Midnight Ghost Shows with Chelsey Weber-Smith

Wow. Welcome Mautles. Store purquish. Night of Phantoms. Monsters. A hellish parade of other worldly horrors. Brought to you by me. Your ghost master of the evening. Dr. Schlock, known to the uninitiated as Chelsea Weber Smith. My beautiful assistant this evening, Sarah Marshall, will allow me to perform unspeakable terrors upon her for the entertainment of you, my precious, innocent, sacrificial lambs. Tonight I will be presenting to you an informative look at the history of midnight ghost shows, campy, ghostly, gory performances that from the 1930s to the 1960s accompanied horror movies and theaters, a combination of a spiritualist's aience and a stationary haunted house. Beware, this show contains descriptions of hella fake violence, and you may not make it out alive of this twisted amusement. Dr. Schlock's camp of the damned right here in the You're Wrong About Theatre. I am thrilled and chilled to the bone to make this unbelievable announcement, Sarah Marshall will be hosting a brand new eight-part mini-series from the CBC on the past, the present and the future of the Satanic panic. The podcast is called The Devil You Know and is premiering on October to end here. Pause for gasp and mooring a pause. Let me also remind you, if you love You're Wrong About, you can become a patron at patreon.com slash You're Wrong About or Apple Plus to get bonus episodes every month. Most recently you can learn about the history of one of my ex-girlfriends, El Vira, mistress of the dark, brought to you by another mistress of the dark, but sadly not my ex-girlfriend, Eve Lindley. Oh, and stay tuned for a new bonus episode with another beautiful beast of the underworld, Jamie Loftus, called The Year of the Bimbo. May I humbly, indulgently recommend previous episodes of You're Wrong About, co-hosted by me. Last year's Halloween special, Corn Maces, The Donner Party and Killer Clowns. Oh, and over at my own haunted home, the American History of Podcast, you can hear Sarah's presentation on spontaneous human combustion out on October 20th. The hypnotizing music in this episode was produced and performed by our resident rat kings, Miranda Zipler and AJ McKinley of Magpie Cinema Club. Now, thank you, my fiendish friends for listening to this unneeded introduction by me, Dr. Schlock, in preparation for my camp of the damned. So without further ado, I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey into the haunted historical heart of the midnight ghost show, and remember anything can happen when the lights go dark. You may even discover a ghost sitting right beside you. Welcome, Molly. Blue cats and kittens to a medic. Oh, wait, we're on my show. Keep it in. What a great mistake. Welcome to your wrong about. This is definitely my show and not American hysteria, but she'll see you and I get together to talk about goblins and ghouls and ghosts so often that it's hard to remember because my house is your house and your house is my house. I hope my house is definitely your house. You make every house a haunted home. Oh, wait, you make every haunted house a haunted home. You make this haunted house a haunted home. Yeah, there it is. Chelsea, you were here to tell us about the title is Ghost Shows. And I feel like that could go in so many directions and also you and I have done a ghost show. But for people who are just joining us, hello, welcome. Please sit with us. Chelsea, who are you and what do you do and what do you love? Well, my name is Chelsea Weber-Smith and I host American hysteria, which is a podcast that covers a lot of similar things to your wrong about. And yeah, I am here as a massive horror fan, a massive paranormal fan, especially a drag of the paranormal and, you know, I love haunted houses and what I think we're talking about today is kind of a combination of all the things that I love and all the things that you love. So I am absolutely thrilled to be here. And Chelsea, you and I have talked a lot about both the idea of ghosts and ways of faking ghosts for entertainment and where the sort of lines between desire and belief and charlatanry get interesting and blurry. We've talked about Houdini recently on your show. I love that episode and we talked about the Coddingly Ferries on my show not too long ago. And also we've done kind of a paranormal Christmas show the last couple of years, which we're recalibrating and making bigger and batter for 2026. But we have done a variety show quite a few times now called a massive science. And I wonder before we get into it, what it was like to approach this topic as somebody who is now through American hysteria and also now in a live setting and he shows that we've been doing. And of course, in all the other ways of your life that I'm not thinking of, somebody who not only talks about ghost entertainment, but also does ghost entertainment. What did that make you think about researching this topic today? What are great questions, Sarah. Thank you. Yeah, I mean, I think what was so much fun about discovering this kind of forgotten piece of horror history was how much it mimicked what we did together for our live show. Like it was like we connected on the unified field to Barrow David Lynch's term. We really, I don't know, we, we like channeled something, we conjured something that sort of already existed. Right. And I think we did that because of our love of camp, our love of drag, our love of kind of the vaudeville spirit, giving Chelsea an exorcism. I did get an exorcism to Fleetwood Max. So as we all should please keep that on your calendar. Chelsea got to an exorcism. Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, and boys. And it really did feel good. It felt great to be a part of it. I got to have a tambourine. You did. And we've talked a lot, especially in this recent Houdini episode about sort of the belief in the paranormal or just in things that we can't see or understand that makes charlatan repossible and how dangerous that is. But also, you know, if you look at just like true things we know about the actual universe, you know, that we're getting blasted all the time with, you know, atoms being shot out of stars or I guess subatomic particles if we're talking about neutrinos because all the things that I don't even know to mention because I don't know enough about the world that we cannot see or perceive that still exist and are happening to us. I think it's not at all unreasonable to believe that the limits of human perception are not the limits of what exists. And I feel like that tension is going to be with us here today too. Well, it may be a little bit, but it might be less so than you think. Because what we are talking about today, I will just say that they're called midnight ghost shows, also midnight spook shows, but what these really were were taking the say on performance and turning it into popular culture entertainment. Oh, that's interesting. So it was like the way that it kind of crossed over from being like, there weren't any true believers here. It's like they took something that had true believers and turned it into a true kind of vaudevillian spectacle that people, you know, got to enjoy in a way that had no gray area. So this is kind of the missing link between spiritualism and the haunted house that you and I would go to today. Absolutely. Perfectly put. Yep. I love it. Well, where should we begin? Chelsea Weber Smith. Well, I think I'll just kind of start with a few basics midnight ghost shows, as I said, and also known as midnight spook shows. They were these elaborate late night stage shows that almost always accompanied horror movies. Oh, wow. So they either led into or a horror movie ended with the show. See, and theaters are like, when nobody's coming to the movies anymore. It's like, try harder and also stop charging 19 dollars for a pretzel, but you know, separate issue. gimmicks people. We need gimmicks. gimmicks. Bring back the tingler and also this. Okay. So what period of time are we talking about? And where are we? Okay. So we are very much in America. This is a very American art form. It did go to other places. We are so in the middle of America that we're in Missouri geographically the center. I think they were certainly in Missouri. These ghost shows, but they did go overseas or they went to Mexico, but really this was an American phenomenon. And it was in small towns, big towns, the shows traveled around. I mean, you could really go anywhere and find a ghost show, which is pretty wild considering that you and I as lovers of this type of history had no idea about them. Yes. And also, what can you go anywhere in America and find today aside from a dollar general? Yeah. It's a good point. I'm a dollar tree man myself. Oh, me too. Dollar general, I think just means generally a dollar and by generally, they mean 13% of the time whereas dollar tree will really get you out in many a jam. They really will. They really will wrapping paper, especially. This is not sponsored by Dollar Tree. We're just both frugal. So what I'm going to say and you already kind of brought this up, but these shows were basically a combination of a spiritualist, say on a magic show and a stationary haunted house. God, can we make one please right now? Well, let's see by the end. My baby needs it. My baby needs the ghost. So this was a massive craze, especially for teenagers, of course. And these were like shows that would have these massive overflow crowds outside. Like people would just be begging to get in. There was a very riotous atmosphere like the eras tour or just like the eras tour, but lots more skeletons. So what time period is this? Is this like before movies or as movies are beginning to be born? Because I know they took a while to do that. So from the early 1930s to the late 1960s. Oh, wow. So movies are like fully happening. Like they're just fully happening. Right. Because you were saying these happen before the movies and it's kind of like an opening show, like an opening act for a horror movie. Yeah. Or it was the closing act. Sometimes it was. Yeah. Sometimes it came before. So it's not competing as much as holding hands, but even so it's like the only thing you got to see before a movie now is Maria Menunoz. That's true. It's true. Or I guess Nicole Kidman stepping in a puddle with her stiletto heels. Hot bright. Good. And apply it like this. It's such a bad script. I can't believe I love what they did. I mean, it's also perfect. Things can be bad and perfect. Like what we're talking about today. Exactly. And I want to just mention up top here that a lot of times they come on the show and I give a very kind of detailed history and a sociological analysis of whatever I'm talking about. Today we are going to the ghost show and we are not really talking about its cultural significance. That's okay with everyone. I mean, all in general, if you're rising wherever I go without really meaning to, that's not violent. But yeah, I'm so pleased to take me to the ghost show. You will. All right. I'm going to be your ghost master. This is a term that was invented. You're like coming down the grand staircase in the Titanic. You're like, so you want to go to a real party? Well, when a ghost master would enter eventually, it would be something like a giant spider would be lowered. And then it would spit out a ball of flame and then within the smoke, the ghost master would appear. It's fucking awesome. Fantastic. Okay. Let's all take a second. Do you want a giant spider? What would you want if we were to put this on? