Bobby Turns 54

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo! White dude and an Asian dude. Woo! You two are disgusting. Woo! Well, you two are something. We're bad friends. BING! Don't do that. Happy birthday to you. Hold up. Happy birthday to you. Let the gong out. Happy birthday, dear Bobby. Happy birthday to you. Yeah! Very good video. 54 years old officer. When Koreans turn 54, they turn the talk of the days. You look so good for 54 years old. Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here in the year of our Lord 2025? I hope you don't die. I hope you don't die either, bud. I hope I don't die either, dude. Thank God you won't. Is that your fear that I'm going to die? Yeah, you look really old. No, no. What? Do you think about me dying? Yeah, like ever since I looked at that photo, I feel like you're closer to death. That's why. What photo? The one that the Melanie sent me for your passport. Oh, yeah. Oh, well, no, that was a more ozimpic face. Can we bring up episode one of this show just so we can stay still frame and look what you look like then, look what I looked like then. We can just do a little throwback just so we can see what we look like. Yeah. Click on the first episode we ever did, Bad Friends Episode One. And let's see what we look like. I don't want to hear anything, but wow. Wow. You look at the difference. Wow. Wow. Look at you now and look at you then. It's like 20 years have passed. Hey, you're like Obama after he left office. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's stressful. Wow. Wow. Look at you then. Same thing. Well, I shaved my beard. We both look the same. No, no. I look younger then? Yes. Yeah, you look like a child. Look at little young Bob. And now you're older. Well, watch. And wiser. Look at how clean your arms are. No liver spots, no nothing. Oh my god, you're right. Wow. You look fatter. You do look fatter. Thank you, McCone. God, McCone, you're trying to get on my good side, baby. Yeah. You look skinny, many now. Yeah. I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione. You, yeah, free Bobby. What's so funny? I mean, people say it all the time online. They do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one says that. They really. What? They say it all the time. I'm the Korean. The sexiest guy in the world. But the Korean version. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, but they do call me the Korean Mangione. And also, I saw a photo of him today. And I have to be honest with you. And I express my feelings. About Luigi? Yeah, let's hear it. Yeah, yeah. Hot as fuck. You like him, huh? You really like him. Dude, he's so hot. Look at him there. Yeah. He's a murdering fool. But you know, he looks like James Franco and Sam Morel. This is like if they mixed. A little Sam Morel. A little Sam. 5% me. The curly hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He also like, bulked up. Like, he got bigger. Well, you got to get jacked before you go to jail. Prison. Yeah. Prison rules, dude. Yeah. Handsome. You think that he's going to get? Is he's going to get the death penalty? He's going to go to like real prison prison? He's going to go to prison. Yeah, they're going to be. Is he in jail now or prison prison? He's in jail. Yeah. You go to jail until you're hearing. But the trial started today? Yeah. Second degree murder. But the Mangione lawyer said they had a big win today, right? Big win. Big win for the kid, didn't he? No terrorist in charge. No terrorist. No terrorists. Right, no terrorist charge. Good escape, man. Yeah. There you go. Would you date him if he got out? Of course. This is why they write letters to people in prison. Like this girl. You know, like those like, what are the, there's a thing on TikTok I've seen where female inmates are like, hi, 14442. I'm in Pacoima and I'm getting out in June. And I just want to meet a nice guy. I know. And the responses are in the amount of guys that line up. Oh my god, you saw Netflix. There's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison. Yeah. A doctor. God, I'm con. Well, just because she's a doctor? Yeah. She likes Nick. I think when you get excited, I think when you get excited, it just comes out weird. Well, he's a weird guy. That's what I hear. I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you. Macon and I were saying. Tiger blood? Tiger blood. And also, he, cat blood. He admitted that he, what'd you say? Cat blood. He admitted that he liked boys. He likes guys. Really? In the documentary, spoiler alert, he says that he was tired of it. At some point, you get tired of one side of the menu and you flip it over and you try the other side of the menu. And we thought of you because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants. So you try on the other side? Well, when I was in high school, I did try some. Charlie Sheen. You know what I mean? You share a lot of similar. That doesn't offend me. It shouldn't. I'm not. You know what it offends me? What? Cat blood. Cat blood. That, I have tiger. So you're saying that Charlie Sheen, he loves tiger blood, but I love cat blood? Why can't it be tiger blood? There's no that he loves, is that he has tiger blood. Yeah, I mean, I have it. I mean, yeah. No, you have cat blood. Yeah. You're more of a cat. You know, you roam, you sleep, your hours are odd. You don't really like people that much, but you really secretly do. You're a cat. How are you not a cat? You're absolutely a cat. Yeah. I am a cat, right? You look like a furry right now. What? A furry. You look like a furry. God damn it, Jules, it's my birthday. It is your birthday. Be supportive. We saw weapons together. You already saw it. I saw it again with her. Did you like it? It's so good. It is so good. Did you see it? No. Why? I'm holding out. You're refused. I'm holding out for when it gets to DVD. I want to watch. It is out. On DVD? We streamed it at my house. I want to buy it on DVD. Oh, Blu-ray. I still want to watch it. You want to put the thing? He wants the VHS tape. I'm old school. Yeah, OK. I tried to go watch it, but I was out of town, so I just got back. And then I tried, and my wife doesn't want to see it, so I got to go alone. Or I got to go on the road. Yeah. Why doesn't your wife want to see it? I think because she saw the trailer and was like, is it scary? Is it? What is it? She just likes scary movies. She doesn't. She likes them OK. Yeah. That's not her favorite. Yeah. So I was like, I'll go see it alone on the road. Scariest movie of all time. Scariest movie of all time? Yeah. Quick. The scariest movie of all time. Scariest movie of all time. When Harry Met Sally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's the scariest movie? The orgasm scene in the finer. Oh my god. I ran out of the theater. What's the scariest movie of all time? What's eating Gilbert Grape? Did you ever see Boon and Harry Met? She doesn't know what that is. OK. What's the scariest movie of all time? I mean, being real, because I was going to say Shrek, because you were doing that. Well, Shrek, throwback, dude. Oh, Guy Fieri, throwback. Yeah, yeah. Our buddy Guy was texting us today big time. We love, he was blowing us up. I love it. Yeah. I would say The Exorcist. I freaked me out the most because I watched it too young. Yeah, when you were young watching it, because you'd never seen anything like it. I wasn't supposed to watch it. My babysitter showed it to me. Yeah, it's just the... So, so bad, right? Is that what happened in your house? Did you watch stuff you weren't supposed to watch? Well, who was your babysitter as a kid? The trees? Maybe. But it's always my uncle who just like watching. Watch O'Burr Hur. That smoking man in the tree? What's the smoking? Agda. Agda. Agda. Please watch O'Burr Hur. Agda. No, but my uncles were always just watching porn. Oh. Okay. Those can be scary. It's scary. Those can be very scary. Those are very scary. Yeah, yeah. That's gross. Your uncle just watched porn in the living room? Yeah, and then my cousins and I would just be laughing. Gross. That's so insane. What about the uncle that chops people up with machetes? He's still scary, buddy. He's so scary, that guy. I've never seen him watch porn. Oh, you never? So for your birthday, what's big? What's coming up? Do you want your gift? Not yet. Okay. Edging. Yeah, I'm going to edge the gift. He likes edging. Well, the thing about gifts is that people don't really