Side Stories: Puppy-Gate

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories Side stories yes All right, you guys ready Are we cooking I feel like we've already had two shows before we even started but I got a big announcement for you What's up because the little the dance I did for you you love dancing the new dance I did for you you were nude I couldn't tell thank you the plastic was hanging over your penis. Yeah, I didn't see nothing. I'm hey everywhere I go I'm safe for work I got a new dog moving in I know Dog Panchito now. I know it's another dog that was Adopted into your home in the dead of night while you were not there Why was out of town Julie Julie's got Panchito coming in if anyone needs a dog Panchito is available We're pushing this dog. He's a 10-year-old Chihuahua. Yeah, so well sort of like you know Yeah, it's like right now if King Charles got on the dating apps You know like he's the youngest dog in my house Wow of three, you know, he's a baby He's the sickest of them though. No, no, no, no, he's he's not as sick as we hope great Yeah, so he's actually gonna be fine. We're getting him neutered this week. He's 10 We're getting him neutered dude. You should not have you heard I've been following I'm just looking this up right now Because even just bringing this up. It's just like there was a series of guys there I mean you must neuter your fucking dog, but also that's real late. It's real late for sure Years into it. All right, but if he's gonna move in I can't have this guy like full blown He can't be banging tootsie or anything if he fucks tootsie tootsie's ear of follow. I think that That will finally kill her. Yeah, he wouldn't want to be not supposed to have can tootsie have an orgasm at this point I don't think she can have an orgasm, but I've I was an old dog. I'd want to bang tootsie I mean will you cuz she's she's not that client. Yeah, she's got that flap in vagina Yeah, she's open in the door and closing You know I'm always busy. I'm trying to find this activity. I feel like yes I'm desperately trying to save us from this conversation guys But you know it's moving in and you're taking his nuts cuz I can't I especially can't have him banging Harley Yeah, no no, well Harley will let's just say harleur Harley will make him regret it absolutely So this is it there's a sky that I've been following called brother KBSM was on Instagram So web-ready profile that he does he is an in he calls himself an in activist and his job is he wears a shirt That says dude wears my foreskin. Okay, and then he goes around with he's this this group he calls the bloodstained men Where they go places in white With bloody handprints on their penis areas. Oh an order for them to protest Circumcision so honestly we're already about to receive On people out there. Yeah, we're about to receive emails from them. Yeah, this is the most that they've ever had Well now that they don't have all their penis they have plenty of time to send emails. I guess that I mean at that I have most of my penis got chopped off. This is cool, man I like these guys they get me going. I don't really I think these guys put the comm in circumcision I mean that's only if they're the guys doing it welcome decide stories My name is Henry's bros game sitting here with the incredible comedian Ed Larson Hello, how you doing? Who wants an old dog? He's for a chalala. He's real long but the anti-circumcision groups are gonna be coming after you for Taking your dogs right to choose its balls away from it. Why is this woman wearing it because she is a she's a gender trader What do you mean? I don't know she's on their side. Is this a period thing? This is a thing there are women that are a part of the no-circumcision world right the no-circumcision world is about this idea that babies are essentially mutilated at birth in order to fulfill some form of societal Contract of what penises are supposed to look like and we just know that it's difficult to clean. Yes, I know but also Should we say it's difficult. I know our foreskin brothers out there. I hear you I already hear you slapping your fucking sleeve together. I can hear you doing it when you get a moment We get that Q tip out of the head of your cock. I know it an email. I know it's not that bad side stories LP O T L a gmail.com defend your foreskin. Yeah, but also let's let's not go out there and beg for it back Okay, guys once it's gone. It's gone. I don't want I don't want pics But how long can a force can get oh? I actually think a foreskin would give me bigger than your penis really. Yeah, I think that's kind of the idea if it's super long You got a trim it back at least people are afraid to lose the foreskin because apparently you lose length and sensitivity and honestly I don't need either yeah, I don't need to be more sensitive You've never seen the guys who do the white and orange. Oh, we've shown them. Have you seen that? Yeah, it's what it's what got us kicked off of twitch. Oh the first time. Oh, we're not I showed it anymore run Netflix Yeah, yeah, we could show it Yeah, show it right here. It's show it right here. Yeah, yeah, in this area here where I'm waving my hand No, I've seen it's a tucker. They attach it to their knee on the inside of their pants and also sometimes it'll stay there all day The tucker will pull on the skin of their penis the entire day Interesting anything but go to therapy. Yeah, it's like those guys who get a chain That go straight from the tip of their deck to their ear just so they can wiggle their ear and jerk off every year About those guys They're not in the files. I'd say that much What magazine did you see that in? I don't know. Where did you even come out or where did that come from? I think it's a joke I told when I was like in seventh grade. It's very possible. I'm using it again because I'm out of material Why not? You know why not we gotta come to the end of material eventually so we have Updates and Updates all right So if we can we hear the song Hear the song again Play my mother fucking music It's an island adventure Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time The files aren't stopping so why should we over adhered side stories We offer the freshest takes on the newest Epstein files every week and gosh golly we have fun with it That's right once you pop you can't stop no, especially if you're uh, I guess a person involved in the government Because all of them are involved. Yes, especially because they all say that I Didn't do anything Like you know what guy that we've been talking about for fucking half of the gears and all of the files and all of the Incinuations and all of stuff obviously cash Patel No evidence. Not the biggest updates of this week So before we before we even update the updates listen We're not gonna do the entire episode of updates today like we did last week. We're not gonna do that to you We could and I want to yeah, if I could I'd turn this whole show into the Epstein show We would never talk about a single other thing until one of these guys and I just mean the term these guys Is dead. Yeah, so until the government stops fucking and killing kids. We might stop talking about What's up out of our house? I'll fucking get you out of my house. I don't want to be here No, this is like when fucking ESPN had to cover Sandusky. No, they were just it was just so hard being like So from this angle are you right here Sandusky but just into his lawn chair You can get a really good angle on a lot of the front penises of these little boys like you could see with the teleprompter and everything Sandusky not in the finals Wow, I guess Epstein was in a big sports guy. No, so cash Patel our youtuber head of the FBI has come out and said no evidence has been found linking Jeffrey Epstein to any form of a pedophile network even though Good work guys. Good guys. You think that