Tiger Woods Says He Won’t Hire A Driver | March 31, 2026

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All right, we are back. It is Nano Dosing and Big T, the Tennessee volunteers once again have been eliminated in the Elite Eight. Yeah. I don't know what much we could have done about that one. I mean, there's a, in a vacuum, there is a solace to be taken in the fact that you could play that game a hundred times and I don't know that we win one of them. But when you compound that with the fact that we've lost in three consecutive Elite Eights, which is just like, and people will make fun of that. Like teams don't go to three Elite Eights in a row. Like Duke's done it twice ever. So I mean, that really sucks. The last two were just over the second they tipped off. And I think basketball, college basketball is very similar to Major League Baseball in that winning a championship a lot of the time is just getting there year after year and putting yourself in a position to catch a break at some point. Like the bracket's going to break your way. There's a crap shoot in every tournament. The last three years we have played the highest possible seed in all 12 of our games. So I guess the quote breaking our way was in 23 when we played Florida Atlantic in the sweet 16 who went to the final four and had guys that went to Michigan and Florida and you know, they were an awesome team. Also Dusty May. So yeah, it sucks. Sounds like Rick's coming back for at least one more run at it. So I look forward to that. I think we've last three years we've murdered it in the transfer portal. We've gotten Elite transfers every year. So we'll see what happens. Yeah, not a fun game to be at. Just never was the vibe like in the building. I mean, it was 80% Michigan fans, which is, you know, to be expected geographically. And you know, we kept it close for six minutes and then they went on a 21-0 run and that was it. Yeah. Yeah, they were just, we were never going to win that game. It was over. Which after beating Iowa State and like all my friends were in town and we were having a ball and we went to Tex and Taco Friday night after the game and they were playing Rocky Top with the live band. It was awesome. And I was like, you know, like, what if we just what if we just beat Michigan? Never had a chance. Not not even close. Yeah, that was it was a buck kicking. But I do think that this is you're not mad at Rick Barnes. This doesn't like the Rick Barnes disrespect. It peaked, I think, like five years ago. And then ever since then, it's been like, actually, Rick Barnes is a really good coach for getting all these teams as far as he does. Prior to two years ago, we had been to one elite eight ever. Yeah. And we've been to three in a row. Yeah. So like if you want to make fun of that, like, OK, I guess, but. It's mostly people that are still thinking about Kevin Durant at Texas. Sure. Rick Barnes did with that. And then they're like, I see he old Ricky did it again. He's actually taking teams that probably have no business making the elite eight and taking them there. Yeah, like this team had a ton of ups and downs. It was better than a six seed, but ended up getting a six seed because they blew several games and, you know, got to the elite eight, played maybe the best team in the country and got killed. What has been what's the best team of the Rick Barnes era? Two years ago, the Dalton Connect. That's the one I was saying on part of my take that if you can't look at the last two years and be like, oh, Ricky choked it again. But you could look at the Dalton Connect team. That would be the team you would point out and say, like, he he should have taken that team further. I mean, we lost by four or five, I think, to Purdue in the elite eight. And Zach Eadie was not called for a foul in that game. Yes. So if you go back and look, it was, I mean, and again, that team played in the national championship game. I'm very confident we would have played in the national championship game. Had we beaten Purdue? Yeah. So, yeah, that one sucks. Twenty nineteen two was an elite team that also lost to Purdue in the sweet 16 on a phantom foul call, but whatever. You know, maybe one day we have been to 18 final fours for all the sexists out there who say it's zero. But, you know, we'll make a run at it next year. Yeah. You said optimistic about next year. I think we might be getting some really good players. OK. From from what I hear. Can you tell me what state? No. I've just I think we might be getting some pretty good players. OK, is one of them from the the great? Well, is one of them from a Commonwealth? Not that I'm aware of. No. Do you know which Commonwealths are? Yes. OK. I heard that there might be one from a Commonwealth. A Commonwealth. A Commonwealth. I only know of three. Are there three? So there's Virginia, Kentucky, Kentucky, and so they Massachusetts, I think. Is Pennsylvania or is it the state of? Well, you already you mentioned the one that I was thinking. Kentucky. Yeah. I'm not familiar with any transfer portal targets from Kentucky as of this moment. I didn't say the University of Kentucky. I'm aware of many in any school in Kentucky. Oh, yeah, four US states, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Virginia. And what makes something a Commonwealth? I don't know. Can you just declare that? You might be able to declare yourself a Commonwealth. The Commonwealth Appalachian is merely stylistic and carries no legal or political significance. The four states that use this term are all in the Eastern United States. And prior to the formation of the US in 1776, were British colonial possessions at the time. Kentucky was a part of colonial Virginia. As such, they share a strong influence of English common law in some of their laws and institutions. I think it's just like a shout out to common law. OK. To British common law. Yeah. I prefer my states. Seceded from the British, but that's just me. You want states? Yeah. You want the independent state? They want to at least if you want to go back to to England, more than welcome. Mm hmm. Amac reducing listeners, we're going to take a quick break for a word from one of our partners. The World British Legion gave me a life worth fighting for, reawakening that sense of worth. Write your will for free today to protect your loved ones and give veterans like Naomi a fresh start. I do now see that I do have life and my life is worth living. People like you gave me hope again. Start writing your will for free today with the Royal British Legion. Search RBL Free Wills to find out more. All right, now back to the episode. All right, well, I'm sorry for your lost big T. Do we want to tap in at all on on the Duke lost to Yukon? I do want to actually hear your thoughts on it because I know it's it's been a day since it happened. It was the craziest ending in recent history. Yeah, better to lose like we did than that. Oh, nobody remembers Tennessee. No, no, no, that was good. Yeah, completely forgotten about. Yeah. So yeah. So Duke with an all time choke job that's right up there with their last four all time choke jobs that they've had. Yeah, I mean, they're really going through it. Yeah. Yeah, they are. I mean, last year against Houston was, I think, still more improbable because they led by like seven, I think, with under a minute left. And also last year, I don't think Duke made a fuel goal in the last 10 minutes of the game. Maybe. I mean, only foul shots. Yeah, they didn't. They just went ice cold from