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Now it came from me wanting, so he was rude to me and my brain goes too fast. So I said, I wanted to say I'm gonna strangle you and I also wanted to say I'm gonna hit you, but the H from hit took over the STR from strangle and I landed on him, I'm gonna hang you. And I immediately went, oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that was the heritage talking. That was some deep rooted stuff. That was not my lineage. That was not subconscious. It was none of that. It was a simple mistake with serious consequences, but it was a simple mistake. You ever find that? Like, cause there's some times where I can feel my roots coming out and I'm like, oh, that's my people. You know what I'm saying? Like a good 808 hits and I turn into something else. See, when a good 808 hits for me, it's like, I don't know if I'm from my people. Like, I love that. I go, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Dude, did you hear that DJ? Oh, what the hell is that noise? You did hit the, ooh, ooh, ooh. No, I did not. You did, he did. I said, ooh, ooh, I didn't, I did. Y'all are, dude, y'all are painting a bad picture. We're not painting a picture, we're looking at the picture, you painted. I literally said, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I didn't go, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I didn't do that. I said, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, young MA, Brooklyn's finest. Anyway, what happened to Dej Lof? What happened to Dej Lof? Dude, whoa, what'd you just say? What happened to Dej Lof? Is that her Dej Lof? It was, have I been wronged to something to Lof? I hope, try me. No, I'm not gonna lie, I just have a crush on her. Whoa. No, I knew she swung through the team. No, no, no, no, no. Is she? Dej Lof is not gay. She, somebody Google that. Ha ha ha. Dej loves sex, no, dude, have you seen the music video, Me, Hennessy and You? Can I say, I used to put, there have been reports of her having a girlfriend. Yes, no, there's not, she's 100% been, okay, well there's not a problem. There's nothing wrong with it, no, but I'm saying, I used to have a big crush on Dej Lof. Fun fact. She had that little tiny little haircut, her little bob slick down, holy shit. Those edges were laid, oh my God. Me, Hennessy and You. Fun fact, I've never seen Dej Lof's face. What? Sounds like MF Doom. Oh, no, it's not. MF Doom, one is absolutely legendary too. He literally wore like a metal mask. Dej Lof is every bit visible. But I've just never seen her. I've generally, she's a pretty little thing, but like, why did you talk to her like that? Dude, y'all are making me swear. I don't know, I don't know. Dude, I used to have a crush on her back. Yeah, I've never seen her. It's literally like, she's my woman MF Doom. I had more, that's hilarious. I had more of a crush on Dej Lof than I did like Beyonce. You have an acquired taste, and I respect the hell out of it. You have a real acquired taste. No, you used, oh my God, dude, what you said about back in the days. I don't want to dox, I don't want to get, cause it'll be easy to connect the dots. But there was someone that I had a crush on back in the day. Yeah. Oh, I was like, bro, she's so cool. You said, yeah, she's so cool, cause she's one of us, Cam. Yeah, Cam, Cam likes somebody that can set a high pick and roll. Like a woman that's like six, seven, two, 50, Cam will chop that tree. I said, bro, I don't have a strange build on that Clyde's deal. I said, bro, I don't know what it is, she's so cool. You're like, Cam, she's one of us. Yeah, cause she would come to the dorm and want to arm wrestle. I was like, Cam, you don't have a crush on her. That's your friend, dude. That's your homeboy. That's your homeboy. Oh my God. She's playing 2K for 12 hours straight. I'm like, dude, that's why I like her, man. She's sick. I was like, imagine queuing into a game with her. Like, if you're not. Cam, she's in basketball shorts and a beater. Oh yeah. Now that when the beater came out, I was like, OK, I might have been, you know. I like a good tank top on a girl. Dude. Tank top. Ooh. Ooh. Nothing underneath it, right? Very important. See, I knew. I kind of just slothed you up for now. Very important. I'm going to be unapologetically me. Now one thing about my wife, now this is going to get weird. We can move quickly. Please don't. I don't want to. There's too much under the tank top to wear, the tank top. I said, babe, put this beater on. It'll be real nice. Spice a couple things up. And I said, holy s**t. I said, hey, we're pouring out. Just in a construction site. They do the concrete thing, which pours out the side. I said, wow. I said, I mean, that is wow. Yeah, it was like, honestly, you are creepy, bro. Like, you're creepy as hell. I'm not creepy. That is my woman. That is my wife. I love her in every form she offers. Like, if you were on it with sweatpants and a little bit of sweat from the bed, not sex time, but just a warm night, I love that form. I also love just French tips, heels on, perfect little fitted dress. I love it all. I love everything in between. OK, I get where you're coming from. And side of wife beater vibes. I love it all. I get where you're coming from because I always thought, the way you talk about your wife and her hairy toes and stuff like that, you're like, oh, I love it. Like, when I was single, I was like, maybe I will never find love for being love. Are you getting there? Yeah. Yeah, like, like Sarah will have a rank morning breath. Oh, like, it will hit, like, it will hit, like petroleum. Oh, man. But I'll be like, come give me that nuzz. Yeah, see? See? I'll put my nose in her mouth and just I'll snive it up. See, now that's where we're like, you're getting close. We're comparable, but we're not the same. You know what? I've never put my nose in Liv's mouth. First off, Liv would never go for that. Yeah, you don't. A million. She's like, you have boogers, and what are you doing? Sarah put her, she sniffed flow nays out of my nose in Las Vegas this weekend. If y'all are snorting flow nays out of each other's nostrils, only the good Lord knows what goes on when the shades are shut and that door is locked. By God, y'all are sitting here going, too, let me get a hit. All right, open up your nose. It's actually exactly how it goes. So what happened was I sprayed flow nays in Vegas because I was having bad allergies out there in the desert. And she came and gave me a kiss. But you know the smell of flow nays is tough. It's like an azeal spray if you don't know. So yeah. And so she kissed me, and she goes, oh. She goes, you got a little bit of flow nays? And I said, yeah. And then she goes, give me a little sniff of that flow nays. And I said, you want to sniff of that flow nays? And she goes, mm-hmm. And she put her nose in my nose. And then now, every time I'm about to spray flow nays in the morning, I go, I go, ba-ba. And she goes, what? And I got some flow nays in us. And she'll come and sniff. She'll come and take a hit on my nose. Two, three, two, one. Dude, you're so, you are so not allowed to call me a creep. Let's just put that out there. You cannot call me creepy because I like my wife's big tank top. Because I like my wife's big party bags in a tank top. You just said, first off, you're whispering like ghostly. Like it's like, you own your house. There's no one in it. Like, talk loud. First off, you're whispering. You're calling her animal names. Bear bear. I got flow nays in my nuzz. It's a nuzz. Come get a hit. And then she whispers back, oh, you got a little bit of flow nays in your nuzz. Oh, you got a little bit of flow nays. Dude, that's in my mind. That's not even the creepiest thing we did. Am I wrong? Is that not creepier? No, no. OK, so my mind is creepy. No, no. There's a difference between creepy and cringy. I'm cringy. That's past cringy. Cringy is bae. Cringy is sending the text that are literally used as caption. That's cringy. That's creepy. Listen, let me justify myself. Let me get a little stiff of your nuzz. Let me get the flow nays out your nuzz, bear bear. So my mind's like, oh, that couple's like overly in love and they're weird. Like, that's what it is. Yours is like, oh, we got to check his hard drive. Like, you're like, oh, I want that C-maid running up them party bags. Like, that's weird, bro. And that's not even the weirdest thing that me and Sarah do. I don't even know if you want to. I'd love to hear it. We call it puppy time. And so it's in the morning because she wakes up before me to go to work. And so it'll be like 5 AM and she'll wake me up. And she goes, oh, is that my pumpkin? And I have to wake up and I got to go. Mind you, I have to wake up. When Sarah says, oh, is that my pumpkin? I have to wake up. Yeah, but I like it too because she's all dressed and smells good and ready to walk out the door. And she'll come over to my side of the bed and it's puppy time. So I go, and she'll pet my tummy. I love it. And then she'll give me kisses. And she gets my good spot on. It's good. So all at 5 in the morning, by the way, and then she'll kiss me on my head. And then I'll go back to sleep. Now, I want, now this is what I want to do with that information. I'm going to apply it to my life. And then I'm going to reverse the roles. Because Liv's very much pregnant. She sleeps in as she should. I'm going to now go through that scenario as if I'm Sarah talking to Liv. Where's my pumpkin puppy time kissy smoochy rub of the belly? Yeah. If I walked up to my wife, ready to go to work, and said, oh, is that my little pumpkin? Is that my little pumpkin? Oh, it's puppy time. The actual first thing she would do. So what the f*** are you doing? What are you doing? And I go, oh, just my little pumpkin. You look so sweet. Let me get a little rub. Then she'd go, I told you where I'm from. Go on pregnant. And I go, oh, OK, sorry. Just let me get a little pump. Let me get a little ruffy pumpkin time. And she would say, get out of my house. She would demand me to leave. And then the rest of her day would be ruined. I think this is what y'all need to do. Take a little bit of drugs. When she's not pregnant, you brought it up. Because y'all aren't doing the street. Y'all are doing laboratory PhD scientist drugs. No, we're completely sober. But I'm just saying, for y'all to get to that point, I think you should both take a little sum sum and then just let the earth take over and the love and no boundaries, right? Like no egos. You got to strip the egos from y'all's relationship. You do have to have an ego death. You got to. And so you just scratch her tuft. Have you? No, I scratch everything on her. I shaved her bone dry the other night. Imagine a six, seven man on his knees on the tile with a pregnant naked wife right in front of him that can't see any hair that she possesses. And I got a cup of water. She's standing in a bath in a razor in the other hand. And I'm going little to the left. Everything, all of it. Yeah, that's a different kind of left love. See, I don't think I'm there yet. No, you're not. You're at this. I've never, I skipped that face. I don't know what that is. I've skipped it. But we don't make out in public, though. I think that's where it crossed the line. PDA. Now, Pete, now, you want to talk about creepy. PDA. PDA. Ryan Clifton. The boy said, that boy Ryan. Ryan's like, he's like, you're going to know I love you. Right, girls? If we're in love, then we're in public. That's what the gentleman said. This is my girl. I want to kiss now. And I'm like, no, but bro, PDA. PDA is fine. And it's cute when it's real, but not too real. What's fake PDA? Fake PDA. Like, you know fake PDA. If, say, we're all, say, you and Sarah, me and Liv, say all the boys have girls or have their girls there, whatever, we're all chilling. And say you and Sarah are just having the blast. And you all just turn, oh, I love you so much, Mary. Get a little smooth as s***. And you see someone else, and it's like fake PDA. Like, they see someone else in love, so then