they the the female body inspectors would be the first one to know But we now know if you read all these emails And you don't think that there's not some with yeah There's no picture of Jeffrey Epstein Yeah, I mean we know that there is there is pictures of him fucking little girls Yes, because there's millions of files they refuse to show us but in those pictures Oh, there are literally there are pictures of Jeffrey Epstein having sex with teenagers in the files We know this they're just trying to say there's no pictures of Jeffrey Epstein with an invoice Standing next to Bill Clinton with the teenager holding up a newspaper that headline saying this is the day that I was trafficked Right, it doesn't exist that is what they're saying that they yeah sure there's no evidence because They're fucking international spies and they're literally Multi-billionaires in the secret keeping industry you fucking morons. Well, there is evidence though. Yeah Because it's there they just didn't investigate it. They didn't want to investigate it So that's one thing we know Richard Branson. This is another update. Yeah, Richard Branson and the emails The reason why we're constantly going over this is that there's so many emails and there's so much to do We don't want anyone to get forgotten or left behind. No, I like Richard Branson We got to make sure that he gets his do I miss him. I miss us He is a printed Branson gave kind words to Jeffrey Epstein about things blowing over obviously after his 2008 arrest Same thing with noam chomp. See I'm not taking a single fucking word back about noam chomp. See I think Jeffrey Epstein Anything he touches turns to shit. Yeah, so Richard Branson Same thing casually talking about Jeffrey Epstein's harem of girls can't wait to see him again Can't wait to do all this stuff again Coddling him expressing we've seen this over and over again noam chomp ski Seriously if you're child molester and you need a shoulder to cry on Go to the wet damp shoulder of noam chomp ski He will absolutely support you in your time of need. I hate when a child molester has the last last name chomp Fucking disgusting It's better than being like a lickety split You know this is my name is noam lipping spits. He's an I want to tell you about what you should think But Kisley said she put the fifth. Yeah, Jisleyne is also now played the fifth She says she's not talking unless they give her some form of immunity Got any moves there to fucking Vacation land all I know is it's just nice to see a woman get punished for all of this. Yes, the only woman That's just nice to see just yeah, but Jisleyne she's holding her cards deeply deeply close to her double d's and she is holding them tight She knows she knows she can't reveal all until she can be free to have her only fans because she's gonna make big Unonly fans. I mean honestly Shouldn't prisoners be allowed to have only fans Side stories ill p o t l a gmail done. I'm not letting make money. I don't I mean I forbid you release them and then they're broke They just only want to commit more crimes. I can't wait for these money when they're in jail What only fans of it? I think this is a great idea. We all do everybody does and I reckon here the agreement in the name You know how many people get fucking wet and hard for prisoners? I mean so many people it's subscribed to this. It's almost bad. We're leaving people like it's bad for society We like making money off of prisoners. That's why arguably a lot of them are slavery. Yes, and so is it why not let them make their own money or just take that money Let them they're already jerking off side stories help you This is where yeah, yeah, you take this Finally, it's happening. It leads to bed. Yeah, they do get arrested. Yeah, yeah, prisoners of Mexico certain new only fans and it's graphic We know it's crazy. That's why we subscribe. It better be graphic if it wasn't graphic than what the five you need to tell me I'd be if it was just like the gay Mexican prisoner only fans. I signed up for it. It's a little over the time What do you fucking think is happening in there? Do you know that if prisoners were allowed to have only fans It would be more legal than whatever Our president is a convicted rapist So here we go. We got a brat go let's bring it back. Let's bring it back So we haven't gotten our emails from Richard Branson's company yet because they're really reaching out to everyone who's talking about it And making sure they email and scare them please do please email us inside source opotlgmail.com if you want it intimidate us please email us that'd be great for the show So we have a congress is now looking at unredacted files. So the point where I believe it was a Republican senator Oh, yeah, I forgot who it was it came out and basically said the shit I saw I'm going to tell the whole world Unless someone tells them ahead of time. I'm going to tell people We also know that the news has traveled so far that even CBS covered The fact that we're pretty fucking certain a chunk of orange jumpsuit is seeing entering into Epstein's jail cell really buddy It's on the major news now like now it's there. It is past conspiracy theory thought it's CBS's button salt Yeah, they're fucking they're on they're on the president's side And they're literally having to report because it's that real it is happening It's all of these things are following apart. I do want to issue a correction. Okay, please I fucked up So last week I was trying to talk about Jeffrey Epstein's connection to 4chan So a lot of hey was made about the idea that Jeffrey Epstein met with moot Christopher pool who ran 4chan right around the same time period that 4chan re put up their pull Bulletin board okay, which is where q would come out of all of the racist memes that would fuel the grassroots campaign behind the Trump campaign all of this stuff and I put a lot on Frederick Brennan who was the I described him as he looked like a potato yes, and that he was a little man right and everyone got people some got mad at me right because I understand He has since he was not QAnon I'm sorry. I misspoke. I was misremembered and that document that documentary on HBO I had misremembered that wasn't prepared to talk about him Frederick Brennan is he did help run 4chan and 8cune and all these things he sold his stake in it In order to get away from all of this oh, so he's a good guy. He's a fine guy He's a I was deeply brutal on him He's a fine. He's fine. I'm still not gonna say he's great But I'm gonna say he's fine because now he is pushing a back hard core against radicalization on the internet He's working really hard in trying to push him. He did not start q He was he was just a part of the He was a part of the original scene of this world of the truly internet the truly when rotten got Run rotten calm got kicked off. He stepped in there was stuff like this stuff like that But I actually got a really comprehensive email from somebody that is actively interested in 4chan. Okay, I feel like a lot of people which I understand There has the tent To think about any of these things and and and a neutral way Yeah, I get it. I get why you're you're going to say I don't like 4chan It's hard for me to understand that there's any good in it. I told Personally, I totally get it because it's hard to wrap our heads around but this is a More humanistic approach the history of 4chan to sort of understand right like so there are people I know they're a part of the original boards I know that the story that is told by the media on one hand is a way to try to destroy Any form of independent journalism on the internet right there's one way of saying it's all for racist It's all for blood. There's a way to blanket coat a thing. Do we consider 4chan journalism? No, I'm just saying The idea of independent voices talking yes makes the media that has created a