3/5/26 Intentions to Check Her Tonsils 😬 | Brown Bag Mornings

Hey, don't make your life harder than it needs to be. You really want to tie Brad back mornings every single time? Nah, just hit the subscribe button, perito, do it, go! This is be real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, S.S.? Don't you know I'm local? I'm from B.S. Let's next story be a lesson to you. When you ever have that inclination, like, oh, maybe I should pull over, maybe I should stop at the store, maybe I should play the lotto, that you actually do. Cause we all have sometimes that little inclination and then we don't do it and then we're like, never, never, never, never, never. Yeah, we'll have, yeah. Okay, and Ellie, man, he just wanted to buy a bottle of water on his way to the gym. His name is Brian Crandal, that's my new homey over there, and East Hollywood. Oh, what? Just had a few dollars in his pocket. What's it? Went to buy a bottle of water, which was one dollar, and he realized, oh, wait, there's another, there's another, there's another, oh, there's another, dollar here, is a $20 bill. With that extra cash, he tried his luck at $20 instant prize crossword scratchers. You know that, those, all my dad plays with all it's. All right, after scratching off a few letters, he thought, like, oh, maybe I just want like a couple of bugs, maybe a free ticket or something. He won $2 million. What? $2 million? $2 million. And this story makes you feel like, why is this never my life? Is this the... Why is this never when I try it? It's got nose. What? He's Hollywood was like seven minutes away, let's go. Yes, and now he wants to leave. He wants to move to Texas. Oh, wow. The $2 million prize will help him purchase a home in Houston. Oh, yeah, for sure. It's gonna get a mansion. This is wild, bro. He cut a gun apartment and he's Hollywood. Yeah. I always hear these stories, and my, why can't it ever be? I don't know. There's got nose. Mother of three walks into, oh, 7-11, buys a banana and a scratcher. You're right, God does know. God knows. God knows that by Ferrari within like a second. She wins too much. She wins too many leaves, family behind. A free bird. You're so stupid. What would you do for a Ferrari? I'm not going to Ferrari. Like, I don't need a Ferrari. Why would I need a Ferrari at $2 million? So like, I told you God's like, no, you're not winning. You need to learn. You need to humble yourself. Yeah. Look at this. He's not the only recent winner. I'm gonna put you all on blast. Lydia Alvarez, $1 million. Oh, my God. Over and on Terry old. She went to party time liquor. That's not like a good time. She also played the instant prize crossword and then boom, $2 million. Wow. Elias Hernandez, $1 million. At the Arco en el Monte on East Garvey. Oh, my God. It's like, all right here. The studio's right there. It's right here, man. Could've won. And just if I just, we always have to repeat this. But when you win a lottery ticket, a lot of the sales benefit public education, which is random. Like you win lottery and then like L.A.O.S.D. gets some bread too. Can you like opt out and say like, eff them kids? Yeah. The lottery has generated more than 48 billion. Your kid is one of them kids, bro. And not anymore. Both of your kids won't do that. No, he moved on to a better district. You're on the kid. The lottery has generated more than 48 billion for the state public schools since 1985. Wow. That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. And there's a lot of kids can also have a nod right now. Let me tell you. I know. I know. Where did I go? I know. I know. I went into a school lunch. All right. I'm getting to choose it. Do a come here. Now what's going on? Yeah. Cheesemation with Angie. That's great. Just a big one too. That's a great one. I like it. Look at your face. Hey. All right. This is so funny. Shout out to Cardi B. I know your life feels like a movie script sometimes. And this is just adding on top of it. So her ex or current or resmos recent father of her children. Stefan Dex from the from the Patriots. He just got released. Yeah. He got released because next week like on Friday on a six million dollar like I don't know salary was supposed to be in his his bank account. So the Patriots are like let's let him go before that hits. Yeah. So they let him know early like a ring on. He's out. That must suck right. But I don't know what sucks. Where's seeing your mom then go to your baby mom that you're beeping with concert because his mom posted on Instagram. What should I wear to Cardi B tonight? And she had two different outfit options. And they were both like schoolgirl outfits. Like they dressed up not only did they go to the concert. They went to the after party with Cardi B. Oh wow. Now either they're together or mommy's upset at him too for all the baby mom drama. And like I am equal and I'll save it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then to add on top of this. So the mom where her where home girl right. Stephon digs mom went where home girl to Cardi B's concert. And then they posted a collab post and they posted a song that is Cardi B featuring offset. Oh. I swear a little bit of it. Like a quarter lick. Hey lick. Run up for me you get hit. And no my. What the. They stopped it before I got to him. Ravi made it to his ad lives. And I'm like what if I know what I know what we reportedly allegedly know about Stefan that's a little toxic like you get mad for stuff like this. I would get upset that my mom post a photo at my exes or my current baby one of my current baby mom's concerts. And then uses an audio clip of her ex. This. This is well. I'm telling you know what that is. This is awesome. I'm a Stefan digs has lost everything in the span of 30 days. Oh yeah. Oh yeah you're not a fan. You're not a fan. You're in forces my belief in karma very strongly. I have. You know he got released from the Patriots. Lost his girl. Lost his Super Bowl. And just lost his mom again. Mom. He's mom's not here. Why me bro. He's mom's not here. Why you. Yeah. Okay. That was his mission. Brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm letty for brown back morning. Spilling it for Angie. She's still sick. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I Big barrel Okay, Jello has a new song and this is how you sample it So he did the back he did that little back yard Come on Greg loves it big is like yee. He finally missed because Jello wasn't missing It's okay. He was a missing drop five song straight all heat and he finally missed because it's talking about Basketball who the hell wants a song about basketball players what backyard like cool yo song It was cool yo basketball song It wasn't it was in the Eddie movie with would be gober Would you coach the team? Yeah, that went far. Yeah, I'm what that was a great movie dude About to bow out of the Ellie marathon We're here when I told you doing I know I feel I'm a booty you're never gonna do it why? Because you're finding excuses Not to do it not you challenge you not you almost eating a cookie today after In the heat of Arizona yesterday now doing fine Of course fantastic because you're all jacked That's right You the club down this was crazy. I'm fine. I showed up. All right. Can we talk about me right now? No Yeah, let's tell my blood this morning and if you found your butt this morning too and don't let your day I'll go to it's okay. Don't see because I soon as I found my butt. I'm like up. That was God He was telling me that yeah, you cannot do that I got your house lady or it was the devil trying to test you Oh That's my there right there. Thank you, Vic. I'm gonna do it now. There you go I'll see because I can't back out on thing All right, hey, what's wrong with you stupid face Vic? I mean Greg. Yeah, Vic your stupid face Nobody tripped you this morning No, we weren't there at all I think it was a I don't know when one of the girls is out and he's out right now the other one We're just like a possum being corner. We just got a tech All right, all right, what's this kidding? I just wanted it. I don't know so I find an excuse. Yeah, so pity. Yeah, all right. Let's putty police Petty police I'm being petty petty girl pretty and I'm petty Pretty Yes, I'm not pretty girls being petty this one goes it doesn't even stop at the United States This one is all the way overseas If anyone remembers the lialland She's had hits since then, but that's just the one that I remember classic. Yeah, yeah, classic Dude the bars are when they see you cry it makes me smile. Well Really yeah It's always funny when you hear such like a happy tone Yes, but it's be petty stuff. Alright, well She was in a concert recently of her own and she decided to unravel this beautiful gown that she was wearing you can check it out Brown bag mornings 106 on Instagram and apparently it was a petty move towards her ex husband her ex husband is David Harbor He's that full and stranger things that people look you think is strange and real life But he's in stranger things. He's the one that has 11 like he's the one that like how's her So he was married to Lynn Lam for literally Alan for four years. Okay, reportedly allegedly cheated on her whereby other girls things on In this concert her gown unraveled and it showed receipts Of tequila bars that he used to buy stuff at and the designer store I'm gonna I'm gonna butchers, but it's called the burgdorf goodman where reportedly allegedly he bought other girls purses and stuff like that So that's like the receipt that she got and she probably found it May enlarge it and put it on her gown. That's so dope very petty. Wow. She's not over him She's not at all They they broke up that she they got they divorced last year. Oh, okay. Yeah, but no that's crazy The receipt dress a receipt dress, bro get ready guys fashion of his next item that you can order. Oh bags are like $3,000 Yes, bro, dark dark good. Yeah, yeah Jesus He's out here a while and buying girls things and then she's like, you know what? I'm a divorce you and I'm gonna put it in a dress You're right big she's not over him All right, but yes, that was petty police petty overseas to we love it here in the US Lleon and you go girl All right, let's get into scrolling If you guys see my bear booty out there on the internet It's not AI thanks to my metaglasses There's a report Reportally allegedly medical metal workers that work in the actual field of metal with the glasses the field of metal Yes, I have never heard of set field is metta field is that but where's the located they probably have so many pictures of my booty right now They're seeing disturbing things through users smart glasses that people are wearing right now Some other glasses are the new glasses. There's like Oakley versions. Yes, Ray bad versions And if you see someone that has a little light on their glasses They're probably recording or taking a picture and stuff like that right? Yes, and you have one of those I have a couple two you have a couple Yes, but there's a new report that's come out that Someone can be watching what you're recording from Kenya. There's people actually sitting behind They're watching us they're watching my work are even said in some videos You could see someone going to the toilet or getting undressed what Yeah, that's happening the first thing I thought of I Still over this girl's house one time and the glasses were faced towards the bed. I was paranoid as hell Okay, don't go to that guys. I'm tired. So this is supposedly when you say hey meta When you say hey meta and you turn it on hey meta, can you see my balls? Yeah? No, because in the glasses you say hey meta record video hey meta take a picture So that would be something right yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, his name is I'm a butcher his name a cash copter He's one of the product management experts as the group sorry of meta and he was saying that the same thing Hey, when you tell the glasses hey meta it'll analyze whatever's in front of you and it'll only analyze that So it's supposed to blur your face though and it doesn't blur it. We don't know. We're just Well, we have to because it's meta. It's they sold all our data They they know everything about us like they sold seven million pairs. They were they were like in front of What the supreme court and all the stuff and they were just like yeah, we you know sold all your data And I did has been sold right then my space account your data is probably sold face sold it works Face it's all the more. Yeah, so my updated email address normal bro They're gonna start bro if you ever bought a bond they probably Anything you've ever put in your know if you have rewards points somewhere they probably have your data Yeah, yesterday I was buying tires. I was like why do you need my social this weird? You're gonna get security they're not gonna see me make it though. That's the thing. That's it these cameras are in your room Just sitting there. Okay, so we get mad when we use AI stuff and then we get mad when there's a human to we just get mad You bought the glasses you knew what you're doing. You knew you're recording your own life Yeah, and it gets uploaded to the cloud right right away so they what they're trying to do and it says it in the thing Not that I'm like cat like came in for them capping for them whatever because it's gonna happen We're just bound to give her a day away But they do it so they can identify different objects and that has to be a human eye that identifies it It's not it can't be a eye that I a human I has to identify it first for AI to identify it later like a can or I don't know Vaseline or what are you use? What are you honey bags? Oh? I'm getting skeptical