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. You're like, Sarah, I've laid away thinking about this for eight days and nights. I know that I would maybe, I think I would want like a skeleton to be lower down that was like wearing my outfit. And then like a sudden explode. I think an explosion would be fun. I think fire and flame. And then from where the skeleton lay or one where the skeleton was, I would appear in my really cool outfit. So Goshas had basically two phases and we'll get into both of them. But the early kind of 1930s to early 1940s was very say on its focus, very ghost focused, very paranormal focused. And then from the 40s to the 50s and into the 60s, it was much more focused on like horror and gore and like just a bloody crazy night. So we will, you know, explore both of those. A bloody crazy night. A bloody crazy night. I'm so bad at accents famously. You know, we're, and it's funny because we're both trying to imitate the people who raised us and are doing a worse job. I know. I know. I know. I know. So there's some of the titles of these midnight goshas, all right? Okay. Dr. Silke Nese, asylum of horrors. Dr. Silke Nese. Dr. Dracula's Den of Living Nightmares. Raymon's Zombie Jamboree. Zombie chamber. Doesn't that sound like a song from like 1962? It definitely does. God. Back to back. Belly to belly at the zombie jamboree. We have Dr. Sin in the house of the living dead. Huh? Dr. Satan's Shrieks in the night. What are doctors? Are they like medical doctors? Are they, is Dr. Satan have a doctor in the humanities? We could explain that to you at one second. Okay. So we've got Dr. Evil's terrors of the unknown and a personal favorite of mine. Dr. Banshee's Casm of Spasms. I'll take you to Dr. Banshee's Casm of Spasms. Me. Honey. So as you noticed, Sarah, a lot of these characters who were largely magicians that kind of took on this new project of doing a minigaw show. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Magicians got a magician. They got to. And so they kind of went with this kind of mad scientist, Dr. Vibe. Oh, interesting. Like kind of IE, Dr. Frankenstein a little bit. Okay. Yeah. And Frankenstein came out like what, 1931-32, like the movie to be clear. Yeah. So like pretty concurrent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Frankenstein and his monster will play a role. Oh, good. If they weren't mad scientists, they often played kind of an Indian guru type, which was of course extremely problematic because every single one of them was a white man. They were like, it's the 50s. We got to find a way to be racist even if it wouldn't even come up without us trying really hard to do it. I also, I feel like you're, I'm, this is something you're going to get to momentarily, but this makes me think of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Well, don't you even, I would like if I may. Don't you even talk about it yet? Okay. Perfect. Don't you even talk about it? Don't you say Rocky Horror Picture Show to me? We will definitely have a Rocky Horror moment. So I just thought it would be worth explaining that part of the reason, the main reason, that people in these ghost shows kind of portrayed this Indian guru archetype was that magic in India, like stage magic was pretty superior to American stage magic. Oh, really? Yeah, even looking at Houdini, he had a period of time where he pretended to be, you know, this Indian magician. It's probably why he called himself Houdini now that I think about it. Don't you love the world in the sense that like there are so many things he wonder about, and other things that you didn't even get around to wondering about, because never in my life have I had time or been pointed in the direction of being like, what was stage magic like in India in 1930? You know, I guess it was dope. Chelsea, do you know how long Horseshoe crabs have been around? No, I don't. I can't say I do. Do you want to guess? And I'll tell you it was a clue that they're known as a living fossil. Okay. Because they are unchanged from, you know, how they were when they first existed long ago, but how long shall I say? Damn, no friggin evolution. I mean, look, I'm not a Horseshoe crab scientist, but they've been with us. You sound like you are. And they've been with us and they've been a Horseshoe crabs for a very long time, and I want you to tell me how long of a time you guess that could possibly be. A hundred million years. Four hundred and forty five million years. Damn. How old's the earth? Sound off in the comments. Six thousand years according to some people. But what about the Horseshoe crabs, you guys? And I mean, I, A, isn't it amazing to think that if you're looking, look at a picture of a Horseshoe crab. Look at a crab right now. Yes. But if you're looking at that, you're looking at something that you could have looked at at a time in history when we don't really know what anything really looked like, you know, like pretty crazy. We know a lot, but like we don't know really what color a lot of things were. There's a lot we don't know from a fossil record, but we know at Horseshoe crabs, looked like, again, not a crabologist. And I know they're not crabs. They're actually more closely related to spiders. Wow. You do sound like a crab expert compared to me. Well, I, we didn't get excited about Horseshoe crabs in the last few days and keep thinking about them. I guess that is true. I just to say that like when the world feels impossibly bleak, like, hey, you're not wrong. Like, look, I'm not going to lie to you. But B, there are so many things that we haven't even gotten around to learning yet. And I just, I just, I don't know. Thank you to the Horseshoe crabs. Crabbs we need your wisdom now. Horseshoe crabs we need you now more than ever. How many fascist governments have you faced? Oh boy. All of them. Every single one. God. Okay. All right. So now that we've figured that out, I guess how to tell you Chelsea. No, I love the crabs. Yeah. This is perfect. Every crab is a glamorous woman. Every crab is a crab. This is a glamorous woman. Although what's nice is that they've also been around for several hundred million years before anyone was thinking about gender. And I like that too. God non-binary icons. Non-binary survivors. That's true. Okay. So I think that an important place to really start here is Sarah. Would you like to give us, since we have covered this quite a few times on both our shows? I don't want to go into a whole lot of detail. But would you like to give us kind of your quick and dirty rundown of spiritualist sayances and that movement? Yes. And I will say it. Also, I'll start out by saying that everything I'm saying I learned from you. Great. I learned it by watching you. And essentially, the spiritualist movement in your conceptualization of it, which I agree with, is connected in a big way to the rise of technology like the telegraph and to the period immediately following the American Civil War when suddenly we have technology that allows us to directly communicate with people who aren't there. And also everyone knows someone who has died and died pretty dramatically. And we're, you know, a big portion of an entire generation, if not multiple generations, has been wiped out. So the way that we have talked about it in the past, the sort of collective grief plus these changes in communication technology that are happening faster than the human brain can keep up with them. I can't imagine that that might remind me of anything that's happening right now. Causes, you know, a lot of things, but partly the birth of this new, massive cultural movement, which is really more of a religious movement than anything having to do with entertainment at the time where suddenly there is essentially a belief system called spiritualism, which involves, you know, ideas about the afterlife that people go to this place called Summerland where they get to attend lectures and it sounds basically because like Carlton or something sounds like Pollo Alto, but without all the cyber trucks. And that also people are spending a lot of time and energy, both making careers as spiritualists who hold saances and also going to saances. I mean, and also if you look at sort of conservative Christianity and especially charismatic elements within American Christianity, there's so much about American Protestantism in the past 100 years that is about the search for ecstatic experience. Right. And I think that we start seeing this in spiritualism too, where people are going in order to try and communicate with the people that they've lost or to reach the other side, but it also becomes a place where you can go see a beautiful saance conducting woman who is allowed socially because she's possessed to make out with everyone regardless of gender. Because it's a important part, yes. What do you want to add that I might have missed in that run through? So yeah, I think that was a fantastic walkthrough, Sarah. I think the only things I'll add is kind of a float through. Exactly. Is what made the saances kind of what they were? And that was that mediums as they hosted, you know, and tried to speak with the dead and channel the dead, there would also be a lot of parlor tricks. That's where that term comes from. Oh, shit. We didn't even get to that and all of our conversations about it. Yeah, that's it. Because where do you do a saance in the parlor? Why are they not? The need of saances in America because the parlor has been replaced with the TV room. Get it together, you guys. Dude, that's my conspiracy theory. Well, I mean, now the TV room is where we go to communicate with people who aren't there. That's a great point. That's a great point. And boy, do I love TV? Me too. You know what I love even more? Watching people trying to get me mad on TikTok and succeeding. Yes. I'm just, I'm like a fish who's like, oh, there's a worm swimming in the ocean. I'm going to get that. You're just a powder keg. Yes. What do you mean? Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks. So yes, as these mediums were, you know, trying to commune with the dead, there were also these parlor tricks happening where like you would see, and this is kind of the stuff that you've seen in movies, the images you that would come to mind when you think of an old school saance. My favorite being the others. Yes, exactly. But like, you know, the table would float. There would be objects floating around the room. Antitties would walk around and touch the people who were in the saance, which they called the sitters. Now, I've seen this in movies and my favorite examples are the others and also the changeling, which the others is referencing in the scene. We're someone's doing automatic writing where you're kind of moving your hand across the page and the ghost kind of steps inside you and starts writing with your hand. Did that really happen? Yeah, that was automatic writing was definitely part of the whole thing. And something like that, I find compelling, because it's something that like a person could just be writing that. So it really is based on the strength of either the performance or I think, you know, the person being able to go into some kind of a genuine trance state. And even if nothing supernatural is happening technically to be able to maybe express something that they couldn't with their conscious mind. Totally, totally. And today kind of the part of the saance we're focusing on are those parlor tricks, right? Are those floating instruments? Are those ghostly apparitions? Oh, the spirit trumpet, if you will. The spirit trumpet is one of them where people would listen and hear ghosts all me through the trumpet. And there were all of these parlor tricks. There were people who were helping the saance happen. The medium was essentially a magician that was getting people to believe in the paranormal by tricking them with, you know, fake shit. And it was very entertaining for people. There were believers. There were also people who went to saances, especially toward the latter part of the movement. Because you know, it began the mid 1800s and really lasted until the 1920s. So as we got farther along, you know, the religious aspects started to fall away and the entertainment aspect started to really rise to the forefront. And so when we're in the 1920s, these mediums who are still kind of peddling the idea that they are somehow connected to, you know, the great beyond, we start to see them being debunked by people like Harry Houdini. There you go. Here we go. Very sexy man to be debunked by. Very sexy. And again, if you want to learn more about that, we just had an American history episode that Sarah co-hosted with me with Tim Hartford from Cautionary Tales. Which was such a joy. I love getting to do