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Hey Elden is sprinkler out? I don't know what's up, D-Dra. Hey thank you so much for fixing the refrigerator. I am no longer worried about the raw chicken. I didn't fix the refrigerator. You didn't. Hey guys. Is it morning group chat time? Where is spring? Hey June. I'm literally 30 feet away from you. Wait a fix the ice machine. I'm like Sonya Henny over here. Nope. I didn't fix that either. Well I didn't fix it. What is happening? Well whatever it's great though. Oh, the trusskins are having a barbecue tonight. Oh. Well, look at that. Doug, did you get a pull? Oh, Elden the pond is already done. I guess I guess he did it early this morning. I didn't even hear him back here. Okay, who's going around town fixing things? Hey let's not look at gift horse in the mouth. Hey yo, somebody fixed our traffic light. I ran it twice this morning. You know I'm just making me look cooler right? Hang on, Verge wants to say something. Elden, what happened last night? You should come over to the horizon. There have been some developments. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. You know what's funny? What's that? It's kind of the same, isn't it? What do you mean? and after noon crowd, happy hour, and then the night shift. But it's aliens. Yeah. You know what's different? We have all kinds of customers. No customers for me. Oh. Do aliens not smoke weed? Guess not. I mean, I've put word out there, but no takers. Well, it's not like you don't have customers here in town. You know what this means? What? It means that they're into something else around here. Steve. How do you get on that action, D-Dra? No, you don't. D-Dra. I'm a business man. Steve, we've told you this many times. No, you're not. There's got to be somebody around here with a hook up, right? I mean, I need to put some feelers out. Please don't put feelers out. I can't leave money sitting on the table. We stopped using money. I can't let that stop me. You can't. D-Dra. Okay. Could you do me a favor? Trinket's got her damn phone off the hook. Could you go over there? Sure. Steve, can you watch the bar? Yeah, yeah, sure thing. What's going on? See, one of the problems with being here in the triad is I... I kind of feel like I'm... getting my life all over you. I think that sounds sexier than you meant it, too. Oh, shit. Force of habit. Hey! Do any of you all have drugs? Oh, God. What the fuck is Steve doing? How about... we choose to ignore it? Sounds good. So, you're getting your life all over me? Yeah, remember how I talked about loaf tracks? Yes. That would be the alcapone slash black beard, the pirate of the whole damn place. Yeah. Remember how we explain that this world may be similar to ours, but we are now moving through the multiverse where universes can be similar with key differences. That's like sliders, right? Sliders, the Earth television program. Yes. Yes, that's not bad. It's like that. Okay. We've now learned that in this universe, there isn't a loaf tracks anymore. Okay, that's good, right? No. In this universe it's life. Wait, what? The criminal. Whoa. And he knows this. He knows this. And his reaction has apparently been to leave his phone at the horizon and just go around fixing things. Wow. Okay. Someone should talk to him. Which is why you're heading over to Trinkets. Got it. I'll call you back. Trinkets. Trinkets. Trinkets. Trinkets. Trinkets. Trinkets. Trinkets. How is it going in there? Hey. Your phone was off the hook. Right. Sorry. Everything okay? I'm trying to get a handle on things. On what things? The things going on in my head. Yeah. What is going on in your head? Deirdre, I have no damn idea. You seem to know a lot of things though. I know. And it's a lot. Yeah, you kind of freak people out. Yeah, yeah. Well, that part is kind of fun. Not you though. You're right. It is fun. So right now I know that Frank is happier than normal. So is Doug. Celeste is taking that day off and is feeling guilty about it. But I don't like know these things. I'm kind of told these things. Told by who. I don't know. I feel like there's this whole other part that I'm missing. Like I'm like I'm reading a book but only getting every fourth word. That's so weird. It's so weird. So weird. Anyway. Something's going on with life. Yeah, he's going around town fixing everything. But nobody knows where he is. He ditched his phone. Right. You're thinking this maybe in your real house. He really enjoyed that little bike ride you guys took. Yeah. Now, I think he needs to talk to someone else. Okay. This will be fun. Let's go downstairs. Wait, what? How are you doing? Me. Yeah. Like for real? I am. It's okay. I am. Go ahead and say it. In love. Sure. It's... It's in every part of your body. It's in every part of my body, Trinket. I... I'm