433: Spanish folklore: Doña of the Dead

This week on Myths and Legends, it's a story from early modern Spain, where we'll see how singing can be hazardous to your health and that if you're having a hard time making big life decisions, you might just need to get attacked by bandits. Or pirates. The creature this time is the sheep Squatch of West Virginia. And it is exactly what it sounds like. This is Myths and Legends, episode 433, Donia of the Dead. This is a podcast where we tell stories from mythology and folklore. Some are incredibly popular tales you might think you know, but with surprising origins. Others are stories that might be new to you, but are definitely worth listening. Today's story comes to us from Spain, and likely the 1600s. It's a story set in a time obsessed with honor and standing in society. Spain was an empire in decline at this point, and the Western Mediterranean was beset with pirates. We'll jump into the story in Valencia, Spain, with a prestigious family and a young woman with a very old problem. So your mother and I have been thinking, you're like 16. It's time for you to marry. And we know just the man. Donia's father clasped his hands together with a smile. Donia had been waiting for this conversation. Her whole life, there had only been one. One boy she had been able to stand, one man she loved. She and her parents spoke at the same time. Donia's mother and father looked at each other. Oh, okay. This was exactly what they had been afraid of. Uh, yeah, okay, you know what? They touched their shoulders. This was on them. There was a classic situation of a girl falling in love with the boy she knew really well and who reciprocated her love and respect. They let them play together as kids, and even though Don Pedro's family was a noble one, he wasn't as, well, rich is the wrong word to say, but an accurate one to think, and also to use as a basis for rejecting him to marry their little girl. I'll never love anyone but him. Donia said. You don't know that, honey. You're still young. Yes, you think you love that attractive young man who would do anything for you. But who knows the rich, well connected noble guy in his 60s who's looking for his third wife might spark even deeper feelings. The dad grimaced. Donia fumed and left the room before she made it even worse. Okay, good, good talk. We'll table this. Put a pin in this marriage business, but they were glad they could all agree that whatever rich, well connected noble she wedded, it wouldn't be Don Pedro because he wasn't rich or well connected. The father called out after her. The mother rolled her eyes when she heard the door slam. That went great. Just fantastic job. Donia didn't leave her room the rest of the day, skipping dinner and waiting until the sunset. Every night, Pedro came to her window after her parents were asleep, and he would sing for her. It started a few months back. One night, her childhood friend just started singing, putting words to what had gone unspoken for so long. Alongside the spring chirping of the birds on that cool night, he confessed everything he felt. And as she laid in bed, her heart quickening, she knew she felt the same way. She had come to the window as he waited there, looking up as if his whole life, his whole being, hinged on how she responded. She stood, the curtain veiling her bed clothes, and she smiled. What happened that night remained unspoken for a few weeks. Pedro seemed nervous. She was, too. What was once easy and thoughtless was now laden with expectations, anxiety, and the inexplicable worry that one of them would say or do the wrong thing, and this fragile new reality would crack like an egg, before it had a chance to hatch into the love they both yearned for. That disappeared when they kissed for the first time. They stole what time they could in the hedges and in the rooms where her governess or maids or her family's chamberlain weren't around, but soon, everything changed. The notion of inevitability gave way to carelessness. Dungit didn't know whether it was a thoughtless mention or an enterprising maid, but soon, what was merely whispered between bemused staff was spoken aloud to her parents. They didn't know about the visits, about how the two young people had plans, and that they would be together even if it was forbidden. His voice drifted softly on the night air that night, and she smiled. She knew that, no matter what, they had each other. Dunga rose toward the end of the song, and her bare feet found the path over to the window. Even just seeing his face would set everything right. Drawing the curtain back, her heart was at ease when he warmed at the recognition of her eyes, sparkling there in the moonlight. Donya, my love, Pedro called out in a whisper. Then he grew serious. Donya? Up at the window, Donya saw something that Pedro didn't. Two figures cloaked with masks drawn up to their eyes, materialized behind him. Pedro, she yelled, but it was too late. One man's hand found Pedro's mouth. A dagger flashed in the moonlight. Droplets scattered on the ground before the torrent, as the man plunged the knife again and again into Pedro's stomach. Donya screamed as Pedro dropped, the brigand leaving the knife in the heart. They went through his coat, as Donya spun. By the time she made it downstairs and across the garden, the cloaks had long since melded back into the shadows. In Pedro lay alone, his breathing relaxed at the sight of her face. Donya's tears mingled with the blood on the edges of his mouth, as it curled into its final smile. The manhunt was underway, Donya's father tried to tell her, to comfort her. To her eyes, though, he could hardly hide his elation, that the problem of the previous day had been dispatched in the night by what seemed to be two common thieves. Manhunt was a strong word. It was obligatory that the governor would demand justice for this