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I just texted a couple pictures of the doghouse we built yesterday. Well, I hope so. We can't wait to see it. It's all anyone's talking about. It's not very loud, but I haven't finished the HVAC, the Florida room, or the patio. Oh, okay, yeah. Have you faced the possibility yet that the doghouse will never be out of doors? Or used. Oh, no, no, it'll be outside. Is it outside now? No, because check local listings. There's some weather on the way. Well, yes, but... Does it have a roof? It has a roof, but it's not slanted. I tried to explain to the ladies that I think the photographs they were looking at were based on, there are certain places where you can have a flat roof. Okay. This is not one of them. You can have a flat roof. My old house had a flat roof. If you have a flat roof, you know a guy that fixes flat roofs because they leak no matter what you do to them. You can't take no for an answer here. You've got to go ahead and just say, hey, we're making a roof. Well, I actually have in my garage some roofing shingles. Those aren't going to do anything. I know. You could add it on top of the flat. That's what I would do. And you already let the genie out of the bottle by having the doghouse in the house. You're done now. It's never going back outside. Is it in the garage or in the house? No, it's in the hallway. It's a long story. Inside in the hallway. Yeah, it'll come up. It'll come back. That's not where doghouses go. I know. That is a fun project, though. Is it up to code? There we go. There's a little dungy inside the doghouse. I have no idea what your doghouse looks like. Back up. There we go. There you can see it. Now, you'll notice there are the two girls. Now, remember, what size did you say this was? Six feet? It's six feet by three feet by three feet. None of this is six feet. That is not three feet high. Okay, maybe it's two and a half. There's not a six foot in there. Austin at Lowe's was kind enough to cut the lumber. It's great. Well he didn cut you enough Okay And you can see in the upper right there where you can see the whole it says dog house in huge letters You got the stick on letters That the only thing you got right Tom you did it look it a fun project I am going to recommend roof or no, that can't go outdoors. That can't say. Yeah, that's true. Did you paint it? Not yet. It took all day to build it. These girls are tan. It's very fun. Yeah, it's a fun little box. And when we first got there. So it's a box with a hole in it. So Hart walks into the lumber area at Lowe's, and she goes, I want to use these. Well, they were four by four. They won't fit in my car. Sure. And I tried to explain that to her. Well, this whole thing, as the internet would say, failed. This is a fail. No, it's not. The whole thing's a fail. They had fun. We got to use hammers. That's the main thing, isn't it? Yeah. You can't use the doghouse. Ten-year-olds with hammers. They got very picky about which side of the wood was the outside or the inside. Well, I mean, there is a reason why 10-year-old girls aren't project managers. Yes, very good. That's true. You should have took charge of that. They had a great time. That's the key. That's the main thing. They don't even have a round. All new housing would be pink. Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. The girls complaining. What's wrong with the entrance? You don't have a rounded entrance like a traditional doghouse. Yeah, you really don't. None of that. Yeah. This is based on. I'll talk to my architecture friends out there. This is based on the classical Greeks. Really? Yes. Oops. The rectangular entry simply is a feng shui thing developed by the Greeks. The right modern? It just won't last in the elements, unfortunately. No. It's just phase one. It's not going to be outside. See, my thought is I can put a board up front and then put a slanted roof on it. We'll put some shingles on it. They'll like it. shingling is fun. Sure. I even bought some roofing nails. Did Dungy like it? By the way, $138 just for the lumber. You know what? I could see every dollar looking at that doghouse. By the way, there's some really nice doghouse kits out there for $98. But this was much more fun. It is essentially a large box. Amazon box. Yeah, you could have made this out of it. It's made of wood. You're right. You could have gotten a refrigerator box and just cut a hole in it. That's no fun. I can't imagine this. I don't think Dungy's having a good time. The girls are happily blockading Dungy from being able to exit the claustrophobic box. Now the dog will never go near it. No, no, Dungy, you live here now. He can tell because it has huge letters on it saying doghouse. I love that. The stick-on letters, those are great. The girls found those on their own. Did you have a chair to sit down on and watch this? We were building it in my garage. Kelly was upset because