All Cobbs Are Bussin’

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Raybans. I don't know if you've heard of it. It's like a little boutique. It can be so nice to start off with a classic like a Rayban. Yeah. Because I don't really wear them sunglasses but I thought maybe if I get a nice pair I'll wear them. Well I really like supporting small creators. I do too. It's one of my favorite things. And Mr. Ban, well done on your frames bro. Hey sometimes just like the classics are the way to go. Are we recording a podcast right now? I think so, Jim. Does it appear that way? It does. Like right now it's going and we're recording a podcast. Yep. And this is the one that everyone's been talking about right? Mm-hmm. Broken con or makeup? Broken con. How are you Brooke? I'm good champion. How are you? I'm okay. I'm good. I had probably like the worst breakfast I've ever had in my life today and so it's sitting very strangely. Would you have? Well I went over to this cafe that's near my house and it's a lovely- Classic? Yes. It's a lovely spot. It looks like just it's- I send you a snapchat every time I go because it's just like this Hallmark vibe. And everyone in there- You never sent me a snapchat of that. Oh but I have. Is it the one that I've been to that's right across from you? No. Okay. It's like so hard for me not to ST this place. Talk. Yeah. But it is like essentially very crappy. Okay. But it has everything you would need. Eggs, bacon, grits, sausage. Everybody say sausage keep it going. And so I go and I this morning I keep giving a shot. It's a great place to go have coffee. Yeah. And like the most Seinfeld way possible. Let's go. Say you can order coffee after coffee after coffee. They will not kick you out. That's so nice. It's great. They have outlets. So I mean the place sounds like a winner. Yeah. It's a winner. The thing is that's really funny is like everyone else sits in there's 80, 90 years old and I think it might be like a one stop shop for like a retirement home because they come in and all of the staff knows the these like- Oh this sounds like a great place. It's great for me. That's like what I want to surround myself with. But what was your breakfast? It was so horrible. Well so. I ordered two eggs on a focaccia. That's the problem. Yeah. So right then is when I should have said hold up. You've never ordered this. It's just like more of a diner vibe. Yes. Yes. You gotta get rye baby. Like brook. Or sourdough. I'll tell you something at something at 9 a.m. what you don't want to have is two eggs over easy on focaccia. Yeah that's dense. And let me tell you what made it worse. I skipped right over the fact that it's the eggs are sitting atop a bed of arugula which like doesn't really mix well with like my vibe. My hot black coffee. My freshly squeezed OJ which was drop a can by the way I saw them pour it. And then these two runny ass eggs that are over arugula and get this under the arugula a bunch of shredded turkey breast. One thing I don't want is like the mother and the daughter on focaccia. You know. You've been open about that. Eggs don't belong on their mother. Can I ask you about a cob salad? Oh I'm so glad you brought up the cob. Because I'd never considered that because in my world in the world I live in a hard bowled egg is almost not even related to an egg over easy or scrambled. Those are like distant, distant cousins. Interesting. So confirming that you think it's okay to happen inside of a cob. I do. I do too. I think the cob might operate in its own sort of realm. Cob has its own rules. Well now we've entered the cob zone. Yeah. Okay sorry I took you in another direction. Continue. A cab. All cobs are bussin. Okay. And I'll start there. And no I do think like a. I loved it. It's crazy because I was like I'm going to say this. I know I watched that happen. Um yeah so. I do foc heavily with a hard boiled egg which is like a newer thing for me. That's new. Where I don't where I kind of draw the line is the yolk. So like 70% of it. I think if you get a small yolk I think if you luck out and get a smaller yolk. That's so funny that you would consider that lucking out. You like. One man thrashes another man's treasure. If I open a hard boiled egg, if I slice open a hard boiled egg and it's one of those like baby yolks I'm so damn pissed. It has to be like a solid like 60-40 ratio. Brooke me and you are going. We're going to a restaurant. We're getting calamari and hard boiled eggs and we're farting our ashes off the rest of the day. Fart in our right home via jet pack. We're going on a fart journey. And I farted. Brooke and Connor take a make a fart. Lord. So anyways so I had a breakfast that just like it was one of those things and then it was like, well, I ordered it, you know, like I'm going to eat as much as I can, but it was really just like it was work. I was clocked in at the cafe trying to get this thing down and then essentially she said, do you want a box? And I said, no, like really I don't. And she goes, well, maybe you do half order next time. I go, I could have gotten a half order. It was a platter of turkey and egg and focaccia and arugula. Anyways. Yeah. That would that would have set me sour as well. It just kind of sucks when like the first thing you put in your body of the day is just like not correct. I don't even think like the meal itself is like a huge problem except for the idea of like a runny egg, like running over a turkey. But my problem would just be like if I ordered eggs and toast and that came, I'd be upset. Well, you fucked up with the focaccia. So I don't even. Yeah. No, I'm playing, but like you, you fucked up. I will take that. No, I'll take that and I will run with it and I will agree with you. Luckily it was also so expensive. Thank God. Yeah. The coffee was good though. What are you going to do? Yeah. Someone said she, I don't, I couldn't totally understand what you, the way she was saying today, but she mentioned turning over a new leaf and I was like, I don't know you well enough for you to know if I, if I'm, if I'm going on, moving forward with a new leaf today. But I don't. What was the context? I mean, what? What were we, what was the context? It was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're turning over a new leaf. Blah, blah, blah. Can I get you a box? And I was like, no box. But I don't really know what she meant by new leaf. I actually don't even totally understand that phrase. It's time to turn over. I was thinking about it as you were talking about it. I wonder if leaf in this circumstance is talking about like a page in a book. So like a leaflet. Well, leaflet is another way to say page, I think. Is it? I don't like, I think in this circumstance, yeah. Okay, bookworm. No, not really. Cause I could be wrong. Can we look up the origin of turning over a new leaf? Wow. I