Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Give Mama The Pole

64 min
Mar 26, 2026about 1 month ago
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Summary

Brooke and Connor discuss dreams, internet infrastructure, AI concerns, and personal life updates including attending the Hannah Montana 20th anniversary premiere. They also review TV shows like Jury Duty season 2 and Dead to Me, discuss upcoming tour dates, and explore topics ranging from submarine fiber optic cables to celebrity crushes.

Insights
  • Submarine fiber optic cables carrying 99% of international data are vulnerable infrastructure points despite being no thicker than a garden hose, raising security and resilience questions
  • AI systems may influence human behavior at a subconscious level through algorithmic curation, creating feedback loops that shape conversations and decisions
  • Autonomous vehicles like Waymo remove human emotional expression outlets, potentially creating psychological friction when drivers cannot provide feedback or express frustration
  • Third spaces for creative activities (DIY workshops, Build-a-Bear, journal-making) are increasingly valuable as people seek hands-on instruction and community over at-home digital alternatives
  • Scripted reality TV (Jury Duty season 2) loses authenticity when too many unrealistic scenarios are compressed into episodes, whereas organic slice-of-life content maintains viewer engagement
Trends
Growing consumer awareness of internet infrastructure vulnerabilities and physical dependency on undersea cable systemsIncreasing skepticism about AI integration in daily life, particularly autonomous vehicles and algorithmic content curationDemand for experiential, hands-on retail and educational experiences over digital-only alternativesShift toward analog communication methods (radio, journaling) as counterbalance to screen fatigueCelebrity culture analysis focusing on authenticity and behind-the-scenes dynamics rather than polished public personasRenewed interest in early 2000s nostalgia content (Hannah Montana, Webkinz references)Concerns about TSA workforce sustainability and potential airport privatization amid government shutdownsPremium airline seating innovations (lay-flat rows in economy) as response to chronic flight delays
Topics
Submarine Fiber Optic Cable InfrastructureAI Consciousness and Subconscious InfluenceAutonomous Vehicle User ExperienceThird Space Retail ExperiencesReality TV AuthenticityInternet Security VulnerabilitiesTSA Workforce and Airport PrivatizationPremium Airline SeatingRadio Talk Shows and PodcastingCelebrity Authenticity and Public PerceptionDream Interpretation and PsychologyJournaling and Mental HealthStreaming Television QualityNostalgia MarketingWaymo Autonomous Vehicles
Companies
Bilt
Loyalty program for renters that rewards rent payments with points redeemable for flights, hotels, and other purchases
1-800-Flowers
Florist service offering Mother's Day bouquets with same-day delivery and freshness guarantees
Rakuten
Cash back rewards platform offering savings across 22,000+ retailers including Target, Sephora, and Expedia
Nutraful
Dermatologist-recommended hair growth supplement brand with formulas tailored to different life stages
LinkedIn
Professional networking platform offering advertising with highest return on ad spend among major ad networks
Waymo
Autonomous vehicle service that cut off the host while driving, prompting discussion about AI feedback mechanisms
Spectrum
Internet service provider mentioned in context of submarine cable infrastructure and customer service frustrations
GoPuff
Delivery service mentioned as Bilt rewards redemption option for home and delivery services
Build-A-Bear Workshop
Experiential retail destination discussed as example of third-space creative activities
JetBlue
Airline offering Mint premium seating with lay-flat pods and amenity kits praised by host
United Airlines
Airline introducing lay-flat rows in economy class as response to chronic flight delays
Netflix
Streaming platform hosting Jury Duty season 2 and Euphoria series discussed by hosts
Urban Outfitters
Retail chain mentioned as example of strict employee culture and corporate pricing inflexibility
Dyson
Air purification company advertising Hushjet Purify product at episode end
People
Miley Cyrus
Hosted Hannah Montana 20th anniversary special; discussed for authenticity and humor with audience
Selena Gomez
Appeared as guest at Hannah Montana 20th anniversary premiere special
Alex Cooper
Mentioned in context of Miley Cyrus's comments about hosting Hannah Montana special
Chappell Roan
Appeared at Hannah Montana premiere; received minimal audience response despite meaningful tribute to Miley
David Archuleta
Greeted host at Hannah Montana premiere; described as close personal friend
Taylor Swift
Appeared in Hannah Montana movie; discussed for comedic performance and crush references
James Marsden
Stars in Jury Duty season 2; praised for comedic performance and character depth
Steve Carell
Stars in Rooster Teeth show; discussed for acting quality and compared to Michael Scott character
Zendaya
Featured in Euphoria season 3 promotional poster discussed for photoshopped appearance
Jason Bateman
Stars in Dead to Me (DTF St. Louis); discussed for slimy character portrayal
David Harbour
Stars in Dead to Me; described as big horny doofus character type
Linda Cardellini
Stars in Dead to Me alongside Jason Bateman
Ella Langley
Discussed for new song 'Back to Life' and cozy country music style
Tim Dillon
Referenced in context of cable landing station vulnerability discussion
Quotes
"Give mama the pole. Hand the pole to mama now. Mama's turn with the pole."
ConnorMid-episode
"It's 2026 and if you're still paying rent without Bilt, it's time for a change."
Sponsor readEarly episode
"You walked so I could run. You worked so hard to make sure that women in the space wouldn't be attacked on red carpets."
Chappell RoanHannah Montana premiere discussion
"Submarine fiber optic cables no thicker than a garden hose carry over 99% of international data across the ocean floor."
BrookeInternet infrastructure segment
"I think it goes so much deeper that what I'm looking at on my phone is actually influencing my subconscious to what I end up talking about."