I was worrying I have these special knee pads that I wear. She says they look ridiculous. I find it hard. Wait a minute. I find it hard you'd ever wear knee pads for anything. That's interesting. You can't worry about looking ridiculous when you're just trying to work on a garage floor with knee pads. They're necessary. Wait a minute. Where did you build it? In the garage? Yeah. Why didn't you build it on a table? Why didn't you build it outside? Because it was extraordinarily windy when we were taking all those sheets of wood out of the loaves. Sheets of wood. I bet they were sails. Oh, yeah. I had to go run back and get them from flying out there. You bought construction knee pads? Yeah. I have knee pads for when I weed. Oh, okay. I use them all the time. I had a lot of handiwork over the weekend. I had to get underneath the sink. I have knee pads for when I pleasure men. Yeah. Of course, who doesn't? Yeah, I know. That's what they're mainly for. You needed knee pads to work under the sink? No, no. Well, no, I had a clip-on light for my hat. Yeah. I had to get underneath the sink and fix a drain pole. I don't think you know what a dog house looks like. That's the design the girls made. See you have to understand it about the journey It about going to the store and seeing things Remember when I was a kid I didn know you could actually go buy lumber But one of my friends said yeah you got to go steal it from a construction site He told the girls to draw a dog house They drew this Yeah, they drew a box. No, then they found one online that looked like a big box. That's all a dog needs. The dog doesn't care. The dog doesn't want to be in the dog house. Not now. You've scared it. Yeah. He was fine in there. You know what? Those girls have every reason to be proud. Who is that? Your daughter and her friend? Yeah. It's very cute. And by the way, you call that a dog? Yeah. Oh, he's the sweetest little guy ever. Kind of a teeny tiny little lap thing. Now, I don't know if the big guy will get in at all. I'll try that out. You want a Shays lounge? You want a Shays lounge? Will he? Yeah. Yeah, that dog house isn't going to hold a very big dog. You know what you've really made there? And I'm not trying to upset anybody. You made a cat house. cats love boxes. They'll go in there and stay. And by the way, if I buy that from you for gravy, that's where she is forever now. And don't you love the word cat house? No, it didn't even hit me the way. As opposed to house of ill repute. It's much nicer than whore house. Or whore house. If you were inviting your father to visit a whore, would you use the term cat house? Boy, there is something softer about it and whore house. Yeah. Kind of sweet. They used to be a word house? What? What the hell's wrong with you? I have not heard that. What is that? Did you give her drugs? Cooch house? What do you say? Buddy. Yeah, I know what you're trying to say. Well, we got her. Has there been a... I might not be very nice, but I'm recently intelligent. You are very nice. Don't listen to him. No, no, no. To hell with it. I'm done now. You think I've been crabby before. Thanks, Tom. Go ahead, Dick. He was criticizing my buddy Austin at Lowe's who was nice enough to cut the wood for me. So sweet. He's not your buddy. He's a guy that works there. Yeah, but he was nice and happy and wanted to know what the girls were doing and he was a sweet guy. Did you tip him? No tip for the guy. Nice. Do you tip the guy? Well, of course. You tip the guy who cut your wood? Absolutely. Maybe I'll go back and do that. I didn't think about it. Yes. Give him a 20. There was another guy who helped me find the nails. Did you know that there are 10,000 different kinds of nails in the world? That can get somewhat overwhelming. And that's when I was trying to pick the nails that the girls went loose. They went rogue. And then they came back with the beware of dog sign and all the letters to spell out doghouse. And that's what makes it. They're the ones that came up with that. Do we have that picture of a real doghouse up here? This is what a real doghouse looks like, Tom. I don't think you have any idea what you're working with. Have you seen Snoopy and Peanuts or anything? That's what... Well, they have the standard pitch roof. You need a red roof or something? Oh, there you go. See, that's what she's doing. You could have got that for $49. Yeah, that's the thing. It's made of plastic. And you could put it together and say, there, girls, we made a doghouse. No. And you'd have something that's functional instead of a large paperweight in your hallway. The girls want a hammer. They want to use nails. They can hammer with that. They want to use tools. I did make one mistake, by the way. I did not have them wear safety glasses. Oh, God. What? I forgot. Yeah, one of the nails took a... You? You didn't have them in safety gear. I didn't think that... Because I would start the