Callen Addresses His Epstein Take | TFATK Ep. 1163

yes we did because we back at it again it's the fighter and the kid this is really the fighter and the kid come on baby well it's monday dude that is such a dad gray sweater it's a true classic uh sweatshirt it looks good dude i look like straight from the gym yep i was in liberty township outside of cincinnati this weekend i've been there rather cold cold yeah very cold Cincinnati, it's freezing. Yeah. Ohio. Freezing. Freezing. What'd you do? Seven degrees. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's somewhat above. It was 80 out here tonight. Perfect. 83 degrees today is going to be here in Texas. Yep, Friday, Saturday. Yeah. Dude, I was in shorts on Saturday. T had his first scrimmage. And I was like, dude, this is insane weather. Yeah. What'd you do for the Super Bowl, bud? I hung out with the boys. At the crib? Yep, at the crib. i watched that boring game i thought it was interesting i thought bad bunny was good i didn't understand what you're saying but he's uh that's such a cocktail but he's it was a great visual spectacle i love the spanish i love the whole latin thing but there were no there were no i was talking to sam tripoli today and he said there were no subtitles which he believes was done on purpose which is like well he so so bad bunny my wife loves bad bunny my mother they love he's talented they couldn't wait for him to perform yeah they love him they're fans like when they feel like you know me i was like how are you gonna have a guy who doesn't speak english fucking do the super super wall does he not speak english barely really but his whole singing is spanish yeah so it just doesn't make sense for america that'd be like at the world cup if limp biscuit performed yeah they'd be like what the fuck this is our thing but for whatever reason we're doing that here which whatever it's fucking stupid but with bad bunny again my wife and that whole side of the family they love bad bunny they thought it sucked he didn't do any of his hits none of his hits yeah he cussed a lot he did a lot yeah my mother-in-law was like oh wow he he was saying some stuff like he was cussing a lot really yeah but they were and they they wanted to go well spanish the latin population is conservative oh yeah they don't get down with the cussing no no no yeah she was like no he kissed a lot and they're like man it was just bad i thought i just thought it was bad it's just the the whole super ball is falling off the whole everything's falling the ads suck now the ads aren't good they can't control who's in the super ball when i say i could give two fucks about the patriots and this and the seahawks i know buddy already so that sucked yeah the game sucked you had fucking five field goals the game wasn't side and it was a blowout from the jump like new england was never in competition drake may mvp oh really that's your fucking mvp they won mvp through for 600 yards against that fucking defense yeah the real mvp he won mvp for a fucking reason the whole game was shit though the bad bunny stuff it just it doesn't make sense it's not it's not racist to say it's not raised any facet to go man at the super ball it's america's pastime it is america's past it's also it should be an english speaking artist or i would say this it's fine and that's not racist to say but it's it's also like if i tune into the world cup or uh whatever it is somewhere international i expect that's going to be their shit well i to me he's very talented he's also an american superstar right so i would just have subtitles so we understand what he's saying maybe i don't know no you for you fucking doing english they haven't had a white artist in seven years seven years seven years bubble yeah that's not normal i don't know what the fuck i don't know what's going on it's not normal yeah but i think they go with who's the most popular right so a lot of the artists that are really popular are not white hip-hop stuff like that right so that that part of it's just demographics like part of it's what what is going to get the most numbers well in america he was like well in america jelly roll is bigger than bad bunny yeah yeah i would imagine yeah now internationally bad bunny destroys bad bunny's up there with drake yeah but in america but is this a money thing or a political thing you know what i mean what is the decision political political it's not you know they only get paid to the super bowl you know that right there's no payment there's no payment no huh because it ups your profile which of course the people tune in most a lot of people don't know who bad bunny are and they're like i'm gonna download his music so he makes his money off the promotion they don't pay anybody to the super bowl right do you know that there's no money i just read that this morning yeah i didn't know that at all i thought you got it's an honor yeah yeah because it boosts your profile like justin timberlake when he did or bruno like their sales goes up like millions and millions and millions yes um but the whole thing i was like all right i know all right i know it's fucking weak man i i don't know i i don't have that strong an opinion i feel like again i'm being gamed when i see all this stuff about bad bunny beforehand all this stuff the controversy and this thing and i'm like i'm not i'm not buying in that that's only online like that's the news the mainstream media just but they have to get clicks so they'll create this story where there's no story or just like and i'm like i'm not i'm not getting it was he said something about ice or something and then they're like what then there's a we're gonna have our own halftime show and then turning point has their own halftime show which i saw a little bit of it because my mother-in-law put it on and i was like yeah that wasn't great so i went over to i want to see bad bunny i've never heard a song i thought he was i thought it was good in terms of like a spec i couldn't understand what he's saying but i like the spectacle