Trump fired Kristi Noem. It turns out her husband, Big Titty Brian, is in very compromising positions. Now he has fired Pam Bondi, pop up this headline. Daily Mail keeps giving us banger after banger after banger. I never saw it coming. Pam Bondi begged Trump not to fire her during dramatic White House showdown as insider reveals his final straw and put up the second slide. Or this is the final straw from the article. Philip Nieto posts and this is from the Daily Mail article. Trump told Pam Bondi shortly before his Iran speech on Wednesday night that she would soon be fired. Trump's reasoning for the sudden dismissal comes in part because the president believes Bondi tipped off Congressman Eric Swalwell about the FBI's efforts to release investigative documents related to his relationship with Christine Fang. So a couple of things I just want to point out here. Trump wanted Pam Bondi to indict Swalwell. I think it was like three or four months ago. Do you remember that, Pumps? Yes. And now crazy FBI podcaster Cash Patel, he wants to resurrect this whole discredited thing about Eric Swalwell because when Trump has an enemy, somebody that he doesn't like, he's just laser focused on taking them down. Pumps. Okay, here's the thing. What cracks me up is I was watching Fox News coverage and they were like alluding to the handling of the Epstein files. So I just want to make everything this very clear off the top so nobody's surprised. The Epstein files are not going to be released under Donald Trump because the Epstein files incriminate Donald Trump. In my opinion, why would we be fighting so hard? He can appoint 1000 FBI direct or attorney generals. These will not be released because the person they're protecting is Trump. So any indication that he wants the Epstein files released and she won't do it is I'm laughing my fat ass off because that couldn't be further from the truth. And here's the deal. Pam Bondi is the worst. She sold her soul to the devil and she lost and I for one am delighted. I am so happy for her that she gets to bury her head in shame in Florida where she has given up her soul. And now she's been humiliated by Trump. I love it when bad things happen to bad people. I agree. And if that makes me a bad person, I I'll take it guilty as charged. Yeah. I did read and I just have to share this with you all when we were prepping for this live. Somebody who wrote, I wonder if Pam Bondi's husband's tits are bigger than Big Titty Brian. So I mean, you guys, here's the thing. These people are so horrible. They're such losers. Trump himself said, I like to surround myself with losers. So he feels like the big swinging dick, right? Pam Bondi is a sociopath, psychopath of the highest order. The way she treated victims of child rape and the disdain and the indignant sociopathic manner that she treated them is the way she will be remembered forever. The autopsy on Pam Bondi is she did not care about child rape. She wears a Christian cross. She Christian signals she covers up for a pedophile and pedophile rings. And that will be her obituary in the history books. She will always be remembered as the woman who didn't stand up for little girls that were raped by sick rich men. And so I appreciate that Fox News is bringing up the Epstein files again, because even no matter how they're bringing them up, I think this has to do more with Pam Bondi's inability to get federal judges to break the law and charge James Comey, Letitia James. I think that's what a lot of this is. But listen to this pumps. It is just everybody's on the chopping block. And now put this up, Kylie. Trump is considering firing Tulsi Gabbard and Adam Cochran reports in the past 24 hours, we've learned Trump is talking about firing three different people in the DOJ and now the DNI. So either number one, they are refusing to do something very illegal, which for them is a far outline. Or there is a major intelligent scandal happening and Trump is going to throw people under the bus. And this is really interesting. Why all of a sudden is he firing all of these people? He started a war to distract from the aforementioned child rape that Pam Bondi herself saw to it that she personally would cover up and she personally would treat child rape victims as though they are subhuman. Pam Bondi did that. Pam Bondi owns that with her Christian cross. So he has we have all of these things going on. We have thrown Christian under the bus. We know that her husband probably put national security at risk parading around with his big tits, Big Teddy Brian. And now Pam Bondi is on the chopping block. So what do you think is happening here? I called it several months ago. I said all this kumbaya, circle jerk cabinet meetings, these people hate each other. This is a toxic work environment imaginable. I am somewhat surprised he kept employees for this long. But considering he hired such bottom feeding losers, those are his words, losers. That's what he calls his cabinet. I like hanging out with losers. It doesn't surprise me that they