very careful Kind of corporate way of delivering the news makes them very nervous and they don't like it, right? So they for a long time even till now the internet was viewed as a fat All of this you guys don't even understand like part like like wait on kind of unpack it Is that even within show business our World is under the title of new media Okay, the internet has been making content For over 20 years. Oh way over that It's not new media This is how traditional Systems view these systems the systems last podcast that I left is over a decade old. It's yes Considered new media exactly, but it's technically new media So this is how the old media portrays us because they don't want us to be involved in the meat They don't want us in these in these areas, but we're not re entertainment. I'm just saying any I'm just talking Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. I was saying they don't want they don't like it. They don't like uncontrolled speech I don't like them. So we none of us we ate them So I'm just saying the the history of these things are slightly more complicated than the way The television is going to tell you so this was an interesting run at this I've been an active 4chan user since 2008. I can confidently say the reliance of poll was a coincidence The previous iteration new got deleted for turning to stormfront as a consequence the displays users of new were being incredibly annoying Lowering the quality of the overall site irritating the mod team during the time Epstein would have met with moot He basically already abandoned us and the lead-moper moderator grape ape took over most of the operations We had this basically verified thanks to the soy jack party half-glassed year Moot at the time was basically focused on canvas a side project most people forgot about and this would have been what he was doing during 2011 his interest in 4chan was waning because he was 23 at the time and I've been running the sites since he was 15 In charge of 4chan's community the stories about how he kept 4chan running were insane Great-bap poor bullying on his rape ape is a fun figure in many ways But at this time you only knew about him and his role if you spend a ton of time on the in real life channel for 4chan Either way, we had he had very little operations Very little interest in the operations that we actually know Thanks to the aforementioned hack they now know this that the claims of being a quote great hacker Applied to moot are also overstated the shardy hack only happened because of outdated architecture from when moot was still in charge And was a semi-known vulnerability at the time grape ape from what users on 4chan know about him is a militant neo-nazi But still allows left the speech and thought because of his viewpoints on free speech The police still feel like idea of opening it all up They thought that pole was a what they called a containment board a place to put all the bad guys They were operating side of 4chan And so that's kind of how it always worked and never stayed there and it would leak all around so it's just more that Epstein meeting with moot probably did not change 4chan But it shows what Epstein was thinking about at the time. Yes, so it is not that he Created pole and that he did these things on 4chan to in order to harness the power of the internet in order to change People's view of people on the internet because what we talked about last week. Yes, that Epstein created pizegate He created a world he got really interested in Image management on the internet. Okay after his 2008 arrest So now we're saying he didn't create pizegate. No, we were saying that he joined in on the guys making fun of pizegate We don't know if he created pizegate or not. Okay, I'm just saying that the pole creation on 4chan and his meeting with moot Seems to just sort of be a Coincidental timing and it's more just showing that Epstein was really really interested in harnessing the power of the internet and Recreating your image. Okay, and so that was a that was kind of the thing. It's a little bit more complicated Seems like a technicality, but he was talking about pizzas when he was Trafficking children. We know there we some of its code some of its pizza. Yeah Let's literally have you seen the beef jerky stuff? Oh, I know. No, I know. We're what's this? Maybe it's cannibalism stuff going on where they talk about beef jerky and it's so crazy that I can't put anything past it anymore Oh, no, now they're like I'm talking to someone about it. No, like isn't true that they were sucking the blood out of babies And then I have to say I don't think that's true But I no longer can say that for sure. Oh, yeah sure That's the craziest shit that's happening the pictures of Prince Andrew Andrew On the covering over the child while they got what was talking about this last week them all them with the American flag tablecloth With the feet on it and them all party and all fucking gasped out and you're fucking pupils all black and shit These guys are having way too much fun I am fucking sick of billionaires having fun. Yeah, there's also some crazy ass people that have Been in trouble this week that I feel like we should at least bring up that are in the Epstein files David McKillips Had to resign as the head of Chuck E. G's he actually these are some people still have shame There's also he knows hardcore coming after the Epstein people move Poland Okay, Poland is hardcore coming after they are they're doing all of this Search going into basically just Poland is willing to say that Epstein was a Russian spy Thank you Poland. Thank I guess yeah, so they're coming out sucks that it's like uh Poland You know they're dead Yeah, we know of course it's party in charge of poll Oh god All right, here's someone that I learned about this week that I didn't know existed uh Leon black He owns life touch which life touch is Basically the company that takes every photograph of students. Yes, the and they log all the pictures They they make all the yearbook photos and even if your kid doesn't want to be in the yearbook They still take their photo and log them. Yes, so basically Epstein was in Cha in touch with Leon black who had possession of every photograph of every American child Yeah, so yeah, so that's fine. Yeah, we use just I used to have those yeah, and he helped him deal with his accusations He helped him with all that stuff Another person I learned about this week is jack Horner see this is fascinating This connected to this story that came out of an RFK junior taking Jeffrey Epstein and Jizz Lane hunting for dinosaur bones Yes, so this was like one of those Back in the day you see this headline and you're just like Okay, it's another one of these baffling ones where like yeah, of course they went searching for dinosaur bones And he's like hey, what is your rap? What's your app? Her body music pulls this fucking penis out of his fucking flying But so explain Eddie how do we got here um so So jack Horner is um, he's basically Sam Neal from Jurassic Park. Yeah, he was an advisor on the Jurassic Park films He was he got in trouble because he was let go by the museum that he worked for because he got married to a 19 year old student who had a boyfriend Guys So fucking sick So 70 I'm sick Entire to view okay He's a scientist He is the guy that discovered The dinosaurs are birds yes, like this is the guy. This is that guy He's the one that did all of these the why we think like that This is a scientist to spend his whole day thinking about dinosaurs I Is it just because he wanted to date a woman that had a favorite dinosaur? Is it because that it's just like I the idea of a seven year old and a 19 year old I know she's again, she's legal technically. Yes, she's legal That means that he was 51 when she was born Um, I'm 44 so that means that I would wait seven years from now