the dancing and stuff seemed pretty good but um those things are always impossible to pull off by the way it's like any any halftime show is almost impossible to make cohesive it's usually just a lot of jumbling Mars did it Lady Gaga did it well there's there's ones that crushed it prince crushed it like there's been people that pull it off yeah lady gaga was in it this one she was she was in yeah for a song she had her own super bowl dude she's done it before yeah yeah and crushed it yeah yeah i don't know i i don't have that strong an opinion about it i'm not gonna get worked up about it with all the no other problems right yeah but i think and now politics are leaking over into sports it's exhausting everything's politics you're just like ah fuck everything is politics i just want to watch the game yes yeah like like like i don't need end racism in the fucking end zone i don't need to worry about if bad bunny's gonna say something about ice or wear a dress i'm just trying to watch the fucking game and eat this buffalo chicken dip i think the biggest thing that americans feel is that they are not represented by the power structure so let me just address the amount of shit i got for my last episode but you've had you've had bad takes yeah i think that's your worst take it wasn't a bad take because here's my take here's my take is just this this is what embarrasses me when people are trying to out hate a pedophile you don't hate a pedophile more than i do okay nobody does nobody's making excuses for that scumbag's behavior scumbag let me say it if it's not Jeffrey Epstein's a scumbag should have been in jail forever in 2008 nobody disagrees with that if you do disagree with that you got problems if you were steve bannon and you were going to do a documentary to revive his name after you knew about it you got you're you're a scumbag maybe you know who directed most of that stuff who your boy woody allen he directed what uh a documentary on epstein and was look that up look that up oh no i thought it was steve bannon because he did steve bannon did and woody allen and him are so close yeah and he was giving him notes on what if you if you knew that he was then you're a scumbag part of the issue is you showing any sort of sympathy for woody allen or epstein that's the issue if woody allen knew that epstein his friend was was a convicted child no he did he didn't direct the documentary he gave him on interviews what to say how his exact words not to look like such a monster he said that or was that steve bannon no no that's that's woody woody allen is he did not produce a documentary about him so we got to make sure here bobble because you know uh allen i'm positive okay so bottom line is this go to cop what are you on google here's what i get out of google hold on go to coffee let me just say this so we're gonna move on from this listen if you if anybody was friends with jeffrey epstein and they knew what he was guilty of okay they you're a scumbag you're a scumbag the issue they all fucking knew dude so if they knew the smartest powerful people in the world yeah are not just like what i had no clue they didn't get to those positions and just like oh Epstein's I had no clue so all of them now are saying we have no let me reiterate yes but so so Epstein's a scumbag anybody that covered for him in 2008 and the real story is who the fuck was able to tell the FBI to back off when a guy was dead to rights in 2008 why are we not hearing about that who did it who had influence over the FBI I want to know that because the because those the people that knowingly covered for a scumbag and a monster that's the first thing so and then here's the second thing anybody that knew about him and was friends with him or was going to do a documentary with him or had business with him is also a scumbag we got three more three million more files to drop nobody out there hates you don't out hate that what bothers me is like i hate pedophiles i hate them more i hate them more shut the fuck up okay with the virtue signaling yes it's not hard to hate a scumbag like that and what i think that the reason emotions are so high is because people feel like they're still being there's still a cover-up for the most powerful people and they have no say in it that's what's really going on well the the issue is in america and there's so many powerful americans that are associated with epstein fbi saying we can't do anything we can't look into anything in other parts of the world people have been convicted they've lost their jobs only in america the powerful people all of them all of them only in america we're like sorry there's nothing here well you look into all this shit there's a ton of shit there you know you know what elon musk said have you seen have you seen those emails yeah he said he basically said if you uh no no no he wanted to go to the party the the the wild exact words were let me know the wildest party and then his brother was actually in the parties and the code name was supposed to be pussy chaos or something like that yeah okay but hold on i have a question so so with with elon musk i don't think elon musk is into little kids or into yeah what i'm saying is that i think with elon musk and his girl i think he was like hey let's go to an party yeah they let there are a lot of people in these emails that were clearly were like uh you got a bunch of russian girls and i can go out on ireland that that's a that's a separate thing okay that's a separate thing you want to be you want to be a freak and get your freak on or whatever you want to talk about a royal piece of shit either a tia yeah well i don't know that relationship you got to look more into it b and you would be so much more upset but i haven't looked but that's the issue i don't need to look into it you do though no no because you do if your take's gonna be they didn't know no my take is this if if you knew about that guy all of them did then you're a scumbag then all these people were mentioned are scumbags they all