Jane Austen Stories

Pride and Prejudice Part 21

37 min
Dec 9, 20254 months ago
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Summary

This episode of Jane Austen Stories covers Pride and Prejudice Chapters 50-51, focusing on the aftermath of Lydia's elopement with Wickham and their subsequent marriage. Mr. Bennet grapples with financial regrets and poor parenting decisions, while Elizabeth struggles with the revelation that Mr. Darcy attended the wedding, raising questions about his involvement in resolving the scandal.

Insights
  • Financial planning and foresight in family management directly impact crisis response and long-term security
  • Reputation management in society depends heavily on concealing unfavorable circumstances from wider networks
  • Character is revealed through how individuals respond to scandal—some show shame while others display shamelessness
  • Hidden acts of generosity and intervention can shift power dynamics and create unspoken obligations in relationships
  • Parental indulgence and lack of discipline create behavioral patterns that persist even after major life events
Trends
Consequences of deferred financial responsibility on family stability and crisis managementSocial mobility and marriage as primary economic strategy for women in constrained circumstancesInformation control and secrecy as tools for managing social standing and family reputationGender dynamics in marriage negotiations and the role of male intermediaries in resolving family crisesBehavioral patterns of entitlement and lack of self-awareness persisting across social classes
Topics
Financial Planning and Family SecurityParental Responsibility and Child DisciplineSocial Reputation ManagementMarriage as Economic NecessityFamily Obligation and Debt ResolutionGender Roles in Regency SocietyElopement and Social ScandalInheritance and Entailment LawsClass Dynamics and Social MobilitySecrecy and Information Control
People
Mr. Bennet
Protagonist reflecting on financial mismanagement and parental failures in securing his daughters' futures
Elizabeth Bennet
Central character grappling with Darcy's mysterious involvement in Lydia's wedding and its implications
Mr. Darcy
Revealed to have attended Lydia's wedding, raising questions about his role in resolving the family scandal
Lydia Bennet
Newly married woman displaying shamelessness and entitlement despite the scandalous circumstances of her marriage
Mr. Wickham
Married Lydia and secured a commission in the military, with mysterious financial arrangements facilitating the union
Mr. Gardiner
Uncle who orchestrated financial arrangements to secure Wickham's marriage to Lydia and paid his debts
Mrs. Bennet
Mother celebrating Lydia's marriage without shame, focused on social advantage and visiting neighbors
Jane Bennet
Elder sister concerned about family reputation and encouraging parental reconciliation with Lydia
Quotes
"Had he done his duty in that respect, Lydia need not have been indebted to her uncle for whatever of honor or credit could now be purchased for her."
Narrator (Mr. Bennet's reflection)Chapter 50
"Mrs. Bennet, before you take any or all of these houses for your son-in-law and daughter, let us come to a right understanding into one house in this neighborhood they shall never have admittance."
Mr. BennetChapter 50
"She was humbled, she was grieved, she repented, though she hardly knew of what."
Narrator (Elizabeth's reflection)Chapter 50
"Only think of its being three months since I went away. It seems that at a fortnight I declare, and yet there have been things enough happened in the time."
Lydia BennetChapter 51
"Mr. Darcy might have done as well. Mr. Darcy replied Elizabeth in utter amazement."
