Giggling about reality tv, family feuds, and flare ups

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I have so much to talk about and can I just say people were like are you going to have enough to talk about with two episodes a week and I'm like we've been holding back. We've been holding back. Now we can open the fucking floodgates. Let's go. One weekend where we haven't spoken and it's like I have eight business ideas. We're literally and we haven't seen each other. We're like two co-heads that got together. No, we're literally two co-heads that got together on a Friday night when we haven't seen each other for a week. We're like should we start a business? I don't know what co-heads like but I'd imagine this is it. We have some drama today. I've been waiting to sound off. You're on the boots journalism for the Victoria Beckham family. What would you call it? Massacre? Family feud. Yeah. I want everyone is waiting to hear your take. So I was on a set today so I was in the perfect conducive situation for when this dropped to talk. I was in the glam room. I read it aloud to everyone. I actually got complimented on my reading so take that guys. Okay, you're literally they're getting paid by you continue. Not true. I went full Brooklyn back on mode. Oh, you went British. Yeah, I did. First thing I want to say that before we really get into the meat of it was this was a really stupid thing on my part but when I'm reading it I thought oh British people spell mom M-U-M. Now I was under the impression that's just how they said it. Yeah, I didn't know they spelled it. Like I thought they spelled it M-O-M but they just said mom. No they go full mom. I was like wait you guys just changed the whole word though but dad is dad. That's true. It's short for mummy. Mummy which is mummy. We're throwing. So I was unable to really understand. We couldn't get past that. My reading comprehension definitely dwindled after the first mom because I was like I feel like I can't take a guy seriously when he calls his mom mom is that offensive to the British community. It just I'm like it's I rather say mother. I just I just didn't know that's how they spelled it. It's like a girl saying daddy. Now but we digress. Okay let me first and foremost say Victoria back until I die okay. Well I was gonna say page is kind of like related Sasha very good friends with us so she's gonna have a bias take but anyway continue with I always have a friends back and Victoria is no different to me so I have her back on this one with that said yeah obviously I am not estranged from my family but I can imagine that if that is like but I imagine it every day I think about what if I just press the block button if I told my mom and dad I was going no contact with them they'd say great we'll come too like they would be like what they were who we're blocking the calls coming from inside that house mom yeah contacts where we'll contact you anyway but I kind of imagine that if you are feeling that what like there's obviously some truth to what he's saying if he felt that like that he needed to put this out on Instagram do I think that the Beckham family likes a photo op of their family and there's some type of press like yeah I'm sure now there were a couple parts that I was like that's interesting bringing Mark Anthony into it which did Mark Anthony do to be brought in to this situation and I know he's talking about he was talking about his actual wedding and that Mark Anthony was supposed to introduce him and his wife for the first time and it was actually a dance with him in Victoria now when I got to that part I said hmm now this is written the way I would have written it so in my head I was like okay this possibly could be his wife which I don't fault either because I think like if you're married yeah that's my husband like I have his back that's why I have a back you think she wrote it and he was like we got to just change it to mom so people think I said it yeah yeah yeah I've never seen a straight man posted that many paragraphs about something true and I especially think but he is British and they love the English language so he could be like a Shakespearean novelist for all I know it was giving Prince Harry I'm leaving the monarchy like that was the vibe I was getting well they are like royalty yeah family so I do think it was weird that Mark Anthony was catching strays it almost was giving like like when you're see you in court where it's like you mentioned someone so then they have to like say their part you know speaking of fucking see you in court guess you got god damn jury duty no I will are you a glorette at the DOJ later really there's someone down yeah I'm fucking someone was like oh you want to make fun of us yeah yeah you mother fuckers you want to get a hilarious down with the god god damn soo court I will show up there and I will no I'm not going to threaten a government building yeah really terrifying let's come down well look honestly you said see you in court enough that they're like cool see there you know what actually do a civic do you that's fucking crazy no I'm actually miss back to Brooklyn yeah I want to say I think there's multiple truths to a lot of stories like so many things can be true I could totally see him getting annoyed that his family's like can you please support us in all these ventures and he's like they're so annoying and then you didn't support this I it is interesting though because it did go around like that his wife was the bad person for not like wearing victorious Beckham's dress he said that she pulled out okay here's one thing that I think we should dive dive into because I think this is very pertinent typically I feel like there's how many siblings there's four of them so I