knew how do you know how do you know that there's emails in the in the that's why you gotta look into it yeah in the three million fucking emails look into three million but yeah but then then don't comment on and say well they didn't know what i'm saying what i'm saying about the whole thing is i'm trying to help you out if you looked into it you'd be like what the fuck peter tia his son is rushed to the hospital with some heart failure thing he misses is it because he's hanging out with Epstein? You're talking about some, and you're not talking about one or two emails. You're talking about a ton of emails sending back and forth pictures also of women, trafficked women, all sorts of random shit, dude. Yeah, well, I haven't looked into any of that stuff. What I'm saying is this. It's very simple. If whoever covered for that guy in 2008, that's what we need to find out. You want to find the people that really knew they were covering for a scumbag and he was out of jail for the next, was it, what was it? Nine years or something? 10 years? 13 years? Whoever did that is guilty. It needs to fucking hang, okay? But it's not one person. It's all the powerful people. They're all into this. There's so many ties and they're all helping each other out. So nobody gets in trouble. It's an empire of evil. and but the problem is the empire evil and the most powerful people the other issue have is some of it is just you know rich dudes scumbags you want to get the rocks off then a big part of it is child sex trafficking so so anytime there's like well they didn't know or nobody here nobody here uh like when i shot my first deer okay he said that's a good shot he said have you shot before and i said no but i've been killing pedophiles in my mind with a high-powered rifle since i was as long as i can remember so don't don't that my problem is we all we all know that anybody who has sex with underage kids is a fucking scumbag and should go away forever right that's this guy who it's epstein i'm very aware of that people i've never said anything other than he's a scumbag and that's but my thing is that's the only take there's no that's what they did back in the day i agree with you i agree it's the only take yes i agree it's the only that's it that's right no way and and anybody who knew about his complicity which they all did now hold on there what i'm saying also is there are a lot of people in those emails that thought jeffrey epstein had the best parties i don't think elon musk knew i i i don't think he knew that jeffrey epstein was uh into yeah and i don't think when he said let's go to the island and have a party i think it sounds like he wanted to get his rock his freak on there's an email between bannon uh woody allen now that's no listen this bannon woody allen and epstein and they go should we all go to lunch or is that too many pedophiles in one room wow yeah well that's That's, again, one of the good things about these emails coming out is that nobody can hide. So it's a good thing. All they do is deny, deny, and then there's going to be no prosecution. So then what do you do? There's going to be no prosecution. But you're done. If Steve Bannon is guilty of actually saying to Epstein, let's do a documentary to revive your name. Like, buddy. What? That is the worst thing I can do. Brian, the FBI has those files. No one's making this up. Those are factual documents. well then then that they try to redact the names this is how dumb the fbi is in some of the files the names are redacted and then the same exact files that they're released to the it's the they're not redacted so you can easily find out the name yeah and email then you're a scumbag oh yeah that's not that that's that's shouldn't i shouldn't have to say if people didn't get what i was saying then maybe that's on me because i have to be fair and i'm you know i don't want getting hate i knew it was going to be an issue i didn't feel good about it because i because obviously you don't fucking side with that thing that's fucked that's wild the issue is you were showing just a little like you know what i hate hypocrisy yeah and i hate i hate a i hate when people are like you know all of a sudden like first of all i hate when people are surprised and second of all what bothers me is like this it becomes this giant a bunch of people who are jumping on to say to say uh it's like it's like um i hate pedophiles i hate them more i hate them more like like that shouldn't be that shouldn't be what your platform is obviously so i think the issue with this is like there's and to give you some leeway here too it's like there's so many conspiracies right and you're not a big conspiracy guy especially with your history and your knowledge of american history stuff so you're not huge in conspiracy stories question everything and so i understand that yeah but this might when it comes with that scene this might be a conspiracy i talked i talked to triply i talked to the great yeah triply's the best no but but i'm just saying when it comes to this yeah there is no wiggle room yeah you know i'm saying so it's not like oh i'm sure people were setting them up no no no i'm not making i'm not saying but that's but that's why people are so upset when it comes to this yeah there's no wiggle room yeah you know i'm saying like you're talking about the darks of dark trafficking young children pizza gate which kim's is showing even more signs of now are there is george w bush eating kids on a boat that's probably pretty outlandish yeah but some of that stuff there's no wiggle room yeah but no one that's when people get no one should have i got children no one should have wiggle room for pedophilia okay you know that obviously um none of you know what made it worse i think too is when the Woody Allen stuff. Yeah. Well, I didn't look into that. It's like Billie Eilish saying, you know, stolen land. It's like, fucking look into it, lady. And with you, you don't get the benefit of the doubt that Billie Eilish does. Right. You're smart. You're