Lydia Bennet / Elizabeth BennetChapter 51
Full Transcript
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I'm Julianne Ruse and from the Noiser Podcast Network, this is Pride and Prejudges, Part 21. In the last episode, the Bennets were on tentahooks as they awaited news of their youngest daughter, Lydia. After she and Mr. Wickham had disappeared together into the back streets of London. There was no knowing if they could be located or what the conniving officers intentions were. Lydia could be ruined and the reputations of her sisters destroyed in the process. So when a letter finally arrived announcing that the couple had been found, there was widespread relief. Even more surprisingly, Wickham had been persuaded to do the decent thing and marry Lydia. So long as Mr. Bennet offered a small amount of money as part of the agreement. A happy ending then? Not quite. Other than Mrs. Bennet who was delighted to see her daughter be trodced, the rest of the family are less convinced by this outcome, and a mystery remains. Why would Wickham agree to marry Lydia for such a small sum? When his deaths were known to be much larger, something doesn't add up. Did their uncle, Mr. Gardner, pay him off to coax him down the aisle? Or could there be more to the story than meets the eye? Now, we rejoin a troubled Mr. Bennet as he reflects on his poor decisions and failings as a father. From the Noiser Podcast Network, this is Pride and Prejudice. Chapter 50 Mr. Bennet had very often wished, before this period of his life, that instead of spending his whole income, he had laid by an annual sum for the better provision of his children and of his wife if she survived him. He now wished it more than ever. Had he done his duty in that respect, Lydia need not have been indebted to her uncle for whatever of honor or credit could now be purchased for her. The satisfaction of prevailing on one of the most worthless young men in Great Britain to be her husband might then have rested in its proper place. Mr. Bennet was seriously concerned that a cause of so little advantage to anyone should be forwarded at the sole expense of his brother-in-law, and he was determined, if possible, to find out the extent of his assistance and to discharge the obligation as soon as he could. When first Mr. Bennet had married, economy was held to be perfectly useless, for, of course, they would have a son. This son was to join in cutting off the entail as soon as he should be of age and the widow and younger children would, by that means, be provided for. Five daughters successively entered the world, but yet the son was to come, and Mrs. Bennet for many years after Lydia's birth had been certain that he would. This event had, at last, been disbared of, but it was then too late to be saving. Mrs. Bennet had no turn for economy, and her husband's love of independence had, alone, prevented their exceeding their income. Five thousand pounds was settled by marriage articles on Mrs. Bennet and the children, but in what proportions it should be divided amongst the latter, depended on the will of the parents. This was one point with regard to Lydia, at least, which was now to be settled. And Mr. Bennet could have no hesitation in exceeding to the proposal before him. In terms of grateful acknowledgement for the kindness of his brother, though expressed most concisely, he then delivered on paper his perfect approbation of all that was done and his willingness to fulfill the engagements that Mr. Gardner had made for him. He had never before supposed that, could Wiccombe prevailed on to marry his daughter, it would be done with so little inconvenience to himself as by the present arrangement. He would scarcely be ten pounds a year the loser by the hundred that was to be paid them. For what with her bored and pocket allowance and the continual presence in money which passed to her through her mother's hands, Lydia's expenses were already close to that sum. That it would be done with such trifling exertion on his side too was another very welcome surprise. For his chief wish at present was to have as little trouble in the business as possible. When the first transports of rage which had produced his activity in seeking over over, he naturally returned to all his former indolence. His letter was soon dispatched, for though slow in undertaking business, he was quick in its execution. He begged to know further particulars of what he was indebted to his brother but was too angry with Lydia to send any message to her. The good news quickly spread through the house and with proportionate speed through the neighborhood. It was born in the latter with decent philosophy. To be sure it would have been more for the advantage of conversation had Miss Lydia Bennett come upon the town, or as the happiest alternative been secluded from the world in some distant farmhouse. But there was much to be talked of in her force-coming marriage and the good-natured wishes for her well-doing, which had proceeded before from all the spiteful old ladies in Meriton lost but little of their spirit in this change of circumstances, because with such a husband her misery was considered certain. It was a fortnight since Miss Miss Bennett had been downstairs, but on this happy day she again took her seat at the head of her table and in spirits oppressively high. No sentiment of shame gave a damn to her