for someone to be born to later marry them when I'm 70 But think about how you could really crazy think about how you could really build that out though Yes, and how nice that would be to kind of know I got my wife at factory Clear, right very top Fill it with all my references. Oh Oh, yeah, well now you don't have to worry about that especially if she's a Jurassic Park fan They're keep cranking out those movies. Oh, yeah, oh, no, keep cranking those out. No, I think he's gonna be fine So here we go. This is the year that this is the same year of his interactions with Jeffrey Epstein began in 2012 when he started Shropping this 19 year old undergraduate student the school museum they widely asked him to leave Lots of people were happy that he did right he's just out here. He's in the he's in the bone community Yeah, yeah, but one of the most interesting things that it seems that he has been doing of the last year is he's been trying to Grow chickens with dinosaur tails. Yes, and guess who funded it Jeffrey Epstein. Oh Jeffrey Epstein was his longtime friend They gave him some money and it seems that this is another example of a fucking old pervert emailing some other pervert to be like How me get push pus. Yeah, it's like the man. I'm an accredited Professor That is Famous a famous accredited professor very been represented in multiple films. Has the email this fucking loser Listen to Jeffrey Epstein talk again. I want to remind you listen to him talk and I'm like you would have it's absolutely wonderful What you do? That's absolutely fantastic. She's just one of the two real wonderful things. I've learned so many things Desert you're calling this fucking guy to literally be like me want new young type push How me get me only no teradactyl Yes, how can can you grow me an old person that looks like a child? Here we go We so He visited his time. He went to the We know that uh, old jack horny went to the new mexico ranch because the new mexico ranch is where they went searching for dinosaur bones And jack horner is the one that taught rfk jr. How to look for dinosaur bones With Jeffrey Epstein and just lame max so Jeff rfk jr. Obviously doesn't know what the fuck he's doing Yeah, he's the guy who we got looking for dinosaur bones. We think he's the expert. No No, the diner the only dinosaur bone he can find is his own penis inside of Cheryl Hines And what a lucky lady Oh god, being his vessel every day she wakes up and she's like what a great decision. I may Every day she drinks from his river. She gets on her knees and I pour my river down into your chalice Every fucking He's fucking unbelievable losers. Oh my god. There is need to restart the government. Oh, honestly 10 years ago I don't care who's good. I ended and restart not ever were good It doesn't matter. Not a single one of them are good even if I liked you I hate you if you know a single secret thing about the Epstein files and you are not talking to a microphone Right now you can go fuck yourself. How about that? Yeah How about that if you're hiding information about people that are currently in the government Namely the people that were reacted redacted out of a 2005 sexual assault claim against Jeffrey Epstein a list of Of co-defendants that were all blacked out. Oh, why are they being well? Who are they being redacted to protect? And then the other shit is there there is a literal email They're all after all of this talk about how there is no list and there's nobody prosecute There is an email that lists the six guys Those are the ones we should go after these are the guys and guess who's the top spot are fucking president And guess who's the second top spot his best friend over in fucking Saudi Arabia And guess who's in the third spot the fucking Andrew formerly known as prince And then we got three others and I'm gonna get you we're gonna see Howard. I'm gonna see where Howard lustick on there Howard lustick okay. I'm gonna see Howard lustick on there. I think we're gonna see Lex these are guesses Less wexner. Yes, I mean of course who knows of course. Why is this old friend He had a lot of friends you know a lot of friends. What do we think about net and Yahoo? Oh, that'd be a fun one big net You know, I do find a fun. How did he keep up with friends so well? I mean, it's so hard. I have like a pledge that I call someone every week. Yeah, that's a big lift for me to call one person. How does he? He's a great friend. You say anything you want about Jeffrey Epstein. He keeps in touch. He's asking questions Everything about you. Yeah, I've never had a friend be so interested in all of the intricate details of my money and my and my life Imagine your kids taking their middle school photographs and then Epstein being like hey great photo your kid. Yeah, he's just randomly He had this so who is the sky who this who's he's exposing who is he exposing on this rapper? I'm representative Rokana. Yeah He exposed these are the names right here Yeah, Lex Wexner. I called it. Yes, and Sultan Ahmed bin Salim. Yes. Great. Of course. Go get him. We're the Americans now. All right Can I can we talk about a little bit of conspiracy that stuff that I don't think is true? But I've a toy in New York Zorab Mikhail Detsky Leonik Leonov Nikola Kaputo. Yeah, well, I don't know anything about this right now. No, we don't just bring names that I can brand new news This just came out like right now just came in yeah, fuck good. Keep calm. Keep it. Keep it. All right. We're looking up We'll get back to a please email aside stories and help you Side stories. I'll be able to all of gmo.com is Jeffrey Epstein alive. That's what I keep seeing. There's that new picture of him with that beautiful hair Yes, the beautiful hair. I think it's they're saying he's walking around Tel Aviv. How about the picture of his dead body With the tattoo. I think that it's fake the tattoo I think that the pictures of him on the operating table are fake because there's a picture with none of his tattoos on his left side Okay, so you think the picture itself is fake and then it's like I think that that tattoo picture is fake. Okay, cool. All right. That is my personal belief. I I don't think Jeffrey Epstein is still alive I don't think he is I think he's dead. Yeah, personally. I think he's dead I think he's dead. I don't think there's any reason to keep him alive people do want you to react to this picture Oh, yeah, yeah, he's got there's a guy who looks similar to Epstein long hair walking around Tel Aviv with security We don't know who the guy is Can I say what was probably an extremely inappropriate thing? I don't think he has that unique of a face in Tel Aviv I don't think he has that unique of a face in these communities I don't think that Jeffrey Epstein is not Different enough looking but who's the guy then anybody the nostril does match up very closely It does certain things that match up really closely, but I don't know with AI who the fuck knows who knows now I think that would Jeffrey Epstein. I think they killed him dead or they allowed himself to kill himself dead What the crazy thing is is that after these last set of emails Everything is not is not off the table of course I was saying is like in play now, but now we're gonna wrap up the segment. I promise We just said we were we're gonna talk about the entire episode We've almost done this the entire episode again. We're gonna wrap this up again. We're by remembering they have stripped all context from these files There's very little To fully discern just from the files alone. Yes, it is not concrete evidence that someone's name is in these files Just because they are in there does not mean they are necessarily guilty of crimes It's just use your fucking head again when you're reading stuff Imagine try to put a human Body in the facts when you walk around walk around in that person shoes Try to