of AI and like all this stuff because Waymo said that it wasn't actually AI Driving they found out that it was like just people. Oh, yeah, someone in the back in a different country No, it's the way the back can like start working it shoot something happen I know but that's weird because they can see everything going on in the car and I just people yeah inmates That's who inmates Yeah, apparently it's inmates the ones that are driving the way more cars Let's see. Oh, I don't know that I don't hear that. Well, whatever the case is anybody anybody doing it And then so now they can actually see what you see in the meta glasses That's a lot. It's if you record The thing is like have you put your glasses on and they've been on without you know you're weird They've been on before I put them on and I'm like whoa, they're still long Well, they turn on they're on no like if you put them on let me and you don't turn them off before I get you Yes, still on because they're listening for you. That means the cameras still on But what those fools can see is what you record when you say hey meta When you say hey meta record. It's that it's the same situation that happened with Siri that people were accidentally turning on Siri And then that part was getting recorded and sent over so they had to like pay a big settlement Why you mad you're gonna get $20 for this in like two years you're fine That's what that's what their punishment And by the way, we're not driving my inmates. I know that was crazy. That was a crazy rumor And now the weather With concrete storm But if those first off we go to the city of Hacienda Heights feeling like a battle rapper this morning, so pass me the mic 74 degrees 54 at night now I spit fire on the way to Sherman Oaks anybody can get it They say I'm serving folks 73 and 53 at night next we will be supporting the city of barstool I heard you rat player you ain't got no barge bro 65 and 49 at night Lastly, we banged my new single to the city of heaven when my dad heard it. He said got them it 71 and 49 at night, but it does it is going down Hacienda high 74 54 at night Sherman Oaks 73 53 at night barstool 65 49 45 at night and hem it 71 and 49 at night it should wait Congress for Ramburgh morning's our problem What was your dad and him it huh? Why was your dad and him it? I never said my dad was a him it he just rhymes with him it. Yeah, he said it like Last time he did something and then it was about Compton after I said when my dad heard it he was like got them it Okay, I thought he said it down was it never said that Hey, who are you better rapping who you know what you today this morning? You're in a battle rap I'm down. Yeah, let's do it. No, I don't know that whole weather was like If you kids in the kids you play Well, they told me to keep it clean, so I'm trying to keep it clean. So you go beef? Yeah You need a line. I mean online we got you for the homie help line Joanna needs our help Joanna hit us up and said hey brown bag my name is Joanna I heard it was Madi match on March so I decided to throw my story out there She said no partner drama here the app is actually my swagra the op the op This way grab where you get that? You'll see nobody would download But I would okay, so my girl and I have been together for six years. We lived together She had a health scare a couple weeks ago and ended up needing emergency surgery A few years ago she told me she was pre-diabetic and she started taking care of herself more Lost some weight, but gave up along the way One of the doctors was so blunt that he told her if she didn't start taking care of herself She was going to die by 50 She said so my mother-in-law decided to butt in while we were in the waiting room And we haven't had the best relationship lots of past incidents Uh, she was saying that she was going to tell my girl that she was Gonna have to make some real changes which the doctor already told her I told her that's what the doctor said she doesn't need to hear it again from us She said she wouldn't say anything then But my swagra wasn't even in her room 20 minutes before she started scolding my girl She literally looked at me and said sorry. I know I wouldn't say anything Tonight, but she needs to know And a couple days later I found out her mom called her again and hit her with all the I told you so's and made her cry And I am so upset about this So here's my question brown bag Should I tell my swagra it isn't her place to get involved or should I be the one to take a step back Let me know oh my goodness Should I take a step back from my swagra telling her daughter To check her health. Yeah, bro. I mean Well, she literally told all right. I won't say no. I won't say anything. I won't say anything Okay, me got broken Started going ham on her and it's like she told her like she doesn't need that And here she goes again, you know saying You just came into our lives lady Ever since she got with you, he won her health decline Yes, I know all right, John and what do you hear? No, I don't need Oh, okay, I'm a paisy. So I have a lot of love for a lot of people Ah You have a lot of delusion to And you're a liar You're a liar Joanna. Hey hold on. Let me talk to you Joanna because How did you and your mother-in-law get along like previous to this moment or is she like that? She's always kind of been like that. So we are The way the relationship started was already rocky um, I was out of the closet. My girlfriend wasn't So when we when she introduced me to her family as a friend Like within a week my mother-in-law made a family meeting with her family and me And they were all on the couch and I was gonna tear in the middle of the living room and she's like what are your intentions with my daughter? Ah I was like, yo, like I don't I don't know I barely I barely met her I've only like been talking to her for a while and I wasn't gonna out her to her family, you know what I mean? So I was like I was like I'm here to be her friend. I don't know nothing Wow, you're so nice. Remember I told you you're a liar because look what ended up in the world You want more than friendship come on Well, I mean guys like you're talking you know you're barely getting to know this person and she's already and you know I knew she had Said her own stuff to work out. Why was I gonna push her out of the closet, you know like that was in my place. I felt yeah So and how did she get out of the closet? Uh So we said that that was said then and then a couple months and no not even a couple months because we We literally started talking in At the end of October and by the end of January she was living with me of course Of course of course Because they got they got they got into it so My mother yeah, that's excuse Yeah, so my mother-in-law father-in-law and my sister-in-law's because she's the oldest of her sisters They were they went to a container my girl had the Detailancy to turn off her phone when she was with me so Labinero and I was got al trabajo. How are you guys? Uh at the time or right now at the time At the time she was 18 and I was 21. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah, so so they come and look for They came and looked for her and we were we were making out in my car Oh Making out in cars In parking lots What is up with that and then they move in a week later. There's an epidemic Yeah, yeah, so that's how they caught us and then of course, you know It was for bidding you're not a lot of my house don't ever look for her again And I mean your kids you find a way and at the time they've made her quit where we work because we were working together What I know how do they find you they just they just look for the Subaru or what No, no, I had a little Chevy spark at the time See I knew it but we parked and then our bright idea we parked right next to each other every day So they looked for her car and then they looked in the next part and I was like that one Uh, okay, so how old are you guys now and are you married? Uh, no, and I get we're engaged uh, she uh, I just turned 28 on Monday. Okay, so she's gonna be So you've been in her life a while you've been in life a long time and then now it comes to where your girl is going through something really major And I'm assuming the way that you lay it on her weird like is more soft than how her mom lays it on her like like lays things on her Sure, yeah, yeah No, no the way like Europe have a more softer approach and her mom is more heavy-handed Yeah, I try to come from an area of understanding because I know they've had a rocky relationship like they've always been Butting heads whatever my so I gotta say my my girl did the exact opposite just to point at her So I've always tried to Kind of balance it like and yeah How are your parents? No, yeah, go for it. No, I was just gonna ask you you had said that she had like a Strange kind of relationship with food that when she was growing up like with her mom and stuff like that like Can you elaborate a little more on that? Yeah, yeah, so they um They That her dad was also is also a diabetic so they tried to eat cleaner like they didn't have no bacon Although it's turkey bacon no ham. It's you know turkey like they they tried to they presented to eat very clean But they still you know had tortillas so hard I mean like like you know what a real life change means like you have to cut Everything off because my dad was a diabetic too and we had to eat fucking oh sorry We had a EP rapia and um and right why right like when my mom when that happened to mine like the whole family change But they they were more busy trying to do other things that they would they would even forget to eat and so my my girl had a lot of episodes where she would Pass out and like for Kessa my passavai like it was they would forget about it. They wouldn't hydrate and so You don't have tortillas yours I don't want sausage They're all fun And I'm never had sausage ever Yeah, I can give you some gochua to this day to this day Yeah, yeah, so it was just um it was like I'm not saying we eat super clean either like I I knew that because I mean she got here You know She got here because of you according to her mom I bet She got to the way she is because of you because you decide you'll everything change because you decide to finally feeder I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put a 100% blame on on them that you know that I To me she's that in the six years I've been with her because even the year before we got together She was still having those episodes these six years. She's never had one of those episodes. She's never passed out I mean like they even told me like when we finally got together and started living together She's gonna pass out. She's gonna do this. She's gonna do that Like you gotta be prepared and they skirt they scared me. She's how it how does she come out to her parents were you there? So so they cut the cut the catching up in the car that's how she came up they're her they ain't you Well, at that point they they heeded me a lot of Yes, and you lied I told you that's crazy. I did it like I I was her friend we were talking and that that's all it was In the moment my intentions are to check her Sansles with my tongue Okay, okay, okay Joanna Uh, how is your family with her and and are you guys cool or is yours like as checked out as lucky You're the mom is My family's great. I'm I'm not trying to just say like they're all you won't and we're all great No, like we we've had our open stops and down to my dad told me I need to go to church when I came out So I mean it's yeah, but that I was 18 by the time she came around. I was 21. We kind of Got past it I guess because it wasn't we're we're not the type of family that talks everything to death like like I said I barely met her and you know and your mom and your girl can't stand out to her mom herself No, no get it like she's like no get it. Yeah, she's like Okay, but yeah, like for what why why am I gonna say here and argue with her in distance myself again? I just rather just listen to her and be like yeah, yeah, and then we just fear like every couple months Yeah, but you can't handle that because you're seeing your girl like get sad and all of that Yeah, yeah, cuz so right after I read after the surgery she the medication she was on Uh hired her blood sugar so anytime we're checking at home like she was already Really scared and really worried about it. So when her mom called there to be like a I told you it was like it was a bunch of I told you so then you gotta take care like again I understand a parent wants to take care of their child. Yeah, so so I understood why she was telling her but I'm like You already yelled at her 20 minutes after surgery like it was like she was just waking up from anesthesia and she was you was already On her so like leave it leave like Just motivate her be like hey, do you need you need this you need that you I don't know like more Yeah, yeah, I guess more nurturing she's not a nurturing to her Yeah, all right, so let's let's help out. Let's help out baby girl. Let's talk to Brit and Camarillo. What's up, Brit? Hi Brit talked to us. What would you tell Joanna? Okay, well as the older gonpy over here. I'm 39 years old I've been with my girlfriend for three years I also have health problems and my mom tried to take control with my health problems and she made it worse much worse Wait, who made it worse? I was in the hospital and my blood pressure went up the moment she bombarded us in the hospital your mom My partner would like no no no. Yeah, my mom Amen She made everything worse my blood pressure went up while I was trying to heal in the hospital. Hey, real quick before you move on And I'm so sorry. That's a really