family of lesser nobility, but Pedro's remaining relation, an elderly uncle, didn't have the power or sway necessary to compel any posse to confront the two armed assailants, or the cash on hand to reward them if they did. Pedro's line was over, and his house would be devoured by one of the others, a sad tale underlining the necessity of knowing your place in this world. Donya was inconsolable for one hour. Her parents had found her in the garden and raised the alarm, sending word of the murder to the authorities. Afterward, Donya told her parents she would go to her room, and they agreed that that was best. She did go to her room, but not straight there. She went to the cellar, to her father's old chests, from his soldier days. Well, his officer days. Men of his station weren't in the press of fighters, dodging lances poking through shields or bullets raining from a smoky hilltop. Instead, he sat on a horse and yelled orders to the men who yelled orders to the man on the ground. The sword, as such, was pristine. The only mark on his cloaks and accoutrements were moths and rust. Finding his blunderbuss, she scraped together enough rounds that, should she get in a fight, ammunition wouldn't make the difference. Grabbing a cap from the closet, she made her way back to her room. The servants were at the windows downstairs on the other side of the house. The servants were at the windows, gawking at the beautiful dead boy out on the lawn. So it had been easy enough to get back without anyone seeing. There was a knock on her door about an hour later. Donya said that she wanted to be alone. Her father understood. He was sorry. He knew she loved that boy and this was terrible. The father said he hadn't hidden his disdain for the young man's lack of position, but no one would ever want something like this. Giving a short and solemn, okay, Donya listened as her father stood there for a few moments longer, before walking away. The day passed and the bells eventually called the servants to prepare for dinner. It was thanks to that call that they missed Donya's hair, fluttering down and finding the bushes below. Standing in front of her mirror and her father's cloak, cap, trousers and shirt, she didn't even recognize herself. The dark and their shrouds had shrouded the murderers. But if they were careful and the fact that they had watched Don Pedro, knowing that he came to this house in the night, told her that they were, the murderers would not try the port. A boat was a prison if they were recognized. No, the mountain pass was the only way out. They would wait in the town until dark and then they would leave with Donya close behind. When Donya stole out the back door that night, after her parents had retired early on account of having almost been up 24 hours, she didn't look back at her room or even her home, but to the grass that was still flecked with Don Pedro's blood. The grass was a dot on a line of infinite numbers. It drank the blood of countless young men who had come before and who would follow after. To the world, Don Pedro was nothing special. He would be forgotten, but not for Donya. No matter what, she would not forget. To the world he had been nothing, but to her, everything. The mountain pass beckoned from the road before her. Even though Donya Joseph Aramires didn't think of her parents as necessarily shrewd, the need to be crafty was like hunger. They were both things her parents had not experienced in a long time. They weren't fools. Beyond the docks, there was one way out of town and she would need to make it to the city mercy before she could walk openly. The logic that took her south would draw her parents as well. Like a mouse, she stayed away from the thoroughfares of the past, creeping along the plants, traveling at night and freezing when she heard footsteps or shouts. Wide planes beyond the foothills, dotted with the gatherings of plants, signaled a mixture of relief and danger. There was no place to hide and the scattered farms would notice someone sleeping in a bush or patting through the fields at night. The city of Mercia, sitting on the horizon, Donya heard hooves behind her and she had to quell her instinct. Cavaliers don't flee. A nod from her father's chamberlain to the young man walking the road between, presumably, adventures or lovers or both, let Donya know that she was safe in this lie. Mercia was grand and lively and for days she walked the streets, lodging in an inn that was nice but not too nice. And avoiding any places that might draw her father, uncles, or any other person who would know her before they saw her face. Besides, men like the ones she was hunting wouldn't be in the house of the mayor or any of the nobles. So, Donya sat, night after night, playing cards and listening. Always listening. Yes, they are gone, I am sure of it. And some hours ago, it was not likely that they should remain in the country. No doubt it is as you say, a voice half whispered from the next table over. One night, nearly a week after she walked into town, Donya threw down the cards, selling her exit with a pile of coins, on a hand full of nothing, and excused herself. Excuse me, Donya took a seat without waiting for the men to invite her, and sat down her bet. I think you were speaking of some friends of mine from Seville. I am of Seville and of Valencia, the man I don't know, and stepped into the trap. And they are not friends, he chuckled, and the table with him. Oh, I have some relations among the noble families of Valencia, and well, if you're not friends or anything like them, the men were probably laughing with ease of how their doleful story loosed your purse strings, Donya smirked. The man straightened in his seat, as his hands stopped mid-deal. They extracted nothing, but there was no deception. I have never seen men more saturated in fear and shame, and these were not men used to