triumph. The marriage of a daughter which had been the first object of her wishes since Jane was 16, was now on the point of accomplishment, and her thoughts and her words ran holy on elegant nuptials, vine musulins, new carriages and servants. She was busily searching through her mind for a proper residence for her daughter, and without knowing or considering what their income might be, rejected many as deficient in size and importance. Hey, Park, my do, said she. If the goldings would quit it or the great house would stoke if the drawing room were larger, but Ashworth is too far off, I could not bear to have her ten miles from me and as for purpose large earthly atics are dreadful. Her husband allowed her to talk on without interruption while the servants remained. But when they had withdrawn, he said to her, Mrs. Bennett, before you take any or all of these houses for your son-in-law and daughter, let us come to a right understanding into one house in this neighborhood they shall never have admittance. I will not encourage the imprudence of either by receiving them at Longborn. A long dispute followed this declaration, but Mr. Bennett was firm. It soon led to another, and Mrs. Bennett found, with amazement and horror, that her husband would not advance a guinea to buy clothes for his daughter. He protested that she should receive from him no mark of affection whatever on the occasion. Mrs. Bennett could hardly comprehend it, that his anger could be carried to such a point of inconceivable resentment as to refuse his daughter a privilege without which her marriage would scarcely seem valid, exceeded all that she could believe possible. She was more alive to the disgrace, which one of the new clothes must reflect on her daughter's nuptials, than to any sense of shame, at her aloping and living was wick and moth fortnight before they took place. This episode is sponsored by Magic Radio. Magic Radio plays the best variety from the 80s to now. The songs you love, the ones you know and the ones that lift your die. 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Make everyday iconic with TK Max. Shop in store, online or scroll to your heart's content on our app. Elizabeth was now most heartily sorry that she had from the distress of the moment been led to make Mr. Darcy acquainted with their fears for her sister. For, since her marriage would so shortly give the proper termination to the allotment, they might hope to conceal its unfavorable beginning from all those who were not immediately on the spot. She had no fear of its spreading farther through his means. There were few people on whose secrecy she would have more confidently depended. But at the same time, there was no one whose knowledge of a sister's frailty would have mortified her so much. Not, however, from any fear of disadvantage from it individually to herself, for at any rate there seemed a gulf impossible between them. Had Lydia's marriage been concluded on the most honourable terms, it was not to be supposed that Mr. Darcy would connect himself with a family where to every other objection would now be added and the lion's and relationship of the nearest kind, with the man whom he so justly scorned. From such a connection she could not wonder that he should drink the wish of procuring her regard which she had assured herself of his feeling in Darbyshire could not in rational expectation survive such a blow as this. She was humbled, she was grieved, she repented, though she hardly knew of what. She became jealous of his esteem when she could no longer hope to be benefited by it. She wanted to hear of him when there seemed the least chance of gaining intelligence. She was convinced that she could have been happy with him when it was no longer likely they should meet. What a triumph for him, as she often thought, could he know that the proposals which she had proudly spurned only four months ago would now have been gladly and gratefully received. He was as generous she doubted not as the most generous of his sex, but while he was mortal there must be a triumph. She began now to comprehend that he was exactly the man who, in disposition and talents, would most suit her. His understanding and temper, though unlike her own, would have answered all her wishes. It was a union that must have been to the advantage of both. By her ease and liveliness, his mind might have been softened. His manners improved and from his judgment, information and knowledge of the world she must have received benefit of greater importance. But no such happy marriage could now teach the admiring multitude what marital felicity really was. A union of a different tendency and precluding the possibility of the other was soon to be formed in their family. How wickum and Lydia were to be supported in tolerable independence, Lizzie could not imagine, but how little of permanent happiness could belong to a couple who were only brought together because their passions were stronger than their virtue she could easily conjecture. Mr. Gardner soon wrote again to his brother-in-law, to Mr. Bennett's acknowledgements he briefly replied, with assurances of his eagerness to promote the welfare of any of his family and concluded with intrigues that the subject might never be mentioned to him again. The principal purpose of his letter was to inform them that Mr. Wickum had resolved on quitting the