes they put on a light pole. It's like just a complete deterrent. I don't fidget with my mic over here. The mic stand somehow, someone messes it up. They go, oh, let's put it on a cam spot. And then it's sitting there. I don't, I don't destroy mics. Okay. I don't destroy my. Okay. I'm just saying every mic stand that we've had to switch out has come from this side of the set. Now there's one factual, factual thing. It was your mic and we switched over here. Dude. Oh dude. What? Oh, you're going to wrestle me butt naked with oil. What are you going to do about it? I know I would love to do that if we were happy, but right now we're not happy time. That's happy time, thanks. But it was the old mic stands. Yes, that happened with the old mics. These are new. And that was in 2019, game grow up. We were boys. I just said there was, I just said there was one factual time that happened. You literally said, oh, I kind of put my up. I'm going to give it to you. And I went, all right. Oh no, 100%. But that's an outlying circumstance. That's like, if you're like, that's saying like, I got mono one time, but you're walking around giving everybody cl... Different. Like that's not the same, bro. You don't have me. I'm just over here. You're just like, oh, wait, mono's, you can't sleep. No, mono's the kissing. Mono's the kissing thing. It's like an upper respiratory infection. I believe that's like a little more extreme. But did they call it mono? Cause it's just you. Why is it mono? It's mono is meningitis. That's what it's short for. That cannot be correct. I know it's a bag. Mono is not short for meningitis. Where the hell does mono come from? Meningitis mono. It's like the short-term form of it. It's like, it's like the same thing with Alex and Xavier. Cause Xavier is the big name you call in Xavier, Alex. You would go to a court of law and say, I paid in Stephen Harden. No a man named Xavier and I call him Alex. Yes, I've met an Xavier and I said, what's your name, bro? And he goes, Alex, really it's Xavier. And I go, oh, what's up, Alex? All right, from now on, I'm co-host Tom. I'm co-host Tom. It's the same thing with Bob and William. No, they're completely, they sound completely different, but it's the short version like Richard and Dick. Richard and Dick is a real one. Xavier and Alex. William and Bob is a real one. Xavier and Alex is as real as Willy Wonka's golden ticket. That has never happened. They actually did sell the Willy Wonka's golden ticket. Not from Willy Wonka. He's fictional. Just like this Alex guy you talk about. An Xavier would be, do with me, ready? X, you call the guy X, Xavier X. Alex? No, no, no, no, no, talk about it. Name a guy you've ever called X in real life. X, I don't know, I've probably met an, I've probably met, I've probably met in one Xavier, in my entire life, and he went by Xavier because that's his legal name. Yeah, but okay, but you don't remember. Trivante, you call him J. Hmm? That's different. Devin, you call people A and D. Come here. That's, no, no, no, that's slang. Xavier X. That's slang. I never go, the guy's name's Devin. I never go, hey, Charles. That's no okay, but you're, now you're just being fugazi and filling it up. No, what was that? Filling it up. But I'm saying, I'm using actual litigation, like things that are in the court of law. No, it's not, it's not litigation. Bro. Oh, no, no, no, I'm getting on it. Richard and Dick is the same thing. Richard and Dick, I already, I've conceived of that. So I'm saying, so that's the real thing. William and Bob is the real thing. Xavier and Alex is the real thing. I'm fitty on that Bob and Will. I'm fitty on the will and Bob. It's a real thing. I'm not even, no pod, it's a real thing. No, you know what it is. Honest to God, can I tell you what it is? What? I walked into this man's house the other day. I showed up because we had a meeting about tour. When I walked in, no one was, no one else in the house. CJ was out doing something. No, CJ was in the house. He just didn't know. Yeah. He was probably just in like a closet or something, just like sitting up there, just like being himself, feeling good for you. Sarah was gone. Yeah. This man kicked up like this on his own, a massive couch, by the way, and he took up so little space. First of all, don't reveal my comfortable position. He literally was watching his own TV like this on a couch that can sit 12. He was like this. He was taking up half a seat, a bag of, a quest chips, the protein chips. Quest protein chips. Yeah. You can tell it in my physique. Harvey Specter highlights on YouTube. He's watching highlights of Harvey Specter from the series suits. Yes. I know. I understand why you use the word litigation. You're not a lawyer. Your name's not Harvey. Leave that to him. Who does that? Who does that? Lawyer highlights from a show. And just to prove my point, Harvey, another name you use is Vinny. Don't you don't. The derriere was over there. Name a Vinny Harvey you've met. Name a Harvey Vinny. Name a Vinny you've met. Vin Diesel. Vinny. You've met him? He watched Harvey Specter highlights. Yeah. I love watching because, okay, that's more of a commitment issue. That no, sometimes like I want to watch suits for the vibe and like the good moments, but I don't want to sit there for like the buildup like of the show. See, yeah, because I've already watched the show three times. I know what I like. I know what seasons I want to go to. Like, you know what I mean? I'm here for background noise and vibe. So I'm going to put on background noise. My feet were tucked in your chest, eating chips, no, no phone in your hand, which is a miracle. And you were watching Harvey Specter. I just turned on this. You caught me at a bad moment. Like a 16 year old girl. Like you were like, you caught me at a bad moment. You definitely caught me at a bad moment. Oh, bad mind. You enjoyed every second. Oh, I loved it. But you got me at a bad moment. Normally I'll have them phone in my hand and I'm like doom scrolling or like going through emails, but it's a good vibe for that. Like if you're like going through emails and like you can sit on your couch and be a little cute and sexy, like that's what I'll put on Harvey Specter highlights. Background noise. Okay. Background, acceptable, background noise, acceptable shows. I want you to get through that one more time with that. I'm like, I'm a stroke background noise, acceptable shows. That was almost stroke. Here we go. Background noise, acceptable shows. Yes. Include the likes of suits. I'll give you that the office, everything like that. But the term background noise are background noise shows only good if they're like in an office environment or like a, like a, what's another one? Uh, Parks and Rec. That's also an office. What's another good background? It takes place in corporate America is the only place. It's just so monotonous. Yeah. It's like, you're like, oh, whatever. You hear a printer in a staple machine. You can get your, you're locked in, but they're made for background noise. You turn it on when you got to do the dishes. You got to scratch the underbelly of the little pooch. That's like, that was insane. I've never scratched my dog like that. I go, let's turn on episode three of the office. I'm not going to say that I haven't seen you do that with your dog, but I'm not going to say I haven't seen you do that. I scratch. I give Ruby fantastic undercarriage. Is Ruby still okay? She's good. She's doing good. Didn't she just get found with something? Uh, pancreatitis. Yeah. Oh, she also ate a plastic macaroni noodle the other day. Macaroni? Macaroni noodle. Macaroni. Spinaroni? Spinaroni. Dude, oh dude, no. Boogert. WWE is too corporate. I don't, we're not going to get into that right now. We're not going to get into that right now. Yeah. I got, I got some questions for you. But I'm so sorry about Ruby. I mean, that's stage one. I mean, we're, we're, we're at stage one. She's a small breed. It's common in small breeds. We fed her too much human food in her developmental years. And now she's just such a tiny miniscule pancreas when she eats human food. It flares up and she poops blood. Yeah, but I'm saying stage one. Okay. All right. She does. I love damn dude prescription food and treats now though. Yeah. Prescription treats is insane. I literally can't buy my dog treats unless I show her prescription ID card. And you have the nerve to correct me when I said that's stage one of the downfall. That's not stage one. That's just her lie. Yeah. I have a prescription to get your contacts. It's not me going to all stage one. You're losing your sight. No, if I had to do like prescription desserts, then you'd be like, oh, something's going on with Peyton. Oh yeah. That's true. Yeah. That's a good point. Okay. But speaking of Vin Diesel. Speaking of Vin Diesel. We talked about it for two seconds. Yeah, but I initially wanted to transition when you said it there. Okay. I went to Miami this last weekend or two weekends ago for whenever you all are seeing this because we're pre-recording this cams about to have a kid. So I went to Miami this last weekend for formula one. I was there with Gillette and Audi. So it was really good time. Thank you for having me. Keep the hat. Keep the hat. Show them that hat. Show them that little hat. Yeah. I had a fantastic time, man. I was wondering if you were going to ask me anything because I haven't talked to you about anything. I was going to, but then I realized, wait, I've called him three times on this trip and he didn't answer a single one. But then the part, the most of all evidence was we hung out with your girl one day and all of a sudden, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Call from you to your girl. No call back to your boy. So yeah, tell me about your trip. Oh, tell me about your trip that you were just, I mean, just slammed. I was slammed. 