shame. These were two gentlemen of blood, blood as blue as any in Spain, he fumed, and resumed throwing out the next card. They were two, steeped in fear, from her hometown, Donya dared to hope. They told you this, she challenged. It was no less than Don Leonardo and Don Gaspar Contreras, the man hissed, adding that his name might not be known, but theirs were, and their faces were known from here to the coast. Heart pounding in her ears, Donya knew that she had names, two rich young nobles, she needed more. Picking up her cards and then setting them down, she crossed her arms and sat back, legitimately searching her memory. She nodded and asked what nobles were doing begging in Murcia when they had a palatial on the hill overlooking the bay. The dealer, with the two men on either side, said that this cavalier had fine knowledge of the world. Such words did not usually come from lips on which hair had not yet grown, such as the burden of knowledge it seems. Donya picked up her cards and gestured to the man's head, shining, apart from the few wispy scraps of hair that remained. All of the table broke out into laughter, and they got on with their game. Over the next hour, Donya dug for information using a nonchalant mention that she had a cousin married to a Contreras, and whatever affected the honor of that house affected her own. A probably correct assertion, since both of her parents' families were so enmeshed with the local nobility as to nearly lose themselves to it. Certainly enough to lose their daughter. And it seemed the man she loved. Donya Josefa Ramirez nearly responded when she heard her own name, but the recognition was tempered by unease. The passion with which the men said it, speaking of her, the great beauty of the time as if she was a goddess who descended for their admiration or pleasure filled her with loathing. It was in that moment, though, that she knew why Don Pedro had died. The men at the table only confirmed it. In the two young nobles' own words, Don Leonardo and Don Gaspar Contreras have been traveling from giving gold to sad orphaned children to giving more money for sadder, more orphaned children. When they saw Don Pedro, noble in name, if not in holdings, singing up to Donya, the great beauty, someone so beneath her that even the sight of it was insulting. They called out a challenge, he foolishly answered, and he died. But as he did so, he cried out murder, plunging a dagger into his own chest and waking the countryside. Now the men were working their horses to a lather, riding for the coast. Donya dropped her glove and made a point of going to look for it. While the old men bickered over whether a coin was sitting close enough to be added to the pile and understood as a bet or not, she was her love that had killed him. Donya steeled herself. I know my cousin's family, Donya said. Surprised by how steady her voice was, did they honestly believe what that man said? They didn't. Everyone, it seemed, knew about Donya and Pedro. The sight of her living her life raised the hackles of the young nobles, who were insistent that if Donya didn't go to some old man on the coast, she would go to one of them. When they saw her smiling at this nobody, this nothing, Don Pedro, they couldn't take it. If a duel took place, it wasn't a fair one. And now it looked like when they fled Valencia, they took Donya with them. Because she disappeared that same day. Donya lingered to order enough drinks for the table and lose enough that people were sad to see the person they thought to be a young man leave, with Donya laughing that she would be back tomorrow if she could afford it. Shaking with fury, she wanted to collapse in an alley and weep, to sink into a hole and be alone with the pain she knew couldn't possibly abate. She might have time someday to do that, but for now, she had to buy a horse and ride for the coast. 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Talking about the banquet Don Juan Mancilla was putting on for two men from Valencia, who were on the run for a duel gone wrong or something. Sitting back, Dounia could hardly believe her luck. That was a freebie, seriously. Don Juan Mancilla's mansion stood overlooking the city. So it was not difficult to find. Entry was impossible. But it didn't matter. Getting into the party was not the objective. She was only interested in what was coming out of it. Before she left her home, Dounia went to Pedro's body, wrapped downstairs. Her love didn't even have someone standing watch. Having no time, she sliced a bit of hair from his head, and it remained with her. Now, here in a poplar grove that stretched up to the manor, Dounia sat with it, almost in prayer, as if it was a holy relic. In many ways, it was a relic of the life she had lost. When the two men, Doun's Gaspar Contreras and Leonardo, emerged, laughing on the path down to the docks, she stood in front of them. Doun Leonardo and you, Doun Gaspar Contreras, she called out a hood and cloak on a path in front of them. Do you know who I am? Gaspar Contreras shoulder checked her. But Doun Leonardo was more polite. Another time, friend, we are pressed and have to join our ship. He waved her off. Do you know who I am? Dounia called out. The men ignored her and kept walking. Dounia's throaty, mock male voice gave way to the tones of the young woman whose beauty had spread across the country. Do you know who I am? What does this little nothing mean by shouting at us in the street in the middle of the night? Doun Leonardo's patience was a facade that crumbled at the first annoyance. This nothing calls for you to answer with your vile lives for the noble one of D'Ampedro Valenzuela. You did not duel him. You slew him in treachery. My sword is the sword of justice. I will give you the chance to defend yourselves. One that you never gave him. Dounia drew her sword. We don't know who you are or what