educated. So when it comes to Woody Allen, blah, blah, blah. So the Woody Allen thing? We can't defend him and then kind of play down. If you guys look up, there's this thing Alistair Boswick did on Woody Allen where I found out that Alan Dershowitz and Mia Farrow said to Woody Allen, we'll keep our mouths shut if you give us $20 million. Maybe it was 10 million. And he said, no. And to me, I go, hold on, hold on. There's no amount of money ever that you could pay me to get a pedophile off. If you really believed he did that, then there's no amount of money that a mother would ask for. All you'd want is that motherfucker in jail forever. So I have a zero tolerance policy. But now- Not the guy, not the Hilton High. Especially when we're talking about him. Right. So now now and now you don die on that hill In other words Yeah Like it is literally your baton Yeah I agree You batting a thousand I should have looked more into it I should have looked more into it Because if you part of that and you were friends with that guy and you knew what he was doing, then you're guilty. The exact words in the email were, we need to figure out how to show you're not such a monster. Jesus. Like, help him with his PR. Well, then I, you know what? There's so many emails on PR. Then me a culpa. Me a culpa. I fucked up. Yeah, there's so many. I fucked up. There's so many people like Rich Bannon. Yeah, I fucked up. If I was defending Woody Allen or anybody without looking into it, I fucked up. Big PR firms trying to kind of get together a way to go to the public, being like, he's not that bad of a guy. First of all, what PR firm would do that? That's the other thing. To me, and I apologize if I was defending, I shouldn't have brought Woody Allen to it. I should have looked into it more. Now that you're telling me that, then scumbag. And that's on me. That's on me. So me a couple. And I think any PR firm, I think any lawyer that was willing to cover for a guy like that is a scumbag. They should be exposed too. To me, the story is looking into the people that actually knew what he was guilty of and helped cover that shit up. And I will say this, everybody who's a conspiracy theorist. We're right 99% of the time. Well, I understand that there are some very powerful entities that were able to literally, literally get the FBI to tell, and the press. To back off. To back off. Like, now I understand where people like Sam Trippler are coming from, where it's like, wait a minute, who are those people? Yeah. And where are they? And we still aren't hearing about them. They're still like, look over here. Nothing's going to happen. Look over here. Nothing's going to happen. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. and the public's going crazy being like hold on there's nate you guys should look into this and they're going there's nothing and i think americans are going like this they're going not this time but like a lot of americans can do there's not much as american citizens there's not much all right well you there is a lot you can do because you can just keep you can hold your your elected representatives accountable which is what they're doing they brought a lot of people i didn't even realize a lot of these because i didn't follow it that much i'm thinking about the economy but there are a lot of people that went, we are bringing Trump in to expose the dirt under the rug. Yeah. Right? I never really, I just, maybe because I'm Assad. Yeah, I don't know, it's some dark shit. It'll bum me out. It'll bum me out. Yeah. And when you look into it, it's sad too because. But I think, I think. Because they, they hired a guy, they paid him, I think $6,000 a month to procure girls. So he would travel all around, just for epstein and these others is this the guy who hung himself uh he's one of them but there's another guy who's still alive but he would travel all over the world to procure girls for epstein and all these uh high profile people a pimp basically but it's sad because he would take pictures of him picture him naked and then send to jeffrey epstein and then they were like he was like not just to jeffre epstein i'm sure well there's a whole no no hold on but hold on and then so he would say basically like yeah she her her number one and it's sad too because they're like 16 17 18 and it'd be and even younger and it would be like yeah her her her dream in life has come to america and become a model and they put model in quotes and like laugh about so they find these poor people yeah in the favelas in in the uk all over like yeah we'll make your american dream come true and then they traffic them over is the we is anybody surprised by that they take your passport or you just get there and you're like an 18 17 wherever you are and you're there and you're like what i'm on an island now and what what's it is that the ex-president and you know yeah when you when you see in writing like holy imagine that somebody's daughter dude and her dream and they have no money it's it is called well that's what it that's what sex trafficking is and it's still yeah but when he's going on these powerful people it's still going on of course yeah of course yeah but when you see these powerful people politicians and these famous people in know you're like what the fuck are you guys doing man what is going on there what the fuck is going on nerds who who want to get laid and but that's a cop out like because because these nerds who want to get laid you can get laid in america you don't have to fucking sex traffic some underage girl there's other ways to fucking yeah if you're rich if you're yeah if you're if you're as rich as as someone like bill gates you i don't know you you think you'd it's i don't know i don't even know what to say about it it's it's uh well you know what though the part of what's good about all of this stuff and i can't now i'm into seeing what the next three million files have to say it's just gonna it's it's it's the great reckoning and maybe something will change now at least in