corroborate what you can when you can and if not just be like that's interesting Bank it and wait for something else to pop up because so far it really has been That's kind of the stuff that's really the the craziest part about all of this is that there is starting to things are starting to connect Yes, just don't stop talking about it if they if the president Tweets something racist Unfortunately, it's not out of the norm. Keep focusing on the What a shock. Yeah Oh, whoa, he's racist No fucking way All right, we got it. All right, let's get to news. All right, news. My favorite story of the week This army we had the you know, we super well was this weekend. It was a lot of people love the bad bunny You know green day performed Apparently the Seahawks one I didn't know for until I until I till I Delayed in the day. I was very proud of myself. I only watched the half-time show. Yes Two years in a row But that being said there was an alternate half-time show A lot of people think we're talking about Kid Rock not talking about Kid Rock never We're talking about the puppy bowl now the puppy bowl every year normally that happens. It's for charity right the idea Or it's also to adopt these dogs. Yes, and so I guess this year one of the valiant winners Which is truly one of the most inspirational stories in the country and everyone was so happy to see Teagan That I believe was it was obviously some it was it is a corgi mix of some type really salty Corgi salty corgi mix in a wheelchair And if you look at the video in the puppy bowl It's mostly shelty. I don't think it's corgi. It won it won the puppy bowl But I don't I feel like a lot of the dogs might have had something kind of let it win in a way Yes, it was Teagan was a member of team fluff The reason we're talking about Teagan is the puppy bowl was two days ago and Teagan's no longer with us. So these fucking Pieces of shit. Yes, did What has happened to me As you wear a t-shirt with your favorite crippled dog I wore Luffy today to be more positive is Luffy alive I mean, it's Dubai you can never literally you can't trust any words coming out of there But Luffy is why I wore Luffy today to represent Teagan. So what they did Was that they filmed the puppy bowl four months ago I which blows my mind that the puppy bowl is not live. I don't know why I care but I'm pissed off I I'm honestly I'm pissed. Yeah, why you have one job. Yeah, you can't fucking Puppies for half an hour you literally it can't be live if what are you talking about so either way beside it just that That's one fucking pre-recorded for what to cover up lip syncing right here for what you Can do for a delay in case one of the dogs starts raping one of the other ones. I guess He's a no it's pre-recorded if a dog dies. They don't film another one. So what happens What's what what happened was that someone reached out to do a commercial with Teagan the wheelchair bound puppy Again, Doug flutey of wheelchair bound dogs never want to super ball can't I go out. Yeah, not even The Michael Vick dog flutey. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. The Michael Vick yes of wheelchair bound dogs. Yeah, cuz he Kill all the other For other wheelchairs for dog wheelchairs the pet wheelchair maker canine carts reached out to ask if This dog Teagan could be in the puppy bowl so they could promo their wheelchairs for dogs Which I think is great and I It's right. Yeah, that we promo wheelchairs for dogs because dogs deserve wheelchairs and deserve an extra chance at life It's accused thinking the world maybe this dog Shouldn't have been participating in the puppy bowl considering it died shortly afterwards. So right after the puppy bowl Teagan fucking dies They then proceed to show us America A dead fucking dog. That's right That's what we did we all participated in truly The one of the more besides mass shootings Political insurrections. I think truly one of the biggest tragedies of the social media age Is this phenomenon do you know that every Contestant in the first puppy bowl is dead How about that you think about that where are they now they're in the ground. They're a bunch of dust every Every puppy bowl 2005 just share that I can't watch this any of these dogs are still I can't watch this rubber The saddest thing on the thing. Yeah, we all over and we wanted to adopt her. Yes, no Dog didn't die at my house. I give no idea why only kill old dogs at my house why in the living fuck You wouldn't reshoot this Was it named after Chrissy Teagan? Oh, not that bitch No, I can't be oh my god. I just them so upset We all because it's just also the way they're like yeah, she died Yeah, why is it not like yeah, she died Just easy. I guess it's just because it's like if she died today they would be it would be worse Well, the uh, I'm not reading this this is literally the saddest thing I've ever seen all right Oh get this off It said everything up for her she could continue getting her fluids and oxygen the rescue center works I checked on her every day for two hours to change her position and flush the catheter. Oh, okay. Yeah I started to get tailwags when I talked to her oh, yeah, no, this is good. This person's a fucking saint Yeah, I checked on her during every two hours after the last check I could see that she was tired not long after that she took her last breath. That's our puppies She's fucking it's a poor puppy, but like I mean come on like this dog I mean we we hate child stars. I know this the puppy bull am I do I now hate the puppy bull? Well, that is what happened we need to change this we're we can talk about this dog bull Well, you know that the Westminster dog show is now added like a athletics portion. Oh great I think we're gonna go harder into the Westminster dog show I'd rather watch that than the goddamn Super Bowl. I think no we should go harder into that I mean there's just as much corruption in breeding and rape as in any other Trafficking worlds in the in the dog breeding community. Oh absolutely, but it's cuter results It is cuter results Champ should be judged Champion you'll be judged you would kill all the other dogs. I hope you'd kill them We love champ. Jam could have been in the puppy bull. We're not gonna be next year make sure he's gonna answer the dog bull Yeah, honestly that'd be awesome. Oh, no the dog bull has senior dogs on it. That's really cute. I'd love to see that Actually a dot-bapt. I love that. Yes, I'm a top senior dogs Now in some happier news In one of the most metal articles I've ever read in my life, okay, and Olive Garden cook was rushed to a hospital. Yes, okay After this man cooking at Olive Garden He was so sad. I think that someone I think someone actually reached the end of a never ending possible And he was so sad and he thought he's like I could have made everybody so full. He we know how they're all Italian Yo, you know Italy they're straight from Italy not Olive Garden. They're straight from Italy and he was just like Oh, and I got mad at too much a soup. I need to do something. Oh, wait, it's the auto-ministra on it He was super sad about something And he decided to take matters onto his own face By um what authorities are describing a suicide attempt by sticking his head in the fryer Yeah, you really died of his wounds. He I don't think he died No, he died. Oh really because the the article on breeding says he's alive. Oh, that is who that is rough Yeah, so he's gonna have tortollini face for the rest of his life. Yeah, if he's gonna be like what's his name for preacher from what I Understand is the man lived. Oh, I want to be an out of Jeannie Oh All right, the cook did kill himself Because they're not releasing the name as they shouldn't be I'm happy they are because like the just he should be shamed for trying to commit suicide Calling it a suicide attempt because he if he died he apparently he's not an attempted