3/31/26 The Last Rodeo in Colombia... 🍾💍 | Brown Bag Mornings

Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any round-back mornings. What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? What the heck is it with people dressing up as bears, man? What? I don't know if this is a new fetish in California, but it's gone too far. First of all, the vets that are taking care of the two baby bears whose mother bear was euthanized over in the Monrovia area. They're dressed up as bears to help the, to pretend that they're the mama bear for these cubs that have now been found motherless. That's number one. Number two, over in Lake Arrowhead, there's a big fraud case, a scam that happened, where four people, aw, they happen to be Armenian homies, Ruben, Tamrazian, Ararat, Sharkinyan, and Vahe Muradakihanian, and Alphia Zuckerman, all from the Glendale and Valley Village area. They went to Lake Arrowhead. They got into their homies' Rolls Royce while wearing a bear suit to then collect $141,000 from insurance companies saying that the car was vandalized by a bear. They filmed the whole thing, sent the video to their insurance company claiming a real bear damaged their car, and now they have been arrested, authorities even raiding their homes and finding the bear costume. I was just smoking a cigarette. The bear attacked me. Brother! How did you fight it off? With your bear hats? With my Hermione shoes at $30,000. Let me tell you how they got caught, bro. Because they got the bread. That's crazy. It's because they wore a light brown costume in a state where only black bears exist. Oh, dog. Bro! Bro! Bro, I didn't know that. Oh my God! Actual biologists were brought in to review the footage of this bear fraud case. So that's what gave them away, not the fact that it was actually Armenians in disguise? They didn't know. Why is that bear smoking a cigarette? If you get on the car... The bear was smoking a cigarette. Vic, if you get on the car, I'm gonna think a bear messed up my car. Just a very hairy man. They did it to a Rolls Royce ghost. Mercedes G63 AMG. Mercedes E350. Bro, three bear attacks. I know. They only like luxury cars. The bear drove off in the BMW. I'm gonna eject the comedian to... Freakin' Armenians. No, it wasn't an Armenian this time. So, big up to Ruben Tamrazian, Ararat, Sherekinian, Vahe. Barquisian, Charquisian. Oh, how mean. I didn't want to believe it was true what they said about Glendale, because I'm from there. Bro. Bro. Little fraudster. I didn't know. I didn't know. Let's get to some shizme. Zulu, come here. Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. You guys, forget a four-leaf clover, because Chris Jenner, Kim Kardashian's mom, is now a good luck charm. Yeah, apparently she's the viral good luck charm in China for Gen Z. So, people are actually like, they're on their social media and they're swapping her face, or their profile picture to her face, and then based off whatever career they are, they're putting Chris Jenner in different like, different careers. So, it'll be like lawyer Chris, teacher Chris, doctor Chris, things like that. Which face? Her face, Chris Jenner's face. Which one? The one she just got. The one she just got. The one she just got. The one she just got, you guys. The good face. So, they're swapping her, their profile pictures for her face to attract wealth, good luck, career success, and confidence. And I swear people are swearing by it, they're saying like, oh my god, I just swapped my profile picture, and I swear I feel more confident. I'm there right now. You know the green saver to your laptop. You know, so right now it's probably like a mountain or a beach. People over there are putting it to Chris Jenner. That's cool. The Chinese are superstitious, man. Yeah, but then we end up following through, bro. We have fortune cookies, we have like little Buddhas, we have the little cat that says hi, children you know, like it works. Yeah, it's going to be over here soon, what? Probably, but apparently this trend started because Chris Jenner is quote unquote one of the hardest working business women in the US. And Chinese people really respect hard work. I'm up with concrete as my profile picture. He's a hard working man. I have a lot of glitches. A lot of viruses. A lot of viruses. Make sure that firewall set up really well. Thank you, Angie. All right, that's it for Chis Mation. Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brown Bag Mornings. I'm Proud 106. Give it tip-hop. You know Letty's on the act go, rap sheet. Letty's set go. Okay, so Cardi B, she's currently on her world tour, not your girls tour. And she's killing it right now. One of the songs that she plays is called Enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Vibes. She's taking it with a cool wig and a nice outfit. Vibes, right? Yes. Well, she just got sued by a Texas duo. Let me get their name right because their lawsuit got dismissed. Never really bad for them. And at least we can give them some kind of shine. At least get their name right. Yeah, at least give them some kind of shine on these airways because their lawsuit for their own song did not go through. It got dismissed. Let's see their names are Joshua Frausto and Miguel Aguilar, known as chemical 956. What? All right. They have a song that sounds similar to Cardi's. Listen to it. The beginning of the song. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. They're from Texas. How did this get dismissed? The influence is crazy. Okay. So they sued saying you guys used our song from 2021 without permission. Only thing is the judge is like, you failed to prove why I should be seeing it in Texas. Like you need to put like, I filmed this song here or like I produced it here or they dropped the song here or whatever. But the judge also said, by the way, even if I didn't dismiss it because you guys failed to prove why a Texas court should be seeing it, you guys didn't copyright the song. Oh, guys, rappers, producers, musicians, please do the like business side. Yeah. Because you might have had a case because that beat does sound similar. Yeah. Yeah. It can, but all that means is that they use the same plugins. You know what I'm saying? Like it's not that much of a, like it's not like Cardi B was influenced by them. But producer could have found the song. Who wouldn't be influenced by them? Oh, wow. I'm so influenced. Yeah. But it's like to go boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Just like the other four. I mean, isn't that pretty easy? I don't know. I guess. You know, they do have like certain melodies until a certain beat count. Like they're all going to sound the same. Yeah. Some are like, some are loops. Yeah. You can submit it. Okay. So this is enough by Cardi. Yeah. Yeah. And then this is those four. I could see where it sounds really similar. Yeah. That's why. Yeah. But again, I could just be there. I mean, yeah, that part, but no. Exactly. There's something called greasy fry bread. I did get dismissed. The judge said, you look, you guys did not. I can't do a copyright infringement on something that isn't registered copyright. So brothers, brothers, please do your business side of the music. Yeah. Do not just create, make sure your stuff is in order. You know? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. Next song that we dropped was going to sound like. All right. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty pettiest. So we all remember the notorious BIG and we know that he passed away on March 9th of 1997 out here in Los Angeles at the outside of a Vi magazine party celebrating the Soul Train music awards that happened that weekend. But we didn't know that he spent that night apologizing for being petty to who to the members of a classic R&B group escape. This is also the group that tiny Harris Ti's wife is a part of. Here's a little, here's a little, here's a little escape for you. Oh, they killing it. Man, I love me some escape, but Biggie didn't. Biggie has a song called Dreams where in it, he talks about all of the R&B girls that he would like to, right? And in it, he says he would rather, how should I say this in these words? He would rather sleep with RuPaul, which is a very famous trans person, then sleep with the members of Escape. Listen. That was mean. That was mean and very unnecessary. Now, years later, Candy from Escape and a tiny Harris talk about how the night Biggie passed away, he actually took a moment out of that Vi party to search them out and apologize to them for that specific line. Check this out. You know, obviously the world heard the song. The girls, they are more forgiving than I, and I feel bad to this day because the day that he passed away, we were at that party and Biggie will apologize. I wouldn't go over there. And I was just like, I'm going to see what he talked about. And you know, he was very nice. He was very apologetic. And he basically said, I don't know what I was thinking. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly. And he passed away kind of puts them in a weird situation already So yeah to know that the night he ended up passing away he used it to apologize for those really mean words Yeah, I feel bad for a tiny too cuz she's been getting dis for generations. Oh, yeah People gotta stop talking about her this point What so so we will If you're thinking to yourself right now, do I want to be a content creator do I want to make videos? Do I want to put my face out there for everybody to see? This is your sign to do it. All right. Yes, Bolettos with attitude on Instagram. They're going viral Yep, he's playing the guitar and he decided he wants to cover DJ Quicks pitching on a party and it sounds like this She's that's so vibes fire. That's all they do a lot of covers. Yes, I'm Kendrick covers pop covers They're incredible and this one was to promote the Metro LA the line Oh, okay, the year which one the I don't it doesn't say what line it is But they're just like walking around the Metro and I'm gonna come in in front of the sign and everything So it's really really nice and it's really good tribute It even got into the hands of DJ quick. Okay, he commented on their video. He said I'm effing honored Oh, and it doesn't even end there. He decided he's gonna have them open up at their Arizona show April 11th. Oh, yeah, yes, they put it to their stories literally yesterday last night. Yeah that they're opening up for DJ quick Yeah, they're killing it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You never know who's watching Might as well post that video do it video you did one too. No, yeah, I did a mix. I did a country girl shake it for me Which I girl shake it. Yeah, it's a very good girl shake it for me. Yeah, so it's a very It's a banger and I did it with salt shaker Oh, you did match up you did a country match. Yeah country mashup nice. It went around pretty good I didn't think the video didn't go viral. It was like when did you do it? I'm gonna say about a year and three months ago. Oh, wow Yeah, I was at the night video and then last night I also got a DM from a popular bar in Newport Beach that they want me to be in charge What like their country hip-hop night? Oh, wow. I know what this is. It's the Newport gangsters that you Know yeah, bro that this really happens Yeah, reportedly allegedly set up before he did it to biggie to try to get him out here Something can happen. What didn't take the big didn't take the the booking. Don't do it. Damn. I didn't think about it that way Yeah, I'm really trying to bang on me like that All right, this is this is a bit of it For the red next rock until the break of dawn for the DJ spending that country right there Yeah, DJ spending that Country song Yeah, don't go to set up it's a set They want to do like a hip-hop country Random Oh That's cool, it'll work out for you That's right You're listening to young jack in the streets morning take over now available as a podcast So stop by me young Jackie favorite cousin and miss shot Nika plus shot a shot as we dive into a world of engaging statements like today dilemma So you like a guy from the refer side of tracks like you want to So what you like for it? Oh That's what you like I mean every once in a while they don't be meaning it. Yeah with a G. Are you there? Yes? I'm here Call her a she might like you a little better. Okay, let me see here. Look take your back to the him It's not a thing that you try to still sound like Yeah Don't miss out on the fun and the entertainment with your favorite cousin me young jock tune in to young jock in the streets More than takeover available now on your favorite podcast platform Let's go and now the weather With concrete storm but it doesn't is going down for the weather Tuesday March 31st tomorrow you pay the rent Don't forget about that First we go to the city of Fontana it's gonna rain over there. So you're gonna be on mojada 78 and 53 degrees with a 30% chance of rain next we light it up in the city of escondido If you've been up all night go to sleep a little because you've been all prendido 72 and 50 degrees and 59 degrees at night next we spoon it up in the city of Anza if