stuck around so long. But now this is the Trump we know. It's going to be chop block city, baby. Pumps, what do you think about Adam Cochran's analysis? What do you think is going on here? I would just be hard pressed to believe that there's anything illegal these people won't do. I mean, truly. Now I do know that his 10 billion dollar lawsuit against the IRS is causing consternation in the DOJ for obvious reasons. I don't know what side she fell on that. She went to the Supreme Court with him. He was humiliated. You know, wait, hold up. Pam Bondi went with him yesterday. Yes. Yes. Oh, that's even more delicious. So she wrote in the beast and she went over and sat on the bench with the red cushion and then he fucking shitcander. Yeah. Oh, that's my veins, baby. That shit's delicious. Yeah. And did you know I read an article just yesterday about how much money each individual cabinet member had given his pack, which is going directly under his pocket, 10 million from Pam, Pammy, baby. Yep. She's giving him 10 million went to the Supreme Court. You know what? I bet just that Supreme Court, when the justices were just ridiculing his solicitor general in there, I bet he, you know, he probably fucking hates all of these people that he has to work around. And I bet he just couldn't fucking stand it. So he's like, Pam, you're out. But this is an interesting twist on this. Kylie Poppe, the next analysis here. Amy Siskin of Democracy Now says, trust me, I am no fan of gnome, gabard or Bondi, but I do find it notable that of that of the cabinet members, Trump has fired or is reportedly considering firing all three are women. How about Hexeth, Kennedy Jr. Can't even find a CDC worker to match his own craziness. Patel is a laughing stock and so on. Why aren't they being fired? And I appreciate her earnestness in asking that question, but we know the reason why they're not being fired. And it's because Trump shines in homosocial relationships. This whole sect of MAGA, it is bro on bro on bro on bro. They, there's a whole homosocial social aspect to this. And women are on the chopping block, as we know from Project 2025. So these women, gabard, Bondi, gnome, to think that somehow they are the special women when Russ Vaught, who Suzy Wiles calls a crazy right wing Christian, doesn't want them around. I mean, it's a nobody. He's going to replace all of them with men so that they, this can just be bro homosocial situation. And it's just interesting that these men are so intimidated by women. They only want to be environments where they're solely around men and the women at the table. Listen, they're all losers. These women are losers too. The women were the first on the chopping block. And you know what, here's the thing. If you're a woman and you're going to go work for a man who wants to dismantle women's rights, I can't help you that you're stupid that you didn't figure out that was going to happen to you. Right. I mean, Trump uses people, he particularly uses women. I can't wait for what her new appointment's going to be because she's staying inside the administration. So is she going to be like, hang on, I think Kylie's got some breaking news here, Kylie. We've got a truth social update from Trump. Just okay. Okay. Pam Bondi is a great American patriot and loyal friend who faithfully served as my attorney general over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive crackdown and crime across our country with murders, murders is capitalized. I don't know what's going on there. Plummeting to their lowest level since 1900. We love Pam. And she will be transitioning to a much needed important new job in the private sector to be announced at a date in the near future. And our deputy attorney general and a very talented and respected legal mind legal mind is capitalized. Todd Blanche will step in to serve as acting attorney general. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Donald J. Trump. I listen up dipshit. We know it's you. You do not have to sign your fucking tweets. It says real Donald Trump. We fucking know it. You quit signing your fucking tweets. He's a nut. So she's not gonna I on Fox News again, I watched it. Watch a box. So we don't have to not all heroes were capes. That's right. And so they were going to say she was transitioning. So I was wondering was going to be like special deputy director of the special Avengers movement. But the first thing I did when I saw this was I looked to does she still have to testify before the oversight committee on April 14 regarding the Epstein files. And the answer is yes, she still does now she may have more ability to stonewall now that she's no longer in that position. But she still is under subpoena. And do I think she's going to do it? No, do I think she's gonna say anything? No. But bitch is on her own. And here's the thing. If I'm Bondi who Pam, we love Pam, we love her. I would say here's the fucking deal. April 14. If by midnight, April 13 rolls around and I don't have a sign sealed delivered pardon from your ass. I'm