mean is it a coincidence that all of the other siblings are kind of like we don't fuck with you either like are they like just going blind we would blindly with the parent or is Brooklyn like being crazy and they're like what's going on with you well this is what I don't like I don't like family drama and relationship drama you know when you like you love two people but they're like horrible to each other and they're telling you stories and you're like you're both fucking crazy like that's how I feel and this like this is family drama that is their shit and it should not be aired granted he's basically saying they keep coming for me in the press yeah and he's had enough yeah but I I don't I just feel like the family stuff no one's good or bad it's like this is deep like layers of family trauma that they're working through just like one fight this is like years and years exactly and it's like you know when you talk to a couple that broke up and someone says something and you're like that's fucking valid and then the other person says something you're like very valid you guys are not except when I break up with someone yeah 100 percent by the way we are drinking our Duncan refreshers oh my god so good because this is a late episode and we both been working all day actually I was shopping and no I've been literally working all day no like are you okay you try being an influencer actually this happened like two weeks ago but I forgot to bring it up because I think it's so funny though did you see that scooter do you know you know that scooter brawn and Sydney Sweeney are dating right yeah they had that like central park photo shoot yes who could forget um did you see that he came out and he was like I think it's he came out finally he goes I think it's like really rude and offensive that like professional athletes are DMing my girlfriend like when they know we're together the audacity of like what dude that yes because everyone in the world is just gonna respect you that you're like you're not married second of all this football players are not your friends they're nice to you because you're rich they're not your friends they don't respect you and they will steal your girl if you if you slip up such a funny like that's such a classic guy like hey I don't like that so don't do it's like okay well the world doesn't work like that also I love that Sydney Sweeney is telling him which guys are DMing her good for her make him add no we didn't break that down more actually I've probably never not told a guy if someone DM me because like we have one life we have one life celebrate it the only time I haven't is like where I'm where I'm like I'm not gonna say this because he's just like he'll get in his head about it but I keep it in my back pocket because at the time I'm like oh my god look who just like DM me wants to go on a date I don't say if it's like an ex-boyfriend that's like annoying it's more like yeah to piss them off yeah get a little pep in their step yeah make them not let them know there's people in line um okay my next um just a little bit like my dog yeah I'm looking yeah um Kim Kardashian I don't know why she would do this to me but she came out did you see the shoes she came out with a Nike did I see my DMs were flooded and I think I think you you're might be a little perturbed because I'm perturbed Kim Kardashian might be a little hana coded not only was it a Mary Jane sneaker it was a freaking tabby Mary Jane do you know what a tabby is it's a cat um yes absolutely it's the shoes that like have um like the toe is cut out like it looks like your toes like a hoof it looks like a hoof I love an ugly lamp and I love an ugly shoe and I support that shoe with my life so I've never been a fan of the tabby I feel like it's a little gen like my assistant has a tabby but she looks like cute and cool in it like yeah I don't love them for myself but a Mary Jane tabby I think is Diabal I think I think what Kim Kardashian was Diabalcal can I say something about trends though if every cool influencer was wearing it you would oh I've been shot wait that was the meanest thing I've ever said to you no wait she's speechless she's she's she's a dear coming she doesn't have a witty remark back she's did I do something to you no have I effected you in some way no I'm saying you're you are being so sure what you said you're being socially constructed to think certain things are beautiful when beauties and I have the beholder any who well are you okay we just had a flare up we said a full flare up on a Monday I worked a whole banging eight hour day and I don't need to come home to this shit literally a married couple you're like I've been working and I just wanted some peace quiet calmness not to get attacked in my own fucking home um with that said I think you're also triggered because you know where I am right now I'm in Colorado and I have to tell you I performed in the Denver theater the scene of the crime if anyone doesn't remember you could listen to the episode page had a panic attack um yeah see you on a non-hanna did the my sweet sweet friend she sent me a panorama video of the green room and says Paige it was right over there where you lost your shit so these theaters there's a guy who like produces it and this guy does all the Colorado shows so again the car and I realized this is the same guy as that show so but he's like he just never see any of these people he's like welcome back and I'm like so great to be here and listed here Paige says hi and then I get to the green room and honestly I did start feeling like a little headache I think I was dehydrated and there's no air in Denver so there's no air I I texted him and he comes down he's like can I get you anything I said is possible to just