you're talking about. D'Ampedro Contreras put a hand on Leonardo's sword arm, as the man had already drawn. You were so in love with me. You murdered a man. Yet you can't even recognize my voice. Dounia sighed. I am Dounia Joseph Arrimeras y Marmalejo. Dounia, Leonardo said, his voice breaking into a laugh. Studying her face in the moonlight, it it was her. Striding over, he bit his lip and looked her up and down. She looked good, even in this, he had to say. Leonardo said he would help her get over that nobody Pedro. And when it came to this duel, he would be gentle in his way. She shouldn't expect her womanhood to be a shield, though, not in this. D'Ampedro thrust her rapier in his chest. Blood bloomed on both sides of his coat. I don't, D'Ampedro said. Leonardo was dead in seconds. D'Ampedro let him slide from her sword. D'Ampedro Gaspar Contreras rushed to catch Leonardo's body, but it thudded on the stones. Your turn. Draw, D'Ampedro demanded. You killed my cousin, I will destroy you. Gaspar Contreras's hand trembled as he drew a sword. You already did, D'Ampedro said, completely without emotion. Side stepping his wild slash. D'Ampedro drove her sword into his abdomen. It wasn't as clean or as quick as the first one. His screams ricocheted across the poplars and the manor walls until the gurgles of blood stopped them. He died in agony. D'Ampedro sheed their sword and looked down at the men. They were both dead in the middle of the path. Shouts came up from the party on the hill, having heard the guests of honor screaming as they died in the street, staring at the corpses, trying to take it all in. Donia didn't feel like Pedro had been avenged. The boy she loved was still gone, and he would be gone forever. No matter what she did, Donia stood rooted, trying to feel anything as the city closed in on her. A few dozen empty pews separated Donia from the men arguing at the altar. The church was warm, and Donia felt like she could lay down and sleep there. Sleep forever. She had avenged Pedro, and the cruel joke was that not only did nothing matter now, but apparently nothing had ever mattered. His love, his death, her vengeance, she was still here, alone. You're lucky to be here, the old man breathed. He's going to let you stay in the sanctuary. The old man had gotten to her first, and she stood over the bodies of the assassins. Fixated on her cloak, her father's cloak, he pulled her away and threw a labyrinth valleys until they arrived at a church. I didn't ask for your help, or his, Donia said. Staring forward. Then don't wear the crest. We won't let one of our own go to trial. Some things are bigger than you, the man said. She looked down. Some coat of arms her father had worn. Part of some order. They weren't helping her, they didn't care about Pedro or justice, they were just protecting themselves. There's an infirmary upstairs, you can't sleep here. The old man called out at her as she fell asleep there. When the authorities couldn't get Donia, without upsetting one of the region's most powerful orders, the narrative around what happened shifted as more news filtered south, Don's Leonardo and Gaspar Contreras were less victims, but assassins in their own right, and the stranger who killed them had challenged them to a legal duel, as was his right, and both men died with swords in their hands. Donia emerged from the church a week later, to a street that had moved on. Past the dawns, past her, past Pedro, concerned about making its own way in the world. She found her horse, still stable where she left him, and she began the ride home. Having never traveled much beyond her home city, Donia didn't know whether two fights for your life were too many for a trip, not enough or just the right amount. She was, it seems, getting the hang of it, too. A combination of surprise and underestimating, and led to her victory against the assassins. Now, being surrounded by bandits on a mountain pass on the way home, she had no such luck. They didn't know she was a woman, and it wouldn't introduce a gap in their armor like it had with the others. Four men, three up front and one behind, stepped, it seemed, from a sheer rock wall, while her horse picked his way across the narrowest part of the pass. Money and weapons, horse, too. We'll let you walk down, hesitate, and we'll still take your things, but you'll take the faster way down. The man looked over the edge. Try anything, and we'll make sure you live long enough to regret it. There are more of us in the path ahead. The man, sword-drawn and flanked by two others just like him, said as he stepped from the curve in the path ahead. It wasn't that she had just bested men with triple the training of these bandits in a duel. It wasn't that if she took her hat off they might recognize her real gender, and things would be infinitely worse. It wasn't that she wanted to preserve her father's weapons and armor, and go home. It was that Danya just didn't care. With her hands up, Danya said she was going to draw her sword and set it down. She slid it from her scabbard. No. He'll take it. The bandit motioned to the man inching up the path behind her. Yeah, he will, Danya said, flipping the sword in her hand and stabbing backward with all of her strength. The smother gasp of the sword piercing his lungs and, hopefully more, puffed behind her. But Danya's victory was short-lived. Stuck in the brigand, the handle of her sword jerked beyond her grasp. Worse, she half spun in the saddle, just in time to see him topple over the edge of the cliff, taking her sword with him. Get the horses bridal, she heard the lead man spit, as the two in front of him, who just saw their friend die in two terrible ways, hesitated for a moment. Danya knew that there was a reason she kept the blunderbuss loaded and strung across her back. If the two had moved, they might have saved the third. But, while they