you can't feel it something's in the way and it's probably my panza 66 and 49 at night I Clean sand in between my toes in the city of Malibu my feet throw up gansize when I'm walking through the avenues 67 58 degrees at night and it's also gonna rain over there a little bit But it's not gonna rain like my hair is gonna get puffy. Yeah, no, it's not and you don't know I'm not gonna be mojada Weather Tuesday March 31st check it out Fontana 78 and 58 at night raining tonight escondido 72 and 59 degrees Anza 66 degrees and 49 at night Malibu 67 58 degrees at night Conqueror Lester needs our help Lester Lester hit us up and said what's up y'all? I'm getting married next year and I need a homie helpline He said I got engaged in November prior to the engagement me and all the homies started talking about the bachelor party So he was planning it before you got engaged oh, yeah He said we somehow picked Columbia mind you this was before all the craziness with Donald Trump We booked a whole building 20 rooms 20 bathrooms all the homies ready to enjoy what the beautiful country has to offer damn a lot of rooms Once the craziness in the world started happening all the white boys are out He said which was only five of them, which is okay. I was kind of upset because I had already paid for the venue We were staying at but I refunded them the money He's also said I haven't told my fiance about it. I just told my boy Tommy Was setting it up. I don't think she realizes it's international Should I just cancel my bachelor party in Columbia and just move it to Tijuana? Let me know brown bag That's crazy because all the white boys started all the craziness Started all the craziness Oh Lester for The 20 it's not it's not I mean the thing I mean, I think he's a He's like dang is this worth it work worth taking a risk worth his marriage. No, I don't think he cares about that Before he proposed to the girl he planned his bachelor party Blamed it on his homie Tommy Colombian toots yes 20 rooms and 20 bathrooms is a hell of a Airbnb or Even bachelor party size. I feel like you have 20 homies or just 20 people that are down and go to Columbia Bed 20 passport boys. Yes 20 bathrooms Okay, so he then gets he then proposes doesn't tell her what's up, but this I'm assuming this trip is coming around According or when did he say this trip is for? He said it was in June and June. It's gonna be in June. Yeah. Oh, it's not in here. Yeah. Oh, he says I got engaged in November Yeah, it doesn't say June but look he's on the phone Let's talk to Lester Lester Hey, one of the ass. How you guys doing? What's up brother? Lester? Get back so what the hell is going on? Yeah, what are you 20 rooms for? Why is it it was an over exaggeration it's it's a 16 Yesterday you guys call me at an awkward time I was on a call and I was like who's calling me off Instagram Oh big calls you. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. No, so you guys want a quick background of everything? No, so First of all, thank you guys for what you guys do you guys are Don't thank us for nothing food come on So me and my girl been together for a minute now and then Pull out game a little little off that summer and knocking my girl up which I'm grateful for but then I was like man Yeah, I'm in that way. I gotta get her that ring So I'm talking to my boy Tommy and he's like a fool like engaged to your shorty and I got you With the all set up the bachelor party to a shorty Planet proposal in order to go to Columbia. I don't think Tommy talks like that, too A fool. Yeah, what's up? Hey, sir? Get your shorty do what pregnant? Obviously I propose and all of that nice and then I tell my girl I'm like a just so you're aware Tommy's a he's handling the bachelor party and she's like, oh, that's all it's all good and then Turns out it just kind of blew up here at work where they're like, yo, hi man Tommy are going to who's hi man So your name is Lester Lester Lester my bad guy. Yes, you're bad Excuse me. I worked and then everyone was like a we're down to go celebrate for you. What do you do for a game? What do you do for a job? Hi, my Lester? Work for the government. No, you don't know you know the government. What do you do? Um, no, I work I work with kids I work with kids Sure enough, um, I End up my buddy ends up finding everything on Airbnb and I'm like a full cent swipe the card I do the first payment and The next payments coming up in two weeks, which obviously I'm a swipe and My question to you guys is how do I how do I bring this up to my significant other? That's your question. I thought your question was about canceling or not. Well, well that also My god, I wanna how do I how do I tell her about it? Over the weekend. We were looking at venues and all of that. Okay For the wedding for the wedding back in wait, brother, let me tell you and when do you pay for the strippers hour later? I was like, dang, it's 30 30 racks to rent this spot out Hmm, we don't my girl was like, let's push it back to 2027. Oh, you're way, and then I said, yeah And then I told her I'm like, hey, don't forget about about my boy He has this thing set up already and she was like, well, just know you only get one back so party You ain't getting doubles and I was like, okay cool. And then I was like, man I got the towers because it's coming up soon. Yeah, can you tell her how much you spent already? Because you guys can't afford the venue, but you can afford Columbia All the France all the friends co-workers everybody pitch in you said that you refunded hella people five people. Yeah, I did but That's easy. That's OT money. I'll figure that out later But my question is how do I tell her? If you guys have listeners that are Columbia now they're like how I'll say fizzy really out there because since Cheeto boy got crazy I've been seeing all kinds of you gonna be okay on Instagram and everything going on But why do you want to cancel and go to no, he doesn't want to I don't even know where the TJ part comes in I was joking around talking about I'll just go to San Diego and well, can you what so what are you not joking about? Yeah, we're being annoying No, so Honestly, I want any advice on how to tell my girl. Hey, we're gonna end up going to Columbia But if any listeners are out there that have ties to Columbia and know what's really going down out there Tell you let me tell you what's going on down there. Okay, buddy. Yeah Listeners with ties to Columbia. You're gonna get the different kind of collars. Yeah. Yeah, how much time to move? Yeah, what are you trying to do in Columbia? Do you want to go