get like a little ad bill or something and he's like sure sure and he like runs and grabs and he comes back and he goes is everything okay and I'm like no you have a file on us they have a literal file he literally was like are you good I'm like no no we're good and he started laughing and he's like I just can never forget your agent trying to like nicely talk to Paige and say it's okay if she doesn't want to go on stage and then you basically like kicking her onto the stage and I said that's what friends are for I'm not clear but they're fucking soft you know motivation you don't have a friend that takes you out of your comfort zone what's the point what is the point then in my travels as you guys know I'm on tour without Paige was just so weird so I'm just doing dumb shit alone with Ali do you know when the plane is really small so even though you have a small that a small luggage it still might not fit and my luggage you know when you accidentally open the wrong zipper and it like expands the luggage yeah and obviously I'm not organized enough to be like I should zipper this and like compress it again so I'm with my fully out zipped luggage and I get there and I'm like the first one to put it in everyone's waiting for me and it can't go in and the lady's like looking at me and I look at her I'm like can I just could you just sneak this back and she goes we don't really do coats here and I said okay and in my head I know for a fact because it's so full the only way to get to zip is for me to sit on it and I'm like I'm not do in a public in the middle of the plane putting my bag down sitting on it and trying to zip around like this while everyone's like waiting to board literally so I'm panicking and I just start letting people go past me I'm just sitting I mean you have to yeah Ali comes in my little angel savior and I'm like panicking and she's like put it on the ground put it on the ground she stands on it and then I zipper it under her and we're dying laughing everyone is like who let these girls on and then I had to like everyone's just staring at me the whole flight so you have a new wife no okay well that's what it sounds like no but she was supportive in a time of need however you would have just pointed it off to me I would have been like what do you want me to do but I literally she must be so annoyed because I just like talked about you all yesterday when we were in the green room like and she cried there and then she locked herself in the bathroom there and then she couldn't get her corset on here and then her mom answered the phone and told her to stop it over there um yeah okay I like vomited at some I was far gagging oh god okay wait the next thing I have to bring up is are you on Chinese girl ticktock no but my husband seeks mandarin so I feel like I should be okay I was diagnosed as Chinese which I'm very proud of and it is all of these Chinese girls basically giving you like their morning routines on how they stay so like like their skin is so glowy and how they just stay healthy which actually it's gonna annoy me because my mom has said this to me forever and I've been like shut up mom yeah I love an ice cold anything I love my ice cold Stanley I love an ice cold soda like I love it has to be freezing you even put your face in ice cold water I love it I'll stuff myself in the freezer I don't care they said that the number one thing is when you first wake up that you should not drink anything cold so like hot water with lemon immediately and then they're drinking bone broth for breakfast because they're like waking their bodies up slowly and naturally and I love a nice coffee I'm an ice coffee girl all year round but I've been drinking hot water with lemon in the morning before I I still have a nice coffee but before I do anything it's kind of life changing how so because you know I I have follow questions okay I feel like and this might just be me but I feel like you get to a point with your caffeine where you're like okay my body's not responding to it anymore like I really would like to go to the bathroom maybe I'll have just like a little bit more coffee and then I'll go for whatever reason the hot water with lemon one works it immediately if not sooner it's almost like your body season is like I've got to go and it does like wake you up in such a different way but like a better way like I feel like you have coffee immediately it's like jolting you into like the future you're like a holy shit how much lemon are we talking like a slice but then there's like all these videos of like other thing like goji berries that they put in tea and like all this other stuff so they also have like a tea in the morning I do trust a tea because people have been doing it for so long I also actually do like this because this isn't like a crazy investment for the girls to be like oh you got to buy this crazy thing like get some lemons you know I love Chinese medicine um yes I can I also just say we never make the gigares like ride a dawn for like anything like we don't like to get them to like be mean to people like we don't want to get the love and light however issues I know I never I never asked them to like do anything or Nana still Nana still got it is getting attacked on threads right now and I she doesn't know she doesn't know and she's listening so she just found out because she doesn't even know that her post automatically go to threads so Nana is getting bullied on threads when she didn't even sign up for it this is not funny this is it's actually elder abuse it's this like legit elder abuse fucked up Hannah texted the group chat me and Grace and Hannah and she goes oh my god Nana's literally getting bullied like you have to go on Hannah I clicked into it no like I'm really