the field. So like you'll see teams be up 15, 16 points and over the course of the second half, like it gets chipped down, which is what happened yesterday. But then the the final play, I feel terrible for Caden Booser. He for all the the flak he's taking, they did have two guys wide open on the other end of the court that if the ball goes one more inch over, was it Silas Demery that tipped it? Yeah, his hands, the game's over. Yeah. So I understand, yes, you get fouled there and go to the free throw line. But like, what if he'd missed the free throw? Like if he now he could have just thrown it to the ceiling and they would have never gotten to it. So, yes, it was his fault. He should have thrown it higher or gotten fouled or something. But yeah, I mean, tough. I think I found yesterday. The and I know there's a there's a date delineation, right? I think it's 1997. If you were born in 1997 or later, you're a Gen Z. Before that, you're a millennial, I believe that sounds close enough. I have found the true marker of if someone is Gen Z or a millennial. And I used to I used to always say I feel I identify I was born at 97. And I think I identify with the millennials more just in in the way I go about my business. But I do find. That I don't necessarily fall into this category, which I think you and Big Cat illustrated this for me. I think if you tied us as well, I think if you have like a visceral reaction to Duke with no if you're not a North Carolina fan or another ACC team or something, you just hate Duke for like, you know, no discernible reason. I think you're a millennial. That's actually the meanest possible thing you could say about Duke. What you just did was way worse than hating Duke for no reason. Why? Because you're like, I don't even think about Duke. Like, why would you know? Why would you feel that way? Yeah. And that's the meanest thing that you could say about like they don't have the or. No, they don't. That's that's actually terrible. Duke fans out there listen to this like that mother fucker. They hate you way more than they hate me now because you don't even care about them. Yeah. So Duke, yeah, they have not had a ton of. I mean, they've coached K was a great coach for, you know, all his flaws. And all the weird shit that he did. He was a great basketball coach and he won a lot. When was the last time they won a championship? Twenty 15 2014. 15 the Wisconsin one. Yes. And then before that, it was against Butler. Twenty 10 against Butler, which they were an inch away from losing. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like I feel like millennials still are. Gen Z still has that resentment of Duke, but it was. I don't see it. I don't see it as much. It was really built up throughout the late nineties and early 2000s for me. So I have a probably unique story in terms of my history with Duke. When I my very first favorite basketball team in the whole world was Duke University. It was Duke basketball. Really? I rude for him. And when was that? 1989, 1990, because Gran Hill went there. Gran Hill was from Reston, Virginia. Outstanding player. He was a student at South Lakes High School where my mom taught. And so I was like four years old, five years old, going to see Gran Hill. And watching him play. And then they're like, oh, he's going to Duke. So when he went to Duke, I was like, I'm rooting for Gran Hill. So then after he graduated and went to the NBA, I kept paying attention to Duke. And I was like, this I don't really like this team. And the other side of my my mom's family, they're from Greensboro, North Carolina, all tar heels. And so every time I would stay with them, they're like, we're watching UNC. We this is an Eric Montross household. OK, we respect Vince Carter. She'd wallets here. So then I started to turn it against Duke and I bought a book that coach K wrote and I read it and I was like, this book sucks. This is like this guy is the worst. He's not he's not a guy that I would ever want to play for. He sounds like he's pretty selfish, actually, and not really connecting that well with his teammates or with his with his players. And then I was just like, fuck, Duke, I'm a UNC guy. So then I would root for UNC over Duke at every point. But there was a good like three years, four years where I was rooting for both Duke and UNC at the same time as like a seven year old as like a six year when people were like, that's a seven year old thing. That's insane. They do. But it was it was all because of Grant Hill being like, hey, he was actually my preschool teacher for about six months. I wonder, really? Yeah. Yeah. And so then he goes to because it was like the in school, one of his classes. Are there any pictures of preschool F.T. and Grant Hill? I don't think so. But but there was a. Yeah, it was one of those things where the students you could take like an hour and a half out of your day as an elective to work with the daycare that was inside the school for the teachers, kids and stuff. And so he was doing that. And then I was like, yeah, I'm going to root for Grant Hill. Let's go, Duke. And then, yeah, that quickly, you know what else it was? There was another guy. So since my mom was also a teacher, she was a teacher at South Lakes. There was another guy that was next up after Grant Hill at South Lakes. Guy by the name of Joey Beard. And Joey Beard was an all time. What if guy people are like, this guy is better than Grant Hill when he was in high school and he was dominant. He was McDonald's All-American, went to like all the ABCD camps and stuff like that. And he went to Duke to he followed in grants, footsteps, went to Duke and coach Kay hated him, never played him. I think he probably got into like two games, but he was like, legit next up superstar. This guy's going to the NBA. I think he was he was really tall. He was like six, eight. He played in 16 games as a freshman average four minutes. Do you know where he transferred? Did he transfer to Boston College? Boston University. Boston University. Yeah. And how do you do there? Solid. So yeah, when coach when coach Kay ran Joey Beard out of town, that's when I that's when I saw it on coach Kay. But I think my generation hates Duke for their the smugness that they really put out there in the mid 90s. That's when it was. Yeah, I mean, you remember Leighton or in Grant Hill and Carlos Buzzer. Leighton or was an all time jerk ass for sure. Yeah. And like, I remember JJ Reddick barely. So you get some of that. But I mean, after that, like people hated Grayson Allen, but they didn't. They don't hate Duke. And now these guys are around for one year. Yeah, you don't get to hate them much. And and recently, like the Buzzer twins were likable for the most part. I think people didn't like, you know, how much Cam got fouled, but he's an incredible player. People liked Cooper Flag, I think. Yeah, he was pretty like and Con Canipple really likeable guy. So now it's like I think people hated coach Kay, which. Fine, he was a he was an odd guy, outstanding coach. But then Shire, like. Doesn't do anything to. Well, he does. He did make up the punch thing, allegedly. And he kind of made up the thing last year. What was that? They had it was kind of a similar thing, right? Like who was it that had the broken foot? Broken, Phil Palski, right? Oh, that was several years ago. The Wake Forest thing. A couple years. Yeah. Phil Palski's broken ankle. And the and when the Wake Forest stormed the court, yeah, we killed that team in the tournament. But