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When you have to give a presentation to the class and everyone stares at you with their big, bulgy eyeballs. I like talking in front of people. I usually have lots to say. Arthur, can you roll their head over here? Sure. Once we put this head on, our scarecrow's gonna look so good. We're almost out of straw for the body though. I'll go to the farm and get some more. I'm gonna go with you? It's getting kinda dark. Nah, I'm good. It's not that far. Well, take the mic with you, in case things get interesting. She's brave. I wouldn't go to the farm by myself after dark. It isn't just dark podcast listeners. It's spooky. And I love spooky. The wind is blowing and the leaves are rustling. Right now, I'm heading into the woods. The dead woods, which I have to walk through to get to the farm. What was that? Arthur, Buster, Binky! If you're trying to scare me, it won't work. Arthur? Binky? Come out, come out, wherever you are! Huh? Huh? Get me out of here! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Home. Say, come on, Suellen. Don't be ridiculous. There aren't any monsters in Elwood City. Unless... where's that book? Here it is. A story of Baba Yaga. Scary witch lady who eats naughty children. My parents gave me this book podcast listeners. We lived in Russian. Hello? Hey Arthur. Oh yeah, I was supposed to come back with straw. You know, it was getting so late I thought maybe we could finish the scarecrow tomorrow. Great. Yup, I'll bring the mic to school. See ya! Where was I? Oh yeah, the story of Baba Yaga. Deep in the shadowy woods, in a dank and gloomy cottage, perched on four chicken legs. Lived an old woman named Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga liked to howl at her chicken. Baba Yaga liked to howl at the wolves. Baba Yaga liked to howl at the... No wonder I hated that story. All that yowling and eating kids for supper? Forget it! Mom, dad, I'm home. Want me to set the table? Hey everyone! So it's the next day and I'm taking a different route to school. As far from the dead woods as possible, even though I'm not afraid of Baba Yaga. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not... Hey! You scared me, Binky. You're jumping out at me like that? I didn't jump. I walked right up. Want to take the shortcut to school? Through the dead woods? No, no thanks. Nope. Forget it. Bye! Now that is weird. I'm telling ya, she was scared. She ran. Maybe she saw mommy. Mommy's are slow. He wouldn't run from a mommy. You would if it had a mountain bike. No, no, no. Of course you would. Yes. Well, I'm not scared of mommies, but I am scared of this. My parents gave me this book when we were in Russia. What am I looking at? A house in the woods? On chicken legs? You scared of a witch in a book? That's not even real. That's just it. She might be real. Last night in the woods, I heard a yowl. Just like the noise that Baba Yaga makes. It was terrifying. Which is why I never made it to the farm and didn't get the straw. Bomber. We need more straw. We'll never finish our scarecrow. That's not the point. The point is there might be a witch living in the dead woods. If there's a witch, I definitely want to see her. Me too. As long as Binky goes first. What if we all go to the dead woods after school and check it out? If we stick together, we won't get scared. And while we're at it, we can get more straw for the scarecrow. That too. Deal? Deal. So that's what we did, podcast listeners. We met up after school and went to the dead woods. We took the mic along, just in case. Sue Ellen wore goggles and a raincoat for protection. Buster had his space helmet. I had an umbrella. And Binky. Had Binky. The dead woods sure looked different on a sunny day. Blue sky and birds. What's that noise? Sounds like the river. Or a washing machine. Only woods don't have washing machines. I know a spooky story about a river god. I'll tell you when we get to the bridge. We're here at the bridge over the river. Spill the beans, Sue Ellen. Okay. So the story is about a hungry Japanese river god named Kappa. Hungry for what? You don't want to know. Seriously? I want to know. You comebers mostly. But if you stare into the water, you'll sometimes see a face staring back at you. A face that's part frog, part monkey, part human, and all terrible. If I saw a scary river god, I'd distract