caught the blow in the chest, they were dominoes that toppled themselves, and their leader over the edge of the cliff. As quickly as they had appeared, Danya was alone. Hands shaking, she thought about it. She had been lucky, incredibly lucky. She was now without a sword, and these guns took like 20 minutes to reload. Even if the bandits had been lying about their compatriots down the path, someone would have likely heard the shot. And she had just killed four people, though heartbroken. And lost. She wasn't going to go headlong into a bandit camp, and she wouldn't last long in a prison. Stripped of her clothes, and clothes. As she rode back toward the previous town, though, she thought about what she was doing. Why? Why was she going home anyway? Pedro wasn't there, in fact, going home would remind her of him at every turn. And an old man in the capital was waiting to marry her. And her parents would let her mourn, sure, but soon life would return to normal for everyone. Everyone except her. At the next opportunity, she turned from the path that she was on, and went north to Barcelona. From there, she would find out if there was really more to life than anguish and death. And the place to begin her search would be on a boat to Rome. Pedro, a voice called out from above deck, Pedro, aka Donga, called back that she would be right there. Rope that would have torn her fingers and palms months ago, now held firm to calluses. Donga tightened the rope around the vessels, full of oil or wine, and finished belaying the line on the other side. She walked the length of the ship to go speak to the captain, or rather, Pedro did. It was a name she felt like she had her right to. And it helped. And by being Pedro, she could give him the life that he never had. It spurred her to be the best version of herself. Because it wasn't her name, it was his. His legacy that he would never get to leave. Donga must have been below deck longer than she thought, because she couldn't help but close her eyes and throw up a hand for good measure when she emerged into the Mediterranean sun. The barrel of the pistol sent a chill down her back before she managed to withstand the light. Hey, Pedro, her captain chimed. What is going on? Donga managed to blink, but no more. The captain explained that he had a good news-bad news situation here. Bad news? They had been boarded by pirates and would now be sold in a slavery. Whoops. A shout in the language Donga didn't understand silenced the captain. But the captain said he was getting to it, please. Opening her eyes fully, Donga saw the half-dozen men in her crew standing frozen by swords and guns. Since you're the only one who knows the manifest, they're going to take you with them to barter. We will be sold, the captain said. No, I don't know that- Donga started, but her captain cut her off. You are a very intelligent, very modest young person, he said with a knowing nod. Donga stood rooted. Oh, yes, he sighed. They would all be searched and sold. But he told the pirates that the only way to get an exact accounting for everything on the ship was Pedro. Pedro could and would help them, right? Donga allowed herself a nod. Good, the captain sighed. Pedro shouldn't worry about them. Nothing they hadn't been through before. Well, except for the guys who very clearly peed their pants just now. They'd live though. How did Pedro think he knew the language? Also, I told him that you were smart, so you're going to want to learn the language too, like really fast. 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Now she was on her way to the home of some renegade, guilty, the renegade stroked his mustache a few hours later as he inspected the wares. Real quickly, we're supposed to understand renegade and the archaic meaning of the word as someone who abandons their religion, basically an apostate. Weirdly enough, renegade is the sole charge the story levels at this man, the one who's buying the enslaved Danya and the pirated goods. It does make the priorities seem a little askew. I mean at the very least don't make renegade sound so cool if it's somehow the worst thing this guy is doing. He's not named so we'll call him Ren. And Ren was like Han Solo or Lando. He was a scamp with a heart of gold, except for, you know, the slavery part. Ren saw something in Danya, aka Pedro, a principled, moral, kind person. He housed Pedro with his household and the first day of work for Danya was learning Arabic and earnest. In months, Danya knew enough to be a steward over Ren's house and she was happy. It was a strange feeling, truly one she never thought she would feel again after watching Pedro's face contort the darkness outside her window and his body tumbled to the ground. That memory, of course, didn't fade with time, but it dulled. The bitterness was replaced by the sweetness of having people accept her for her, well not, for her as a person and having a job and doing it well and being able to pull Ren away from buying enslaved people and stolen goods. For the first time since Pedro, Danya even had friends, like the young maid servant who tidied up and cleaned things around the house. Danya would share a joke or an observation and the pair would talk and laugh all day. It's like how she remembered things from when she was young, with the other girls, before everyone hit a certain age and conversation became competition and the idea of love became a land grab for all the girls who absorbed their parents' values and goals without resistance. Then the hand. Pedro, or Danya, was sitting at the desk working on Ren's books. When the maid servant grew silent, Danya noticed when she felt the woman's hand find her own. And the maid servant leaned down for- oh, it was a good dodge. As far as getting out of the way of an unwanted kiss goes, Danya had perfected that in her youth. It was a terrible dodge, though, when it