fucking going scorched earth. I'm going to tell everything I know. And peace out. That's what I would do. I would say I want my pardon in my hand because this woman has committed so many fucking crimes. And I hope that she ages in jail terribly. But I want it in jail. So let's take a little trip down memory lane of some of more Pam Bondi's more egregious moments. More recently in an oversight hearing in February. Kylie play the video. Dow. The Dow right now is over. The Dow is over 50,000. I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000. Okay. And this is like this is straight jacket padded sell shot. I mean, this is just fucking insane. There are victims of child rape sitting behind her and she is screaming like a raving lunatic about the Dow. It's just it perfectly encapsulates the the collision of capitalism plus evangelical Christianity plus white supremacy that reigns in MAGA. They value money over. They do human beings and to all of the white women that go and triple Trump and vote and you have little daughters that you love. You love more than anything on the planet. You put little bows in their hair and you let them try out for cheerleader and you, you know, go to drop them off at school and you go to yoga and you're the first motherfucker in carpool line. I want to tell you this group of people, even these women, if something happens to your daughter and she's raped, number one, they're going to take the rapist side and number two, your daughter's going to have that rapist baby. So you remember that every time you go vote for these Republicans because that will happen to your daughter. Trump doesn't care about women. The women that support Trump don't care about women and they sure as fuck don't care about kids and I've had it with a masquerading that oh, we care so much about family and kids. Shut the fuck up. I mean, I'm serious. Look at those. She's raving lunatics sitting there bitching. I mean bragging about the Dow. She has fucking nothing to do with it. Nothing. She did Pam Bondi, whether you were the attorney general or not, the Dow was still going to be what the Dow was that day. The narcissism involved in that statement is also something that bothers me, but we have so many things to get to. Moving along, this is how she, she refuses. She refuses to look at or acknowledge these victims of child rape. These Epstein survivors. Pop this up, Kylie. To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands if you have still not been able to meet with this department of justice. Please know for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand. Attorney General Bondi, you apologize to the survivors in your opening statement for what they went through with the hands of Jeffrey Epstein. Will you turn to them now and apologize for what your department of justice has put them through with the absolutely unacceptable release of the Epstein files and their information? Congresswoman, you set before Merrick Garland set in this chair twice. Attorney General Bondi, can I finish my answer? No, I'm going to reclaim my time because I asked you. Okay, I'm just going to say it. This woman is, she is just a fucking cat. I mean, there's no other word for that. No, that this child sex ring raped and took away from so many young girls that were preyed upon because they were poor girls. And you ascend in your career and in your life to be in a position to right wrongs. That's why people get into justice or my husband's an attorney because he likes to right wrongs and he believes in helping them marginalized. And she gets in that position to protect rapists. I mean, that's just, it's really like that's going to be her obituary. That's what she will forever be remembered by the same way that Elon Musk will forever be remembered as the richest man in the world that killed the poorest people in the world. And history is going to live and the books will write about this for, you know, forever. And this will, there's nothing she's ever going to be able to do to fix this. And this is a level of religious and magus psychosis that I don't know. I agree with you. Probably she should ask for a pardon if you're crazy. These people are so unhinged and so insane, who knows what she's going to do. And I don't think these people even think they're doing anything wrong, quite frankly. You know, I can't super dispute that because the way they act, it makes you think they have no ability to distinguish truth versus fiction. But I just can't help but think that she is sitting there and she knows they're standing behind her and she can't look at them. I'm hopeful that she did that hurt her. I don't know if it will. I think it was intentional. This is intentional humiliation rituals and intentional cruelty by authoritarian regimes. And scholars have told us this. He's looking for loyalty, the strongman Trump. And she humiliated these victims that are embarrassing Trump. And she had to show her loyalty to him at all costs in that hearing. That's why she's ranting like a lunatic and raving