him. Throw a cucumber into the river and make him look for it. That's actually a good idea. That's me. Binky. Good idea, Barnes. How far to the farm? I'm hungry. Quarter of a mile, maybe. Topps. Too bad we're not looking for the witch in Hansel and Gretel. She had a house made of candy. Is that the scary sound you heard last night? Nope. That was a blue jay. What I heard was human, like a witch howling at the moon. Or maybe. I'm just remembering that Baba Yaga isn't the only monster who howls. There's also banshees. Are banshees the same thing as werewolves? No, they're more like ghosts who scream whenever someone's about to meet their due. Banshees are in folktales from Ireland. Mostly they ride around on headless horses and shriek until your ears hurt. If any banshees got in my face, I'd tell them to put a sock in it. You gotta get tough with these ghosts. That's it. That's the sound. I gotta go home now for my snack. Bye. You can't leave, Binky. What about all for one and one for all? I'm all for me. How about this? If we find a witch in the woods. Or an alien? Have a river god? Or a banshe? Whatever. If we find a witch. Or a werewolf? Or an ogre? Or a goblin? Or a gremlin? Are you done? Or a dragon? Continue if we find a... Whatever. We can take a picture and post it online. Right! And get famous and save the day. And get the reward. What? Reward. There's always a reward. It's like a rule. Okay, okay. I'll stay. I'm not afraid of you. You. What's her name? Bama Yaga. We are good people. We know you fear good people. How do we know that? It's in the book. Let's keep going. Stay close. Why'd you have to tell us all these stories, Suelyn? I was perfectly fine not knowing about... Ah! Does it have the tray? She's gonna drop on her head. I need our faces. Open your umbrella. Open your umbrella. What's in your umbrella? Open your umbrella. Get under the umbrella. Wait a minute. That sounds like a dog. It's a witch pretending to be a dog. Don't look at it, Suelyn. Don't look. I gotta go see it. Something's not right. Get down from the tree. Get down. I knew it. It's a little dog. Look. It's Perky. The dog I used to babysit. Perky, are you okay? How'd you get stuck in a tree little pup pup? Oh, I see. You got some branches tangled in your collar. There you go. You're free. I got you. I got you. Hang on. We made it down, little pup pup. I don't believe it. You're a hero, Suelyn. You rescued a stuck dog. Poor little baby. We gotta get her home. Okay. But after that, can we please get more straw for the scarecrow? For sure. So, pod cast listeners, after we saved Perky, Suelyn backed in not being afraid of anything. Thank you and back to the farm and got more straw. And after we finished our scarecrow, I put him in the front yard next to a bunch of pumpkin. Right in time for Halloween. That is the scariest scarecrow I ever made. We ever made. Did you put a motor inside to make the arms move? What do you think I am, brain? Like, I don't even know how to do that. And why is this scarecrow waving its arms at us? It looks really alive. I am alive. And I'm gonna get you. Woo! Guys, it's me. It's just a costume. Come back! She, some people are scared of everything. Where's the stop record button on this thing? Oh yeah, here. And now it's time for... ...D-D-W! Suzy G wants to know... ...where D-W should pineapple go on pizza? A pineapple is heavy and spiky. So if you put it on your pizza, your pizza gets smushed. And you get poked by a spike. So no. Question 2 is from Jamal S. D-D-W, what would you bring to a desert island? A boat so I could leave. How about this? What would you bring to a desert island? Ooh, cake! With frosting. Candy. Apple sauce. Ice cream. Ice cream with marshmallows. Ice cream with marshmallows and chocolate. Ice cream with marshmallows and chocolate and sprinkles. Ice cream with marshmallows and chocolate and sprinkles and fisticks. Ew. My genius is never appreciated. That's it for now. Send your questions to me. D-D-W. See you later, alligator. And that's the show podcast nation. If you liked it, ask your grown-up to subscribe so you don't miss any new episodes. You can listen to all our podcasts, play games, and more at pbskids.org. The Arthur Podcast is produced for PBS Kids by TVH Kids in partnership with Hothead Creative Studios and distributed by PBS Kids and PRX. Thanks for listening. From PRX.