militia. It was greatly my wish that he should do so, added Mr. Gardner, as soon as his marriage was fixed on, I think you will agree with me in considering a removal from that militia as highly advisable both on his account and my nieces. It is Mr. Wickum's intention to go into the regulars and among his former friends there are still some who are able and willing to assist him in the army. He has the promise of becoming an ensign in General Worthington's regiment now quartered in the north. It is an advantage to have it so far from this part of the kingdom. Wickum has promise, and I hope among different people where they may each have a character to preserve, they will both be more prudent. I have written to Colonel Forster to inform him of our present arrangements and to request that he will satisfy the various creditors of Mr. Wickum in and mere brighten with the shortens of speedy payment for which I have pledged myself. And will you give yourself the trouble of carrying similar assurances to his creditors in Meriton of whom I shall provide a list according to his information. He has delivered to me an account of his debts. I hope at least he has not deceived us. Our solicitor has our directions and all will be completed in a week. They will then join his regiment unless they are first invited to Longborn, and I understand from Mrs. Gardner that my niece is very desirous of seeing you all before she leaves the south. She is well and begs to be dutifully remembered to you and her mother, yours etc. e. Gardner. Mr. Bennett and his daughters saw all the advantages of Wickum's removal from the militia as clearly as Mr. Gardner could do, but Mrs. Bennett was not so well pleased with it. Lydia's being settled in the north just when she had expected most pleasure and pride in her company, but she had by no means given up her plan of their residing in Hartfordshire, was a severe disappointment. And besides it was such a pity that Lydia should be taken from a regiment where she was acquainted with everybody and had so many favourites. She is so fond of Mrs. Forster, said Mrs. Bennett, it will be quite shocking to send her away, and there are several of the young men too that she likes very much. The officers may not be so pleasant in general Worthingtum's regiment. His daughters request for such it might be considered of being admitted into her family again before she set off for the north, received at first an absolute negative. But Jane and Elizabeth, who agreed in Worthing for the sake of their sisters' feelings and consequence that she should be noticed on her marriage by her parents, urged him so earnestly, yet so rationally and so mildly, to receive her and her husband long-born, as soon as they were married, that Mr. Bennett was prevailed on to think as they thought and act as they wished. And their mother had the satisfaction of knowing that she should be able to show her married daughter in the neighbourhood before she was banished to the north. When Mr. Bennett wrote again to his brother, therefore, he sent his permission to them to come, and it was settled that as soon as the ceremony was over, they should proceed to long-born. Elizabeth was surprised, however, that Wickham should consent to such a scheme, and had she consulted only her own inclination any meeting with him would have been the last object of her wishes. Chapter 51 They came. The family were assembled in the breakfast room to receive them. Smiles decked the face of Mrs. Bennett as the carriage drove to the north, and the family was in the middle of the night. They came. The family were assembled in the breakfast room to receive them. Smiles decked the face of Mrs. Bennett as the carriage drove up to the door. Her husband looked impenetrable grave. Her daughters alarmed, anxious, uneasy. Lydia's voice was heard in the vestibule. The door was thrown open, and she ran into the room. Her mother stepped forwards, embraced her, and welcomed her with rapture. She gave her hand with an affectionate smile to Wickham, who followed his lady, and wished them both joy with an alacrity which showed no doubt of their happiness. Their reception from Mr. Bennett, to whom they then turned, was not quite so cordial. His countenance rather gained in austerity, and he scarcely opened his lips. The easier assurance of the young couple indeed was enough to provoke him. Elizabeth was disgusted, and even Jane was shocked. Lydia was Lydia still, untamed, unabashed, wild, noisy, and fearless. She turned from sister to sister, demanding their congratulations, and when at length they all sat down, looked eagerly round the room, took grogious of some little alteration in it, and observed with a laugh that it was a great while since she had been there. Wickham was not at all distressed, but his manners were always so pleasing that had his character and his marriage been exactly what they ought. His smiles and his easy address, while he claimed their relationship, would have delighted them all. Elizabeth had not before believed him quite equal to such assurance, but she sat down, resolving within herself to draw no limits in future to the impudence of an impudent man. She blushed, and Jane blushed, for the cheeks of the two who caused their confusion suffered no variation of colour. There was no want of discourse. The bride and her mother could neither of them talk fast enough, and