suicide So what he did I'm sorry to for semantics here. I think it's because he died after the fact I think it can still be an attempt even if it can be a successful attempt. Oh All right, I think that so according they think they know it was suicide because multiple staff members called screaming for help to 911 And saying a chef got super agitated ripped off his clothes and again, I think it was because he's like I used to be such a farmer's job and I thought the he's the most beautiful one ever He was speaking anything with Spanish. I got a heat went I didn't he turned he's like he reached over He dropped I guess he dropped some ravioli and he went oh And he farted on the toward Italy. He's like oh, no, I farted on a thought They can't do that. No, he was so ashamed Then he rooped off his clothes and they said that then they were screaming 911 calls all they heard was screaming He just shoved his head into the fryer. Yeah Which is just fucking reminds me of the uh their mr show sketch You remember that? Do it again Head first this time do it again. You remember that? It's a heavy metal. It's like the guy that said It's it's sketches about David Cross plays a superman of a heavy metal band in a hospital bed Oh Yes, and the rest of them's all burnt in yes, yeah, and it's just kicking around I remember that that was very cute. That was oddly cute. It's very funny But it's just as a cook this is the worst way to go yes, uh, but I am surprised that he did die because I feel like this would just be something that would you know You put your head in and then your body would just rip it out I think that you immediately get such Systemic swallow it. I think that it goes up your nose I think that it goes up inside of your sinus cavities. I think it burns you in a in a truly oh horrific way friars are crazy man We used to always when I was an old cook We used to like when someone wasn't paying attention you throw some ice in there So it explodes on them and they get burned which is a fun little game that a lot of clips like the play He did finally he did pass. Okay. He did pass, but yeah, he did yeah, that is just Rough I'm not gonna read his name, but it's in Pennsylvania, which is also I'm a sad way to die in an olive garden. Yeah, you know Do you think it was so oh do you think they finished the day or do you think they closed the restaurant? Apparently they did close for the day. Okay, and they opened up the next day. Yeah You know see that said they took a pause and the guys they were like at least because you know the boss came down He was like, and about to come around Oh, you know, I do just like a mama mama made when my mama died It was one of the craziest things I ever seen. I'm a mama She fed a breast to force into a muscle round machine Made a twist to the breast or a twist and throw the breast make him into muscle round machine We all said that we could I we could I but we know we can't out of clothes and restaurant People are making a lunch nobody can then to mama breathe to turn into other boss Yeah, well my mama died. I keep the restaurant open and when this guy died I know we are all a family family but sometimes family Missed And so they did I think The restaurant was closed for several days after the incident But the house sense reopened. Yeah, it's reopened because you know you got to clean out that oil that you definitely got to clean it out But that only takes a day are you going there am I going there? Are you gonna know that they got a new fryer? I think you do not think that the literally the entire system needs to be pulled out. Yes, I do you can't just have human You could you know all right, all right, you could clean it and you could reuse it Yes, and nothing would happen to any of us are you okay? Are you absolutely sure? Yes, no, right? I am sure well you have your food handler's life. Yeah, you boil it. I mean there's lots of shickles in the friars And they get cleaned even human flesh. There is I think that it is not ideal But I think it's not ideal I think that the chemicals that clean the fryer do a good enough job where you would not know If someone cooked their head in a fryer after you cleaned it, I know from the news That's what I believe I know from the news and I know from the Yelp reviews Yeah, you mean to tell me from then on because don't gonna put the Yelp and Yelp This is literally what it's for don't go here chefs commit suicide here. Yeah, well, I mean also using the word chef It's not a chef. It's real liberal Yeah, he's a coach. He's not a chef. There's no surprise. I have a fryer Well, we got a frother ravioli's you know, I thought he would all chicken parmesan chicken parm You know, all that's got across even if it's like pre-made you drop the chicken cutlet and I've got all kind of went in like the starbrook style Convention of it. I bet they have french fries God that's sad. I bet the fri I bet they have french fries guys I can I also see this and I mean this and I'm really not saying this in a snobby way Got a and all over garden. It really why is it still exists? It is by far the Food Italian it is the worst take a moment I'm gonna say this to great place to drink underage. I used to drink underage. They're all the time in a very Florida Way I've been to Florida in Florida. Yeah, I'm just gonna put this way. I've been to olive garden for both a wedding reception and a funeral. Yeah It makes me feel the same way. You know, the thing about olive garden is I don't want to shame you if you go to olive garden No, but the fact that there are better things to get that are not all that are the same level of olive garden You can get there is an olive garden times square that is extremely popular Nothing has made me more mad about anything Like you could go get a heart of Italian food Is in New York City, but it's also not in times square There is good Italian food in times square. We went to that room really good place. We went to restaurant row We went in restaurant row, but you have to carefully choose which one in City, but some of them are better than others. I bet there's 25 options within a mile of all of Carthons and all of them are all square literally all better than olive garden Yeah, it is all me it is literally made out of cat me well If you or someone you know is considering suicide contact 98 Suicide and crisis lifeline by dialing 98 text 98 to the crisis text line 7 4 1 7 4 1 Or go to 988 and they're not going to tell you how to do it or they don't tell you how to do it. No, I don't think so great Think that you know, I don't know call Okay, so this is this story I want to cover really quick because Uh, this is the scariest thing I've read all right So this is this week and literally outside of the Epstein stuff because there's really nothing we can do about it So this is some of the and it's done and it's done. It's kind of already happened So this is some of the this is really scaring the fucking shared out of me And why I don't do airbnb's anymore So several people who stayed in the airbnb in Las Vegas fell seriously ill after deathly ill deathly very very ill After a tip led FBI and police to uncover an illegal bio lab in the homes garage So this was run by a guy named orry Solomon who is an israel he is from Israel He is an Israeli citizen who also happens to be able to be a super of several He's not here on a work visa. No, he happens to be able to run all of these establishments where he is the super he runs these airbnb's in Vegas I don't even know Vegas had airbnb's. I mean it's there it's rough summerland You get out there. I like it out there But uh orryt he is the only way to really describe orry Solomon is that he looks like a villain from that was at Halle Berry Hugh Jackman movie Oh, oh, he looks like he's from the film swordfish. He's got that yeah, he's got Weird six-year-old man with bleach blonde