that with you. Yeah, it was great. We learned so much more about Houdini than we knew. And we love Houdini. That dreamy. We learned that Houdini was a mommy's boy and we love to see it. We love to see it. Most of the time, some of the time. Yes, we love to see it. In general. Yeah. Like anything you can take it in the wrong direction. You can. That's right. Looking at you, Ronald Reagan. Oh, Ronnie. Ronnie and his mommy. So as I kind of mentioned, midnight ghost shows are basically the pop culturalization of these sciences that at the end were held in theaters. Like we're on stage, right? We're about to watch the blob. Like it's no secret that this is entertainment. Yes. And I think there were some hangers on. You know, there was some like sense that even in the 20s, these things were real. But once people like Houdini were able to really display how their tricks worked, it just kind of was the death knell for spiritualism as a actual kind of cultural force. Well, and also I am action that like because obviously as someone who hosts a show called Yorong about, I began it in the spirit of like once you give people the facts, they'll be like, oh no, I behaved in error. Thank you for telling me. Yes. And you know what? And they're the people who like the shows that we do. And so like the fact that those people have not seized control of the country doesn't mean that you don't exist and that you're not out there helping each other through this. But it's very true. But. But, but, but. And it's a big juicy but a lot of other people are kind of immune to facts and logic. And I feel like what I would hazard is a hypothesis is that the nature of sciences changed partly because people, wise up to a degree and saw parlor tricks in the cold light of day. And we're like, oh, how silly of me. And also just that, you know, too many mediums got too comfortable, milking people and behaving in bad faith. Yeah. And that that gets noticed. But also I imagine that the structure of society changes and that going to a theater instead of somebody's parlor became just more in line with the way people were living their lives. Does that sound reasonable to you? Yeah. I totally think so. I think so. By virtue of it being on a stage, really changing, versus being in a parlor. Because you're no longer a participant, which is interesting. It is interesting. And I would say also that, you know, we were seeing actual congressional hearings that Houdini was speaking at against spiritualists. Which speaks to the scale of this as well, but this was a national issue to that level. I mean, spiritualism was massive. I realize that we invent problems to have hearings about today. But in general, in the past, I think they have been about real things. Yeah, absolutely. And I think that once we get to our midnight ghost show, we have everyone kind of being in on this joke. It is camp. It is comedy. It is vaudeville. And as we have mentioned, the universal monster movies and horror movies in general were becoming really popular in the early 1930s as people were going through all this really awful economic devastation. What we do know about times of depression, perhaps more economic than personal. They do go together. They do. It is depressing to have hungry children. That's very depressing. But regardless of that, people usually will shell out for cheap entertainment, right? That's like, that doesn't usually die when we have tough economic times. It's bars and shows. Yeah. That's very interesting. It's interesting. I mean, again, I'm not an economist. I'm not a curbiologist. But I think that luxuries and cheap entertainment tend to do well in recessions because people who are super rich are going to stay rich and keep doing what they're doing. And people who are struggling and who are getting squeezed are going to alleviate that how we can. And God knows horror movies do the job pretty well for a lot of us. God don't they? God only knows where I'd be without them for that matter. And to speak of the Universal Monster movies for a second, what comes to mind for me is we have Frankenstein and like what, 3132 James Whales Frankenstein. Wonderful, amazing movie. We've got the bride of Frankenstein. And we also get Claude Reigns was the invisible man. And that's an amazing movie. Mm-hmm. And we have Dracula as well. Yes. Bella Lugosi. I never drink wine. Who will make an appearance later on? Yeah. Little Edward is watching with Glee. Exactly. So we have kind of the audience ready to go. So what we need is the showman. And we have these movie theaters that are still, of course, looking for more income, especially during this time. And so these magicians kind of had the idea to create these shows that were a supplement to the movies and happened at midnight, which meant that it wouldn't interfere at all with the movies that they were showing. So it would just be automatically more money. So after the movies, you would like to stay later? Yeah, exactly. Okay. Have you ever been to a, at least used to do this at the Clinton Street Theatre in Portland, where at the end of showing the Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Cabaret says this isn't a Ferris Beal or so go the fuck home. But in this case, you would be correct. Yeah, exactly. So it's kind of widely believed that the first guy to really create the Midnight Go show was a guy named Elwyn Charles Pack. And he went by Elwyn, EL-W-Y-N. That was his stage name. I like him already. And his show was Elwyn's Midnight Spook Party. And he actually started it in 1929. And he lived with his friend. Yeah, right. He probably did. I don't have any intel on his sexuality, unfortunately. Right, we know nothing about his life, but this is my theory. So if you want to head to the document, you can look at a poster of one of his shows that I think would be fun for you to describe. Ooh. Oh, and it's okay. Take us there. So actually, I feel like it's Elwyn, like El Sid or something. That's pretty good too. Elwyn. Okay. So I guess we read this poster. Don't be a sissy. I will. Speak for yourself. Come on down to the Spook Party tonight. Spook's ghosts, shivers, shutters, thrills. Oh, you have a Nosferatu Max Shrek-looking face. Nosferatu has also come out recently. I would think we have a maiden being carried. She's in a swoon, like that lady in the Edward Gory mystery animation. And then in the top left-hand corner, is that or is that not SpongeBob? It does look a little like SpongeBob. I mean, not literally, but he really looks like SpongeBob. Oh, and then someone is written on a blackboard. You will die, which is the best way to pack them in. In person on the stage, Elwyn, Midnight's Spook Party. This is a midnight show and requires a separate admission. So you couldn't even stay after the movie. That's great. You have to buy your way in. Mystery, laughs, thrills, table raising, ghostly, slated, slate writing, wrappings, talking skulls. And I will point out that we also had wrappings in our show. We did. And kind of talking skulls a little bit. They quote ghosts. Sometimes leave the stage, come into the audience, and sit with you, but you'll love it. On the screen, the vampire bat, Faire, Lionel Atwell, Bauch any 25 cents, lower floor 40 cents. Make up a Spook Party. If you come alone, you'll be afraid to walk home. No, children's ticket sold. It's too scary. Okay, beautiful. The amount of information on that poster is very impressive to me. Like if you have questions, they manage to answer them. But in like a fun, ghosty way, I really love it. It's great. It's great. I really want to make sure it's of some of these posters. Yes. Stay tuned. We should also have our next show posters be like that. Yeah, absolutely. And just say, if you come alone, you'll be afraid to walk home. Bring your friends. No. But you won't be afraid when we do it in Portland because the thing bad is actually happening there. Well, okay, here's luck to address Portland, my hometown, which I love so much, and which at this moment is perhaps being attacked by the National Guard, like Kent State. There are bad things happening in Portland, but you know who they're happening to? Vulnerable people who are the people, the bad things always happen to. People who are likely to be victims of hate crimes, unhoused people, people dealing with addiction and not getting the resources that the city has, but is not using on them, or who are just, you know, the victims of a city being unwilling to put their effort into the right places, or not having the capacity, you know? Yes. It's both these things are true. And so yes, bad things happen in a city without that being generally the fault of the people that they're happening to. And also Portland is a, yes, frequently annoying. And also beautiful, wonderful city, full of people who I adore. And if you walk around my neighborhood, you will see lots of fruit trees and lots of fruit that has been set out for people to take. And that is also going on at any time, and people are growing their tomatoes. Well said. Still, we shouldn't be able to be, but we are. You're too somehow we persevere. Yes, very well said Sarah. Anyway, very walkable town, very lovely to be in. But yes, when we do the massive sands again, bring your friends, or you'll be scared to go home alone. As I mentioned, the show often started with a horror movie, and usually kind of a schlocky B horror movie, the best, of course. When a fair raise other movies in this case. So after that, you know, like, if it were opening the show, which it often was, there was like an after horror glow, right? There's this like, you're kind of primed because you get in that mood where everything's a little creepy and scary. Yeah. And also horror movies at this time are like 75 minutes long, you know, so you're not particularly tired. I mean, a lot of them are at that length now. We always want a tight 90 when we can get it. Another great movie at this time is Island of Lost Souls. You should watch that if you haven't. Okay, so we've just seen a horror movie. We've read this amazing poster like, I am like, amped up. I'm not even ready for anything, basically. You should be. So at this point, the host comes on whether he explodes from a spider or not. There are many things to enter. But regardless, there would be this kind of monologue about how the theater was home to a host of ghosts. And you know, you might just see them tonight. Oh my God, we did that at our show. I see what you're saying. Yes. So the opening of the show would be very say-on-s-esque. So they would be doing the tricks, like what we call the spirit cabinet, which was kind of a place where a lot of paranormal things would come out from in the say-ons, like the spirit secretary of the interior. Exactly, exactly. So a lot of times I would open, seemingly by a paranormal hand, and then things like a hankerchief would be held by the ghost master and then kind of fly off his hand and float around the stage. Nice. Now, someone in the audience would be asked to come on stage and help with the spirit slate trick, which is, you know, they'd put chalks' lates together. And when they pulled them apart, they would have, you know, strange messages on them. And as if by a ghostly hand. Or a magician, you know, one of the two. Yes. So, you know, you're kind of seeing how there's these magic tricks, kind of simplistic magic tricks, but kind of turned into this say-on-s-y vibe. And mimicking what a lot of people already had some reference to. So here's one that I liked. Sometimes they would place a skull on a bench. And it would answer questions by clacking its jaws once for yes, twice for no. Oh, my God. Would not be amazing. I want to see that on the Drew Barrymore show. Me too. Me too. She would, she'd do it. She'd do it for Halloween. She would. And you know what, that skull would feel very comfortable. She would probably cry. Yeah. Into its skull. Into the skull skull. Yeah, skull be okay with it. It's all right. Sometimes, you know, again, tables would float, light bulbs would float. There was one trick that people just loved for some reason where two pans would float in the air and one had water in it. And then it