see monkeys or do you want to go see? And I legit want to see the see the see what that's offer Airbnb is four rooms. Yeah You guys on your guys in Instagram, but they got that pure water All right, so what is this supposed to take place? It's in June. Okay, and you know, or your bachelor party is set for June You guys plan the bachelor party even before you proposed because you knew like it was up and you guys booked it Everything some people have bowed out because it was going on with this current administration The way those yeah the Weddles, okay, what I got do Columbia. Oh They're just scared. They're like man. We want our kidney. We want our liver. We want everything Trying to grow which I'm good. I'm good with that, you know You're fine with them taking your organs. No, what they're not going fine with them not going Okay, so that's happening you now are looking for venues with your girl and you're pushing back the wedding to next year But you're still gonna have your bachelor party this year. You haven't told your girl where it is Correct, okay. She knows it. She knows it's somewhere where I need my passport. Oh My okay What is she like is she jealous which you get mad? No, she's real cool. Like like legit. We've never Need a good way to tell her though. I know I'm going to Columbia for our bachelor party, but you're chill. So it's fine, right? I Mean, I hope Okay, you scared or you're not you're gonna be active out there. That's why huh? Yeah, I mean The house, you know We'll call her no no no no no but um, but yeah, that's why I wanted some help and This just I just want to break it in easy, you know Are you gonna tell her that this place has two indoor jacuzzi's and a bunch of extra large? I don't know if this is a European King size bedrooms These are the biggest ever seen in my life Like we already have that set up, you know what I mean, so I want the homies to have a good time for the homies. Yeah How do you want the homies to have a good time, yeah, what do you what do you plan for them? Enjoy what the city has to offer What are you gonna tell your girl Right What is that gonna be like when you tell her okay? I'm gonna Columbia like what are you gonna tell her that's happening over there That's what he's gonna do Pablo Escobar tours all that other stuff, you know cheap Or to make you love okay, so question what does her bachelor at party have like does it have a date? It does not just because the weddings pushed back and I asked her I'm like hey What do you want to do like you want me to like for your trip you and your home girls am I on that like am I paying on that like What do you want and then she was like I just want a day out and veil with the with the friends and a Lot more lamar than what my boy has set up for us. Yeah You just call your wife lame And there's no way shape or form you would cancel Columbia The only way we would cancel that fits dangerous cycle we're seeing on It's very dangerous, but you can fall in love immediately Not worried about that. I'm a faithful dude, man. I'm just there for the homies It's your bachelor party not the homies bachelor party dog, what do you want to do? This is the last time I get any chance to travel with the homies and man. We just we just want to have a good time Oh, it's not you're not What do you want to do? On the tecasas when you get married to come at all concrete travels with his homies all the time I travel my home is not travel my wife. No, it's a cover now. I can Nothing finishes just because you get married Yeah, but I mean just with the guy friends, I don't I don't see that I see this being the last this the last The last rodeo No, no, no, I'm just I'm just saying like as a big guy group because all my guy all my friends get married too. So yeah, you know oh My god, dude, I'm gonna be guy group roll I Try to be like him when I grow up Okay, don't go to Columbia, let me tell you now So you said you would only cancel if you find out it's dangerous yet You've seen that it's dangerous and you haven't cancelled because you've seen the news, right? You told us about things that you yeah, yeah, so the news saw the saw the airplane do the The flight attendant how they found them dead out there and I'm just like, oh man. I'm a dad now Oh The only way I would cancel is if I see a dangerous out there and you just saw something dangerous Yeah, yeah, you're not can't do much worse than that. He has An apocalypse Don't ask how it is out there. You're not gonna take the advice. Well, you guys got a good point. It's dangerous everywhere So the truth is that you're not gonna cancel I just wanted any advice on how to tell my girl exactly Cancel because you are going because you are going right? What if your girl tells you to cancel it? Oh? And I guess there'll be six free rooms out there for for for brown bad guys, so I No, thank you Where does that last the five do that left plus me see you five plus six a six Okay Los Angeles is power one of six at least number one for hip hop one of the ass good morning to you Let's go to Asia in Norwalk. We should talk to us Asia. What would you tell Lester? Hi? Hey, how you guys doing? She wants he wants to know how he can tell his a fiance that he's going to Colombia with his boys Okay, okay. You ready for this? Yeah, I Think he should just be straight up like he's he's gonna get married to her You know what I mean, so it's just bite the bullet tell her straight up like don't be around the bush. Why wait, you know and And You say she's not jealous. She's a cool girl. Then tell her what's the problem? You're not going for nothing more than just the homies. Yeah, right and the scenic views and the Escobar Tour the bar bar, you know what I'm saying. Okay. Well Miguel Neco Park What do you say bro? What should Lester do Miguel? Hey, don't tell her bro. Don't tell her don't tell her. Why? I mean, what are you right now the freak the prison that Pablo Escobar bill is that we're gonna stay with his homies and stuff This place is huge. Everybody nice That was gonna go see las cariñosas. We all know it Las cariñosas prostitutes In the easiest night, yeah, they're nice women I had a homie who goes out there frequently homie or you passport boy Nah, he's a homie. He's he's a He doesn't have the best of luck out here with women And over there for the right price for a passport Crazy and it's crazy because he has a wife out here, but he tells me he goes out Well, then why does he need luck with women out here? Dating while you're married The dating pool is so small These chicks don't do what his wife does like they