8 a.m. to 12 a.m. slammed. I can't even touch my phone, but I'm calling. No, I can see you my itinerary. It was pretty busy. I'm calling Sarah. No, it's okay because so you call me like an idiot. You always call me at the worst times ever. Do I have your itinerary? You should have. How? Yeah, I should have, but I don't. But how do I know it's the worst time to call you? Because if I'm on a brand trip during formula one and it's the Saturday of the race and the race starts at 1 p.m. Probably don't call me at 105, right? That makes sense. Hey, I don't know what time the race starts. Only be more considerate. I don't give a little more effort. So don't get mad whenever I'm not answering you and I'm doing something. That's besides the point. Let me talk about me for a second. Okay, go. So whenever I got done with my day, I don't want to talk to Cam and learn about your insurance. I want to actually hear from my sexy hot wife. Like Cam called me yesterday. It was Monday Night Raw or I don't know when it was the other day. He called me and he knows I watch Monday Night Raw every one day Monday Monday. That is Monday night raw starts at 7 p.m. This calls me every Monday at 705 that every day. I'm not answering that. That's bad. I will concede to that. Okay, so I don't know what it is. It's Monday nights. I get an edge to talk to you. It's always about 705, 715, always dial. Never get an answer. And I go, oh, that's right. Raw. Yeah. So I hung up the call. But anyway, the brand trip, the F1, it was really fun. Yes. It was fantastic. It looked, first off, looked crazy. It was incredible. It looked, I'm talking sexy. I looked so, bro. I was like trying to like not live through your stories, but like look at all the details. That track, the Miami track is insane. Beautiful. Beautiful. I thought that was water. Yeah, it looked like it. I literally thought it was water. I was like, are you driving south? Yeah. So we're, if you don't know anything about formula one, we're not going to bore you to death with any formula one details. There's a fantastic race though. Oh my God, what a good race. But I was on, they had us at turn one, which is like prime time, like prime spot for formula one races. I was in Miami for four days. Anyway. He was smelling. He's still going. So I went, I was in Miami for four days. I landed there on a Thursday, right? And I returned on a Monday, on a Sunday. Very late Sunday. Yeah. Late Monday. If you count AM hours. Yeah. Midnight. Right. We had a plan to go to lunch and a dinner. Right. Nothing but food. So I land by myself from doing ever. It's time to go meet up for the lunch. It's my first time in Miami. First of all, Miami has the sexiest people I've ever seen. And I'm not joking. Like, I just every look the hottest people I have ever seen in my life. As soon as I like got out of the airport and into like the Uber, I was, I looked out. I was like, Holy s***. This is my, this is my explore page from 2020. Like this is the hottest people I've ever seen. Like the sexiest people, like everybody's guys too. Oh yeah. There was a cop that was at my lunch. I mean, I would, I mean, if he pulled the belt buckle down, he would have got it. Like, I mean, he was hot. Like dude, like he was like a swole bad money. I mean, that's a, I would have switched sides for him off of that alone. I mean, that guy, he's gorgeous. Oh my God. Any, any had a toothpick in his mouth or the mustache? I was like, Oh, you're Miami. He's a, Oh, you know, you know, you know, you're a tenet. You break my heart. Yeah. You ruined my day. Ruin my life. So I'm at the lunch, right? And first time in Miami, it's a poolside lunch. Like there's yachts going by, just women twerking, cargo ship, cargo with cocaine. Miami. It was great. And so I'm sitting there watching the views. It's like this. I'm eating sushi on the ocean, like looking at the view of the twerking and the music. And I was like, this is fantastic. This guy and our waiter comes by. First of all, I got recognized in the worst ways in Miami. As I'm sitting at this lunch, the waiter comes by and I'm with everybody on the brand trip. Right. Waiter comes by, he goes, I know you from somewhere. I know you. I always hate that too. In front of others. And I go, ah, man. I'm not, because it could be awkward where you think I'm somebody else. There's a lot of tall, sexy, light-skinned guys out there and I could just be blending in. And so with the likes of, I'll notate them. I don't know me. That's about it. Yeah. It's like, oh no. I'm not Michael Porter Jr. So he goes, I know you from somewhere. I go, I don't know, man. I'm taking the approach of I don't know. Whatever. If you say it, I'll go with it, but I'm not throwing out the line. I'm not saving. But when people are like, ah, yeah, you should have told me where you are. And I'm like, nah, man, it's whatever. He comes back after the lunch. He goes, I know where I know you. You got the podcast. And I go, yeah, that's me. And he goes, I didn't recognize you, because your voice sounds really weird in person. I said, really? Sorry? Yeah. He goes, my new acquaintances? And I go, oh yeah, just woke up. Okay, right, ah, sorry. woke up you go right sorry no I go yeah I just woke up he goes no it's not that it's like it's like we like something's off they prosecuted in front of you you're hold the brand trip yeah going in on you and he goes and you're like really quiet here you're normally like funny on the pod man fast forward a couple days later we're in the padded club F1 is basically like the backstage right I'm sitting there I mean Charles like everybody Lewis Hamilton is like is walking by I'm eating right Lewis Hamilton sounds like a Confederate general he sounds like he rode a horse into one of the Carolinas and committed about you know his real name is sir Lewis Hamilton he's a Confederate general 100% Lewis Hamilton here Josh a billionaire sexy light skin yeah Ferrari like he's dates Kim Kardashian actually he's whoa yeah two things you caught me off guard there dates a Kardashian let alone Kim light skin he's like well he's not light skin but he's like he's he's a fair skin gentleman but a black dude with braids it's hot and he's hot billionaire to anyway he's not actually a billionaire but he's up there anyway I was eating this dinner in the padded club right this is an exclusive area right so I mean there's absolutely famous people back here like name any famous person they're back here Jimmy Fallon DJ Khaled like everybody other one anybody you could possibly think of Jack but everybody's back here right Brock Lesnar shut up and so I'm just normal paying from the podcast no one should talk to me right this guy comes to the table and he goes man I know you you go I'm over one you better get to it he goes I know you're not go man could be from a plethora of things he goes do you do videos or something I have a pie and I go yeah I have a podcast I've got gas you got my voice in my throat a little scratch and he goes he goes yeah you do have the podcast I do know you and I was like yeah man nice to meet you he goes but hey I don't mean to sound offensive you used to be fat pee pee you are lying say you're lying right now on everything I love man you used to be fat man oh boys we lost him I say he's not having a cookie for another three months we can't hang out I said what and he goes you did you lose like a ton of weight oh my god he said no like bro used to be like a fat right like you the fat yeah you know you lost a ton of weight right and I go a ton is a lot you're going out a ton really I go you have been a little bit of a deficit you know I'm hitting abs I'm eating clean yeah and so what the hell is wrong with Miami it by the way I mean I got recognized a couple more times outside of that but like those are the times in front of like the important people that you know that's another thing these aren't like one-on-one like mono-e-mono this is in a group setting you used to be like large right like dude you're fat a lot of weight congrats bro you should be like morbid yeah and so that was that was the first I'll tell a story later about Miami and why return back is literally the craziest one of the crazy stories I have but other than that on the plane on a plane it's another pain place or we have we are cursed I think you to a point it's almost would it be karmic who's that like karma but like I thought of karmic I didn't do anything it's just like well you've done some things no no no no you basically your pants on Dominic Mysterio you've done slow yeah that was a problem I should have done it and insert karma this episode is brought to you by Manscape the men's grooming brand trust about over 13 million men worldwide guys father's day is coming up and again it's the same problem every single year what do I get my dad does he need another drill do I just buy him like some tire wipes for his car well what about a little quarter vest stop with all that you don't want to get your dad a gift that just ends up in another drawer or another cabinet or the back of his trunk and he never sees it again if your dad has a beard or if you have a beard the beard hedger plus is a solid upgrade without breaking the bank on the beard hedger plus you get 14 different link settings that is a lot of link settings you can go from a perfect little stubble all the way to a full James Harden or a lumberjack if you know what I'm saying the blade features a 33 millimeter stainless steel square blade with a tight gap which means a more precise and clean shave and as always it's Manscape so you already know that thing is waterproof so this father's day skip the boring gifts and get your dad something he'll actually use in love head over to manscape.com use code YSK for 15% off plus free shipping that is 15% off your entire order plus free shipping with our code YSK at manscape.com or if you need it right now you can also find Manscape at a store near you thank you Manscape and on to the rest of the episode did you do anything this weekend? Nothing nothing crazy nothing Guinness Book of World Record asks we went to eat dude oh my god I'll tell you. Oh shut up speaking of I had dude okay oh I'm so sorry to interrupt you I know I loved you to bring up a topic. That was even like an interrupt you screamed. Yes because it reminded me I was forgetting this and I knew there is something that I wanted to bring to the podcast and this is it and it is about eating out. I hope this is a f***ing danger because you just screamed in my face. I'm so sorry but it is about you because you're fat. Our friend Chris who works at the circuit he brought this up on his social media and I thought it was the best like debate ever. It's about eating out okay. An appetizer for a restaurant which one is better? Oh bread and butter or chips and salsa? Chips and salsa. Dude I knew you were gonna say that and this is why it's really good. Bread and butter is fantastic there's no no shame in the game don't hate the player but that's like that's a f***ing goat. Bread and butter is 100% better than chips and salsa at a restaurant. You're simply out of your absolute light-skinned mind. You are that is not. See the bringing race attitude is crazy. Why? Chips and salsa