yeah, I think millennials have a deep seated hatred of Duke that does not exist for most sports fans younger. Mad Dog McKenzie, what do you guys think about Duke University? I agree, because I like despise Duke just generally. Like I think they're just like hateable, but it's also like the Yankees are too. So yeah, but. Yeah, I agree. I I don't see it as often as I used to like Big T said, I feel like. I don't think about Duke. But I don't think about them anymore. Yeah, that's so mean. I don't think about Duke in the way where I don't think about College basketball at ninety nine point nine percent of my day. That's also the case. I am not the college basketball girl. And on top of that, I don't think about Duke. I couldn't tell you one player on Duke. I don't like Duke because they act like they are the only ones that practice hard and that understand teamwork and that understand selflessness. They act like they're they're special because of that. And it's like it's kind of like the again, Yankee fans. But also like Notre Dame fans myself that like didn't go to the college that are like Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke and everybody hates people like that. Right. I have a prediction. Even a fan. So I don't I don't mind the people that didn't go to Duke that are Duke fans because if you like if you like their style of play, right, if you like, there's no denying that Duke has had some awesome players. Like if you like JJ Redick as a basketball player, I I get that. He's he was a very fun college basketball player to watch, even if you hated him. But I don't blame people that didn't go there that are Duke fans. I have no problem with them. To me, it's just like the the school and the organization, they act like they are their shit doesn't stink. And like they are special and different from everybody. It's like, no, you have a good basketball program with a coach that understood the value of working at a school that does not honor freedom of information acts because they're a private school. So you can't dig up any dirt on the guy. And he probably like there's no difference between the way Coach K ran his team and how some of these other great coaches like Tom Izzo have has run the Spartans. I think that Duke just for some reason feels like they're they're entitled to be to be treated differently as a special program, like hallowed grounds at Cameron Indoor Stadium. I have a prediction. Dan Hurley is 53 years old. If he doesn't leave for another job, which he reportedly could have gone to the Lakers, could have gone to Kentucky. If he stays there for the next 20 years, Connecticut will be to a generation what Duke was to yours. They will hate you gone that much. Yeah, I think he is a figure that would stir up that kind of animosity. Whereas Duke like Shire, like we said, Shire, I don't think has that about him. Yeah. North Carolina went from Roy Williams to Hubert Davis, who was there. We'll see who they hire. Yeah. But like these programs that had those guys, I'm thinking about Roy Williams, but I'm just these legendary coaches. I think Hurley has that in him to beat that guy. And they, you know, without a doubt, final four or three of the last four years. Without a doubt, he has that in him. And I personally like Coach Hurley. I think that he's a psycho and I like psychos. I like insane head coaches. And Hurley definitely fits in that model. But if you don't like Yukon, if you're like a big E school and you're sick of watching Yukon, then absolutely Hurley becomes like enemy number one for you. And then that will spread eventually as he wins more. And if he wins, if they win a championship this year, that's three and four years at the Yukon dynasty, then I think you'll really see a bunch of people hate Dan Hurley. Right now, it's still kind of like he's still a lovable scamp. You know, like I can't believe this guy, but nobody. I don't want to say nobody. He does. People do hate him. Some people do. But I think the tide will definitely shift even worse one if he gets his third. Yeah. And I think if he's there for another 20 years, they'll get more than that. Yeah. But yeah, I do understand why people would hate Dan Hurley. The leaning into the ref, the headbutt right after the shower. That is kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy that the ref didn't call anything. I'm glad that the ref didn't call anything, but but Hurley pretty much headbutted him. And that's his new move now. The only thing I can think of is like my dog does that sometimes. Get up in your grill. Yeah, but it's, you know, it's out of love. Right. Yeah. Cats do that sometimes, too. They they put their heads into. Eyes generally look different than his, though. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. He he looked like he was blacked out. He might have been like that's that's a pure blackout on he got so happy he got angry. That's his default. That's what happened. It's like the shot went in and his brain doesn't know how to process all that joy at once. So it converts it into something that does understand, which is just anger. And right next to him, there was a referee, his number one, you know, the target of most of his anger. And so he's like, I just have to headbutt this man. Yeah. I don't know. Probably could have been called. Very glad that it wasn't. Good final four. Yes. Great final four. What else we got in the news today, big T. We got anything new about Iran today? I'm sure you guys talked a lot about Iran last week. I saw something about Trump said he's given him a week, like like an ultimatum. Well, he gave him originally 48 hours. And then I think he he cut that. And he said, we're actually we're going to do a week because we've already had good progress on the negotiation. Somebody gave him a prize, he said. Did you guys see that part? No. They said somebody gave him a gift and it was a gift and it was a great prize. And he won't say anything else about what it was. To Trump. Yeah. But he says that the prize was so great that he knows that now he's negotiating with the correct people. Those are the best kind of prizes. And that those are the best kind of people. Right. The correct people. President Trump on Monday put a ran in the Speaker of the Islamic Republic's Parliament on notice after Tehran attacked Israel's biggest oil refinery and told the New York Post his responses coming, quote, shortly. Iran escalated its attack on infrastructure by striking a water and electrical plant in Kuwait. And an oil refinery was set ablaze in the northern Israeli city of Haifa after the Iranian missile attack. Ask for his response on the strike. He told the Post, quote, you'll see shortly. Yeah, I think that what's happened is Iran has figured out the number one way to influence Donald Trump to do anything. And that's by fucking with the market, the economy. And so if they do something that messes with the the Dow Jones industrial average, then Trump will be more likely to to cave on something because he just wants to see that number going up into the right. That's what he wants. I think Iran's kind of figured that out. Yeah, I've heard that we're putting more troops over there to take on an island. That nobody has heard of until like three weeks ago. What's that? I still haven't heard of it. It was a something with a K. Basically, we're we're thinking about going boots on the ground to take over this one island in the Persian Gulf near the Strait of Hormuz. Which I don't think anybody wanted to do or