just got a massive headache. Luckily. Do you see that? The idiom turning over a new leaf originates from the 16th century when the pages of a book were called leaves. I'm right. Like so rarely that when I am, it's like this full body like tingling. It feels so good. It metaphorically means turning to a fresh blank page to start anew. Symbolizing a positive change in behavior or a fresh start in life. Not a literal tree leaf. Okay. Well, I was thinking flipping over all these leaves to see if you find like a roly-poly turning over a new leaf. That could work too. Like you don't know what you're going to find on the end of the stop. Yeah. What could be under there? So. Keeping it, keeping an open mind and also something bad could happen. Yeah. When you turn over that new leaf. Yeah. Sometimes it's like appreciate the leaf that you already turned over and appreciate what you got. Thank you. Cause they pay, they pay for it. I feel like that like mean it like that thing would be better like turning over a new rock. Like I'm going to just like fuck around and see what happens. Yeah. Whereas turning over a new leaf is more like fresh blank page, turning over a new rock. Like I'm, I'm like ready to like try new things and fuck around and like be open to the outcome. I just got like such a headache. Do you think you're going to be okay? It is something that I'm thinking about. I wonder if it's sympathy pains with my stomach, which I've been trying not to say anything about. Okay. I'm going to try to ignore it. No, I, what that wasn't telling you that you should be quiet about your headache. I'm just saying like part of my nearest resolution is to not say every time I'm not, I'm experiencing a physical ailment. Oh, I like that. Yeah. So that's the only reason that you don't know my stomach hurts yet. I want to do. And now you do. Now I do, but I'll forget. You know why I think my stomach hurts every morning? And it's something that I'm not willing to change about myself. Yeah. I do think there's legitimacy to like maybe it not being great that coffee by itself is the first thing you put in your system, especially with the coffee mate that I use. I'm doing the, I'm doing hazelnut, French vanilla, or the pumpkin spice coffee mate every, every single morning for as long as we both shall live. Yeah. There's that, that the first thing going into my body being like caffeine and just like a tablespoon of like pure chemical. Right. That my stomach's going to hurt. It's like going to the county fair every morning. I wouldn't go that far, but like it's not good. I mean, I do black coffee and they say that that's not even great to be the first thing that you put in your body. It makes sense to me. Today, I was, I was on struggle bus city, USA population one. This is my stop and getting off. I'm staying on cause I'm still on the struggle bus. Could not wake my ass up. Connor, me neither. It's something about January 14th. January. I grew up always dreading February and feeling like February was the worst month. I am starting to change my tune a little bit. I think January is pretty damn bad. We were doing like an MD foodie boys thing, but I do feel exactly what you mean. And I'm going to, I'm going to voice that. I feel like January is bad, which is like the most like universal opinion. I do see what you mean. I see what you mean. Not only that, I'm going to echo it. Yeah. 10 toes down with my chest. I'm going to echo January's f'd up. February silent, but deadly. It's like sneaking up upon us so quietly, but it's going to smack us in the ass. It's the same way that I, like everyone's like, oh, Mondays, Tuesdays suck. Mondays are Mondays. We villainize Mondays so much. And then they happen and they're over and it's like, oh, and Tuesdays come around. Tuesdays are the worst in the same way that Thursdays are the best. Yes. Yes. Tuesdays are like these silent killers and they're just like, Tuesdays are dreadful. Dreadful. Cause they give you that false hope of like, okay, you made us a Tuesday, but like guess what? Look how much further you have to go. Brooke, do you want to get chills? Do I? Think about a work day and it's 3 30 p.m. on a Tuesday. I feel like 2 30 would be a lot worse. Oh my God. My headache came back when I said 3 30 p.m. on a Tuesday. There's just no point to it being 3 30 on a Tuesday. You know what doesn't resonate with me? 3 30 is always dismissal time. You know, the worst time was like 11 something. That's almost lunch. Lunch wasn't like a break. Oh, for you. For me. Yeah. It was almost like the worst part. I had one day it was like 4 42 and I was like, I wonder if I hold my breath. As long as I can tell I pass out and I'll wake up and it'll be after five. I had the thought I was like, what if I pass out and it'll be tomorrow? That's so funny, Connor, because I just started writing again. And I wrote a line about that. Like pretty much verbatim. What if I hold my breath about like holding your breath and like passing out and like waking up when things are a little bit better? Love that. Yeah. Oh, I love that. Oh, and I. Yeah. Yeah, I do too. Congrats on getting back into the books. I wouldn't even call it that. Any anyone that always asking like, how do you write a book? Baby, I don't know. You do know, however, I'd used to. I definitely, you know, but like it's not the same thing twice. I just saw the coolest thing. What? It was an image. And it was essentially like the snowball effect. And it was kind of like, even if you're doing small little things, like you've started writing, maybe you don't like whatever. It doesn't feel like much, but little things they build upon themselves. And then I was so true. Yeah. And it can also happen backwards too. So like every day that you. Don't do something like it builds momentum backwards, which is also scary. So I think any, anything that you do moving yourself, progressing yourself forward, but it insists upon itself and it builds upon itself, which is cool. That's true. And that I know, I just said, I don't know how to write a book, which I don't. That Jen, Jen right now. But that is like how you do it. Once I remember how to do it, it's like, I think this is how I wrote Phoebe. You just write a bunch of like literal shit, like you literally like brain dump. Like it doesn't even have to be English, like very small, like building block, like poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo. But like you're putting something on the paper. Yeah. OK. Sure. Then you go back and you at least make it like, OK, these are ideas that I once had. Like let's make them complete sentences. OK, that's step two. And then step three is like, OK, these are complete sentences, but they're like not well written, so then you make them well written. That's step three. And then you go back again. And then step four is like making