is chips and salsa is the f***ing pinnacle of a appetizer. It is unbelievable. I dare say artichoke dip is better than the chips and salsa. But an artichoke dip and any other dip is in the same family if we don't serve. No we're just talking about chips and salsa. You can't take over the other ones. Chips and salsa. Go grab 13 fresh organic things from the earth blend them up put them in a bowl and give me a nice little tortilla. I have never watched this just based off this reaction I have never once gone to a restaurant had a chips and salsa and sat back in my chair like this I've never done that then you're not even right salsa guy. No you're insane you've never sat back in your scene I've been with eating with you at restaurants for years. I used to go on dates with my father to Chili's we would order nothing we just get chips and salsa and beverage and leaf that's not what I'm saying do not convolute what I'm saying I'm saying you have never got a chips and salsa and gone oh my god that's so good you've never done it I have no but there's a higher percent rate 100% there's a hundred percent rate a hundred percent you have done that sit back motion more with a bread and butter oh yes you have you can okay for me it's both hundred percent for the other person what is that for the other person I can't speak on them I have 100% holy shit that's some good salsa maybe I don't lean back cuz not a handheld I gotta keep going back and forth the salsa on the table listen to it big drinking it out of a cup but I'm saying what you're gonna go but I'm saying which have you done more chips and salsa no you have not and you don't okay no we can't have this talk if you're not gonna be honest chips okay here's another thing I have seen you almost like literally almost you want to know why you want to know why no listen I've seen you literally have like an oh face over a bread and butter at a restaurant I have never seen you do a chip and salsa what I've seen you do a chips and salsa is scarf it now that is one thing I've seen you do and why am I scarfing it because it's lighter than a bread because I'm addicted to greatness P I can't get out of my hand you got okay I literally can't stop eating the salsa I can't quit I was all disciplined in all mental capacity okay let's take more to the broad debate of it not just your personal the broad debate of it there is more variations for greatness and a bread than the chips and salsa variations of greatness the reason I do a space is because oh my god this bread has something different it's great variable but that just goes to show all the other is the it's the same oh so I would I say you're so wrong salsa can be crazy thick crazy thin hella spicy perfect blend heavy on the salt heavy on the line it's also 100% like bleeding a jalapeno bread it's typically oh that's a roll that's a roll that's a roll you're either gonna have some cinnamon butter or you're gonna be at a really nice steakhouse that did some over this just over this imagine a Texas Roadhouse roll right now close your eyes yes good come on imagine imagine you go to cheesecake factory you get that yeah that's good oh my god dude that's two breads I'll put you in a coma right now good bread oh my god and there's not a chips and salsa on this earth that competes with the highest of highest breads that is not happen that is I mean that's so that is that's beyond false first off first off you can start at a hump you can start at the humble abode of chilies your favorite family restaurant community bar just showing that your top tier chip is chilies you're losing the debate no I said you can start there you don't have to finish me then finish me off finish right now we can finish off a finish we can go any okay first off the mom and pop Mexican spots that have whatever name they're not chained always fantastic salsa great that's nothing you're not go you to get a to get a maculant piece of bread you said cheesecake factory you go with a family attend you're dropping a bag I'm going to Maria's and I'm spending $38 to feed the whole crew and I leave happy and the salsa is immaculate for you the peak here's nothing salsa you can get peak salsa at a very maintainable and affordable place peak bread peak bread you're going to like a four-star steakhouse everybody drinks is roadhouse Texas what that's the road that is a roll which is bread and it's cinnamon butter like I said butter bread and butter it's just a variation of they had but they had to do opposite they had to do two different things they had to do two different things what's the different things it's bread and butter it's a beautiful roll which is bread that's bread yes but cinnamon butter which is what butter I said I talked about I said that in the beginning so you're a but okay spice adding spice and all the codos and chopped and you're all that's very built that's speaking to the variability the only that's a very about talking about you just but that's what I said I said unless they have a cinnamon butter then eight times out of ten it's bread and butter yeah which is still better no it is not no it's not no it is not first off the foot when you eat bread butter you get two flavors you're getting two maybe three flavors you're getting bread guess what the second one is really hard really hard quiz you're getting butter bro you're so much more bread variations and chip variations you're always getting a chip you can get a different you can have the same butter with 48 different breads and it's gonna be a different taste I want you to name three different breads right now Ezekiel white wheat whole roll roll that's different breads that's a different breads I just named you five roll bread whatever it is but it's all different breads named eight different chips right now go fuzzy Chipotle no no you're naming no actual chips not the name of the restaurant idiot chips not fuzzy chips they fuzzy chips are fantastic you can't go buy fuzzy chips I'm saying they can name and name the actual chip like the tortilla that kind of thing every tortilla chips the tortilla exactly so there's one so there's one type of chip there's 58 different types of breads I win you lose first off that's not even a win or lose you're speaking on the variability don't air and variability makes greatness that's why that's why Jamie Foxx is great he could sing he could dance he could act variability makes you better you can't make variability seem like a bad thing LeBron could shoot he could drive he's a three level score he can defend that's fine that makes you better don't be afraid of the man that practices a thousand different moves be afraid of the man that practices the same kick a thousand times first of all you kick where you kick with your feet what the hell so it's a kid my supposed to kick with my elbow what do you mean I kick with my feet any kick ever performed in the history of humanity is with your feet you kick with your feet a kick is with the foot okay let's calm down let's come down you do not kick with your feet I you kick with your leg are y'all is anyone else smelling toast am I which is also a bread am I out toast is not first off toast is not a bread toast is something that happens to a bread true you can put this a very but you can only toast with a bread you can toast up pop tart that's not toast though that's a pop tart that's a toasted pop tart yes but I want toast you get what you get bread okay so the things go with the cake but that's toasting the cake you kick what is that right there you kick what are you moving I'm moving my knee and which is what part of this connect my foot your leg yeah okay okay so if you calm down okay yeah let's calm down you're right if I said kick that rock on the side of the street are you hitting your shin on it or your foot yes that's a kick so you're saying in the MMA whenever they throw a kick they can't hit you with their shin right here in the temple they can that's perfectly fine that's a kick right but you're saying I can't kick something with just without my foot yeah you can so you're saying if God forbid I got my foot cut off right I can't kick anymore yes or no if you got your foot cut off could you still do the active kicking just say yes or no I'm gonna say yes okay say if I got my leg cut off could I still kick no and something incredible about that is not only is he wearing my underwear they're inside out he's wearing my underwear inside out and that is an actual fact he has on my panties inside out like you just left a one night stand after I get down you got my panties inside out how does that work no you bodied me on that I just have to take that on the chin but you said oh man oh oh man I want to sit in that that felt man that felt man I felt good but you know the sentiment oh hey bud it's over don't bite me but hey hey sport hey squirt don't sport or but me no no you asked me to squirt I said I said I took it on the chin and I gave you your props I had a count of day you asked me to squirt you you took it on the chin too his legs are shaking you were trying to be on your feet like this yeah yeah oh man no you kind of ate with that one but you kick a rock with your foot you kick a ball now you can kick your foot with it do you I already took it I'm just saying yeah shut up there but shut up just make it easier on yourself and shut up how about that this episode is brought to you by factor guys think about hunger strikes and you're exhausted there's something healthy in your fridge or pantry that you should be making but you just don't have it in you for me eating healthy isn't a willpower thing I have the willpower it's a setup problem and tell I found out 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while supplies last until September 27th 2026 see website for more details now on to the rest of the episode you're speaking of feet oh god we're getting to a weird territory not my toe not the infected not the not the saying what talk oh it's it's not it's not okay it's just it's more of us be swept off your feet think of it like that me and my wife and my son when I walk we walk to the mailbox your son didn't walk we give Malachi 10 minutes sunlight today like he's a ficus no we get we take him on a walk oh dude you got sunburn the other day woke up the next day was a little olive tint you have a white kid bro just give it up that's fine we're gonna work on it but can't work on that genetic we're gonna we're gonna I bought some things we're gonna buy some ointments and creams yeah but we took him on a walk we took him on a