Wickham, who happened to sit near Elizabeth, began inquiring after his acquaintance in that neighborhood with a good, humid ease, which she felt very unable to equal in her replies. They seemed each of them to have the happiest memories in the world. Nothing of the past was recollected with pain, and Lydia led voluntarily to subjects which her sisters would not have alluded to for the world. Only think of its being three months, cried Lydia, since I went away. It seems that at a fortnight I declare, and yet there have been things enough happened in the time. Good, gracious, when I went away I am sure I had no more idea of being married till I came back again, though I thought it would be very good fun if I was. Her father lifted up his eyes. Jane was distressed. Elizabeth looked expressively at Lydia, but she who had never heard nor saw anything which she chose to be insensible, galey continued. O, Bama, do the people here about know I am married today? I was afraid they might not, and we overtook William Goulding in his caracal, so I was determined he should know it, and so I let down the side glass next to him, and took off my glove, and let my hand just rest upon the window frame so that he might see the ring, and then I bowed and smiled like anything. Elizabeth could bear it no longer. She got up and ran out of the room and returned no more till she heard them passing through the hall to the dining-parler. She then joined them soon enough to see Lydia with anxious parade, walk up to her mother's right hand, and hear her say to her eldest sister, Oh Jane, I take your place now, and you will go lower because I am a married woman. It was not to be supposed that time would give Lydia that embarrassment from which she had been so holy free at first. Her ease and good spirits increased. She longed to see Mrs. Phillips, the Lucises, and all their other neighbours, and to hear herself called Mrs. Wickham by each of them, and in the meantime she went after dinner to show her ring and boast of being married to Mrs. Hill and the two housemates. Did anything from Tesco? Snacks. I'm milk-loved. I've got discounts on the holidays abroad. Don't forget for it and veg for our school. Three nukes for premature babies, and they're quiet out in store to shop in peace. Can I get two pounds fifty cinematicers and choose days? We know you need more than just groceries from us. We do all this because every little helps. Did anything from Tesco? For further information visit TescoPLC.com slash need anything from Tesco. When I was diagnosed, all I wanted to do was get back to work. I wanted to get back to that trajectory that I was on prior to the cancer. I always felt like I had value to just be treated with dignity. It means I'll be that. The research shows that what's important for patients best outcomes is not only the treatment we give, but the ability for them to continue their lives, which often means continuing to work and have purpose for what they're doing. Learn more and sign the pledge at workingwithcancerpledge.com. Well, Mama said Lydia when they were all returned to the breakfast room. And what do you think of my husband? Is he not a charming man? I'm sure my sisters must all envy me. I only hope they may have half my good luck. They must all go to Brighton. That is the face to get husbands. Oh, what a pity it is, Mama. We did not all go. Very true replied Mrs. Bennett. And if I had my will, we should. Oh, but my dear Lydia, I don't at all like you're going such a way off. Must it be so? Oh, Lord, said Lydia. Yes, there is nothing in that. I should like it of all things. You and Papa and my sisters must come and see us. We shall be at Newcastle, all the winter, and I dare say there will be some balls, and I will take care to get good partners for them all. I should like it beyond anything, said her mother. And then, when you go away, said Lydia, you may leave one or two of my sisters behind you, and I dare say, I shall get husbands for them before the winter is over. I thank you for my share of the favor, said Elizabeth, but I do not particularly like your way of getting husbands. Their visitors were not to remain above ten days with them. Mr. Wickham had received his commission before he left London, and he was to join his regiment at the end of a fortnight. No one but Mrs. Bennett regretted that their stay would be so short, and she made the most of the time by visiting about with her daughter and having very frequent parties at home. These parties were acceptable to all, to avoid a family circle with even more desirable to such as did think than such as did not. Wickham's affection for Lydia was just what Elizabeth had expected to find it, not equal to Lydia's for him. She had scarcely needed her present observation to be satisfied that their elotement had been brought on by the strength of her love rather than by his, and she would have wondered why without violently caring for her, he chose to elope with her at all, had she not felt certain that his flight was rendered necessary by distress of circumstances. And if that were the case, he was not the young man to resist him of the opportunity of having a companion. Lydia was exceedingly fond of him, he was her dear Wickham on every occasion, no one was to be put in competition with him, he did everything best in the world, and she was sure he would kill more birds on