them funny and like have personality. That is so interesting. So it's like a four step process, if I'm remembering correctly. But right now I'm just in poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo. Brain dump. Yeah. So funny, I think people must have different styles, because I told you recently when I write like stand up, when I write a joke, I see the joke as a shape. Oh, so you have. I have what Cynthia Revio has. Yes. Synesthesia. Yeah. In so many words, you have. But like I see that. I see the structure of a joke and it's like there's layers and they're like. That must mean that's what you're born. Are we doing? Yeah. Right. Hopefully. You wouldn't see that if. You're DNA didn't have those capabilities. I truly think what I was born to do is like soak in a hot tub with like a bowl of ice cream. I know that you're and I know that you're falling. I think you're falling closely behind me. Yeah, I got I got my year ago today's Snapchat when I sent you that Snapchat where I had had it was in the same evening that these two things happened. One. I'm eating my my cookies and cream ice cream. And I was like, whoa, Nelly, big Oreo. It was that one. You were like, I made my own ice cream. And then I turned it. This is. Yeah, it's close. But I was working. I had the whole pint on the couch. It's just like such a such an interesting route to take. But I I'm like, whoa, that's a big Oreo, big one. Like, oh, I'm reeling it in. I'm I'm chipping away like the miners used to at this Oreo. I'm like, oh, I was I was I was fully digging through the bottom of the carton. I was hitting the bottom and I thought I was hitting this like. Oh, I remember that gold. I'm working it. I'm working at this Oreo for for minutes. And then I'm like, oh, my God, metaphor for something big. Brooke, let's think about that. I don't know if I have the capacity. Yeah, I don't I don't really either. Maybe someone else could maybe in the bonus, we can really like hone that in. Yeah, like we get unpacked a bit, but that is like that means something. We get a little filling stop working so hard because all you're doing is puncturing the bottom of an ice cream carton. Just chill. Maybe this thing that you're working so hard for, like you weren't meant to have another Oreo just relax. Yeah, maybe just like take a step back, acknowledge the space that you're in instead of yearning for something that technically doesn't exist. You know, oh, I love that. That's great. On day three of leftovers for lunch. Have a day off. Switch it up with a double cheeseburger for two forty nine under McDonald's. Save a menu. Leftovers, left the chat. Talk about savers satisfaction. Served from 11 a.m. Prize and participation may vary. These apply to delivery orders subject to availability. Can I ask you a personal question? Wait, can I really quickly say the other thing that happened to me that night? Sure. I was watching TV in like 11 minutes into the show. I realized it was in Spanish. This. Oh, yeah, I was about to say this has happened to you before. That was that same evening. OK, got it. OK. Oh, wait, I was like, how are people doing that thing on Instagram? That's like 2016 posts and they're reposting them. I don't know what you mean. Every is it like just are you seeing this as a everybody's posting just like their photos from 2016. Yeah, I know that. But like, what do you mean they're just posting photos? Are you they're just posting? No, how was everybody having like? No, they're not. I feel like it was like something that like came up in Instagram. Like, do you want to post your photos from 2016? Oh, no, because everyone's doing it. So why is every single person doing it? No, why? Why would everyone just be going out of their way to get photos from 2016? I think it's like a fun thing that everyone's. Oh, I thought it was just like an option that Instagram was like, do you want this like an Instagram wrapped of sorts? No, I think that everyone's going to their Facebooks and stuff. Are you serious? Yeah. Is he is that the truth? I think so. Oh, I thought I was like looking all over for this 2016, but. I love that people are yearning for 2016 like it wasn't two years ago. Is that. Oh, are they people doing it? Because it was it's the 10 year anniversary of 2016. I think it was kind of like a Tumblr vibe. Everyone was like, oh, my gosh, look at my look. I'm in a sorority in 2016. Look at my. Hair. I'm going to start using Tumblr again. Like this is a joke. Why wouldn't I think that it's an I don't think that the site is operating. Yes, it is. Oh, is it? Oh, my tumblr still up and running. Wow. I think that's pretty neat. Let me see. Oh, that was it. Oh, those were the days. Those were. The days. Things things used to be so simple to get a note. I'm sure that was just a rush. Yeah, it's still up. Wow. This is a moment in time. We've got right off the bat. Matthew Greg Gubler. Evan Peters, graffiti. Wow. Overalls, there's got to be some denim on that page. These pants are so ugly. And then a screenshot from Yik Yak. A bookshelf. A lot of friends. Sushi, a lot of sushi. A bra made out of lettuce. I thought I was being so funny, probably. No, you're being random. Yeah, I was being so random. Do you think that could you see a world where being random comes back into the zeitgeist? We've tried it a few times between the two of us. And it hasn't come back. What do you mean? You and I have tried being random. We've tried just to be like that. So random. Yeah, we've said it, but it was facetious. It wasn't like. Now, we were being serious. Like we were trying to bring it back. We were earnestly being. Yes, 100%. No, random is like I, Carly, like. No, Connor, I'm we've probably even had a episode called That's So Random. Featuring Sunny with a Chance. Is he? This we didn't have. We've I'm not saying that we've had an episode called it, but we definitely have spoken about it heavily. About the randomness of. Random. We've tried bringing random back. I promise it didn't work. It didn't work. Random is like, oh my gosh. Random. I'm trying to think of like I like pulling a chick, pulling a rubber chicken out of my pants right now and not acknowledging it. Like that's random. Yeah, but that's not necessarily what random was in 2016. Do you think that comedy itself has has further developed? And like has had like an evolution to where like if I pulled a chicken out of my pants, you'd be like, it actually would be so unfunny. That it wouldn't even be worth acknowledging. You know what I mean? No, I think that there's a thing is being so unfunny that it's funny. Sure. Which is maybe with his podcast is. And what made it so far? We're having a little bit of like a rebirth. I don't know what happened recently, but I'm having a lot of people be like, oh, I listened to a little bit of an episode. Pat Pence, like I used to listen