just... Burning up in a good way. Burning up in a good way. I don't know what to do with it all. Sometimes I get exhausted for no reason. Just from... Feeling your feelings all the time. All the time I'm feeling my feelings. And you look around and everything is so crazy right now. And everyone says, Look out for all the danger. But I'm still just walking around like a neon sign. And I'm flashing love. Love. Love. Love. Love. I can feel it. It's really great. It's a really inconvenient time for me to feel this way, Trinket. I know, but maybe it's not. Maybe it's... Just the right thing. Okay. Oh, okay. Wow. I needed to get that out. Thank you. No problem. Okay. What's the fun thing we're doing? Watch this. Hey, Franky! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! Frank! What? What? Truscant BBQ tonight. You're coming? Yeah. You love the Truscans. I do. They're boring. Just like you. Well, I am looking forward to an evening of grilled vegetables and discussions about non-heat conductive bolts. See, it's weird. Because that sounds like a joke, but it's 100% true. June, remember once upon a time when you did your job? Doesn't sound familiar. No. Hey, Elden. What? Do they have sports here? Uh, they do, but many of them involve bludgeoning someone to death. Okay. Okay. I mean, non-death sports? Well, suppose you could try C.C. carousel. What is that? Carbon can and carousel. I don't like rugby. Okay. Okay. And that involves no killing? I mean, not until the playoffs. Uh-huh. Lovely. I have Trinket coming through with her ridiculous landline. Okay. Hey, Frank. Yeah. Can you do me a favor? Okay, Mr. Frigidaire Imperial. You're fixed. Go. Be free. Uh, live? Yeah? How's it going? Uh, fine. Well, good. Good. Well, first of all, let me welcome you to the unofficial hoodspocket junkyard. Thanks. Yeah, we're not supposed to dump things here, but, you know, broken window theory. And we're right. One person did it, so everyone started doing it. Uh-huh. So, uh, what are you doing? I'm fixing this refrigerator. Yeah. Uh, life, it looks like you fixed about seven refrigerators. I did. I mean, we're standing in refrigerator hinge right now. If I start chanting, do we summon the Maytag Man? I, uh, I was walking by and I saw it. I borrowed your tools. Yeah. No, I noticed that. Yeah. Anybody need a refrigerator? I certainly hope so. Frank, I get the sense that you're a solid guy. You have a reputation as a solid guy? Yeah. Yet some would say completely solid. I've never, I've never had that reputation. Nobody's ever said, hey, that lay, solid guy. Uh-huh. In fact, it's been the opposite of that most of the time. Whatever the opposite of solid is. Oh, I did. Um, it's squishy. Have you ever been confronted with the worst version of yourself? I, I, I don't know what that means. I'm a guy who fixes things. I can fix things. I'm that guy. I want to be that guy. Yeah, I see. I see. I see. Oh, if you resurrect enough refrigerators. I don't know. I don't know. I just started doing stuff. Yeah. Okay. Look, I'm assuming someone sent you to check on me. You can skip it. Okay. I need to do whatever the fuck I'm doing right now. Sure. Uh-uh. Well, you're in luck, Lafe. I have a long history of not asking people what's going on with them. And that's a streak I'm very proud of. So. Come on. Let's go. Where? Sarah Murphy. She retired here five years ago. She has 19 million cats, a TV that sits on top of a non-functioning TV. And she's refused to leave her house ever since all of this started. She also has a refrigerator that cannot be trusted. Let's load one of these up. Come on. Hey, there. Welcome to Peppercorn Shop Bend. Go. Hi there. Hello. I'm Bob. Hello, Bob. Honey, I'm going to go check back there. Sure thing, honey. How are you today? Oh, um. Oh, uh, uh, good. I'm Bob. That's my wife, Kim. Yes. Um, okay. Do you have any hot dogs? Oh, yes. Great. They're right over there. Thanks. Okay. Excuse me. Does this have caffeine in it? Does, well, now that, that is periae. Yes, sorry. I don't have my glasses on, so I can't read the label. No, uh, no, there's, there's no caffeine in it. Thanks. Okay. I have a hot dog. Yeah. Just, just the hot dog. Yes. You're not, you're not, you don't want to put it in a bun? Bun! Right. I forgot about that part. He's so forgetful. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and a bun. Hot dog and bun. Oh, okay. Enjoy. Could you tell us where the sheep's, what was it? Sheeps head. No, no, no. I, sheep's eye. Ah, yes, that's it. Yes, just across the street. Thank you. Thanks so much. Oh, Elden. What? Oh, I think we have a problem. Two earthlings just came in here? That happens every day. Why is that a problem? No, I don't recognize them. You don't recognize them. No. And they were acting very strange. Strange how? Strings like they don't, they don't know how hot dogs work. Where are they headed? The sheep's eye? All right. Virgin I will head to the sheep's eye. Okay. Are we, are we, are we being invaded? Yes, Doug. Every day. Okay. There it is. There it is. I can't believe you just bought alien drugs. It's just one pill. So fast. How did you get it so fast? So professional's role, Dejra. What's it called? Scramble of eggs. I'm not feeling great about people selling drugs here. Oh, it wasn't a sale. I got it for free. It's a little gratitude from our patrons. He literally gave you the first one for free. We should ask Elden about this. No, don't do that. You'll run the adventure. What if it just kills you? I have yet to meet the drug that can take me down, Dejra. Hey, what do you think in Trinket? Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued. Drink it. Look, look, we all have a teenager inside us telling us to do ill-advised things. Yes. Our team's energy nature is on the outside of him. Hey. We need to learn more about our surroundings, Dejra. Maybe we can do that by not putting alien things in our mouths. Well, that's rich coming from you, Dejra. Hey! Hi, five. Don't high five, Dejra. I think you and Virger are beautiful pairing and the energy is healing and amazing. And also, we are always going to make fun of you for banging an alien. That's fair. All right, all right, all right. Enough talk. Phew. Let's do this. So how do you feel? Well, I'd say I feel normal, but you know, that's normal, feel like. Guys. Hey, Doug. Doug, hey, do I look okay? Um, yes. What's going on, Doug? Um, have two humans come in here? Uh, Finn? No, no, no, no. I mean, I mean, I mean, um, two humans came into the shop and go, but they're, uh, well, they're not from here. I don't like that. Oh, oh, they're, they're by the window. Uh, oh, yeah, they're, they're not from here. Where did they come from? I don't know, but they're acting weird. Weird how? Well, um, they didn't know what Perrier was and they didn't know how hot dogs work. Oh, okay. Feel like we're going to need a little more information than that, Doug. Oh, um, hey, Steve, are you, are you feeling okay? Yeah, why? Hey guys, what's up? Trust in bar, beacuse tonight. Trust in bar, beacuse tonight. Everybody coming? What's wrong? Looks like there's a couple new earthlings in town, but you know, they're acting real weird. What fuck is wrong with Steve? What are you talking about? Okay, Sarah, enjoy the new fridge and remember to defrost it every six months, okay? I didn't think it was possible to have this much cat hair on me. Yeah, it's not great in there. Why didn't she want us to take the old fridge? Well, there's some quarter mentality going on there. We're all aware of it. We're working on it. Does she even know she's on another planet? She does not. Lath, do you really want to roll out that information right now she'd have a heart attack and die? And then get eaten by her cat horde. Okay. Well, this has been fun. Wait, hang on. What's up? When things started to get weird around here, people started leaving in droves. Ryan Burnett packed up a few suitcases and moved to ocean side. Okay. Okay. So why is his door open? Shit. Have you had any looting? No. Look, this entire planet is basically the Star Wars bar. You're going to have some looting. Oh, great. I'll take the back. You take the front? Sure. Hey, you're not Ryan Burnett. Did you hear her house? It doesn't matter if it's my house. It's not your house. So what are you going to do about it? Okay. Listen, pal, I'm sure you think you're stealing something of value right now. But all you have is an armful of Ryan's old DVDs. So, I mean, you really want to make a fuss over his copy of I can't under the Tuscan sun. Only one law in Raxius, who's got the gun? Frank, that's a weapon. Let's just back out of here. Okay. You heard him, Frank. Why don't you back out of here? Oh, yeah. Just put down the DVDs. How about I put you down? Fuck! What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, my God. Ow! Do not make me chase you. God! What in the fuck was Ryan doing with a copy of under the Tuscan sun? Kind of a delightful movie, actually. Diane Lane, am I right? I don't. Yeah, uh-huh. So... That gun he was using is nicknamed Tough Luck. Okay. Because if you get hit with it, I'm just spit mulling here. Tough luck? Yeah. Huh. He shot you with it three times. Yeah, I know, and I really love this shirt, too. What just happened? Don't worry about it. Let's go. Frank, let's go. You can fix Georgia Adams washer dryer next. Frank, hang on. Yeah, I need to warn you about Georgia, though. She's a day drinker, but she's really defensive about it. You won't even say anything, and she'll start arguing with you about it. It shoots plasma, Frank. That's super-heated matter. It can