nail, so... Oh, okay. I didn't want them to hit their thumbs. Yeah. But in one of the nails, they hit it, and it... Bing! Fortunately, it didn't go in anybody's eye, so... That's very fortunate. That would have been a bad phone call. You didn't get the mom's permission To allow the other girl I took pictures the whole way I've got a lot of pictures And you sent them to the girl's mom Oh yeah, just so they know what was going on Does the other girl have a dog too? Yeah So I've got a feeling next week You're going to be building another one over their house I have to borrow Mark truck for that I almost borrowed Mark truck anyway But I glad I didn Because if I borrowed his truck That thing would have been 8 feet by four feet And the wood would have flown out the back Now that I think about it Mark could live in that dog house You raise a mansion for Mark. Why'd you make it so big, he says. That doghouse you made. I don't need to stand up in here. The doghouse you made is two feet by three feet, maybe. And you keep calling it six feet. It's not. I didn't measure it. We got into an argument about it. Okay, apparently I've been told that Oskay has found some poor craftsmanship on your drug house, and he has zoomed in on it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What is going on over there? Well, we're going to have to caulk out. It just goes to show you. You're going to have to caulk that time. It's not ready for being outdoors. I was going to reinforce it today with some wood screws. That's what happens when you nail. Yeah, you got to tie it. By the way, can you see inside the warning beware of dog signs? Yes, I can see that. That's cute. Have you heard glue it and screw it? You haven't heard that? You got to do that. Glue it and screw it, baby. Yeah, we didn't bother gluing. Yeah, I was going to do some reinforcement today, get some wood screws. That is just a giant, mushy pile of wet wood. After the first rain. At the first light rain. A misting will do that doghouse day. First of all, my daughter Hart, a lot of pushback there. I'll bring her in here and you can argue with her. About what? Oh, they want to take even more shortcuts. Oh, like what? Oh, I'd go, I think we need to put six nails in here. Two will hold it. And by the way, my one hammer was actually, it wasn't a claw hammer. It was a mini sledge. And they were lifting it up? They'd have to hold it with two, a mini sledge. At least. Like a little mallet kind of thing. Still, that's heavy. That's fun. I'm glad you guys did. The dog doesn't look happy. No, no, he was fine. Oh, he went inside down. The dog's terrified. No, he's not. You can't see. Oh, they outfitted it with his basket full of toys behind him. Oh, that's nice. And he's got a water bowl and a food bowl in there. I'm pissing on one of your legs as soon as I get out of here. Yes. Okay, there we go. If I could be guaranteed I wouldn't be put down, I'd be biting all of you. Damn right. A good way to spend a Sunday. We had a great time. I didn't know that was Dungy. That's a sweet, what is it, a doodle? Yeah, he's a, what is he, technically. He's a mini. No, he's not that small. He's about 30 pounds. And how many flights did he take? How many flights did he take? Daddy was a full-blown standard poodle. Gotcha. Is he funny? Oh, he's a great dog. They are still considered a mini, even though they weigh 30 pounds. Okay. And then his mommy was a Bernadoodle. He's a quarter Bernese Mountain Dog, but you could never tell because he's all white. He looks like something Ava Gabor would. Yeah, it is kind of one of those. But he's like a small t-sish. Every dog, you know something? I used to not want small dogs. and then I got a couple Labradoodles 30 years ago. If you have a good dog, it's a good dog. I had a friend that had seven chihuahuas. Oh, kidding. Way too many. Oh, it was great. They were all named Peppy. You know, they do tend to have... And he was a great guy and he was an older guy and his wife had died and she had all these pets, these chihuahuas, but they were great little dogs. These chihuahuas piss everywhere. I don't care. How hard would you laugh if you saw seven chihuahuas riding in a El Camino. That's so hard. Coming up in the news. That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch us on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. For Bob and Tom Extra, this is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Hi, I'm Joe Salci. I host of the Stacking Benjamins podcast. Most economists agree a small amount of inflation is actually good. 2% is what you're going for. So why is everybody freaking out? Oh, because it's the fallout. People don't track their budget. You have this slow slipping that happens every month until all of a sudden you go, man, I don't have any money. The reason is now two people go to a restaurant. The bill is 60 bucks for two. 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