upset it's actually why I feel like gigley squad is so important these older women of a totally different generation of us that we're not allowed to live alone we're not allowed to decide if they wanted to get married or not or have children or not and like a lot of I seem like boy moms from the south but anyway it's terrifying the women that are attacking Nana are 65 plus 65 is generous you will always have haters no matter what age if you're a star no I was like wait so this is never ending for me sorry I'm so okay so for anyone who doesn't know about my Nana at Nana still got it she loves her fans more than anything yeah she loves them more than me no no Nana the thing with Nana is Nana has been gorgeous since the day I I met her out of the womb when she's she's walks into a restaurant everyone looks at her I think she's famous I always just thought she was a star she is the most naturally beautiful woman Italian and just stunning and yeah she takes she stays out of the sun she doesn't drink she doesn't smoke and she sleeps on her back never had any needle to the face never she doesn't even have her ears pierced she also like just hates pain and she also just takes care of herself but she is abnormally beautiful for her age I will say that it is drawing and I show it off a lot but she has never done plastic surgery not against plastic surgery but she hasn't and then she also has no idea how to use filters this woman innocently sits in the corner of her living room and asks her husband to take photos of her outfits because her fans like to see what she puts on each day it's very beautiful she's perfect and has never done anything to her anybody and she wants world peace so she posts this photo of her sitting in her living room and says my husband took these photos can you bet she asked her 86 year old husband to take photos of her my husband took these photos of me this morning I can't believe I will be 85 next month where did the time go and look is she eating that up yes is she like putting your foot on her chest next maybe is she taking her orthopedic and putting it on your Nana's neck absolutely look also by the way Nana loves all Nana she's she loves all her friends she gets along with all of them she supports all of her older friends now the first the first fucking comment Karen period Scott period 75 on 9 say the name girl it's Karen Scott and if any of is this any of yours grandma you better give her a fucking talking to okay someone come get their grandma you are not 85 your hands would show it by the way like her hand you bitch or not filtered they look like her hands there's nothing you can do to hide the age of your hands I don't know what that means and then people are like yeah and I'm 16 and people are like a filter can do miracles hands have cosmetic surgery too um all these they're they're saying she's getting vain removal like it is crazy but it's all because she's so beautiful which brings me to my next point as a moment yeah mental health moment it up as a fucking woman if you don't age gracefully your your no one respects you if you get surgery to look better people bully you if you age beautifully people bully you so anyway everyone defend Nana on Nana still got it's threads account because I'm a loser on someone if you're born a woman you're gonna get bullied at you're gonna that's just that's what it is that's basically like I can just I had of like premonition of you at 84 posting like a gorgeous photo of people being like there's I'm gonna be fucking these bitches up I'm gonna be in the comments at 85 being like I have nothing to lose I'm coming to your house I do have to say there are a bunch of beautiful photos of other grandmas saying I'm 80 years old I've never smoked her drink I give thanks to our good lord for my health didn't need to get religion involved but here we are and she looks so cute um and this other person said this is my mom at 84 no fillings no hair dye yeah so it's it's going viral yeah and um I just it's there's beautiful comments but there's also people being mean and there's something about people saying something yes someone goes please share what filter you use you look great like but then there's a lot of people that are just like you look amazing I love you um but anyway it's hard being being a it's hard being a star it really is it really is no people are nuts but then again if people aren't hating on you but also like my grandma should not be posting on Instagram like she should not be dealing with trolls at 85 years old like maybe I should talk to her I just I couldn't imagine seeing an older woman and being like I'm gonna hate on her well like the fact that people are jealous of Nana like iconic no I can actually iconic like she's just living her life and people are talking bad girl I can only hope that these bitches are jealous I'm still mad 85 yeah can I just say if people aren't mad you're not doing enough yeah you're not you gotta keep these bitches mad um I have a whole list of people that if I get murdered I mean I know for a package one of these five like there's a handstand it's one of these five like you don't have to go anywhere I've done the research I know who it is so thank you guys um we write it down for Nana still got it and every grandma every gigalore grandma I feel like this goes without saying but we support grandma this is a pro not bullying brim I don't know what you've heard on the streets but we are programma we we don't condone bullying grandmother you know I'm gonna take a huge step here and say let's not bully grandma I'm gonna go out on a limb here go out on a limb um I'm gonna take grandma bullying right here and say the elderly are off limits okay I mean what are we Jen Shaw get it goddamn grip