about the dow. And that was a humiliation ritual to humiliate these girls that Trump perceives as not being loyal to him. And this is a play that these people do. It is the display of the moral collapse of society. And so you see that on display. And then let's move along here. Six days later, she crashes a White House event and gives right wing influencers the Epstein files. I'm sorry. No, no, no. Let me back up here, you guys. I jumped ahead of myself. Yeah. Okay. So let's go now to, sorry, Ryan, what is it? Oh, okay. Here she is on. Oh, yes. Okay. Here she is. Let's look at how she has treated these survivors and her ever changing narrative. Play the clip. This may be releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients. Will that really happen? It's sitting on my desk right now to review. That's been a directive by President Trump. I'm reviewing that. I'm reviewing JFK files, MLK files. That's all in the process of being reviewed because that was done at the directive of the president from all of these agencies. So have you seen anything? You said, oh my gosh. Not yet. Okay. Okay. So, you know, they all come in guns blazing. We're going to get to the bottom of the Epstein stuff, yak yak, blah, blah. And so then they, next step, they give all of these influencers these notebooks. There we go. Right. And so it's like a libs of TikTok and all, you know, all of these just ridiculous, horrible people. And then, then they all start realizing that inside the death start, inside the Epstein files is Trump, the person that they have completely debased themselves for this man that wears a full face of makeup, this man that has broken the country, packed his toys up when he, when Joe Biden beat his ass in the 2020 election, incited an insurrection. And then they all start the cover up. And this cover up is, I think that one of the biggest political cover ups on the globe. It makes Watergate look quaint. Pumps. Here's the thing about Bondi. She absolutely, okay, here's the thing. If you even paid a marginal bit of attention to Ghislaine Maxwell's trial where she was convicted, you knew based on public records in the trial that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were close. They had a relationship. He was on the plane. All of these different things were part of the evidence. So for Pan Bondi, it is a fool's errand and it is straight up arrogance that she never went to him and said, I cannot get on Fox News and say, we're releasing all this. Let's design a cover story because we're not going to be able to release all this. Like we need to be competent in our corruption cover up. In our conspiracy, we need to do better at crimeing. And so that's what I find to be what fascinates me the most. There's 100% zero doubt he was going to be in those files to anybody that was paying attention, which I would assume would be her. And so why didn't she do the cover up better? I kind of feel like- Because they're stupid. We're doing a stupid deal. I really feel like I could commit this crime better. Well, because you're a lot more intelligent than Pan Bondi is. I mean, to have the- I mean, these people voted for Trump three times. This is- you saw her performance in front of Congress. I mean, to have an expectation that these people, number one, are going to be competent either at governing or number two, be competent in crimeing is a fool's errand on your part, my dear, because they're not competent. These are incompetent people. They're not going to be good at governing in a good way or crimeing in a bad way. But let's remember that the Wall Street Journal then reported the following. Pop this up. The Wall Street Journal in May, Bondi and her deputy informed the president at a meeting in the White House that his name was in the Epstein files. The official said many other high-profile figures were also named. Trump was told being mentioned in the records isn't a sign of wrongdoing. So here's the thing. Like the fact that Trump sits there and plays coy the whole time, I think he has such a psychopath- such a psychopath-y that he's one of these people that believes his lies. Like, he's known the Epstein files were out there. He knows that he was on the island. He knows that he was, you know, on the plane. He knows that he and Jeffrey- that he would send girls from Mar-a-Lago over to Jeffrey's house and all this stuff. He knows all of it, but I think he just starts believing his own lies. And then finally, here is a video of Trump lying about all of this. Play the clip. Just a very quick briefing and in terms of the credibility of the different things that they've seen, and I would say that, you know, these files were made up by Comey. They were made up by Obama. They were made up by Biden. And we went through years of that with the Russia-Russia-Russia hoax with all of the different things that we had to go through. We've gone through years of it, but she's handled it very well and it's going to be up to her. Whatever she thinks is credible, she should release. Yeah. Jen, I've