they force it upon their partner. Is that a thing that happens? Really, they like, it's like a- It's the dawn of man, bro. It's a competition. Oh my god. Competitive PDA is a thing. Are we opening the left side of your brand? Do you not understand how females work? This is a very much female. My female don't work like that. That's fine. That's great. You got a good one. Keep it. Bro, there will be times where if someone else, say two girls are being petty, real caddy, going back and forth with every little feud. This girl gets a smooch. What do you think this girl's doing? She'll turn around and kiss all the way. Oh, that is true. Where's my smooch? I wish you would kiss me like that. I wish you would do that with me. Oh, I hate that. Yeah. Oh, because at one point I turn around and kiss K-Rob. What are you feeling? Wait, if you kiss K-Rob? Yeah. I'll be like, ugh. You go, oh god. Y'all can have it. I don't want that anymore. No, bro. It's a real thing. Dude, OK, let's give PDA rules. What's the extent of your PDA? Like yours personally? Actually, you don't do any PDA. Y'all always say that, bro. You don't even hug in public. That's so not true. Me and Liv are, OK, here's another thing. And this is not to downsize anything, whatever. Me and Liv have been together for eight years now. So sorry. We hug all the time. We hug all the time. We kiss all the time. When we go to our friends, especially new parents, we don't get to hang out with them too often. It's like once a month now, maybe, in a group setting. When we go, she knows it. I love her. I will hang out with you. But it's like, we're here with the boys. We're here with the whole crew trying to get some laughs and jokes. And it's kind of the same with Liv. Like the other night, I think she was sitting out with the girls. All the girls were chatting, all of us were hanging out. That's true. So it's more of those things. My personal rules. You can obviously hug. You can get a little slap, a little grab. Oh, yeah. You've got to be able to touch the boondah. You've got to be able to touch that back. I mean, it's hard not to. You see that thing just sitting there with no love. And you can smack that thing. Hey, wake up a little. Hey, wait. What just dripped on me? Something dripped on you? Oh, dude, K-Rob's infiltrated the entire system. Oh, the whole building. He brought that in there, man. Ask, grab, forward slash slap. Yeah. Hugs, obvious. Kiss. Now, here's the big one. The kissing is where everything gets a little murky. Kissing is where it's lined. My kiss goes to the point you can kiss your partner. You can kiss your partner. Good. You can slip a little of that old tea down there, right? Excuse me? Tongue. You can slip a little of that tongue. Tongue in public? Now, hear me out. No public tongue. Listen, when you get to the point of public tongue, you should feel the pheromones surging through your body. At that point, I'm fighting against my britches. Exactly. You go, whoa, whoa, Nelly. You need to know your cerebral. You need to know what's the next step. The next step, clothes have been ripped off. The next step, I'm grabbing throat. Now, that's where you've got to stop. That's where you can't keep it going in public. As soon as you get to the point of, oh, I feel the need to give my partner tongue, turn it off. So I feel like if you're at the point of tongue in public, you're already wrong. Your mouth shouldn't be open in public. That's true. But I've seen a lot of tongue that they do a classy, real classy. Where are you? Like, where? This is like a rooftop, like a brunch rooftop. Definitely mimosas flying around. Champagne making do it. Tonguing over waffles is crazy. Oh, dude, people do it. And they probably had a great night that before. Probably don't know each other too well, if you know what I'm saying. Whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, first of all, if you don't know someone too well, then there should be no PDA. If it's a first date, no PDA. That's living in the bedroom. Not a first date. Hear what I'm saying. They probably had a great night the night before. I get it. I get it, dude. By the way, I caught on my Tesla. Literally, somebody had to put that on my Tesla. The PDA. What did you just say? Well, that's the highest level of PDA. Literally, I saw intercourse happen outside of my Tesla. No, if you're having in front of my truck, you're going to prison. I wasn't in the truck. So if you don't know, basically, Tesla's, they have a sensory mode, which acts as a security camera. Anytime someone gets near my truck, it records it. But it doesn't tell anybody. You have to look in to see my screens, just, hey, you're on camera. These people, it was at nighttime. It was around clubs and stuff. So they were one of those people that they were probably having a good night. A lot of drinks were flowing. And they were parked right beside my truck. So whenever I get into my truck, I'm like, OK, me and Sarah, we love to do this. It shows how many things were recorded as soon as you go in there. So me and her, we always click and we're like, what happened? What were people doing outside the truck? We clicked this, and there's a couple hugging. They were hugging outside my truck, right? This is nice. Oh, it's nice. Good look. Good look. Love the couple. Me and Sarah, we're watching. We're like, oh, that's cute. But then we see, because we're seeing the back of her, the front of him, he reaches for that back porch. And I mean, it's not just like a pad. I mean, it's a, he gets one of those undercarriage scoops. And then the head start moving, the tongue starts flying. Hands start going places, I can't say on YouTube. Oh, yeah. Give me a little. Oh, yeah. Yeah, one of those. Yeah, that's what you deserve. And so I'm like, oh, wow, hands are in places that can't be seen. I saved the video. Oh, yeah, you did. You're crazy. And then so they finish. He spanks and goes into the driver's side, and she opens her door. And Sarah was like, oh, he ruined it. And I was like, wait, what happened? And she goes, he didn't even open her door after all. We opened a door without that nasty car. Well, no, they probably went home after. They drove off after, but oh, this was a crowded parking lot. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Then he's, you just, you just squeeze. Come on. You grip that watermelon. You did your hands where your hands aren't supposed to go in public in front of someone else's cyber truck. You don't even open the door for the lady. I mean, it's wrong. It's wrong. But that's so be careful. If you're around at Tesla, you are probably being recorded. But that's my favorite thing to do. It's just look at people. Dude, no, the my favorite video for yours for a while. Now, sorry to hit a nerve if I have to. But it was when K-Rop hit your truck. Oh, yeah. When K-Rop smacked into the back of me after the episode 200 dinner. It was so, it was just such utter because he was already at a complete stop. A complete stop, a good distance away. And then he literally went like this. And just like, boom. I was like, our heads hurt for two days after that. Oh, thank you. Putting that on the record. How are you going to tell me what my head felt like? The You Should Know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Factor. For me, eating healthy isn't a willpower problem. It's really not. You know what it is? It's a setup problem, bro. Until I found Factor. As you can see, I've been getting slim, fit, and cut up. Tell me how good I look. 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I need to be aware of what I'm doing. Oh, buddy. I wasn't aware of what I was doing. So throughout the whole show, because 90% of it was commercial, so I was able to get on my phone. I would get on my phone between the four minute matches. You're kidding. You are kidding. Certainly got it. So I got on my phone, and I was like, OK, I would see a bunch of story mentions. And I was like, oh, people are recording me on their TVs watching Wrestlemania. There is a video that went out of me watching a match. And you can literally see me having a panic attack in front of Cody Roberts. Oh my god, dude. That was my favorite part. Yeah, describe the video, because you saw it. Oh my god, dude. So it's from obviously someone on TV, but you're on the hard cam, like you said. And this man, Peyton, is literally sitting there watching. He goes, and it's like, from me knowing him, what I think it was, and you can talk to the validity. I think you were about to speak and say something, but then you immediately thought about it, and you started freaking out. And then you tried to play it off. That looked like a carbon copy of some shit I've seen for years now. You literally were sitting there, and you were like, he was going to talk, and then he looked like he was going to vomit in a matter of a second. And he was like, he covered his mouth. He was like, and it was, I watched it probably 20 times, because you put that on your story. I did. I reposted it. Oh my god, bro. I was like, and what I look like, and then other people's stories they posted, they literally looked like a human ostrich. You were like this. You were just watching like this. I was so erect. And I have such a hunchback, so I don't know why I was so erect. And I don't understand how you feared it. I love that for you. You're so locked in, though. You've got to be locked in, but you also got to be water, like have some movement. You're going to be watching like this. You're like, you would never see me like that. And say LeBron's in the final. I'm never watching the game like this. What am I supposed to do? You'd be like, no shit. You could also do the Cody Road. No, no, no. Get him, man. Hit him with all the top turnbuckle. Top turnbuckle. Yeah, because over. You just sat there. Oh my god. So stiff. Well, the one time I did get involved is when Pat McAfee came out. Oh my god. So if you know anything about me, you know I'm a huge Pat McAfee guy. I think he's like on the Mount Rushmore. I wouldn't say that, but he's like one of the most close. He's one of the most influential broadcasters of all time, like media personalities. He is one of my idols in the game. So he has a storyline in the WWE. So he came out, right? And now he's playing a heel, which means a bad guy. So he was flipping off the crowd. I mean, just giving birds to everybody. And it was so hype. And I was like, dude, Pat McAfee's in front of me. I'm into the storyline. I'm into WWE. The eight rows away from him. He can definitely see me. And your biggest shit is standing like an ostrich. Yeah, I'm literally standing over my whole section. So I stand up and I flip off Pat McAfee. Pat McAfee turns towards me. And this is all on video. Pat McAfee turns towards me, grabs his crotch, and then he goes, you. And then flips me off. I've never been so happy for a grown man to grab his crotch. Pat McAfee flipped me off at WrestleMania. And I literally, you see it in my vlog that I post it on my TikTok. But after it, I was literally like this. Yeah, you did like a little kid. You look like this. You tried to play it. You tried to play it. You're like, oh yeah, I do. You do. Ha ha ha. Fuck you, bro. Yeah, it was so fun. That's sick though. Like that's, I love, I just love, that's one thing I admire about the WWE is that it is these incredible storylines. It's all it is. Like if you did that at an NBA game, one, you probably kicked out of the arena. You're out of there. Two, it's like real. If someone, if say Anthony Evans was like, no, fuck you, you're like, oh. All right, bro, all right. I just wanted you to miss free though. It's not like a built in, baked in. Right. Oh my God. It was so good, but man. Yeah, overall, I'll give my WrestleMania review probably later on in the episode, but seeing I show speed in person, he's not a real human being. Genuinely, no exaggeration. One of like a insane athlete. I want to say, and I will stand by this. I show speed is a once in a generation athlete. Oh yeah. Like a once in a generation, like his build alone, his