people oh my god no people need to touch grass it's so crazy my god oh support for today's episode 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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. and it makes me do it. It's strange, but it, or like, yeah, you need to send an email and if like someone's in the room, I'm like, I'm sending the email and I like need them there to like hold me accountable almost. Whenever I'm gonna talk to my friend Stephanie, I know that I'm gonna be on the phone for like four hours, so I literally pick a project. I'm like, I'm gonna actually reorganize all my makeup and she's like amazing. By the way, I hung out with Stephanie this weekend. I know how fun, but also I'm so happy I wasn't there. Because I never wanna go to Denver ever again in my whole entire life. And Stephanie lives there and she knows that about me and she's like, but maybe you'll come and I'm like, never. I was trying to convince her to move. I'm like, I can't breathe here. How do you guys breathe? Yeah, breathing is kind of tough. It's really crucial for me. Yeah. Wait, I see that you have on the list and I wanted to bring it up to is traders. Okay. Actually, I'm so excited. Wait. Yep. Wait. Yep. I don't know why I have so many energy right now. So do I. I almost had a drink at Denver, but I was like, no, I'll probably be bad on Gickley's. Got for bed, I have a cocktail. One episode we should just get like hammered. Yeah, I was taught, yeah, I think we should. I think we should. I'm a person. Yeah. Because I'll just log off. You would just fall asleep and I'll be like, hello? Do you remember that time I had to take a zoom when I was in Italy and I fell asleep. Guys, one time in Hannah had like what probably the most important zoom we've ever had to this date. And I was six hours ahead. And I'm trying to like, you've been up for like, $17. $48. Just like, I was like, no, guys, I'm good. And Hannah text me and she was, you're falling. I was like, get a post it. Write, put a fake eye on it, put it over your eye because your eyes are closed. You got to figure something out. Make a fake up. You had to apologize. Remember you were like, sorry, I'm not jealous. Wait, man, okay. This is going to get a little serious. And then we're going to go back to fun. OK. Now, I actually have not started watching this season of traders because my schedule, it just like has an aligned. Sometimes I like, sometimes I like to have like a bunch of traders episodes and then I'll just like go and watch it. So I have not started it. But I've obviously seen spoilers. I've seen the cast of who's on it. I didn't watch the bachelor. I don't watch the bachelor. I haven't watched the bachelor since the fourth grade when the first bachelor at one. And she's still with her husband. And I, and I love that for her. So I did not watch when Colton was straight on the bachelor. I did. But OK. So for people that don't know, Colton went on the bachelor. He was straight. He picked a girl. OK, great. He proceeds to harass the fuck out of this girl. OK. She has to file a restraining order. He put a tracker on her car. He, what else did he do? Oh, he like fake would like text. He would text and call her so much that she couldn't even use her phone. And then he would text her from other numbers and act like it's someone else. So she thought she had another stalker. And then he admitted to it. He had a restraining order against him. And I think you have to get a restraining order against someone. I think that person has to be arrested. Oh, also, my brother called me and was like, please stop talking about legal stuff because you have no idea what you're talking about. The defendant isn't the only people that picked the drink. OK, Gary. Don't be a school. I said OK. I said OK. I said OK. I got a lawyer. I got a sentence. I hope he felt good about himself when he said that to you. I was like, Gary, this isn't for you. Stop listening. I actually know one of the he works with a giggler. And she was like, you should tell your sister she's stupid. But anyway, I got a grass. I got a grass. He's like, no I know. So anyway, so Colton, he does all of this weird shit to this. All of this highly illegal stalking shit to. Also, this is the girl who's dating Michelle Randolph. It's her sister. That's who won the best. She shot the fuck off. And she's equally as. The brother's eating Glen Powell. Yes, her sister is who Colton. She's gorgeous, but the her sister is equally as gorgeous. Cassie. She's gorgeous. Perfect. She was like an angel. Like she was like, you know, yeah, so that's who Colton picked. I'm livid. No, I'm livid. Also his name is Colton. So Colton does all this weird fucking illegal shit to this woman. And then all of the sudden comes out as gay. And everybody forgets that he stalked this woman's life for months and months on end. And tell me why you get a job. Why are you casted on a big hit national television show? And not only why are you casted getting a paycheck. Why the fuck are you getting a nice guy at it? You're a stalker weirdo. If any girl ever did any of that to a guy was arrested, had a restraining order, actually one time there was a rumor about me that I, someone had a restraint. Someone had a restraining order against me. You've like diabolical rumors on you. No, that one really scared me because I was like, wait, are people gonna think this? You're like, Gary? You're just gonna literally call me. I took all the bad things I said about you. I was like, how do I prove that I don't have a restraining order against you? He was like, paid you to have to be arrested. I know we're like, anyway, I don't press. Yeah, I don't press. So I haven't watched it because I kept seeing all of these clips and it's actually