came to not embarrassing the kisser and wanting to keep any semblance of the relationship intact. I've never personally been in that situation myself, but a rejected kiss feels like a coffin nail for a friendship. As the young maid recovered from the face plant on the desk, Pedro, or Danya, explained that it wasn't that they didn't like the maid servant, it's just that the maid servant said no, no, she understood. She didn't, but Danya didn't trust her enough to tell her the true reason. So she finished up cleaning the room quicker than anyone in the history of cleaning or rooms and rushed out. Ren was so disappointed that he couldn't even face Pedro, that Pedro would take his kindness and then abuse his position and authority to demand those sorts of things from his staff. It was too much. It made Ren question everything. If a man like that could be a predator, was anyone truly good? That was what Danya heard from the enslaved man who came for her. That's not what happened. Danya looked him in the eyes. He sighed, yeah. He knew. Binding her wrists, he still led her to the dungeon. Starvation was both Danya's punishment and her execution method. At least, that's what she was told. Presumably, the people leaving bits of rations inside the bars for window, which she had to race the rats to get each night, knew that was her punishment. They knew Pedro better, though, and Danya survived for months. Ren, though, was a mess. Not only was his business in freefall without Danya managing things, but he still couldn't believe that the best person that he had ever known had turned out to be a monster. It was one night, knowing that she somehow remained living in the dungeon despite his punishment like the twisted version of some old saint from a legend that Ren grabbed a cord. Her presence was torment. But the dead, well, they remained forever in the past, and so would Pedro. Decay stung Ren's nostrils as he descended into the darkness. The flames sputtered as he lit his lantern, revealing Pedro crouched on his knees in the middle of the cell. The accusations are false, Danya said. I wish I could believe you, Ren said honestly. He wanted nothing more. He looked up to find a particularly strong beam, as Pedro spoke. But the young man's voice sounded different. I took the name of Pedro to honor the man that I loved. I won't let him die like this. In a dungeon falsely accused, the figure rose and turned, reaching back under the shirt and unwrapping something. It went a few times, and Danya turned. Ren had been so absorbed in the thought and anguish at personally executing the only truly good person he had ever known that he only barely caught the first part of what the prisoner had said. Wait, the man you loved? That put a wrinkle in some- he looked at the prisoner and noticed some contours of Pedro's body that seemed different now. Wait, Pedro was Danya. My name is Danya, she said. Ren flew to Danya, wrapped his arms around her, and weeping, both begged for her forgiveness and thanked God. After a couple of reluctant pats, Danya returned as hug. She had bought her freedom with the truth, but feared that now that Danya had returned, trouble and death would follow. Danya was wrong. For as weirdly thirsty as all the other men in Danya's life were, things between her and Ren were wonderful. Danya was his friend and confidant, and he seemed renewed by the idea that yes, Danya was everything he hoped. It's like when the comic XKCD posted about Mr. Rogers getting in a fight with his wife on a hot mic in 1981, and the revealing audio being them talking through their disagreement and reaffirming just how special they felt the other person to be. The joke that I'm totally ruining was that you peel away the layers to this man who advocated patience and decency and you find...patience and decency. Danya was the only person Ren could talk to about his feelings about religion. Tunis was majority Muslim and ruled by the Ottoman Empire, and religion wasn't really a topic he could broach with any friends. Also, it made the stuff with the maid servant even more of an issue, because an interfaith relationship, especially between a Muslim maid servant and a European Christian Pedro, would not have been allowed, and probably would have drawn unwanted attention to Ren. Unfortunately, we are not told why Ren initially abandoned his faith, not to get too into the weeds here, but if a Christian, quote, turned renegade, converted and moved to Muslim lands, they probably wouldn't be under the same legal restrictions as people who were professed Christians living in Muslim lands, who could live, but they were very much second-class citizens, where they had to live in certain parts of the city, possibly wear certain clothes, their legal testimony wasn't worth as much, they had fewer protections, and they had to demonstrate pretty frequently that they were not equal to the Muslim population in the city. This protected, but secondary legal status sounds bad, until you look at the treatment of Muslims in Europe during the same time and then it sounds amazing. It's even possible that Ren wasn't some adventurer who went to those lands seeking riches, but could have been someone who just converted to escape enslavement, regardless here, talking through things with Danya and inspired by her example and forgiveness, Ren realized that he wanted to live up to that ideal. Danya was the only person who knew Ren's plans, maybe because she was his only true friend, also mainly because according to the law, he could technically be executed for apostasy if anyone knew he was going back. So one morning, the household awoke to empty halls and an even emptier vault. Ren and Danya had sailed away in the night. Danya stood on the deck of her ship, her own ship. Already disappearing over the horizon, Ren remained on his own deck, waving a final exuberant goodbye to the woman