walk we're going to the mailbox and I'm walking Ruby as my wife is pushing Malachi right this fit this family on the other side of the street to big dogs like a husky and I want to say I don't know the name of that it's kind of like it's like the weird it's like the other husky I know that sounds weird it's another brand there you go probably two huge dogs they see Ruby Ruby sees them and Ruby's done was little dogs in oh dude Napoleon out there and now they're cool because I go Ruby you don't want no part of that battle you'd be a chew toy and the dad starts life ago as your day I said I just take the joke and keep going but I was like good you good so now Ruby feeling frisky lunges at the dog she starts walking across the street I like Ruby you're gonna die like I mean I can snatch it but if they get off so this guy has the leash that's like legit just a rope not retractable like that's a big dog yeah big dog energy that's BDE big dog energy and he has it wrapped around his wrist yeah his dog is I mean quite literally 80 pounds bare minimum right it completely jumps at Ruby this guy was getting ragdolled by his dog dude that's the worst it was the song embarrassing my emotions I was like holy is this happening and then every part of the other side my brain was laughing at this guy he literally pee I'm talking he was like to the point where I saw him like clinch is mandible he went put two hands on the leash pulling the dog but he was like sorry never does this sorry sorry y'all and I was like whoa and he and God bless him smaller guy right nothing wrong with it that dog is working his right so we passed them and I hear him go to discipline his dog this was some literally out like this this should have been a family guy yeah he goes to discipline his dog he goes sit down sit down you do not do the dog goes like and you hear the jaw he goes man he said and I was like probably just got this dog like that's not his dog one he just got it on Thursday yeah or like are you the worst on the dog literally that's the dog's house you're going and staying in the dogs yeah bro so then it's still this is the last part I see that and I'm just like holy like this guy is gonna get his chewed up by his own dog so we walk we're going this way they're going that way now didn't know they were on a family walk to we cross paths again oh you may round about hit the mailbox and then we keep going to come back to our house they just kept going this way and we cross that time when I tell you this man based off and we're not like I didn't deep dive in the ragdolling he was getting tossed bro yeah 30 seconds the second time we come around he literally took the rope wrapped around his arm like some like you're about to pull hair or something wrapped it around well I didn't I don't know it just came to mind maybe that speaks my character but he wrapped it around he got down on his knee and hugged this like it was a turret or something getting in a three-point stance control your dog is crazy he literally wrapped it put that arm on the back got on a knee grabbed the dog from like like right here like a seat belt and he literally was like this he was like y'all go now y'all go you know it's alright he's okay he's there I was like dude you need to get rid of that thing at that point law enforcement at that point that's when Caesar has to get involved you gotta call a Caesar it was it was the I went home and God bless I got made fun about half an hour in some own house there's a there's a point of like if you're at that point with your dog where you're getting all the way down you got it like limited his outside time or public time or that's like you're you're you're coughing up aura like you are coughing up man good points it's like there's a there was a time with Malcolm R.P. to Malcolm winds up in the sky for my dog man love you bud R.P. to Malcolm there was a time where we knew right because he I mean he absolutely tore up the neighbors dog he had a peak prime I mean he put the neighbors dog in a wheelchair and I'm not kidding it was so fun and that wasn't funny at the time but but you're like Sid from Toy Story sitting in the window looking at that little wheelchair dog now laughing at him well the thing the the owner would like bring the dog over to Malcolm like the fence and like tease Malcolm and so Malcolm got loose one day and remembered that dog he said he said we'll solve that yeah so yeah and so Malcolm put him in a wheelchair where's I going with this story oh I really and then Malcolm went to doggie jail for like two weeks I was really sad it's just a real thing what the hell is doggie jail yeah it's a real thing and what do you mean it's a real thing I need a backstory what is doggie jail so Malcolm basically he thought the other dog yeah so Malcolm was getting teased by the neighbor dog because the owner was like psychotic and was like liking when Malcolm would get rolled up through the fence Malcolm got loose one day found the dog I mean ragdoll I mean the fire department came and ambulance came no the neighbor was a he called he called law enforcement on a dog first aid yeah and so we brought about even say cops and fire department yeah and so we brought Malcolm inside he was happy he's like I did good and I was like but you know whatever I'm dripping a couple fur like a little piece of the dog's collar whatever he worked boy and so the neighbor was like if that happens you can like make a petition to get that dog put down if you bite a person or something you can make a decision to put get that dog put down yeah a hundred percent like if a dog were to come up and attack you on the street and it was like somebody's dog you can have that dog like euthanized just crazy I'm sure there's like some kind of what there's come steps to okay petition and like so it's not immediately I don't know how immediate it is but I think it's you can you if it dog like bites you and you have like like you got to go to hospital for stitches I'm pretty sure you get that dog put down like this I'm speaking of Texas I don't know about this nationally but yeah but so I was like I was like there's nothing in my mind at that time I was like I they're not gonna put my dog down yeah cuz this one he was like six like yeah you're not so they did a thing like they came like the dog FBI came it was like a shit like a snouser and a Dalmatian they came with a coat to the front door with that was no pattern like yeah the little detectives like so that's what happened they came to the door a couple days later and they're like hey the neighbor press charges on your dog we have to take him to doggie jail have a social by the way and so they cut they came and grabbed Malcolm they put him in the back of a truck like a van sort of thing and they took him to this like vet resort type of thing where he like yeah he was locked up in a kennel for like two weeks and so like and they take him through like like rehabilitation and y'all and nothing we could do it was either that or you can go get him put down was basically this thing that is absolutely insane that's insane yeah I'm not gonna tell you the full story but just let you know that neighbor didn't live there after a week oh I know or like a couple months or so yeah he got you got I think you just found a better house yeah I mean he moved he's like hey my dog I'm taking I gotta get out of here your mom was in there no but yeah he got put in doggy jail and he came back that is what is like they put him in a kennel you get a certain amount of time recreation hours like outside to play like they show you they send you pictures of them like sure you're still alive and good like it's a real thing bro you come back afterwards no cuz it's like it's like a peak I did think it like set his haunches up a little bad cuz he was like in his growth phase like running around he was in a kennel for so long and so like yeah I think it was haunches a little am I okay now hear me out I'm trying to make RP to my boy man ones up in the sky RP to mountain one boy it's up in the sky Kara one's up in the sky yes sir appreciate that we go appreciate that I'm trying to make sense of that dog do it not even doggy jail no America's a stupid place no and the more like if my dog attacks you bites you really hurts you medical bills right mm-hmm you're suing me mm-hmm you're suing me I have the money I'm a human I have the job you're not suing my dog well the thing is my dog going to check because the dog is just an extension of me not true all the way not true always cuz dogs are animals so they have their own yes there are choices to do whatever they want it doesn't can set them off and you have no control over that so they take them to these centers and it's basically like to test can we can't is this dog suitable to go back out you know I mean it is insane like it makes sense like that but what I'm like but like you know my dog recreation hours is crazy I'm saying my mind always goes to like the ultimate just macro and like for whatever reason I put it on a timeline to I like go back in time I'm like who was the first person to say this like how can you just take how can you right make a lot like think about that no one made it yeah someone literally said hey dude honestly if a dog see you up let's put in jail yeah oh you're gonna get murders go to jail let's put that in a kennel CV likes it huh see if he comes out batting again that's what I was think of how we said what a long time ago the greatest inventions like someone thought of everything yeah okay someone in their room was like dude let's make jog doggy prison yeah we're getting me in my conspiracy bag and I know last time I did that didn't go well but this episode sponsored by better help may is mental health awareness month a reminder that whatever you're going through you don't have to go through it alone you don't have to came you know life is a journey some days feel good and other feel overwhelming you know that's it's normal whatever's keeping you up at night it's easy to feel like you have to figure it all out on 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sign up to get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash ys k that's better H E L P dot com slash y s k no on to the rest of the episode I'm getting in my conspiracy back here and by the way I'll stand on that if you don't know if you don't know there's a patreon episode that came out of the conspiracy theory episode and they were talking about pizza gate and all that I firmly stand on everything I said by the way