shoot through a Buick. I mean a Buick. Clementine. Oh, shit. Yeah. She made you immortal, too? Two? What do you mean two? There's this guy, Tarek. She met him in medieval Jerusalem, and he's like 700 years old now. Did she kill him, too? Kill him? No. So, yeah. I mean, we got into an argument on the street. She didn't like what I was saying, and she... You know, she shot me up. She killed you? Yeah. Yeah. And I don't mean she dropped a piano on me. My body was gone. She disintegrated me. Oh, fuck. Yeah, but I mean, she didn't mean to. So, she tried to put me back together. Oh, no. Yeah. So... Put you back together with what? It's a good question. And I quote here, Arendt particles in the atmosphere. According to that scientist friend of yours? Arendt particles in the atmosphere. Yeah. So, considering the Arendt particles in the atmosphere up here, rocks, trees, and what moss? I don't know. Fucking swamp thing. Oh, Jesus Christ. Can someone come up with a different analogy? I'm sorry, man. It's sitting right there. Okay. Got it. You know who I am? I am a guy who lived on a mountain because it was nice and quiet. And right now, all I would like is to watch a sporting event of some kind. Okay? That's who I am. Okay. Okay. Well, welcome to the Clementine Almost Killed Me Club, man. We should get some jackets made. You too? Oh, yeah. I threw everything I had in it and it just made her mad. How do you survive? Friends? 500 orders a month was manageable. 5,000 is my bliss. Embrace intelligent, order fulfillment with shipstation. The only platform combined in order management, warehouse workflows, inventory, returns, and analytics in one place. What used to take five separate tools, shipstation does in one. Go to shipstation.com and use code Start to try shipstation free for 60 days. Hey there. Hello. Hi. Welcome to the shipcy. Thank you. I'm Deedra. I'm Bob. And this is my wife, Kim. So, I haven't seen you two around before. Well, we live on the other side of town. We've just never been in here before. Uh-huh. Okay. Um, can I get you something to drink? Um, well, do you have a soft drink? Soft drink? Yes, we have this. I'll have an herbal tea. Is that something that you have? Yes. Sure. Um, I'll be right back. What they say? They ordered a soft drink and a nerple tea. Uh-oh. More men. Oh. No, but aren't we in another galaxy? They go everywhere. They're really giving me a weird vibe, you guys. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. They said they live on the other side of town, and they've just never been in here before. That's bullshit. No kidding. Obviously, they're spies, right? I mean, who's spying on us? Okay. Is somebody going to tell me what the fuck is going on with Steve? Oh, what are you talking about? Hey, Dra. We're in the back. Can you and the rest of the Scooby Gang come back here, please? Come on. Hi, team. What the fuck is happening? It's so strange. So they walked into the shop and go, and they were just acting weird. They definitely look weird. They look like humans. They look like stock photos. Oh. They said that they were from here in Hood's Pocket. They had just never been in the sheep's eye before. How possible is that? Impossible. Could they be wearing those Earth suit things like you wear sometimes? They're definitely wearing Earth suits, but why? That's your job, Elden. Get your little computer feelers in there. There are several privacy blocks on an Earth suit. I need to know the manufacturer. There may be a back door, but there's none on record. Where is Link? Maybe they're big fans. You guys remember apprehensive Craig? Oh, Craig. Who is apprehensive Craig? Very shy guy. But he went through this phase where he wore spock ears for what? Two years? Three? And we never said anything. Well, he was obviously going through something. He moved to Olympia. He's a librarian now. Oh, yeah. Good for him. Sounds like someone's living long and prospering. Am I retin-o? No. Elden, listen. I don't think we're taking this as seriously as we should. I think somebody's trying to spy on us. What the fuck is wrong with Steve? What is everybody talking about? Actually, I've decided I don't care. I need life here, Trinket. I really think we should wait. He's doing some very important work with Frank right now. Some important emotional work. Oh, thank you. What is this called again? Thesic Carousel. Okay. See in the middle of the field. There's the cannon. It spins around and fires the ball in a random direction. Everybody scrambles for the ball. And then when your team gets possession, you try and push forward. Okay, can they pass? Only laterally. Great. Oh, hey, simple enough. This is a playoff game, though. There's a timer on the ball. And if you don't get it into the safe zone in 90 seconds, the ball explodes. Explodes? Yeah. How