back had abs. He was, he was still, he stood up on the turnbuckle. He stood up on the turnbuckle and started like flexing and breathing his, I literally went, huh, what the hell's that part? Where's that one? So athletic, so entertaining. I think that kid is, again, I mean, he is a generational talent. He is fantastic. His jump, bro? Oh yeah. That jump alone, like I know he's been in WWE for like, not in, but it's his first match. I'm saying, been in the ring, like he's not like whatever. Like he's not, that wasn't his first time ever in a ring. So like the stage fright aspect, but that jump for someone that doesn't wrestle, doesn't practice wrestling. That is, that was insane. He was so athletic. That's equivalent to getting on a one story house on the roof, probably higher, to be honest, jumping off of it at least 10 feet and landing with your stomach on a human being on a table. He actually botched the landing pretty bad. Logan did have got hurt. Yeah, he was supposed to land across the body and landed on the body. So it was rough, but they were all fine about it. But yeah, I'll give my WrestleMania Night One and Night Two review later on in the episode. I have, I found out something about my family that I'm going to leave open to judgment. I'm gonna leave it open. So you know how, you know my grandma, right? You know me, ma. Yeah, blind and deaf. Blind and deaf, right. So she stayed in her own house as a blind and deaf woman for three years after my grandfather passed away. I know that might, that's remarkable in itself. That might be a causation of CPS. And in, and basically, I think we skipped that. I think we're getting real close to somebody getting called. So then my mom was like, ah, we're two streets over. Come on, Cam's going away to college. You come live with us. So she's, she had like a seven year tenure at my mom's house. Now I just found this out this last weekend. So my dad was over at the house. He was helping me out. We were doing yard stuff and whatnot like that. He sees the gym, or the lack of the gym in the garage now. He was like, oh, does this feel weird? It's empty? He goes, is that the same treadmill? I was like, yeah, it's when y'all gave me. He goes, oh God, PTSD every time I look at it. I was like, why? He's like, what do you mean why? You don't remember? I said, remember what? He goes, Mimo fell off of it. And I went, why the fuck was Mimo ever on a treadmill? And he was like, he goes, what do you mean? Your mom had on a whole training regimen. What? My mother had my blind and deaf grandma on a workout regimen. No. That was all indoors that included A, a treadmill, and B, a set of five pound dumbbells. Cameron. So I immediately, hey mom, what are you doing? Oh, that's cool. You made Mimo walk blind and deaf on a treadmill. She said, yeah, we had a safety hook on her wrist. No. Y'all leashed her. My mom put my grandma on a leash on a treadmill, on a leash. She said, Cam, they went to the doctor. Her bone to muscle ratio was 92 to eight. She had no muscle, honey. We had to get her up and moving. She said, out of 100% of her body, 92 of it was bone. She had to do something. She could barely stand. I said, you just said she could barely stand. You have a blind woman walking on a treadmill. I said, what do you do? This can't be good. She tells me her routine. Yeah. Again, I can't stress it enough. She can't see anything. Over here. She can't see, she can't hear. And she's on a treadmill. I mean, can I say the only other place that's worse than that might be a pool. Yeah. I think it's a pool on a treadmill. Oh, I'll just drop her in the deep end. See what she does. She had my grandma. Now, granted, it was from the doctor. It wasn't just my mom making it. They were like, she needs to do something or she's gonna become bedridden. My grandma is 80, 81, something like that. Maybe 75-ish at the time. A mile a day, which took her 30 minutes, but a mile a day. That's actually not bad. And an arm routine with five pound dumbbells seated in her wheelchair. When I heard this. Like, I don't know to laugh or not. Oh, you can laugh. I was crying, laughing. I said, what is your problem? Just give her some to quilt. Like give her some to knit. So why is she working out? She's 80 and blind. I was like, why is she doing anything physical? And then my dad was like, yeah, it was a whole conversation, but your mom wanted it to happen. And then I was like, okay, circle back. She fell? Yeah. Oh my God, that's scary. Why did my dad go? Oh, she fell hard too. You know my dad. Oh, she fell hard. Didn't leave room for four days after that. Bro, y'all don't have to be sad. Me most good, that was in the past, you can laugh. He goes, oh, she fell hard. That's why we had to end up getting the safety cuff afterwards. I said, so what happened? He goes, hell, she probably missed a step. So she fell on her hip, slid off the treadmill, onto the wooden floor. Cam. And I said, bro, y'all are. No, okay. They're not, cause it's from the doctor, but I'm like, right, how did I, but I don't think doctor said treadmill. I think doctor might've been like, take her on a walk. Are you gonna walk her? She's blind. She doesn't wanna go outside. I think the biggest thing was- What do you mean she doesn't wanna go outside? She needs to do, you think she's itching to wake up the morning, go to the front door and take a walk around the pond? I'm saying somebody walk with her outside, instead of putting her on a treadmill with a collar on. But that's not what's in the collar. But I think that the whole thing was, she needed to walk without her walker. Cause the walker is what she's relying on. It's like a lot of weight on the walker. She's kind of scooting. She needed to do some form of walking without it. So how treadmill got brought up is wicked. I mean, that's sad. Is that not insane though? Okay, honestly though, nevermind. I'm not gonna say that. Say it, say it. No, I'm gonna say if I get to a certain point, put me down. Oh, no, yeah, no, no. No, I was like just me. No, I don't want that for my need. No, I'm saying for me, cause I've told people this. Like, if there's a point where like, I'm waking up and I'm hurting, like I'm just like, ah, go and give me that good ol' Malcolm Jerome treatment. Just if you're hurting? Just like hurting to the point, like minimal pain. Like a joints kind of acting up. A little bit osteoporosis can't get you going. You're just like, ah, knees not working. Call her. Let's get out of here. Hey, it's been fun. Good run. No, no. Get the lawyer, I'ma look at the wheel one last time. Get her over here. Bring the big needle. No, you know what I mean. It's just a point where it's like, like man. Like if people start petting me, like to that point where people are like, oh, Peyton. Like, oh, how you been, grandpa? I'm like, I go, you're so easy. It's your own grandkids. They're like, how are you, grandpa? They're going like this. No, get your hands off me. Oh, dude, do you ever think we're gonna hit the point of elderly where everything is, oh yeah, no, you're done at 50. I'm kidding, I'm so soon. Bro, you're talking about if your knee aches a little bit, you're like, wrap it up. No. This episode is brought to you by Harry's. Guys, let me talk to you. If you know one thing in life is important, you know it's how good and reliable a shave is. We all got a shave. You got to take care of the little scragglies. You got to look good for work. You got to look good for your family. You got to look good for your significant other. And there's no one that makes you look better with your shave than Harry's. Harry's owns their own world-class blade factory in Germany. There's no outsourcing. There's no middleman. And they have perfected it. Because they have perfected the entire process, they allow the prices to stay low. And truthfully, that's probably my favorite part about Harry's. 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And it's a thing recently that I've been real anxious about, the thought of it. I've been watching a lot of, like, crime documentaries and, like, shit on YouTube. And a lot of the things I've been watching is about people's last meal. And I got a lot of anxiety about what my last meal would be on this earth, regardless of if I'm in prison or if, like, I'm just told, hey, this is your last meal. I think that's, like, the hardest decision to make ever. That's gotta be. It's like, it's easy to find who you want to marry. It's easy to decide if you want to have kids. My last thing, my taste buds are hitting. Give me some. HIT ME! Go pay the, go pay the, go pay the, go pay the, go pay the. That's my pay the. Grab that hat and put it back pay the. Shake that, boy. Look at that back, boy. That's nasty. Oh, oh, oh! That was genuine. I was throwing this. I was shaking this. Because everybody's making fun of me on the YSK Hall of Store Instagram. Making fun of how I was dancing. Bad moves on that one. No. We need to go to couples dancing. And back to the. Of course, K is like, let's stay there. That is an incredible answer. Now let's play that out. Say they were required. Yeah. Required to deliver your last meal. That was your answer. You wrote down who, who do you think walks into that room? My wife, hopefully. But what if they're like, oh, no, no, you didn't specify. Oh, they're giving me foreign. Just like some random. I don't want random. Oh my God. Oh my God. What would be your last meal? Dude, that's what I'm, that is a hard question. Top of the brain went to a real good Alfredo Tortellini with some chicken. Oh, you want to die fool. Oh, I don't want to die with just. Ribs. I want to die with just. I want to die full. You want to die bloated. Yeah, I'm dead. Yes. I want to, I want to massive me. I literally be like, give me Thanksgiving. No, because you know, whenever you die, like gas comes out. So I don't want to, I don't want to do that to the people in the room. Like that's like people. You're dead. You're dead. Yeah, but that's embarrassing. Like, oh God, he stinks. Oh, oh, he's still, look at that dead man. He stinks. He's dead. There's no, there's no embarrassment. You don't feel that you're dead. See, but I think people would judge me like, say I'm in a room of people. Like I envision my last meal in a room of people for some reason. Judgment ceases. You're dead. No, but that's not how I think. I think I'm going to take my anxiety to the afterlife. I don't give a f*** you think you're, you don't think you're dead. No, okay. But I feel like people are going to judge my last meal. Right. Like I feel like I would take so long to make that decision. I don't want something that's going to make me gassy because when you die, you secrete. And I don't want to secrete every dead person secrete. It's, it's dead secretion. But just because I'm about to die doesn't mean that my, my public poop fear goes away. I would probably, I'd probably go opposite and I'd, I'd figure out their allergies and I'd eat everything their allergic to. And that, that's how I want to go out. They're like, oh deathly shrimp. I said, bring the f***ing sea. Bring it all. Give me every shrimp you can find. I see, I feel like my last meal would be like a cob salad. Dude. Like something to really show like, oh, he still cares, man. Now this is showing, this is showing the level of my big backness and how much I almost love, like love food. Yeah. If we were in death row together and we did this amazing crime together and we're going to die at the end of the year. And we're going to die together and we're in the same room and you order a f***ing cob salad. I would probably be so disappointed in myself that I ever became friends with you. If your final meal was a cob salad. Really? I would be looking at you with a porterhouse 40 ounce steak. Every single side you can imagine. Definitely some Coke Z. That is a nectar of all juices. Coke Z with a lot of water and something real sweet. Oh my, oh my God. You did dessert? Oh, I want to have, oh listen here, I want a half gallon of Graham Central Station with a waffle cone bowl from