to you. I did actually see someone today that was like, I haven't watched in ages, but I used to love this show. I'm like, used to love this show. Yeah, we don't. It's not. We're old enough to totally have a used to love this show. What? We've been around long enough for that to be like a thing. I used to watch that. It's been four years. Don't say that. It has because our are like Brook and Connor one year, we took a picture with that cake next to the dumpster for some reason. Yeah. Like we have any place in the world. And that was three years ago. We walked out to the parking lots to buy the dumpster and pose that this is the best we can do. I like we chose that. Yeah, that was a random. That was random. That was random. That was random. That was extremely random. Touch my button by me, Peter. Is that random? No, I don't think so. I think that's like the live laugh love of quotes for Tumblr era. Oh, I haven't seen that finger, finger mustache, finger mustache. An American flag tank. Yeah, big frame glasses with like a Mickey Mouse smoking a blunt shirt. Yeah, I get that. We I still want to ask you a personal question. Oh, go ahead. Please. How were the Golden Globes? Never in my life have I had a more. Fabulous evening. I didn't know where that was going to go. That's amazing. I have no notes. It was the most it was the coolest thing I've ever done. It was just like everybody. You were really just there as like talent. Yeah. Wow. That's so it was I mean, it was pinch me moment and it truly was. It was like legit. Guys, it was like legit. Can you give us like the seven top highlights? I mean, the carpet was amazing. The room was amazing. It was it was bizarre just seeing that the level of celebrity that was in like on the carpet and who did you see that you were like, holy, holy shit. Like that's a person in the flesh right now. Well, we. We so like we didn't sit in the. You say we are you talking about you and Dylan Dylan and I. Yeah, Dylan and I. Excuse me. Yeah, we we hung out. I was kind of like I don't I'm alone and I was like, I don't want to do any of this alone. Like will you like can you stay? Because we were going to go to carry one. I wanted to what? Sorry, I can't hear you. I just say carry me. He could carry me. I know that I said carry me. Um, yeah. And then we afterwards we went to Nikki Glazers. I don't want to get there yet. I want to talk about being in the room with the Golden Globes. Well, the Golden I mean, it was amazing. So basically like we're in this room with all of the room that the actual Golden Globes take place in the award ceremony is very small. OK, there's no room to put. You'd never know someone of my stature. And so it's I mean, it's like Miley Cyrus, the heated rivalry boys. Like who would, by the way, did you lay eyes on them at all? I saw them from a distance. Oh, my God. What was it like? I want to tell you something in a second because I got to get to Nikki's party. We're still at the Globes. Nothing really happened. Well, essentially, we're in this. Well, you saw the boys from across the room. Yeah, but I wasn't in the same room as I didn't. I didn't see them at the actual. Oh, you saw them at the after party. Yes. OK, that's my misunderstanding. So let's go to the after party. Let's go the after party. Well, we watch basically the Globes live in real time from like 50 feet away and in like the room next door to the actual. And it was a fabulous event. They put on a great thing. But it was basically everyone's. Teams were in there and then like Dylan and I. But it was really cool. I talked to I don't know if I can say. Jonathan Bailey's manager. And what did you say? Well, he came up to me and my friend, Ali. And what did he say? He goes, are you two actors? And I was like, no, I want to be nice to be. Hell, I do a lot to get a call back. And he said, you really look like it, blah, blah, blah. And then we're talking about TikTok. And he's like, Johnny always keeps sending me TikToks. I love the way people call him Johnny. And he. Proceeds to pull up Johnny's texts. And I had to. We had to set up his TikTok firm so you could watch the TikToks that Johnny sends. And I was like, I would like to my eyes are further. My eyes are welling up. I know it was really cool. Oh, yeah, let me just help you set up TikTok so that we can watch the TikToks that Johnny sends you on your personal device that you're holding in your hand with Johnny's phone number. Him texting you, you looking at that. I mean, like, what was his name in his phone? Was it John? I didn't look. I was about to say, like, it was I was so overwhelmed via you, via osmosis. Like, I like him. I'm actually wiping tears. How much you care about Jonathan Bailey. And I'm here talking to someone that has this. Like, is a close friend, a comrade. Yeah. No, I've spoken with people that like work with him before. And whenever they're like, just Johnny, like I have to like stifle. I like it's like, like it's crazy to hear. I love the guy. Yeah, more than life itself. And yeah, thank you for even feeling that a little bit in your body. Of course. Um, right. And then we basically that's all I can say. We had. What? He was there. I know. I know that's why his team was there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then we just had supper and we went to the after party. The after party was just for supper. Like a braised beef. And I had I had it was basically small bites, but I did eat like six or seven of the good. The beef was amazing. Grilled cheese was nothing to write home about. And then like there was like snacks. I didn't we didn't get the no boo from that was being served inside. That was an option. Yes. Mr. Matuhisa was actually physically there serving everyone in the room. Just cool. And then we went to the after party and it was just like amazing. And I sent you a picture with me and Milo hung out a little bit. I am so proud of him. He's just such salt of the earth, man. I mean, that's my Flynn, which is that it's crazy. Like, obviously, like he's been in the talks for that for a while. But like the fact that we were talking about that was in the bonus last episode. No, it was I think it was in the main. We were talking about him being up for Flynn. And then that day it was announced that he's Flynn. He's so funny. So we're talking and obviously, like. I'm doing that thing where I'm just like I'm talking to him, but I'm looking around. I'm constantly heads on a swivel because I'm like looking at everybody. And he keeps mentioning I'm working on a movie and working on a movie. And I like never connected that. He's talking about tangled like the movie that he's working on. I was like, that is so cool. It's just like the best that I would have been so casual. The conversations that he has. I saw Brittany, Brittany was there. I got to fix my relationship