hair very frightening. Yeah, he was a suit. Well these people are one with a nice mouth Again a lot of nice mouth people here. You might have gotten some objections Yeah, honestly, yeah, he was working with another guy named David her that is a pseudonym for a guy that it's like his is English name I honestly I can't really pronounce his Chinese name. He's a Chinese national. Okay. He's been connected to the communist party of China That was also arrested in California For another biolab that was shut down in early January So this has all been kind of coming on. I guess it was like a couple of years ago What is the point of having your own private biolab? It seems that whoever is doing this for whatever reason that they're doing this They are they he's saying it's not his But it was just in his garage is that they are hosting COVID-19 samples HIV Norovirus Ebola denang fever denang fever like literally they are they are hosting a bunch of viruses. They're literally just holding on to a bunch of viruses for Research because also a thousand mice there. I will say at the bare minimum the Airbnb shouldn't have a thousand mice My Like I'm so over it. I'm so over it every air Has a lot of the sheets off before you know you have to scrub the tiles and you have to look at that We're looking for more bio, please You're literally gonna pick up his kids through school You know the Airbnb I am just this idea of going to one of the I am so sick of it every time they always have some locked room They always have a locked room. Yeah, and it's deeply frightening. I said entire house. I want access to the whole thing It's 13 cameras. That's all you think of as the movie 13 cameras when you have just a room. I can't enter What's 13 cameras? That's liver. It's a basic. No, I wish that's a sexy movie. This is about a movie. It's like a weird fucking guy That has a house respites on women. Did you like it? Yeah It's great. I so disturbing. I literally can't show now. Oh wow That's fun because Natalie will never stay in a hotel ever again more charges are against a soloman are likely It is unclear Tuesday. He's been released though. Yes He's released so they don't know the but he they made him promise not to go anywhere Yes, well, they just passport from oh wow because these guys are just Top tier we just have some of the best guys on this right now especially for Israeli citizens Oh, they are on it. They got this guy clamped down. There is no way this guy is doing anything Even though also it's weirdly connected to another Chinese spy being arrested in Riverside really very strange Very interesting activity flying around there's a lot of stuff going. Oh, you know Don'ts good about this is what's happening now that it's easier to check on everybody now that big brother is in and watching us all the time It's kind of easier to catch people doing bio labs. I know but also They're renting it out to people to stop there. Yeah, they put it on Airbnb. Yeah, it's not even like a Private service from some millionaire. It was just the fridge was filled with weird vials and I just if people got sick I'm just done. Yeah, I'm not going to vacation anymore. I hate vacation You love vacation. No, I like not working. Yes. I hate going places. It is true You don't like actually, you know, it's hard to get you out of the house. I'm thinking about it I go out more, but it's like if I'm in LA. I'll go out. Yeah, it's just I'm done I hate going places. Yeah, like when the fires came I was like hey, I'm going to ocean side I'm gonna go chill by the beach and you're like I'm gonna burn inside my house Yeah, I mean that's just because I'm not leaving that house. That's wild. Yeah, I'm standing. I don't care about anything that much Because you're a renter Would you buy a house? I became a boomer during that very small window. I became one. I felt it. I felt I was like I'll stand out here with a fucking host But no Natalie would have made me a vac Well Airbnb hasn't really Oh, they have commented no, I wonder why? I wonder why? I have a comment Nothing I do want to bring up a scare B.m. B. Come on. What do we do? I'm never going again When ever fucking again This one is a big one serial pooper. Oh, yeah caught caught what I love about this story is the fact serial defecator Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Now this is in Madison, Wisconsin. Apparently I've known we've now seen this a couple of times. I was just in Madison I didn't see any shit on the ground. It's because normally they keep it in their little white butts But this woman put it out there. I love that it's a woman by the way So this was a common trail right there. We're going to stop the stouton police department and it received reports from this They I guess they had found Human feces and used toilet paper in a park. Yeah, so I've been shitting in the same place wiping themself a bringing toilet paper to wipe That's the thing if you didn't leave the toilet paper they probably wouldn't have got caught the toilet paper is what makes you a fucking weirdo In this scenario. So I'm concerned you should walk out of there with the shitty ass because you know the shit in public You should take the punishment of having a shitty ass. Have you heard did you hear the story? I believe we might have covered this woman and right before you joined the show of a I believe it was a high school sports coach that was also caught doing the same exact thing where they found loose stool On a track every morning. Yes, and eventually the coach had to come out and say I've been having stomach issues This has become a thing I do But why not use the bathroom because he's a fucking disgusting bastard Right, so this guy this lady It seems to be all the same. So there were so many poo poo right there was he said he was oh yeah, it was the super intended Yeah, he was the gang was shitting on the school's football field You have to really go out of your way The super intended to go to our random I Forgot he was like the boss of bosses. I guess you just feel really fucking confident. That's power. That is I mean power That's what I just want to be a super intended. I'm a shit in our parking lot. Yeah I'm a hilarious. I his mug shot. He is serious. Yes, but this lady they're not releasing the information about the Madison Wisconsin serial shitter I guess because they've decided to Because she's they're just giving her a ticket for indecent decent conduct There was a one we're even talking about this is that there was so many Reports about this dookie being on this trail But the fucking cops put out a drone. Mm-hmm. Like she was a summer bin Laden. They got her with a Infrared camera. They were dry. Yeah, and they caught her And you literally see her in a thermal suit like literally Yes, I'm not joking. It's like seal team seal team six came looking for her and she's got her hands up Sorry, she just looks like she's been like she's OJ Simpson like she's been caught after a long man hunt But they just gave her a ticket for indecent conduct. I mean she must really wanted to do it This is Madison Wisconsin. It's February Do you think this is July do you think there's something to do like with like her smelly poops Well, maybe she really wants to look at it because sometimes when you poop in the toilet You can't always see it if it gets a little cloudy, you know And so like if it gets a little cloudy or you put some toilet paper on it You can't really see your poop. So maybe she wanted to go poop in the snow have a nice white canvas And then she could really check out what she was putting out there if you can't See your poop Ever if you're always shitting a fine mist That's a problem in and of itself. I mean, I'd say I can't see One out of 10 poops Oh, yeah, I mean, that's normal. Yeah, that's different. Yeah, oh, yeah, every time I can't see it I'm sad I know that much