Handels. That's what I want. I want a pot roast straight from someone's southern Mississippi grandma. Dude, I want a little bit of crawfish on the side. Yeah. With some nice cheddar baked biscuits. Oh f*** I don't want to die with a tummy ache. You're dead! I, no actually I would take, I would, I would, this is what I would do. I would say hey run an allergen panel, give me everything I'm allergic to. That's how I want to go out. I want to go out f***ed up. I want to go out with hives. I want to go out with, with, with like seizing for air. I'm dead. Why dude? You should- Dude that's one of those things. It's like you get to feel some new towards. I think that's my people pleasing. I would eat something that the other people would be appreciate. Like, like I feel like a good cob and like some ice water. They'd be like wow. That is not people pleasing. That is probably the most exaggerated form of an insecurity. I have ever heard in my life, you're gonna die. You get to eat anything in the world. In your last meal you're trying to please others so you can cast away judgment from your own f***s. Yeah I would have like water with lemon. I've never had that a day in my life. I would just be like oh they would appreciate it. Bro you said ice water? This, now this A actually happened and B I want you to try to decide for this. Me and Liv went to a restaurant. Like a restaurant. We went to like a mom and pop place. But it's not like a fast food. And we go in and we sit down. There's like probably 10 people in there. And they come up and they're like hey we'll be right back with some chips. And then we can take drink orders. So I'd be like bet. They come back with the chips. They go what would you like to drink? And I said word for word. I said I've had too many Coke's today. You know what I mean? Like joking. I've had too many Coke's today. I'll just take some water. The woman looks at me. This is the first time in my entire life I've ever heard this. She said you want fresh ice or still ice? I swear to God. Fresh ice or still ice. What's the difference? Thank you. So I literally go I had a visible conundrum. I went, yeah, that's a good word. I was like, I'm sorry? She goes you want fresh ice or still ice? I said, do you mean the water? Because that's like, you got a nice water. I'll be like you want tap or sparkling or still? And I was like, I'll take regular water. She said no, no, no, the ice. You want fresh ice or still ice? And I said, I'm kind of lost here and I'm starting to get a little mad. And it's not at you, but unfortunately you're in front of me. You're gonna have to receive this. What do you mean fresh or still ice? Now before I dropped this jewel of an answer, she said, what would your guess be? If you're at a restaurant, I walk up and I go, would you want fresh ice or still ice? I would think it's either handmade or machine. Okay, that's fairly close. Any other, any other maybe just going for it, just a random guess? I don't know what it would be. Oh, tap water ice or bottled water ice. No. What is it? I also want to go back to handmade. What the f**k does that mean? What is handmade ice? Handmade. I kind of just cruise right over that one. What is handmade ice? Because there's ice. Yeah, I worked that one out. They're like, no, listen, there's ice machines, right? Like a refrigerator where the ice is made in machine or there's human made ice where people make the ice. And how do they do that with their hand? How do they do that with a 98.6 degree palm? When it's got a freeze. You pour the water in an ice cube tray and you put it in the freezer. Then you put it where? In the freezer. You would consider that handmade ice. I made that. I put it in there so it has its handmade ice. I would argue the freezer made that. You put it in a mold. No, the freezer makes it by itself. You don't like the freezer you have at your house, the ice machine you have at your house, it just makes it through the night, right? You hear it go, oh. Yes. Right, that's a machine made ice. That's A.I. ice. This is... You pour water into a bowl unless you're frozen, you're not freezing the ice. But I chose to make that water into ice. I'm the Jesus of that ice. It does not matter. I've made that. It doesn't matter if you made a conscious decision. You're not freezing it. Yes. You said man-made. You are not making as a man the ice. Okay, so what? You're putting water in a mold. Okay, okay, okay. So what about this, right? So what if, hmm, right? I'm cooking something. So say I cook, so I'm making food. And I put a bunch of ingredients onto the thing and then I put it in the oven and it cooks. I cooked that, right? Or did the oven cook that? If you want to be technical, the oven cooked it. Yeah, but when you make a home cooked meal, so there's no such thing as a home cooked meal anymore. No, no, you prepared. You prepared a symbol. So how do you cook then? Coordinated. Then why do people say I'm a chef? I cooked it. No, you didn't. The stove did. That's true. That's a fair point. BTA. You're talking about ice. Pierce loved ice. I just don't, I just want to put that out there. Anyone. I said, could you please define the difference? She goes, of course. The fresh ice is from our machine. Yeah. That we get immediately and it goes right into your cup and then we pour your beverage of choice over it. Makes sense. The still ice is from our machine. But we let it fall into a container. And I went, what? I said, huh? So it's the same ice. No, no, no, there's a difference. I said, do you mind repeating that? Is this a transfer? Different? Can you say that one more time? Maybe I missed it. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I'm about to leave your restaurant and burn it down. Maybe that's my fault. But I want to make sure if I do it, I'm hearing you right. She goes, yeah, yeah. The fresh ice is from the machine. But we put it right into your cup and then pour your beverage of choice over it. Right. The freshness of ice. That does, okay, sure. And then I go, okay, I heard that. I got that right. So it didn't touch any outside air? Sure. No, no, it didn't touch any outside air or the other ice. It came from a safe spot. She goes, but our still ice is the same ice. But we just allow some to gather to be together in a bucket. Also, it's all day ice and new ice. That makes sense. All day ice melts. Not if it's next other ice. Well, yeah, but how, uh, it's the same. First off, I don't even have a bigger problem with the option. You're really arguing for her. Yes, that makes sense. It wouldn't be an option if it wasn't a thing. It makes sense. There's ice that's been sitting in a bucket all day, flies, gnats, rodents and rits all over it. You don't know what's been on that ice. Then why the would you ever offer that to someone? Because somebody, some people like seasoned ice. Some people like all day ice. Put some all day ice on it. I thought I was bringing you an absolute Blake Griffin dunk of an alley hoop and you're agreeing with this woman. I'm not saying that that's normal, but I'm saying her logic makes sense. There's all day ice, new ice. You're getting fresh from the cows nipple or you can go get some bottle from the fridge. So why, but that's my question. It's coming from your ice machine. Yeah. Why let it drop? Why offer people that? Make every drink fresh ice. What the f***? That's like going in here to the soda machine. And you literally, you go to click it and the ice machine doesn't work, but then you look down and there's a mound of ice there. It's the same thing. Go in there right mind and go, oh yeah. It's the same thing of like fountain drinks and bottled drinks. It's the same thing. No, it is not. Yes, because it's the same drink, but it just comes from different spouts. This one's coming from the same spout. You don't know the spout. She told me. She told you the same spout? She said the fresh ice we catch in the glass and you immediately make your drink and bring it to you. The still ice comes from the machine and gathers at the bottom. I'm weird with my ice though. Do you get brand new ice every time you get a drink? What? You got to get, do you get new ice every time you get a drink? Public or private? Private. I don't use ice privately. I don't, I don't use ice. That's the German in you. No, it's not. That is, my fridge is set to 36 degrees. It's four degrees away from everything I own being ice. It's cold enough. I don't need extra ice. I want more liquid in my cup. Okay, okay. Well, take it off of you then for me, every time I have like say, I have a red solo cup at my house and I put ice in it. Yes. And then I put my Diet Coke in that cup and I'm drinking it. Oh, keep the same ice. No, once I'm done with that Diet Coke, I dump that ice. I need new ice. You're so bougie. It's starting to get disgusting. That's bougie. Bougie? Getting new ice per drink is not bougie. No, that's fresh. That's fresh. That is bougie is how do you not think that's bougie because that's like that. It changes the flavor profile. It makes you, it makes your drink musty. If you get the same one, it makes it honorable. That's what it does. It makes your drink your drink. Yeah, it's my drink. It's my drink. It's my drink. That's like you. Okay. That's like the sh** you used to be on. I'm a new towel every single time you take a shower. I still do that. That's bougie. Payton, wake up. Bro, I don't want my smoke cigars. You do bougie towel. bougie red solo cup. You'll read bougie finance books. First of all, you're bougie. First of all, if anybody saw the towels I used, you wouldn't say I'm bougie. My mom came to my house, saw my towels and she's like, is this for Sarah's dog? Like, no, those are my face towels. Like those are the towels I use. No, it definitely looks like it came with you from like a refugee camp. Yeah, those are the same towels I've been using since college. I'm not a towel guy. I think it's gross to use towels on your, on your bull sack and then put them anywhere else on your body the day after. You do your... Oh my f**k. How do you not see that thing? People that use the same towel every shower are disgusting. I would rather not shower for three days than use the same towel. That is unbelievable. That is unbelievable. You'd rather use the same towel. Okay, would you rather use the same towel for a year straight or not shower for a month? A year straight versus one month of not bathing. Yes. I would, I would use... Let me lower it. I'd use the same towel for the rest of my life before I went, before I went a month without bathing. 31 days without bathing. You'd rather use the same towel for the rest of your, the rest of your human existence than not shower just for one month? Peyton, you smell my genitalia when we're done recording and that's two hours. 