with Seth Rogen, which was nice. Oh, did you? Yes. How did that go? Well, Milo was like, oh, my gosh, I like really like want to talk to him. I was like, let's go. It's like a pretty casual thing. And they're chatting and I was like, hey, Connor, like Bob. Like, like we start chatting. He did not. Thank God. I think it was so that moment was so fleeting and horrible that like I'm sure he blacked it out too. But this is a lovely interaction. We had a great time, very casual. It was cool. It was just like it was like very. It was like. It was like a great time. Like, like for the first time ever, I was like. And I know a lot of people like I chatted with Lisa and Walter for a little bit because we had that. We had a show together, Lisa and and I a long time ago. And I really it's one of those that I bombed and it stuck with me. And like it was one of those where I had a second show right after the show that I did at the at the Hollywood Improv. And was Hollywood. And I did the show and she was up next and I walked off and I was just like bombed. And she goes, baby, you killed that and gave me a hug. And I was like, oh my gosh, it's so nice that Lisa and Walter is lying to me right now. Like that's actually so Chessie of her, you know. Yeah. And I saw her at the party and I was like, I you probably don't remember, but like you were so nice to me. You're the reason I didn't crash my car into the ditch after that show. And she was just like gave me so much comedy advice. What an amazing woman. She's so awesome. I meant she was with Janelle James. They were like hanging out. But it was so cool. I have more that I want to say in the bonus. I'm just going to hold off on. Wait, so sorry, you did see the boys get this. I turn and I see Hudson and then I blink and he's gone because he had gone. There was a second party. I think it's Chateau Marmont and that's like where the big dogs went. One. Yeah. But I mean, this this Nikki Glazer's party was it like that was the one to be at. And you were there. Fabulous. Wow. You didn't see Connor. I did not. But you saw him. I saw him from a distance, leaving like exiting the globes. Because we were going the other way. But no, I didn't see him at the party, but Hudson was there. Wow. It's crazy to think like you just like had such an amazing casual night and like I would have been in the hospital 16 times over. That's what I was going to say. Everything you experience. That's what I was going to say is like this is like I'm turning over a new rock right now. Like I was I had no feeling like I need to go grab somber and get a photo with somber. It's like I'll see somber again, you know, I will see somber again. Someone's awfully confident. They'll they'll see somber again. Well, that's my new mindset is like I'm not going to. There's no reason to rush. I'll I'll I'll see him. Good for you. Good for you. Yeah. That sounds amazing. And I don't I hope that by talking about this on this podcast, it's like fun insight and not like, oh, he is spilling things that like he's not getting invited into another room like that. But I think that this is light and so I don't think you spilled anything in appropriate, but. That sounds awesome. It was just lovely. I will say I was watching the globes on the TV with a group of friends and like about the halfway point, I got a notification on my phone. Fibula tagged me in a story and I was so convinced I had Connor. I got an immediate like diarrhea pit. Like, oh, no. I was like, but like how much better was the surprise when you open your phone? I was like, he is with the heated rivalry boys right now and I'm not opening this. Like I like I need time and then everyone was like, no, Brooke, open it. And it was that it was this picture of Dylan reading Phoebe. Which Connor, that was the most special image. I mean, you know, like how people put blurbs on the front of books, like author quotes that are like, oh, brilliant, fascinating, like a page turner. I want this, like on the cover. And that's the blurb. Like that's what's selling the book. You need to get this young man in audiobooks stat. I know. I told him I would just record the whole thing and my voice memos. Oh my gosh. But I'm shocked at how late the whole audiobook process is done. Like we have not even spoken about that for Phoebe. Yeah, that's interesting. I feel like it should be done pretty much. I feel like it should be done. But I don't know. I guess it only takes like a few days. Yeah, I've done one audiobook for you. Yeah. It it took two days. Oh, and you didn't have like you were a chapter in that. No, I was a kid. I was like the. Oh, you were the emcee. You were the emcee. What's M.M.C. Me, I mean, character. Yeah, I was. I was an M.M.C. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, it was fun. I couldn't do an audiobook because I would get on my phone. So that's not going to work for me. I need to actually physically. So at the Globes, have you seen all the movies that were like nominated or like any of them or Conner? Wait, I'm so slacking on my hope and each, you know, it's to myself. I saw Marty Supreme. Yes. Yay. Let's talk about. Yeah. Oh, give me your thoughts. I want to hear. Not your. I was not expecting that. Right. I mean, not one second did I know where that was going, as you said. Should we right now, should we just warn people? Let's let's have a real conversation about it and let's say skip to. Here, if you don't. OK, OK, right now, spoiler alert is probably coming up about Marty Supreme. If you're going to watch it, fast forward probably two minutes. Go hit me hit me with one really big dog. I mean, I think I loved it. But I mean, I don't know. I think I think it requires a rewatch. I'm being serious. Like I I wasn't expecting any of it so much that, like, it was catch. It didn't let up at all. So I didn't get a second to breathe, which is like. I couldn't digest any of these like major, major, major. Chapters in this movie and one big note I have. I have so many thoughts. One big note I have is that, like. The fact that. Marty. Supreme, he had no repercussions for any of his actions, and he adjacently killed about eleven people. Like right now in today's day and age, if you are advised to not get in the hot tub or in the bathtub in the room that you rented and it falls through and lands on an old man's arm and his dog. I did not like that. You're going to be in a you're going to be in a lawsuit, if not jail for ten years minimum. There should be before every film. Let me know if there's going to be any like possible like animal cruelty or like animal getting hurt. Let me know at the beginning of the film. Yeah, the dog. There was no closure about the dog and that bugs me too. No, but I did. I did like where it went. I think how about Timothy Chalmé, just like Oscar. I really, I really like generational talent. We