crazy situation. Did you say gonti? Yeah, I'm the gay auntie over here. I'm old. Oh, I never heard that before New terminal. Yeah, new terminal. Just be the auntie gonti I'm auntie, but you know It's a beautiful community. We use that love it love it. Just I'm way. Yes, my gonti over here So I got some years on her and I'd like to say just you know keep an arm's length at all times especially if it helps problems You know, it gets worse. So let's say you know they get they have their wedding in the future They may have some grand babies Um, you know, that'll get worse if she's infiltrating and causing more stress And the the health problems will get worse. You just started doing your partner three years ago Yeah, just come out three years ago No, no, no, I was 18 as well. Oh, just like you know, scamming in the cars Yeah Which part was it we're taking a survey we're taking a survey. What kind of car? It's a highlander When I was 18 it was a Honda Civic of course. Okay, of course. Uh, all right. Thank you so much, Brit Basically, it's gonna get worse is what she's saying. Oh, man But what at what point is it's like she's just being a mom or a mitrebin because it sounds like mom behavior She is just being a mom the mom who does yeah, who does it care about the kids health or reganyalos Yeah, like not like I'm like that with the boys version of teeth Brush it. Yeah, yeah, I told you. She's not gonna live to your 55 I don't know all right Samantha and Irvine Samantha The morning we said Samantha talk to us. What would you tell Joanna? She's just trying to figure out how to deal with her pushy Swagra that is just kind of meddling in her girlfriend's health and just like arguing with her That's a lasting the girlfriend needs right now She's wondering if she should step in because the girlfriend won't say anything if she should step in and tell the swedah look You got to step back. This is like like 10 toes down like we're not gonna talk to you or if she should just let the swagra be how the swagra is Yeah, I think it comes from a place of obviously motherly love but there's there's a point where boundaries should be set And giving it one last go and having a conversation especially with the fiance and the mom in the same room with her Letting her know that like there's a line that that has to be held one to protect her ongoing health But also their piece together because they're building a life together and eventually it's just gonna make things worse like Miss Gandhi said And I think it's important that they have that conversation or give it one last go and not her and no like hey We've got to protect her own piece and if her stress goes up it will make those health issues harder You see Dominic reddle one less right? Oh my god one less right for family Thank you so much for my see that give her a chance But also don't let her like go too far anymore. Yeah, Donna and Santa Anna. What's up Donna? Hey, good morning, bro. Bye. Hi. Good morning, Donna. Donna talk to us. What you don't you wanna? I would tell her to talk to her so I got to back off because I'm like in the similar situation with my mom I'm gonna have surgery this month and I've been having to tell my mom to like back the hell off Why Um because she's been all up in my business um, she cares about you. She's been telling I get it, but there's also a limit like there's a limit to to wear what kind of surgery. I'm gonna be having My ovaries removed and my uterus sorry. I'm so sorry. Is that endometriosis? Yeah, no, no worries And um and like my mom's been telling my husband like You need to make sure she you know she needs to do this she needs to do that and you need to be taking care of her You gotta watch her. This is serious. Don't let her do this. Don't let her do that She's too much to do I get it, but there's a limit like it just it gets to a limit and you know, it's not like we're kids I'm sure You're a wish over here. Oh This is your mom. Yeah, it's her mom No, I get it, but there I mean we're not kids. We understand we know we need to do But to learn relationships it's not like your partner doesn't know that they need to help you with certain things You know you have a husband. I just it is just yes. Did you tell your mom like don't worry about it. I got my I got my man Yes, I did Oh my god She's probably saying that because like you know obviously it's womanly stuff and so she's probably trying to direct him Like yeah, I like he doesn't know you know, I'm saying you might know, but he doesn't know So she's trying to like game him up like oh she's listening to richy valence crying over here right now Damn You guys have kids I have to What's gonna happen when they're that one of your kids grows up and it's like mom stay out of it I'm not a kid anymore. Well kids are already grown my kids are already grown. So yeah My daughter's 22 and my son's 17. Yeah, wow Leave me alone mom. I want nothing to do with you It's already gotten to that Cycle I wonder where she gets it from Yeah, but do you see how it's you it has to be the girl It can't be Joanna. Jay Joanna. It can't be you baby girl Okay I It has to be your girlfriend because one year so I gotta hate you for all of that you've done And to like the girlfriend has to be like mom then Dennis get a spittara a Joanna and like let her take the lead and she said chill so chill Yeah, yeah, and I feel really bad for the the girl about the ovaries That's actually what you might see surgery was. Oh, yeah Yeah, she had a Post-entimeter cyst on her left over Inded out twisting and cutting off the blood flow. Oh I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, no, it's okay. Well, yeah, I wish she said I was like oh man It's way more common than you think I didn't I have no idea Yeah, but it can't be you She don't like you for all you then you have to have the your your girl do it. You can't hate her daughter Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay gone team Okay, yes, man, I'm coming my shut up three times I've been counting yeah Uh, okay All right, sorry, okay, we love our so glad we have tickets to go to Disneyland, okay? Enjoy the 70th celebration at the happiest place on earth you get to choose between going to Disneyland Uh, California Adventure Park or Disneyland Park, okay? If you win these tickets, but you got to choose your player wisely We got Joey in El Monte. Yo le Joey Hey Good morning guys. Joey who you going for who's gonna be your fighter in this battle? I'm going for Greg I got great Yeah I got great. Why do you got great? All right, I just I just feel like he doesn't get loved during these games. He never gets fixed I trust in great and I win every time You lost your city and you win every time You're right, you're right Julian Julian King Julian Yeah, who's gonna play for you today my friend Uh, give me concrete Hey, he wants to