do a subtle a pig. You know, you know, what is that? Explain please You know your bed like a star and they're like she jumps from the freaking web lay on to you Yeah What Don't tell your girl you're going out there cuz you might come back with a blister So Make sure you don't get with a mister out there That's tight. I mean it You could get a pen of ceiling at any pharmacy, so you'll be straight But oh But yeah, but yeah, he can't tell his girl cuz everybody knows what people go out there for like come on man Yeah, I'm not there for you're not gonna go out there to see the freaking hippos Pablo Escobar He didn't fool you either That didn't buy what you say hey Lester You're sick man, you want to come back with a blister no, that's nasty Are you interested in the I feel like we all know no no I don't know I don't know the homies there's like three that are single they could they could Single but there's You know I'm She has she has family out there in LA so we're keeping that It's the only girl with that name dog It's a rare name it's a rare name okay, so chill your man Let us let's be the judge of the rarity of this name. Yeah. Yeah, we have rare names. What's what's her name? What a star with I do like the first callers just be honest and just tell us right up I think let me Literally said that just tell her if she's chill just tell her Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that this weekend for sure She works from home and she's she's busy on the phone so I can't bug her right now Got your magic mountain tickets tickets to magic mountain right now right now not later later Con real quick though. Yes, you think when you do the weather you can do like what's coming up in the weather Like what's maybe you could do like a seven day forecast, please? Yeah Like a whole full week like yesterday. I didn't know what it was gonna be today and Today me and Angie and our friend Kelly plan to go horseback riding. Yeah So I really would like for like a future plan Let me just put in a request HR can you give me the doppel? 7000 please so I can know what's going on tomorrow. Yeah. Well. Yeah, that would be very helpful It would help because I'm already here when you do the weather for the day and I can't drink Like if you had told me a tomorrow is gonna rain. We would have rescheduled our horseback riding. Why didn't I was gonna rain dog It's a surprise Together All right at the end of the day, I'll get out what's gonna happen tomorrow And also if you see us horseback riding know you did it okay We're gonna get a doggy punch. Okay, so It's that's what happens when they don't want to be there. That's not a doggy. That's a kick That's a horse. It's a horse kick. Yeah Tommy that Later yeah, right now we have to use the magic They have chosen you Greg me yes, you are up to bat and Robert and East LA He thinks you're gonna get this Boy in Long Beach though. She thinks Greg's gonna lose Okay, so we're gonna put a 10-second timer on the board You guys suck you guys keep this thing going you guys make Yeah You can see if Greg gets it or not It's Greg's turn let him have the shine ten seconds. He's gonna win Okay, we're ten seconds on the board a brother man Ten seconds on the board Okay, I'm saying it's on the board. Yeah, in ten seconds. You're gonna name me five things. Okay? I'm gonna tell you what type of things all right if you get them correctly if you do the five in ten seconds Robert and he's only gets these tickets to Magic Mountain if you do not if you fail Drai in Long Beach. These are hers in ten seconds Name me five Looney Tunes characters go Bugs Bunny Roger Rabbit Going That's that's all Conn's era, bro. That's not my yes. It is my era No, it's their fault. Yeah, no well who's going for him. It was Robert Drai and Long Beach congratulations you Are going to Magic Mountain congratulations to you just for fun. Thank you guys. You're welcome Cutie pie. You want to do it just for fun just for fun to go the ones he didn't name so you name bugs bunny Tasmanian devil Tweety Sylvester There's Marvin the Martian Yes, sometimes Looney Tunes jacket that you wore the other day. I do yeah What is the tall guy's name? It's a tall yeah He's on the cornflakes Yeah Oh Same one that's on the cornflakes. He's not he's not the same one. It's the same type of bird, but it's not the same guy Anyway, I love listening to P. Hoso today Mark seven years since his passing he passed away March 31st of 2019 I want to send all my love to Angelique to Dalwit to Samantha to Sam to Adam to All of his loved ones friends Everybody that cares about him if you're a listener if you're a fan I've seen not just what he's done in life But even after his passing with the team has been able to do when keeping the marathon going and things to look forward to Like a new album coming this way this this summer so for those who love him He's definitely still here every day. I see the quotes all the time the music playing It's standing the test of time and I just want to send my love my heartfelt love to all those that love nipsey hustle and Just know that we're all hurting on this day This isn't a day to celebrate but this is for sure a day to remember Nip and everything that he stood for to his children to to Lauren to to cam to cross to Imani to his his nephew Khalil that he loved very much I love you guys so much and I send you all my love and I hope that here on this radio You always get nothing but love and honor and respect for nipsey as you should have it. All right That was my little piece Lovey-nip. Let's get into it. Oh, you know I'm local This is be real from Cypress Hill Where are you from? That says don't you know I'm local Don't eat it do not eat it don't eat it It might be laced And my belacic of agra what bring them Okay, so apparently there is a California chocolate that has been spiked with Viagra ingredients and recalled nationwide Set of Phil What is it? It's set of Phil What is that? That's the active ingredient in those pills. Oh, wow What a studious fool. Yeah Okay, there's a rhino 7000 Max Check this out that sells adult novelty products They're voluntarily recalling two chocolate products found to contain potentially life-threatening amounts of that prescription Drug that is for erectile dysfunction. Oh my god, how is it life-threatening? Yeah, because you guys can't have too much of that Yeah, you can be bricked up. No Oh, it can't be it can go bad right gone. I don't know. I don't know you guys are the fools Don't you guys hear about all the time? No, you just get ahead of you fine example Yeah, we know the dangers