got an update from Caitlin Collins. Okay, all right, play it. She's tweeting about the oversight committee that Angie was inferring about. Okay, Robert Garcia says he still expects Pam Bondi to testify in accordance with her deposition. It is supposed to happen in two weeks and played part of a role in the timing of her ouster because the White House wanted to avoid it. And this is so typical of a short-term impulsive play by Trump. But let's just go back to this video where he is sitting there blaming James Comey and Obama for the fact that his ass is cancels deep in the Epstein files. This is a man. Did you hear him? The whining, the complaining of these MAGA men is a feature. These guys are titty babies. These guys cannot handle accountability and the women who support these men are f***ing diabolical. Pam Bondi saw these files and heard from women who, when they were children, were raped by rich men. And Pam Bondi didn't give a f*** into all of the women, these white women, that help Trump get elected, that go and vote for this type of society in this type of world. Just know, you crazy cunts, that some of us are working hard to try to make a safe place for your daughters, despite you, despite your wanting to sabotage a place for your daughter's safety. Some of us are working hard. And I just, at this point, Angie, there is just zero excuse in my mind. It is morally disqualifying on every front for anybody that supports this regime. It is just, it is a sex cult. It is a death cult. It is a compulsive line cult. And on top of everything, these people are dumb. I mean, these people are just stupid, stupid. Well, Foo Fire, Pam, she won't have to appear in front of the Congress. You're the f***ing federal government. You should know the rules, but he appointed people that don't know the rules because he doesn't know the rules. These should be the f***ing experts. Yeah, no. I mean, just to kind of casually pull it all together with this war in Iran, well, nobody briefing on the street, Hermes, or what, how do you say it, Hermes? Hermes, so you got it, Pums. This has been briefed. I've known this about how this would affect oil, not maybe the name, but since I was eight years old. So if you don't... Really? Yeah. I mean, I heard in church, bitch. They're talking... You learned about the oil in church? Yes. In Iraq, in Iran, and the rapture, and all that, and watch the enemy, and the oil. I remember sitting in a pew in church hearing about all this. So this is... Like apocalyptic. Yeah, very apocalyptic. This is what's going to happen. So, but when you don't surround yourself with experts and you get somebody who's the biggest, here's the deal. You know, she tried. She tried to get coming indicted multiple times. She tried to get to James and died multiple times. Like she's going after his enemy, and fortunately, the law is the law. And so her failure, like you said, is she can't get other people like judges. I mean, Supreme Court judges, I think they're fine with corruption, but that she can't break them to his will, which really, at the end of the day, he's the problem, as we all know. And do you think... I've been dying to ask you this. Is this... Like this speech last night was so bad, like everybody across the board has just been banging the shit out of... Number one, he's completely incompetent. He can't talk, and he has no fucking clue what he's doing. And you hear that over and over and over again. Is this a mini distraction from that particular speech last night? Or is it just... For me to think that this guy is actually playing any sort of orderly game, I mean, this is a guy who doesn't understand the difference between an insane asylum and those seeking asylum. And he consistently, no matter how many times it's pointed out, he can't get past that. I think this is a guy that freeballs it every day. He gets up, he has his McDonald's in bed, he calls some people who are like, you're so great, you have a big dick, makeup looks great today. And then he moves on and he's like, fuck Pam. I'm sick of her shit. And then it's just like, let's fire Pam. And then I don't know that this is a person that thinks as much as he is impulsive. And I just think he freeballs. And sadly, like we're all at his mercy right now. Like, you know, we're living in this country with him. And then these MAGA people, and I think his approval is at 31% and it's dropping. But I mean, like, how is that not single digits? Like 30, 30, 30 of 10 people, like if you lined up 10 people, three are going to go, yeah, I think he's really smart. I think he's nailing it. I think he's doing a great job. Three out of 10 people. Like that's really, that's too high for me personally to feel safe. Yeah, it's the art of the deal, the four day chess. I mean, come on. Come on. All right. This is all we have for today for this live. And this is fun. It's always fun to do a live. I guess Tulsi Gabbard's next. And if that happens, we'll go live again unless of course it's past our bedtime. And we'll see you guys soon.