31 days. That's, that's guaranteed. Probably eight days of recording. That's disgusting, Cam, because at some point, do you dry between your crack after you shower? Yes. And you would use that for a month straight? I'd use it till I died. It would, it would go on out a month without showering. Not showering for a month isn't fine. It's literally fine. Like, yes, I would not advise you to do athletic activity. Yeah, that's, that's stupid. Look at you, you don't either. Yes, I do. I'm trying. You, you would genuinely, no, no... No, Pa, Peyton, Stephen Harton. Yes, sir. You would not shower for a month straight, the first to the 31st, rather than using the same towel for a whole year. I gag anytime I see an old towel. I, I, like, it's generally an ick for me to see the same towel. Like, it is disgusting because it's wet and mildewy and I know my bowls were on that. My bull sack was just wiped on that. I don't want to put that anywhere because then I feel contaminated again. I think it's, it makes you even dirtier. I think it boils down to are you just, are you going for a swim in your shower? What are you doing? What do you mean? If you properly clean your body, yes, there's going to be some bacteria that stays on the towel. Yes, there's going to be some things that stay. But if you're clean, like a hand, you would never, you would never do that a million years of the hand towel. If you're actually that jer, you keep on your ball stay. I don't think you clean down there, dude. I don't think you're cleaning good, bro. I can't stay there too long. I'm not stopped playing. See exactly, you're sitting there clean. Oh, oh, oh, you're not cleaning well enough because you would never do that with a hand towel. You would wash your hands, soap and water, hand towel dry off. You would do that for two, three months before you look at it. There's a bleach. It's so crazy because I've had the same toothbrush for two years, but like, but for some reason I can't use the same towel. It's the way my brains were. It's something got messed up. I don't understand you. How do you have to get new ice? You get new ice, but you don't buy a new toothbrush. Yeah, I don't know what it is with me and toothbrushes. I feel like it's some kind of connection. Like when she goes in my mouth, that's why it's hard for me to go over X's. Like when she goes in my mouth, it's just hard for me to let go of. You are an anomaly. You are not real. Don't look at me like that. But I'm honest though, like I'm a genuine guy. I'm a real life human being. Sometimes you're too honest. That's why I don't bring toothbrushes when I travel places. Like Sarah, like we went to Vegas this last weekend. She was like, babe, where's your toothbrush? I said, I didn't bring it. We were there for four days. I don't, I do not like to, like on tour, I didn't brush my teeth. Can we say a prayer for Sarah? No, she does it. She goes, ooh, a little more film today. You know what, you know what, sit back. This is a cold dose of reality. She doesn't like that, bro. I'm here for you, dog. Come here. Give me a dab real quick. We're going to get through this. She hates that dude. Let's be honest. You talk to her? Let's keep a bucka buck. She hates it. She has a great grill. You can see L32. They're pearly white. She definitely takes care of them. She hates that you don't take care of them. Hey, watch out. You go, calm down. She doesn't like that, man. She likes you so much. She likes your quirk. She likes this little, that little Doug Heffernan look you do. Dude, the f**k is Doug Heffernan? King of Queens? Oh yeah, Doug. Yeah. You're like that? Yeah. She likes that? She likes the, the doggy? She wants you to brush your teeth. Let's keep a spade of spade. No, but I use mouthwash. Oh, dude. Oh my God. Oh, I got sh** in the ribs. It's got a band-aid on it. That's what you just said. Oh, I got stabbed in the arm. Yeah. Let's do some little, let's do some light raises. Get the blood flowing. Those aren't, those aren't fixes. I've stopped using Q-tips because I like the feeling of the earwax falling out. That is a good feeling. It's a good feeling. It's weird. It always feels like a whole nugget. Yeah, it hits your shoulder. I'm trying to see it. How long were you in there? Yeah, dude. And you can hear sh** better? 100% Oh, the clarity is incredible. Oh my God. The clarity is like hitting a drug. Like I'm not kidding. It's like getting new 808s in the back of your truck. I mean, it's beautiful. It's, it's literally, it's like fuzzy. It's like watching a movie in like, like 480. Yeah. And then as soon as it falls out, it just randomly hit to like ultra 4K. Yeah. No, it's beautiful. You're like, oh my God, I'm seeing, I'm seeing. And it's healthier. You're not supposed to use Q-tips. So I stopped using Q-tips and I've just let it accumulate. And I felt it before I can be like, oh, it's like a loose tooth in there. Like, you know, as a kid, you can't feel it moving. And you go in there with that one finger, get some like that. And you just keep on moving. You just get rid of it. You're flicking to keep moving. Guys, I don't know if that camera, if the camera picked that up. There was so much on his finger. See if I can get some more. Oh no. Yeah, there was a lot, but that's, that's the best. And you get it to your kid. You gave it to him. He does have some dirty, dirty, dirty ears. Speaking of my kid, P. I have a story to tell you. Okay. This weekend, my parents, they went to their storage unit, which first off, if you own a storage unit company, hold on to it because y'all are taxing out the. They were way overpaying for this. They finally found out they went to clear it out and cancel the membership. Okay. In the process of them cleaning out this storage unit, there's a lot of my childhood in there. Okay. They call me. They go, Oh, there's someone, some of your action figures are in here. Oh, one of your old pillows. I'm like, that's just weird. Like action figures, get rid of them. The pillow, why the hell did you keep a pillow? Throw the pillow away. And she was like, I'm pretty sure it was the one you always had your nose bleeds on. And I was like, why do you have that mom? Like you're not painting yourself in a good light. Yeah. You're Dexter. Yeah. Get rid of the blood pillow. And your mom keeps teeth, doesn't she? Yeah, teeth, blood pillows, everything. Oh my God. If they opened up that thing, they would be like, Oh, it's the guy from a year. Yeah. This Joe Colbert said. So they're clearing it out. And my mom, she comes to my house like four days out of the week. She goes, I'm going to bring some that I found. I think you'll think it's cool tomorrow. And I go, all right. I brought it here today to share with you. Okay. This is, this is a mystery box of my childhood. Okay. You had a minute. Can I see that? So this is from your parent storage unit. This is from my parents storage unit. I forgot about every single thing in this box. He's all belongs to me. And I loved them all. I loved them all enough to keep them in a box whenever it was time to move on to old college. How old do you think this box is? Oh, there's certain things in here that date the box. Oh my God. Okay. I'm talking 30 years ago. I'm excited to see it. I'm 27 or I'm 28 now. I don't know how they're 30, 35 years old. Don't know why I own it, but I did and I loved it. So you put the things in this box. Everything in this box was mine. I owned it. I loved it. Some things I collected them. And I want you to just get a sheer feel of the weight. Don't open it. Just feel the weight. Oh my God. Just feel the weight. This thing is at least 10 pounds. At least 10 pounds. This is massive. Okay. Are you ready for this? Is there like a hundred items in there? There's a lot. We're not going to go one by one. Okay. But there's a lot. Okay. So I'm going to open this for you and the audience and just the initial look. I just want you to look at it and just see if you see anything. We can talk through it. This is a Camp Kennedy time capsule. What is that? Is that one of those dream catchers? You had a dream catcher? I had it hanging from my fan in my childhood room when I'd go to sleep. I had a dream catcher. First item. First article. I had this hanging from my sleeping fan. Did you make it? I think it was a gift from my sister. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. But who was I'm not. Now that belongs in a 13 year old girl's room. No. That's like a college freshman girl. Everyone had that. Oh yeah. Or I don't know. 2000 years ago in the West Plains of the country. Like what is that? Like that is first thing. How many dreams did that catch? None. Okay. Now the second thing. Is that a part right? I want to know what's on that. Second thing. Have you ever heard of Pogs? Oh. I have. Yeah I have. I got a clutch at their sports car. I go can I have that? Pogs. What is a Pogs? It was a game from like the again predates us. But it was like a collectible thing from the 90s. Okay. That was like it. They literally were these little chips. I want to see if it shows it at all. There were these little chips like wooden. Like you see that holds it right there. Yeah. Yeah. Don't know where the Pogs went. But I decided to keep the case. That's cool. You kept the instruction manual. I mean that's Cam Kennedy. That is. So Pogs. Okay. Very popular in the 90s. Okay. I have a children's Bible with an incredibly white wash. I have a children's Bible with an incredibly white wash. Jesus Christ. I mean that is it. I mean that's the most American Jesus I've ever seen. This that Jesus was born in like Indiana. Like that is not this is not. They're like this is what Jesus looks like. Don't you let anybody tell you anything. No, it's not boy. That is that is Alex. That is it. Yeah. So I have a children's Bible. That's Dan. Yeah. Yeah. I mean Cam. Now. Now this is one we have to go one by one. I mean that's the most American Jesus I've ever seen. Now. Now this is one we have to go one by one. That's a kid janitor. This is a kid janitor. On one massive. Who the. Orin. Kit Brent was my was my middle school or my elementary school. Oh, okay. There's a shoe horn. What's a shoe horn. You use it on the back of your heel to get inside your shoes. Easy. Why. Why do you have that. Put it back in. Okay. Basketball ball is life was always a dream. Yeah. I have a little on police department rubber key. I was. I need to. You were born into. You were born into. You will back the blue and that is why Jesus. You see. You see your wife. You see your Alex Jesus. You protect that white Jesus and you call them cops anytime you need help. Now if they're walking towards you and you see them have a hood on you call the police. You call this number. God. You even reach for something. You dial it boy. Okay. Yeah. Make sense so far. Is that a bad. Dallas Maverick some simple. Right. I'm just a safari tiger not even sure the origin. Yeah. Now this is where it gets interesting. Okay. I had a little on public library laminate card. You're a loser. Did. Absolute loser. Unbelievable. You were an absolute loser. Now. I have a Benson and Hedges 100's cigarette. Metal hockey stick cigarette thing. What's a cigarette thing. What does that do. This is a cigarette company. What is that thing though. This is just a key chain to cigarettes when I was six. Yeah. Where were my parents. I think they were. I own this. I think they were trying to get you into a certain life. So they wanted you to go to Texas A&L. Yeah. Like why do I have that. Yeah. And then lastly this is a Lone Star Stampede from 2002 and I decided to give it a colorful tattoo and write Dallas Cowboys on it. Your parents never hung up your art did they. They didn't hang up my order or hang out with me. All right. So we're going to keep going. Okay. So I had a deck box that I wore around my neck that contained my deck that made me able to duel on the go at any given time. It's actually pretty. It's time to duel. I'd go right there. I'd take out the deck and we're playing right. There we go. That's actually kind of cool. Now you're a loser. Now this right here right. I had. I have a Chinese scroll that is a 1994 calendar to the restaurant Golden Gate in the colony Texas. What the fuck did you take that off the wall. I was born in 98. This is from 94. It's actually really cool. It's sick though. Isn't it. But why did you have it. But I knew to keep it. I saw the vision. I saw the value. Keep going. Chinese scroll bro. Got to roll that up. Show respect. Got to roll that one back up. I mean that's a hell of a combo. A couple of other ones are a little more niche. There was a game called Underworld that came out and it was a TV show on Saturday morning cartoons. I bought their starter kit for the card game. No one ever bought it. Never had anyone to play with put it in a Ziploc. At least it looks like a holographic. Yeah. It was a pretty good card. Might have some value. Next one I had a mini briefcase that I would carry with me and the inside contained none other than backgammon dominoes dice in the in the little Chinese puzzle thing. I was ready to compete. Now I never took them out of the plastic. So no one wanted to play. You know what I'm seeing. You know the theme I'm seeing here is camp had a bunch of games he wanted to play with people. No one likes me. No one like never got used. So another one that's semi briefcase I had a walkable a children's laptop that also came with a handle that I would open up and I would immediately play and sit and learn logic and had different levels of trivia you could play and I type the answer. That looks like those military satellite laptops they called drone. I was like India golf nine or nine or we got it back in hits in there. 