ConnorAI discussion
Full Transcript
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That's J-O-I-N-B-I-L-T dot com slash bnc. Make sure you use our URL so they know that we sent you. Thank you. I'm pretty spooked right now because I had a weird dream that my mom was like, like, she was like housing a spirit and she was like very sly and manipulative and she was visibly trying to like take me and my family and do something various with us. Possess, yes. The word that I couldn't find to possess, the word is possess. And it was really unsettling. Totally. I've been having weird dreams about my family too. But I wake up to a text from my mom that's like, hi, I haven't seen you in a while. We should plan a trip or maybe, like, I don't like all this really like weird, almost like AI scripted text. Yeah, like the demon had a phone. Yeah. North posted this. Yeah, I didn't even realize. So now I'm kind of like doubly freaked out that now we're saying into the realities that we're not a part of. Yeah, I've been thinking about keeping a dream journal because my dreams have been so weird. And like, obviously I needed another journal on top of the 18 I'm already keeping up with. I think dream journal could be necessary. Yeah. I like feels like. I mean, yeah, it's already ordered. Yeah. When I said I'm thinking about getting one, the orders place, baby. Okay. Yeah. It's another hope in each year. Just the lined notebook for now. When someone tells you about their dream, do you care at all? Like when I just started to tell you where you're just like, oh my God, I'm thinking about my journals. Mm-hmm. I would say you've had a few dreams that have made me laugh, but typically I only care about someone else's dream if I'm in it, which is just like, or it's like really funny. But like I'm happy to. People cared about my turtles dream when I told them that's turtles. Or one that you can analyze. Yeah. But no, I mean, I always care. It's just like some are definitely more interesting than others. I like when people are like, oh, you had a dream that your hair is falling out, your teeth are falling out. That's anxiety. And I'm like, I had a dream that my mom was trying to kill my family and they're like, I don't know what that could be. Well, here's the thing, Connor, someone will let us know. I know. But like, why does like my hair falling out in my dream mean I'm pregnant, but my mom murdering my family means nothing to anybody. You guys don't bat an eye. It will. And she physically texted me like, why does my dream making me not trust my mom? Like dreams are really something to me. They're powerful. Yeah, they are. There's so many people that are like, I had a dream about someone I've met. I hadn't seen in like 10 years and then I saw them the next day at Disney World. Yeah. Weird. Weird. We can leave it there. You know how we're always talking about how our phones are probably reading our minds? They are. There's a darker reality that I just figured out. What? I don't think like our microphone, you know, how we're always like, okay, like we're looking for answers. So we like kind of like plant seeds for our mic. Yeah. And we never get those ads when I'm like, oh, I want to bubble up cheap flights to Bermuda, cheap flights to Bermuda and never picks up on that. I think it goes so much deeper that what I'm looking at on my phone is actually influencing my subconscious to what I end up talking about. It's a cycle. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's going, I think they reverse engineered. Interesting. Yeah. That reminds me of something that I wanted to tell you. That's, I'm right here. Do you know anything about the internet and like where it comes from? Can I guess? Yeah. You're never going to get this. You're never going to get this. No, I might. It's a series of channels. That might be. But like what is the source of the channels? What is the source of the internet? Yeah. It's a physical thing. Is it like a tree of life situation? Simular. Simulator. There is a, an origin that is a physical thing. It has to be like, if I'm being realistic, I want to have fun with this. You know, you know, I want to have fun with this. Like so badly my hair down, neutral, full style and like have fun longer, thicker, stronger. Yes. But that, that, that, it won't kill me. Okay. But it has to be a data center in the Antarctic. So close. Really? Kinda. Is it underwater? Connor. What? Yeah. No, it's like this. There is a, an Atlantic cable running the length of the ocean. I think the Atlantic that it just is the internet. It's at the bottom of the ocean floor. That's where our internet is. It's a cable. What is it doing down there? That's just the internet. Okay. But I can't get service upstairs in my house, but like it's on the ocean floor. Lift it up. I don't get, I don't get it at all. And obviously this has to be the truth because I saw it on TikTok. I would like to double check. Okay. I would like a second opinion. Completely believe you don't fully need to double check. If we're at lunch and I didn't feel like opening my phone to access the bottom of the ocean, I would just move forward. But we're here. Yeah. Might as well. Check this out. Submarine fiber optic cables. That was the word I was looking for when I met, when I said series of channels, I met fiber optic cables. Yes. I promise you I did mean that. Listen, I knew what you meant. Okay. I didn't mean that. Often no thicker than a garden hose are the backbone of the internet. The backbone of the internet. Well, thank you fiber optic cables for carrying the whole team on your back. Literally. Listen to this. Carrying over 99% of international data across the ocean floor, these cables connect continents, span over 1.5 million kilometers in total and transmit massive amounts of data at the nearly the speed of light. Like, hi. Like I'm on my phone right now or just not now, but every other second of the day, thanks to this cable on the bottom of the ocean floor, which I never knew about. How? And it's no thicker than a garden hose. No thicker than a garden hose. Hey, is that not crazy? No, it is crazy. Is that, is there only one? There's only one hose. It definitely spans continents. But is there several? It's a good question. I mean, like, sorry. There's, oh, there's over 570 in-service submarine cable systems worldwide with an additional 81 planned. But I was watching this tech talk about when they planted the first one. They were just literally like, put like planting a cable on the bottom of the ocean floor and then we had internet. I'm sure they're a little bit more went into it. But whoa. No, but whoa. Anyway, I thought you should know. No, thank you. That it looks like the thing you plug into your wall when you're setting up spectrum. It is completely the thing that you put in your wall. Just think about it in the ocean. It is completely insane that because they put a garden hose at the bottom of the ocean, I have to spend three hours on the phone with spectrum customer service. Like, I wise that's so hard, but it was pretty, it seems to be pretty easy that they did this win, 1858. Also, my understanding is that like technology can't get wet. Oh. So like, why is our like biggest source in the water? Completely vulnerable. I guess it's because it's encased in like more of a hose material. But what does it plug into? I, yeah, I feel like that's like, yeah, I don't know. We are. This is what, like we need to have like a hand green onset at all times. You know, because it's like, what are you plugging into? What are you plugging? Like where does the hose go? I don't know. Oh my gosh. This is amazing. I've never heard of this. Plug into the specialized coastal facility called cable landing stations. We've gotten that. Now we've gotten, we've, we've gotten away from our, I really just was fascinated by the hose piece. I know. And then it's like too difficult to start to think about thinking about. Buried under the beach. It's kind of dangling there. Just in the Atlanta. So you're telling me if I dug for a sand castle, I could hit the cable? Like everyone's