with how I know if I'm sick or not. Oh, yeah, it's how I know if I'm happy or not Honestly, can I a controversial statement? Please I like diarrhea And don't bother me. Everyone's like I got diarrhea. It's bad. I'm like oh, go for you Because you live in a developed country and you have access to water. That's true. I know I'm not gonna die Yeah, yeah, and for us it's time off exactly when I have diarrhea time off from life Time off from my wife. At least 20. Time off from work. Yeah, time off from all of you Where do you think I come up with all the material for the stream? See it's when I'm streaming double stream I'm streaming your streaming. We're all streaming. We're creaming. We're dreaming. We're professionals We're never not working All right, so this don't worry. This lady's been taken off the street. Yes from her big culverse fueled runny dumps And I will say she wasn't too definitely was a unit of a woman So I imagine you could really see she's got I mean they really shouldn't put the weight on there That's a shim. Yeah, what are you gonna do? I mean do do that's what you do No save it yourself Put it in your butt save it in your fucking butt Well, do we have any listener mail today The people actually you care about us. We got the good. Oh, of course they do we're the all they have Yes Now it's time for this and our email. I don't get sick of it. Nice. So are we deciding that's the one we're sticking with forever for now I think I kind of did yeah, I love that one. It's a really good one. It's my favorite one are people still sending in new ones We haven't gotten any in a little while, but I mean I'm I'm content right now. I am pretty content I really love it. So can we officially stop the ask for new listener emails things unless one comes in that's particularly good Yeah, I don't step men I'm open. I'm mo alright I would like to see something a little more funky. I mean that's pretty funky. It is pretty funky We want straight fun. I want straight fun. Zoom it up back Yeah Back in the pocket. Okay, Sebastian's are open. Yeah, submissions are open. I guess I like that one Yeah, I want some Billy based inspired stuff. Yeah, because he just passed. He did just pass. All right, P Billy We go. Let me see if one of these are good. I guess I read this The paper mills are like this. What I'm gonna do the radiation prank. Okay the radiation pranks which are always fun Listen to the Bob Luzare episode today when you guys covered his prank with the helium filled bags with radiation labels on them It would remind me of a prank in a similar vein that was told to me while I was serving in the Navy Often the aircraft carrier nuclear powered these days would carry Marines on board to transport them They'd have their own bunking areas sort of sequestered from the rest of the crew There was some nerd versus jock things going on between the Marines and the Pales sickly looking nuclear text Who never saw the sun and worked twenty eight hours day in pizza time One night a couple of nukes got some radiation suits So few pales filled with ball bearings and a handful of chem-like glow sticks They activated the glow sticks Mixed them in thoroughly into the ball bearings and smeared what was on their hands all over their suits The dead of night they opened the door to the Marines bunk room Through in the ball bearings making a ton of noise while yelling neutron spill neutron spill everybody everybody out neutron spill Dozens of Marines jump out of their beds ready to fight half naked slipping on the ball bearings in glow stick juice Trying to figure out what was happening Pretty sure they all got their asses kicked eventually But the story is legend now. Obviously it's fucking awesome. It is great That is a hell of a prank. My dad used to do with it like he ran a real macaques navy Kind of had enough real macaques navy experience and while he was serving in the navy. Yes, I can imagine that Oh, dad's navy was all prank. He did not have a serious Vietnam You know, and I think I'm glad Because he didn't need anything to make him grumpier. No, certainly not you know Because my uncle Kevin who also just passed yeah, um, and we were we had been talking for a while But he had served in Vietnam and he was yeah, honestly, you know what his worst tour was branch the worst Actually was a pewW for two years. I thought he was dead He had a problem with Asians ever since You know, I know yeah, what are you gonna do hey? I tried to convince him I was too young. I love the tendo uncle. Yeah, yeah, I'm back. They be Here those are wrong type of Asian person Well, let's all take goodbye to everyone What a wonderful day. It's been what that's so nice to see all of you live another day So you get to read more Epstein emails. That's right. Get in there Start googling your friends and then you start moving on to people you admire and then people you hate Yeah, I would love for you to save the people that you hate from the end Because then it's nice to have some laughter as dessert. Yes I still can't believe Woody Allen I was really I was really holds now. I was shocked Is he Woody Allen's name? Oh last comment book on the volume four pre-order soon You're gonna want to check that out. It is on our website This thing is the one of the best things we've ever made It is finally coming out thanks to z2 and hours publishing efforts And you will see the conclusion of my little tale on detective popcorn that I worked on with Elliott Rohal It's honestly you're gonna love it very cool. 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I have nothing Well, we're sold out in Anchorage on the 20th, but please come see us in Fairbanks on the 21st I'm also gonna be doing a brunch show apparently so keep your eyes peeled for that with Billy Wayne Davis. It's gonna be a blast March 14th. We're gonna be in Urbana, Illinois We're then we're gonna Illinois. I'm sorry and then April 26 Lexington, Kentucky Netflix is a joke Henry and I are doing a show at the avalanche 945 that's gonna be on May 7th come out. Come check us out there Rochester, New York, May 30th and London, Ontario on June 28th And then of course a week from today. I'm gonna be over at the punchline with Grant Gordon That's on February 18th in San Francisco. Please come out and see that April 3rd. I'm gonna be in LA at the Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson And then P funcfest on April 11th and ViStar Stadium jumbo shrimp stadium April 12th Come party with me. I fucking love you people rock and roll will never die. Fuck yeah dude We'll see you out there on the ice Yeah, all right fuckers hailstatin. Hellsatin death bull so rockin. Oh, yeah, you Well so rock still rocking because you know, what was the one that just who was just Half an o'Hare passed away. Well that we know that was extremely sad but Andy Dicks not looking good. Of course he's not looking good I'm saying you might have a very good run and you're very first get Well, that's actually it's bad for me though because I have to lose a thousand dollars But it's good for whatever Andy Dictaizes. Yeah, we should mostly be Dictacies Yeah, I'm just gonna send it to penises. What's wrong? I'm in Chicago. Did he die? I heard he's not doing Yeah, we said we'd do it. We did no politics because we said we'd have to keep it even. I just heard he's dying. No We know we can't wait. No, he's dying. He's been dying for a decade. Yeah, honestly, fuck getting hurry up He looks like his bones already left his body by mr. Come. I hope that you I hope you enjoy hell All right, well who else is a puddle that's gonna die soon Rob? We'll see you guys next week. Joe Biden Yeah Live one day longer than Trump you piece of shit. I just knew I knew I Got them corn pop Keep your kids out of Chuckie cheese. Yeah, keep your kid out of Chuckie cheese, okay I'll suck them in there. I'm gonna fuck them in there