FACE AUX AUDITEURS - "Mon téléphone a quitté l'application RTL" : Laurent Ruquier fait beuguer une enceinte connectée

RTL I can call people in public now. I'm going to go to the toilet. How are they called? Pauline and Cédric. Ah, the two? Ah, d'accord. They're in the toilet, there? Ah, well, they're there. Bravo. You were a little bit of a surprise. You were a little bit of a marriage, Alexis? Exactly. I would have been a douted. I see. I see you well, Mlle Donor. They're happy that you called me. It's been a pleasure. They're here. I'm sure they're well there. I know. What's a bit of a gênant, it's that they continue their night of noces while we talk. But otherwise, it's okay. And you've listened to the Gross Têtes for a long time, Alexis? Yes, a long time ago. And also, then? Yes, they were very fans and so their trip to Paris they wanted to come to see you. That's great. What age have you had, Alexis? 38 years. 38 years. Continue to be a fidèle RTL who has a show. Dominique. Bonjour, Dominique. Bonjour Laurent, bonjour les grosses pettes. Bonjour Monsieur. Dominique il vous est arriv un truc bizarre l jour quand j parl dans l d Aubray c Eh ben oui j les podcasts dans ma voiture Oui It bizarre the other day when I talked about it in the episode Isabelle Aubrey is that Yes I listen to the podcast in my car Yes And you have announced that you would like to listen to your music the morning And when you wake up to go to the shower, you say, OK Google, it's true. It's true. It's a beautiful life of Isabelle Aubrey. Yes. D'accord. And then my phone has quit the app RTL. and my phone answered I don't find it it's beautiful in your playlist but still it's on Deezer on Spotify on all the platforms musicals Isabelle Aubrey I love it it's beautiful the wind on the head the sun it's beautiful it's beautiful when it's Elle who sings it I'm sorry it's the second time you have heard it's true when we say okay Google, there are all the instances Google. – And there, in fact, you are in the way to me pourrir my prochain podcast. – I'll do attention, I'm sorry, Dominique. Loïc ! Bonjour Loïc. – Bonjour Laurent, Bonjour à toute l'équipe. – Alors, lui, he's a fan of Sébastien Thoen, Loïc. – Ah oui ? – Ah oui, y en a ? – Eh bien, vas-y, envoie les sous, alors. – Ah oui. – Vous fêtez vos 40 ans, en plus, c'est ça ? – Ah, il est bien ! – Exactement. Et Sébastien, c'est quelqu'un dont j'ai suivi le parcours, et notamment dans une émission called Défier des garçons. Ouhla, it's a 25 years old! Yes, it's a 25 years old! And, in particular, an episode that he had made, especially on the Normandie, with a camera cache, where his goal was to get out with a girl in making only reference to the Normandie and it cliche But with Sebastian Ktoen it like can I touch your pommes Do you want to go with fresh cream Or the girl to a short poitrine? It's a good level! It's a very good camera. It's a very good camera. It's a good camera. Or the girl to a short poitrine, at what time do you get it? Things like that. But it's... You can see, I have a career, patron. It's Stone and Sharden to him all alone. Exactly, they were all alone. They were all alone. But at the time, with my two brothers, we were adults, we were all gongering. And so we're in the same way with the region. Today, we're all three married with the Normandes. And that Sebastian continues like that. And we'll send you an interview with RTL. Cécile, now. Hello, Cécile. Bonjour, Laurent. Bonjour à tous. With her husband, Cécile will come to see us. She's going to go to Paris. I like this expression. We're going to go to Paris. You're going to go to Paris. When are you going to go to Paris? Cécile ? On sera à Paris la semaine prochaine. Et vous les déplacez, c'est ça ? Oui, c'est ça. Chaque fois, on essaye de venir assister à l'émission, mais... Mais c'est plein, c'est comme Céline Dion ! On va faire un tirage au sort ! C'est comme pour Céline Dion. Effectivement, il y a des tirages au sort, il y a une loterie. Bon, allez, on va vous mettre deux places de côté. Comment s'appelle votre mari, Cécile ? François-Xavier. Allez, François-Xavier, Cécile, on vous met... Saint-François-Xavier, oui. Excusez-moi d'avoir un peu de culture. Well, it's not that, Cécile, we'll wait for the 13th of July. I'll see you next week, n'importe when. Ah, how's that, n'importe when? N quel day Ah you a function of time I pose a day for you Pose a day we arrange that with Rachel and we be able to welcome you and your Marie Catholic, François-Xavier. We'll take you all the time. Maëva, for finishing. Bonjour. Bonjour Maëva. Bonjour, allée sous ecstasy. Maëva would like to come back to a question that I asked the other day, and especially on a question about the chauves-souris. C'est bien ça ? Vous avez oublié de préciser que les cochons d'Inde aussi pratiquaient la fellation. Attendez, attendez. Alors c'est agréable ou pas ? Attendez, c'est une devinette ? C'est un témoignage ? Vous revenez sur l'émission ? Attendez, attendez, je vais vous expliquer qu'effectivement, j'ai demandé quel animal pratiquait la fellation et il s'agissait des chauves-souris et parfois des singes aussi. Et vous, vous me dites, il y en a d'autres, moi j'ai deux cochons d'Inde qui se font des pipes. J'avais deux cochons d'Inde de mâle. and who made their little business a little bit in a sense and a little bit in the other. Des cochons d'un de guerre, on appelle ça des Amsterdam. In the meantime, ça s'appelle des cochons quand même. You want a little gift? Oh, I'd love a mug RTL. On you envoie. I'm going to go in the morning and prepare. Yes, but not details. On you envoie a mug RTL. Transcription by CastingWords