give me the right gifts. That's right. Well, they don't cost enough for you. Oh my God, what? I mean, we did put effort in this year, so it's an act defeated beforehand. Well, I'm just saying that it's based on history. How about this? Yeah. What do you want to have happen this year different than the last year? Well, I kind of want to do it like mafia style, actually. What does that mean? You know, when the mafia weddings? The envelope. You want to go around? You want the envelope of cash? Yeah. Yeah. It's just a game of my own thing. I'll do that tomorrow when I come see it. An envelope of cash is, I think, the most respectful gift. Yeah, but the amount of cash you want is, people are going to give you cash. Even if it's $50? Well, that's a good deal. Let's see you work at Chipotle, and you come to my birthday party. Okay? Give me five bucks. Okay, and then if you work at a bigger job, you have to give more. Yes. If David Spade comes, give me a grand. Okay, give you a grand. Well, you know he's not coming to your birthday party. I know. I've had some people, because I guess it's a surprise. I don't know who's going. Yeah, you don't know. I don't know. I know. But people are texting me directly. I can't make it. But I'm not the one that. Surprise. I know. I'm not the one. Do you know where it is or what's going on? Like, Sia. You know the singer? Yeah. She texted me today. I can't make it. I'm like, and then Kalaila in five. I cannot make your birthday party. Your birthday party. If she sung you that voice message. Dude, that would have. She's the best though. Have you ever been to her house? No, I haven't been to her fucking house. But is Sia's house? I hate when the internet is like, do you know what is Hollywood? You hang out with fucking Hollywood people all the time. I didn't know who she was. Liar. Anyway. Liar. One time she came out on her balcony. Did she sing? During COVID, I think. The Pope? And she sang from the balcony. And we're all in the garden and stuff, like in a picnic kind of an area. Right? And we were just tears. Just singing. Like acapella. Fake tears. Fake tears. But they're still tears nonetheless. What? Yeah, I think yours are fake. Yeah, I put water on it. So do you know where the birthday party is? You do. Yeah, of course. I'm asking if you do. I don't know. That's why I'm going to get it out of you right now. No chance. Yeah, because you're my best friend. Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's surprise? It doesn't matter. It does matter. That's why it's a surprise. So in the place that we're having it, am I going to be like, oh my god, I can't believe it? Yes. I think so. Are you invited? No. OK. Why wouldn't they invite the team? I told them not to. I see. It's pretty deliberate. Carlos, are you invited? No, I'm not going. Yeah. You're invited, but you're not going? I said no, I'm not invited and I'm not going. How about with you, McCall? Oh my god. I didn't. I told I said not to invite them. You wanted to invite these guys? Yes. Why? They're my family. You want famous people around. Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, what? You do want famous people, your birthday. What's going on? Yeah. Yeah. So archaic. And if they did go, they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the, you know, not in the same area. Right. Of course. You're in the kitchen. That's right. Are you going? Yeah. You are. Interesting. Do you know where it is? No. Oh. Fucking liar, dude. Are you a liar? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know. You know. So I went somewhere Sunday night and it was almost incredible. It was incredible. Where? I went to a symphony at the Greek theater. Did you really? Yeah. Who did you go see? The LA Philharmonic? Or no. I don't know who it is. Who played there? It was the music of Stardew Valley. What? Yeah. A symphony played the music of Stardew Valley at the Greek? Or what did you say? Greek theater, yeah. I love the Greek. Two shows sold out. Stardew Valley, A Symphony of Stardewians. Yeah. And I went backstage. I said hi to Eric Barone, the creator. Because he's done Tiger Buz, I know. And he went up on stage. And when the music started playing. And I asked my friend that was with me. I did cry. It was that beautiful. The tears was like, oh, 54, I play games. That's cool. But that's your game. Golf is my dumb game. You like this stuff. Everyone has dumb games. Yeah, but it was kind of surreal. Because it's like, I discovered the game on my own. Just by somebody mentioned it somewhere. So it wasn't on your own? I discovered it completely organically on my own and a friend of mine recommended it to me. It's like the opposite. All right, so The Symphony was great. And he went up on stage, gave me a little speech. And it was just nice. It was beautiful. Yeah. I really liked that. Mention my name. He mentioned your name? I'd say that. What did he say? Nothing, he just did the whole speech up on stage. What did he say? Nothing. Did he say it's Bobby Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee? I just basically said, you know, last time I was in LA. Did the crowd go nuts? Half applause. Were you backstage? No, I was in the audience. You sat in the regular. In the bucket seats. What is a bucket seat? Not the bucket seats, but the VIP. Since her mom left, the house is a disaster. Quiet? It's like shit. It's a disaster. Smells like shit. Yeah, and then Jules was like, what? I can do it. I can take care of it. Yeah, yeah. I said I would help clean, but not do deep cleaning. Do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone there? Yeah. Well, you know, it's silent when no one's there. It's nice to have people around. Yeah, when her mom and her there and the dog. He loves my mom so much. It's crazy. Yeah. She is wonderful. She's a wonderful woman. And it's like what? You're her kid. Yeah. And she's like my mom. She does everything. The way she folds the socks and underwear. Everything's beautiful. She does a great job. She does. Yeah, I miss her and she's going to come back in October. You have a mom still, you know? Yeah, but she's just like, you know, just knee deep and K-pop. Did she call you? I mean, she's texting you. She'll text me tomorrow on my birthday. She texts every night. What's a late night text from your mom say? You up? No. No, she'll go, rest in peace. Rest in peace? She sends you death text? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rest in peace. You know, and she'll go, she'll have some sort of poem sometime. Give me a poem. Yeah, I'll give you, yeah. Yeah, she'll have some sort of like wisdom or some sort of wisdom. New weird day. Yeah. Oh, what the heck? Stuff like that. Hope you sleep well. Yeah. What's been going on in your world? Nothing. Nothing at all? You're not doing anything? Are you dating someone right now? No. Stuff like this. But did the Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now? Soft night. Soft night. She texted you soft night. That's not really a quote. No, that's cute. Yeah, soft night. Here's another one. Good night, sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always. That's beautiful. What did you respond? Let's see. Just like nine hearts. Just hearts? That's it? Hearts, yeah. Say something nice back. I'll send her photos. Is she a Raya girl? What? You're texting with her? I'll send her photos like this. Of just you in front of thousands of people? That's very funny. You know why? You know why? Why? Because they never, in the beginning, they were like, you know what I mean? I never believed in you. Yeah, you're not going to make it, right? And so it's my way of just going, good night. That's so funny. Sweet sleep. Vendictive still after all these years. Sleep tight. You don't need to do that. I just do it for everyone as well. And then sometimes I'll just send another thing I sent her. I'll make her a collage of like, you know what I mean? All my apps of her. Of her face. When she was young, you know what I mean? Just a reminder, she's not young anymore? No, just to go, I'm thinking about you. I send her a photo of me, you and Guy Fieri. That's a good photo. You know what I mean? What did she say to that picture? She has no idea who they are. Anybody. So I'll send her stuff and yeah. What was the question? Why do you think she's a lesbian now? Are you dating women at all? Well, the other night, she doesn't know. But I found out. What do you mean I don't know? Let me finish! Okay. I'm sorry. No, yeah, what's going on? It's your birthday. You're emotional. Yeah, I'm a little emotional. Okay. So the other night, I go, good night. She goes, good night, right? So I go upstairs, you know what I mean? And I barricade my door so no one gets in. Who's coming in? The cat's gooner. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and then the outside, we're going to go in the escape. Anyway, so I go, good night. And then at like three in the morning, I'm like, God, I want a choco pie. Everybody does. Yeah. Who doesn't want a choco pie at three in the morning? Do you like those choco pies? Yeah. I want a choco pie. But then to unbarricade my door, and then I have another thing that I have to unbarricade to get to the choco pie. Imagine if something happened to you, somebody needed to get to you. Oh, I'd be burned alive. Yeah, it'd be done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I laid there for like a bit going, no choco pie, no choco pie, choco pie, choco pie. And then choco pie won. Choco pie always won. Yeah, so I go out. And then when I'm going to choco pie, obviously in my living room, I'm like, oh, I should just go out in the balcony and have a cigarette. Mm-hmm. Right, so a choco pie, cigarette. Great combination. Why not? And look, it's three in the morning. Choco pie, pop. Choco pie, pop. Right. Choco pie always first. Okay. I look at the driveway and there's another car in the driveway that wasn't there before. Interesting. Interesting, right? Interesting. Interesting. And I'm not, you know, I'm not the pink panther. I'm not an investigator. I'm looking at the car, I'm like, who the fuck, right? So I texted her and she, I'm not gonna say her name, but she goes, my friend, let's just make it up. Lulu. Lulu's over. Yeah, Lulu's over. And I go, oh. At three in the morning. At three in the morning. And I go, that's fine. She's down here eating a choco pie too. Yeah, yeah. We're just friends. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's how that, that's what they say. But they were all part of it. They were my roommate, dad. But they were all partying, I think. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You guys were drinking? Yeah, we went to a gay bar. Which one? I mean, it's all lining up. You went to a gay bar? Where'd you go? I forgot what it's called, but I gave a male stripper $1 and then he grinded on me. Hmm, very good. Wow. So you went to a gay bar. By the way, can we say this in all seriousness? No, no, no, at gay bars, you gotta be careful of a lot of spiking of drinks. You know that, right? Yeah, yeah. They got busted again, that place. What do they spike? They spike girls' drinks. With what? So weirdo, straight dudes will go to gay bars, spike girls' drinks, so straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars. They spike their drinks and then they take them home. Wow. Yeah, it was, it was happened all the time at the Abbey. They got in trouble for it. Wow. They got caught, the guys were out there. So be careful of the drinks that you get, please. Be very careful, because people are spiking their drinks. Yeah. Just be careful at all bars, not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks because you're, you young ladies going out, some creepo, you know what I mean? Be careful. Do you ever drink beer? I hate beer. Damn, cause that's what you do. You get a bottled beer that way they can't, it's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer. What do you drink when you go out? I just close it, like. With your hand? What do you close, there's no lid? With her hand. I just cover with my hand. You do? Yeah. Good, what do you drink? Just like a, well I just do a tequila shot, so it's over. Oh, that's good. I'll take a shot and get it over with. Be careful. But also be careful, please. Yeah. How are you getting home? Is she driving? Uber. Lulu didn't drive? No, the chai las is not to drive. Yeah, don't drive, it's so stupid. So I know the mattress that, cause the mattress that she uses. We're friends, we can- I'm not done talking. I'm not done talking. Okay. The mattress that they use is this big. It's this table. It's the size of the table, right? So you guys are just like sardines in there. Yeah, and we even shower together. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, we've done it. Yeah. It's so funny. For a second I was like, that's, yeah, we do that we do. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. But wait a minute. This is your best friend or just a friend? I feel like we're best friends. You are. Okay, and she sleeps over. Yeah. I met her, right? No, you haven't. But she's coming tomorrow too. So you sleep- Is she white? No, she's Honduran. She's Honduran. Honduran. Oh, Honduran. Honduran. How'd you meet her at college? Yeah. Yeah. Well, she was in a class? Yeah. Who initiated? What do you mean initiated? Well, who says hi first? Who became, becoming a friend is a thing. I think I did. And I'm her, I'm Lulu. Yeah, there's Lulu. God, this test is so hard. It's like the curriculum. Yeah. Tell me about it. The curriculum is difficult. Tell me about it, Lulu. Jimmy, you're the best. You ever want to go out and get a drink at the time? No. Why not? Because I like other genders. Really? Yeah. Oh. Other genders. All right. Anyway, let's go back to this thesis. Excuse me. Yeah. Gross, be careful with me. I know. She's a jungle girl. My name is Jules. Yeah. My name is Jules. I thought it was a baby orangutan at first. What's your name? Yeah, what's your name? Jules. Hi, I'm Lulu. This is Jimmy. What's up? He's on the football team. I just want to talk to Lulu. He's on the football team. You don't want to talk to me about the football team. I don't care. Wow. Gay. Yeah. That's so gay. Anyway, what's up? You want to share this book so we can work together in the lab. That's how it starts. That's how it starts. That's how it started. Oh, and she was a gal? Yeah. Oh, cool. And does she know who you are? A big podcast? She knows about your podcast of fame? No. Yeah, she does. Do you feel famous? No. You are, though. I don't feel it. Really? No one ever says, hey, aren't you on Bad Friends? No, when we hang out, no one. That's not what your sister and your mom says. I don't know. When you walk around LA, people don't say hi to you? No. Well, everybody in LA, please run up to her and say hi. Every time you see her, don't be shy. Don't be shy. She loves people. She loves photo. She always wants to take a photo. So this new friend of yours, there is nothing there. We're just friends. Yeah, we're just friends. But then Tito Wabi tells everyone in the family that I'm a lesbian. Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian. It means that you... And I would encourage it. And I would love it in my life, if you're honest. I know. And then when I... If you want to disrespect a lord, that's on you. That is on you, if you want to disrespect a lord. I won't stand for it. I won't be having that in my house, pal. Don't bring her over. I'm gonna meet, we're gonna meet her tomorrow? Yeah. Exciting. Yeah, what's your... Okay. That's a good question. Imagine they pull up on a Subaru. What car was in the driveway? I don't know what it was, it was so dark. Should've clocked it. I know. Then we would know. Really, if it's a Subaru Y. I think it was a Honda. Subaru's dead giveaway. It's a what? Honda. Honda, very vague, good. Very vague, very vague. It could be anything, yeah. It really could go anyway. They, them, he, she. I think just two. Two, that's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say? They're they? They, them. They, them. Do you have trans friends? No, just gay lesbians. They're about a grandma. Yeah. God. They're about a grandma. Yeah. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. Anyway, coming from you, broken English guy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Can you write a complete sentence? I can. I doubt it. Did your, did your students have fun at that show that you brought them to? They love it. They did? Yeah. He wants to bring more students back over here. But I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show. So maybe we should get one or two. No, but they came to the comedy store. Oh, really? Was I on that? No, I wasn't there. No, it was Leno, right? J-Leno. J-Leno. Leno was on at the store. What a legend. And did they, they liked the whole show? They liked it. Why is McCom going back and forth like that? It's really driving me crazy. Birthday stuff, you know? Oh, birthday. Oh, but they stopped. Well, let's give you your gift. Let me give you a gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Ba-da-da-da-da-da. It's that, it's Korean. I'm Korean. Happy, happy birthday, birthday, birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Oh, this is what I like to see. This is what I like to say, happy birthday, Bobby, the bad friends gang. Already it's great. Sunglasses? I don't know. I love it already. What if you don't, what if it's not? It doesn't matter. If it's a, I know, you've done this before, right? Well, you used to, you filled this bottle with tap water. Sink water, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so this could be from like, you know what I mean? You never know. Pay less shoes. It could be raw stress for less in there. Yeah, yeah. But sometimes you have to learn a lesson. Other side. Don't ruin the box. Okay. Oh, it's already legit. What is it? It's glasses. Is it? Yeah. Let's see. Yep, glasses. Wow. Wow. Let's take a look. High end. Highest of the end. Whoa. What do you think, kiddo? I have to see them first. Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it. Oh my God. Wow. Wow. Put them on. Look at these. Oh. Oh, those are pretty cool. Your eyes look normal now. Ha ha ha ha ha. You got me round glasses just to do that joke. Ha ha ha ha ha. It did work. I mean, it landed. Yeah, yeah. Just imagine, look at you look skinny and cool. Let me look at it in the mirror. Wow. Wow. It's pretty cool, man. You like them? I do like them. 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I really appreciate it. And what a pleasure. That's all we wanted to hear. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I really, really appreciate it. And, okay. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Wow. Happy birthday, senior Bobby. Happy birthday to you. Whoa, did you make a fucking wish? I did already. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, thank you so much. Is there ice cream inside? We'll find out. Oh, the dressing, the fucking icing is great. The dressing is good. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. I really appreciate it. You want me to cut up pieces of cake? Yeah. 54 years old. I know, it's unbelievable. So how do you want to do this? You want me to cut this up? Or you just want to just eat it yourself? What? No, you cut it. Cut it, baby. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear. Happy birthday to you. All right, so you did or didn't like your first gift? I loved it. Yeah? I thought about it, I love it. And I'm really grateful. You're gonna keep them. And thank you so much for it. I'm gonna keep them forever. All right, good. Well, we have another gift for you. I'd love to see another one. We have one more gift for you. And I'm gonna be very grateful for it. Did you get him a gift or are you gonna bring it tomorrow? Tomorrow. Okay. Okay. close to your face. It's been so long since I've said that. Yeah, yeah. What? You're quiet. Yeah, get closer to the mic. Hello. Just pull it closer. Yeah. There it is. And here comes your other gift. Oh. Hello. Hello. Do I know her? No, take a seat. She's this, yeah. She's a psychic? She's the, this is the first woman you ever dated. No, she's a psychic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a psychic. She's gonna, you don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to. If you want to, you can. Do I hear myself in there? You can do, yeah. I don't want to hear myself. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. That's why some people don't like it. Yeah. You smell so good. Oh, thank you. What's your name? My name is Ashley. Ashley. Are you Gypsy? No. Oh my God. I want it, what? Right away. I want Gypsy. Okay, bro. Okay, sorry. Can I ask, can I ask Turkish? No. Okay, damn it. That's my second one. She smells good. The, the, the whole Gypsies and Turkish people, they smell so good. I'm Yugoslavian. Yugoslavian. Yeah. I love Yugoslav. I love it. We're one of, that's one of our favorite places. I love Yugoslav. I love Yugoslavia. Okay. Are you, were you born in Yugoslavia? No. Okay. I don't even know the language. I don't speak any other language. You were born here in California? Yeah. Yeah. Born in... Are you an LA person? Yes. Wow. Let me guess where you grew up. Go ahead. Oh, I know. Well, you do first. I know where all the Yugs are. That's what we call them. Yeah, we're the Yugs. The Yugs. Yeah. She's Western Valley. She's the West Valley. So she's... Nope. West Valley. Nope, not... Damn it. Can we guess second guess? Malibu. Close. Santa Monica. Yes. Yeah! Did you go to Santa Monica High? No. I didn't go to high school. Good for you. You didn't go to high school? You almost didn't go to high school either. No. Did you go? I didn't go for you. What's four times two? I don't know. She said she didn't go to high school. Oh, okay. I know. I was just seeing... Well, no, that's how it works. No, she doesn't know. So tell us your specialty, Ashley. So I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading and spiritual healing. And we think you need for your birthday, psychic reading, spiritual healing. So do you need to get closer? Can you do it from there? I can do it from here. Okay. I don't need spiritual healing. Yes, you do. No, no, no. I want psychic. I don't need spiritual healing. I want her to do all of it. Okay. Will you run the gambit on this guy? I can do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up. We can set it up. Okay, thank God. Okay, so let's do what you do. I'm curious to see what do you need to do. So we're going to be doing a full life psychic energy reading on you. We're not going to do the palms, but we're going to do it. Look at me right now. Huh? Look at me. Do you feel it? He's about to fart. No, no, do you feel it? Okay, damn it. You're trying to send her messages? I think we're too far away. Yeah, but a lot of people can feel my psychic energy. Can they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Look at me. Whoa, I feel it. Oh my God. Okay, good. Okay. So first off, we're going to be looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the same time. I'm Korean. You're Korean? Yeah, does that help? It's probably, do you have a Korean deck there? There's got to be a different deck for them. Yeah, yeah. Probably, but I don't have it. Okay, okay, okay. So is there anything specific that you would like to look into and have you had a reading done before? I went to the Renaissance fair and I got a reading there. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Okay, how long ago was that? What? How long ago was that? About four months, three months ago. Three months? Two months. Two months ago. It was last month. It was last month. Very nice. It was the Renaissance fair and I don't know. Whenever, I think over the years I've done them, but in my mind I'm like, it's not even close. Well, you said at the Renaissance fair that she got one thing right. Yeah. She helped you with one thing, but I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help even. I would love to know. I think my career's okay. I think more love. I think your career's, yeah, sure, it's good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, I think it's- It could be better. We'll let her do her job. All right, okay. So my main question for you, I know that we are filming and- You. So how personal do you wanna get? Get personal. Get deep, he loves to get deep. He'll go- Let's go, Yug. Okay, sounds good. Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug, Yug. Now that's not offensive because you're Yugoslavian and Yug is kind of like a term of endearment. Yeah, no, it's fine. I think Yug is great. I think you said right. Mom and dad are both Yugs? Yes. Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way? Yeah, it's Eastern Europe. Where? South. South of? That's right. That's right. Right, that's right. That's right, too. Do you have to draw blood? Yes. No? No, okay. If we sign up for the blood package, do you get the blood package? Yeah. Not today. These guys are always doing discount stuff. You guys, we're gonna ask questions. Can I ask questions? Yeah, absolutely. Can I ask questions about you? Does he have to pee in something first? Don't you wanna do that? That's only for his- Are those your real teeth? Yes, actually. They're beautiful. Nice teeth. Thank you. They're flawless teeth. Yeah, no braces. You floss? No. Oh, wow. Nice. I feel like you're flirting to the Bobby. He is, and it's enough. Stop flirting. I'm not flirting. She's right, stop flirting. Let her do her fucking job. Hey, you look at me. Do you, so personal and the other question is gonna be full name date of birth. Ooh. You know today's your birthday. Yeah, well tonight at midnight. His name is full name is, can I answer? Yeah, absolutely. Robert Young Lee. And his birthday is September 17th, 1971. Yes. Okay. He's 54 years old. Wow. Very nice. How old did you think he was just by looking at him? Like 48. Yeah. That's what I say. But here, this will make you feel better. How old do you think I am? Like maybe 50. Yay. Yay. I'm 42. That hurts you. But you're right, you're right. I do look old. Thank you, Yug. And I'm gonna jump up my roof tonight. Roof tonight, up my roof tonight. I would look the same age. We do, it's really weird. It's weird. People on the internet go, I didn't know you guys were at the same age. Yeah. Well, whatever. All right, there's four cards there. So the first thing. I like her balance. Yeah. So the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you. It's gonna be the first thing that we pick up on your aura. She said he would die soon. Yeah, that's a win. That's a huge win, dude. Huge win. Win. Huge win. Yeah, but will I be like all like this or no? No, actually. Okay, good. Actually, no, I see you living into your later 80s for sure. Huge win. Yeah. And I don't see any major life running issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself. Ah. You won't be like smoke. He smokes. No, it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous position. Yeah, I'm a throw seeker. He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sharks, I go in. Now what card says that? Can we ask? So it's these two right here. Yeah. Can you point them up to me? I want to see what one looks like. You're a throw seeker. A throw seeker for sure. And now does that one next to it? I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome? Is that what that is? That you read that one for him? No. I have Down syndrome. All right, dude. You repeat the joke. Gosh. Long life ahead of you. Nothing major or life-threading other than, you know, things that you put yourself in danger that you might put yourself in as always comes at a risk. It does show me that. I mean, the alleyway. I see a tiger. Don't go in the alleyway. Don't go to the tiger. Okay, okay. Don't follow the tiger's eye. I guess we're not going skydiving tomorrow. We gotta throw that out. Don't window. Energetically, I do see that your energy is extremely positive. You're not a negative energy. Pure energy. Pure positive. Intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times. You kind of just go where your mind wants you to go or heart wants you to go instead of what you feel energetically. Right on the money. This is right on the money. Right on the money. It's right on the money. That's good. That a good connection going. Within your aura. It's a pure connection. Absolutely. Yeah. It's like, you know what I mean, HD. It's 4K. It's 4K. Is his aura yellow by any chance? There's different auras with colors in his aura. It's really yellow though. What's the dominant color in his aura? Aura, yeah. Well, right now I'm seeing a lot of pastel colors. Oh, I love pastel. Am I alpha or beta? Yeah, pull that card. Look at my face right now. Okay. I do see that you definitely do take control of the room at times. I take control of life. Yeah. You do? Yeah. So going forward energetically positive energy, you do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some negative. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Just let her finish. Okay. There is some negative energies around you that don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life. You. What? Take a look. She lives with them and all she does is she's rude to him. Yeah. And she's constantly like, you'll never amant anything. Yeah. If you look at my bedroom, right? There's a long string of cat hairball. How is that my fault? That's your fault. That's negative. I think you put it there. I got the cat. That's what looks like cat. He's right. It looks like it comes from your throat. Okay. Let her finish. Let her finish. Okay. Yeah. There is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full, I guess, on the same path as you or same vision as you. Your cards are basically, and your energy spirit is saying, to kind of just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life. Yes. There's no failure. There's only upward growth. Told you. So, in your energy. Okay. Your chakras look good. Yeah. Like I said, aura looks good. There's good pastel, bright colors. There's orange, yellows for sure. There is some vibrance like fuchsia colors, pink colors, reds. Any black? Damn it. No. I love black people. It's not what the cards say. No. No. And then when we go into, it wants to pull up in your career. Like financial area. Is that okay? Yeah. Let's go to pull it up. Okay. So, when it looks into that area, there is no negative like connection coming through, but it does show problematic. Things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make, it does seem like it's being prolonged. And now I don't understand completely what's going on. He's got a business manager who's 104 years old. Is that say that he's stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there? Is he being taken from? It does show me that you're being taken advantage of in business matters. That's not, no, it's, right? No, this is not us. It's not severe. It's not severe. It's not a severe thing. Is that life threatening? Could it be that someone in his world is taking advantage of him financially that he gives money to like friends? Like if he gives Carlos money, is that what you're saying? He's taking it. No, no. I don't see Carlos. I'm not saying you, I'm just asking the world. Yeah. Well, what's basically going on in your financial. Basically what you're saying my career is not great. No, it's not. I'm not gonna be Ken Jeong. No, I do see positive things. You know who Ken Jeong is? No. She knows who you are. Yeah, cause she's here. Well. Oh. To be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone call. You don't know who either of us are. No. That's great. Well, that makes it better for people. Who do you know? Huh? In terms of comedy, who do you know? Nobody. She doesn't like stand up. She's from LA. I don't follow any like YouTube podcast. Good. Yeah. This is a waste of most people's time. We're very popular. No, we're not. That's great. We're very popular. We're not. I'm very busy. Okay. Not into YouTubers. Good. We don't like us either. Don't. I'll be honest. My husband loves podcasts and loves YouTube channels. Okay, good. You have a husband? I do. I do. Okay. So all these cards were alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So what it's showing financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is like pushback, like negative pushback. You're trying to drive towards in this remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a little bit of back, back spacing instead of my special is going to be a bomb. Yes. That's not what she's saying. Yeah. She's saying that I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's going to be a bomb. I'm going to cancel it. Don't cancel it. No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you are delaying the thin and pro. No, no, that's what she's saying. That is what she said. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to put the special out and the audience is going to go, no, no, pushback, pushback. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good call. We like cheeseburger, your special on that. All right. And white noise. We want white noise. We don't want finally. Yeah. Okay. But for the most part, when it comes down to the take an advantage of thing, there seems to be like there is some sort of person or some sort of energy that kind of doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you exactly. My manager. It feels like they're just like prolonging you and kind of stringing you along in his sentence. It's my agent, CAA. I've said this so many times. Oh my God, they're prolonging it. Now let me be honest. I did plant that card for her to read that. I needed that to come out. But you know, energetically, you have leadership and your energy. I'm a leader. And you're meant to. I'm like Andrew Yang. Yeah. You're meant to succeed within your professions. I'm sexy. No, succeed. Succeed with the year. And sexy though. Sure. Okay. Absolutely. But there's definitely some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year. I'm gonna fire my agents right now. I'm right in front of you. Shit. What, should I call Abby? Give her a letter finish. All right. You do the whole deck on him, right? No. Okay. We go as far as we can until the card start repeating himself. And then if you have any questions, we go from there. Okay. Sorry. But when it comes down to finance, you're still growing. There is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you. Yeah. Yeah. So you're cool there. That's fine. I'm not gonna get a money in it. There's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year. So something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up. I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione. Yeah, okay. So there's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around to me. It looks like July of next year. So what's happening in July? Oh, we don't know. There's a opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time. Coachella. We're going to Coachella, right? We're supposed to. I was thinking that's not early. What? April? Well, they should move it. Yeah. You know we were invited to Coachella backstage. Not you. Not you. Not with that fucking attitude. Yeah. No. I'll tell you why. She just talked about negative energy. That's not me. That's not me. Stop vomiting in front of my fucking bedroom door. You live in his house and you create negative. Okay. Is there love in there by chance? So we are going to get into love. Love, love, love. And within your energy, you definitely are meant to have love in your life. Now, there's. But. Acorns. Acorns is the financial wellness app that helps you invest for your future, save for tomorrow and spend smarter today. That's right. And you don't need to be a financial whiz. 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Can you explain that please? It just shows me that there's energies from the opposite sex that are interested in you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys want to fuck you. I don't see you pursuing them. Is that, is energy a red energy? No. No. Told you, I don't want to fuck you. Please? No. It shows that you're begging for guy energy. Okay. But when it comes down to attractions, there's a lot of attractions around you and some are very not pure, not positive energies. Energies that kind of just want to. They're not pure, but are they hot? Sure. They seem like you're attracted to them as well. Yeah. So I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from different energies, female energies, but a lot, like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or good for commitment or long-term investments in love. Oh my God. But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in your past. So. Ah. That one hit like a fucking dagger. Dun. So. Energy from your past. No. Usually when I do. What do you think of white people doing Asian accents? I think it's really funny. Thank you. Thank you. When your best friend is Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. But what I do see is that, well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward, right? Well, for some reason, your soul is tied. So spiritually, soul tied. There's a lot of investment. That's great. Energetically and stuff like that. Ah. But there's not just one soul tied. You have two connections in your past. That's not me. So there's two connections in my past. Yeah. And so, okay, wow. Yeah. I think ultimately that might be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before. Wow. Wow. That is awesome. Yeah. That's wild. That's wild. Yeah. Is that it? No. There's more? Okay. But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness. I do see there being a lot of different energies coming in and out, a lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great. But you need to find your heart. Okay. That's what you need to find. But the problem is where is the heart? That's right here. I know. I know what's in the human body where it is. Yeah. What I'm saying is that I'm kind of, when you say I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart? Well, both. There's self neglect, of for sure you have a lot of. I got rid of porn. That's good. Yeah, yeah. You just told me you watched it the other day. I don't know. I slipped. Well, it's showing me that. No, I watched the video game. Same thing. No, it's not. It's pornographic. They showed a titty in a video game. I jerked off to it. What's, how's that a thing? Is that porn? I mean. Show that in the cards. All right, go ahead, let her finish. But when it comes down to like where the heart is and all that, there's trauma tied to your heart. So there's definitely trauma. My dad. And you have like stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship, like loving someone entirely in a relationship. So you have like this wall. Big wall of China. The biggest wall of China. The biggest wall of China. But when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness where you can settle down and have a family. True love will find you in the end. It will. It will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul searching, but that's probably. Grinder. Yeah. I'll find it. Probably for like another two years. Two more years to you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, two more years until I find somebody? I'll be 56. So? So what? Age is just a number. She thought I was 50. How old would she be? Huh? How old would she be? Younger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 56. The girl he's gonna meet won't be 56. No. I'd like that. Yeah, yeah. Younger. Younger. Yeah. I've been in the same amount of years. Wow. It feels like your twin flame is here and I feel like you have connected with that flame. Oh, so I've met this flame before. I'm right here. From what I see, yeah. I'm right here. I'm right here. I see. And I am younger. But you look older. I do. I do. That's the problem. Yeah, trust me. But what are your questions? Oh, I don't really have any questions. I mean, I, I mean, the two soul thing I'm trying to think, but I don't know. Maybe she's saying, maybe it'll come to you. Yeah, maybe it'll come to me later. I'm so fascinated. I've had one great love in my life. Okay. Yeah. Do you wanna talk about it? What's her aunt? You know what I mean? And I went out with her. We lived together for 10 years. Okay. And didn't work out, but she's still a great love of mine. Good piece of the life. She's still a piece of his life, of everyone's life. Everyone's life in this room, you know? She lives at his home. So her niece lives in his house. So you're still very connected. Oh God. Your connection. Yeah. It's still very close. And if you weren't married, we'd have a connection. No, you wouldn't. Okay, okay, okay. You're not her style. I'm just totally kidding. She likes the yugs. And I'm not you enough. Yeah, yeah. You're not a yug? Yeah. I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well. Yeah. Well. We're gonna do you next. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's just me. I've never had this done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it say anything about being generous with his peers and enriching his life that way? Oh, you give a lot. I understand it where he's at. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. But yeah, you definitely give out to others. Energetically, you put a lot of energy out. You try to give. I'm like Mother Teresa. But there is a little bit of stubborn energy. Like you want, you want to know exactly for what, for why. What is it gonna do for you? Is it gonna? What is it gonna do for you? That's not why. Yes. No, I told you about the homeless man. The one that you accidentally hit with your car? No, not that one. Okay. Yeah, he died. No, one time there was a, anyway, I don't want to get into it, but I secretly give money. I know buddy, I'm teasing. She doesn't know that. But when it, like money is not, it's like even advice, giving, helping others with whatever their, not premonitions, but whatever their encounters want they want to do with their life. You're like, it's like you kind of stand off a little bit. You're like, wait a minute, I need to know the details. And how am I gonna, like, am I gonna succeed from this as well? Do I get any credit for this? That sounds right. I don't think it does. Okay, it's wrong, but it sounds right. And it may not be in every situation, but in some situations you get a little bit of standoff. But you do, people that you do care about and you want to succeed, you definitely help them as much as you can. Thank you. You have opportunities for others. That is true. He's extremely generous, both financially and as a friend. He's extremely generous. You also do a lot of like therapy work on your own. He does. I do. How do you know how? Like not an actual therapist, but you are to your friends. No, but I have therapists. Every Thursday at four. Awesome. Yeah, she saw it's in the cards. Yeah, you need that. Everyone. You need it. I do. You. I love it. Don't be mean, cause she's married. Cause she's married. She's got a little combative. Okay. You know what I mean? Like you need it. You do too, you. You know what I mean? It's that you energy, dude. I feel it. Yeah, I gotta fight against it sometimes. Cause of the war, that old Yugoslavian war. Was there a war there? I don't know. I have no idea about this. She's from Santa Monica. You have no idea about your people. It's not a country anymore. Tell me everything about, you know, about Korea. You know everything about Korea? Yeah. You're not from there. Samsung. Oh right. That's what I'm telling you. K-pop. Old boy. Actually, this has been amazing. The Yugoslavian war refers to a series of conflicts often called the Yugoslav wars that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart into independent states. The more you know. I was in that war. Key conflicts include the 10 day war. We learned about that. The Croatian war of independence, the Bosnian war and the Kosovo war. Bosnian Kosovo, George Bush too, we remember. Interesting. Yeah. Learn something new every day. You learned something new. God, that was amazing. Do you have the internet? Hm? Do you have chat GBT? I do. Don't use it. Okay. All right. Is there more to it now? It's questions now. Oh, just questions? You can ask it. Yeah. So two years. Will he ever be a father? I don't see that. Wow. Can I think? Yeah! No, really? Well, the thing about being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father to people around you. Yeah. That is very so. I have not pulled out and I don't know. But the thing is that- Hello. That's more of a question for a female's reading. Ah! A female's reading. It's very potent. Interesting. What? So you could, you could definitely be a father, but it means just me father figure energy. Right. Daddy. It doesn't tell me how many kids you're gonna have. Hashtag daddy, hashtag Asian daddy. It's more than a series. Hashtag Asian daddy. Please comment that everybody on his Instagram today. Hashtag Asian daddy. Okay, here's what I learned, okay? Two years from now, I might meet, you know what I mean? No, no, no, you will meet. I will meet the love of my life, okay? I'm gonna live up until my 80s. Late 80s, she said. Late 80s. Late 80s. It's very possible. Very possible, so that's a win. W. Yeah, yeah. Like somebody's embezzling from me. Someone's stealing it from you. Yeah. So I'm gonna try to figure that out. Can I be honest? How many years have I been saying that to this guy? Literally, how many years have I been like this? Somebody's embezzling. You're getting robbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And what else? And that you still are tied to the love of your life. Yeah, at the past. And there's two, I don't know who that might be, but there's something I figured out. There's one that is more recent, right? But then there's one that's gonna be way, way long, long time ago. Yeah, and it feels like in your teenager years. Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, I know who it is. Do you do? Yeah. Who is it? I can't tell you. Oh, that's why. Yeah, there is one. I strongly believe that that first relationship has caused a lot of different ways. It was an unrequited love situation. She wasn't allowed to date Asians. Yeah, back then in this country, we had a rule. Okay. Yeah, I mean. We still have it, but people disobey it, I'll tell you that. Yeah, because our stylings, you know, in the sack is too, you know. Okay. Let's cut that out, but. Yeah, so no, what I'm saying is that there was a girl that I had a huge two, three year crush on. It was, and I could never tell her. I was in love with her. We hung out with her every day. She knows. Yeah, and then she married somebody else, you know what I mean, but it broke my heart. And because of business before I did stand up, so I had no confidence. Yeah. I couldn't say anything, but I still feel those things that, you know what I mean? Yeah. And also I'll be honest with you, Kalyla, but that's the only time I felt those feelings. Right. You know what I mean? And it's like, I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean? But because of, I think that particular incident, you know what I mean? It closed my heart, you know what I mean? And then I opened it up for Kalyla, and then devastation. And Kalyla is your aunt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you feel like a little bit still very much so tied in a romantic way? No. That's good. But your energy doesn't say that. No. No. No. No. No. And if it's love, it's love. You care about this person. Well, you know, how dare you? No, no. No, no. Don't attack you. I get defensive there. Leave the yug alone. I can't believe yugs come in here. All that's, no, what I'm saying is that, no, what I'm just gonna say to you is this, is that, you know, when I love, I love, here's the thing, I'm super loyal. Yeah. Okay. That's true. But to gain my loyalty, it takes a while. Long time. Yeah, but once it happens, I'm your guy forever. Okay? And so when people are my people forever, that'll never change. That's right. You know what I mean? So, you know, with this person that you're talking about, you know, we talked today, I saw her yesterday. I mean, we still, you know what I mean? You know, her stupid fucking niece lives in my fucking house. Too much? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's lovely little little little one. But, so yeah, I mean, when I love, I love. But anyway, can we do Andrew or no? We don't have to do me. What? I'm a little scared. Yeah, you have to do it. You have to do it. I've never had one of these. I still have stuff to tell you about you. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. So you talked about confidence and spirit right away started going crazy within your energy, that there's confidence when you do your work, but in your normal life adventures and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas. Yeah, because I, okay, I think she's right. Yeah. So there's some self self work that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work. Cause here it's like a, okay, let's go. Cause when I'm at home, she says, I want pieces to kill myself. You know. Don't say that. Nobody do. I'll just mope around. It's like, why even live? I like these shoes are very psychedelic. Why even live? Yeah, they're very, very Eastern European. I love them. We got them. It was made in Yugoslavia. I love them. Yeah. There are chairs for my people. Well, that one's from Bosnia. That's from her to go via. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. So yeah, so confidence building, I definitely see it outside of work. You put on a different persona in front of different people. Yeah, I'm a changeling. He often will do black sent in front of black people. Oh, okay. What's up man? See, he does that. What's up dog? Like dude, you gotta stop. You gotta stop. Raise the roof dog. Yeah, and they don't say that. Yeah, they don't? No. Stress is very normal. Give me the loot, give me the loot. Give me the loot, give me the loot. They do say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your stress levels are pretty normal for this common day and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you and it puts you in a negative place emotionally. I don't know why I just did that. I think he's getting stressed. He's getting stressed. Yeah, yeah. He'll kick a shoe. I'm gonna check window dude, I guess I'm still getting stressed. Yeah. And then there's trauma. Oh, you wanna talk about that? There's trauma. Trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, Tramillian. Trauma, trauma. And who caused it? It seems like a lot of people. Oh my God. Thank you. There's a lot. You've caused trauma. No, I haven't. Yeah, yeah. I've only helped you. I felt there's trauma from a long, long time ago that you still haven't resolved. That's right. Energetically, if any. You gotta find that kid. Whoever he is, whatever grocery store he's working. London was traumatic. London was, but she said it was a long, long time ago. Yeah. So it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s. 20s. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So trauma, but I mean, you're still doing well. I still see many opportunities for you in your life, positive and both negative. Life comes with both negative and positive. So it's fine. You work your way out of most scenarios, which is great, but just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of, don't let your energy get prolonged anymore. Kind of, if you want something, go and get it. And then with the energy that I feel taking advantage of you in a negative way, that one, you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not allowing you to reach your highest goal. Mm-hmm. But you've done well for yourself. Thank you so much. Yeah. Who's smarter? You both are definitely very wise. Yeah, but the cards, what do they really say? Yeah. It shows me that you have, well, it doesn't show up in the cards, but it shows up in your energy that you have strategies. Ah. Like I'm playing chess and he's playing checkers? Maybe. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. You, you, check it out, check it out. Yo, you, you. I have no strategy? I mean, we're not doing your reading anymore. I can't really look into it, but energetically, you go with a float. Yeah. She said that. It feels, yeah, like you kind of like more just go, you don't really follow your intuition. Intuition, a dolphin. She did say you follow your intuition. I'm a dolphin, yeah. Like you need to start getting in touch with what it is you feel. If we were animals, does it say anything about like what kind of animal energy that we have? If you were to guess, what kind of animal would I be? You'd be a tiger, remember? Yeah. What would I be? Yeah. Oh no. Oh no, that's not gonna, no. It's an orangutan. No. What is it? What is it? I don't know. I can't base off of that. It's a beaver. It's a beaver. My own. A platypus. I have beaver teeth. Yeah, yeah. It's beaver. Yeah. Fuck, well, she saw that, that's fine, I'll stick to it. Beaver. Well, that's great. So how do people hire you? How? So they can find me. If you're in the Los Angeles area. I'm in Burbank. I run out of the, I own the House of Tarot in Burbank and people can find me through my website, thehouseoftarot.com. That's you. Yeah, that's me. Wow. Gosh, you did a great job. Great job. We found our inner truth and a right path for today. So if you wanna get this in the LA area, thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just got. Thank you so much. That cleans the enter. I'm gonna say something in Korean. Hoori hoori hoori hoori hoori hoori hoori hoori. Thank you. He said, please drive safe. Thank you. All right, good. Thank you, Ash. You're the best. Give her a round of applause. Give her a round of applause. Everybody. Thank you guys for having me. Thank you. Honestly, I will say it's probably one of the best birthdays you've ever had. It's joyous. It's beautiful. And I'm content. You feel good? I feel pretty good, yeah. You gonna keep your glasses? I'm gonna keep the glasses I really like. Wait, do you see the gift I got you tomorrow night? Really? Woo! And you got me this expensive water. Spensive water, you love fancy water. I love fancy water. You gonna take that home or share it with the crew? No, take it home. Smart. Yeah, yeah. Smart. I'm excited. Thank you so much. And you know, give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday. Well, I have to say in general. On this year of the Lord. What I have to say in general is that, and I wanna be real, will you stop the gong? Sorry, I'm sorry about that. Stop the fucking gong. No, I just figured just for a second. You've been gonging all night. I apologize. All right. I have to say that. Okay. In the, I'll do it over the gong. I, in my fifties have been, my fifties have been the best years of my life. I want you to be serious. Yeah. I'll stop. Okay. Okay. And it really has been. And I've had a lot. Started over. I had to do it a little bit more. Started over. It's so fun to hit. I know. Can we keep it? At least your OCD. Can we keep it? Yeah, we can keep it. That wasn't on the cards. All right, tell me. Be honest, be honest. Go. Yeah, yeah. Your fifties have been. Have been turbulent to say the least. But positive. There's a lot of negative. But also so much good. But I lived through them. You did. Yeah. A lot of dark, a lot of light, but I've grown a lot. And ultimately I'm just like, when I was at the Stardew Valley sitting there watching and just looking at the beautiful sky and just being in the moat, why'd you rub your eyebrow like that? I didn't itch, man. Don't stop. I'm just gonna be real. You're saying something nice. But this is like a face gong. Don't do face gongs when I'm- Your fucking face looks like a gong of all faces. Because it's flat? Well, go. Okay. Turbulent, but you got through it. Yeah. And when you're sitting at Stardew Valley, looking up at the sky. And just listening to this beautiful music and I was just like, it does not get better than this. It doesn't. You mean your life as a whole? Yeah. And we had nice seats. But no, you know what I mean? Ultimately it just doesn't get better. Life is really good. Yeah, it's exciting. I, yeah, it's been good. You know? Life has been very good to you so far. It was a rough beginning. I mean, the first 22, 23, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 52, 53 years old. 51, 52, 53 were a rough year. The first 53 were rough? Yeah, 50, 51, 50, 49, 59, 51, 52, 53. But right now you feel good. I think, I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit. Me too. Do you? I feel like you're out of the woods. Yeah, I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm looking around. And I'm looking at them. Yeah, yeah. You should get back in the woods. Yeah. But no, I really do. And I feel stronger. Just even my character, you know? Like criticism and, you know, things I can take better, you know what I mean? And I also, I can throw things away in my mind, you know what I mean? Like negative thoughts. Right. Yeah, and no, I mean, I have the best job in the world. All my dreams have come true. And it sounds cheesy, but. It's not. And I, you know, you've been a dear friend. And, you know, if you just, let's get rid of this house smell, you know? And then we're good. And then we're good. I love you. But I do love you. I love you too. Okay. So hard to say. I know. Honestly, you're like a daughter of mine. And I just, there is a deep, I'll do anything for you. I love you too. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. And I love everyone in this room. I mean, McCone, you know, we're trying. I love you. Yeah, I love you too. You know what I mean? And there's a lot of love. Carlos? What's up? He's sick. Is he really? He didn't eat all day. What's wrong? He almost passed out with a tarot girl. I didn't feel good. So I switched with McCone. He eats, you know, he eats every once a day. I postmated nuggets during the fortune teller. Oh, okay. You feel better? A little better, yeah. Nothing says a good pick me up for your health like chicken nuggets. Yeah. He ordered how many nuggets did you order? 10. That's not enough. 10's not enough. You ate once? That's your only time eating a meal? Yeah. Get to 20, man. I only had a bagel all day. But you've only been up for about six hours. That's true. You've been up since 9 a.m. Yeah, yeah. Speech was, what a great party. And what a great birthday, and it's not over. Yeah, tomorrow, I'm just curious to see what happens. Me too. Don't skip over me. What about you? He's just giving love to everyone. Anyway. Teleport, you love him. Yeah. Andreas. Andres. Andres. That's it. Thank you for being a bad friend.