thinking about digging to China. Like, hi, let's try digging to the cable landing station. For once. I agree. So anyway, I just wanted to let you know. It's really nice out. Like not to just go there already. This is where my mind's been the past week, but like when we think about our future. I don't want to. I don't either. You think I do? Does this not leave us a bit vulnerable for several things to happen to us negatively if our, if our entire kind of like network and livelihood is, is, is in a, and is in the size of a hose? Well, at least there's 570 plus. There's also 570 plus like people that I could think of. Maybe if we sat here for long enough, I can think that and I'm like everyone gets a hose. I also don't think it's like easy to access, you know, I don't think just anyone could act like access the ocean floor. No, but they could access the beach. I don't know. About the landing station. The landing station seems a bit vulnerable. We just, we just Googled it. Via the cable. We don't, we just like, we don't know enough about the cables to know if like, does just anyone know where they are? That's a good question too. Like this is something that I don't get. But the thing is with enough charisma, I feel like we could find out. I feel like if we, if we, if we kind of like wind and dine someone that knew where the landing station was, like they would let us know where the cable is. But like, I don't think that they would let us, like there's no way that you could get all 570. People have collected 570 of many things across the world. Anyway. Tim Dillon would have a heyday with this conversation. Oh, well, hopefully. Tim, tap in. No, all good. On that. Hey, oh wait, I have a, I have, here I have a bone to pick with the landing station and like, if I were off the cables, I got cut off by a Waymo on the way here. Really? And I feel like this is something that like we would share frustration is in. From my experience, they're like really not aggressive. It, I think it got to a point where it also needed to exit at the specific exit that we were at, and it cut me right off. But I'm in a Nissan since for this, this week. So I'm, I'm blasting my music. I'm having a great time. I'm listening to the new Ella Langley song. Choose in Texas? No. Oh my God. There's a new one. There's a new one and. Let me calm down. It's very good. Is it Choose in Texas? No, it's back to life. Back to life again. Book it is. She's gorgeous. It is. She's about, she's about six or seven years younger than both of us. Don't tell me that. I wish she was in her 40s. So many people are younger than us. But she's just simply not. It is such a fabulous song. I'm such a huge Ella Langley fan. I do. I know one song. She's like really pure. She's like if country music was like a, a, a, a, a, oh my God. Let me find my words before I start doing that. Like warm glass of milk if I was into that. I'm not, but like a warm drink. She's cozy country. Yeah. She's cozy country. I really love, I want to listen to this in the bonus because I really love Choose in Texas, which is the one song I know. You are going to cream your jorts. It is such a good song. Oh, I bet. So I'm, I'm, I'm pretty relaxed. I'm in a good mood. Coming here. I'm about to exit and then the way I'm going to cut me off. I'm like not necessarily road ragey. But the fact that I didn't have the option to provide feedback to someone, even just Thumbs down. Yeah. It made me more mad. So like when we talk about AI and things like taking your jobs, let, let, let it know that it's also taking very base level human experiences away from you too and express, expressions of emotions. I had to just bottle that. So later on when I get really mad at a gate agent at the airport, like I blame it on Waymo. It's really not my fault. Taking away some of that human experience. Yeah. I've had some really powerful statements about AI that have like kind of influenced me genuinely. I'm like very, very scared and upset by AI recently. Yeah. I got that. Yeah. And I feel like there's a lot of other things happening that have now like shifted my focus. I do want to say just suggestion from Waymo. Like if you can provide a how am I doing number on the back so that I can cut that one of your customer service employees, like on behalf of the car driving, not their fault at all, obviously, but I need an outlet. Yeah. Would be nice. Or maybe you guys love technology. Put a hologram up there. I'll flick off the hologram. I hate to say it, but like this is where journaling comes in handy. I can't journal. Period. Like on the move. Oh, you're saying you were going to call customer service like in that moment? Hey Siri, call customer, call 818- Okay. 747-3363. Hi. What the fuck was that all about? You can text a voice journal in your notes app. Yeah. That might be a good move. Anyways, yeah. So the AI thing has been scaring me. You know what they had at the airport? What? A build a bear vending machine and the bears just come out through that hole. And there's no building involved? No. AI is not only taking your jobs and taking your human experience, they're taking away. I don't think that's AI. That's just a machine. I have trouble with- Distinguishing? Me too. Because sometimes I'll like share something and someone's like your horrible person. This is AI. And it's like, I truly didn't know. Yeah. There it is. That disturbed me to my actual physical core. That looks like, that's like if I looked in the zoo and there was a sea otter vaping. Yeah. That felt the same to me. That's just not build a bear. That's just bear. Who's building the bear? That's just a bear. That's just a bear vending machine. Yeah, that's just a bear. Oh my God. I wish I had saved my build a bears. We should go to build a bear. I would- Ruff and Potter build a bear. Like nothing would make me happier and I wish, I guess, like there should be more places where you can make your own stuff. Like the Louise Carmen journal making. Like just like I want to be making my own stuff. Even if it's like clothes. Like I want to go to a place where like, sure maybe there's just like a blank t-shirt, but let me decide what I want to put on it. Brook yearns for the sweatshop. No, it's not, it's not quite that I'm yearning for the sweatshop. It's that I'm yearning to have more creative outlets while spending money, which is something I also like to do. Also third spaces that gives you a third space. Like you don't necessarily want to order the DIY kit and sit at home and do it. You want to go to a physical brick and mortar place, have someone instruct you how to do it, have the community of people around you. Build a bear. Key piece about that. Show me what to do. I told you when I went to build my own journal the other day and it was a scan the QR code to watch a video on how to build it. I can't fault, that's not the type of instruction that my brain can process. I need hand over hand. Hands on. I want- I want an expert in the field physically there. I want an expert in the field. Do not give me a YouTube video. That's something I can do at home. I want your words in my ears and your hands on my hands. Take the ropes and show mama. Don't give mama the fish. Teacher how to fish. Yeah. Give her the pull. Yeah. Give mama the pull. Give mama the pull. Hand the pull to mama now. Mama's turn with the pull. So anyway, completely aligned with you. I'm glad. I'm feeling aligned with you today. Oh awesome. Yeah. I love when that happens. No, it's awesome. Oh it's awesome. And we have been spending time together. We went to the Hand Montana 20th anniversary. We did. Much to unpack. I mean, I just have two things to unpack. Oh yeah, I was thinking I don't have too many. Whatever the two you have. I have a carry on here. One, watch this film. I was taken aback only because I'm watching this and Miley Cyrus is sitting- We go to the premiere. Miley Cyrus is sitting there with us. And it's loud. Because of how funny she was. She could have been a comedy special. Oh riot. They should have called it the Hand Montana Comedy Special. It was so funny. She is so