would pour the water into another floating pan. I would honestly lose my mind if I saw that happen. So I guess that tricks for you. Well, because it's like, it's, you feel like it's tricky to balance something that well. Like even if you're a ghost, you'd be like, oh, oh, oh, I'm losing my balance. Yeah. Uh-huh. And I won't be really revealing these tricks, how they work, because I don't know. And that's more fun. And also, there's a magician's code. Exactly. Exactly. I'm not here to break it. I'm not here to be hunted down by roving bands of magicians. Mm-hmm. Another gag that I liked that also kind of reminded me of our live show was that they would ask for two audience volunteers, a man and a woman. And the man would be tied with his wrists to two posts that were tightened by the woman. And then there would be kind of a screen put in front of him. And he would be illuminated from behind. And it was kind of like an Austin Powers thing. You remember this scene, right? Oh, the like, the shadow puppet. Yes. Yes. Wow. I had not thought about it in such a long time. I loved those movies when they came out. Oh, yeah. I have watched them in a while, but I have a feeling I would still enjoy them very much. But yes, the Austin Powers thing is like, you can't really see them in their shadows. Look like they're doing all these sexual things, but they're really not. And it's very funny. Which again, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Yeah. I mean, it's a total direct ripoff of Rocky Horror, which is great. It's amazing. So anyway, this man would be, you know, his shadow would be illuminated on this blind that had been pulled down. And suddenly you'd see his jacket, invest, and shirt fly off his body and float around behind the screen. But the man appeared not to move, which I think is just kind of sexy and fun. I mean, the thing is there's just, and I think of this whenever people bring out conspiracy theories where they're like, what possible explanation could there be except this specific thing I'm afraid of, and it's my trans child. Right. Where with so many things, including Mag Check, or just like, I don't know, when you're eating something, and you're like, what's in this? How is this prepared? I can't imagine. And it's like, yeah, because a lot of what we're able to do and how we perceive the world comes down to the knowledge base and the skills base that we have. And so I as a layperson could not begin to imagine how that could happen. And so part of my brain is like, even if I don't believe in ghosts, and I know I'm here for thrills, chills, and spills, like this is a little bit eerie, you know? And if I'm in a cushion, then like, I know, I can think of probably a couple different ways off the top of my head that that's doable. But until you have that experience level, like if you're forced to fill in the blank with something from your general knowledge base, you might just come up with nothing. No, I think that's exactly right. It's very good point. Thanks. So another gag I thought you would really like involved a floating skull. I love a floating skull. Of course. What could be better? So the ghost master would stand in front of the stage as black curtain, and suddenly a skull would float from behind the curtain, right? He's standing kind of in front of the stage, which I learned is called the skirt of the stage, the part in front of the curtain, which was great. So a skull would kind of float out from between the two curtains right up to where he was standing. And then when he turned to see the skull, it would like fly back between the curtains, like it was kind of shy, you know? Oh, yeah, a skull would keep it shy. Yeah, because they're not used to not having hair. They feel self-conscious. Hey, you know, or a body, I guess. Or, yeah, or skin, or skin, or eyes. And this would happen like a few times this gag would happen. That's really cute. It's very cute. And then eventually it would stop and hover in the middle of the stage until the showmen kind of opened his hand out. And then it would shoot out really fast toward the other side of the stage. I just think is a lovely, lovely little image. Yeah, I love that. And again, it's like especially in an atmosphere where like you control the lighting, you know, you have a certain amount of stage craft than like, I'm sure there were a few different ways to do this and make it very convincing from an audience perspective. But also it's like, Absolutely. As an audience member, like, unless you're a total dick, you're not trying that hard to poke holes in it. You know, you just want to have a good time. Well, exactly. And like when people were selected from the audience, you know, a lot of times they were planted stages. Yeah. A lot of times they were people from the audience. And if you've ever been to a fair state fair and watched the hypnotist, at least that's a thing at the Washington state fair where a hypnotist kind of brings people on stage and hypnotizes them and everybody kind of does what he says. Well, also, if you're being observed by so many other people, yes, that's kind of what it is. It's like this need to please the audience. But at the same time, like the ghost master might be like, Hey, like, do this when I say this. Just kind of whisper to them and they were thrilled to do it. You know, I mean, people want to perform. Right. Because you get to be a part of it. Yeah. So it was like a very audience participation based show as well, which I think is part of its appeal is like, they're like, ooh, will I be chosen? Right. And then you can see in a horror movie and I get to sort of like have a little taste of not the real thing, but a more embodied version of it maybe. Yeah, exactly. So now we're going to get into the very most important part of the show, the kind of finale that all of this would lead up to. And it is called the blackout. Ooh, my boy. So when the blackout came, it would only last a handful of minutes, but every light in the theater would be cut. Okay, I thought you were going to say seconds. No, it's a handful of minutes. That's amazing. And also probably impossible today from a liability perspective, sadly. Ooh, you're telling me. Yeah. Very true. But yes, every light would be cut and it would plunge the theater into like an absolute and total darkness. And that was really important. Like they would ask that all the exit signs, that every source of light be covered to get it as pitch black as humanly possible. Yeah, it's like the ending of a wait until dark. Yep. And so as soon as that darkness fell in the theater instantly, it would be like shit just started popping the fuck off. All right. Oh my God. Yeah. I want to go. I would be too scared to walk home. That's very scary. It is. It is. So as soon as the lights were cut, all these ghostmasters and their assistants, they created atmospheric soundscapes using pre-recorded tapes, music boxes that they played into microphones. There was the classic thunder sounds and blood-curdling screams and wolves howling and people moaning and evil laughter. All things you would expect from your typical kind of Halloween soundtrack. Again, like that. I, we've talked in these shows about House on a Hunted Hill, the Wayne Castle movie, because Castle was kind of known as Master of the gimmick. And I'm sure you've thought about this too, that as you're talking, I'm like, oh, like yeah, he definitely did great stuff. He did the tingler. And he, I'm sure like innovated it. But like the idea of a theater gimmick would have been so familiar at this point. And one of my favorite horror movie things like of any movie is that House on Hunted Hill opens with a few seconds of pure darkness and like just the sounds of shrieks and cackling and stuff. It would be so unnerving in a theater. And now I see it. And again, like this doesn't mean that he's a hack. It means that he was adapting something and preserving it so that people like me could see it where there would have been such a tradition of sitting in a dark theater hearing screaming and cackling and stuff. Yeah. And I mean, William Castle was absolutely inspired by these ghost shows. I mean, there's no question about that. Good job, William Castle. Yeah. Keeping it alive, we need a new William Castle and it is us. Yeah. We're the people who will take up the mantle. I'm sure there are people out there doing this. So there are lots of little William castles and I'm so happy that everyone is out there making skeletons in the zoom around. Yeah, please let us know if you do that because I'd love to hear about it. Okay, so everything's black. Creepy sounds are playing. Prior to this blackout, there would have been a kind of suggestive speech about all the things that might happen in the dark, right? So it would be like, you will see ghosts, you'll feel their hands. You know, so he might say something like, don't turn around if you feel cold, clammy hands, clutching you or something crawling up your leg, worms and spiders will fall from the ceiling or get loose on the ground. So then as soon as the lights went out, they have somebody throwing popcorn in the audience telling me. Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Really? Yes. So literally popcorn? Literally they would toss out popcorn kernels more. They toss out rice. So you know, you'd be primed to kind of experience what you're feeling as the whores describe to you. Yeah. Sometimes they throw out just wet strings that felt like worms. They'd shoot water guns out into the audience. There's a life over at the Frankenstein place. And this is exactly, I mean, it has to have been where the rocket stuff came from. Well, I just thought like, I think about this a lot. Like you and I exist in 2025, right? But like we were born in the 80s, we were raised by people from different decades, you know? I was raised by by boomers. And my dad was actually a bit older than that. And you were raised by different people with sort of different experiences of history. And so the moment you're living and you're also bringing all the times you've lived in and to a somewhat lesser extent, the times that the people who you know and who raised you have lived in. And so the Rocky Horror Picture Show coming out in 1975, it feels like it would have been like within very easy reach of human memory to think of a time when people did that at that kind of movie. Absolutely. Because if you don't know, and Chelsea, you can speak more to this, the Rocky Horror Picture Show is what it is not just because it was a movie, but because it became this cabaret theater experience that has persisted now for 50 years. Yeah, this is actually the 50th anniversary of Rocky Horror. So let's say a hearty, happy birthday to what is my favorite film? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. And then there's meatloaf under the table. Yep, exactly. That's perfect. So in addition to all that, sometimes they throw cook noodles into the audience, like from the balconies, which I really love. Just like when you're having like a neighborhood party for kids and you have them like stick their fingers and peeled grapes and stuff. Yes. And the kind of creation of the modern haunted house is we know it east sort of happening concurrently. And I think these two things are feeding each other. Right. And you've done shows on that. Yeah, we did one. We did a Halloween episode on your show last year that was kind of a history of Halloween. And then we have an episode called Haunted Attractions that really kind of takes us all through the history of the Halloween haunted house. And it's a lot of fun. So another thing that they would do is I love this. They would take two long poles and hold them kind of at opposite ends of the stage. There'd be a rope tied between them and then they drape wet mop strings all across the poles and then they pull them across over the audience's faces. I would lose that. I know. Other times they used silk thread and they had told the audience it was spider webs on their faces. That's where I freaked out. I would scream, you know this. You've got throw haunted house with me. I would scream so much. I know. And it would be wonderful. And everyone was screaming. In fact, it's like as soon as the lights went out, it was a perfect opportunity for all of the kind of mischievous people in the audience to start like tapping on their friends' shoulders or like grabbing their ankles and the ghostmasters loved this. Well, and I mean, I just feel like if you have not gone and screamed in like a haunted house or in something like this, or just like had the opportunity to like be screaming with a group of people who are also screaming, you really should. I think that people need screaming more than many of us realize today. I mean, the haunted house for me is truly like the most cathartic part of my ear is my haunted house marathon in the fall. So, okay, so then all of that's kind of happening, but what also happens pretty early on in those few minutes is suddenly there would be a massive like flash bulb, flash that would go off from the stage, which not only like was frightening, right? Because it's shocking. But it would also kind of blind the audience momentarily. Right. And that would give a chance for kind of things to go into place. And the performers were told to kind of close their eyes so they wouldn't have that effect, which is cool. But the reason, the main reason for this was that they had used like luminous paint on a bunch of different things like objects, decorations, actors. And old science favorite. Yep. And the flash from these flash bulbs would charge the paint instantaneously, right? Yes. It was usually phosphorus paint, but sometimes it was radium paint. So that's another episode. Yeah. Boy, we sure were putting radium and a lot of stuff for a while. She's been doing that. We loved glowing shit. It's almost like we need federal agencies that determine the safety and efficacy of things before we start putting them in our bodies, but you know, whatever. Sounds gay, sir. And also, yeah, I mean, why do that? Why do you just invent a fake cause of autism because your self-imposed deadline ran out and because rather than creating a society that helps support the needs of people with autism, we're going to just treat them like monsters. Yep. That's what we're doing for today. And you know what? Look, if you want to see a monster, go to a ghost show. Don't do it at your job. That's all I'm going to say. More ghost shows for this country. Please, God. Unless your job is our job or a ghost master job. OK, so this luminous paint would be put on balloons. Like it would make faces on balloons that would then kind of drop from the balconies or get kind of tossed out into the audience. It'd be sprayed on cheese cloth ghosts that were mounted on poles and like zoom and around over the audience. Oh, Chelsea, we love a cheese cloth ghost. I won't say more, but boy, do we find out more about that at our live show. The performers would kind of go out into the audience as ghosts glowing, right? But I think my favorite way that the paint was used is this way. And I'm going to read a quote from a man recalling his time as a boy at one of these ghost shows. I'm going to read it like a boy, though, because it's fine here. Please do. Yeah. Maybe with a little Newsy's accent, if you have one on your pocket, you've been wanting to use. We'll see. One Halloween, when I was a boy, the largest theater in town staged a midnight show, advertising that ghosts would appear in the audience, sitting right next to you. That fascinated me. The theater marquee also promised a horror movie in a stage show featuring a spooky musician. I could understand that kind of stuff, but how could a ghost suddenly appear in the scene next to mine? I found out. The only place a kid might get a penny candy bar was in a downtown pool room. And that's where Magic struck. A stranger asked us if we'd like to see the Halloween show at the majestic. He said we'd only have to do a little work to earn admission. Oh, boy, I love it. As instructed, we appeared at the theater 30 minutes early. Backstage, something greasy was wiped on our hands and faces, and we were ordered to sit in the auditorium widely separated. We received no explanation of what we were supposed to be doing, so we were bewildered. But it didn't matter. That is a very late call time. But it didn't matter because we were also in free. You guessed it. The greasy stuff was phosphorus. After the crowd came in and the lights went on, I glowed in the dark. I wasn't sitting next to a ghost. I was a ghost. I didn't catch on until a woman leaned into my face and said, my God, kid, what happened to you? Then I saw my friends shine in another rose, and I realized I was in show business. Oh my God, I love it. I waved my ghostly hands in the air and said, boo, and laughed menacingly. People were so frightened, they giggled. It was marvelous. Oh my God. Isn't that just absolutely fucking lovely? Yes, it's perfect. And like, ah, yes, I love everything about that story. Would you, how would this go if they asked you in a pool room when you were looking for a candy bar? What would you have done? At this moment or when I was like 11? Let's go with when you were 11. Oh boy. I would have probably been in a pool room with my dad, probably because he would be having a beer. Sure, and I would be like, no, I'm a big, scary-tea cat at this time in my life. That's okay. Ask someone else, but today I would be very jazzed. Yes. Also, I do think that just out of general social anxiety and burnout, I do, I always complain about this. I don't leave the house enough. I don't leave the house enough at night. I do find it difficult to just show up for the thing and see what happens. And I feel like this is good validation of, just go ahead and do it because sometimes you want to see a ghost and you are the ghost. And who could see that coming? It's magical. Yeah, I mean, if it were, it would have been me. I think we know what would have happened. I would have been like, you would have been the most legendary ghost that they ever had. And they would have talked about you for years and been like, where is that kid? I wonder what they're up to now. I mean, back then you could just get a job as a child. Maybe like, come on tour with us, kid. Yeah. Oh, you would have joined the ghost show circus. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So another thing they use were called spook paddles. And they were also, you know, for when the ghosts need a good spanking. Yeah, exactly. Oh, what I should say actually before that. A fun fact is that they really stop doing the kid luminosity trick because people kept getting punched in the face because they were so scared. Like the kids did. The kids were getting well, assaulted. And also you have to assume that like at some point in time, there's a good chance that they used radium for that as well. And you know, it's we know now that you're not supposed to do that. And we can hope that maybe just a little radium that night didn't hurt them. That would be nice. That would be nice. But I mean, I mean, his speech I just like America as a country founded on the almost religious belief that if we love companies, they will love us back. Like the radium girls famously, I mean, there's a wonderful book about this. It's called the radium girls, but they died so painfully and became ill so quickly because they were painting, you know, things like clock faces that used radium in order to glow in the dark. And they were told to lick the points of their paint brushes to make them point here. And it's like, I just feel like things wouldn't have been so bad if they'd spent a few pennies on like just a tool that they could just a glass of water. Maybe why did they have to lick them, you know, so the amount of radium that people were putting inside their bodies. And I think also taking as a health tonic. Oh, God. Again, there's a reason why the blob starts like this. There's a lot of monster movies about this theme. I think for a good reason, like there's a reason the American people can't be trusted. You just start putting glowing things inside of our mouths as soon as we see them. I know we want to, but we really shouldn't. We need to be protected for myself. It's very, very reasonable. Yeah. So there were lots of other gimmicks that happened that would make it look like ghost bath spiders eyeballs were running around, you know, in the theater. And also like the power of suggestion is never stronger than when it's dark, I think. Oh, absolutely. You know, the audience would do so much a bit for you, which is just good economics. Absolutely. Absolutely. So that is how a typical blackout would go in the beginning, OK? By the 1940s, as these, you know, more sayons oriented shows turned more into horror oriented shows, there would be sometimes a monster that would be loosed in the theater. And we'll get into that as well. Yes. OK. Oh, Rocky. So as the shows were evolving, teenagers really became the main audience. And this is, you know, because we know what kind of the changes brought by World War II, there was just a little bit more focus on the teenager. Well, and teenagers have access to the automobile, which I think opens up a lot. And a lot for them, acting as consumers. Yes, they really become consumers in this time. And many had never seen a stage show, right? They had been going to the movies as kids, but the stage had really started to die out. Vodvo was dying out tragically, right? So teenagers, of course, famously have kind of a short attention span, and they want shit to go hard, right? So they needed more transgressive content than a ghostly sayons. They needed horror. And if they didn't get enough horror, they were known to trash the theater in anger, kind of like our recent incident with the Minecraft movies. Yeah, although that wasn't about not enough horror, right? That was just like a meme or something. It was just a meme, basically. If you must trash a theater, at least do it because you're disappointed you didn't get enough horror. Like, even then, I don't endorse it, but I can't understand it. Yes, exactly. More horror. You know what movie I would have trashed a theater after was, I don't care that I was filing this, that French movie high-tension from 20 years ago, where you think that this cute lesbian is like chasing down a trucker who's abducted her friend and killed her whole family. And then it turns out that she is the trucker because lesbians are murderers. It was incredible. And you're like, how is she chasing the guy in the truck who abducted her friend? Like, who was driving the other car? Yeah. That's a good point. There are five people out there right now who were all so personally victimized by high-tension and are just as mad as I am to this day. Well, one time, well, when I was a kid, I would have trashed the theater, but this was a home video incident. And it was that I got a home video version of a little princess and for whatever reason. And it was the one that had the locket. That was the locket. I remember that. It came with a locket like under the plastic of the VHS clamshell case, you guys. It was awesome. Yeah. And there was something wrong with my VHS. So it stopped right before you find out if they take the other girl who lived in the attic, you know, the one she becomes friends with, like when she gets adopted. Oh, yeah. So like she gets adopted, but I didn't know that because my VHS cut off and I thought that was the end of the movie. And I was like, take her, take her with you. And Becky. Yeah. And I didn't find out until I was like in my 20s that that was the end of the movie. This is like my mom when I was a child in order to try and get me to read Jane Eyre because she really believed I was gonna read Jane Eyre when I was like nine and like trust me, that was not gonna happen. Sure. She withheld the real ending of Jane Eyre from me until I was in college. I'll be like, what's Jane Eyre about? She's like, well, she runs away when she finds out Rochester has a secret wife and then she meets Sinjian and you know, and then they get married and it's a marriage of companionship rather than love and she gets an inheritance. And I was like, well, that sounds awful. I'm not reading that. And