knew about until three weeks is probably I'll say like a week and a half ago. And we need this island. Nothing and nothing in my life has ever been as important as this one Iranian island is to me right now. I do think that it would be a good law, good law. And this goes back to like Vietnam. If you want to send troops to war, then your children have to enlist in the military. As so the officials who vote for it. Yep. Officials who vote for it. Your children have to be in the military. And if you don't have, you know, they'd get them in some cushy job. Maybe. Maybe. But I do think that, yeah, you're probably right. But it's better than not having any skin in the game whatsoever. Sure. Like your your your children should have to live in the same world that you're putting other people's children into. Ky Trump, you are not going to Miami. You're actually going to Hormuz. Thank God she was OK after the. Yeah, I heard that she was close by. I heard that the Secret Service had a rule in place that Tiger was not allowed to drive her anywhere. No, I think they put it in place now. Oh, they just now put it in place. That's what I believe. That's what I saw to which I responded that was allowed before. Yeah. I mean, Tiger, he's. Yeah, we can talk a little bit about Tiger. Is it her mom that's dating him? Yeah, her mom is dating Tiger. Really? I'm what you're you're telling me for the first time. You didn't know that? No. Remember, they had the Tiger Woods, Vanessa Trump hard launch. And they were like sitting on like this. Yeah, OK, I do recall that now that you mentioned it. They were on a hammock. Yeah, that was that was like years ago. And I was like last year, a year or two. Yeah. But it was like we would really appreciate privacy. Our families are very happy for us. OK, I do. Now it is coming back to me. Yeah, Ky Trump involved in all of that as well. Yeah. So she's been in the car with Tiger. It's true. I would imagine that she has. Yes. She's at like TGL every week and stuff for him. Yeah, they're trying to make Ky Trump into like an influencer. They're trying to make Ky Trump a thing. Ky Trump will never be a thing. Why do all these people not have drivers? It's insane. Good question. Well, I think most do. Tiger just my theory about Tiger. Ky Trump doesn't my theory about Tiger. And this is pure speculation, but a person. That I could imagine being in Tiger's position might think along these lines. He's not an alcoholic. I don't think the speculation has ever been that Tiger is drinking and driving. And if that was the case, I think he would probably. If he liked booze, he would probably be more open about getting a driver and having like a full time driver to take him around because people would see when he was drinking. I think his problem might be more on the pharmaceutical side. And he's probably telling people around him that he has quit doing that. And if he had a driver that was taking him around, that would have people asking a lot of questions like, why do you need this driver, Tiger? I thought that you were off the other stuff. But since he might still be taking the pharmaceuticals, then he still thinks that he should be driving because if he didn't drive, people would be suspicious about his variety and it's a very, very dangerous. That's my speculation. But driving is like, do you love driving? I mean, it's fun and it gives you like a sense of independence. Like I can go anywhere I want right now. I he can pay someone to take him wherever he wants. Twenty four seven. Right. And you could get like a six sprinter van with lights and shit in it. And you could just sit in the back on your on your phone and do whatever you want. And never have to worry about some asshole cutting you off. And yeah. I don't love driving enough to the point where I would like resist having a driver. No, he. Could pay a driver six figures and he would not notice that that money was gone. Now, big T, are you discounting the fact that maybe that's one place in the world where he goes stop to feel to feel normal? Stop. We all have hobbies and driving under the influence might be his passion. It's taking away the last shred of humanity that he has his love. Again, but that's what I'm saying. Like if it were there's not even a good example for this. But like if it was something that's fun. Yeah. Like OK, but it's dry. Like yeah. Oh, I get to go sit in traffic today. Like just have somebody else do it. I don't. If I had. Let's not get specific. If I had way, way less money than Tiger called a hundred million dollars. Call it way less than that. I would have a driver. See, I think we're kind of split into two camps as a society of people that would never drive again and then people that see having like their car is taken away and like autonomous vehicles and all that as like a massive infringement on their way of life. But dude, I'm sure Tiger has plenty of land somewhere. Go drive ATVs and like also dangerous. He'd be dead in an instant. Yeah, also dangerous. He'd be. I mean, ATV is not that safe. Sure. Far less safe than a car. Do it of sound minded body. OK. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure that's what they say about the real car. Let's just get Tiger a race car simulator. How about that? You get him driving in one of those leagues. Yeah. It's stupid what he what he continues to do. And it's been stupid for a long time. Like Tiger should not have been behind the wheel of a car. We can say for the last like 15 years. Yeah. So it's also sad because there's definitely like psychological and maybe some medical issues as well that have led him to this point. But now he's just like he's a he's a giant asshole for continuing to do it because he's going to kill himself or somebody else if he doesn't stop. So it was a very funny day, though, because we had we did have the divergent takes from Dan Rapoport and rigs that were fired off at about the same time. And you you wonder how these two people worked on a podcast together. It's like inside you there are two wolves. You're either a rigs or a rapaport when it comes to this and where do you find yourself? And like it was listen, they both got a lot of engagement, I guess. But they also they both made me laugh for very different reasons watching both. I'm sure Dan Rapoport's a great guy. I've enjoyed hanging out with Dan when he's been around. I really have. Yeah, I have nothing against him at all. I don't want to disparage him. I. How do you post that? I you know, even if OK, yeah, the take can remain the same. That's fine. I don't I don't find anything he said. A gregious the crying, though. Yeah. I mean, I think you could say it was somewhat egregious to be like this is the one place where Tiger finds peace and it's I don't agree with it. But if that's your take, fine, people have bad opinions all the time. Because Tiger means a lot. The crying, though. Why? Why the cry? This is this is also maybe a nice millennial versus Gen Z conversation. OK. If you lionize Tiger Woods as a God, that's your millennial. That's a millennial. And if you look at Tiger Woods as like, I don't know, how would you guys describe Tiger? Troubled. I just I don't know. Like, I just remember when he crashed his car and like right was cheating on all those women, like I thought he was going to go to jail. Yeah. Because I was like, oh, he cheated on somebody. He's criminally horny. Yeah. Yeah. Because I was so I was like so young when that happened. But that's like the biggest. That's the biggest thing that