like I don't retract anything good but the I took some people this other sheep didn't agree so now it was a good time I love those but I definitely that's like the one conspiracy I got like I'm really passionate about is inventions like that's so crazy to me like how just like it's hard for me to believe that a human being came up with the idea of a staircase that's what I was like bro we need to get higher but it doesn't make sense to me I put staircases in God making the ocean like in the same thing like God made stairs like there was a world we've ever lived in where stairs and exists like he was like I'm gonna make rain shine sheep and stairs like that's what God did and I believe that because there's not a human that is that good that can just think of stairs bro but it's to me it's so but think about it for stairs someone had to think hey man I like this house let's do it again right on top of it this doesn't make sense doesn't make no God especially back then yeah land everywhere it was nothing but land but don't someone said dude let double-decker but wait double-decker bus is witchcraft first of all people double-decker buses voodoo people that go in double-decker buses like they're you're you're a you're a strange person don't you don't care about your say no you're a strange person what do you mean you're a double-decker bus might be the pinnacle of what we were talking about yeah it's a wheel it's a car it's a your apartment and it's a staircase I never get all in one object a double-decker bus is from Satan I've never I've never respected a double-decker bus I did it every time I think I just think I think a I think British and B I think Harry Potter yeah I think time I see a double-decker but aunt why I never looked at her the same as she told me she went on one I was like you're selfish like that's a weird thing to do like honestly that's honestly strange I put hiking and double-decker buses in the same thing they're most strange activities like now I'm dude I tried to get behind it when I was in Arkansas natural state there's lots of little somebody tried to give me to go to oh no we're do the first I go ahead you're telling your like hi like low like so I had a couple teammates that they're from Arkansas they're not like avid hikers they don't own whatever the hiking your whole story just crumbled if they're from Arkansas no validity no they're from Arkansas but they were like probably I've reacted but like let's go let's go try it I went one weekend and so so it went on not even a mountain yeah it's just like a big hill and I was like what are we doing like I'm hot I was like I'm hot I have a sunburn I'm I've got bit nine times now and I'm just going up to this peak yeah okay that's my question look at everything that I would pass if I went on I 40 to go to Black Well the drink it's like what are we talking about that's my question when does the hike end like what point you're like I'm done yeah because not you went to a small place where you get to the peak and you look and you stop that's the majority of not hikes do you get to a peak and you stop yeah other people just go like run-in like you it's very few people that make run-in it's it's in California it's like the popular spot in California to hike hike well like it's very few people make it all the way to the top of that yeah I mean like cuz dude the hike stops when your body it's like you when you you're making it like you're going for an hour and you're like I think I'm done yeah oh oh dude and the people that say I go on a hike for relaxation no you don't that's not relaxing wearing combat boots SPF 60 and you had to pack food you're not relaxing dog you're why I've seen militant officers with those same shoes yeah I've seen people at a beach with that same sunscreen dude you're in a forest yeah and you are getting eaten alive by bugs and you have goggles on hiking is weird bro strange activity the first time I went to LA like this one out we were first getting popular and there's this girl from a TV show that I was kind of talking to you at the time yeah so we were in West first time in West Hollywood we met up with her for some drinks right and I was like oh this that I mean you talk about I mean absolutely rock I mean this chicken was like Robbie it was like a hundred and forty dollars and when I say it literally tasted like I like I killed the me I killed the chicken but it's shit there for a week and then bit into it what was every drink on fire every drink came with an incense in it every single one every drink you can wear a beer and it came on fire no nothing felt like I was gonna make it to the next day oh my god and the whole restaurant the max maximum occupancy was like 200 there's like six tables yeah sitting on bean bags and crisscross like this is some weird is this Star Wars anyway so we were at this restaurant with this girl those only TV show it was the first time like we were getting popular and this like I was like oh I can like date like celebrities or whatever now and so I was excited right and this is my first time in California in LA West Hollywood to be exact yeah so this is very like she brings out a fireball yeah it's very all very like hippie like yeah celebrity like whatever so we're sitting there back and chill we're sitting there and I'm used to hitting on girls from like Texas and Oklahoma so like that's my that's my gauge right and I know what girls from down south like so it's like yeah we can go to hookah we can go drink we can go something fun like cool outside right and then so I was like I we're talking we took a couple shots right for some reason you were like I was like oh dude I I'm like I gotta call I show the focus nothing there I'm like so I was I still commit to it I'm like she was she was cool like we were talking we're talking about like her career her TV show and and I was liking her we're at the end of the night and I wanted this to progress but just me and her not this we're sitting in the corner hey can I get the hotel key so I was like hey you free tomorrow night and she was like I don't know about tomorrow night and I was like never gonna date during the day and so I was like okay like she was like I'm not sure though she's like what are you thinking about doing and I was like we can go to it like a lounge or something I don't really know this area but I can find something like cool for us to do and you can show me around like LA like the cool spots and she goes sexy voices I hit this I mean it feels good you'll know you'll know I know you're like you're gonna put it where I said my god he's got a lot to work with and so I was in there like yeah I don't I don't know but is that song okay she was like no she goes interesting she went a hike and I said what it she was like yeah you meet me at 9 a.m. tomorrow running I said no no I don't like onions I said no no I don't like onions I'm a french fry guy I said ma'am we go hiking you're gonna swim I screwed him from the top of the mountain to the bottom I would literally if I went on a hike mm-hmm right now I would smell like a like a a literal like donation center bro I would smell I would smell like a like a brick and mortar that accepts as they're nine to five I was literally smelly can I say banks might be the weirdest thing ever invented no the dude the more we talk I can't do this sometimes where I'm not like I'm in the comfort of my home and I need some like like I'm like dude I'm not confident like I feel like like there's something the vibes off the fans too loud like I can't get it going because there's external variables I can't beat my in a doctor's office with a dude next door and like there's a waiting room I mean it is imagine going with bank doing and I know it's like I'm not trying to make some there's like positive benefits for them but I can't imagine going to a donation bank I'm gonna say that with your specimen I'm okay for monetization I can't imagine going to a specimen bank right doing the deed and then going back to the lobby yeah signing a little paper waiting for your name to get called I can't talk to you like the lady at the front desk I can't walk past the people and remember I had that story almost did it I went to the front door but it's weird there's holes in the wall everything was strange but I can't imagine doing that if you if quite literally if you need anything from you need a signature you need payment you need a photograph if you whatever you need it has to be done before I go back in there when I'm done with that I am leaving your establishment you matter of fact you're not seeing my face again I'm literally walking out like this you're not there's no there's no oh I did that oh sit in the lobby 20 minutes sir we're gonna we're gonna run it make sure it's good what do you mean and they know my luck dude my luck I would sit back in the waiting room and they before they call me back up a new you go mr. Harden we need more nothing like a you go I gave y'all I got I'm on E I was like I need a Jello and some gay right got any Harvey Specter highlights I could watch you USB C charger yeah I heard they have iPads in there with like preloaded movies no no oh dude dude the world's crumbling no dude no no you gotta get it that's that is not what do you think happens in there you just go off memory no but like in Hollywood it's always a magazine or something they got 2026 bro iPads with pre downloaded corn came you you're out of your mind we're people apply to work there people apply to work they could do I'd love to have that job you three third doctors and nurses they're not just regular people camp oh dude I don't know yeah it's 2026 what do you think they think I look just regular I'm like okay this is gonna be a hot take this is a little weird we can cut it when you want but I gotta start up have you ever seen like an OG magazine yes OG playboy magazine me and my grandma when she was dying of cancer she we were looking through one together I remember you said that yes bro I mean that's the way to work I feel apart they are that's a perfect word yeah they are interesting like I always like us growing up couldn't get to it no now I agree but I'm saying us growing up you know it's different what not and like we had we were no we've never been alive without technology like stuff like that but I'm saying for back in the day I could see that being a commodity Horton levels must have been through the roof that was just easy getting it done oh my god oh specimen banks probably over full we can't take any more today we've reached