this country what because the most powerful people i'll tell you what this is the first time that the most powerful people in the world realize they can't hide like no matter what eventually it's going to come out right like there is something to be said about that it might usher in but if the fbi is not going to prosecute okay i think they'll have to prosecute if there's evidence you know i think they'll have to now you know that's a whole that's a whole different thing whole different game right there's a burden of proof on on prosecution that's a very different thing but by the way as they talk in code your reputation is ruined yeah but all these people are set it's not like they're entertainers like those they're not set you're set but can you imagine being bill gates as rich as he is you you where are you gonna go where people just look at you and go i just dive into my money like scrooge mcduck that guy's set i don't think that's it's not gonna affect his stocks i don't think people are i don't think people operate that way i really don't i think part of your self-worth is your social network how you're received you know your your legacy even even bill gates wife was like he needs to come out and be honest about what happened to epstein's island dude when i saw his wife talking i was i know when i saw his wife talking i was like well he's always been a piece of shit though always always always bad guy yeah so my my my bad my bad i should have looked into it more yeah yeah and i'm afraid to look into it more because it's depressing we just have to look into it if we're going to talk about it that's the thing because then you're gonna give bad takes yeah better to shut the fuck up and also stick to comedy yeah you know uh all right yeah i keep breaking my own rule because i don't want to see people or comics give too much of a strong opinion on things you know if it's a funny take fire away take yeah but yeah i don't want to hear you or me talk about there's there's much smarter i mean it depends if it's your current event but as far as like a strong take yeah you know there's smarter minds that they know what the fuck they're talking about it's just not what we do yeah but how about that you know i love all that fucking crime and oh dude murder docs how we talk about guthrie is that her name yeah was she from the today show yeah have you been following it oh yeah see i haven't been following it but you get deep oh i get i love the 24 so they do they have i love the 24 7 coverage they just got the suspect it's the son-in-law so his house right now sealed office police move in so it's her so it's whose son it's her what it's her daughter's husband her daughter's husband yes so he's married to annie guthrie the daughter of nancy guthrie and sister of today's co-host anchor he's married to annie guthrie the daughter of nancy guthrie and sister now let me figure this out married annie guthrie the daughter okay right right yeah it's her daughter's husband wow so but to be fair the people that have been following this which like I have from, from, from day one, they thought it was this guy. He's a 50 year old teacher and poet who lives in Arizona. He's a poet. Like your husband's a poet teacher. You don't think he's going to be a major. This is the thing about, Oh my God. He's done pretty fucking well with it. How long she's been gone? How many days here's, here's, here where it gets a little sad is they found her blood at her house. So, and she's what? 85 or 86. Why is 85, 86 year old bleeding? that that's usually you know i'm crime buff i'm that's usually a bad sign it is 85 86 they're bleeding and then she had like heart medication and you know it's her apple watch would like you know detects all that stuff that got shut off so that's not those are bad signs if you're hoping for a happy ending what an evil fuck my experience but then also he's like if you pay me i'm just assuming it's him if you wire me crypto i think you wire crypto but if you send six million dollars in crypto by i think monday today you know i won't kill her so uh okay here's my here's the problem nancy agreed to pay it yeah here's the problem with that she's seen his face so he's gonna kill her anyway right who knows what does this guy think no no who knew yours who knows he could have kidnapped him with a mask on can you imagine you're married to your husband but i would assume if he did this and with the crypto scheme of it all we can't detect him he's not dumb enough to just and she knows him to take her from her house at two in the in the fucking morning and not have a mask on because he knows go back to that go back for a second what is this picture that i just saw what is that he's not wearing a mask this dumb buddy that's him leaving his house that's not the night of the fucking oh okay who's the woman that's not his okay that's not that's so that's his wife who's her daughter bud dude he couldn't look he guiltier i mean look at that beard i think about bubba he's a he looks just so that picture he looks dark right like he looks like dark energy that's an italian that's an italian assassin right there that guy's fucking like you know what i mean in a movie that's who you would have is that the hit man are you sure he's italian well that's an that's an italian name yeah that's pretty italian yeah that's a very italian name like i don't know but if the if the fbr at your house and they seized all your they they're properties something oh buddy there's something headed down that way right so that's so weird man isn't it crazy that's such a weird thing to do the whole thing's and then so now what is he is he uh in custody uh i don't know let me let me see this guy it's just the the it's so crazy you never know you never know who the evil fucker is in your in your midst look at i know i do no no hey hey no that guy he does who did it that guy how do you looks like the villain in every bad guy if the cops are like who do you think did i'm like that guy how do you know look at him yeah