ever happened for like people. He's an enigma because then when you hear him talk like for press and stuff, he seems pretty like boring. Yeah. Like he's not like a John Daly type where he's ripping sigs and drinking on the course and you're like open about it. Yeah. We're like, oh, yeah, this might be. And this is not to like offend John Daly, but like has a more eccentric personality that would lend itself to something a bit more irresponsible. No, I think John Daly embraces who he is. And that's why John Daly probably has people drive him around more often. I was going to say, I don't want to like put a DUI on John Daly's name that isn't there. But Tiger does not have the in my head, the personality that matches with someone who does all of these reckless, reckless activities. But I don't know the guy. I do think some of that is probably due to the fact he was trained to be a golf assassin from the time he was a year old. Yeah. And like, right, Thompson, who you know, a little bit like my favorite author of all time. He said if Tiger Woods's dad wanted him to be the best concert pianist in the world, he would have been. Yeah. Like he would have been whatever Earl Woods trained him to be. And he I think has never lived a normal life from the time he was 13. And that lends itself probably to some odd and irresponsible behavior. Yeah, without a doubt. He had no didn't really learn how to cope with feelings. Yeah, as a child, I think the feelings that he would feel were all directed into getting better at this one physical activity. I wonder if like Gen Z or like younger people think of it him as like a brand because now he has like the red. Yeah, all his clothing and like his logo. Yeah, they don't they never saw him play in any tournaments. Like, right. Maybe they just think of him as that. So I think the reason why you're seeing, you know, some of these things like Dan breaking down in tears, growing up. If you were a golf fan, I was not a huge golf fan growing up and guys like Dan definitely were. You see Tiger take over the tour by the time like he's 18 years old and he's instantly the most exciting guy in the world. And they just dominate. Like nobody has ever dominated before for that stretch. And he it was so so entertaining watching him play at the peak of his ability that he was bigger than golf for a lot of people. Actually, like in the United States, Tiger Woods was bigger than golf. People were saying like he could start. I remember back in like 2003, people were afraid that he was going to start the Tiger tour with, I guess, the original idea for the live tour where he would just leave the PGA, try to bring guys with him because more people would watch Tiger play than he was a one man attraction. So he was so massive and he changed the way that that golf was looked at. It was no longer just a bunch of like frumpy, nerdy white guys that were really good at it. It was like now athletes were playing golf. And then all the guys that you see that are really good right now, they came up watching Tiger Woods and they took it seriously and they took like their athleticism seriously. So it did it change the sport entirely for a guy like Dan Rapoport. He's he just he's struggling to understand that his hero growing up is a bad person. But like it's not the first time. Right. So like the crying, the crying is crazy, no matter if it's the first time or the 10 time. But like we kind of know when this has happened before. Yeah, Tiger Woods is unfortunately not a great dude. Not a great dude. And there's a lot of reasons that go into him not being a great guy, a lot of which like we allude to not entirely his fault. But his actions are that of a very selfish human being. Totally. And like the way that we'd be talking about this, if if the crash was more serious and he had killed somebody else, it's like he's very lucky. Yeah, totally. I wouldn't be joking about the crying. We're a we're a results oriented society sometimes. But I'm talking about the process of Tiger driving that car and continuing to do it. Like, OK, I'm not I won't get into any details, but we've all made mistakes in life. I personally, when I was younger, made one or two bad mistakes. Did I repeat those mistakes ever? No. If I had gotten like a DUI or if I had gotten arrested for like causing a car accident when I was messed up, would I ever in my life have even thought about doing that again? No, that's like most people hit that rock bottom. And sometimes it takes people getting arrested for it to happen. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it takes people getting into an accident. But the scary thing is somehow Tiger has not hit his rock bottom because he continues to do it. So it's like, what does it take for him to get to that point? And that's what gets really scary. So I hope he gets the help that he needs. I hope that he takes it seriously. But I mean, the bottom line also, like because his dad forced, you know, the mentality on him to just like become a complete psychopath with his golf training, it also shows that now, like, he probably shouldn't be playing golf right now. His body is so messed up and he continues to do it. Because he knows he still gets that rush because if he's feeling good, he can hit a shot that's as good as he's ever hit. But he just can't do it repeatedly because his body is breaking down. But he's in a lot of pain right now. And so that is not a mentally healthy place for him to be if he's trying to escape from from potentially being addicted to painkillers. With all of this said, if he had a one shot lead at the Masters next week on the 13th hole on Sunday, it'd be the biggest story in the history of sports. And people would be losing their minds. Yeah. Like he would be getting the biggest cheers you've ever heard in sports. It would be so funny because it'd be like, what a story of redemption for Tiger. Yeah, which it was in 2019 when this happened. And I remember I remember sitting there, like I remember who I was with watching it. And we were like, wow, man, like good for Tiger. Like he's done it. Yeah. It is crazy that he won the Masters in 2019. Yeah, it's absolutely insane. And I think he could win the Masters would be the one term that he still could win potentially at some point in the future, but he just can't walk. I mean, is he 50 now? Yeah, I think so. And I don't he will never be the guy that drives the golf cart. First of all, Augusta would never let him do that. And and secondly, he's been very public about not letting guys that have legitimate injuries use a golf cart, even though it is in the rules on the tour. Well, I ask that because if he somehow, I mean, there's no way he can play next week, right? I don't think he no, I don't think. But OK, say next year he gears up, he doesn't play anything. He's like, I'm making one last run at playing in the Masters at 51 years old. Yeah. And he somehow won it. I would still say that might be the greatest story in the history of sports. I think that what Tiger's more likely to do is to join the senior tour, champion's tour. But like, who cares? And just dominate the champions tour. But that would be people would watch. Would they? Yeah, I would. I'll be honest, I would watch. That's I mean, if Tiger Woods is playing golf, I will want to watch it. I think that would be an NBA situation where it would go nuclear on social, but nobody's actually watching it. I would. OK. You might be right. I would watch on Sundays. If Tiger was within two strokes of