give me that It's the luckiest brother okay, Julian you are going for concrete. Yeah, they're a reason I just you know I'm a fan of concrete and wanting to go to a show. It's having made it out yet, but Oh Let's go Okay, so concrete it's you versus Greg we did this yesterday with Greg versus Vick Please don't do the same mistake Vick. I didn't make a mistake. I was a mistake. No, you guys saw the stats That was the world is filled with whale sperm Yesterday we asked to name things that are under the sea and then Greg said a whale and then Vick said whale sperm Then there's so much science shows that You should go into it according to our judge which was on one us and all your hate mell to her if you haven't Uh, a whale is part a whale sperm is part of whales and that's in whale sperm is the reason that the water's so salty Oh, it's not here Yeah, it is it is No, it's not it's because of whale sperm. Yes. No, okay. Don't drink the water kids. Don't drink the water So you're getting you're getting a whale sperm when you go to the beach. Yeah Don't trust it. You're not Don't trust it. Don't trust it. That's it. That's it. It's not between you. You're not playing today It's concrete and it's what you know there Greg So I'm gonna give you a subject Okay, and you each have to say something from that subject yesterday It was things that were under the sea so they each had to go one for one things that are under the sea until someone can't do it Repeats or say something that's not under the sea like okay All right, all right, so true things I'm locked in so who goes first you guys want to rock paper scissors? Let's go Rock paper scissors. What the hell oh you guys do shoot. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you shot at paper. That was right mature Okay, that was the first or second you go first. Okay. Oh, okay. Are you ready? Yeah, all right Greg. Yeah, Dumbled lives in a circus Give me other things you will find in a circus go clown Elephants seals Yeah, I was thinking uh trapeze lions Uh ring fires or or yeah ring a fire whoo hoops That's the same thing. No It's not on fire. Can you go in? You go in. Oh dirt Yeah line walking Uh swings chairs people Tickets Lights Um Drafts Giraffes Yeah, circus I never seen one and there's I think you're going zoo But I'm a circus You never see a giraffe in a circus. I've never seen a giraffe in a circus. Never seen a giraffe. I've been to so many circus I'm never seen one job The greatest showman The ringling Okay, so I will accept that I wonder you can't just keep saying no just because it's not hungry Elephant I said that he said it boom He said it Oh No, I think you Double double brother you double love you can only double love at my time Well, buddy, you haven't been to one of my shows, but guess where you go into the happiest place on earth Thank you You're welcome, buddy my kids are my kids are gonna love you more for that. Oh Let's go. I love you guys both wake up You I love you guys Thank you No problem Where are you from message? Don't you know I'm local This is pretty cool not gonna lie because I did not know this house existed out here and For my old-school babies like me I'm probably gonna unlock a core nostalgic memory when I play this Here's the story Lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls All of them had here of gold like who like their mother The youngest one in girl The Brady boys Wait, what's what's that the Brady stop me you little Greg do you know what I'm telling her was that in black and white? Uh, no, it was actually in color But it was a Brady Bunch you know the Brady Bunch anyways the house is out here in studio city And it has officially been named and lost andalus historic cultural monument now It was a house that was used for the exterior shots of the sitcom so you could go pass by and take a photo on front of it Which your blended family it was like the first TV blend if I'm along the line true I liked when the lady went in the um you have a Brady Bunch the fridge I know I do it's small very small very small Brady Bunch but a pretty much yeah, nonetheless When the when the maid would go in the fridge oh yeah, it was like that was like her home or something like she would go to sleep I haven't one of the fridge wait, I don't know my mind. I thought you I don't know that that happened Yeah, did that happen concrete to the maiden on the fridge she'll go on the fridge Uh, yes, yeah, yeah, she'll right. Yes. Yeah, she'll go on the fridge like that. Yeah, yeah, so the Brady Bunch Wait, is it a movie or TV show TV show but they did your movie and the movie was hilarious It was good. This is like in uh late 90s. I think when the movie came out Marsha Marsha Marsha. Oh, that's what I from oh still don't know good You never seen like the like like the parody videos like we're like we're like six seven squares and we're all looking up and looking sideways Yeah, I was the intro of the show Yeah, you've seen things you've seen here All for sure Even if you've never seen the show you've seen things that have its influence. It's it's injected in there somewhere Yeah, the people have wrapped about M&M said brain dead like Jim Brady stuff like that. Yeah Okay, well An LA culture moment and then shout it to us. I didn't know I was out here in studio city But of course all the studios are out here I'm gonna go visit now. All right, let's get into some what bro. Yeah, they're talking about like all their heads are in different shots And they're all looking at each other. That's what she's talking about Oh my god, even that welcome to the show. People know the pie. I didn't know that's where that's from I had to look it up. So I look it up and I'll take one Well, you learn something new every day and I know about the Brady branch for the man Zoola come here. Now what's going on Cheesemation with Angie. Oh, there's some cheesemeg getting laid out in court Okay, so get this Kanye West right now. He is getting sued by a contractor a construction worker named Tony Saxon He says Kanye never paid him what he was promised for the renovating Kanye's $57 million dollar Malibu mansions, all right But he recently had a handyman go up into trial It's another worker for this guy that's doing Kanye and the handyman kind of spill a little tea about like like like him and Bianca's in story Kanye's current wife So according to this handyman He was working on the house and then saw a car pull up with the kids and so he's like, oh yeah, I know Kanye's like girl I know Bianca it was actually Kim Kardashian so the handyman is like hi Bianca like saying what's up Choo Kim and she was and she says quote, I don't know you Then Kanye comes out and is like that's the most famous woman in the world. How on earth could you mistake her I'm sure this was a fight afterwards. How on earth could you mistake her from my new girl