who had changed his life. He was on his way to Rome, where he would build a shrine with half of the riches he had made in Tunis, and there he would spend the remainder of his days in prayer and penance. Despite her protests, the other half of his money stayed with Danya. She used it to buy a ship and hire a crew and now knew that she could go anywhere in the world. But there was only one place she wanted to go. She tucked her hair under her hat and shouted a command for the crew. Weathered beyond their age, the couple crouched at the grave. Is she there? A man cried out from his horse on the road before dismounting. The parents glanced up at the stranger walking toward them. The look on their face said that, if they had any tears left, they would be weeping. The grief that wrung the tear has left them wrinkled and worn. I spoke to your servant, the chamberlain at the house, the man said, and then laughed and begged their pardon. He hadn't introduced himself. His name was Pedro. Grief means tapping new well springs of pain when you least expect them. That name, the boy, everything that seemed like it mattered back then, if they could only take it back. It's been years since you've seen her, I heard. Pedro asked. Handing Don Juan Ramirez the handkerchief. We don't know where she is, Mrs. Ramirez said. Under the headstone that read, Donya Josefa Ramirez, there was only dirt. I know where she is. The man crouched. The parents looked at him in disbelief. I know what happened to her. Their eyes begged to know more while their mouths didn't dare ask. While it was still unknown, there was still hope. They feared the anguish of certainty. She, your daughter, she traveled the world. She faced bandits and pirates. She was enslaved and imprisoned. She avenged her dear Pedro, though it changed nothing about the worst thing that ever happened to her. At the end of it, rich and free, she knew that she could go anywhere and do anything. But she wouldn't die in peace. She didn't want to leave the people she loved in pain. I didn't want to leave you in pain. Pedro said, taking off the hat and letting her hair fall, Donya revealed herself. She broke into tears first, and her parents caught up with her as shaking themselves from their disbelief, they staggered to her arms. Donya stayed with her parents for a while after that, and the issue of marriage came up exactly once. Donya told them that she would not be getting married, and Don Juan Ramirez accepted that answer without question, mainly because he loved his daughter and wanted what was best for her. Also because she now spoke with such a quiet strength and authority that to try to make her do anything was like trying to make the sun set at noon. For Donya, without the need for her parents, she could finally have a true relationship with them. For the parents, they were grateful that Donya was still alive, and the games of marriage and power now seemed so small compared to what they had all experienced. One morning, Donya announced that she had decided what she was going to do. A nearby convent was struggling, crumbling, and she would use her largest to make it a place of education and healing. She would also join. Her parents said that she would do no such thing if they couldn't visit her. Mr. and Mrs. Ramirez walked every day to the convent, where they saw the version of their daughter that Ren did. Donya was leading the convent. By the time Mr. and Mrs. Ramirez made their final journey, this time to rest in the convent cemetery, travelers came to the convent from all around. The lost, the broken, the people that either didn't fit in the world or like that young woman who ran away from her life all those years ago wouldn't yield to the future stretching before them. Donya received each of them and helped them, without judgment and with recognition, because she had been where they were, each and every one of them. Another long one, sorry, I can't seem to write short episodes now, and also this was an earnest one, sorry for everybody who likes the snarky bits. But there's a lot going on in the story. I really like how it tends toward a tight structure, up to the revenge that's in the dead center of the tail. Like Donya, we're working through the clues and the story has purpose and definitely moves from one thing to another, and then she does the thing she sets out to do. She killed the bad guys in the middle of the story. Like Donya's purpose, the story unravels, but it's a good unraveling, it's memetic. It reflects the emotional state of what I imagine Donya to be going through. Even in the guise of Pedro, Donya can't assert the same control over her life because she has no purpose. She is adrift in her own story and the things, getting waylight by bandits, kidnapped by pirates, and thrown into a dungeon, just happen to her. After the sword, she loses her name, her freedom, her nationality, everything except her life. Not to get to 70s psychologist here, but it's only in the dungeon where she has lost every piece of her former self that she's seen for who she truly is by Ren. Not as Pedro, the Avenger, or Donya, the young noblewoman, but someone beyond both. Someone deserving of his deepest respect and trust. She's been broken since Don Pedro died, but by losing it all, by that unraveling, she can find who she really is. The story ends back at the beginning, but like the classic hero's journey, she's changed. Her final choice is not to go back to being a noblewoman, a cavalier, an Avenger, or Steward, or even to go forward toward the next adventure, but to just be everything that had been given to her that made her who she was at the beginning of the story, was cast away or destroyed. And yet, in the end, she remained. Next time on the show, we do get back to a lighter, still earnest, but you know, Myths and Legends earnest, when we're back in Norse myth, Odin has a big