we reached the monthly quota this weekend if you had a magazine waiting for free back then all you had to do is go donate shout to the people that don't a man I mean honestly honestly just people that don't you know I actually okay now this is oh my god this goes perfectly what I was gonna say hmm this is a how naive I am I did not know I did not know if you have to as a as a couple or as a woman if you have to take the route of a donor or a surrogate or something like that I bless you all yeah oh no perfectly nothing wrong with it fantastic hope everything goes great I did not know that you like had say so when I was younger say so what of like the the specimen that you would want to like create with or put yeah yeah they show you like they show you like player stats yeah I thought it was yeah no no no it's good it's good that's good that is roulette yeah it's good that what it's good to get to pick like you want to make sure it's like you know no but like why did I ever think that as I literally thought you went in there and it was kind of like a mystery there's a time you also thought you're going to the NBA I mean it's no okay speaking of the naive I was in a group text with my name but the group text with two two friends and one of them just texted hey got off work do you want to play the game later like two hours went by this is this past weekend no one me or and the other guy did not respond he text back again hey y'all there no responded so another hour goes by and he sends hey do you think a ceiling fan can hold 200 pounds okay so yes a joke at that we don't have to go any further than that okay this is a good joke no not a good joke but like he's getting to the point like y'all no one's fine yeah payton I sent a four part text mm-hmm breaking down the strength and stability of ceiling fans that's how green I am and I I literally I literally said 200 pounds bro well depending on where you get it I got mine from lows and I kind of cheaped out of them the 79 90 I sent a picture of the fan I got yeah dude I'm saying the things that used to make you greater your biggest downfall like it's like you are happening though why is that you just got to get out you got to do you're just is that hit yeah you're confined to your for were you ever seen like a guy that went to jail and like he was like say he's like you right just a normal guy goes like just like 15 years comes out Muslim and believes in like you know I mean like which is nothing wrong with that but you're just different than what you came in as and that's you you know what I mean which there's nothing wrong with that I'm just saying but that is a thing that happened sometime there you'll know so you're just different not wrong you're just different yeah well in your case you got worse yeah that you've lost a lot of greatness that you once had that and that but that's not that's not fun to hear dude like there's a time I used to like be like I can't wait for you to meet cam like dude cams like you don't want people to meet me anymore I do but I'm saying the way I talk about you's different that's for your part it's true you're gonna lie on you I'm like oh like no there's a time come on somebody back me up there's a time to back up you don't feel like it there's a time I like whenever I'll be like the plane like you can't wait to be cam like he's dude he's like you which you're still great but you had some different attributes about you but those attributes are just different now be like he's gonna get a little confused he's gonna he's gonna start yawning real early don't you know you don't make these offensive jokes because he's got kids he'll get real serious offensive jokes if anything cute goes by he'll be like oh my god yeah that's just father different but I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't you're so great I didn't lose them I I traded them this episode of the you should know podcast is brought to you by booking calm cam I've got to say some if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business this is the place to be booking calm is one of the most downloaded did you know this sure is booking calm is one of the most downloaded travel apps guess where where the whole entire world and for a good reason bro since 2010 you're 12 I was 11 they've helped over 1.8 billion vacation rental guests find 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story I have and it's gonna be really quick about Miami I had the worst flight leaving formula one this last weekend oh my goodness dude you American Airlines bro the worst airline ever really yes so on the last day of F1 it was on Sunday was the main race and I it got pushed back due to weather right because there's supposed to be a big storm in Miami I knew when I saw that because I was supposed to fly out after the race I knew when I saw that the American Airlines they delay if the sun's too bright yeah so I knew there's gonna be the delay luckily God has blessed me in a position where I bought a backup plane ticket mm to a different airline mm so I bought so lo and behold the American Airlines flight got moved four hours ahead oh my god I was ahead like behind oh like whatever back yeah four hours back so I can't do that cuz I'll get home at like 3 a.m. I'm not doing that I got this new ticket to a certain airline I'm not gonna say the name of it oh oh miss I never heard of this airline really oh I knew it was a thing but I've never been on it I didn't know anything about it so I got this new plane ticket I got this I got this new plane ticket I went to Miami Airport mm now I asked the Uber driver to drive me off at this specific gate because there's different gates you get dropped off yeah he goes yeah fine I got you he drops me off at his gate was no branding on it I was like oh dude no you got a black market ticket I was like what the you bought you bought your ticket with cryptocurrency I walk in and I can't see the desk with the name on it I'm seeing like American I'm seeing Delta I'm see it I'm seeing like what's the spirit gets scraped down and then so I see a like the Emirates Airlines like this like all the all the emirates yeah and I can't see this name I asked this guy who's wearing a vest so you work I say bro can you point me to where this airline is he goes yep just walk down that hallway you'll see it you'll run right into it I'm walking for 10 minutes I don't see this airline you're not running into it I'm not running into this I'm like there's no way I should be walking this long I see this lovely throwing bags at this airline I've never like it wasn't in English I've never heard of this you're employed yeah so I said hey can you point me to where this airline is she goes turns back and ask another guy we have this airline here no we don't have that airline here I go so three people lied to me so what am I doing here and I go where is this where does this place fly out of and they go I'm in Miami I go holy shit I go they go but we have a train that could take you from Miami to Fort Lauderdale I said how long is I gonna take she goes I don't know I go it's set times isn't it she goes so I was like alright whatever I get up I got a good word play I get a Uber 45 minutes I was gonna say that's not terribly far not terrible and I was there pretty early they go that's that Orlando I'm like yeah 45 minutes to Fort Lauderdale I go to Fort Lauderdale it's a big trap house like Fort Lauderdale report is like it's literally trap house I was like holy smells like black and milds in here and there's like there's no functioning like bulbs I like holy this is bad get the Fort Lauderdale Airport I go through the TSA walking through the ambience the background just first of all that TSA was asking me to do things I've never done wait wait like what they tuck in your draw strings why oh they've found some creative in that airport tuck them in normally take them out so you can see them they said no tuck them in so what why and they go they go take off your hat I took off my hat they unbuckled this part they took the buckle out and I said who though it did oh saw my thumb here like why am I doing it for a lot of yeah and so whatever I get to the airport I'm going to my terminal again I've never heard of this airline as you know Spirit just got canceled there's no more Spirit flights as of like the day before cut off so I'm going to this gate and I see the name of this airline but it looks like it's like a sticker over like where something else used to be somebody walks past the wall too hard where the sticker falls in its spirit airlines under the sticker they just stuck up and you've got you got a JV ticket you know it's like money like spirit airlines is still around but it's just money lawn oh my god oh my god and I declared the bankruptcy for the seventh time yeah took their losses on the chin but they went under a different so I go into the plane right now I'm not trying to sound elitist I'm not okay I'm really not I'm not I'm not but but I sat down next to a peasant no no no no no I sat next to a he was actually a deaf guy he was really cool we like we're doing things with you I don't know that we're communicating about you not you you Pokemon oh that's he was like typing to be on his phone really cool but before he got there I get to my seat right there's no first class which is fine yeah spirit undercover which is fine already debunked that but I bought a I bought row 2a so in my head I was like I'm gonna get first class and I got there I was oddly confused there's three seats and they were tight so I'm on the aisle row there's a middle seat that's empty that eventually got covered by the deaf guy but so there's empty you're in the front of the plane there's still three people yes I never see like this never seen some like this and the front wall had a peephole for the flight of care like she was going like this to check they didn't come down the road with the cart she opened up the window it was like looking to see everybody's alive through yeah oh no you know she's set like a tablet out that showed like snacks with prices under like we're at a concession stand but hey this isn't softball we're in the sky but so I'm sitting there you bought that XRP I'm sitting there this guy comes in and he has a the biggest backpack I've ever seen I'm like I don't like that on a plane I don't first saw that man that's way too big that has to be checked duffel bag on his back he goes hey I'm right here and I go oh my god so I stand up he goes to the window see we have a seat between us now