funny. She's amazing. She is so real. So that was great. I think the opening I do want to touch on just like her coming out and she talks. She says like I have nothing planned. The end of her intro to the thing was so abrupt for where we were. And I don't think it was intentional. And I know like a lot of press outlets are like Miley Cyrus shades Alex Cooper. It basically like she came out and she's saying like Alex was a bigger fan. There's no one I trust more with hosting this show. And I was so excited to give it to you guys. And then she's like- And Alex got a little bit of money and she moved right next to me. And I knew she knew where I lived because she interviewed me five years before at my house. So that's pretty creepy. And I think it was just like if you know Miley Cyrus at all she's just straightforward. That is her love language. There's no depth. Is it picking on people lovingly. Yeah. I don't think it landed with the audience of people trying to clock it. But- No people are like twisting her intentions. Yeah. Like that's just like because I know her so well. Me too. I felt like that. After everything. Yeah. That is how she likes like poking fun at people. And it- It landed with us. We were laughing. Yeah. It- When you were in the room like the two of us were and you're that close with Miley. Yeah. You know what she's saying. Yeah. And these media outlets they weren't there. You know. And they don't get- It's all hearsay. They don't get her. They don't get her like we do. And- No. It's all fun and games. Hey guys we want to thank a sponsor of today's episode of 1-800-Flowers. Oh my gosh. Think about the mom and the moms in your life. Mother's Day is around the corner. I've just found out it's May 9th or 10th. It's coming up though. Think about what they've done for you. These mother figures in your life. When I think about my mom and I think about how Mother's Day is coming up. I always like to think how like when I want to call someone I know that she's always there to talk for one and a half hours if that's what I need. And on a walk we can talk. We can talk. We can ramble. 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And I'm like, Michelle Obama, I'm like, who could it be? Chapel Roan comes out. Complete crickets in the cr- Like not even a cricket made noise. Everyone went, ooh. And it was just quiet. Like everyone else got a clap because everyone was in the room, all these people were in the room. Nothing for Chapel. And then I think, I think if Dave Chappelle was announced as the next person on the special, like people would have clapped. Nothing, nothing for Chapel Roan. She's not going through, she's not going through a good time right now. No. And more is coming out on that too, which we can, but basically Chapel's thing when she came in was like, I just want to thank you. I grew up watching you. All these things, Miley's obviously just like, oh, I'm so thankful that you're here. So sweet. And Chapel's like, you walked so I could run. You worked so hard to make sure that women in the space wouldn't be attacked on red carpets. And now I don't have to go through that. And everyone was, someone goes, in the room. And then everyone starts laughing. And I was just like, I'm sinking in my seat. I'm looking at you. You're like doing the same thing. But it was just like, oh, what? What? You know what got me more about that than her saying, like, no, I don't have to worry. If someone told me that I walked so they could run. I want to quickly touch on that too. Miley said, I would say, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. I was sprinting. I wouldn't say I walked. No. Like that, to me, I would have taken that as an insult. I would say Miley said I was ran so Chapel could kind of just like walk around. Kind of and enjoy the time. I would have told Miley you sprinted so I could crawl. For 20 years. So obviously, like, it's a common expression. I don't mean to be hard on her. She meant it as a compliment, of course. Truly, it should be ran so I could walk. Made it easier for me. Yeah. I would have been like, ah, ee. Miley's not like that. No. Miley's great. No, not Miley. But it's just an interesting expression. Less about Chapel and more about the expression itself. Like, I don't think it lands. I used it yesterday. In the exact same way. And I said walk so I could ran so I could walk. And I was like, oh, that's not right. I think it's inherently putting down the person you're saying walked. Yeah. Wow. Because you're like, you walked. Because it implies that the person who ran is like a bigger, you know. I think it implies that like you walked so I could run like you like planted the seed so that I could really take off. It's like. Do we have it opposite? Because now it like doesn't make any sense that anyone would ever say that. No, that's what I'm saying. Like I think it doesn't make sense. Like I think it should be something else. Unless you mean it like that. Like sometimes it makes sense. Like it'll be like. You did these little things so I could do these massive things. Usually when I say you walked, when I say this person walked so this person could run. Run. And I wish I had a good example. The person that walked just didn't really take off enough. But the person who ran did. You know. Yeah. Yeah. Because it implies like this person. Walked is like inherently like lesser than run. I'm having a hard time with my tenses. I know. I know. You know what I'm saying. I mean, it's difficult, but I hope you all can understand what I'm saying. I just think we need a new expression. Yeah. Can you give me a second to think of an example? Yeah. Maybe like Neo pets walked so that Webkins could run. Like we started getting interested with Neo pets, but then things really blew up with Webkins. Yeah. You know, it implies that the second thing, the latter is the one that really took off. Aligned. Who cares, who gives a fuck. Who cares though? Okay. That's it. And then I watched the Hannah Montana movie last night. Because I was in the mood. Why are you laughing? I am saying my favorite part. You'll watch the show. You'll get it if you watch the show. Skip 30 seconds if you care to not hear it. Favorite part in the whole film. Taylor Swift. The Hannah Montana movie when she says we were looking for someone who, and I'm just going to be frank here, would perform in a barn. I was like, oh shit. That makes so much more sense. I thought she said bar. Barn. That makes so much more sense. I mean, it was the funniest. I don't. And then it was Taylor Swift. She was like quite frankly at the time that was Taylor Swift. It was just so funny. Just she's so funny. She's so funny. She was talking as a, just like frankly, like as a 12 year old just being like, I dated Dylan Sprouse and I was like, bring Cole. I loved the way she was talking about having a crush on everyone. Because like that is what it, she was 12. She was like 11. Like that's all you're thinking about. I'm not going to go through all the things she said that were so funny. Was non-stop without her crushes, which I loved. That like love triangle she had as Hannah Montana. And it was that Jake and I don't know the other one. Jesse. Jesse and Jake was there. Jake Ryan. Jake Ryan was there. Jake Ryan was there. He stepped right in front of us and I kept pointing. I was like, he's like tiny and Burnett. So kind of like un-clockable. But he had a bodyguard. No, he didn't. Yes. No, he was wondering how to alone all night. No, his bodyguard was nearby. Oh, I didn't see the bodyguard. I'm glad you didn't. That means he was on his duty. But that's fun. That was so fun. I'm so glad we did that. Me too. I freaking love Hannah. My shirt. So I wore a shirt there. I loved your shirt. My shirt was great, but it photographed as if I was pregnant. And it was the structural integrity of the shirt itself because it was cropped. And it had a very stiff, stiff life about it. And did you see? I loved, I loved everything about your shirt. Did you see it? It was cropped. Yeah. Anyways, it made me look, I mean, you can kind of zoom there if you want