the lead, I would say. Maybe. Yes. Question. So is it a thing that like he's addicted to Perksets? We don't know. I don't think we can say that definitively. OK, because they said he has a DUI, but they said he blew zeros. Yeah. So what views to do further analysis that might have revealed other substances. So then you automatically get booked for DUI. They said he was impaired at the. He the officer said that he was allegedly impaired at the scene. And I think some people deserve a benefit of the doubt when it comes to that. If they blow zero point zero and all you have to go on is like a cop. But I think Tiger Woods has kind of lost the benefit of the doubt a long time ago. So I I I don't want to speculate. Officially. On the record about what he what he may or may not be consuming. But I'll just say there might be some doctors in Central Florida that are very, very nervous this morning, because they might be getting some unwanted attention and phone calls from people that they don't want to be getting phone calls from. Right. I didn't mean to like put that on him. But like I have I've seen that take floating around and I didn't know if that was a confirmed like he struggled with painkillers in the past. The fruit. Obviously, he's had loads and loads and loads of extensive injuries. Yeah, I don't think it's I don't think it's out of balance to like look at his medical history and to see like all the stuff that he's like the painful stuff that he's had to fight through and to think maybe what could possibly be putting him in an impaired state while he drives. Right. I think you can draw some lines there. Right. I feel bad for his kids. Yeah, it sucks. It sucks having to deal with this. But again, I hope I hope that this is rock bottom for Tiger. I hope that he gets help and I hope that he doesn't ever endanger anybody else ever again. But he has to have a driver now. Like that's got to be a court mandated. Well, he said you saw he said he doesn't do that because he doesn't want people to know what he's doing, which was kind of like a terrible answer. What do you mean? Like he doesn't want a driver's report that came out that said he has refused to hire a driver because he doesn't want someone knowing what he's doing all the time. It's bad operational security for him. Yeah, but like, what are you doing that someone can't know? You know, right? I just hire hire somebody that you already trust to do it. Tiger Woods has refused to hire a driver over the years due to privacy concerns, according to a new report. The athlete quote doesn't want anyone. Here's a pop up ad. You some the athlete doesn't want anyone to watch over him or know what he's doing. The source explained to people on Sunday. The insider added that the 50 year old thinks he's fine to drive. Yeah, everybody has. I'm sure sometimes he is. Yeah. Everybody thinks that they're fine to drive always. What is it? You you cut hair once you're not a barber, but you get in three. Car crashes and all of a sudden. Yeah, you're a barbers. You're a serial car crash guy. You roll over a couple of cars. Nobody's talking about how often he probably drives and gets there safely. That's a good point. Yeah, there's probably 99 percent of the time. That's the old the old drill tweet. Sure, drunk driving causes a lot of deaths, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time. So who's to say if it's bad or not? Big T, you're as as a golfer who has been in a rollover accident before. Was it my fault? Guy that was in the car, they'll tell you. You have some unique insight into this. Well, that was a golf cart, not a car. But yeah. It was also on a 45 degree incline. We're one day. I don't know what we're going to. We need to find something to do in Atlanta, and I'm going to take all of this golf course and show you this shit. It's unreal. I can't believe it's allowed. OK, it's crazy. So does the does the path go on this hill sideways? Like the the. Yes, you can only enter the fairway at this one spot. There's ropes the rest of the time. OK, so it's the only place you can go under the fairway and it's crazy. I'm going to make you do it. OK. I love it. But yeah, it's a sad deal with Tiger man. He was I mean, you said the millennial Gen Z thing. And I didn't align with the millennial stance on my example. But I remember where I was watching the 2008 US Open. Like, I mean, Tiger was. It. Yeah. And he was just so awesome and everyone. He had his own Gatorade. He had video games. He had any product. There was a Tiger Woods thing and just to to another generation. He's a completely different guy. He had his own. Yeah, his own like Nike sub brand. Yeah, he was dealing with. The I remember the legendary segment on Sports Center. Who's now? Who's now? Yeah, you don't you don't remember that probably. I think it was the summer of 2006, 2007. It's Mount Rushmore season, so there's not a lot to talk about in sports. Sure. And the big wigs at ESPN decided to come up with a bracket of who's now for who the most now athlete was. And sure enough, Tiger Woods won. I believe he beat Kobe Bryant in the finals. Wow. Yeah. So he was the most now athlete in the world above. He was bigger than Kobe. And now this. I had a several years ago. I had a hat that was the Tiger head cover. Yeah. And it was a sick hat. And then eventually I just like I got rid of it when I moved or something. And you can't buy him anymore. And they're they're on eBay for like two hundred dollars. Really? Yeah, because it was a Nike hat, so Nike doesn't make him anymore. And yeah, here's one for one seventy one fifty. Wish I'd kept that hat. It was a great hat. There were some some really solid Tiger merch back in the day. Some great video games. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006. Maybe the best golf video game of all time. That was the one where you'd hit the ball and then you'd tap like L one with the direction while it was in the air to make it spin. I hate that in golf video. Yeah, you can make it spin different directions after you say they still have that. Yeah. It's I hate it. But yeah, sad to see. Very. But again. I mean, if we could get him in contention, just like on Saturday, can you imagine? It would be it would be great. It'd be so awesome. It'd be it'd be very funny to see all the people like try to figure out how to talk about Tiger being in contention and like whether or not this was a good story. But meanwhile, you know that you have record number of people tuning in to watch. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that'd be good stuff. There's no way he plays, right? I don't think he can show up at Augusta now. I don't think that if he did. But if he did. He should probably do it. It's the the meme of the girl drinking the thing like. No, no, no. Well, yeah. He probably should. He probably should show when I Tiger just do it. Jim Nance. Can you imagine Jim Nance talking about? Like Tiger has coming down the 18th fairway. A personal triumph. Overcoming all the obstacles placed in his own way. Yeah. And now the ultimate flip for Tiger Woods. Back into the champion circle. And driver and he selects driver on a. A bold choice for Tiger, but always one. To put himself in the line of danger. Tiger Woods, ladies and gentlemen. And he's stepping out of a lawsuit and into a green suit. Have you ever seen something like this? OK. What else we got? Anything else we want to talk about today? Stella Blue Coffee's new can lattes are here. Crafted with 100% Colombian coffee. 