but we have no evidence i don't need look at him yeah sir look at him yes sir he's got a he's got satan's beard he looks like a druid he looks like a guy who just mixes potions yeah she's 84 it's not good ask for six million here's the other thing dumbass so when you get wired the six million and let's say you give the mom back but you head your identity you don't think when you buy a vacation home in the bahamas it's gonna give it away you don't think when you pull up in a new fucking 68 chevelle fully restored it's gonna give some things away Bubba yeah that or you have no more stress he's from Italy dude just popped up in America 2006 and was suddenly married to Annie Guthrie huh wow bandmate he's he's got he's in a band Walter Conquer they play in a band called early black hey he did it i've seen enough he did it you're not a very good cop sir you've got it we got on the best oh no i'm the best i'm the best this is first 48 i solved it in 15 minutes man but you never you did it isn't there isn't when you have when you're married to a sociopath wouldn't you pick up on stuff like somebody she probably didn't know that she probably didn't know he might be really good at it yeah man just sell things fascinating and then i went down the rabbit hole too where i was like oh is that is a is the lady who's on good morning america is she in on it that's what i was is it a jesse smollett because because even her her plea and say we'll pay the money bro it was spot on to the exact same plea from the movie uh silence with the lamps yeah same language everything so there's definitely some fucking fuckery going on yeah i don't know it's so of the lambs by the way what i call it silence with the lambs sounds of the oh that's part two silence with the lamb yeah there's definitely some fuckery going on oh and they're gonna find out soon i bet we i bet this case is solved by tomorrow they probably they probably know it but they do and they'll release it they always i hope she's alive look for the person closest right i've talked to homicide detectives yeah i've talked to homicide detectives and they're always like oh family's always first yeah you're always gonna you're always gonna look at the number one especially this is so random the 86 year old woman or 84 living by herself yeah the mom of a famous uh today host like buddy and she's not famous she's not on instagram and someone just goes in and kidnaps oh it's inside even when the god forbid a child is taken it's it's your neighbor it's somebody that knows that child it's like it's like somebody you've known for a long time that's close to your family it's unbelievable like you don't know where evil like evil just sits and it can put on hopefully it ain't kill her you know hopefully hopefully it ain't kill her but the blood at the scene never a good sign for 84 year old why is there blood and the medications too they said that she's on like you know medications that she needs to survive literally literally to survive it's been like 10 days now yeah probably over a week it's wild dude the whole thing's fucking wild to be a really good cop um like those guys they have to think like those people they also can't have but like i'd be a terrible cop because you can't have bias well no because also you you have to be able to think like like a monster uh guys let's take a little break i want to talk to you about quince i just got my quince in the uh mail 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they got it all it's so good quince.com slash fighter sorry man just dealing with some stuff what happened buddy i'm glad you asked so i let i let chin borrow my jeep right yeah so here we go here we go i remember you let him borrow your jeep because the snow right and it has the big 40 inch tires on it yeah he's pretty sitting around the snow sure now the thing about my cars and trucks is they're just not your normal cars and trucks right i mod them out these particular vehicles yeah so on that jeep and i probably should have chin a heads up but on that jeep it burns through oil has the high ram intake manifold on it has a bunch of engine work done on it on the 392 yeah so you got to make sure the oil levels are all good never have thought of that yeah right you got to make sure they're all good right and and the oil levels you change every 5 000 miles you should probably do it sooner than that if you give a flying fucked by your car but sure i guess for three thousand three thousand is the normal yeah okay uh three thousand nowadays i would do for what i i do about every 1500 because i like my stuff okay so you like longevity and there's a lot of horsepower yeah so yeah sure so i let jim borrow it right yeah i don't know jim had it four or five days yeah but sitting in the garage yeah sure sitting in the garage so i text jim because my kids uh baseball stuff is in the back of the jeep i go you know what i'm gonna pick it up tomorrow he goes cool i'm gonna fill it up yeah So chin fills up with 93 gas, which is, I appreciate it. The highest you can get. The best, man. Thank you. So I pick it up, right? My girl drops me off. I'm going down the road. It's going, and there's smoke. I'm like, so I call chin. I go, hey, man, when you were driving the Jeep, was there any issue? She goes, not really. I just drove around town. But when I stepped on the gas, it acted a little funky. I'm like, right, right. Did you check the oil? He's like, no. Why would I check the oil? You didn't ask me if I checked the oil. So the check engine light's on. No, there was no lights on. There is. It came to you with a check engine light on. Now, I'm not blaming Chin for this, because it is what it is. No, Brian, let me tell you what happened. So there was no oil in the engine. So the engine blew, Bubba. Oh, that's it. Now, when I say blue, the cylinders, the heads, the lifters, all came on. Totaled. Totaled. The engine. The engine. It had 4,000 miles. It's a 392 Hemi V8. So the engine. Was there- Not your fault. No, but- But you still feel a certain