often does that happen? Very rarely. I wouldn't worry about it. Okay. Here we go. Ball is out. Here we go. Okay. Let's go, guys. Push forward. Come on. Don't go that way. Yeah, don't go that way. Wait. He's open. Pass. Pass. Yeah. There we go. Let's go. Yeah. Why don't open? Okay. Okay. Now, yeah. Some defense. Okay. Come on now. Defense. They're right on top of the ball. Go. He's going to make it. Oh. Oh. That's, uh, it's small on the phone, but it was that what it looked like. Yeah. Yeah, that was an explosion. He. He did not make it. No. Well, that's, I, it's unfortunate. Yeah. I mean, it really adds to the intensity of the game. It's fantastic. Oh. Yes. Elden, what is it? We're very busy. There's a situation at the sheep's eye that I could use to lay the systems with. Okay. Well, how important is this situation, Elden? Don't test me, Swamp Thing. Good. You have a fuck off, Elden. Listen. I was in this town. Do you understand me? We don't. We don't like people spying on us. Trying to get a look at the secret sauce around here. Are you feeling okay? You don't think we can offend ourselves? You really think we're going to let you make us look ridiculous? Hey, Steve, whatever you're doing, stop it. Oh, see? Now Frank's here. Now you're in trouble. The fuck is wrong with you, Steve? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? You sound like Stuart Little. You took scrambled eggs. What? It's a drug. Steve, humans aren't supposed to take that, man. I feel fine. I don't know what you guys are talking about. It's everything. It's so dangerous here. Why? Does it all seem so stupid? It's always both. Okay, Steve, get in the back. Right now, D-Dra, I was gone for a few hours and Steve is taking alien drugs. I am only one woman, Frank. I like the tiny boys. He's like our little body. Can we get him to sink Christmas songs? Okay, yes. Thanks, Doug. What's going on? Oh, they came into the store and they were acting weird. They look like humans, but there's something... Oh, not right about them. Great. Hi. What's happening? I don't know who our new guests are, but we need some information on the Earth's suits. They're wearing life, any insight? Have they disabled remote access? No. Okay, they're not pros, then. We need to discern the manufacturer. No, we don't. You need to make an open request to the device, but you need to make a thousand requests in one second. That's the skeleton key. Is that true? Why is that not documented anywhere? Probably, so it doesn't end up on someone's tangle database. All right, I'll make the request. A device info will be on my screen. All right, I'm in. Let me see. Son of a bitch. Mother fuckers. Wait, what? What is it? I'll be right back. Welcome to the sheep's eye. Hello. Drink up. We don't actually drink coffee. Yeah, it makes my nerve so shot. What it does to you is send your body into shock. It kills you within two minutes. You know, I wonder sometimes, if coffee wasn't poisonous to teds, maybe they would lighten up a little bit and stop being the hugest assholes in the triad. I know that you fascists have been trying to get your foot in the door in the iron quadrant for who knows how long? And I'm sure you look at this weird earth town as the opportunity you've been waiting for. It's not. It's not what you think. I'll give you two options right now. You come with me nice and quiet into the back room, or drink up. Please sit down. Did you hear what I said? Please sit down. I can explain. Do you have any idea what would happen to the two of you? If I told this entire bar full of rogues and criminals, there were a couple of teds in here. Do you have any idea how many people on this planet have had the pleasure of doing hard time and chemical ice? Please don't do that. We wanted to have a child. What the fuck are you talking about? We're not spies or something. I work in waste recycle. I'm a skybridge driver. We met on her train. We filed cohabitation requests for a few years. Later we applied for a pro-creation license. I didn't have favorable enough genetic profile. Please sit down. My name is Dargo. I'm Greeda. What are you doing here? What's with the Earth suits? We got desperate a while ago. We made a plan. In retrospect, it was a pretty stupid plan. We heard there was someone here on Rax Prime that could remove reproductive blocks. But as soon as we arrived, it became clear that we had been calm. You paid up front to an unknown entity. How the fuck did you people conquer three galaxies? I just said it was a stupid idea. We were just sitting ducks there in the city. We were getting a lot of really scary looks from people. But we didn't know what to do next. We heard about this place. And we still had Earth suits in our cruiser from a trip we took to Earth. We went to Akron. Have you been? It's really