30 minus 30 seconds. Yeah I walked around with this. Can never been my friend. Let's just put that knowing you would have tried with all your games. I got dominoes like you do. Let's play you get backgammon or do some trivia. I have what is this. I don't know but that's actually the coolest thing you've had so it's called graduate a pre computer graduate for V tech. What did it like was it math on there. Bro there's look at this. There's all the different typing challenges crazy clues famous films animals sports edition fractions basic typing course find the code sliding titles Antonin synonyms syllables prefixes I'm a grammar quiz you can you came a long way because you had no hope. I'm about to sell you as a kid I'd like he has no hope I had no hope and no hose but so one point time one point time I had a DS right. The games I decided to use my hard earned money on now this is how I'll judge you the price is right. Okay. I mean that's fine personal training cooking. I tried to learn how to cook as an eight year old boy off of a DS. Are you smarter than a fifth grader. Are you seeing the theme though. Yeah trivia questions trivia questions and cooking. I had no game yet. You literally didn't have fun polar bowler probably the funnest game I've ever played. That sounds fun. Never played baseball day in my life but God so I had bigs to I had the bigs to you know what's the difference between me and you on your Nintendo DS you had a cooking game I was taking nudes on my. Oh yeah I oh dude I'd go to my grandma's house I'd go to YouTube. I'd enter in a milli instrumental I would record the 10 second sample on my DSI and then I'd go back and try to freestyle over it. That's all I would do terrible bars. I'd be like a milli milli I'm here for that. Did you ever did you ever slip in the end or milli milli all I want is a milli all I want is a milli a milli yeah just one a milli yeah and then she was like Cameron you want a baloney sandwich I was like yes me more and I ran in there in my back got the chomping last couple things ready couple Michael Jordan cards nothing cool about them though just regular little upper decks don't know why I thought he was the goat at the time they're all second place some random little pineapple I just dropped what is that it looks like you got that out of that restaurant. Yeah probably still in the restaurant kept its color great for 30 years old though I mean honestly very impressive I probably hung no that looks like the graduation caps like the little guy the graduation things you were that graduate the tassel when I graduated Honolulu what is this why where's this from maybe it's your sister's you know she was weird that's true and then I had some other cards I had some Baku go you didn't you didn't want to see me in this I'd be like I challenge you go that's cool see now that's cool yeah 500 attack points baby. My last thing I had three Game Boy Color Games okay NFL quarterback 96 that's actually cool NHL 96 really cool and Yu-Gi-Oh Dark Duel stories released in 98 I think I had that too oh my god I think I had that exact one because I remember the green you can see a little chip on it yeah I do remember yeah I think I had that as well we wouldn't have been best friends I want to play with you I'd be like go play with your computer and when I saw this bro I there was a weird part of me that was like oh that was cool you know I used to think things were cool at least yeah I said like I was more parts of what was wrong with me yeah no childhood is beautiful and it's and it's so cool but it's like like seriously what was I doing I see I see like I said I could tell a lot about who you were you wanted it I mean you really wanted the camaraderie and the friendship and so you grabbed everything you're like you could find all bases here but Joey said he's gonna play underworld mom I have to get the starter deck and then Joe is like your Cameron brother so no it's yeah it's okay I mean I mean you definitely were getting groomed to really be white bar I mean you had the white Jesus you had the cigarettes what was the other thing I had the cigarettes the white Jesus the Chinese I had a Native American dream catcher I mean all over the place childhood wise I had a child laptop and a child briefcase that contained backgammon it was I mean eclectic upbringing you had I mean just unreal like I don't know in fact it's in a Nike ID box is I mean it shows the one bit of athleticism you had I guess bro I remember what shoes were in this at any point in time I mean nuts if I can have based on your box I read your go ahead and get you some of that V tech based on your box I would that sounds crazy based on my box I'd rate your childhood that is a rough one that is based off hey you pulled the two things based off your childhood box I would rate your childhood like a two out of ten I mean and I appreciate that this is really cool we can get this thing charged I think it's just batteries I think I'm gonna try to give it to Malachi see if he can mess with it he'll probably just break it but yeah it'll just he'll try to eat it and program spelling trivia I mean this is it's unbelievable right I mean round of applause for cams childhood thank you man that was thank you man that is now I know I know if y'all want to solve this in your formative years too none of us would know each other and we wouldn't be friends but I appreciate you taking me in I really do it means the world I really appreciate it yeah not definitely would have been your friend I think it's safe to say basketball saved my soul yeah yeah I didn't get basketball then I god knows what I'd be doing right now genuinely I I mean whoo whoo yeah yeah oh hell yeah let's burn that box you go hell yeah dude leave it here we're gonna get rid of it yeah it's gonna stay here with the rest of the trash really in the studio 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there's ample other space this is giving me for my birthday this is deep pee it can hold a human baby you want to touch my pouch how long have you had that on how long have you had that on tulips I know that rice crispy smelted you're so sweaty oh my god it's solid it's so solid oh my god not the little warm oh warm for sure but she's solid open it oh get your bucket get your another one get your another one oh three two one oh hey wait this is a male pregnancy pouch t-shirt can't okay wait explain to me what makes it about pregnancy uh now that's a good question it was just on the package I just thought I'd read it word for word and why is it a v-neck I don't yeah that seems so extra to me you're giving me a f-king garoo pouch why do you gotta be a v-neck how often have you wear the collar off how often have you been using this I haven't yet this today's my first practical use for it I wanted to kind of show it to the boys in the world are you liking it so far I mean the now the the fabric's fantastic genuinely get you a feel get you feel that old pouch get in there oh that's nice I'll live in your pouch let me put that in that pouch he got it there he said let me feel that pouch no okay so um you know a quick run out the worst t-shirt I've ever seen and it's so short for whatever reason like why is it so short I think that's that's your build but I think I think it's a build problem bro but it can fit it can fit so I put Malachi in the shirt your son can't fit in that shirt you have a big kid no he sat in there and he gave him like an extra bit of confidence I wouldn't trust sitting in his ass in there his face was all up here so I was just like okay I would not trust putting a human life in that shirt now now when baby boy comes second baby drop the name yet but when he comes I'll throw his there easy get right back on the black zone well you have it you first of all you never use a black stone I've used it three times had it for over a year but that's on your business dude such a big fight over that one time it was it was unbelievable he invited everybody over for the 4th of July we said hey let's cook some holy holy shit let's go let's cook some hot dogs on your black so he said I'm not touching my black stone on the 4th of July so that's the point of the black so that's so far from the truth of what happened oh my god that's actually exact dude that's gonna actually piss me off yes that's exactly what happened oh it is not like at that point I was like I never want to go it's actually my turn to talk at that point I was like I never want to go to a cam Kennedy hosted event because it's bad you we're a bad host we went to a lake and a lake house that had all sorts of food and then you not knowing if you wanted to eat other people's food because you don't trust other people you said I'm still hungry and I said okay well I was me that said that or is it a majority of the people say let's get on the grill I said but what came out of you said everybody come to my house I want everybody to come to my house my house come to my house that we can all come to my house I have hot dogs and so I said okay let's cook the hot dogs on your black stone holy you did not say what the what did I say then you said all right sounds good you got hot dogs let's go then what's the argument that's the confusion because you from the fact that I said everyone come to my house I got hot dogs you immediately assumed that I will bust open the black stone clean the make the hot you clean the you never used it exact but no when you use it it gets rusted up but you never used it yes I have and you don't know how black stones work you got to get that you don't even you've never used it I have I've used it three times you're gonna use grape seed oil you've had it for six years you get three times I've used I've had it for like two years max I use it three times you're a dumb liar that's like me inviting so there's a movie theater in my house right yeah there's a movie theater in my house yeah that's like me and inviting everybody to my house for a UFC card I'm like no I don't want to turn on the projector that's not that's the same thing because it's just assumed that that's what we're here for that's not we're coming to your house for the fourth of July and you said we have hot dogs yes what the f*** do you think we're gonna do there play with your dog no we can do anything you turn on T-Pain music videos I said 24 I said I can make the hot dogs I will not be making them on the black stone you didn't tell us I told her there and everybody was like this but that's not that does it but that doesn't let me tell you everybody when you left it was like that now can't be weird that everybody said and you were the champion because you were being weird because I'm the only one that's real that I was telling you to your face you're being weird that is not we y'all all assumed I never now if I would have a good assumption to make if you're hosting people for the fourth of July and you say we have a decent assumption and you say we have hot dogs what the f*** do you think we're gonna think it's gonna happen I said we have hot dogs I never said I'm going to grill the hot dogs hot dogs can be made without a grill correct you didn't say that so but it is a fair assumption black stone and I my immediate thing said bro that is dirty as hell I'm gonna have to layer it five years you're hosting everybody and you forced everybody to go to your house you're like come to my house please come to my house I said y'all can come to my house you're right you did but you do that pouty yes or no did he not whatever he wants people to come over he's like oh come on guys please I never that's fine it's so so so because we love you we wanted to come over and we did come