04/08/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 📱 Secret Phone Drama & 💀 Easter Shocker

Highlights of Brown Bag. Zulu, come here. Now what's going on? Cheese Maitian with Angie. Okay you guys, Cardi B is saying she grew up believing that her grandma was possessed. What? Yeah, but apparently it was all a lie. She was on, she went on live right and she's like, you know what, as I grow older, like now I'm realizing that my childhood was a big lie. She's like, for example, my grandma, I thought she was for real possessed. Listen. My great-grandmother, she started acting out, I don't know where. And my family used to be like, oh my gosh, she's possessed. She's possessed by a spirit. And like at night time, they'll be like, oh you can't be around your great-grandmother because she's possessed. That's when the spirit possesses her. And now that I'm older, I'm starting to realize she wasn't possessed by no f***ing spirit. She had Alzheimer's. So pretty much she's like the adult in her life telling her her grandma has a- She's possessed. That's so funny. It's a demonial. She had to wait for her to be like, he's- It's like, no, actually she's just dealing with the medical condition. Yeah, yeah. Something very human and something there. That makes sense though, to like confuse the two if you don't know anything about Alzheimer's. That's so funny. I mean, I'm like, okay, I grew up thinking like my parents would lie to me. Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, because I'm like the whole light situation when you're driving, they would always tell me to turn off the light because a cough is gonna stop you. They're gonna give you a ticket. Inside the car. Inside the car, yes. So like a little inside light or whatever. So that's the light I grew up thinking. I thought it was true too. It makes you think it's a light. Because I've tried it before now and I was scared and I didn't get soft. Nobody, yeah, nobody gets a little bit. I don't think, yeah. I don't know. Otherwise, why would they have the light on, on the car? That's not, that's not, I don't think it's real. Right? No. Wait, it's not legal. It's not legal. Maybe they didn't say it was illegal, but maybe like it's gonna get a stop because there's seven of us in the back and they're gonna see. Yeah, you're drawing attention. You're drawing attention. Exactly, like either way, it might get you stopped. And we don't know what our parents are up to. That key's in the trunk. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I just know a lot of stuff gets you stopped for like, like, I remember like if you have something in the middle of your like, like hanging from your gear. It's not even ours. I mean that was the, that's the illegal. Yeah, it is still illegal. It still is. It might be, but no. When a cop wants to stop you, they'll figure out a reason to stop you. And that could be one of them. It doesn't have to be that. They're gonna, they can literally, they're gonna pull you over for that, but they'll be like, oh, you also have limo tint. I'm gonna pull you over. Like get you for that too. So they get you for 10, or your, your life's petty pullovers. You know what I'm saying? Like no, it's stuff that they really never do, but then they'll just do it if they want it. Just to talk to you, just to see what's up with this guy. Okay, but you guys never grew up with lies that your parents told you? Well, not that one. I still believe there was. Really? Okay. I'm not lying. I'm to my children. Because they show what the best thing I'd on. Well, my parents would always tell me there was a scary man around the corner willing to take me at any given moment. Like if you don't behave, if you don't behave, el señor te va a garar. And I'm like, where's he? Oh, damn. Like he's always around. Why are you looking for him? Where is he? No, I'm just like, damn, he's here too. I need a dad. No, I'm just like, he's here too. You know, feel like. Don't need to get into the pool right away. Oh yeah. Never. Wait, I don't know. I don't know which ones are real or not right now. You guys are scaring me. I've never thrown up. Me neither. Oh, my kids do it all the time. They've never thrown up. Yeah, it's cramping. That's about cramping. Your muscles are like. Mm-hmm. People never cramped. I'm looking at it. Because you were like 12. Well, that's what I'm saying. Try it right now. You'll probably cramp. Well, that's when they might tell the kids. That is true. That is true. What about you, girl? Oh wait. The belief that you should not eat before swimming is a myth. To me. What? This is AI and con. So it stems from old unproven theories that eating causes stomach cramps which could lead to drowning. Well yeah. What has it happened? I don't know. I've gotten a cramp. I've gotten a leg cramp. I feel like it hasn't happened to me