It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it is time for What's On Your Mind. But quick reminder, as we go around the room today, remember some of our stories might sound like we want to give you up. Some may feel like we want to let you down. Some of us might even want to run around and deceive you. Some stories are going to make you cry, make you want to say goodbye while learning What's On Your Mind on April Fools. So we're going to start off our April 1st edition of What's On Your Mind with Brooke. You just did a look on your face. You did not see it coming. You look so stupid right now. Brooke, what's on your mind? That was great, Jeff. Thank you. So my daughter's getting older in sports and for the first time ever, we're trying out what travel softball looks like. Oh, travel? Oh. So we had our first tournament ever. And I thought, cool. So I showed up with a chair and a blanket and I thought, that's all I need. Y'all, people are bringing full on living rooms to these events. I was woefully unprepared. I mean, there is a blow up couch out in right field. Just with a family, there's heaters, there are double stacked wagons that people are hauling around with full on charcuterie boards. Oh, charcuterie. It's a ball game. I brought a couple of carrot sticks and figured I'd get my kid a pretzel from the sack shack. You joined the one percent for softball game. It is a wild thing. And at one point, my kid gets injured, right? Oh, no. She's fine. She's bleeding a little bit. It's no big deal. Oh my God. There's no tears or anything. And one of the coaches runs out, do you have a bandaid? I'm like, no. Why have a bandaid? You like to spit on it. It'll be fine. Luckily, this other mom shows up with like three options of tourniquets. Oh, great. I'm asking what she needs to perform legit triage on my kid's straight knee. She actually has the assistant. She's like, scalpel. Yes. I don't know if travel ball is the right fit, but I did like the inflatable couch idea. See? Yes. Moving on up in the world of children's sports. It was intense. Well, the other day I ordered flowers from a florist that's out of state because I have a friend who's sick. Okay. And I fill everything out online and I put the order through. And then I see after I click it, like confirm, I see a copy of my message. I realize I messed up one word in the little message. I hate that. So I call and I'm on the phone with this guy and I swear I felt like I was getting phone tapped. What? Yeah, I'm like, it's supposed to say I'm here for you. Yeah. I know. So we get to the line and he's like, yeah, I don't know. I can't, I can't read this word. He's just focused on one of the words and the words he cannot get is I'm. And he's like, yeah, is this even a word? I am. I'm like the word I'm short for I am. And he goes, oh, I couldn't tell without the apostrophe. Oh, it's in. What do you think it's? L M? Like what is going on right now? I'm here for you. So then he's like, okay, now I got it. So we fix the message and then he says, by the way, you ordered something called the premium treasure bow cave. Like $100. Oh, yeah, I don't know what that is, but I'll throw something together and make it look nice for you. Sounds very romantic. Whatever it is. Throw it together. It doesn't sound like this man has a legit business. You found something online and he's selling the flowers. He didn't fix it. She didn't get the flowers, but I swear this guy phoned at me. Yeah. Oh, I got him. Alexis, what's been on your mind? So I've mentioned it many times how my struggle with coaching is being seen as a coach and not a student athlete. Because a lot of the high schoolers think I am a high schooler. So the struggle continues. I mean, she moves through life with such authority. And I'm three years in, struggle still continues. Until the other day, yes, because I'm here the starting line of the race. And first, one of the kids, she has her phone on her and is about to run and she's like, hey coach, can you hold my phone for me? And I was like, oh my God, yes. Of course. I'll hold your phone for you. I don't care. But then the next one came up. It was like, hey, these tissues in my pocket. Sorry, it's kind of gross, but could you hold them? I have to go run. Oh, you're becoming a mom. I didn't even care. I was so excited. They know I'm not one of them. So as long as they say coach, you're a couple of them. Yes. Last year, a girl was in the starting line. I don't know. I probably, after I was like, I probably should have directed that one to the trash can. No, no, she needs coach to kiss it afterwards. I don't care because I was on cloud nine. I was like, oh my God, they know I'm not racing. They know I'm a coach. I made it and I will hold all their things all day. Wow, a human storage closet. Yes, but I felt respected. Can I get 50 bucks for her dinner tonight? And by the way, here's my chewed up gum. It's been in my hand. I'll take it. It's been in my hand. I'll take it. You've come so far. You ever had a really long stressful week where finally you get to the end and then you decide you just have to let loose and decompress for a little bit? Yes. You mean every week? That was me this past Friday night. When I got home at around midnight, I thought to myself, I just need to have some drinks and have a little bit of fun by myself and then I can go to bed. Like watch a show or something? I cracked open some angry orchard apple ciders. Oh wow, I am lucky. I didn't know he went that hard. I did. I put on YouTube and I was like, I'm going to go for it. I don't remember a lot after that. How many did you have? Enough to not remember. I woke up the next morning and when I checked my phone, I realized at some point during the night, apparently I did some online shopping. Oh no, I was like, I was like, drunk texting? I didn't know why I wanted this, but I just looked at the picture and was super confused. What was I thinking? I'll show you the screenshot of what it is. Wow. It's a light blue ski mask? It's turquoise even. With the holes cut out just for the eyes and the mouth part. So you can rob somebody with color. To be clear, it's not snowing where we live. I'm not planning a ski trip coming up for a long time soon. So I was like, why did I want this? You're trying to thaws. I have no idea, so I canceled the order and now I'm scared to look at my ring doorbell footage because apparently I did something outside during the evening. But I don't want to know what it was. I am not going to scroll through that phone and see what it is. Actually, can I get that back? It just shows it is dangerous to drink alone, especially on angry orchard. Wow. Thank you for that POC. That's what's on our minds. Text into 78592. You can tell us what's been on yours.