around in your host that's fine you can say that the whole thing boils down to if y'all would have showed up in the hot dogs we're already made do you think everyone would have eaten hot dogs probably still yeah okay so now what if I said yeah I didn't grill the hot dogs I made him in on the stove no one would have gave a y'all were getting on my case first we had to go send people out to go get the hot dogs by the way invited people over down when he invited when he invited people over to for hot dogs on the 4th of July that the go to his house and he's like oh I don't have hot dogs and they let that is a lie why why is it not the first thing you said then that is a lie because the first thing was about your black stone and can I have that it's the same thing as your gym you never used it so can I have your black stone no no sir no sir why you don't use it what does that mean why do you have it if you don't use kind of your ice bath yes you can have that okay hell yeah you can have the ice bath you can have that that's fine yes there's oh oh oh wow almost caused bodily harm to myself there oh you're the worst host like literally a bad host oh you're back on host oh can it you're a bad host no you're bad suck a fart oh my god you are no I am I am so far from a bad host that that is like there the number of bad hosts experiences that I have caused are nowhere near the amount of good host experiences nowhere near like what what do you mean like what Halloween party not even big things like that just coming over hey let's watch the game hey let's watch the fight that's not hosting that you don't do anything like you don't you don't actually host what's the definition of hosting you supply food you supply drinks you you you there's been multiple times we came over I would get wing stop I would get also there'd be a ton of food there'd be drinks everyone just watches and hangs out together they eat the food and then everyone I don't want to out you you made me pay for those you made me pay for the whole food you like you're like paid and please can you just get it you've literally told me that and I didn't want to out you but since you're lying on the public internet you've told me to buy all of it and I have and then he has my girlfriend go wash his baby's butt I mean I mean talk about a hosting all I know is that it costs a day long hard and that is not gonna happen you can use my projector you can use my sunroom you can use my gym if you want just you just said the hosting and you said you have to have food and drinks you have nothing in your house and you don't get food really because I ordered a whole hibachi chef for your birthday at my house and y'all canceled so you know you are a cryptic my this is disgusting I didn't hold I paid for the whole hibachi chef to come to the house I invited 20 people I bought 20 people's place to come back to you you did not oh my oh my god Liv's gonna throw up Liv sees this she's gonna fuck it see this I don't care wires and deceptors oh my god Liv's got pregnancy breaks she doesn't even know what day it is he's going to hell oh my god this is it it's this is this is the 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know why but there is like i was thinking about live streaming so i thought this would you rather and i want to bring it to you okay would you rather at any given time of your life a random live stream of you pops up in the middle of time square no or would you have or would you rather watch your conception in a movie theater of 4dx that's where the shakes and there's smells and sprays i'm not gonna lie no matter how gross i gotta watch my conception of 4dx i have i have to watch poor olisa gets sliced open and you know what conception is oh conception is the action to get you there oh god that's your parents getting it to get you oh my god 4dx yeah god forbid your dad got struck you're like you're like get off her oh not dude oh what are you doing your off time that would prevent a live stream in the middle of time square for being so bad what would cause it to be so bad it's just anything like sometimes i do a full body self examination before a shower i'm butt naked in front of the mirror what is your examination i mean i'm just checking things squeezing things making sure firmness hasn't gone down all sorts of stuff firmness of what uh butt uh butt balls everything you know the beach yeah butt balls and boots butt ball i'm like good there oh wait right one's a little soft you gotta you gotta make sure you gotta examine what would you rather that's hard but there's also okay a one time watching of my parents do it yeah and 4dx or who's to say the live stream doesn't randomly how often is the live stream it's just random throughout the year you just don't never know what's gonna happen i hate that yeah you don't know if it's once a year you don't know if it's every day yeah your life is yeah no it that simple that detail makes me i have to watch my parents go at it i have to because bro if there was a or or once a year 4dx cam paid at any given time do you remember when we went to hollywood you're you're no listen remember when we went to hollywood boulevard and they made us watch that that marvel thing and poke this yeah something sprayed on me i said what that's 4dx it said oh in the back no dude that i mean that would be absolutely terrible but i don't think you are understanding the weight of any time random bro i don't care i dude you're lying i really don't like i don't like you see me taking this i'm gonna be like almost there guys new york bro i there's no way it's not probably like i don't really do anything about i'm dooming i have the time i'm doing scrolling exactly but i would but my another irrational thinking goes to yeah it'd be disgusting i hope there's not any noises sprays mists or pokes that emit on me no there will be that's what 4dx is but it's once and it's done if it was a every every christmas you gotta watch i'd like every day on your birthday yeah no every day on my birthday yeah oh my god dude i'm not gonna lie i'd probably still take the 4dx really it's it's the if i if i give me a number give me a it's gonna happen this many amount of times whatever you can make it as extreme on the live stream you can make it as extreme or or mellow as you want so a random live stream is help me a random live stream of you is gonna pop up in the middle of time square once a month but you never know when it's gonna pop up or you gotta watch your parents conceiving you every day or every year every day every year on your birthday and 4dx see that right there how long is live stream how long we talking what's the duration 90 minutes no no i think it pops in for a couple minutes okay i'd go live stream on that once a month i can live with really cuz because this is why this but you never know when it's gonna happen but this is the math that happens on april 8th i'm good for the rest of april if you know what i'm saying that happens at the last day of the month okay kind of sucks that's not a good way to live your life though like neither is watch my parents every birthday but to be honest i i have an irrational fear that i'm being recorded all the time see and i kind of agree with you but that that goes into the live stream no like even in my house though like i'll go around and i'll wave at walls and like i'll do some talk i'll be like i know you see me like i'll go through my whole house like that it's a level of paranoia that i'm starting it's like i'm hearing now but like anytime i'll be like i'll literally like that like you know i dab up walls and all the time i pretend there's fans in my house and i'll like like i'm touching the wall but it's a bunch of sea of fans we need to get you lsd i feel like i'm already on it yeah we need to get you the real stuff and a notebook about this big and you just go oh oh you can sell that notebook for a billion dollars yeah when you're done you could sell that notebook for a billion dollars cold hard cash the that goes on your brain no it's starting to get scary sometimes i try to escape it feels like i'm clawing at the the top of like my skull i feel like claw marks coming out like it's like i'm trying to escape sometimes you ever feel that no you ever get so scared of just nothing you just ball up on your floor not you don't cry you just kind of look you just balled up no and then the voice talks no i get i i do cry though i don't do that i do cry i thought i heard Malcolm barking the other day oh now that's common that's common you lose a loved one you think you hear him you think you smell him you step over where they used to lay or well Malcolm kind of laid out but yeah well he didn't live with me yeah it was true i've been pooping in my toilet with no water as well that's been going on what else what what else we're about the water pressure on my sink is real low i looked under there mold under my sink fossil i've been drinking that so that's good oh what else uh dead bunny rabbit in my backyard i saw its bones and fur all over my grass oh my god that's mother that's mother nature ate some rat poison that we set out oh god ate the wrong snack i thought yeah i thought that was mother nature giving you like a like paying homage to Malcolm because you slaughtered me so like a slaughtered bunny back in your yard like one more like a Malcolm saying i'm here could be like see you later could be my neighbor has a young kid and he plays in the backyard alone all the time so i put a bluetooth speaker out and put like horror noises out there just to see the guy they always run inside it's so funny it's within my jurisdiction i put a uh so i have two bird nests in my backyard uh huh and i put some eggs in the bird nest look for my fridge so i can think that's more developed than it is i don't know if that's for confidence or to take away from itself but it's an experimental work on i went to go get the mail the other day in my neighborhood and i ran into this the small the small child yeah he said oh my gosh i'm such a big fan can you take a picture for my history teacher i said what does that mean he said she's an even bigger fan she talks about you all the time i said okay let me take the picture as soon as he turns around i hear him playing they're playing four square with this group of girls their girl goes look at my new shoes i can't get them messed up don't throw it at my feet and that kid goes those shoes are ugly hmm i don't know why he looks dead no one laughed at his joke he doubled down he said guys i said those shoes are ugly i was like bro i said we're out here we got a little just criminals a little bad at watching us yeah i was in the mall and this man came up to me attractive looking guy he said hey bro patent from the podcast i said yep he goes he cannot take a picture i said yeah of course took a picture with him he said i make content too i said oh do you oh no and i said can i see your instagram he had more followers than me on instagram so i was like oh you're popping bro i was like hell yeah i was like uh those like just follow me we can keep in touch um then a group of girls were walking by as we were done dapping up it was two girls with phones out like this looking at me and the other friends were behind like waiting to see and the girls asked me hey can i get a picture with you the two friends went oh no not him the other guy i got uh insecure so i said oh he said he doesn't want to take pictures so they think he's a dude i was in a little scissors picking up a pizza and i got their new little pepperoni cup bites so i had to wait she was like we'll have to cook them fresh we'll have any ready i said oh it's interesting hot and ready but sounds good so i'm sitting in the store very small store about 10 minutes yep this woman walks in oh my gosh you're either do it for him podcast yeah can you take a picture yeah and this guy walks in he sits down he's looking i'm looking at him he didn't see that interaction so that my pepperoni cup bites are ready i go to pay for him and then the girl