then we watched like a masterpiece theater of Jane Eyre in like 2007 where it got to the real ending, which if you don't know what it is, I'll keep my mom's agenda going and not tell you. And I was like, mom, I would have read it if I knew that. So they underestimate us. We want to. They don't know what we want. They fuck us up our mom and dad. My mom also miscalculated speaking of ghosts because she decided to introduce me to the book by like putting me in my bath when I was like, could not have been older than seven. And we had like my parents remodeled in the 80s so they had this big jacuzzi tub. And I was only allowed to be in like, I don't know, 18 inches of water so I didn't drown. And so I remember just being like mostly cold and like unimmersed and listening to Dame Wendy Hiller read the opening of Jane Eyre, which is about Jane being locked in a room where somebody died and having a ghost bother her. And I was just like, I feel like I'm being visited by a ghost right now. Also my mom, like a lot of the time it paid off, like she just gave me Leonard Cohen's first album when I turned 14 as if that was a thing that everyone did when their daughter turned 14. And that worked out great. The Jane Eyre thing was just too early. So came on, I love it now. We love you mom. Okay, so now that we're in the horror shows, I'm going to kind of set some of the different scenes that you might see at these ghost shows, okay. And I guess it's important to say that these tricks because their magic tricks basically would be kind of repurposed in different ways by the different ghost masters that were out there, right? You can imagine these tricks done with just different circumstances and characters. So in one, a scantily clad woman, there were lots of scantily clad women in this era. Yeah, I don't think the word scantily is used for any other context except for the cladness of a woman. That's very true, it's very true. So she would be chased around by a man in a gorilla suit and then she would kind of faint. And then the gorilla would grab her and drag her to the table and lay her on the table. And then the gorilla would start ripping off her arms and legs and throwing them into the audience. Oh no, well I thought you were going to say clothes. So you know, no, no. I like that, I mean, I, okay, I guess I'll choose this member of an oversexual violence or that I didn't expect to have to make that choice today. You know, I know, I know. I like I said, we're not getting into, we're not getting too deep into the, into the political issues here. Yeah, but the point is people liked it. So we can learn from that, I suppose. Yeah, that, I mean, that isn't impressive trick though, right? It is. Just from a misdirection perspective. It is. And then like she'd be covered in a sheet and the blood would soak through the sheet and then eventually the showmen would shoot the gorilla with a pistol and it would die on stage. God, it's kind of like a very low butt. It's like your cousin does a sweeted version of King Kong. Absolutely. I also like how I like how barbaric today we merely pretend to saw women in half. Well, they'll be a little of that soon. Okay, so in one problematic skit, the called jungle voodoo, a young woman would appear in a leopard skin costume and do a sexy dance to the beat of drums off stage, which is totally fine and not awful at all. And then as she danced, a large net would be lowered onto her. And then two performers dressed as safari hunters grabbed her while she was in the net and struggling and like, oh, let me go. And then the net would be hoisted up and an incantation would be said by the ghostmasters, a flash of lightning would strike and then the net would fall and the young woman would have disappeared and inside with a bones of a skeleton. Wow. Wow. I know. It's so interesting that so much of this is like, what if we could use magic to kill when it's definitely a theme that is occurring in the ghost show? Yeah. It is also like I mean speaking of horror, like showing the things we can't speak out loud. It's because I welcome it for so many reasons and partly as a fossil record of the themes that we didn't have the courage to admit to. Yeah. In a more conscious way. So many of the monster movies of their 50s are like, you know, starting with King Kong. If not earlier, are like, what about when the monster picks up a hot woman and carries her away? And it's like, what are, what are, what's that? Why are we saying it with that? Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. I mean, there is again, there are so many things to pick apart here and it's all deserving of analysis, perhaps another time. Although to quote the kid in the Cider House rules, King Kong much like Ronald Reagan just wants his mother, perhaps. Hey, you know, still stomped on a lot of people to get to her though. That's very true. So another skit would involve a man performing as a hunchback. There were many hunchback performers because of Frankenstein, right? Right. Well, I feel like the hunchback of Notre Dame is actually like there was a, I think, a long-chainy movie of that that had been very popular. So I feel like that would even be in the zeitgeist. Mm-hmm. And of course, people do love Richard III. Okay, anyway. So, okay. Another one, yeah, would be this hunchback would find again, usually a female volunteer from the audience. Damn it. I know. And then would hypnotize her, put her on this wooden table. And I'm guessing that this was usually a stooge, right? A stoogeette, maybe we'll say. Yeah, stoogeene. Yes. And she'd be laid out on that wooden table and they'd bring out a full-sized buzz saw, okay? And then they would cut her head off with the buzz saw. The ghost master, in this case, Ray Mond was his name, would grab her severed head and there would just be blood pouring off the table. He grabbed her head, run into the audience with the head raised over his head. And then he would jump on the theater seats, kind of like Roberto Benini did when he was a scar. And then he'd like, on the armrests, he'd run across everyone, jumping over everybody's legs. He'd run into the lobby up in the balcony and he would raise the head above his, he'd raise the bloody head up and then walk along the edge of the balcony and then jump down from the main floor and then he'd run back on stage and announce. And now, ladies and gentlemen, someone is about to die. It could be you and then the blackout sequence would happen right then. Okay, I mean, that is a strong opening. I do just to do a little bit on themes. Uh-huh. It's interesting that we have to align women murdering with disabled people. That's very true. It's very right. And like, I'm not trying to cancel ghost shows, but like, again, it's to point like the monster movie. And I mean, even King Kong, if you see it as, and I hate to hand one to Tarantino, but he believes King Kong is an allegory for slavery. And I don't think he's wrong about that. I think there's like a lot of interesting racialized subtext, especially if you watch the whole movie. And so this idea that monsters in these scenarios, both on stage and in movies at the time are representing what sort of white male patriarchal America is trying to disown is like, not me, not that. That's what wants to victimize women. I simply marry them to death. Yeah. Yep. Yep. No, that's very, very true. And I do like your point of like this being almost some kind of id that's acting out on stage, right? I spent a lot of money on that English degree. I got to use it somehow. So yeah, I mean, there were many other versions of a similar thing like where King Kong. But they had kind of a format. Yeah, they had a format. And it was, you know, usually some kind of violent bloody thing, sometimes, you know, a woman might be pulled from the audience or something and thrown off the balcony using a dummy and misdirection. And, you know, pretty good. I mean, not that what you give the public is what they always want or what everybody wants. God knows they tell you that. But I feel like one of my short, I think, maybe analyses of why we see so much violence against women and media and especially sexualized violence is, you know, not all men, not all women. But if we're going to generalize for a second, men like it because they like it. Sure. And women like it because it's not provoking to see an allegory of the thing that you're going through anyway. That's very true. And sometimes it even makes you realize how bad life is. So here's an interesting one, all right? This seems kind of unique. But there were definitely, you know, in addition to this violence, there was definitely like a sexual element to some of these shows. There was a lot of, of course, you know, hypnotizing of women. There was a lot of, again, those kind of scantily clad outfits and dances and kind of even burlesque once in a while. But here's kind of a fun one. So in one kind of climactic scene that would happen before the blackout, there would be two women on stage and these were assistants. And one would be playing corpse that was lying on a satin couch. And then there would be another woman who was kind of praying beside her. Then suddenly the lighting would change. And the one playing the corpse, the woman would sit up and you would see from the new angle that half of her was a hot blonde. And half of her was Satan, which is a pretty cool thing. Like right in the middle, right? Very cool. Although who's to say Satan is in a hot blonde, frankly? I mean, quite frankly. And then she stood up and did kind of like this sexy dance that made it look like she was being seduced by the satanic half of her body while the other woman was kind of trying to pull her and save her into her other body. And then the satin half... Women will do anything to have an excuse to grab our own boobs, honestly. That's true. I wouldn't have a little less out time. Because then the satin half tore off the woman's black dress revealing, oh, you know, the scantily clad body. And then the blackout came and everything went fucking ape shit as it always did. That's beautiful. So quite a... That's stripping in a way that can even please very scary Christians because it's like you taking your clothes off. It's about the danger of Satan. It's educational. And I'm wondering if that's part of why they did it that way. I don't know. I think so. Let's go with it. It's also gives a pretty fun premise. Yeah. It's a fun premise. So you'll remember that we've had some universal monster movies involved in these shows. And they really did start just explicitly using Dracula and Frankenstein, especially. And there would be kind of a situation maybe where Frankenstein's creation would be being assembled on stage underneath the sheet. They'd be bringing, you know, different limbs in the head and all the... They're not of parts of all the women they tore apart earlier. Yeah, exactly. We're making their really cute Frankenstein. And then they would be like sparks like very much that rocky horror scene where they're making rocky with kind of goofy gadgets and practical effects. And then suddenly the creature would sit up and throw off the sheet. And there he was Frankenstein's creation, not Frankenstein. Okay, Frankenstein's monster. And then he would go out into the audience and choose a teenage boy. So at least we've got a boy on stage that will be brutalized the law. So they would then cover his head with the bag. And the ghostmaster would just chop his head right off. Blood would be pouring on the table. What a head cutting off. I'm surprised. A lot of guys think they really felt confident about that trick. They really liked that trick because there would be blood everywhere. And then they'd get to what else but grab the head and run out into the audience and kind of kick off the black head. Yeah. And you kick off that the most important part of the show. So there were always kind of these lead-ins to that moment right that were the most extreme part. I want to say like full head football, you know? Yes, yes. And eventually Dr. Silkeany, as we mentioned before, he would get a cease and desist letter from Universal Studios because he