are. I don't have a bad word to say about that guy. No, I don't. I really. Um, I don't have anything. He's he's he's phenomenal. He is a once in an E on actor. He is. And he knows it. I know. He knows it. As he should. He is just just incredible. When the culture was great to when he wants to be. He's pretty funny. He's just run of the mill theater kid and now he's made it big and he's wearing chrome hearts. And that's like, as he should, as this is right. Seeing him and Gwyneth Paltrow intimately blue. My felt right. No, I didn't. It did not feel right to me, but I was just like, she'll go out of guard. I go, Oh, when she comes in and takes off her blues, her blouse. Oh, yeah. I said, Oh, wow. We're doing it. Me, I was like, yeah. Um, he was rizzing her up. And then I want you to keep in mind, I watched this movie alone in the theater, like I'm sitting alone and there were two couples next to me and I brought in a burrito, which like that's a mistake, but I was out of time and I was so hungry. And so I'm eating a burrito. Like kind of loudly. It's foil and there's two couples on both sides of me and I keep going when the bathtub fell, I go, Oh, I hated that. I really hated that. Yeah. Anyways, I really like, what is your takeaway at the end of the movie? I saw. I guess my takeaway is like this guy is like doing everything he can to like get away from home and like chase his like quote unquote purpose. But he didn't even have gone very far. It was right there the whole time. Brooke, he was digging for an Oreo that was never there. Oh my God. Yeah, you could say that again. He was busting through the bottom of the carton to his demise. Yeah. So you see at the end of the movie, you realize he's now gotten everything he ever wanted. But then he sees his baby boy or girl. I don't know. Boy. Boy. And he says, none of that matters. It pales in comparison to my son. He's such a good actor because I felt all of that in my own body. I love that every time he's written into a movie, the last like minute of the movie is a close up of him sobbing. As it should be. He's because that's the thing that makes a good actor. Like I got everything that he was telling me tenfold. Yeah, I agree. I thought it was I was talking to Anna Satara the other day actually about Marty Supreme and she she said that and I didn't realize that I was also feeling this way. But she said that it was a little upsetting for her to watch Marty Supreme go to was he in China? No, Tokyo. That was in Japan. I didn't. Oh, yeah, it was Tokyo. Um, go to Tokyo and defeat this like national hero. I'm really upset because that guy was salt of the earth. He was so kind. He was. But it's weird because like you're all you're rooting for Marty and you're not at the same time. I have it. I have it. I have something else. I just realized you've got it. Eureka. What? Yeah. I truly feel like he was the most antagonistic character in the whole movie, even though he's the main character. I like did not. I was not rooting for him ever. Oh, really? I think that's what like makes him so good is like he's so awful. But like you are kind of rooting for him at the same time. He was so unlikeable. Yeah. But also like I love the guy. And then Odessa, she was fabulous. I mean, she's so fucking good. And what what one of the crazier twists is when he wipes her, he smudges her makeup of her black eye. I love that. That was something that like completely didn't need to be included in the movie, but changed everything for me. I also that was just like. What you want this guy so badly. Like why? I love it, though. She just wanted to be loved so badly. It kind of like broke me. I think that's so like it was just very relatable. That is sad, actually. Yeah. I like neither her husband or Marty treat her well. Yeah, I'm just thinking about how he busted that guy to pulp with that trophy. And the guy didn't even do anything like. Oh, I was shocked that he lived through that. I know that's like brain hemorrhage. I'm having a hot flash. It was really gory in a way that I wasn't expecting. But I think I really liked it. But I agree with Anna Satar, like the him beating the Japanese champion made me really upset. No, that was upsetting. But that's life. It's such a bad sport. Him throwing the hurling the trash can when he lost at the beginning. And then at the end when he won, hey, man, great game, like love you so much. You're an amazing player. He was a bad sport. Oof. He was. Or that was that was hard for me. I'm embarrassed to say that I still haven't seen one battle after another. And I know that one like I haven't seen so many words. I need to see that. What are the other big ones being nominated? Sinners. I haven't seen sinners. Begonia. I don't want to see that. What else? There was a bunch. And then I completely like obviously the heated rivalry guys are there. But like I forgot TV is included in the Golden Globes. I forgot you can win a Golden Globe for TV. Pluribus one. I haven't seen that. All the things I don't think I've seen anything for like this year. Like I've seen a lot of things for the next that will be nominated next year, I think. And by that, I just mean like heated rivalry mate. Can heated rivalry be nominated for a globe? I know it can't be nominated for an Emmy. OK, so so I haven't seen anything for the upcoming year either. Oh, how about all her fault? Oh, deserved. That'll be nominated. That was nominated. Oh. So forget everything I've said in the past one minute. It was nominated. I love her fault. I don't think she won. Oh, yeah. My little baby Milo on the carpet. Yes, Duke McLeod. Sarah Snook, like if she's like when Sarah Snook is nominated, like she should be winning. No, she didn't. She didn't win. And I actually don't know. I don't know the young woman that she lost to. I'd never heard of her, but I'm a little bit out of the loop with that. I am too. But I guess who I met. Who? Jason Isaacs. Jason Isaacs. He's Jason Harry Potter. He's he's Jason Isaacs. Yeah. No, wow. What'd you two get into? I just went up and said hi. And he said, oh, amazing. You're so friendly. He was at this family. I was like, I'm sorry. I just want to say hi. I'm a big fan. And he said, oh, thanks. Hi. We shook hands. And then I walked away. He's 62. He looks so good. Wow. 62 can look a lot of different ways. 62 can look several different ways. Yeah. If I know one thing. White Lotus was nominated, right? Yeah. I don't know about that. What do you mean? White Lotus is always going to be nominated. Really? I would say, yeah, it's White Lotus. I guess the acting, the acting is pretty phenomenal. And like the White Lotus of it all. What about that? What do you mean? Just like every single human with a TV is tuning in. And like the way it's filmed is incredible. We need more of that. I know. Like that's the community that I need is like