pissing me off that this guy is getting like a nice guy at it on a massive show. Well, he's also like taking charge. Like, he's like, this is what I think and this is what's going on. Like, he's a big character. Oh, you're watching? Babe, I'm caught up. Babe, I'm girl. Babe. No, I'm like, live it. I don't even know why I'm so mad about it. I feel like people are mad at him, though. I think it's good. I think it's the fact because in reality, TV, the men just get away with so much. It's actually, it makes me sick to my stomach. Like, sorry, you can lie. Like literally? Can't, can soluble things happen? They get protected and then the girl looks crazy for reacting to it. Continue. No, insane. I just like, I can't, I want to be like NBC. Don't why did you even hire this person? Well, the truth is, is that a man can do something and then he's, but he's good looking? This guy, like, I just like, I don't, I don't even, how do you have an agent? How are you even walking into production companies and being like, yeah, hire me? I just think it sends like a really, I'm also like, no, it sends a horrible message. It sends a really horrible message to women and women are primarily who's watching reality TV. So you're basically telling all of these younger women who are watching this show that if a guy does any of this to you and you report it, it's okay because he's still gonna go on and live a fine life. And then I think that Cassie girl, like, is not, like she's not on TV anymore. I don't even think she's like an infant. I don't think she does anything publicly. Well, she's probably has a terrible experience that she's like, I don't wanna be involved in any of this public show anymore. So anyway, I think he's disgusting and I think he should be not hired ever again on anything. Like, sorry, you can't stalk someone and then just be like, sorry, didn't mean it, like, no, you're creepy and weird. Yeah, there was no explanation for it. I'm gonna add him to my list in case I get murdered. He's on the list. He's on the list. The reason why I started watching traders is one thing about me, I do love a game. Yeah. And I don't love watching reality TV because I know how the sausage is made. So I lost the magic for me. However, I was, people are loving traders and I was getting frustrated that from the clips, I still couldn't figure out what the rules were and I just wanted, the rules are fucking complicated. It's like there are no rules. I don't think they make a month of a say go. It's like rugby, I don't think anyone knows what the rules are, they're just running around. And yeah, they do keep changing them and it took me like three episodes to understand like, okay, so it's different to be banished than to be murdered and traders can't be banished but they can be murdered. Like that shit is complicated and I want to call it. Yeah. So I've been watching it and it really is fascinating because it is like a bunch of rats in a like experiment. Not, I don't mean like snitches. I mean like a social experiment where you just put a bunch of like creatures together and see how they interact. And the truth with the game is there's so much like luck involved too with like, like there's no way to just like win the game. You have to like have so many things go your way. I see so many people that are like, oh my God, you and Hannah should go on or like go on traders. First, I would never go on without you. And second, they'd have to make us both traders because if I'm a trader, my mom is gonna tell you. You know, in the first episode you go, bitch. No, you wouldn't even tell me. You just look at me and go, you're a fucking trader. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And how's your trading both of us traders? Because it's like, could you imagine me lying to you? Oh, you want me to lie to my best friend? Oh, what are you teaching America? That's really, I'm imagining me lying to you. Also, here's the other thing, Hannah. They take your phone for like two weeks. You can't watch TV. You can't have your life. I can't defend men on threads. I can't defend Anna. No, what am I going to jail? And also, you have to run. No. So this is my one problem with it. My gripe is that I don't understand why they have the physical activities because it reminds me of the challenge kind of, but like, yeah, I guess they're getting more money and it's like, this people already have money. Like, put it to charity or something. Yeah, I don't get the money part. I don't understand. And like, yeah, some people get shields and shit, but like, I don't really care about that. All I want to see is these bitches at the round table going at it for a full hour. That's what I want to see. Done. Like, no breaks, no food. No, I think that's like a type of producer. Last year, the real housewife of Atlanta. Fadre? Yes. Oh my God. That just was really freaking me out. I thought it was like having dementia. Is it I heard that she's like the best? No, they should, they should take the clips of her at the round table and play them at law school. Why was she good? She, well, she is a lawyer. So she, she is just, she was so, oh, she ate them all up. And she was a traitor. Like, she ate them all up. What's fucked up? Because people, they call about like, there's like double triple bluffing. We're like, first they're like, are they pretending to not be a traitor? Then it's like, are they pretending to not be a traitor? To be a traitor, to not be a traitor? Like, it's so many layers in mind, fuckery. I also, I feel like you'd be amazing at it if there wasn't physical stuff involved. I feel like I would nervous Giggle the whole time and people would be like, she's gotta go. Like if she gave those again enough. Fucking hate us at the round table because