way. Well, you didn't put oil in it before you gave it to them? No. But I always put oil in it. Yeah. And I forgot to mention the chin. Yeah, that's a tough one. Make sure the oil's OK. Yeah, because I wouldn't have thought of, when I borrow a car, I never think about the oil. You know what? My thing is, I forgot. I thought chin was going to use it for a day. So I was like, I'll get it back tomorrow. When was the last time you it burns the oil very quickly Yeah big time Damn Yeah So let see I drove it to work and back two and it just sitting but then brendan even asked me like how come you bring the jeep i like i don want to drive it yeah just take my car the snow's melted so yeah well that's what happens when you don't oil your engine it is blown that's such a problem so so that's it but when he says blown it's like your car wouldn't move really if it's blown no i remember no it can okay but when i was driving i just remember thinking like the first day was fine second day i was like i remember like when i hit the gas it went but then it was fine i don't drive fast right yeah so then i'm just driving regularly and it was perfectly fine so then when brendan called me i was like he goes he goes did you feel something weird i'm like yeah like twice i was when i you know hit the gas how i would be i'd be like when i hit the gas it was it did this weird thing and it's it didn't feel like it was a modified engine so you figure maybe it's just kind of being uppity i don't know Yeah, you've heard the engine. It sounds crazy. So now what is the damage? I got to replace the engine. That just sucks. That's horrible. What's that going to cost? I got friends in high places. So I'll figure it out. I'll get a better engine in there. Wow. It's on a truck bed. They're literally picking up right now. That's Jocko Willick's. Good. Good. But yeah, I'll put a badass engine there. I'll put like a 426 Hemi twin turbo or something. Wow. That'd be cool. All right. I would say for someone to find out that, it's best that I had it in my hands just sitting in a garage rather than trying to drive somewhere. I remember I lent Lex my car and he's a little blind. So he had LASIK since, but Brian and Lex, I'm a long time manager, he's been with him for like 20 years. He was legally blind in his left eye. Horrible driver, I'd say he can't see. Brian goes, Lex came to town and goes, dude, just take my car. I look at Brian and go, buddy, he can't really see. I wouldn't do that. I was like, yeah, it's not a big deal. Lex hit a dude on a motorcycle and destroyed your car. Literally within five minutes of driving. He was so upset about it. And I was like, I don't give a shit, dude. It's my car. It wasn't too bad. And the guy on the motorcycle was all right. But he literally was like, clunk. Yeah, I felt bad for Lex because he was so upset about telling me. And I was like, dude, it is what it is. Dude, Lex got really sick. He's just getting out of the hospital. What? Hospital. So he was in New York with me. And he's like, yeah, I don't feel good. I ate these oysters. I think they were bad. I'm like, all right. goes to the fights and was like man i'm getting worse i don't feel good my fever's like 103 you know he's a marine so he fucking powers through it tough guy next day he goes yeah man i went to go work out i think i strained my pack i go on your left side like where your heart's at he's like yeah i'm like have you ever strained your pack he's like no but i think it's just tight i'm like on your left side legs he's like yep sure enough calls me goes dude i think i'm having a heart attack i'm going to the emergency room right now they so he didn't have a heart attack they're trying to figure out to run all these tests he's doing a little better fever still high but yeah it was from it was maybe from the oysters or or oysters had nothing to do oh okay he doesn't know yeah well you know yeah he's a big boy too built like a bulldog yeah he's healthy but the old heart the old heart the old ticker dude and so he was scared you know that you have kids too so whenever your health is at risk you're like oh my god is this it so he has he has two daughters who are badass. His one daughter's a wrestler. She's like the best in Florida. Like last year, I think she finished second. And she's a sophomore. He's such a, he's in my, well, again, one of my favorite people. Great dad. So he didn't know if he, you know, he thought he was on death's doorstep, but even sick, he goes, it's the regional tournament. He goes to the regional tournament. His daughter pins the girl, runs up in the stands, goes, daddy, that's for you. How dope is that? Wow. Yeah. That's incredible. Fever's still high. So he's out of the hospital though? He's at home, but he's still not, he's still, you know. Shit. Well, he may have had some kind of a virus or something. I don't know. Yeah, he's on antibiotics. Yeah. Do you like my medical breakdown? Yeah. Could have had a virus. This is how I do it. You feel sick? Sounds like his immune system was bad. I got a headache. Did you drink water? I just. Vitamin C? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get right into it there. Remember, Grandma's like, drink orange juice. You old bitch. They ain't gonna do anything. Orange juice. Orange juice. Chicken soup. Sprite. Chicken soup kind of helps, maybe. Not really. if you have a cold we'll see you in a week yeah no there's nothing you do you got a cold i've never had a cold where i did anything where i wasn't sick for a week i'll get iv with a bunch of vitamins in it and for like 30 minutes i'm like i'm 100 and then they'll call it's like nah bitch i was just fighting this fight well that was like covid my first time i got it i was sick for 19 days and i just kept being like i got this i'm gonna do some dead lift i'm gonna do a hike all what else you got jim i mean when we had covid me and brian brian would check off me constantly like how do you feel today i'm like dude i remember it was the weirdest feeling too there's a headache that