really, you can't do this. Which I was wondering about the legality of this because it's like you have a character. I assume it's the likeness, right? Because Frankenstein's monster goes back to Mary Shelley. And I thought that came out what end of the 18th century started the 19th. But then the sort of like Boris Karloff version, I guess, would be the thing that Universal owns. Yeah. And then I wonder about like what, I mean, what are the legal ramifications of like putting Frankenstein's monster on stuff to this day because he ends up on everything. Like are we still paying Universal for that? That's a good question. If you're in Frankenstein law, let us know. Yeah. Or in, I guess, what is it when they, it's like a common. Yeah, the public domain. And that happens for literature after 95 years after publication. But it never happens for movies. I don't know how it works for movies. I know that there are some movies that they accidentally left the copyright logo out of, like for example, charade. They just like forgot to put it in. And so there's many terrible transfers of charade. But yeah, I don't know. We got to do an episode later on Frankenstein law. Let's put that on the shelf too. OK, great. Pop it in. It's a normal brain on the shelf there. So basically Universal and Dr. Silkeene and kind of from there, the ghost shows in general, reached an agreement where they would promote the new films from Universal and pay a small fee, right? You cut off my head. I cut off yours. Yeah, I mean, you know, it really everyone won at that point. And even an extension of that, like as some of these Universal Monster Movie stars started to no longer be getting work in horror, they would go on tour with these ghost shows, a special guest. So like Bella LaGosie went, Glenn Strange went, and you know, it was just a great another kind of just celebrity gimmick. It's an early comic con kind of a thing. Yeah, exactly. And actually, this is to total aside, and we're not going to get into it. But Jimmy Stewart got his start as an assistant for midnight ghost shows. Yeah, he did. Yeah, well, well, well, well, Mr. Silkeene, I just don't feel right about cutting that pretty young girl's head off. Maybe he didn't do the cutting. I can't say I don't know. I think he was actually a little on the earlier side using charge of mixing the phosphorus or something. I think he was more on the sails era, but I can't tell you. I'm not sure. Right. Me have play about that. I know, right? So that's going to draw to a close a little bit of what the ghost show was like because at this point, then Mark, it's getting saturated, right? More and more people are trying to do them. And a lot of them are just cheap imitators. It's not what it was before. People are losing interest. The audiences are becoming routier. They're like vandalizing everything and they're throwing shit on stage, throwing bottles and like nails and they even are sometimes breaking screens. One time a teenager literally blew up his movie seat with a homemade bomb and the shrapnel from it hit a girl in the leg and luckily she wasn't too injured, but it did like draw blood. Is this? Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty terrifying. You know, because we're getting like into, yeah, we're getting into the late 50s, you know, into the 60s and teenagers. It's just a, it's a new breed. Yeah. Television's here. Also, guess what? There's a deer outside my window right now. Oh, that's nice. It's a really different thing to what we're talking about. I know. It's fall. It's fun. So it's interesting that teenagers ultimately become too destructive for the ghost show and not to bring all the blame teenagers. I'm sure some adults were just getting routier and being like, it was the teens. But yeah, I'm sure. I mean, yeah, the increasingly, I wonder too about just like media sort of pushing these kind of old time theatrics into corniness and maybe giving them less power to terrify. That's definitely true. And then, you know, we also have people moving from the cities to the suburbs after World War II. We have television coming in the 1950s. So people want to watch movies at home. They don't need to go out to the theater. To all that rig and parole. You know, we start to see like Alfred Hitchcock presents on CBS. We start to see screen gems create shock theater using all the universal monster movie classics. We see even like former ghost masters becoming late night horror movie host like Dr. Evo, which is funny. He was a he became a host. And then, you know, people like Vampire, all these local horror movie hosts were coming out and it just kind of adapted, right? It again kind of transformed itself. It was still campy. It was still comedic. It was still drag. But it was happening on TV, right? Or yeah, a little bit later, but you know, in the 60s, we have Rod Serling in the twilight zone. And that's like a very scary story on contemporary themes delivered conveniently to your very own living room. There you go. There you go. And, you know, there was another thing that you mentioned that was one of the most massive changes in teenage culture of all time. And that is the car, right? Yeah. So at this time, because teenagers are driving around in cars, but still want entertainment, we get the drive in movie. Hmm. There you go. So I, and I guess there's like less. I would imagine just for many reasons, but partly because you can't control lighting. There's less capacity for that kind of theatrics there and for the kind of Vod Villianness. Exactly. They would perform mostly on like makeshift stages in front of the big movie screens, or they're, they would like drive a flatbed truck in and park it in front, or they just stand on top of the concession stand, which is pretty sick. That was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. And really they just kept doing the same kind of violent tricks that were just less complicated. It would be like, Hey, kid, come on stage. I'm going to chop your head off and replace it with a dummy head. But the thing of being in the pick start screaming together, it seems like got lost. That's gone. And also everyone's in their own individual vehicle, you know? Right. It's so interesting because I'm used to being, to just like, only being able to see drive-ins through extremeness, nostalgia. It's interesting to think of them as the newfangled thing that's running out the old fashion ghost show. Yeah. I mean, they were called passion pits, right? That was the nickname for them. No, wow. Right. People had other stuff to do. Yeah. And like, you know, people wanted to get scared so that they could cuddle up, right? They wanted to kind of have this excuse to as long ago when it was far away. It was so much better than it is today. Speaking of me, love, yes, speaking of art, patron saint, I don't know. Did he turn out to be a bad man? I don't know. Can't remember. Yeah, but it, but we, you know, when Eddie didn't love his teddy, they said he was an awful kid. But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife, what a guy. What a guy makes a cry. Oh, my dude. I did. Yeah. And so yeah, there would just be like a lot of gillotine tricks where kids heads were kind of replaced with dummy heads and blood spurting out. And, you know, people close to the stage would be covered in red liquid. And, you know, they would have Frankenstein show up and Frankenstein might, you know, get shot in the eye with a gun and blood would squirt out and then he'd bump into a coffin covered in chains. And the chains would fall and Dracula would pop out and he'd go into the audience and bring her on stage. That would be fun. But man, he got fake blood all over the wrong kids convertible and then his dad sues you seriously, seriously, you know, but then it would be like, yeah, like a woman's head would get cut off and it just ended monsters would run around and it just, people enjoyed it, but it wasn't working. It just, it wasn't going to last. Yeah. Cause there are things that like arise organically and it seems like this did in the sort of theater setting and then you try and port it over, you know, it's like so many things that we tried to make happen on a zoom and just were not really zoomable and like, you know, you do it while you have to and you do it when you have to, but yeah, it just feels like not the right environment for the ghost show to thrive in. Yes. And so, you know, slowly, we just kind of forgot about the ghost show until a little ghost name Chelsea Weber Smith came along to remind us. I feel like it's worth kind of zooming all the way back to the beginning to talk about some of the publicity stunts that they use to promote these shows because I love a good publicity stunt. I love gimmicks famously. All frills all gimmicks is me. So one of the things that they would do is they would find a local kid and they'd ask the kid to dress up as a ghost and protest outside the theater. Perfect. It would be like the ghost master is unfair to ghosts and so that was that was cute. Now get people's attention. That's cute. We should do that for our show. We should see a lot of these ideas and say that we're keeping history alive. Absolutely. I we there is a lot to discuss here. We're how dark we're allowed to make the theater and for how long? That's what I'm working through spaghetti at people at all. It's still in that not with sauce on it. I know. I don't know. We want to make sure we treat them with respect. Yeah. Yeah. No, not the audience. Like we don't need to treat you with respect. I mean the staff. Yes. Yes. Of course. So sometimes the ghost masters would hold press conferences from coffins for photo ups. You love talking about anyone who gets in a coffin on purpose. I know. I am want to hear about every single instance of it from you. I know. They would local drug stores department stores would agree to display coffins and signs in their show windows. Beautiful. There was one New York based showmen who created a street parade to promote his ghost show that included a horse drawn hers. And then he was there behind writing in a limo and he had a walking band playing as well and kind of this parade like setting that saying this song that I don't know the melody, but the lyrics went, it ain't no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. Oh my God. That's perfect. Sometimes I don't really know how this worked, but showmen would drive cars around blindfolded and it would attract like thousands of people need me like come to our ghost show. And they, you know, they used a lot of skeletons and they just put them all over the theater when people were coming in to see other movies. There'd be like artificial graves and fake grass and vases of flowers and these just like what I imagine were just such beautiful tabloes in me in the lobbies of these theaters. I love it. They do this really classic shit with the ambulances parked outside. They have stretchers outside. They'd have, you know, nurses, people dressed as nurses standing outside the theater. And again, they'd have herses parked out front and, you know, anything that was like, you might die for real. Yeah. Which I think there's just like a sense of fun, especially if you're kind of an interwar period of like the fun being that you're pretending and like you're in so much more danger than you are, you know, like how the classic Disney rides generally start with the premise that we're going to take a little ride. Oh no, we're all going to die. Like in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, they're like, you are going to die. And then you can see a bunch of pirates. And then the other thing they did, which is what I would have been first in line four were the giveaway gimmicks. Cause I love merch. I'm a merch town. So they would maybe give you like a die cut skull mast, which was, you know, basically a cardboard mask with a elastic string attached to it. You remember those maybe from the 90s. Oh, yeah. It was like kind of a cheap promotional thing. I think a lot even then. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Feels like something you'd actually get at McDonald's or something during Halloween. They really popped off on Halloween. McDonald's did. Yeah. Well, McDonald's like basically about videos, I remember again. They're like, when? Why won't people come to our restaurant? It's like, if people stuff, I think you used to be better. Don't you remember we do teeny, beanie babies say it. So sometimes they would hand out faint pills. And that would be like a single candy pill that you were supposed to take if you had a heart attack. That's so freaking cute. I know. Oh my God. They would give you faint checks that if you fainted, you would get into another movie free. No. Which again, just like encourages you to faint and then make the show look scarier. True. It's true for immediately what? I don't know what it costs. 25 cents in the balcony, 40 cents in the front row. Yeah. Exactly. So you could also get a faint pass. That would be like, if you passed out, you would have this card that you put your name and address on so that they could take you to the hospital, or take you home after you fainted. Again, this was before stranger danger. It's just nice to have a business. Even if it's for a stunt, it's nice to have a business promise to take care of you if you faint because you don't even do that at clinics now. I don't think they do not. You're like Colin Uber. I mean, me alone. They'd have like these optical illusion, like magic eye cards that they would hand out, you know, that would change. You know, you remember those, right? You like turn it one way. It was one thing to turn another. Oh, yeah. Or if you like cross your eyes, it'll look different, you know? Yeah. Like the kind of thing that Riker is always showing you at the start of Beyond Believe. Yes, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. They would sometimes give out ID bracelets, which is what I most want is a ghost show ID bracelet. I don't know where they are. Again, if you've gone, please. You know, then it started to be like rubber shrunken heads because there was a lot of, I didn't get into it, but there was a lot of shrunken head content like they would, you know, it was very problematic. There was like a witch doctor theme, for sure. Which again, we can, yeah, of course. But which we can see little hints of, you know, I mean, also mid-Sexuary, I think that was kind of a fascination for it was, yeah. American white people in a way that again, just reveals sort of how wild and racist our culture is. But there's like, you know, that's the kind of thing where there are these little footnotes left behind, like, you know, in Beetlejuice in that case. Yeah. You can take a little ride on the old Disney jungle cruise and really experience that in a modern era. And then, you know, they'd hand out rubber spiders, rubber snakes, just anything that a kid would really enjoy having. And I imagine there was a lot of collecting going on with that and that that's really nice. I really like that. It feels like you could really have a community around those objects. You're more likely to want to go out if you're, you know, you might get little toys or you might get a novelty item or you might faint, you know, that's like very compelling compared to today where they're like, well, it's bigger than at home. And also you can't eat any of your own food or talk to people. Right. And so, you know, as I mentioned, they slowly died out and by the early 70s, they virtually did not exist at all anymore. But then in 1975, a little film called the Rocky Horror Picture Show came out and fucking tanked in the American box office. It did not do well because Americans do not understand camp historically. No, no, we're not great at it. Did better in the UK. But famously, as we know, once theaters started showing it at midnight, then it started to really take off. And it was really a direct call back to the ghost shows that it happened before at the late night double feature picture show, you know, kind of the... If I are KO, I want to go. Exactly. And, you know, there's just this, all of the campiness was there, all of the violence, but done in like a very tongue-in-cheek comedic way is there. You know, even the shadows, as we talked about, like the shadow trick is in there. Yeah, I love that. And a cult following developed around these midnight shows. And just like they did in the ghost shows, people would throw things on stage, you know. We throw rice during the wedding. They would bring newspapers to put over their head when it rained and people would, you know, shoot water guns out into the audience. And, you know, there are so many, so many elements, Taraki horror that are interactive. And that make the movie come alive and become something else entirely. You know, let's take a joke. I have always loved and remembered as Janet saying, oh, I don't like men with a lot of muscles. Do you remember what the audience call back to that as opposed to being... Or sometimes it is, no, what is it? Because again, this is something that like started, I believe, pretty improvisationally. And then it became kind of a script and like a ritual that people did. But when I, at 13 or 14, saw this at the Clinton Street Theater, big rate of passage, I was wearing a... A big... A little homemade magenta costume. When Janet says that, you're supposed to shout, yeah, just one big one. And boy did she. So good. So good. So good. It definitely took on a raunchy or tone for sure once it was... I mean, because it was 1975, it was the 1970s by then. So all bets were kind of off. There were a lot of sweet transvestites who didn't have any other place to express that. And I feel like we've talked about this elsewhere. We did a yoga about Rocky War picture show. And it's like, it's nobody's job to love it. And I know that there exists very reasonably the argument that Frank and Ferder is a transphobic character. And I won't argue against that. But also, I'll say that in 1975, and for a long time, you would just take whatever representation you could get. And also that, you know, this kind of theatrical experience is also proof of the fact that the media we love isn't necessarily because we want to emulate everything about it, but because the characters and the story are able and the campiness are able to bring us together to find the people that we need in our lives. Yeah, there's absolutely like anything so much that you can critique fairly. But what I think is the most important is the fact that it created a community. It created a common experience. And the ghost shows did that as well, right? It was this ability to go to one place with a bunch of strangers and experience what I would consider an ecstatic kind of spiritual experience, at least in my version. Yes. But also, think in addition to Rocky Horror, these must have been really influential on walkthrough haunted houses that we're developing around this same time. You know, by the 70s, we really have it happening. Because this would kind of be the thing that you would look to for inspiration. Yeah, exactly. And these were just really stationary haunted houses that you could transform into a walkthrough eventually. Yeah. So everything that we know about, how we and everything that we experience when we go through a haunted house, when we watch midnight movies and experience horror, like so much of that is brought to you by our midnight ghost shows. And I think that learning about this has been so much fun for me and so incredible because, you know, maybe no heads were cut off and probably that's for the best. But so many aspects of this did happen in our live show and we did arrive to them just through maybe like the trickle down understanding. Yeah. Through emulating the media that we knew. But I think there's also to speak of the unified field, there is a very strong internal logic and a sense if you've, you know, done a little bit of work on stage, maybe in your life, or been an audience member because you get a good sense of it then too. That I mean, one of the real things happening is a theater is the energy that the people bring into it and it's your job to kind of sculpt and facilitate that energy taking the shape that will transform the night and has something bigger than the sum of its parts. And that is very much a spirit that you welcome in and it's a spirit that everybody brings in when they they come in and sit down. Absolutely. And also to call back to our corn maze episode is a haunted house, not a labyrinth. Yes, absolutely. I would call it a labyrinth, you know, in the best case when people really fucking give a shit about their haunted house and don't just make a terrible excuse for a haunted house. And that's a different, that's a different axe I have to grind. Okay. I'm not going to cut off any one's head with it. Oh my god. We did the same joke. But yeah, I mean, I think again, it's like there are many, many things about this that we could really dive into and critique. Yeah. And also many things we can explore more in a joyful way. I know. And it's like this thing is transforming during the post war years into something more brutal after we experience this really brutal war. You know, there are lots of interesting sociological perspectives and I encourage everyone to to do that thinking out there. But this was really my attempt at bringing you some Halloween content. I love it. And just getting to experience what one of these shows was like, I just want you to turn off the lights and throw spaghetti at me. And then I'll just, that's the Halloween of my dreams. I can make that happen. Chelsea, thank you so much. Everyone who doesn't listen to American hysteria really should, especially on a long, dark drive. Because there are some episodes that have genuinely scared the pants off of me while I'm hitting them at the same time. And your show is so good in so many ways. But one thing I want people to know if they don't is that you are so good at creating that theatrical experience like inside of a person's brain while they're listening. It's so immersive. And I love just like the ghost mastering that you're able to do in audio. It makes me so happy and so scared sometimes. That is an incredible compliment. Thank you so much for that Sarah. We really try. I remember listening. I forgot which episode I think it had to do with the UFOs, but it was beautifully sound designed as well. And I listened to it while I was at a cabin by Mount Hood and I slept with the lights on afterwards. I think that was our Alien Abduction series. Yeah, it's a it's a freaky one. Yeah, I was just like, I am going to just lie here, stiff as a board until I pass right out every light was on. Amazing. Well, I would like to also encourage people to come over to our show for our Halloween episode on Bloody Mary. Oh God, yeah, it's a fun one. Speaking of things that have made me scream. Yeah, a few months of real social commentary. I'll be going hard. Heck yeah. Sarah, thank you for giving me this platform. As soon as I started researching, I was thinking about making it one of our main fully produced episodes. And I was like, there's no way I cannot bring this to Sarah Marshall. I just knew that I needed to deliver this bloody head right to your hands. And I'm just very grateful to you. And I love it so much and I will take it home and treasure it. And I will feed it spaghetti. Have the best, creepiest time and may you scream in public as much as you dream. And I'm just so happy to share every scare with you. Thank you, Sarah. You make every haunted house. Oh, and it will. Thank you, dear and dastardly audience. But wait, listen. There's a moral panic out there. And the only way to stave off the hysteria is by subscribing now to the devil you know. Sarah's new eight pot mini series out on October 20th. This episode was brought to you by Dr. Schlox, camp of the damned created by me, Chelsea Weber Smith. And thank you to my astonishing assistant Sarah Marshall for allowing me to grace the sadistic stage for you. The editor and producer of Your Wrong About is Miranda Zickler. The music you heard in this episode was also produced by Miranda Zickler with magician, I mean musician, AJ McKinley. 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