because I didn't do it. Exactly. Because you followed it. I've gotten a leg cramp and not from eating. Aw. I've gotten that toe cramp. Because I was trying to double digit my toes. Or double joint. Double joint. And then I was like, oh, it's stuck. There's a lot of lies that we all fell for. And we're probably not even sure are true or not. Yeah, I still believe both of those. Really? The light thingy? I think the light is legal. I don't think it's legal. I'm pretty sure it's legal. Yeah. That's not illegal. No. He's saying it's not illegal. It's not illegal. Yeah. You want to show his documents or what? No. What are you laughing for? What's going on? What's going on over here? Who's acting what? Wait a minute. That's the sound of the police. It's just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Yeah. Pretty and pettiest. I love this. You know, there's a saying that goes, the pettiest person in the room is always a man. And this is so true. WWE. Did I do too many W's there? No, you did. Yeah. WWE. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. took to the stage or the ring? Do you guys call it a ring? The ring. Okay, you guys call it a ring too? Yeah, it's a ring. Okay, but not real fighting. Okay, so... It's the same ring. We talked to a stage to talk smack about Roman Reigns. I know this guy because you like him. Roman Reigns? Yeah, he's cool. He's like Ice Blonde Hair, right? No, no, that's Cody Rhodes. That's Cody Rhodes. But Roman Reigns looks like Aquaman and he's the rock's cousin. Yeah. Ah! He or Baby Face or whatever. Is he a good guy or a bad guy? All right, well, so CM Punk comes out because Roman Reigns cancels. Or he can't come to the show. He doesn't show up. He doesn't show up. And for some reason they have CM Punk go on and he gets booed. So he starts turning on everybody. Here's what he said. Why is it that I can film half a dozen television shows and movies and never miss a goddamn day? But you! You use it as a crutch to not show up and somehow these people are gonna boo me when I get to give them the news that you're not here. He's not mad. He keeps going though. Because he starts saying that this guy, Roman Reigns, when he does show up, he acts like a little diva, kind of like another wrestler we all know. You gleefully leave early and you puff your chest around in the back like you're the rock. That goes well. At least the rock is a Hollywood superstar. Oh, I'm sorry. Was a Hollywood superstar. So what? Everybody can get it with CM Punk or what? Yeah, literally everybody. Why? He has no friends. He has no friends. He's his own thing, honestly. That's why people love him. He's not a good guy or a bad guy. He's just CM Punk. He even sits in the middle of the ring the way that we used to in kindergarten, like when we had our squares. Oh, yeah. Chris Cross applesauce. Yes. He sits like that and he just goes in rants, right? He then turns his attention to the new owners and the TKO group and Pat McAfee, who apparently was in the NFL, right? Yes. I don't know. I thought it was the McAfee virus firewall. Sounds like it. No, not that. No, not that. Known for wearing a tank top while doing his show. Yeah, he's always wearing a tank top. Oh, wow. Like a tank top. And he starts bringing the behind the scenes business to the forefront and is like, you guys are always telling me to fill the seats and you're talking about how ticket sales need to go up, but you need to hear this. You want to talk about ticket sales? Call me a favor. Call up that agent that was foolish enough to shoehorn you into this business and this show and tell him to lower the ticket prices. At least that got him on the crowd's good side. All the other stuff turned him against him. Everybody was like, ah, ticket prices because they're so expensive. I was telling you to do that. I was just telling you to pay them right now. You're talking about ticket prices. Please, $25 Michelada. Stop it. What kind of did do that? $45 parking. Stop it. I think that's the change we need, brother. Yeah. So I don't know, is this too much? Did he go too far with the group that owns WWE or is he really a man of the people? He's a man of the people, but he also just liked to stick it to the corporate side and everybody that's aligned with them. The agent he was talking about was Ari Emanuel, who is the head of the TKO group, who's the Rocks agent, and then also Pat McAfee's agent. Does he just want to be the Rock or what? I've never seen a movie with CM Punk in it. He doesn't have to be in a movie. He said that he does movies and TV shows. He's in a movie? Oh, really? Yeah, but what is that? I think what it looks like is that's not the guy that did the real, no, never mind. Oh, not got Punk, bro. Not the one that got Punk. No, no, no. CM Punk, he's a white dude. I don't know how to say him. Yeah, white. White from Chicago. He's white and he's petty A.S. Yeah. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you, phone. The homie help line. Chloe needs our help. Chloe hit us up and said, all right, brown bag, my name is Chloe, and I need advice because I saw something on my man's phone and now I feel like I'm getting played or gaslit. Yeah, Lamar played you bad. Oh. Oh, back then, yeah. Now he's saying that you didn't do what you really did. For real. I'm playing you. No, no, no. Oh, another try. What to see. What to see. Chloe, what to see. Okay. She said, so I've been dating this guy for about eight months. Everything's been good. He's a real estate agent, so I already knew. I already know his phone is always going off, text, clients, all that. But here's what's confusing me. His regular phone is already blown up for work. I've seen it with emails, calls, everything come through that phone. But the other day, I'm at his place. He's in the shower and I'm in his room and I see a second phone on his nightstand. Holy. At first I'm like, okay, maybe it's a work phone, but then it starts ringing. And when I look at it, the contact literally says, don't answer. He comes out the shower, sees me looking at it and immediately grabs it. So I ask him, why does your work phone have someone saved as don't answer? And he laughs it off and says it's just a spam number he labeled like that. But now I'm really paying attention because ever since that moment, he keeps the second phone on him at all times. Smart. Sleeps with it in his pocket. Do one of those. That's why. A few weeks ago. Your legs are getting cancer. Just one spot. I'm just personally 5G. You guys don't do that? No. You don't do that? A few weeks ago, I told him, why don't you make me your screensaver? Just playing around and he got irritated and called me insecure. Oh. Also a little bit. So now I'm like, you have a whole second phone with people labeled don't answer. You won't even put me as your screensaver and I'm the one being called insecure. Now I feel like I'm getting flipped on. Brownback. Am I insecure or is he moving shady? Poor Chloe. Now that's planted in her. No, this is really sketchy. Like how do you not tell your girl or just mention it like, hey, I got a new phone or give her the phone number at least. I get you. It's like that's sketchy. Well, sometimes just for work. Yeah. You're not working your personal. Sometimes it's like, oh, I got a new phone. Like where gave me a new phone or something like that. Yeah. It's like an update of the day. Like, hey, how's your day? I got a new phone today. I got the stupid new phone. I have to charge it. Yeah. I have two phones because I use one for streaming and one for personal use. And then the second that I was dating somebody at the time, the second I told him, I got another phone, they started tripping out on me. They were like, they think it's the sketchiest thing in the world. Like you're cheating on them with that phone? Yeah. That's specifically for streaming. Well, tell them that you're cheating on them with the first phone. Oh, God. I'm not doing that. Not with the second one. Not with the second one. The second one just has memory. Yeah. Strictly business. Yeah. Two phones is tough, period. Two phones is tough to have and keep around. Period. It's a mess. Oh, God. It's easy. I thought about getting two phones. It's easy. It makes life easier. Yeah. Because I've had my phone since I've had my phone for maybe 18 years. That's cool. Not my phone. The phone number. It would be a trip if it was a phone. You could play Snake on it. It would be a mix-tump. It would be a Nokia. Yeah. But no, and I'd be getting calls from like people, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, I don't know. You just have to say the same thing. We're doing what's up, dude. Take out. Just checking? I haven't seen you in 17 years, brother. Since you were Puerto Rican? Since I was Puerto Rican. Damn. Since I was Puerto Rican on the weekends. Hey. So, yeah, I thought about getting a second phone. It's not really my thing. I could really keep this one charged. Yeah. I can't blown up on this one. I think that would be frustrating too. Like I got it for work and I'm still getting blown up on the personal one. Yeah. What is the other point? Yeah, so I don't know. I'm just. I mean, I'm thinking also. I don't think it's catchy. I don't think it's catchy. If you put it out there. If you say, hey, this is just business phone. But he didn't. Yeah, he didn't. He didn't put it out there. There's a don't answer. Is that his girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah. Why? She wants wife truths and she's just a girlfriend. What? That's crazy. No, you're rolling. You want girlfriend privileges, but you're not the girlfriend. Now it's all the way. The wife. Now that