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We could go today. I saw something. You have to like hammer it open. Yeah, they tell you to wrap it in a towel and smack it with a hammer. That's a bit violent. I might call the Costco nearest to here and see if they've got it. 22,650 calories for the whole rabbit. Am I? That's this seems like a Barstle after Darkstree. I don't think that's you said 10 pounds, right? I would expect more. 10 pounds, 22,000 calories. Of chocolate? Yeah, yeah. So 2000 calories for a pound of chocolate. A pound of chocolate is a lot. Yeah, that's a ton of chocolate. I would have guessed double that. Who do you think could finish this the fastest? One person or a group? An after Dark group. Let's say three people. Let's say you get three. Doge. Is he eating? Dana. Yeah, I don't know. Dana, you could put up there. K-Dick. K-Dick. Trying to think if there's any out of the box. Mincee. No. Well, he's off sugar. I would consider him in the box. Yeah. I got one. Who's that? Tate. Take and eat. Yeah, take and eat. Who eats a lot during streams, guys? I snack a good amount. But yeah, Tate. Out of the box. Jacob Aims. Maybe. Is he like that? Zach. I've never seen Zach really like house food. Well, his whole thing when he started was like, we have so much McDonald's and some pints of Ben and Jim. Y'all never taken him to McDonald's? I've never seen him at it. Y'all were in Arizona for a week. You weren't like, we got to go see this? He does it in private. He does it behind closed doors. Were y'all going to nice dinners out there? We went to two nice dinners. One was chicken wings. Nice. Yeah, I went to the same chicken wing restaurant twice. Shout out JT's and Scottsdale. They do the fried wings and they put them on the grill afterwards. Very, very good. Have you seen the video going around of the steak on a stone? Have y'all seen this? Yeah, I've been to one of those places. This is like the most viral video on the internet right now. Go on Twitter and search. Search zip sauce. Oh, I've seen this one before. Yeah. Oh, you have seen it? Yeah. That's probably like the number one viral video on the internet right now. Yeah, that's a... I've been to some places that have a hot stone where you take like slivers of steak and you put it down for a few seconds on each side. This is really trusting you a lot to cook your own steak if it's that big. But she says in the video like, this won't cook it through the way you want it to. Yeah. And she like picks it up off the thing and it's just glued to the stone with like the worst sear you've ever seen. And then she's like, now you'll cut a piece off and do it. And then she goes, here's our rock sauce. It's like a zip sauce, which is just a sentence that makes no sense. Yeah. It's a hilarious video. Yeah. I think that it's too much of a trend to have you cook your own food. Yeah. That's what I'm paying you for. Yeah. Korean barbecue, it can be fun sometimes, but again, they give you like little slices. So you just put it down for a couple of seconds and then you eat it. But this is a whole new ballgame where it's like, here's an entire hunk of meat. What's the pancake place where you do that? I don't know. Pancake? I would never do that though. It might not be a chain. At Funky Grittle, that might just be in Nashville. Look up the Funky Grittle. It's like it's pancake hibachi. Yeah. And they sit you in front of a griddle and they give you batter and you're supposed to make your own pancake. Like why am I paying for this? I could do this at my house. I do not want to do that. Oh, Funky with a P in front too, Silent P. Uh-huh. The coolest pancake joint. Wait, so are they just bringing batter out to you? Yes. And toppings? Yes. And you pay? Yes. I think a lot. It's like a very hipster Instagram spot. Oh, the casino butter. Yes. It's like this is the casino butter. Yeah. It's a rock sauce. It's like a zip sauce. Yeah, no, I don't like that. And if I go to a place that's making pancakes or waffles, yeah, you damn well better cook those for me. I do not want to cook my, I never want to cook my own pancakes. I want my waffles prepared by a guy wearing arm sleeves of the establishment I'm at and employees who look like they are very annoyed that you're there and who could get into an altercation at any moment. And maybe like, of course, describing the waffle home. Yes, maybe like a 60 year old waitress. Yeah. Yeah, it calls you sugar. And maybe a cook that like has been in prison a couple of times. Yes, I prefer it. You're going to get a damn good waffle on an establishment like that. Damn good. I need, I don't remember last time I was out of Waffle House. I got to get to one. We need, why are those not everywhere? We got to get back. I don't know. That's a good question. Where's the closest one? You could make a fortune, I think, if you open the Waffle House in Chicago. Oh, I mean, they're no telling. Now, Indiana has to have waffle houses, right? Yeah, they do. Ohio has Waffle Houses. Hang on. I'm searching. Okay, so they're in Indy. That's what, two and a half hours? I'll do that. Who wants to go to Waffle House? I might. I've never been to one. I might go to that. What? What? The only time I've been is with them. Is that a bit? No. You're kidding. I guess, yeah, if you're from New York. Yeah, yeah. The only time I've been to Waffle House is in Knoxville with you. Are you serious? I didn't grow up with them around me. All right, we got to drive to Indy. To another episode. And go to... Yeah, I wasn't there for that. You were kidding me. It's the best dining experience you'll ever have. I've heard great things. Well, mixed, but it's a great experience. It is good. It also is really good if you've had about 10 to 12 cocktails. It's delicious either way. But I mean, yeah, let's figure out a way to get you to a Waffle House ASAP. I'm down. What is it? Not the Grand Slam. That's all stars special. Please don't ever. Please don't say that again. That's really disgusting. I grew up going to Denny's. Yeah, Denny's in like... $1.99. Are you out of your mind? Yeah. Or Bob Evans. That's a regional thing too. Do you know Bob Evans? Big T? I'm familiar with it. I don't know that I've ever been. It's a good bowl game there. They've got strong bowls. Yeah. They got strong pancakes. They have good biscuits and gravy too. Good sausage. That's what they're known for. Mashed potatoes. Now, it all pales in comparison to a WH. Totally. I'm really offended that you said the GS word. That's... What is the best first time Waffle House order for a first time? First time. I think it is a waffle. And one of the hash brown bowls. I would say the hash brown bowl with cheese, American cheese, scrambled eggs, peppers, tomatoes, and Tabasco. I think that's the best first time order. And a cup of coffee. You just get the All Star. What's the All Star? It's a waffle, bacon, hash browns, eggs, toast. All served independently. What do you mean? Like, I'm describing one of the bowls that you can get there. Okay. The hash brown bowl, which I really like. Maybe sausage in the hash brown bowl too. But you're saying get them all, all these items separately. What comes with the All Star special? Yeah, good order. It's a good order. I just can't wait for you to go for the first time. It's really good. This is Will from Chicago. Love the show. Long time listeners since day one. My question is if you had to pick one spectrum of water. So you get room temperature, you get room temperature, you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. So you get room temperature. So you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. So you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature. And you get room temperature water. And then you get anything on the cold side or you get anything on the warm side. Which one are you choosing? This is for everyday life. This is drinking, showering, everything you use water for. Yeah, hang up and listen. Love the show. Stay beautiful. Stay gorgeous. That's a good question. That is a very good question. I think the answer is you take hot water. I would take hot water. I think so too. Because I drink room temperature water unless I'm exercising. In which case cold water is great. But you're doing hot water every single day. Yeah. Like a room temperature shower for the rest of your life. That's tough. I can drink room temperature water all day. The best shower beats the best cold water by a mile. Agreed. Agreed. 