to. I did look super, super second try. Oh my God, I was sobbing about my hair. Can you, are you able to zoom? No, it looks great. No, I look like, I'm housing like, I'm about to pop, but in my upper abdomen. I look really good there. Yeah. Anyways, it was the shirt. But that was really fun. I haven't gone to something like that in a long time. It was really fun. And I loved the people watching. Oh my God. Like I had one of those moments that I was just like, if little Brooke, if I could tell her, because someone from across the room was like, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke. I mean, that's like my close personal friend, David Archuleta. Yeah, I saw you get soft by him. So I'm just so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I get soft by him. So I'm just like, that's my brother. And if I could tell little Brooke that your brother's reaching out to you at the Hannah Montana premiere, come on, man. Come on, man. It's those things to me that are just like, come on, man. Come on, man. What are you talking about? Anyway, I'm maybe happy. To look back, wait, it seems like nothing changed. Day to day, it seems like nothing changes, but look back, nothing's the same. No, even like a, it could feel like nothing changes in a year, but like if I tell my year ago self, like everything that's happened, it's sold a good amount. Sure. That's why it's important to journal. Yes. I'm about to fill up my first. Are you close to the mic? And I'm so sorry. No, not at all. I'm just double checking. No, thanks for checking. I wasn't even remotely close to it. No worries. I don't care at all. I'm going through something like really, really shitty. What? The watch is going to be like my sour cream didn't come in like. No, so much, so much. It's worse. Oh my God. Tell me. I have a new celebrity crush. Kind of. Let me think. No, I don't want you to. Here's the bad part. You know them? It's not even a new, no, it's not a new celebrity crush. It's always been like someone I've been interested in, but it's flared recently. And I can't talk about it because it is someone that we're like, we have probably been in a room with, we'll be in a room with. We'll be in a room with way too close to us. And it just always feels like when this happens, because it's happened before, it feels like I have to throw up and I can't get it out when I can't talk about my celebrity crush. That's not like you. You're telling me I can't post about this person 15 times a day. I feel like I'm going to throw up and it's not coming. It's like in my throat. Can you give me a hint? I mean, I'll tell you later, but it's just like, it sucks because I'm consuming so much content of this person. Oh, I know who it is. No, you don't. No. It's just so, so hard for me. But hey, man, that's what journals are for. Am I right, brother? But just now it's like, this has happened before and it'll happen again. And I hate it. It feels, it feels inauthentic and it makes me feel nauseous. Just now I'm like exploding. Sorry. It's all right. I wish I had something happening in my personal life at all, but it's just not nothing's happening at all. All my stuff is like related to the headlines. Like I'm just being affected by the news. Yeah. I've been kind of depressed. I don't know why. Just like my house is really dirty and it's like, it overwhelms me to even like think about picking something up. Totally. I get that. My landlord, I don't know if I told this last week, but like I'm, I'm obviously going to move. Love my apartment, but I just, it's not right for me. And my landlord goes, hey, what have you said? Did I tell you this? Yeah. I said, I'm not going to stay. Like you're raising the rent. She goes, what if we don't raise the rent? I said, I'm like, it's just wrong for me. And she goes, okay, then we'll be over. We'll be over to do a walkthrough on Sunday. And I was like, I'm out of town till Wednesday and my place has been, I came into unpacked, packed, came, there's suitcase. And she goes, we're doing it Sunday. I go, enjoy the space. Yeah. Not your fault. She goes in, she does walkthrough. I get a text from her long. I'm assuming it's going to be like, how are you living like this? She asks me, what can we do to make the unit better so that you stay? What's going on? I don't know. Something like I'm getting love bombs by my landlord. Yeah. I don't know. And I haven't, also your apartment is incredible. It's not like someone else is not going to want that pretty immediately. Yeah. Well, I think that I, I think that I got sucker punched to be honest, like when I signed the lease. Like she, because I was, I was desperate. What do you mean sucker punched? Like it's too expensive. Yeah, probably. Like you're paying. Yeah. So I'm going to be like, you could lower the rent. I don't know what else they could do. You can't make it. If she lowered it by like a lot, would you say? Yeah. Tell her, give her a number and then she won't meet it. And that's that end of conversation. It's crazy that almost everything in the world is negotiable. I wouldn't say that. What is not? Like you can't just go to like urban outfitters and be like, I will do 10. I'll give you 10. I promise you. There's no, you can't do that at like a corporation. You think the, you think the 16 year old cashiers at urban outfitters wouldn't take a little bribe for you to shoplift? They're shoplifting. I believe that they are really strict there. Like that's the type of place where like you, those people are like taking their job very seriously. Yes. No, they're not. I disagree. No, I really think that you can get, you can get, I got, I'm trying to think of something else I negotiated. I just love saying I'll walk. I'll walk. I love when like, I would love to watch you do that. I'll walk and then I'm sure the person's just like, okay, bye. I just, I think in some sense of the word, everything is negotiable. Everything is negotiable. Okay. I disagree. Give me another example. Your bill, the hospital. I'll walk. And it's like, okay, we'll send you the bill. That's a perfect example. Healthcare is negotiable. There's so many bills I haven't paid from the doctor. But that's not negotiable. That's just you committing negligence. No, it's not because they keep giving me $28 discounts month over month. Please pay this. And I'm like, no, I'll walk. Listen, like I guess the only example of all walk that wouldn't work is if you're in the hospital because you broke your legs. I am like in alignment with you that like, I'm also not paying those, but it's not, it doesn't feel like a negotiation. Well, someone, the price is getting changed. The rent is too damn high. I don't know, man. The buses are nasty. You thought we wasn't going to steal a bus? Wow, I just did three of those in a row. That was pretty good. I didn't recognize any of them. I know. I've been online recently. I am so proud of myself. And this is so sad to even say, but I'm so proud of the amount of TV I've been able to watch recently. Really great. Just because it means my attention span is coming back a little bit. Because you know, I couldn't do something anything longer than this thing. You know what's negotiable? Your attention span. Okay, sure. I watched Rooster. Yeah. What'd you think? I mean, I just love Steve more than life itself. Me too. He's looking good. He, listen, looks are the least important. My mic is limp. It's slipping away from me. His looks are the least important thing about him. Yeah. Looks freaking incredible. Do you agree what I said about it being like kind of a hybrid character? About like him being a little serious, but a little bit kind of Michael Scott? Yes. Because there's a, like a sadness there that I didn't, that Michael didn't have. Michael was more delusion. And this character is more like, oh, he's a little bit like broken. I would say that looking deeper, Michael Scott did make me more upset on a deep, deep, I'm depressed level just because of the delusion. But like you could tell it was like, oh my gosh, 40 year old virgin IRL type beat. No, Michael, I think Michael was not a four