you're my girlfriend, you don't get wife ones. Yeah. You don't get wife privileges. Well, she wants wife privileges and she's just the other girl. No, I don't know. I like your girlfriend. Have two phones. You'll trip out too. Yeah, not. Oh, well, you're not my husband. So why do you have one? Yeah. Robert and Riverside has three phones. I three. Okay. Three phones. You've got Robert. Why Roberto? Why do you cheat so much? I got two personal phones and I got a work home. What? One for each family or what? True. No, one for family, one for everyone else and then the work. Everyone. All right. Hold on, Robert. I wonder the situation going on with Chloe, her real estate agent boyfriend of eight months, she found out while he was in the shower that he has a second phone and do not answer called the phone. She asked him about it. He turns up a little bit and keeps the phone on him the whole time says that was just a spell that I put that whatever. And now she did like a, Hey, put me as your screen saver. And he told her how insecure she's being. I mean, for one, I, I respect the bro code, but yeah, he's being shady. I've done it before. I've done the same thing before he's being shady. I don't, I don't respect shading. It's like just keeping 100. You did it yourself. Yeah. In the past, in the past, what was she doing? Now, now, now, now I say I'm with three different male. They know about each other. They can go through my phone. Anytime they want. I don't have nothing to hide. And you're loyal to shady. You're loyal to all three of them. Yeah. Well, not necessarily loyal, but they know about each other. Like, I'll be a Jack. I'll be, I'll be at Janet's house and I'll be like, Hey, I'll talk to you later. I'm gonna go to Brianna's house and she's like, okay, I'll talk to you later. All right. Because I keep it. Okay. Hold on one second. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. We're new era, a new era. No, I mean, something is what I'm assuming. Robert, you said that him having those two phones is shady because when you had three phones or half, you've been shady with no, no, no, it's not, it's not that it is shady because he has those two phones is just the way he's acting about it is being shady. I mean, he, so you know, if you don't have nothing to hide, then why, why, why do you have a problem? Answer the call. Like why are you putting in there? Don't answer. And at one point you were that guy. Yeah. I mean, you're not going to put someone that's throwing you scram. You're not going to save it in your phone as don't answer. Yeah. That's the most pathetic guy I've ever heard. I know he's a bad liar. Should have named it spam or settings. Potential spam. Settings is calling me. That's weird. That's almost as bad as saving another girl's name under a guy's name. Oh yeah. That's, We never do that. What are you talking about? That's a yo. That's a yo. Okay. How did you get from being that shady to now being like at least out in the open about it and they all know about each other. Well, because now I have five daughters. My daughters are, you know, I don't, I know I'm not okay with people misleading other people. I grown up, you know, I'm 41. Keep it real. And I don't like the misleading. You're misleading on the show. No, chicks don't. Honestly, women love that. Women, women love honesty and integrity. Thank you, man, for telling me what a woman is. He knows what a woman is. He knows what a woman is. Not all women can take honesty. So you better find the ones that can't take. Okay, I have another question because you're a little bit confusing me because you want to be honest and like not do people wrong, but you have five daughters or five kids, you said, or five daughters, five daughters and three girlfriends and three girlfriends. And those are the five baby mamas. Those are those from another baby mama from way. You have a baby mama. The three girlfriends I have right now are a side for my five being mamas. So you have five. Hey, what are you doing for a living? You deal with 13 women daily. No, no, no, no, I do. I do with. Yeah, well, yeah, my daughter, my daughter's a little three-year-old from yes, I do every day. Damn, I was off. Yeah, probably. Look at you. But you don't respect a shady name. No, no, like I don't because my daughter, I've gone through the past. A couple of years, my daughters, I've gone through her, her little heartbreak, you know, they're getting older. I got a 1918, oh, yeah, 1914 and 12 and they're going, you know, they're growing up and I didn't teach them how much dogs are guys, they're dogs, you know, how tall are you? I'll tell them I said. Yeah, yeah, checks out. Sorry, bro. Hold on one second. They came. They guys say this is short king activities. You and Vic sound like the same. Hold on, hold on. I'm five nine. I do pay for two phones. I do. Your wife. Your wife. Exactly. I was started to follow Robert, but then it was just very robbery is very difficult to follow you. But who cares because you got your girl. He's living the life. Two boyfriends, all kinds of stuff. I did say that, huh? You do that. Oh my God. You follow the current. Sorry, I'm reading the con. Oh, KPW all of a sudden. Hey, Jessica. Yes, Jessica. Are you still down for the fun time or what? You're. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I outgrew that. I've grown matured. I settled down now and I'm all good. I'm a changed woman. Okay. Are you are you the main girl now? I'm the main girl. Yes. So do you think do you think your man has a side chick? Honestly, no, I. You follow the science. I followed some advice where don't be with the person that you love be with the person that loves you. So I am with a man that is like, I love him. Don't love your job. Job your love. I love it. Don't marry your soulmate. So many. Yeah. Just be real for me. I know. Yeah. He won't cheat on you. He's so obsessed with you. Yeah. Right. Okay. It makes sense for her. Yeah. You're being cheated on girl. Let me tell you. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I love it. Don't marry your soulmate. So many. You're married. I love you. What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? I thought this was just a part of a movie. Y'all want to see a dead body? Yeah. Come on. I love that movie. But it actually happened this past weekend during Easter over at the park. Some kids were Easter egg hunting at Deforest Park and they found a human skull. Wait. What? Like a real one? This really happened. They were, people were searching for a hidden Easter egg. They went into an area surrounded by dense brush and spotted the partially buried skull. At the time, officials with the Long Beach Police Department said only that the officers were dispatched to the park following the reports of possible human remains because of the circumstances, the medical examiners were requested to respond. There's photos of like an overhead. Yeah. A lot of everything you could see the skull. What? Like coming out of the ground. So that's been there for a while then. Yeah. It's been there for a while but it's such, it feels like such a movie scene. It does. It's not going to lie. Like I've heard the, I've heard the rumors that stuff happened at Echo Park. All the parks, right? Yeah. Or like if you did in the lake and all of that stuff. True. But it's like to actually see it happen on such like a quote unquote family friendly day. Like Easter is pretty crazy. They're like it's Halloween today? What? No it's not. What do you think concrete? Con? Concreate? Yeah, what's up? Are you there? Oh my God. Are you still in the bathroom? I am struggling right now. I'm going to be honest with you. Oh what do you think of the stories? Crazy huh? It's disgusting. Yeah. What's more disgusting? That one right now in the restroom. There's skulls everywhere coming out right now. Oh, how sweet! That look death is in there too. Aangie said that you left a trail of farts when you were walking out. You smell. I, you know, wherever there's smoke there's fire. You know he's so uncomfortable. He can't even talk right now. He's pushing. Yeah, he's like oh my God. Yeah, but he did sign the contract. So he has to be on there just like with it. He does. Yeah, all right. We're going to come to the next story. So yeah, isn't that a trip? Yeah. It is. Anyone, this random question. Anyone ever seen a dead body? It's very... No. It's yeah. Like my grandpa when he died, I saw him. I was kind of just like whoa. This dude is not alive right now. Like mouth wide open and just, they have to shut their eyes too and everything as well. So this is a very... It's traumatic. It's traumatic scene. It's traumatic. And it's just like oh well, he's gone. That's it. He's pale white just still. Oh, Craig. Yeah, and I had to go DJ that night too. So I was like oh, that's traumatizing right there. I bet. And imagine being the kids in that situation. You know, finding the, or looking for the eggs. Yeah. Yeah. Find a skull. That's sad. Yeah. Now what's going on? Cheese Maitian with Angie. Conn, was that a dumpling? Making dumplings over there, ConnCrete? It's really bad right now guys. No, I'm squirting water over here guys. Ew, ConnCrete. And that's the weather. That's the weather. All right, ConnCrete, go finish up brother. We'll take that. We appreciate you. Yeah, but Cheeto. You guys, Carol G post-topless. A playbook. And it's Playboy. Playboy. Playboy. What did I say? Playbook. Playbook. Which is like a Betty. That is sports. Yeah. Sorry. She post-topless for play-boo. What? What? What? What? I bet you what? These are very easy words. I bet you. This is wrong with my mouth today. Yes. She