all we would do would be like, oh, we're good ones. What was that? Oh, it's funny. Oh, it's funny. If people take it so seriously, like people are cursing each other out and I'm like, they're not talking about you. There's, it's a game of if you're a traitor and people are like, fuck you and fuck this. I'm like, what are we? What are we fighting? Like, they're not saying you're evil. They're saying did Alan Cummings tab you on the shoulder or not? By the way, his outfits are spectacular because I kind of love that he doesn't even acknowledge it. Like he just walks in the room. He walks out. He should win an Emmy, literally just for his outfits. He's incredible. The traitor, the traitor, the traitor. Well, I love that you're watching. Yeah, but I'm starting to fast forward through the activities because I'm like, I just want to see them at the table. So it's, that's fun for me. That's fun for me. Or having some fun with that. Did you watch him and hers? Oh, of course. Should I watch it? Yeah, one of the best shows I've actually probably, one of the best shows I've watched in like three years, I would say. What? Well, in terms of like, it's one season, you're not getting another season. It's like a mini series. I do love a minute now. I love a bow at the end. I also love both those actors. Wait, I love the guy in that. He's like the guy from Wolf of Wall Street. He just like gives me like, Is he the one, the like Italian with the like strong nose? Yeah, you love that shit. I love that shit too. I love that shit. Yeah, I love that shit. Yeah, I love him. Construction shapes our communities. The buildings, roads and bridges we rely on every day. 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You know, playing the blasting music on a subway seems insane until you need to pick me up and Jal rule comes on. Honestly, that's the least weird thing that happened. I'm like, it's literally just adding some like, yeah, that's down there is weird. You can get weird down there. Wait, so you agree? Yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind. The subway is a, the subway is lawless. Like there's no rules on the subway. So like someone playing their music on speaker, it's not airport rules. It's not plain rules. So someone playing it on speaker at least of my worries because my head's on a swivel for way worse things, you know? By the way, I'm going rogue with what I'm watching because I'm watching reality TV and then I'm watching fallout. I don't even know what that is. Okay, so Des is one of these shows he just started and was like, you're not going to like it. So maybe he like kind of actually reversed mind fucked me. He was like, you want to like this? You want to like this? And I'm like, I dream maybe I will. Oh, see, when anyone ever says that to me, I'm like, okay. He did it though. He's like, he's like, he's like, like Walton Goggins in it. It's about an apocalypse and I love apocalyptic stuff because that's what I'm currently living in. Yeah, because I prepared for the future. No, it scares me. I want to be prepared for the future. Sorry. Also, like I'm just like not going to ever be that dust state. I'm oh, are you going to, would you try and live through an apocalypse? No. Yeah, me neither. Well, also because my husband, like he's having problems with his niece, so like he wouldn't be able to defend me. And like, I just, I don't know. I'm not, I'm taking myself out. Have at it. Good luck guys. Yeah. See you up there. But like, no, this, it's actually, it's based off a video game. So it's kind of like the last of us. Okay. And the action is really good. It's like kind of funny. And I honestly, if any girls are like apocalyptic stuff, I think it's, I'm into it. Okay, well that seems very Hannah coded, but we're happy for you. Also, we went into, I'm staying at this hotel and they told us that there is like, it's really old and beautiful, great history. And they're made up, they're made by not be ghosts. I immediately get excited. Ali gets upset. She's like, please don't tell me that. And I said, please tell us more. I love a roommate. And Ali is like literally getting nervous. And I look at her and I'm like, you're no fucking fun. All you have to do is like give the ghosts good energy and like, oh, have a good time. Like you're putting out bad vibes then they'll like, so then she's like, just like don't bring up that makes me really upset. So obviously like when I knocked in her door, I was like, oh! So, but like honestly, like life is so boring. I'd love a ghost. I'd love a ghost. Also, what are you gonna take me out? I dare you. Yeah. I hope you do. If that's how I go, that's iconic. See, okay, you know what's crazy? Is there's definitely ghosts in my apartment building because my apartment building is so old. Like someone has definitely died in my exact unit before. Someone told you that. No, they didn't, but. You heard or you felt that? Well, no, it's just so old. My building was built in like is a pre-war building. So it's like, someone's deaf. Who knows? No. Thank you so much for bringing that up. No one talks about that. Is it the war currently going on in my mind? War of 1812? Where do we get that here? No. In New York City, if you live here, for even a second, you will hear the phrase pre-war. It's pre-war. The war of saying that. Oh my God. I used to be like very anti-pre-war buildings because I'm like, ill, dirty, gross. It's old, yeah. Like vintage clothing. Now I'm like chic character. Yes. I don't want your new modern bullshit. I want something with a little gusto, something with a border. You know, something with a border. Yeah, I want to hear a little kid singing at night. Hey. I want her in a little like, I want her in a night gown that goes to the floor. I