of prescription like a birth control. Yeah, we know you guys don't know the dangers of stuff like this No, I know Yeah, that's a birth activator right there No, isn't it? I thought so like you can get a heart attack or something. No, you just get too excited No, you just like you know on for like four hours. Yeah hours. Maybe you know, whatever Yeah, I've never felt anything of our What okay, so these ingredients can cause a significant drop in blood pressure that may be life-threatening To men that take it especially with how they they interact with other ingredients should you be taking them like what different drugs? Oh Like alcohol. Yeah, the products have been found to contain undeclared active pharmaceutical ingredients What's the word you said salatophil? Yeah, and and to dalafil. That's funny Yes, but when those mix up we may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs and that could be life-threatening to you So please return them if you bought them at an adult mail shop or whatever wherever you guys oh I thought it was like regular chocolates. No, not regular chocolates. Oh, that'd be horrible That's how I was like well conges offer me like whole bunch of chocolate right? Oh, that's not regular chocolate either Said he was gonna break me off with a piece of that Kit Kat bar. What was that about? I was gonna give you this musketeer Keep your new get to yourself Is that a butterfinger? Get your hand off my butterfinger Enjoy Those suck Those suck nobody's ever like egg you mean almond joy. No nobody. I've never heard that before that's nuts. Yeah, what about a titsy roll? Oh, yeah, that's a good. Yeah. Yeah. That's a little chocolate. I guess Was that a confession? This is totally not by the way, don't don't do right now Do not do the right to seven thousand be careful But chocolate and hoping to enhance the situation because it might be life threatening my friends. Okay? All right. All right now and by the way, they're not named Kit Kat or Or And you tell me before I grab them. Oh my gosh So come here now. What's going on? She's Mation with Angie. There she is there. I am you guys know for real for real the ladies in Thailand are going viral For the wrong reasons Hold on you gotta be way more What are you guys thinking about? What do you mean like like what ladies like ladies? So apparently lady boys or ladies ladies ladies. So there's a beauty patching called miss grant uh, Thailand That's boring. No It's actually really funny because there's like two girls that really went viral the first one her name is I'm gonna butcher it. I'm so sorry Kamau Wan Chanago, right? There's a lot of butchering going on No, okay, so there this is the beauty patching. Yes, and so she walks up on stage She is she's looking pretty right and mid sense is that she's doing her introduction Her teeth fall off and you can So if you hear it like her voice her is cracking a little bit because that's when she's talking and her Her veneers just fell off. I didn't hear it. Your voice usually cracks when you're a man. You try to talk like a girl She had like not the straightest teeth. So she had like veneers Okay That sounds like That sounds like the thing you say This is live tv so it's not like they can edit it So like as her teeth fell off like she turns around and she tries to put them back on But later on she did come back on stage and she tried to play it off Because she comes out without her veneers like with her mess of teeth and she puts them on as she's talking That's her introduction You're getting turned on and you're gonna get turned on by this girl She actually got a Environmental for her dancing moves. Her name is Dara Thorne youth on so she comes up and then they pan to her right because They're doing like they're all in bikinis and they pan to all the girls with this music The girls are dancing all cutesy but this girl break dance her It looks like she's about to bust out and bring ready But then she goes up on stage and she's doing her solo right Tell me why let the she's walking and then midwalk she jumps and like does a flight kick and she starts clapping cheeks The actual audio Everyone be quiet Wait again Check out the video for yourself. Yes brown bag mornings 106 on instagram And this is exactly what all the ladies in thailand are going viral right now Now you got has anyone won this pageant. Is there a winner? There is a winner, but neither of them have a winner Okay, so you have to give context to that now explain the it's because in thailand A lady boy a lady boy. What is that lady boy? It's a lady that is a boy Which one you know I didn't do that. That's her audio I didn't know I didn't make the audio You know what she knows she knew what she was doing with that She's setting me up for that I've been set up every morning. I get set up here Every morning every morning. There's a setup for me. Yeah, it's just be horned. It's a setup. Yeah, it's not my fault You get turned on for this It wasn't that one I don't know The end to get you You're out of control dude, I every morning I get set up in this Every morning I have to go home and my girl's like do you really have to do all that she he doesn't It's in the fine brain every time I get home at 10 a.m. She's like do you really have to do all that? He doesn't you have to say all that That's how you really feel. That's okay. She loves me. Uh, we're gonna decide who had the worst weekend between greg and vick Greg what happened to you brother? I went to a host locals in my homie and I haven't talked to my homie in a while and it's been like a cool minute So I was like, you know what let's bond. Let's go have like drinks have some food. Mm-hmm stuff like that Met me up there perfectly fine and then made a way he's like I gotta go left me there And I had to pay the bill in those $220 yikes 220 What did you guys buy just doing in shots food Stuff like that And then he drove away and in midway. He's like, hey, I gotta go that's dining dash basically That's called a d.u.i You invited him you said you hit you hit him up and you said hey, let's go. Let's catch all this Yeah, and then I had to sit there all sad by myself watching this your date sad ass dodger game I don't want to watch a dodger game too. So it's like Jesus Christ. I had to sit there Are your homegirls? I look like a weirdo by myself. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I felt so weird Well, didn't help that you were like you had this crazy look on in your eye. I'm sure looking looking at the girls And then you foment the mouth watching othani I don't do that. I got stuck with the bill. You guys stuck with the bill. You did it to yourself. You asked him out It's my homie. Yeah, but you asked him out You hit him out. Ask him to go out with you But even like if Vic asked is like it big if big ask me like hey los invito that means like I got it Yeah, yeah, that's crazy. But if con invites me. I'm like, yo, I got half or like let me send you something I'm gonna let you yeah, right cuz concrete is time being tando. He's he's inviting you. What? Yeah, I would never let you pay for everything All right, that's uh Vic I had a pretty good weekend except for the fact that Um, my girl ran into this girl. I used to know Wait, what do you mean? You used to you used to It was the girl I knew before her like right before the last one So were you were you active with her? I mean, you know, but you were like so I don't know So it was so it was crazy because uh, we went to an event uh, to rector landia. It was cool. We're having a good time Uh, then my girl goes with the girls like, you know, the girls are like the homies they go out to the yeah Let's go to the bathroom. Okay, whatever. They go So so they they leave the section they go to the bathroom and then while she's over there She runs into that girl Yeah, and the rest Does she know this is the girl you Okay, she tried to sabotage us Oh, okay. Okay. So what happened? Yeah, so she so they knew who each other were because of that because you know, whatever And then so it was like, okay, uh, so that girl was like, what's up? And my girl was like, what's up with you? Jordy gets down like that. She's apparently Apparently after a couple shots and then and then nothing happened. They just walked away But it was still crazy because it's like out of all the people and especially that venue like it's huge There's probably I don't know 5 000 people there or something like that She comes back and she tells you yeah, did you see the the your ex no no no Oh, okay, you don't have eyes for her. Oh, okay. Yeah, right? What were you thinking? No, not at all, but that's the second time we run into her when we party Oh, but we don't in completely different areas and we don't even party that much me and my girl. So that means our girl's always out That's your hey that was your type at one point. Yeah You're I can't do so much You were so bitter Yeah Okay, so she said what so she went up to your girl Yeah At the rest room. I know Get over it already. Get over it already made my decision. Get over it girl Get over it. I choose Jordy. You lost come on. Did you guys kiss or what? What happened to it? You know what? same stall No, don't do that. Jordy don't play We try to fantasize Okay, who had the worst weekend? I think Victor. I didn't know I think it didn't left with the bill socks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't I didn't pay anything the whole time. They got left with fantasies Don't laugh at that big It's a nightmare. It is Yuck Should have been in between you guys. What were you guys wearing? It's no secret the economy is economy And life is tough out here if you're trying to go outside like on the weekend on a weekday It just hurts. It hurts your wallet What's up, bro? I spent 11 dollars on a soda and a water the other day. Yeah 11 dollars Like you had to You can't turn away now imagine going like on a date and trying to figure it out You know, you're the one that's dating but for all of us over here me, vik, angie and khan We're still out there like with our significant others are trying to make it happen, right? Pero LA times has put together a list of 75 things you could do in Los Angeles 75 things it's a pretty good list I want to read off some of them to you Uh that will be more cost effective and even free to do out here if you're trying to figure it out I want to start with the free ones because I really do think like we do not take advantage of these Griffith observatory. Yeah, it's still free to get in. Oh, yeah, you do not pay and they have really cool things in there I think you got to pay extra to go into the show. Mm-hmm. That is really nice It's like the it looks like what's that car that has all the twinkly lights the rose. Yeah, it looks like a rose Royce like Super vibes the Getty Museum Excuse me the Getty Museum is also free to go into so that in itself Good take a quick walk inside the Getty Museum is free to go into but if you want to go to the actual museum parts You have to pay No, it says you just pay for parking no The Getty Museum is free. No, no, last time we went they're like no hard. Who'd you go with your life my ex? For a while. That's why we went. It's just really want to go. Yeah, and then so we went we're like, oh cool It's free, but then when we got there like oh no, if you want to go into this one you have to pay this much Hell no, you didn't you know Well, first of all all those places they have weird hours. They close at like 2 p.m. Oh, yeah, it's rich people hours Yeah, California science center is free. Oh, I remember going to the california science center as a kid No BMO by coliseum. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Uh also watts towers Free from the outside. Yeah, they charge a little bit more for like a tour, but it's free to go check out what's towers Well, I didn't know that Well, have you ever been to what's ours? You're from what? Yeah, we used to go all the time after school. What would you do? How was it? How was it? Yeah, what do you do? What do you do there? Um a lot of activities that we probably shouldn't have been doing as high schoolers activity like what like what like what? Um, it was high school. Yeah, that was 20 years ago Yerba when uh, this stuff like smoking marijuana That's mint. That's mint. He's having a mint tea. Yerba mateys A lot of mari and then Juana Yerba mortas. You were doing girls at the tower. Yes, he was Yeah, you were doing girls. Okay. What about now? Would you go to the watts towers? We recommend it as something free to do It's really nice to see like actually like see somebody's art like somebody at the time to actually create because it was it was trash And you know in the beginning and he welded the pieces made it into the watch tower. So it's kind of interesting I actually see that see that's cool. It was trash you guys I'm already going right now It's just things to do. It's really tough for people to find things to do out here you guys Grand Central Market, it's free to walk through with clearly the food costs, but You could look at the views taco sign like wow, I want to eat there To Grand Central Market. Oh, yeah, it's