year old virgin. Well, when you like, I don't know that something made me very, very deeply upset about Michael Scott. Yeah, of course. But like it's a, it's a different upset. It's like, it's hard to explain almost, isn't it? It was like, it was like, I want you to continue living in this delusion, but the world doesn't say for you Michael Scott. Like I wouldn't want someone normal to go over to, oh my God, he's been in every movie that is a perfect example, like a dinner for schmucks. I wouldn't want Michael Scott to go to the dinner for schmucks. Yes. No, Michael Scott is like a little bit like clueless, whereas this guy is like more like intentionally sad. I wonder if Steve Carell could ever get into this studio. He's promoting this show. We've been promoting it for free. There's no Connor. I love you and I love this podcast. We can't get Steve Carell. I'm going to put, I'm going to put it out there. Steve Carell is coming on the podcast. You just go on podcast. He went on Amy Poehler's podcast because that's Amy Poehler. We are almost there. No, baby. You're like doing Michael Scott delusion. We're almost there. Come on out. But I mean, I just, I would watch anything Steve is in. I'm not a thousand percent convinced with this show yet, but Steve's just incredible and I would watch anything. Courtney's in it. Our friend. I just saw that. No. I know that's insane. I actually didn't know that, but it was still when I saw her, I was like, whoa. When I promoted the show, I didn't know that. I was really like, whoa. I know. She's a big one. She's so good. She looks so good in that. Other TV. Do you realize euphoria comes out April 12th? And no one cares. Why? Well, they released the poster and it fully looked like one battle after another. I was like, oh, this is like a joke and it was pop base. I didn't even see that. It's really funny. It's like desert themed and it's like Zendaya at the top and then like Jacob already on the side. Like, yeah, like, look at this. It doesn't, that's not euphoria. Oh, that's not euphoria. It's too light. Oh my God. Cassie, I can't. Not. Why is that so? Right. You know what it feels like? None of these people filmed at the same time type vibe. Yeah, they know they're all, yeah. Totally agreed. They're all photoshopped in there from a different timeline. Right. And I like, you know what I want to do? What? I want to start season one again. This is what I did when season two came out. I want to watch season one. May God have mercy at the top. This is not a movie. It's not done. No, look, Jesus saves. There's going to be something really religious about it because also you got to have faith as the caption. So I'm tensing the scene. Did they graduate high school? I'm really not following. Yeah. This is a, there's a big time jump. There's a time jump. Okay. I think what I liked about it was that they're all in this like little town. I'm sure they're all still there. They're in the desert and. Where the hell did they live? It's impossible to say. I would say like small town USA. Okay. But it didn't seem desert vibe. So I don't know how they all ended up in like Arizona. This is the last season confirmed, right? 100%. There's no way they could keep going. East Highland, California. Oh, and it definitely was giving California. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to the sponsor of today's episode, Nutraful. Good hair days do more than we give them credit for. When your hair feels healthy, you show up differently. 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Cut the ball spend, see revenue, not just reach. LinkedIn delivers the highest return on ad spend of major ad networks. Advertise on LinkedIn, spend £200 on your first campaign and get a £200 credit. Go to LinkedIn.com.com. Terms and conditions apply. Can I tell you what else I've watched? Yeah. Jury duty season two. I didn't know it was out. Jury duty season two. That's a really good question. What? It's a good question. You don't know if it's out and you watch it? No, you said, is it good? I said, is it out? No, you said, is it good? Oh, wait, no, is it good? Is it cake? I don't know. And here's what I'll say about it. First of all, it is insane that they managed to find somebody else who is the same exact level of good as Ronald was. Is it a girl or a boy? Anthony. I don't know how they found someone else that is just so pure of heart. But whoever is casting the heroes hats off to the chef. We've got another Ronald on our hands. One of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. This season is, it takes place at a company retreat. So he's hired as a temp, as someone's assistant, and then he comes on the company retreat. And then the guy who's assistant he is has to leave pretty immediately. So he's pretty much in charge of this company retreat at a company that he started out like one day ago. That's so brilliant. But it is so much more scripted than jury duty season one was. Jury duty season one was very much like slice of life at the beginning and it didn't start to get ridiculous until like episode four when they were like James Marsden taking this massive shit. And the Noah and Jeanne you're soaking and like all this crazy stuff started happening. Like episode four. They are throwing him into the deep end right off the bat episode one and they're having like multiple insane things happen each episode. And it's it's almost like too much. It's like so unrealistic. Like I would be like I'm on a TV show within five seconds. Really? And they're also just like they're just trying to create the office. It is very much like the office. They're doing like so many scenes that like Michael Scott himself like was actually in like verbatim pretty much. So am I laughing a lot? Yes. But it's like too ridiculous. Yeah. Like jury duty season one was like believable. And then but this one it's like I would clock being on a show pretty immediately. But it's I'm still obviously entertained. But I've rewatched season one. I'm really drawn to the guy in the hat here on the left. So he is the boss who had to leave immediately. Oh that sucks. After doing something that Michael Scott did. And that's what I'll say about that. Okay. He was kicked out or? He know he he left he vacated on his own free will due to public embarrassment that he inflicted upon himself. But moral of the stories that I went back and watched season one. That's the best thing I've ever seen in my life. It's a really brilliant concept. I would recommend going back and watching that. It was even better the second time. Does this feel like Nathan for you because it's so. No because Nathan for you. Wasn't scripted. Any part of it really. Oh that's true. This feels really like they scripted a million insane things and they're doing them all. I see. But I would go back and watch season one if anyone's listening because it's so brilliant. James Marson. He's so good. I that man needs to do more comedy. His character and jury duty is one of the greatest characters of all time. He's so good. He's so good. Remember him rehearsing for Lone Pine the entire time. Yes. Incredible. He's so good. He's so good. I have nothing else to say. Besides he's so good. Me neither really. What else is there to say. About James. Besides he's freaking. Cast. Cast James Marson. I watched by him at the Grove last month. Very early. We were the only really the only two people in the world in that moment. And it was awesome. The Grove would be a great place to be whenever everyone else dies. It was literally like before people are awake. Yeah. It was me and James against the world. He was like looking at like anywhere but at me. I was eyes like laser beamed. He was looking at the sky. To his right. Appreciate it man. Totally. I would do the same thing if I was James. Not doing eye contact right now. I started watching TV on the treadmill when I had run on treadmill. It's so awesome to do. Which like made me feel kind of sad because it was like really I used to listen to music but now like the easiest way to pass the time is like just more screen time. But they used to