murder mystery. Heated. What? Heated rivalry. Oh, you're on a nickname basis with heated rivalry. Absolutely I am. I'm not. Yeah. No, we need like there was a time when it was like euphoria, White Lotus, nine perfect strangers, like all of these things were out at once. And I was just like in paradicio. Do you think you're going to watch the new season of euphoria? I am going to watch. Yeah, I don't even know if I will. They're in such interesting places, like thinking about like Jacob Elordi and Sydney Sweeney even being in the same set together right now. Like I just like it's hard for me to wrap my. Peace eyes brain around. Honestly, it's crazy how many of them. Blew up. Like I don't even I can't even picture Zendaya going back. And doing you for it. I can't either. What's in days last name? Coleman. Cool. I did not know that Zendaya Coleman. Yeah, but she's just a one name wonder like share. Yeah. What is shares last name? With me. Oh. Sarcissian. Oh, she's Armenian, right? She's dating like a 21 year old. God bless. As she should. I think Octavia Spencer, someone commented on her post and said, make him sign a prenup. Share will. I don't know. She shares shares a lover, not a fighter. I know. I feel like she's a smart woman. She's a smart woman. She's a rich man. Can I read you the other topics that I have in my hobo? Yeah, I have some too. OK, so far we did Marty Supreme. Connor at the Globes. Colleen Hoover. Listen to this. You might find it interesting. You know, Colleen Hoover. Yes. You're familiar with everything that happened with it ends with us. Yes. OK, before all that, Colleen really was releasing like 55 new books a year. Yeah. And then she went on like a pretty severe hiatus. Like she was already getting hate just for like people were like really are really critical of her writing. So she was already like getting hate and then with the it ends with us thing. She just like has not been like. In the public for like years. OK, but she just very quietly released another book for the first time in a very long time. It's called Woman Down. And let me read you the synopsis. Woman down. Let me read you the synopsis. In this twisty, throw, willa. From New York Times, bestseller author, Colleen Hoover, a frustrated author looks for her muse in a remote hideaway. But when she but what she finds defies all expectations. That's what we're doing in reality. Wait, yes. She looks for her. Forget it. That's in a highway. What do you mean in a highway? Hideaway. Oh, in a high like she goes away to write. OK, I see. And then I think it good reason synopsis are hard. But OK, her words used to set the page on fire, but a viral backlash over her latest film adaptation forced Petra Rose to take a hiatus, resulting in misdeadlines and an overdue mortgage. Brandon is a fraud and fame, hungry opportunists. She learned the hard way that what happens when the internet turns on you. And she's been. Is this fucking play about her? Isn't that crazy? Well, this is like very Taylor Swift of her. Brandon, a fraud and fame, hungry opportunists. She learned the hard way what happens when the internet turns on you and she's been uninspired to write ever since. Now with her next suspense novel outlined in Savings Nearly Gone, she retreats to secluded Lakeside Cabin, hoping to find inspiration in her last attempt to save her career and herself, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it's not kind of crazy and like no one's talking about this. And it came out last night. Very quietly. Obviously, like she's getting inspiration from her real life as all authors as we all do, but I'm just like surprised no one's talking about this. Wow. That's one way to do it. I'm excited. Listen, I'm excited to read it. Yeah, you'll have to keep me updated on that. I feel like I have not read a calling book in like the past like five years or so. And I have never read one through a more like critical lens. I'm really excited to read it and be like, is this hate warranted or is it just like people ban Wagoning? So I'm excited. I think it's probably both a combo. I don't know. I'm excited. I'm genuinely very excited to read it and let you know. Yeah, let me know. But I have some hate that I want to spew. Oh, please do. OK, I'm about to spew. The people we meet on vacation was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Stop it. You are a it was through the I told you this. It was something to be seen through the female lens. You are a fraud. No, I'm not a fraud. I'm not a fraud. That was the most insufferable movie. I said you wouldn't like it. Acting every no, don't say that. No, I mean, they were they were screwed over from the start. The way that they wrote in Emily Bader into that movie, like she should really, truly file a lawsuit. No, that is the character in the book. Like it's very much one of those like quirky Zoe Deschanel. Like I just spilled my burrito everywhere. It was over the top. Like I'm so crazy. You can't take me anywhere. Vibes. That is that is the character. That's what we're working with. Holy mother of pearl, which is why. It was like for better or for worse. Like I am I was in it for for Alex Tom Blight's character. You know, like that's why. Yeah, which I thought he was great. It definitely was pretty different from the book, which I think I said. Yeah. Wow. And I think a lot of like people we meet on vacation purists like who love the book are like not. Thrills, but it's hard. It's really hard. Like it's a pretty long book for a rom-com. Like you have to make a lot of changes to make that work. As a movie. Well, they didn't figure it out. So that's mean. I I they should hear that. That's something that should be heard. We're not messing around with rom-coms in the year of our lord. OK, we are grown adults. Why are we pumping out? Take a little bit of time. Get some peer reviews. I don't think I liked it for what it was. I mean, it just had it had so much potential. I love the concept. I really want Harry and Sally, but first. Yeah. And I really think that they almost had something. And it was just like really poorly executed, sadly. I watched the whole thing. I will say, you know, I get premiere blinders. Yes. So I'm I'm looking forward to seeing it again. Because this happened to me twice before, pretty severely. When I saw it as with us and when I saw a family affair, I came on this podcast, I said those movies were fabulous. Right. Then I watched him again, not at the premiere. And I said, this is what I had seen before. Yeah. So I'm excited to watch it again. But I mean, I'm also not a critic at the end of the day. Like I like most things. I don't like most things. And I'm OK with that. Because when I like something like a Marty Supreme, it's it really wows me. Yeah. And I have a lot to say about the writing, the way it's filmed, the casting, everything. I