beautiful It's beautiful and a lot of different cultures because they have different food shops. It looks really really tight a really honestly if you've been to like a like Sobre ruedas or like a market in Mexico where there's a bunch of them together It looks like that at some parts of it the Grand Central Market Yeah, they have a lot of mexican shops that have like the candy laid out the fruit laid out just like they do in Mexico So yeah, I've only been to like purge next to it. That's like a nice Perch All right, we're kind of doing things that are cost effective my friend also the okay This isn't free, but it is cost effective if you go to ecco park and you go to swan lake. It's not too crazy It's about 750 for kids and 13 dollars for adults to go on the little boat Yeah, it might be some bodies in the water, but no, that's not true It happened in the night because that one movie My crazy life Yeah, but leave that alone. All right, or you could just stay at home Yeah, you can do push-ups with all that you just said I'd rather just stay at home Oh ecco park. Oh my god Come back your car's broken into it doesn't even matter about all that the gas is 12 dollars a gallon. So You're not gonna drive to get there. How free is it? Well, they did you guys started running? What's one more good one? I'm just trying to help you guys out. It's cheap money. You're goddamn business at home dog What's one more good one? I want a couple noodles. Okay. I do like this one the panorama Uh drive-thru You can go there Panorama city no paramount paramount. Yeah. I go there all the time. I drive through the paramount drive-thru. Yes. Yeah Yeah, the drive-in. Yeah. Yes. It's a drive-in movie theater. Yeah, and it's on rose trans. Yes, and it's very cost effective It's for like less than 10 bucks you can watch you can take your own food to an early fuck up the windows easy I take my truck I park my truck backwards get my own food put it back there boom No, I take dates, but yeah, it's fun. Take a chair or two take a little radio. Yeah, it's fun. It looks very it sounds very Yeah, Greg enjoys the movie. I don't know if she does but yeah What what oh my oh my god No, they don't do those Show the camera do it again They don't do those movies there the head just was crazy Yeah, can you clip that and was said it to his girl so that she can tell you what your girl tells you What does your wife tell you when you get home? He's like wow Is that what you do at home? Yeah, the hand gesture was all like that was what does your girl tell you? Fun do you have to do that? Do you really have to do that? You really have to say that my contract. It's on my contract. Yes, babe. I gotta bring the vibes. Sorry The hand gesture you gotta bring the vibes one more time. Vic just had to be Reboarded Vic Vic basically made the hand gesture that he would get it Cabe seeds and the trokites. Yeah, he did that Greg was that Greg was and how was it kind? It looks like a dribbling Dribbling your car Oh my god, the mayor's here Hello studios was nine plus ten Look at this studio's food And the words of the great labor on James it is taco tuesday He tried and one thing today guys Researchers have said that tacos are healthier than granola bars. What specifically tacos al pastor Really? I believe yes because granola bars are full of processed sugars. Yeah, and not protein So it's less about the tacos and more about the how bad the granola bars are. Yeah, so you can eat for for one Granola bar you can eat like three tacos del pastor. Oh, are you serious? Whole foods are always better than processed whole foods. Exactly. And you guys want to hear what's the worst To I will the least healthiest of the most healthiest tacos Coming at number one as the first Now we're done with granola bars I appreciate you The tacos he ranked and he found he did his own study. Oh This is a real study. I did my own study research You worked what the healthiest to least healthy tacos are I spent all night guys. All right All right, the worst tacos to eat at number. Well, we'll start at number at number five Okay, number five here we go tacos de lengua Those are bad. Those are bad Tacos of tongue. Yeah, they're bad. They're bad for you. They're bad. Yeah, they're bad But you you cut off the fat. Yeah, they're fifth bad. All right. What's fourth number four are tacos de cabeza fourth Tacos the head. Yeah, I don't like that. That's what big was doing right now. Yeah That was a crazy head just I haven't seen almost like seventh grade imagine Right Hey bro, imagine Number three coming up as the worst tacos number three is tacos de carnitas Because those are deep fried. Yeah often slow cooked and large resulting in high saturated fat. Oh, yeah Also, no, uh, coming in at number two is tacos de tripa intestine Oh Again dipped in lard right cooked in lard with high saturated fat and coming in at number one Number one worst for you. Where's for you is tacos de ceso. Okay, which are tacos of brain tacos Yes, that's disgusting. At least nabiria. All right. What are the healthy tacos? So the healthiest tacos you can get are carnazada steak grilled flank and sirloin relatively low in fat and high in protein guys The second healthy is a shredded chicken or beef healthy if if fat is trimmed and avoid the skin Oh chicken tacos. Yeah, pull back the skin every time guys Grilled fish or shrimp very low fat. Hi What? Shrimp tacos Like oh man today today's the day we get fined Uh mostly healthy HR's gonna take care of that for me most healthy boring grilled chicken tacos tofu or lean ground turkey Oh, well turkey tacos, I mean they're okay. What? First choice grilled chicken turkey Yeah, grilled chicken tacos tofu or lean turkey are the best for you america. Wait, I thought the best was carnazada Yeah, it is it is well it's carnazada shredded chicken beef or grilled fish or shrimp or mostly the number one number one is carnazada Those are the best for you. I am protein Al pastor is healthier is healthier than granola bars Al pastor lands at number six Which one number six or worse So technically a beef asala that's better from worse to best than a granola bar from worse to best It's a number six carnazada number seven eight is boy. You wait I'm gonna retain all this information. That's always the least There's guys. There's guys just guys. Is it healthy or not? There's three studies. Can you guys follow along? No, I'm trying it. I'm writing. The point is for just grill it I'll grill it You did two lists and then you listed them weird so the best thing you can do is grill your granola bar Ha ha ha ha ha