Bianca's in sorry Not to be mistaken what they really do look like but yeah, they do but That was a little beef and drama so wait, so he defended his ex he defended his ex was at that time They were going to divorce it was in 2021 So that's when they were still really married already going to the divorce I'm wondering if even Kim may have had some suspicions that he was with Bianca or not like it was guys like that in between time Of things are not working out and things maybe and then the handyman calls me this other girl's name Kardashian the hell's that guy's problem shut your mouth don't even say never say the name of any girl coming into my house like That's crazy I'm so feel working on the house is being nice like hey Bianca No, don't say a word get a mixed up. You don't know what I got going on around here. You don't know at all So you don't know I'm wondering if the uncle would have got upset that then he went out and said this is almost famous woman in the world Yeah, it's right, but you shouldn't be like so like defending her so hard No, they don't even and then after he's like I made this song for her Oh Yeah, I wouldn't have paid him after that either Honestly you messed up my whole You call my ex my new girl you ruined my life Who cares about this house anymore it's ruined all the handyman ruin the Yes, yes, yes, yes Well, that was she's made she's brought to you by your Toyota dealers The feeling in for Angie's film little sick today. Please under good vibes. Hopefully she'll be back tomorrow for brown back mornings on Paralyzed no six at least no one for hip hop. Let's get into so Okay, this is turning into Corilo sheet right now just letting you know ahead of time So we gotta talk about Pesso Pluma in a recent show He brought out one of his homies and his homies kind of look he let it slip That Pesso Pluma does indeed be fit with JOP from for side of he that okay So he's homie went on stage and proceeded to like shout out Pesso Pluma and then said FJOP the crowd was a little bit stunned and then clapped You gotta here check this out And then Pesso Pluma like gave him the dappity's like bro, please go back it's time How are you doing young Lucas you just got here your brand new artist who was yeah He has a couple cool songs, but it's like why are you staring beef between the two biggest artists in the genre like little homie That's the outlaws right there. Yeah, bro But you shouldn't say it if I haven't said it exactly my later came out was like hey, we all just got a unite We can't be like beefing like that, but it's like brother. You're home. We told what you were feeling grind it Does he have reason? I think he might because first I did he that recently did like a recap video on their Socials about like different years in their life and they used a video clip of best of most current girlfriend Kenya OS and She was saying in Spanish how for side of he that has like the best coridose check this out or the best music Oh She's walking in like lingerie ish type of style in the video and she's like hey baby Baby The music that you played me is like very Trump it out. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, and I guess this thing has been like said, you know They have different collabs in the past and then they stopped performing and there's been a whole deal and now it seems like it might be out in the open soon Oh, man, but bruh like and if you don't know for that idea come on Oh That's him versus this guy And we like their collapse together, right? Oh, yeah, it was a little me on fire Not ever happened it's probably up in sick, but like let let Pesso pluma say it if you want to say it like the young homie young Lucas should not be saying a word like then we ride Yeah, like then we then you ride with me, but don't be saying it you could tell a person you can check out the video Brown back morning's one of six on Instagram and Pesso pluma like doesn't know what to do He's like come here bro. Let me give you that not get it get off seat. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much for now making me have seven different phone calls This is like it off literally because people are gonna post it. Oh, yeah. All right. That was rap sheet. Go to your sheep If you go to the movie theaters early enough to see the trailers some of us some of us not You've seen this commercial especially we've been to an AMC with Nicole Kidman walking Hot break feels good in a place like this Our heroes feel like the best part of us Stories feel perfect and powerful because here They are they are AMC Well, you might movies better right Right Because then it gets turned up everybody's ready for the movie and Nicole Kidney did her thing on that, but did you know she got paid nothing for it? Yes, she recently said that you know I'm created this commercial with a bunch of friends that I asked favors for because I was told like no one's going to the theaters It was during the time of the pandemic and she really wanted to bring people back to the cinema She said they had no idea that I would become such a huge cultural moment We did it for nothing and then it went off Meme forever. Yeah, but that's really smart because she's before every movie she gets played in every movie Essentially with her shiny pants. Yeah, so that's like what that's great branding right there But at the same time AMC has announced that they're going to be closing some locations around the nation So in a quote tap in Yeah, we need another one. We need another commercial. We need to know what happens next because here they are Don't No, she got a break character She got a break character come back next week, please we're dying help us Yeah, so All is not working so much and people are not going out to theaters, but also like come on still it's still a happy time I love the movies. Yeah, no, they'll go out for what they want to see I think yeah, so what they want to see Yeah, scary movie six is supposed to be huge the screen movies doing really Screams scream did craze get the box office. It's not the money. So Nicole came in just just run it back one more time I learned right one more time. All right that was money moves brought to you by your Toyota dealers I'm like the brown by mornings on pair one oh six. Let's get into some studies Guys we all want to know who gets fired faster Gen Z or millennials. Oh, well Gen Z quits So yeah, that's that's a good fire. I don't even know that Gen Z actually get jobs They're off their job influencers everything one of them. That's a job Guys studies shows that bosses are firing Gen Z grads shortly after hiring them employers say many Gen Z hires struggle with motivation and initiative Yeah, so with oneness with 50% of leaders citing this as a key reason why hires don't work out other common issues include being unprofessional Disorganized and poor communication