I've never seen this before I've never fucking seen this before this guy with like you would have thought he was in tactical training to open up that backpack as quickly as he could he goes to backpack down and that speed of light like unbuckling I thought he was like like making a backpack oh you know how like in the Marines they have to like untap the gun put the gun back everything and yeah that's what he was doing but then he takes out like this big folded thing he unfolds it and stands up and I go what is he doing he throws this thing at the seat and it pops open and it's an inflatable seat cover I go what the fuck are you doing I'm looking at him like I jump I'm like what the then he puts on sunglasses that are like the men in black skinny sunglasses and I'm not done he then puts on fingerless gloves no I'm not I can't I swear to God I'm not joking he puts on fingerless gloves that have like skeleton bones coming out of them and he's like this and just sitting there at his seat I go what is going on I'm so scared I'm just peeking at him right like that he's first like six inches off the seat because he's on the inflatable seat so I'm looking at him yeah there's no way when he goes to the bench yes that will boost her I know there's no way that that's loud dude but the flight didn't couldn't see because you know I see through the way so then people are starting to follow on the plane a guy sits in front of me this guy pulls out something out of his backpack to it's basically inflatable thing and it's a seat back thing to support his back but he had to go behind the seat and buckle it to where his that's in front of me where my tray table is now I see that I'm like okay this dude's inconsiderate right because now I can't open up my tray table oh you're ten times better man than me but I didn't say anything because I'm not confrontational and I really I just want to go home right I don't care I'm not gonna use this I'm gonna I'm gonna just try to fall asleep he's buckling the guy with the fingers fingerless gloves and tray table goes hey man take that down I go holy he goes you can't do that he goes my man can use his tray table and I go I'm not your man first and I think you are the last person to say anything about accessories you have gloves and mending black shades on for a flight let alone your pool noodle inflatable and so the guy in front of me turns to me and like starts to slowly unbuckling it literally looks like he's about to cry and I was like bro I really don't care but he's like I'm so sorry and I go I'm done with this so I go people are still loading on the plane right I'm like I'm gonna go to sleep I'm tired I've taken my concoction so I'm going like this my 2200 milligrams so I'm going to sleep right and I I'm starting to get a good snooze right but it's one of those snoozes where you can still are kind of aware because you're in public as I'm sleeping for like five minutes people are walking past me I hear the most angelic voice of all time somebody is singing coming down the the aisle hot take don't care the sound good that's got to be obnoxious so it's but it's like a lullaby but it's a beautiful song and I was like either I fell asleep when this plane is in there and I died and this is what it's like going to heaven or somebody is the most beautiful singer of all time I open my eyes still alive I look Jacquees is walking right by me singing to his son getting on the plane yet actual Jacquees I literally was like what the f*** the most angelic voice I mean I'm talking oh I mean it was beautiful and he is sexy in person that it's it oh yeah like great teeth the biggest chains on so many diamonds and he had a ten great father cuz I mean he was put me to sleep that kid was not I mean he was strolling his kid along slinging to him he was like it's like it's a bit he's spying it's like just doing riffs yeah and so after that I was like man I will never fly this airline again I'm not gonna say the airline oh we don't even get the airline and not tell y'all off camera oh my god I gotta hear that yeah don't avoid them yeah it was I mean surreal experience did you speak to Jacquees? No I was with this kid and I don't I don't undo that it's late at night you're flying with a child it was late it was I don't want to do that bro first off shout out to him great father a one dad sound like dude she needs to go to sleep pops imagine Jacquees saying you're low by I was falling asleep I almost fell back asleep after I saw that I was like oh my god yeah it was great put you to trans that is dude I'm convinced at this point as your friend I'm convinced you've done something in an airport that is incredibly frowned upon or possibly legal and you just haven't told us which is fine you don't need to disclose it but there's no there's no way yeah there's no way you you get a first-class ticket that's not first class yeah then you sit next to pool inflatable glove minibike glasses I'm gonna scream at you when it doesn't involve me guy there's no way you do that unless you did something up yeah no I didn't but it was a crazy flight experience and I won't be flying that airline 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know what this is is I don't know why candy is involved I don't I think that's just the cover to be honest yeah so we're gonna play the trauma candy game basically what you do is you have a candy before you announce it or before you like present it you have to say a trauma in your life and the ones on tiktok it it's it's literally to the point where you're like you probably should have kept that in or you should go to law enforcement yeah it is some I mean some criminating we're not giving you criminating no I'm not no I'm not giving you criminating but we can give you some trauma one of mine I've said on the podcast before okay but it's still traumatizing and like genuinely like I when I talked about on the podcast he ha ha imagine going through that as a kid I'll talk about whatever okay all right I'll go first okay go you got it yes sir yes sir I'm ready my first candy is big red what the how are you already messing up what do you mean big red it's a literally gum that's not candy no big red this is like a like a spoof gum it's like a it's a I don't care what weird little if you put in front of it's gum it's not kids a gum as a kid you didn't get big red as a treat I got big red as gum it was gum it's always been gum it's not candy no there's difference between gum and like candy gum this is candy only reason you're saying that's candy gum is because it's hot cinnamon it's a gum you chew it you don't swallow you don't eat it and you spit it it's a gun I open this pack up in the whole room illuminated with the odor no it's made smells good that's a candy bro that's like a that's a kid something smells good it's candy now it's not kids gum bro this has like two grams of sugar it's not candy how do you mess up on the first no as a kid that's my mom gave me this is can't but mommy I want candy she's a big red out of her purse and it would always be loose that's cuz she just knew that you'd go with it when asked questions no that is a guy if I pulled out cobalt 5 what I can I say that's candy it's gum fuck with that winter greens no no that's a different orbit no those spear mitts spear mitts gum because that's made for breath freshening dude you're going off of Flavio your go your flavor yes you're gonna if you're this is candy gum it's there's a patch watermelon which fantastic and there's butterscot's grandma candy flavor might not hit the same that's can't you're saying the gum with the gooey middle is not candy do you I don't think anything you don't swallow like a name a candy you don't swallow who doesn't swallow gum if you're swallowing gum dude if you're first off you think big reds of candy you're swallowing gum dude you you've covered the trauma already you're up like I don't know what else to say we're like the game's over congrats like that was fun that was really good you swallow gum you think big reds candy what I did oh my god big I'm not no close our eyes name for candies immediately that you would buy at a store candy um sour patch kids nickers twix nickers no gummy bears you know candy that's enough what do all Snickers is a chocolate bar not a candy candy is like candy like candy taste candy candy store candy is split into candy and gummies and candy gummy that's gum not gummy gummy means soft if you don't first off if you don't swallow it it's it cannot it cannot you can so I saw a gum I saw a gum more than I spit it out my point doesn't even wait cuz you're your Martian you're not from here I always thought of like it's swallowing gum is like the same folk tales like swallowing a watermelon seed like it's not actually bad for you I'm not saying it's not but that's where I grew up and I still do that because I don't want to litter you put in the trash can sometimes trash paper plate you put in the trash can you would have thrown your backyard when I'm driving there's no trash cans in my car so you chew the gum so you get to the destination oh no I want to drink my drink I mean we like we actually said hey dude let's do this candy trumps out in your broad gum well maybe that's my first drama my mom gave me big red yeah you trigger trees and I didn't get any cobalt mint no Wrigley's oh mama they give me five this year what the heck the only thing that is remotely acceptable the only gum that can even possibly make sense is the double bubble and that's because they sell that in like the assorted candy mixes because that is the same thing as hubble bubble that's Wrigley's big red like that's the only got my that's so far no that's not that I'd love a piece but that smell is incredible there you go you had this growing up he said oh no I thought it was one of scenes we're gonna get together wasn't you dude you grew up step on our people that's that's the first trauma your mom said here's some candy she gave you gum I can't be my first you go ahead yeah okay I brought goober's I brought good never heard of a goober what's a goober my god it's fat you never heard it's milk it's a it's like a it's just a chocolate covered peanut so peanuts are candy but gums not the chocolate over the peanut makes it a candy it's gum if I put cinnamon on a cucumber it's not candy it's cinnamon cucumber so cucumbers and peanuts are basically in the same category though healthy snacks that's a snack but go ahead with your snack candy what's your trauma when I was a child I was at my friend's house and I was eating