see. I think it's like even with the housemate, like people were mad at me for liking that. I'm why? Because they're like, it was bad. And I'm like, yeah, it's not it's supposed to be good. I'm entertained. That's all I'm asking for. That's really all I'm asking for. Sure. With most I'm a lot more critical of books. But like with the movie, entertain me. And I'm thanking you. But I understand people we meet on vacation was not for everyone. What I am so interested in is that Emily Henry, who I like, I think I adore. She really loved it. And I think that's so interesting, because it was very different from the book. Interesting. And so I don't know, like, if I would be able to, even if the like, let's say Phoebe was adopted and it was so different from the book. Even if it was good, I think I'd still be a little butthurt. Like, why did why did you change so much? Yeah, I get that. You know? Yeah. So it's all it's all it's a very interesting case study to watch. Sure. No, I get that. Yeah. Anyway, I have to watch it again. But I really like was loving Tom Blythe's character and Tom Blythe as an entity. And I'm being very good on Instagram. Like, I was wanting to scream about him from the rooftops, like pretty loudly. But for whatever reason, like a lot of random people that are like close with him, follow me. So I've been really quiet. But please know that I'm like, I'm starting to scroll past Tom Blythe content because it's becoming too much. We got another one. Oh, I am like pretty sick in a lot of ways. One movie I'm I'm I'm really putting a lot of my marbles into this movie right now. And I'm like praying it turns out OK, even though like my gut is telling me it won't. Toy Story Toy Story 5 is very iPad heavy. So basically the toys are fighting to win back the attention of the child who's addicted to its iPad. Oh, that's good. I stopped paying attention after Toy Story 3. Well, there's something that is going that kind of takes me out of the story when there's a screen in an animated movie. What are you doing on an iPad? This is Toy Story. Oh, I guess that's like a really good message. I think that it could save a generation of children if if done right. Disney is able to villainize an iPad. And they're like, oh, wait, that thing's evil. Maybe it will result in less iPad. Yeah. You know, if you can if you can convince the kids to make that decision for themselves and it's not a parent taking away the iPad because then that villainizes the parent. Yeah. We'll see. The last thing I have on my agenda is just a quick grievance. Huh? I just have a quick grievance. Oh, share with us your quick grievance. And I this has been spoken about like I am not the first one to bring this grievance to the table. I am pissed though. OK, speak about it. My quesadilla order, my chipotle quesadilla order is as follows. Chicken quesadilla, cider guac, white rice, the corn and sour cream. Delicious. Well done. Each part is as important to me. As the last. This quesadilla cannot be assumed with cannot be consumed without any of the parts. If I had to sacrifice a part, I guess it would be the rice, even though that's painful for me to say, because then at least like I can enjoy my quesadilla with all of its dressings. But like if I'm missing the corn or the guac or the sour cream, like that really limits my ability to enjoy my quesadilla. Sure. Yesterday I got my quesadilla and there was no sour cream. OK, that's arguably like the worst thing to be missing. OK, how do you eat a quesadilla with sour cream? I don't know. I don't know without. Yeah, did I say with without sour cream? I don't know. So the I go through the motions on Uber Eats, as I do every time something's missing, I need to let them know. And they're like, oh, sorry about your sour cream. Like here's the refund in two. Like here's two dollars back. Like did this like meet your expectations, our service. And to be honest, it doesn't. Because I'm not going to enjoy any of my quesadilla without that sour cream. You don't have sour cream in your fridge. No, I don't have anything in my fridge besides my pumpkin spice creamer. Oh, Brooke, you have to have some some soy sauce. You have to have some sriracha. You have to have sour cream. You need to have these back up ketchup. I have mayo. I don't even have soy sauce. I just use leftover packets. I have like millions of those. OK, I have the Trader Joe's sweet and sour like the orange sauce. That's been expired for a few years. But I don't have sour cream. Maybe look into it. Maybe this is like one. Maybe this is one of those like teachable moments. I do. But this happens a lot with Uber Eats, where it's like, here's like a dollar back. And it's like, that's not I'm not going to enjoy any of my meal because of the missing piece that you consider to be worth a dollar. It's worth the whole meal. It's worth a lifetime. So it's priceless. I do think that that's a policy that should be looked into. What do you think? I will I something that's been happening to me a lot recently is like when I'm traveling and I get to a hotel room and I'll order food that arrives the same time as my the same time as I do from like the airport. So I can just like grab it in the lobby and they don't have to like come up to my room. And I keep getting things without utensils. And I'm usually getting like chicken and rice, but something like that, you know, that so I have recently had to I recently had to use two Sharpies as chopsticks. So you just make do. But you can submit that as a photo to Uber Eats. And they should refund you six cents for the job. They should. Yeah, I agree. They should have the they should have to come into my room and massage my shoulders while I eat with my sharpie chopsticks. It's just like it's not about equality. It's about equity. Is what I'm saying. And I think we leave right now. We leave it right there. It's not about equality. It's not about matching that price. It's about equity. So like I I can't enjoy any of my meal, honey. It has this hour. So like, should you be offering me just like another? Should you send me another meal? Probably. Probably, yeah. OK, let's let's let's leave it right there. People are going to get mad at me for being entitled. I really do feel that I feel pretty strongly about that. That's a that's a point of contention. I think that is an OK. I'm trying to think of a more severe example, because like maybe the sour cream wouldn't resonate with everyone. I like love you so much, like genuinely to death. I have to be so bad. Oh, OK. I want you to think of a more extreme example. I'll think of more extreme example and I can share it in the bonus. OK, let's do that. Thank you guys so much for listening, Brooke, sending so much thoughts and healing, healing energy your way. You and I love you guys. And we'll see you in the bonus. OK, see you then.