post-topless for play-boy magazine. Yeah, there you go. Finally got it. Finally got it. Finally got it. You're so cute. Never change. I can't. But you know what? It's all thanks to Sofia Vergara. So apparently Carol G actually hit up Sofia Vergara and told her she asked her like, hey, Sofia, if you tell me not to do it, I won't do it. But Sofia actually responded and said, mijita, with that body, you get to this age and you tell yourself, screw it. Why didn't I post like that one time? I should have post more with the thumb. Wow. Sofia Vergara? So that's a Colombian supporting Colombian. I love it. Yeah. So Carol G went on and she did play-boy. I hope they're, are they both in it together? No. Like no. Chill, chill. That's peak girl, girl code. Like you want to do something, but you don't want to say that you're doing it out of your own will. So you hit up your home girl that you know is going to say yes, do it. Like buying something. Yeah. Oh yeah. Like A, should I buy this? Yes. Buy it. Exactly. You guys don't like dresses and stuff like that, right? You hit up your home girl and then for Carol G, it's doing play-boy. I wonder, because I've seen a few of the photos. Yeah. She's topless. That's what they're saying. I have not subscribed to play-boy, but apparently she is topless enough. I'll check it out for you. Hold on. Tautas are out. Angie subscribed to play-book. She's like where's the photos? Where are the photos? No. But Carol G did talk about what it feels like posing for play-boy. This play-boy cover is a phingy moment because I am a big fan of women, their bodies and the way a girl can just embrace everything together and make it look like art. I think we are art. So to have the opportunity to be here, to do the cover, it just feels like freedom. She's free. And then did you hear it? She says play-book. That's where I got it from. Don't blame your Angie. No, that's not it. You had it written right in front of you. Listen. This play-book cover. Play-book. Okay. She has a heavier accent, but some of these pictures though, they're looking good. You can see them online. I'm like, woo. From what you can see. Stop it. Before you have to join concrete in the restroom. True. All right. You know, let these on. Let these set go. All right. This offset shooting situation is getting a little out of hand already. Okay. Now we talked to you yesterday about him having been at a Florida casino. It's Hollywood, Florida. Not Hollywood out here. He was reported allegedly shot somewhere in the leg up or down under area and had to go to the hospital. We also saw reports of a rapper by the name of little TJ also being hemmed up by police. He got taken into custody and word is it was surrounding the situation with offset. Yeah. Now yesterday, little TJ got released from him getting locked up and his words for concrete or excuse me for concrete offset were like, look, you're a snitch. You are helping the cops and all of that offset has now come to his own defense because the rumors are that now little TJ shot. Why am I thinking of concrete? Why do you think of concrete right now? You're shooting it up there. Ew. Oh my goodness. Jesus. Crazy. Little TJ reported allegedly a rumor had it online that because of a gambling debt with offset, they were at a casino. He ended up shooting him. Right. Yeah. Now he's saying offsets a snitch. All of this offset comes out yesterday and he says he ain't bus none. So it's like a diss. But it's also like and also saying like I'm not, I'm not cooperating with the police. I'm not trying to like let them know anything happened to me. Little TJ didn't shoot me and on top of that, he couldn't shoot me because he ain't bus none because he's not with it. And I'm very afraid for offset because it makes me feel like what he just went through, which is a really real thing. Yeah. It's very. It's not receiving the, the reverence that it should be as maybe a wake up call. Yeah. Instead he's kind of now embroiled in a back and forth with the person that he may have had that altercation with. He would rather not be called a snitch. That's the thing. Yeah. And then go online to kind of like go back and forth. It's not necessary. He wants that hard image. Like your kids almost lost their father. You try to think of that. Yes. And then you have kids to look out for. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You have yourself to look out for. Yeah. And I know yesterday we were on here sending him our prayers and sending him good energy and hopefully that he can recover it. Those are still the same. Yeah. For sure. For sure. Please get your head right here where it needs to be. Yeah. Focus on the right thing. Not like the whole drama with the T.J. If that even happened, it's like full like focus on your health. Yeah. Yeah. And you need it. Highlights of Brown Bag.