chicken nuggets with a fork his dog bit me in the leg and I went to look at the dog went for my tooth my two front teeth I separated them so for three years after that I ate chicken nuggets with a spoon and everyone ridiculed me for it even in the lunchroom I use this sport and I scooped him like it was soup for chicken nuggets that's my first that's my traumatic that is gross terrifying I got a dog bite and I own grill up off of chicken nuggets okay my second candy I brought the weather's originals I mean like you're a grandmother weather's origin that's candy I'll give you that yeah are you 70 you're 27 weather's originals are top-tier caramel treats where's like Skittles like nerds gummy clusters sugar I don't think you understand if someone literally walked onto that couch and they saw a pack of big red and they saw weather's originals they say oops I think your grandma's purse spilled when she was here that's you're not 27 year old man candy this is I mean go trauma okay I'm getting heated my kid he's a weather's original and my also my trauma also has to do with the dog so my grandma she had a shitsu dog and it was my first time interacting with animals and I remember watching cartoons and they said that cats would always land on their feet so I was wondering if a dog would always land on its feet and by the way I was a really young kid yeah and so I would like toss him up a little bit and one time I tossed him up too much and he did land on his feet but broke his leg and it was and then I left because my dad picked me up and we got a call from my grandma that the dog had a broken leg just in the middle of the living room and as a first time I heard her cry and I brought weather's originals it's my trauma I think I'm starting to sweat no no I'm absolutely dripping I'm beating it so it's the craziest part about you you just said what I did the exact same thing to my sister's to wall his name was Braxton I didn't even do it off of a scientist television they guys wait and I'll just drop him it's like a good thing like you don't understand how the body works don't do them so sorry so I'm gonna joey by the way yeah he ended up having luck setting but tell us bad back porch on the guy cuz I just I mean it was probably 20 drops consecutively and I just kept doing it he tried to run away I pick him up I thought it was a game I'm playing cat and mouse okay Haribo gummy bears that's Haram that is not this is candy that now says how is gummy bears candy but gum is not it's just a more chewy version of gum you are supposed to swallow this the flavors are pineapple lemon raspberry orange strawberry you're supposed to ingest these they're made to eat sweet treat candy you bite on the candy aisle you can buy gum on the candy I know they do that for convenience I knew you're gonna say that anyway I brought the Haribo gummy bears or gold bears I thought those are always called has boroughs I did I used to think that to has bars the games though the cards all right I brought the gold bears my trauma is when I was young and growing up my dad would always say you're not allowed to get up to clean your plate it's really bad if you waste food oh this is a real one you so then I got a real conversation like a really heated one one night and he said do not waste your food so that that November at Thanksgiving I finished every single one of my family members plates when they were done with it and they would try to put in the trash in and then we left for Black Friday shopping and I threw up in the Walmart because I was absolutely filled with stuffing and rolls and green bean casserole a lot of ham the nasty parts on the ham too I was eating gristle because I thought it was bad I was bad to wait in like a pig oh yeah my hair and set it down I was like we can't waste the food we can't waste the food and I blew chunks inside of a Walmart my mom was so embarrassed went Black Friday shopping threw up all the water and I think that still affects you a little bit I think I'm finally weaning off of it I've been living with oh no I'm gonna you get you're done whenever you want boy yeah that's my sorry I brought the Hasbro gold bears watermelon hard chew candies now you're taught I mean yeah now you're talking but you're 80 years old that is a purse oh that's a you can't tell me these aren't top tier those are no though that's an elite in the candy for Gladys that's an elite candy for a for a deacon and a church like that church you you're on wooden pews that's what I'm telling you you're not like you're not in 2026 like I'm almost convinced you didn't buy those in like a Walmart like you can't buy those at Walmart you have old people candy think think about it you brought three things out you no one even gets on Halloween like no one gets those on Halloween I would love this on Halloween be great but you're knocking on 40 year old's doors you're not not get the nursing home candy it's yes it's an elite candy yes thank you dog if you took you out of the mix and just looked at that couch when there's originals the OG strawberries and big red that is somebody's uncle that is an uncle Calvin right there the candies I grew up on cuz I guess I wasn't allowed to have candy but I didn't know and that's just what they would give me is gum caramel and water well I grew up in the church yeah I do that is true because whenever I was I mean that's a trauma too I wasn't allowed to have gum in the church because I was eating candy in the church so I was chewing gum one time in the church which cause who candy would make me focus and my mom took the gum candy out of my mouth to put it on my forehead and I was meeting people you know it's like a ash Wednesday how they do that but it might was just a big red on there but that's not what I was gonna say for my trauma I just add that's bonus trauma bonus trauma thanks for the sidebar but my so I brought the the watermelon hard candy elite I talked about this before but my trauma is when I moved into an apartment complex with my family the family above me directly above me they were there's a first time in America yeah and I remember going looking we had a balcony on our part at our apartment right and I remember looking out there and there was just like a big puddle of red in the middle of our balcony and we looked up and there was just like red dropping from the balcony above us come to find out they were severing a like a some sort of goat on the balcony directly above us they didn't understand that I was not okay I looked up there and there was just like a like a like a goat or something like that and they stayed sliced it open and it was just dripping blood onto our balcony I was a young boy and I think a little bit hit me in the forehead they got evicted after that but but as you can see whenever I would I got my own apartment you never saw me not on the top floor I was always scared of apartments above me after that so that's and you brought the strawberry I brought the strawberry candy go sacrifice I don't know they were cooking I think you don't know what I don't know what they do there that was a Bethlehem special no I mean they were ready for any plague coming yeah whoo God bless them now all right my final candy I now I brought the mini sneakers but I did get a little hungry on the car looks awfully open so they uh yeah it came with five were down to two they're quite small help but yeah here you go pretty good for your calories to it's only 80 so 80 and this one thing 80 it is worth it dude it's a snickers oh at least they say snickers snickers all right trauma so it's crazy enough because my house to do with church too oh god okay so I brought the Snickers careful when I was young I was at a church I went to a friend's church actually and they it was a fantastic sermon I was very moved and they said like if you've never accepted Christ in your life like you know raise your hand whatever and then so I did that it was beautiful is a great moment and then they took me out outside the church to the front of the back to the side and decide for being honest and partial to the side and there's like maybe a group of ten people that all raise their hands up they said we're doing flash baptisms right now and and I was you know I'm on the spot baptism and on the spot baptism a I don't have a change of clothes be I don't know how to swim yet I was pretty young and I was absolutely I mean if I'm being honest I was terrified of water like I could not be in a pool without holding on to the real and you hold your nose yeah I hold my nose I wore I wore an under armor compression in the pool and I held on to the side rails so they said we're doing flash baptisms and I said yeah I'm not ready for God yet because I was afraid of the water I said you know I can't do this I'm gonna go back inside now they said no it's okay no I can't get in the water I said I'll accept another day and I went back inside and sat in the pew then I started crying because I was just unbelievable I didn't have my compression shirt didn't get baptized I said the Lord but I said I'm not ready because just gonna afraid of water and I brought the snickers it's not your fault it's not your fault you should it should be a schedule thing I mean you can't I mean I mean maybe a kiddie pool I would have said yes let me know before I stand up dude and when you see that when you see that from the pews I mean that thing looks like it's a it's a deep well feet it looks like you're jumping straight into the deep is terrifying I'm not mad at you that's not a bad I said no but you didn't do anything it was trying my field best believe I learned how to swim that summer yes or no do you want some I would love a weather honestly there dude weather is whatever it's just no they're weather or whether yeah so I I'm not gonna lie K Rob saw me bring this in and I've never seen him so excited you love a good weather's they are they are fantastic in this am I am I dragging it though or did he literally bring straight old people I gotta talk to my mom about I'm not a you know I'm not a candy guy and yeah you're this is like but this is my candy but that's like I feel like if a alien touchdown like even a literal extra trash will touch down and you're like hey go get a candy he'd like what's candy and then if you showed him big red and you showed him sour patch but that one and he'd get the sour patch every time that's why we look the way we look right now I grew up on gum you grew up on I grew up on leftover trash can ham yeah 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