the 1st of September than anybody else in the county. One morning soon after their arrival, as she was sitting with her two elder sisters, Lydia said to Elizabeth, Lizzie, I never gave you an account of my waiting, I believe, you were not by when I told Mamma and the others all about it. Are you not curious to hear how it was managed? No, really, replied Elizabeth, I think there cannot be too little said on the subject. La, you are so strange, said Lydia, but I must tell you how it went off. We were married, you know, at St. Clemens, because Wickham's lodgings were in that parish, and it was settled that we should all be there by 11 o'clock. My uncle and aunt and I were to go together, and the others were to meet us at the church. Well, Monday morning came and I was in such a fuss, I was so afraid you know that something would happen to put it off, and then I should have gone quite distracted, and there was my aunt all the time I was dressing, preaching and talking away just as if she was reading a sermon. However, I did not hear above one word in ten, for I was thinking you may suppose of my dear Wickham, I longed to know whether he would be married in his blue coat. Well, and so we breakfasted at ten, as usual, I thought it would never be over, for by the by you are to understand that my uncle and aunt were horrid, unpleasant all the time I was with them. If you'll believe me, I did not once put my foot out of doors, though I was there a fortnight, not one party or scheme or anything. To assure London was rather thin, however the little theatre was open. Well, and so just as the carriage came to the door, my uncle was called away upon business to that horrid man, Mr. Stone. Well, I was so frightened I did not know what to do for my uncle was to give me away, and if we were beyond the hour we could not be married all day, but luckily he came back again in ten minutes time, and then we all set out. However, I recollected afterwards that if he had been prevented going, the wedding need not be put off for Mr. Darcy might have done as well. Mr. Darcy replied Elizabeth in utter amazement. Oh, yes, cried Lydia, he was to come there with Wickham, you know. Oh gracious of me, I quite forgot, I ought not to have said a word about it, I promised them so faithfully. What will Wickham say, it was to be such a secret? If it was to be a secret, said Jane, say not another word on the subject, you may depend upon my seeking no further. Oh, certainly said Elizabeth, the burning with curiosity, we will ask you no questions. Thank you, said Lydia, for if you did, I should certainly tell you all, and then Wickham would be so angry. On such encouragement to ask, Elizabeth was forced to put it out of her power by running away. But to live in ignorance on such a point was impossible, or at least it was impossible not to try for information. Mr. Darcy had been at her sister's wedding, it was exactly a scene and exactly among people where he had apparently leased to do and leased temptation to go. Conjectures as to the meaning of it, rapid and wild, hurried into her brain, but she was satisfied with none. Those that best pleased her as placing his conduct in the noblest light seemed most improbable. She could not bear such suspense, and hastily, seizing a sheet of paper, wrote a short letter to her aunt, to request an explanation of what Lydia had dropped, if it were compatible with this secrecy which had been intended. You may readily comprehend, Elizabeth added, what my curiosity must be to know how a person, unconnected with any of us, and comparatively speaking a stranger to our family, should have been amongst you at such a time. Pray right instantly, and let me understand it, unless it is for very cogent reasons to remain in the secrecy which Lydia seems to think necessary, and then I must endeavour to be satisfied with ignorance. Not that I shall, though, Lizzie added to herself, and my dear aunt, if you do not tell me in an honourable manner, I shall certainly be reduced to tricks and stratagiums to find it out. Jane's delicate sense of honour would not allow her to speak to Elizabeth privately of what Lydia had let fall. Elizabeth was glad of it, till it appeared whether her enquiries would receive any satisfaction, she had rather be without a confidant. In the next episode, Lizzie is once more left to contend with some astonishing news. The proof of Darcy's presence at Lydia's wedding is revealed, but is it the whole truth? And Jane is delighted when a familiar face makes a welcome return to heart for chair. That's next time on Jane Austen's stories, pride and prejudice. You can listen to the next two episodes of Pride and Prejudice right now without waiting by subscribing to Noiser Plus. Head to www.noiser.com slash subscriptions for more information or click the link in the episode description. Oh, here she is! Stylishly late to the bar again, but it was worth the wait. She clever Jacket, straight leg jeans and designer heels nailed it. And, because it's all from TK Max, it was all up to 60% less than the RRP. Now that's going out out, without going all out. Make everyday iconic with TK Max, shop in store, online or scroll to your heart's content on our app. Around about… now. This is usually the bit in the radio ad where you drift off. You half-listen, your brain wanders home. 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