goes i didn't want to ask you when you were waiting here because it would make it awkward but i'm such a big fan can i take a picture i go yeah thank you no problem take the picture that guy stands up goes oh we got famous people in here oh you're famous where's your famous guy car i know you got a famous guy car where you drive i went no i don't yeah not even close i don't get you know he's a oh what the f*** you're not famous and i was like am i gonna get in a a fist of cuffs in a little caesars over some not having the car he wants me to have says it's really interesting so me being absolutely feeling zero threat from him because if you could see him you'd understand this i said what are you driving he said it's not your business and i went you have a good day walked out yeah at uh WrestleMania i was at the merch booth and there was a small Hispanic kid he was no older than six years old really excited probably his first wrestling thing merch was limited and he was right behind me and he said oh my god i want that belt dad can i have that belt knowing it was the last belt there i bought it before he could and i felt nothing it was the xo club no it was like a divas championship i didn't even want it i just didn't want him to have it but he didn't pay for it his parents would have i that's my money so i feel nothing about that either i was sitting on my back porch the other day me and livi were just sitting there malachi was playing literally broad daylight probably four p.m and livi goes holy s*** it's a shooting star i looked up it was a chem trail from a plane and i literally said baby you need to sleep just a little more i said this pregnancy brain's really getting to you she said what do you mean it's a shooting star make a wish i said livi that's a f***ing bowing i said that's a plane yeah she's a little slow i said i can i can see the wings from here i said i can see the wings she goes off whatever you know what i meant yeah i said no i don't i said we're gonna have to really consider you know looking at this marriage after you get rid of this baby you know so we're really gonna have to sit down and talk yeah she said it's okay i said i don't want to leave you just put some ground rules in it's important like an hour study in a week maybe you know general question trivia yeah i went to vegas with sarah she was tired so she uh took a nap and i told her hey babe earlier in the day i said hey here's some money if you ever want to leave the room and go get some food um so she was like okay i'll go get some food after my nap um i went downstairs to play bakarot i ended up losing uh 300 in 30 minutes so i went upstairs and took the money out of her bag that i gave her and i spent it lost it all she woke up hungry she didn't eat for another six hours so my dad walked into my house the other day all right and my mom and dad rather they walked in and i go to dap up my dad and he gives me his left hand and i said what the f*** you doing my right hand's messed up my whole arm actually my mom goes oh don't let him lie to you it's just his hand he hurt his hand i turned back around my dad he's now limping limping his legs so i thought it was your arm he goes i'm pretty sure i tore my rotator cuff and i said the difference in y'all's stories is remarkable you think he just scraped his hand he's saying he needs surgery on his shoulder i said what happened my dad said don't worry about it walked inside my house cut my grass left still don't know what happened to his arm still don't know if it was a hand or shoulder and i don't know why he was limping i don't like when my girlfriend's dog sleeps in our bed but uh i had a protein shake before we went to bed we have white sheets and i sleep naked my farted a little bit poop came out she woke up in the morning saw a little bit of poop in the bed blamed it on the dog yeah you did it now the dog's not allowed in the bed he's real sad but that was my poop that's my poop in the bed i think you got me because the only other one that came to 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want to wait for another episode to talk about it because i feel like it might be done this is insane uh have you seen the no alleles video of the him looking at his wife for the first time in the dress i have not i've heard i've seen like multiple videos on guys the no alleles thing you gotta watch i have not seen the video at all no alleles literally put on a masterclass of how not to look at your wife for the first time at the wedding how not to this is one of the cringiest videos i've ever seen and we're gonna it's only like like a minute long but we're gonna break it down as he goes okay all right see jay pull it up here we go oh wow oh pause it pause it pause it pause it oh wow oh wow okay oh wow i didn't think you i didn't think you'd go with the princess dress sir okay there we're gonna talk about this a little longer we're gonna talk about this a little longer i think it's more than that oh yeah i don't even know what the princess dress is yeah why do you like why does he have that just roll it x ready let's i know i you know i'm not gonna say anything no why do you know what that is too why do you care yeah why it's your she could come out in a jean jacket and i'd be like oh my god you look great hey have you never been in a relationship have you never been around a woman where you go hey babe do i look good in this literally say yes the answer is yes it's always yes that's step one yes you look great he said oh wow oh wow oh my goodness oh wow didn't think you'd go with the princess dress the princess and he was laughing laughing before he even got touched and no comfortability in the legs can you see he's walking back and forth he's a olympic olympic he's an olympian oh wow he's an olympic athlete and he can't control his legs this is not good all right let's go i didn't oh my god yeah oh and oh pause it oh my god didn't not only is it strange it's that he's why is he weird the obsessed with the princess why is he examining her like he's like he's she's about to go on a runway like first of all she's beautiful whoever that is yes i mean she looks like an absolute like like a barbie doll she also looks like she's standing tall well over your punk and then he's going he's going he's like he's like not even head to toe walking around like she's a creation not a not a compliment yet by the way not a company babe wow i'm so excited you look beautiful this is the best ever this is insane run it back like five we're gonna back like 10 seconds we're back like 10 seconds because i forgot what he said yeah this is good dang that's a train that's a train and we're supposed to spin it and pause it oh my god so he doubled down on the princess he said yeah i just didn't think you were a princess type dress and he goes yeah this is good he said dang that's a train we're supposed to spin that um i mean dude what the f*** in Noah imagine the roles reverse um imagine a woman let alone your wife going holy s*** really that's a scraggly beer nice high waters though those shoes are cuffed and scuffed though we're supposed to dance in those can i be honest your weak is held small no money like that's what like that's the energy he's giving well can i be honest i would even prefer it the other way around because if we're being also there is a double standard and and weddings are majority like a woman's dream exactly you're not her like her day yeah it's like the hopeful one day she does this and her like she looks beautiful too like she looks great like it's a princess dress i don't know great dress that's just a wedding dress i thought wedding dresses were just wedding dresses that's a great dress and he's like that's a train all right keep going run the clip what we're gonna spin in this here we go we pin it up oh my god she's defending herself oh oh my god are they talking they're not talking oh no oh first of all did you see this maneuver no no oh it was so much more aggressive he did it like my son he looked like this what she said we can pin it up he went cam i've had i've had first dates that are less awkward than that they're about to get merrick like she should have like i don't want to judge your relationship i actually feel bad for like like didn't get a compliment bro and the fact that it's you're marrying i don't know what she does i don't know who she is she could have her own like established whatever doesn't even matter it doesn't but he is an olympic athlete of a very high like scale yeah daily mail got a hold like so people are recording this that's an expensive wedding you could see with the backdrop the everything for sure yeah this isn't like a thing where it's a you know two regular beautiful people that are getting married they can tell the story from their own perspective like that is video evidence of an insanely insanely awkward moment that is now going to search for they forever like that i feel bad for her for her oh yeah like no one must be in bear i don't know based on i hope is based off like what i've seen him know i don't think he might have that gene i think he's just kind of like yeah no allows which is fine no it's not but that's lame but your wife bro i feel so bad for this lady she looked beautiful she looked fantastic even if she for her it was a grenade you eat the grenade you know what i'm great you look great it's like he didn't i love what you did with that little strap and it's not like there's cameras around you might be nervous you have probably been around more cameras than anybody yeah like and like after why laughing stop laughing why is it you're laughing i think no this isn't saying fellas this is i mean i've never been successful in relationships this is step one like not to have never been married yeah i've never met that woman i would have done better in that situation like let's think about that you've never seen that woman you could have had think dude the thing that blows my mind yeah that video in its entirety i think said 106 yeah it was a minute there was not a singular compliment not one on your wedding day first your wedding day first look you didn't even say you're beautiful he said didn't didn't peg you as the princess dress type how are we gonna dance in that oh really we're gonna pin that up are you nervous are you nervous why are you so nervous in a bunch of haha i'll take back he said this is good oh there you go he said that's a compliment he said this is is that a i'm not gonna i this is good is what you tell an eighth grader who you need to fail in english but they're really trying hard i've good i've cried watching other people's weddings yes he didn't even look like that i hope i hope i honestly hope now this is the clip so there might be more after or there there i that's so i have said this might be a part of my heart i hope that he which is hard to it's hard to believe but people are unique because he's an olympic athlete doesn't on the biggest scale ever i hope from bottom of my heart that he was incredibly nervous about that moment we'll see he was worrying what what what do i have to say what should i say he had all those thoughts and then it ended up being that because that is that is literally what you do if you want the girl to break up with you we'll put it in the comments what you guys think but that was pop culture pain in camp pop culture pain in camp bow the you should know podcast fine guys thank you so much we're going to another episode of the you should know podcast um tickets are available on our now patreon two and a half hour episode last week yeah we appreciate all of you uh the tickets are in the description the first thing in the description also there is ysk unplugged and the amazing amazing community over on patreon the koala club two and a half hour koala royalty dropped two days ago go check it out go get you to fix all of our exclusive stuff is over on patreon there's a crazy crazy big community but until next week confuse the casuals get the good 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