100%. And what else do you use cold water for? A cold plunge? Use it to shock pasta after you've boiled it in hot water. Brush in your teeth. I'll brush my teeth with room temperature water. That's not a problem for me. I know this is unpopular. I prefer washing my hands with cold water. Okay. Just feels better? Yeah. I don't know. It's what I've always done. And sometimes you'll go places where you don't even have the option. It just comes out hot. I'm like, oh. I think most times it just comes out room temperature. And then you just kind of, if you wait long enough, it'll go one way or the other. United Center yesterday, it was exclusively hot. Yeah. And UT was getting our shit kicked in. It just made the day even worse. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what else you'd use the cold water for. If you're, like if you're young and you play a lot of sports and you're outside in the summertime a lot, then cold water, I think has a higher ceiling. Yes. Right? But for me, I'll drink, even if I'm working out, I drink room temperature water anyways. Just because I'm lazy. I don't feel like putting ice in it. Pools? You don't want to be too cold anyway. Room temperature pool is great. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. So yeah, I think you definitely go hot. Yep. What do you guys think? Yeah. I think hot based on all your guys' reasons. But yeah, but I love ice cold water. That's my one thing. And I drink water all day long, but I couldn't do an ice cold shower all the time. Couldn't do, yeah. It's hard because the thing I use water for most, which is drinking, might make everything else way worse. So I feel like I'd go lukewarm. Kinda cut it down the middle. But I love ice cold water. But yeah, I'd have to go lukewarm. All right. Hey, how's it going? My name is Josh from Eerie PA. With the start of baseball season starting, I always tend to think of this one question that I kinda want to ask you guys, which is, if you were in the MLB, if you were a hitter or a pitcher, like a closer, what would your walkout song be? Whether you're going up to bad or going into the bottom of the ninth inning. Like Edwin Diaz, for example, he's got that sweet trumpet song. And then more recently, we got Mason Miller coming out with Blind by Corn. That was pretty cool. I'm more of a heavy guy myself, so I would probably come out with something by boundaries or knock loose or something like that. But what would your guys' walkout song be? Very curious to hear that from you guys. Also shout out Chase the Lotter. You rookie of the year, hopefully. Go guards. Anyways, I'll see you guys later. You know where Chase the Lotter went to college, don't you? James Madison. Yeah. Playing for my good old team. He's a beast. He's a beast. Yeah, I remember when he was in a playoff game last year. We all bet on him. Yep. Yeah. Okay, so fair question. I was thinking about this the other day because I saw the Mason Miller walkout to Blind by Corn. And that was a song that my band played in seventh grade. And then the other iconic walkout song, Inter Sandman by Mariana Rivera, also a song that my band in seventh grade played. So I think the key is to having a song that's so simple that a seventh grade band could potentially attempt to play it. And there's one other song. We could play three songs. So I think I got to go with the third one, Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. That would be a good walkout song, wouldn't it? Yeah. I've got mine. Like that would get the people instantly going. I just want y'all to hear it though. I want to put this visual into your mind. Are you a pitcher or a hitter in the situation? I'm a closer. I'm coming in like Mason Miller. Lights go out. A, what is the, in a Western when like the thing rolls across, what's that called? Tumbleweed. On the big screen, a tumbleweed rolls across an empty plane. Okay. And then this comes on as the bullpen gate opens. It seems a bit too wistful. You need some aggression. It's got to be something that makes you. By the way, since we cut it out of the episode, I played Loud and Heavy by Cody Janks. It's got to be something that makes me want to break your fucking face tonight. Big Stuff by Limp Bizkit would be another strong choice. It's really just that first part. It's just one of those days. Oh, here's a playlist of country. You probably have to like bleep out every other word, which might be an issue. So I'm going to go back. I'm going to say it smells like Teen Spirit, probably number one choice. We also could play self-esteem by the offspring, but I don't think that that would be great because it's just, it's about a guy getting cocked and doesn't send the right message. Oh. Yeah, I searched Loud and Heavy in country walkup songs. The playlist came up. None of these are really that good. We live like you were dying is on this. That's going to be your walkout. Nope. Nope. Said I was in my early morning. Yeah, this playlist stinks, actually. Um. But yeah, I think Loud and Heavy, Cody Janks. All right. Good question, though. You know, a walkout that does rock. I mean, it's already owned by somebody, but Texas A&M does the instrumental of power by Kanye West, and that goes pretty hard. That is pretty good too. Yeah. There's a few. There's a few Kanye songs that actually would be pretty good, but I'm going to go with the early 90s. Smells like Teen Spirit, Nirvana. Some closer should do that. All right. We will see you guys on Thursday for more Mac Redocing. Excited to come back, excited to talk. We got we got a lot of stuff coming up this week. How long is this golf tournament? I think it's today and tomorrow. So do we have area? I think Ariane should be here. All right. I just don't want people, you know, going online, being like Ariane. I hadn't been there. They, you know, starting rumors. We thought we had Ariane today. We didn't. So maybe we got him Thursday. All right. Love you guys. Goodbye. When you're on video calls all day, clear communication matters. Short delivers complete conference room solutions that make meetings sound professional and just work. Sure, built for collaboration. Learn more at shur.com slash collab. The Royal British Legion gave me a life worth fighting for, reawakening that sense of worth. Write your will for free today to protect your loved ones and give veterans like Naomi a fresh start. I do now see that I do have life and my life is worth living. People like you gave me hope again. Start writing your will for free today with the Royal British Legion. Search RBL Free Wills to find out more.