nice. Anyway, we decided to come here and try to blend in until we figured out our next move. Uh-huh. Well, I can tell you your next move. Your next move is to get the fuck out of here and never come back. You don't understand. Look, I'm sorry that your dream of having a little Ted baby has been smashed. But from my perspective, the last thing the triad needs is more Ted's in the world. Get the fuck out of town and never come back. You don't understand they won't let us live together now. What? Approaching license is hard to get. So there are things they do to scare people off. There are consequences. If a couple with a cohabitation license applies for a procreation license and they're deemed incompatible genetically, then we can't live together. It's not just that. You're sent to a relocation specialist and they deliberately split you up. We'd be on opposite sides of the planet. That sounded like a nightmare. I'm not doing that. I can't do that. I'm not going to suddenly move on with my life knowing she's just sitting there on the other side of the planet. How is some renegade Ted baby going to solve that problem? If you're pregnant without a license, then there's some recourse. It happens sometimes. The procreation blocks fail. So your application gets forced through the system. That was our only chance to stay together. Everything I learn about your planet makes me hate it more. Try living that. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it rough for you? Is it hard up there at the top of the food chain? Oh, the trials of ruling three galaxies with an iron fist. I'm not ruling anything. We're just people. What? Look, we're not stupid. OK. We know we know we're the bad guys. Yes. There's trillions of us on Ted. You really think every single one of us is evil? Maybe you like thinking of us that way. Maybe it makes us easier to hate? Leave right now. Leave. What? I'm pretty sure you know what. Emlin. What? Emlin. They can do what you want. Are you sure? I am. There are no fans of you. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. There are no fans of the Ted Empire. They might even do it for free. Thank you. Get the fuck out of here. You're going to get yourselves killed. Thank you so much. Go. Hey there. Hey. I'm Dejra. Lave. Nice to meet you. You too. Dejra, can I get a double shot of Jack Daniels, please? I'm not sure. Can you spell Albuquerque? What? That's how I'm able to tell if someone's too drunk. I ask them if they can spell Albuquerque. I can't spell Albuquerque sober. I know, but the drunk people don't know that. That's not bad. Would you mind if I get drunk first, and then I'll not spell it for you later? Sure. So is everything okay? Yeah. Who were those guys? Just people. Just people. Don't be the brooding guy away from the party. You're no longer sexy enough to pull that off. Hey. How was your day? I don't know. Well, it was bound to happen eventually. What? If you keep running into different versions of yourself eventually, you're going to run into one that made all the wrong choices. I'm assuming that's what your little fixative tour of Hood's pocket was all about. Yeah, I guess so. I met Diedra. She's great. She is great. It's so... I don't know what to do with it all. Yeah. Don't ask me. Oh, I won't. He's not you, Life. I mean, I have no idea who you are, but at least I can tell that you're not the most notorious pirate in the triad. I have no idea who I am. What do you mean? Life, get over here and meet the trusskins. Yeah. Okay. Sorry about the grilled vegetable party. I convinced him to throw a steak on. Oh. You're actually cooking your meat now? You really have changed. Shut the fuck up. Life, this is bulb. Bulb, this is life. Hey, how you doing there, Pally? I'm a bulb, that's my brother-in-law, and that's my other brother over there, and at least some of the bitch that's gold. Hey, guys. I hear you're telling you're the type of guy who can settle an argument about fusion core containment linings. Magnetic or inertial? Look at Mr. Fancy Guy over here with the inertial containment. The inertial is always going to be more efficient. Life, let me ask you, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? That's the hill I'm dying on. All right. We're going to go round and round with this whole night. Let's get some roots in here. Get over here, you little son of a bitch. Okay. Hey, Virge. I think I'd like a debrief tomorrow on whatever this evil twin brother of life business is about. Yeah, of course. But listen, Elden assures me that he won't be able to find us. Okay. We've covered our tracks. Okay. Okay. Good. Hey, you. I don't know. I think I'm finally starting to feel something. Holy shit. Can someone shut him up? When is this going to wear off? 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