problem in Valhalla, and only the most famous smart person on earth, or the smartest famous person, depending on who you ask, can help him. If you didn't know, Myths and Legends has a book coming out. Well, three of them, it's a whole trilogy, but the first is available for pre-order now. It's a comprehensive telling of the King Arthur legend written by Carissa, and it takes what you love about the podcast, taking older stories, breathing life into them, and exploring how the characters grow and change, and it expands that into this epic sprawling tale that I know I've said it over and over again. If you like the podcast, you will love this book. And even more so, because Carissa and I will both be doing the audiobook, the hardcover version, the audiobook and the ebook are all available for pre-order now. And it is truly a massive help to us to pre-order. There's a link in the show to all the places you can buy it. Thank you so much. The creature this time is Sheep Squatch from the U.S. of A, mainly West Virginia, but also East Virginia. The year was 1994. Ace of Base was on the radio, maybe, as a resident of West Virginia something, drinking from the river. A white and wooly form with massive horns hurt him approach and bolted. Knowing that this was a monumental event, the man took his Polaroid camera out of his generous fanny pack and took off after the creature. It barreled across a nearby road and into a darkened forest on the other side, but it was gone. The monster was resolute, apparently, that no one was going to drag it up to get into the light where it belonged, in order to better identify it. On that day, though, the legend of the Sheep Squatch was born. Later on that year, others in town would spot it. Two kids, no doubt roused from playing pogs, pulled their hair back and out of their eyes, securing it with scrunchies, because they couldn't be seeing what they were seeing. It looked like a large white bear, standing on its hind legs. It was over six feet tall as it wandered into the yard, got spooked by their screams, and took off. One of the girl's older brothers came out, putting it on a starter jacket and laughing. They just saw the Sheep Squatch, alrighty then. In 1995, a couple was driving along, and while the radio warned them not to go chasing waterfalls, they didn't say anything about Sheep Squatches. They saw a white and furry form sitting in a ditch, and they pulled over to get a better look, was this a Jumanji? Were they doing a Jumanji like they had maybe just seen in theaters? In the movie Jumanji starring Robin Williams, the creature turned, and they could see that it had four eyes. It attacked the car and drove off. In 1999, a couple of campers were out, maybe, testing their camping equipment for the possibility of Y2K. Sitting around a fire talking about whether the Blair Witch Project was real or not, or if they should, in fact, start a fight club, they heard a snorting and crunching in the forest behind them. They made noises in case it was a bear, and someone pulled out their Nokia 3210 because they just bought more minutes at Kroger's so they could call for help if they needed to, but also used as a weapon because those things were functionally indestructible. They both would and wouldn't need a weapon. The danger was real, but it was too much, and the sheep's squatch charged from the darkness toward the campers. It chased them to the edge of the forest where it gave up. When they returned to their camp the following morning, it was completely torn up and destroyed. The final sighting, so far, was in 2015 in Folx Run, Virginia. Six campers were maybe sitting around listening to podcasts, a medium that was coming into its own after 2014's Serial. They found one they really liked, released that year, a storytelling podcast about folklore where the host's mesmeric voice and excellent music scoring made the story beats hit even harder. They were curious to see where this lore by Aaron Mankey would go. There was another one released that year that touched on weird stories and fantasy settings and cryptids. It was different enough to not invite comparisons, and everyone thought that Hello from the Magic Tavern was an awesome experience. They did not love this other show, called Myths and Legends. Released in April of that year, it was very clear the host had no training, no idea what he was doing technically or conceptually, and would often derail his own narrative with long jokes and indulgent pop culture references. It probably wouldn't last. The sheep's squatch, remember we're talking about him, surprise the campers and chase them through the forest, stopping only at the river. The campers didn't tell anyone because they thought people might laugh at them, and they left that night. Who knows when the sheep's squatch will strike again. I would like to say we'll be ready, but we almost never are. Maybe the next time we'll see it, it'll be far enough into the future where we'll have actual lightsabers, because I cannot see artist's depictions of this thing and think it looks like anything other than a wampa from The Empire Strikes Back. That's it for this time. Myths and Legends is by Jason and Carissa Weiser. Our theme song is by Broke for Free, and the creature of the week music is by Steve Colmes. There are links to even more of the music we used in the show notes. Thank you so much for listening, and for putting up with my ridiculous pop culture references and long digressions. And we'll see you next time. Find out more at our Open Day on May the 21st. Search Oxford Millwood School Open Day. When you manage procurement for multiple facilities, every order matters. But when it's for a hospital system, they matter even more. Granger gets it, and knows there's no time for managing multiple suppliers and no room for shipping delays. 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