Marcus in the morning y'all know what time it is is second date update time. Let's bring Ryan on Ryan. Are you there? Hey, hi guys. How are you? Hey, man? Thanks, bro here to help you out. I understand you've been on a date Her name was Brooke and you guys met online was was the message that you sent me So did she was this a full ghost? Yeah, it was a full ghost. Okay. We're putting it What did you guys do on your date? Well, we were in Walnut Creek and have some drinks, you know and You know she was funny great good time We talked, you know about work and life and dating burnout and Laughed about how everyone pretends. They're fine with it really not, you know and I thought things were going really well I think and you know that was a good hang. Let's do it again and then now here we are. I don't know. Yeah, she just Disappeared okay. Well, let's see if we can get her on the phone I'll call her and then and then I'll ask her like straight up how the date went for her a I'd love to get you a second date, but B. I would love to actually just get you some answers You know what I mean? I would really appreciate it because everything seemed to be going really smooth And I would go out with her again in a heartbeat. Okay. Let's see what we can work out Let's call her because I want to figure out why she goes to go ahead and go back on you, but thank you. Here we go Hello Hi, is this Brooke? It is hi Brooke. This is Marcus calling from star one on one three. Good morning Hi, hi, I don't suppose you listen to my show. Do you sorry? I don't I'm sorry to wake you up so early So I do a radio show we do a segment called second date update and I got floated your phone number by a guy who took you on a date. His name is Ryan and Okay He's feeling like maybe you ghosted and so we're just trying to figure out I mean, I'll be blown with like what am I guy do? What did he do wrong? It's very assomptive of me But I'm just assuming something went sideways. Did you go? I Guess okay There's two things that kind of stuck with me. I just couldn't shake them Okay First he casually admitted that he doesn't use a top sheet He just uses like a fitted sheet and a comforter and he was he just said like oh top sheets are pointless fabric and you know They always in a bunch at the bottom of the bed and create unnecessary laundry and he said this very confidently Like this was a lifestyle choice of his god We were just talking about this this morning producer Taylor doesn't use one either but don't most hotels do this No, there is always a top sheet I guess why I mean I guess the theory would be that like they wash them every time we get new guests Which I'm certain Ryan probably does not because he's a dude. So alright. Was there so there's something else? Yes Later in the night, he mentioned he set up like multiple alarms every morning He ignores all of them and he said I like using into consciousness And then he said that every you know eventually his body just wakes up when it's ready Listen, I know both of these things when you just take them as one thing like look at each thing Neither thing is technically wrong. Uh-huh, but like together. They just kind of create a picture I can't unsee it. It's felt like chaos adjacent That is the most descriptive way I've ever heard somebody explain somebody Chaos adjacent well So part of this is that Ryan is listening right now We're trying to I don't know. I always say we try to use it as a teachable moment. I'm sorry, but Ryan are you there? Yeah, I guys I'm here. So you don't use a top sheet. Is that confirmed? Yeah, I don't understand entirely why this is a big deal I sweep hot, you know, uh-huh, but it It's just like the top sheet really like traps heat and like this is just about like getting up and going and going to work I'm going to bed like I don't need to make it complicated to make the bed with a top sheet every day and all the pillows What if I needed to do that right, you know, like that's just extra Speaking of extra this alarm thing sounds ridiculous. My wife would punch me if I didn't get up when the alarm goes off If I realize you're a solo guy We're trying to get somewhere here, right? Like we're trying to have a lady in our life, right? I can work on the alarms I understand that that situation, you know, it's just I know it sounds bad But I still get to work on time. I just don't leave out of bed like, you know, just instantly like I'm in a movie or something I just it's something that like I've had forever. I have been single a while. I'm not gonna lie So yeah, I get that it's not the coolest look, but it's these are things that I could work on having a woman around consistently and being alone Look, I can see how that looks bad. It's yours to be real. I understand like you're relaxed by this just makes you seem like Unmanaged Ryan if we look at this from Brooks perspective, I'm trying to help you along here If if we're trying to get her to spend the night, how about we make a few adjustments? Sure, I'll buy the best top cheese on the plan I could find the highest thread count whatever it takes like I'm a good guy look Brooke. I'm teachable. I'm just rusty, right? You know, I'm not trying to scare you off. So, okay, Brooke. I feel like we're making some progress Can we get to a second date with this? Can we get a do-over? I mean, I don't need perfection. I just need effort okay and clean sheets But I would give it another day. Yes, it's happening. Oh my god. I wasn't ready. Hold on Yes, done fresh seeds no arms and the cowbell of destiny is rung We have a second date