skills. Well, I'm not gonna blame that on the Gen Z years Millennials are also that no The last one was unprofessional yep Disorganized and communication. Yeah, that's not a Gen Z thing That's not a Gen Z thing. That's a J. Hold on you can get fired for those three. Oh, yeah, and and all Gen Zers want a tip iPad you can leave Yeah, I walked into like a Gen Z Gen Z style store the other day is a clothing store. Well, what are you doing there? It's like like what do you do in that Claire's bro? It's a skating brand like skate stuff is still like that? It's clear. What is it called? Zoomies all right. I want to do zoomies and the worker was like yeah, what's up dog? Let me know if you need any help homie and I was like Show me you wing will you show your tats? Yeah, but that doesn't mean that I'm he's like Brody. I'm gonna be over here if you need any you went to Me Freaking men's warehouse, I expect them to call you sir. No, just talk to me. No, excuse me sir Normal person Gen Zers are we're born between 97 and 2012, okay Dude I walked right out all day these are on this guy no cap Like dog these jeans over here dope and I'll say Who's your manager here? Remember him didn't you? Huh? You're remembered him. Yeah, I felt old. Okay. He he's as Zoomies last week It was like a month ago. Oh, okay. He's not there anymore Yeah, he's been fired. I'm not taking the short. Yeah, the shirts are peaked All the razzle thousand ribs No, but Gen Z yeah, they're they're different. They'll look my sister's Gen Z She's quick jobs for bad vibes. Oh, they had bad vibes. I don't know. I don't think I'm gonna go back Did you tell them that you quit? No, I just stop showing up You can't do that So he was I think part of me respects that What part of me respects that because some people will stay in a bad vibe workplace because okay? You can't you can't do that no, it's no, my dad It's okay, you can't quit no, it's no, it's okay to leave a job It's a kind of leave a job that you don't want to be at. It's just you can do it respectfully Right yeah, yeah, like I give it to something like all the movies of our generation were like man if this job Like throwing the papers in the air Yeah, I don't just blame Gen Z. I don't think Gen Z's mean about it. I actually left a couple jobs like that It was a yes, it was it was what was it was like a like a survey job right there Shrooming way and supover a and it was fourth of July And I was I was doing like survey calls and the people were like dude, it's for July you sort of What are you doing get a get a real job? And it was like one call after another one call after another you don't have a family It's for July and then I was being my cousin peps and my homie Oscar were out working there and I was like a Formula quit right now and they're like why I was like is this fourth in July fool and I have I have an ounce I want to smoke right now Let's cut the hell out of here nobody wants a ton to us nobody wants to do a survey right now dog is fourth in July Let's go let's go light some you know some fire crackers and then this joint. Let's get that a lot of here And I ended up quitting and I did the dude was like you're not leaving. I was like you want to bet And you and and and I took the papers off his desk and I was like I'm out of here Okay, so read those last three things again. Okay, so Jensy and Melania's are very similar. It was the Disorganization Oh, please get a job though. Yeah, stay smart stay smart stay lazy America I Shoot the J label Alright parents do you want your kids to be rich famous and play in the league please you do right? Yeah All you got to do is name them Jalen It's so simple you guys already named brother you get renamed them Renamed them because percentages will be in your favor because currently 16 of 32 teams in the NBA have at least one Jalen on their team some have multiple Three percent of the league is Jalen the name Jalen the name Jalen in different spelling variations And then the NFL currently has about 40 something Jalen's in the league Well, I could probably get into that at least I can right now at a pop Warner or what is the little league? There's at least 25 Jaden's or eight in But But look one person online had enough his name is Rainy Ovel and he made his whole song about how there's entirely Too many Jalen's in the NBA and he calls it the Jalen invasion. All right listen to this Well, that's good. Hey, it's a baby The beat the big boys are right and he's not done. He goes on and breaks it down even more Six hundred seven players on a court playing 16 teams got a player named Jalen It's really two Jalen's on three teams. It's got to be like 50% of the Crib trying to figure what it all really means. I know that I'm a raise them like my son is my king And I wouldn't be surprised if they was all by racial Yeah, see Jalen and Aiden and and Kaden and stop hating all those names They all have they all have my son is my king vibes. Yes, exactly Yeah, this one makes it to the lead the other ones are the silver toothers. No Eleven years old yeah, we're going about 10 10 years Yeah, what happens to the eightons to the eightons Jaden's cadence but the Jalen's are up and that's a crazy stat and I know it's for it's big That's everything like he did the math on it or whatever and honestly like whatever can give you the edge you do yeah I'll tell you look my sister-in-law's name Jalen and she's a beast at softball. They're gonna make a whole league just for her There's no pro there's no pro softball. They're about to make it because Because that's in the ball up. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm I'm think I'm Brown Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown is a beast. He's probably the Celtic. Yeah, he's really good Jalen Brunson on the nix their best player Yeah, cuz Jalen rolls it all started because Jalen rolls he was the first Jalen ever Wow, he's the hisus of the Jalen's the first It's all the Jesus yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It all started because of that because of Jalen rose Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is like the hisus Oh He was on the bulls. Yeah, he was on the raptors. He was on the Pacers the nix. Yeah, he's on a lot of teams Jalen Benic Yeah, Jalen right there I Shot it You're all kids. Oh, I am no the biblical names. Yeah, I'll be the guy Caleb Christian and except Maya Maya okay All right, well, yeah, that's cool So if you want you want your kids to hit the league name him Jalen Yeah, if you right now have a little baby in your belly, bro, and you have high expectations Go just look up the jail and if go Jalen and if your kids not turning out so good rename them That's crazy. Yeah, we can't really look at it. Little Jalen Chui Rodriguez is crazy Junior Jalen All right, we have more brown bag warnings on the way don't you go anyway?