think that's your 30th bump. You're 20s, you're scared of ghosts, and you're 30s, you're like, I need some entertainment. I'm so sick of myself and everyone around me. I'd love some companionship. You know, just hold me at night. I do feel like it was I was warm. If we were to get a ghost, we would get like cool ghosts that are like... No, for sure. They'd be like, we've heard the gossip, and we want to tell you, this is like, I've never said this out loud. This is so weird, but have you ever been in a room alone and smelled a fart and you didn't fart? Yes, yes, yes. I've been out. Are you serious? Yes. I've never said this out loud. I thought it was just me being insane, like farting and not knowing, I farted. And it's not even my brand. Like I'm like, what the fuck? Do you think ghosts fart? Yes. Wait, I've heard that if there's a ghost or something, you'll feel like a really won't... Like you'll walk and it'll be like really warm air and you're like the key set on. Or really cold. Yes. And there have been times where I've been in my apartment where I've been like, what is that smell? And then I like, look at Kitty and she looks at me and I'm like, okay, well, it's gotta be one of us. Which brings me to my next point of why I love cats. They can see ghosts. And cats don't fart. They're girls. Don't fart. Like dogs will fart and like clear the room. Even if my cat did fart, I would blame it on someone else. Like butter doesn't. Cats don't fart. No, I've never heard that. They hold it in. Yeah, she would do it. She would do it in her privacy. She's like, put some respect on her name. She's coo-th. You know? Dogs are just out here like ripping ass. You're like eating and everyone's like, what is that in my mouth? And they look at you. They look at you like, what? And you're like, hello. You can like hear it. Like I've heard a dog fart. Like, diabolical. They like show off. Okay, one of like the biggest revelations of my life and I like think about this all the time and I don't know why is the one time I went dog sledding. I didn't know that. Don't even get me started. That was when I did that goddamn winter house. So they make me go dog sledding and one of the things that I didn't realize is when you're sitting in the sled and the dogs are running, they're also shitting the entire time. No, yeah. I literally kick up at you. Almost. I was like, what is this? And they're like, well, they're exerting so much energy. And I was like, so this is animal abuse. No, first of all, full and PETA's fuming. You're gonna get a call. Second of all, is it like your adrenaline goes and you have to like, you're gonna do a guy's phone and you have to poop? Honestly, yes. I'm like, so I have to like endure their shit because no, that's why I don't like that. Cats wouldn't do that. Cats would never do that. You want me to pull you on the sled? Okay. Since we're at the every pod, you know, we get to the customary poop part. I have to poop. I just have to say something which is diabolical, but I'm gonna say it because if people are made into this point, the episode, they get us. There's something that people don't talk about enough and it's this rare thing that happens, particularly to me, wherever you're down, then you go to dinner and you're like, not that hungry and you're like, dammit, I want to be hungry for this, but you're not that hungry, you don't know why. And then after every time I go out to dinner because I have anxiety. After the advertisers, I realize I'm gonna go to the bathroom. A mid-dinner poop feels like a puking rally when you're partying. Because you thought you were out. You thought that you were out and you come back a new woman and you're like, bring the fucking entre, it's round two motherfucker. I pooped in the middle of a sushi extravaganza. I was right there on the table. The way I was shoveling sushi does was like, where did you get this second wind? And I said, you don't even want to know what happened in the bathroom. But it's like you feel like you come back to life. It's pooping during dinner is underrated. Your commitment to shitting in public is truly, I didn't know you weren't supposed to. Don't put a toilet there if you don't want me to shitting it. Why is there a toilet there? Also, I don't like that men can shit and we can't shit. Actually a lot of men get, a lot of men don't shit in public. The first thing I do when I go to public places, I'm like, where can I poop? Yeah, no, you're like a dog where you have to pee on things. Like that's mine. That's mine. You're like, good facilities here. I'll take a shit. Strong flush. What a die of all. What a little episode. This has been so far. Oh God. Well, I want to thank Duncan for partnering with us for the episode. These refreshers are so, so good. No, we've gone on literally eight rounds. Which one did you get? Strawberry dragon fruit with a little sparkling water. Mango pineapple refresher with green tea, as you guys know I always do. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us. Yeah, I'm going to be in LA on Thursday. Come to the show in LA. Also San Francisco. Okay, also I have one housekeeping thing. I have a, my Amazon live, not this week. This week is a solo episode, but my one next week that I will be announcing is the one that I had to take a beta blocker for. Because everyone was like, was it for Morgan Stewart? And I was like, no, I forgot to love Morgan. Was it for Brooks? No, like we get so much fun. This one, I had, this is the one I had to take a beta blocker. I think I took a beta blocker when you told me about it. Yeah. Very exciting. Very exciting. We love you guys so much. And we'll get going with you on Friday. Bye. Here we go. Here we go. 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