be like no screen time vibes. But it's so easy to run when you're watching TV. I started watching DTF St. Louis with Jason Bateman. And who's the who's who's Velma OG Velma from Scooby Doo. Lindsay something. Linda. Linda. Cardellini. Linda Cardellini. And David Harbour. He's so cancelled. And I didn't know. Pedro Pascal I have not I have not been introduced yet. Richard Jenkins I have. Joy I have. It seems really good. It's good like mystery vibes if anyone likes mystery murder vibes but also like with like there's a comedy and sex. Ooh that sounds really good. It's down to fuck. Who's having sex. I'll just give you a premise vibe. Yeah. So Jason and David are like in kind of sexually frustrated later in life married kind of dead end outside of St. Louis like suburbs. And they're married to each other. No no no. David is married to Linda. That would have been I would have liked that. Jason I don't know. But there's an app called down to down DTF. Is Jason married. I can't remember. I was I can't remember. Okay. I think so. I think they're both in marriages. Yeah look that woman plays something with the same last name as him. The blonde. Oh I guess he is. You don't see much of her. But they he basically Jason he's like slimy in this show. It's very unsettling. And David's kind of like a big doofus. Big horny doofus. And. Oh he's the BHD. That would be a good book. Write it. The big horny doofus. Yeah. Brooke is like an extremely like accolated novelist and I'm writing the big horny doofus. Hey guys my new book came out the big horny doofus. It's about David Harbour. Big horny doofus available for 25% off at Barnes & Noble for a limited time only. It's actually completely free I'll pay you to take it. So they basically both download this app. That's right I'm I think I'm on episode two. But they both have downloaded this app and they're gonna get. Murdered. I don't know. Yes. But I don't know. But it's good. It looks like very dark. That sounds good. Like I'm very new to it so as soon as like people watch it and it's like this sucks. I'm like keep in mind I'm like 42 minutes in. That reminds me of the other that dark comedy about the podcast that I loved with Chris Messina. Haven't seen. I talked about that for so much. The name is escaping me. But and the woman from Big Bang Theory. Big Bang. Bang Bang. Bang Bang. Based on a true story. Yes. Reminds me of that. Reminds me of that. This seems like that it's a little less it's like less kitschy. It's like actually genuinely dark. Because this was murder. This one's filmed in like a very blue lens. Like it's always dusk and raining. Okay. Like Twilight. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. That's that voice you don't like. I don't like that voice at all. Should we shift gears. Yeah. They just raised the we're done talking about the war after this. I'm done maybe. They on on the 20th of March they raised the enlistment age to 42. No. The day after I was like I'm going to be enlisted. They they raised it. 42. Yeah. And they eased up on the marijuana usage rules. Which means to me. They don't have enough people. And they eased up on the mental health questionnaire. Wow. So that's not ideal. But I am done talking about the W. Big W. The big W theory. Yeah. So people. Previous ceiling was 35 years old. I thought I thought it was 20. 25. He hadn't decided. Maybe I misread. No. I don't know. Maybe I'm maybe I'm just like shake and maybe that's why I can't be put to use. Anyways. I am flying out today. The last. Where are you going. I'm going back to New York. No. There's no way. Oh God. Yes. Why you're coming back here next week. I'm booked. Wow. I can't I can't do what you do. I'm bead. And it's been a it's an amazing time to fly. Oh it's fabulous. Are obviously I've seen TikToks of the airports being like overflowing out into the parking garage. Everyone walk don't run to the airport. Is it fake. It is absolutely amazing. No I mean it is fake in this sense. Like the airports that we're seeing that are just like oh this is so bad. This is so bad. Like there's lines. There's lines like look now like ice has to work at the airport. And that's on purpose because they're trying to privatize these airports so that they're showing you the airports that are out of control so that they can privatize TSA. And they can break it's like an anti-union farce. Where did you get that information. It's true like the San Francisco airport I believe is like a private. No it sounds good and smart. I'm just like no where did you get that information. It's like public. It's just public. It's just public. Because they've been actively trying to and that's why people are quitting TSA because they're like you won't pass. They're in the government shutdown. And now they're like well then we'll shut down the airports. Damn. They're like forcing people into a corner. Sounds like all good things. Yes I can't wait to go to the airport later four hours early. I don't mind being at the airport. No I know you don't. I don't like waiting in lines is my issue. Yeah a guy like you loves the airport. No my issue is like TSA objectively pretty important job. You don't pay the people enough. I don't get it. I also don't understand why anyone would still work without getting paid. Beats me. I think it's like the promise of. Look I'd be out of there. Unless I'm getting paid my wages that I earned later. Or in advance. I'm like I'm confused. I'm confused too. Let's incentivize the people that are ensuring nothing goes wrong on your flight with a little cash. No. No. Yeah. Like some sort of benefit. I know I really am confused but. In fact let's put people that were not trained to work this job. Yeah I'm not I'm not super excited to fly. It's super it's very much like being like let's get the urban outfitters employees to work TSA. They like they they're really hard like they're. I well you know as I've spoken about they are pretty strict. That was a bad example I'm sure if you work in urban outfitters there's not like a dig at you. Although like it does read directly and it is word for word a dig at you but it's not. It's like a made up character in my mind. Understood. I'm your great at your job I'm sure I've never met you but I know your heart. But good news. This came out this morning I'm really excited about this. United is offering entire rows now. I saw that. As lay flat rows in the back which I promise you. I promise you is better than first class. Can anytime I've gotten a full row and you're able to lift the arms and you can lay that way. You're actually flat not like a lay flat seat in like a first class. Look at this and you can extend the foot rest up. How much does that run yeah it doesn't they haven't released details knowing United it should be about twelve thousand dollars fab. Yes but they had to do this because. Because if you have a four p.m. flight your flight is probably going to be delayed to about 1130 12 a.m. So that you will be sleeping overnight on your flight from Los Angeles to about San Francisco. Understood. And it does look nice cuddling with your loved one. I don't get the details like if someone rent like one of the seats and then your lay flat is like you have to be curled up into a cannonball. I will say you know I'm a big fan of JetBlue Mint. Yeah. If I could turn my bedroom at home into the JetBlue Mint pod I would. Really. Yes. You sleep good in pod. I sleep so good in pod. Like I want to curl up into the smallest ball that I possibly can and be contained when I sleep. I think I'm going to get a net. Like a canopy bed is what I meant that I can draw. I've never done that. I've never done JetBlue Mint. Oh my god you should. One day. And they give you I've they give you these chapsticks which is awesome. Like a little goodie bag you know and it is a Dr. Dennis Gross chapstick and I love that shit. Who's Dennis Gross? Dr. Dennis Gross. Oh sorry. Uh one of those like skincare lines I'm sure he's a doctor too. Where's she? Good catch. Yeah. Thank you. Women can be doctors. So can Dr. Pepper. The doctor was his mom. The pilot was his mom. And JetBlue Mint. The pilot could be a woman. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Anyone can be a woman. A woman. Just don't tell me so I feel safe on a flight. Oh my god. But I'm- I'm joking. Stop. That was a good one. Okay like stop I'm sweating. You guys stop. Is he packing up in the back just like don't throw me under the bus. She's pissing her pants back there like okay. Woo I'm going to change subject. Did you see there was a young man who kept thinking that he saw his dog in commercials. And he's like that looks just like my dog. Right. I haven't seen this. Okay so he's like watching these commercials. He's telling his friends like that I've I swear to god like my dog I want to do like this DNA test. I want to figure out what's going on because I promise you that's like looked exactly like my dog like has to be a sibling. And then he finds out his dog walker has been taking the dog to auditions and getting paid because the dogs been on commercial sets. Wow. Yes. Is that not Kramer. Is that Kramer. Like taking dogs like I started a dog working or like like Nathan for you. Yeah that's crazy. Well I almost passed out. I have something stuck on my throat again. Come on. Come on. Come on. I can't. It would be really bad. Okay well that was just that's why that was one example of something crazy that I have. The second thing is my Nissan Centra does not have Bluetooth. So I have been listening to almost exclusively radio. And I'm loving the radio. I've I'm outspoken radio fan of radio. Now the talk shows is what I've missing. The original podcast is the radio talk shows. And it's like Molly and Mike in the morning. Right. And they do like calls in and this guy calls in and he says can you help me out here. I have had a crush on this girl from my work. We've known each other for a while. I took her on a date and it just so happened to be my birthday that I took her out. And then she ghosted him after and like she's being cold at work. And the guy on the radio on the radio an example I don't know if this is actually Mike is like that's so rude. And the girls are like I would be so freaked out if you know what I mean. That's an interesting one. Would you go out with someone like first date with someone on their birthday. I'd be like where are your friends. Was he making it a big deal that it was his birthday. I'm sure he was like not knowing the guy at all. And I didn't get I was getting out of my car right when they called the young woman. So I didn't hear her side. Oh shit I would have loved to hear that. I mean I think it's totally dependent on the guy's behavior. If you mentioned his birthday how many times he mentioned his birthday. I think I'd be weirded out if I found out halfway through that it was someone's birthday like and we're just like sitting there and it's like why didn't you say that. But I'd also be weirded out if it was like yeah this is my birthday party. This is my birthday dinner. That's weirder. I think the ideal is like he would like it would come up in conversation naturally. And then you can all of a sudden it's weird. Wait what and he's like I just like really don't care about my birth. Like I don't really like to celebrate. So I just like to like it's just like a normal day. That's fine. Like a guy that like doesn't care about his birthday is good. You know you don't want a guy that's like it's my birthday party. I'm turning 35. Like that's the last thing you would want you know. So it could actually even be great that you have a guy that doesn't care about his birthday and it just happens to come up naturally in conversation. I have a feeling. So I think that's fine. I have a feeling the way that this was delivered is that the guy was like there's no one I'd want to spend my birthday with more than you. And I have a feeling he was like making his birthday a big deal which is an active turnoff when like a grown man is like it's my birthday. My ideal situation would be like a dinner for my birthday. And no one talks about it. Completely. I am coincidentally reading a book right now a romance about a radio station a love a love station. This guy hosts like a love call in type of show. And this basically this little young girl calls in and is like I need help with my mom. And then basically this whole like that moment becomes viral and then the mom ends up becoming part of the show. And she's like 29. She's like a teen mom and they're about to fall in love. The radio host and the teen mom that had a viral moment on the radio show. But I'm reading a radio show romance right now. That is crazy because you saying that just now like I made me remember that the radio people are people. The guy for some reason was thinking they're just like a voice. They're people that worked at the radio. They're completely people and they're about to fall in love which I'm really looking forward to. I wonder if anyone that thinks that we're just a voice like an AI bot because we live here in the studio. It's like when you think you're when you see your teacher outside of school and it's like what are you doing. Yeah you're supposed to be in my phone. You sleep in school. You sleep at the school. You sleep at the school. When I would see my kids out of the classroom they would be like not themselves. They were so taken aback and what is that disturbed. What is that phenomenal. It's like what are you doing. You don't exist. I think kids compartmentalize their lives so much that like seeing one part of their life in another makes no sense. Like I don't exist to them outside of the classroom. You know. Yeah. So I do know that's what I'm talking about. Willis. Hi Willis. Okay. Okay. Oh I don't really have it much else do you. I have actively nothing we went through my whole list. Me too. Well besides this one tweet that I thought was really funny this week. How about you share the tweet with us as the parting words of wisdom. This this woman tweeted that her daughter her daughter's teacher called her and said that your daughter talks so much we moved her next to the nonverbal student and the nonverbal student speaks now. That's really good. That is like probably the most amazing thing I have ever heard. It reminds me of my parents would be like you'll never get kidnapped because the kidnapper would return you know. Yeah. Oh that's really I would be like. Talk too damn much. Like if my kids teacher called to complain and that way I'd be like that's my girl. Yeah of course that's my future podcaster. That's like have you ever heard what Tristan's teacher said about him. I remember there was something that was said I don't remember it was. Izzy what was it you remember. No. I think it might be his Instagram bio. I check out my new purse. You like that. Hi Cherry season. Hi Cherry Bagu. Let me see and if I can't find it I can't find it. I can't find it. It's fine. Izzy you've got it. Why me disruptive intolerable dramatic. That's perfect. Yeah that is that's him. Yeah and he's so cute. Which reminds me about this young man is that we are going on tour we have some live shows coming up so if you want to come to our live shows I'm just going to read off where we're going. That's okay. Or wait can we. I still have stage fright or not. We will be in San Diego on the 3rd of April. Woo. Next week we'll be in Irvine California on the 8th of April. Oh yes. And we'll be in Sacramento California. Come on Scream. On April 11th and the presale code for Sacramento is Chumai. It's Chumai. CHUMAI. The presale code for San Diego is BNC. And that's on our. What is Chumai? They've been you today. Oh cool. Oh cool. And that's on our link tree at the link is in bio. Antristan and Channing will be there with us and which is a good reminder to make I have to go P. So bad. So. Thank you. They cased. Love to all see you in the bonus. Make haste and make love. Good bye. Inspired by jet engine silences. The Dyson Hushjet Purify powerfully purifies the entire room quietly capturing pollen allergens and pet dander removing odours and harmful gases such as NO2 day and night. Hushjet powerful compact purification that's quiet.