was going like it'd go from my legs my back to my neck to my head it's weird it's like covid only affected bitches no older older it's old didn't affect me dude you were young the older you were wasn't that young no but the older you were like it was the the i guess the more severe it was yeah that makes sense yeah because yeah it killed i've had worse allergy attacks that shit wasn't i got so bad i was coughing so hard that i did you were you were you were coughing so i remember i was worried about you too you seemed like you were really really bad i had to call him a doctor and he goes can you count to uh 20 you know i did he goes you're fine interesting thanks doc literally he goes can you because he was in the front lines he was he was there with all people getting intubated and dying it was kind of crazy what else you got jen oh yeah so what are your thoughts on andrew schultz's post about the superbowl sure brian i agree with this i do i'm sure i look i mean again it's it's latin culture is a part of america you know just because it was in you know just because it was in spanish doesn't mean it was uh against america it's part of the expression part of the experience in the united states and he was good i thought it was good i thought it was a good fun it was probably the best halftime show i've seen in terms of visual stuff like i'm not into the music but the visual was better i'd rather you defend fucking woody allen again i thought it was a fucking terrible halftime show and remember why my family loves bad bunny they fucking root for this guy they love him he didn't do any of his hits for schultz say impossible tasks execute effortly impossible you know how many fucking resources have that's still hard it's not that fucking hard yeah it is it's literally their job they have endless resources it's just there was so many better performances than that that's not top 10 i thought it was good visually i thought it was give me your top five favorite performances i thought prince was awesome amazing yeah um hey not even i don't think anything else was very like prince really got me bruno mars was fucking awesome was amazing but everything else i never thought was that good it was just all too chaotic it's like dancing and it's everybody's trying to do something and everybody's trying to fight for the camera and at least with this it felt like a party and you know what it felt like i'm going to be honest with the bad bunny thing actually it felt it felt very um classy and rather elegant like it like there was the way people were dressed it was very loud guys the two guys grinding on each other on the truck that was super classy are you talking about the twerking no i didn't see that you're talking about all the women twerking and the song and you know what the song's about my all my girls not get anything but twerking so That's the song. So classy. What the fuck are you talking about? I like the part. You're uneducated again on this. The guys were in suits and they were going. Oh, so that's classy. And there was like a little salsa going. I like that. And the two gay dudes grinding on the fucking old F-100. I came in, to be fair, halfway through. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, because you know what you're talking about. I came down halfway through. So you have this take on how it's amazing. Two guys were grinding. Two guys were grinding. Yes, look it up, Chin. Oh, this was the greatest Super Bowl. What the fuck are you watching, dude? This was so fucking weak. I came in halfway through. This shit was so weak. And even for people that love Bad Bunny, they're like, God, fuck. It wasn't even his best songs. Really? Yeah, I don't know. Again, I don't really have a very strong opinion on this. And were there a lot of celebs in there? Ricky Martin. Yeah, he was great. God, he looks good, huh? He looks great. He was fighting. He looks great. There was all this stuff he was going to come out in a... Draft? Yeah. UFC won't have that. I'm sorry. NFL won't put up with that. But where are the guys grinding? They're on there. Heaven forbid Chin should find it. I mean, we're going to do a 13-minute thing. Yeah, but there's... I'll find it. Find it. Because I typed in guys grinding on the show. Halftime show. I mean, this was fine. I mean, this was... They were dressed pretty well. It wasn't bad. It just wasn't good. Compared to other halftime shows. good i thought comparatively it was pretty good it's hard to get this going i thought all this dancing and stuff was great and i didn't think it was vulgar there oh shit that was a little quick one though baba go back yeah yeah super classy though that was a little bit yeah now you want to go back by the way that was exactly half a second right throw that doesn't matter had to throw that in there i just don't think that should be part of the half done and then there's gaga uh you're uh i like lady gaga yeah she was great see a lot of it was classy this was classy to me look at the way they get they're dressed the dancing was like really good it was like salsa ish this even this this is this is like west side story stuff this is very this is this is classy to me it really is dress well it's very latin and i love that about latin culture like you dress well you dance salsa's beautiful to watch it's like a traditional thing the latin people are conservative they're very traditional this is this was really cool i think it's hard to pull off this stuff i don't people have done it numerous times over and over it's not easy man unlimited a lot of rehearsal it's their job it doesn't matter it's a lot of rehearsal it's a lot to get perfect he tours 300 times a year he's great he will suck the skin dude what a stud though could he look any better how old is ricky martin he's gonna get on what he's on he's 50 for sure he's he's probably 55 54 years old do you don't look better dude when he came out and said he was gay they were dead of course of course i've known he was gay for 25 years but yes that was a that was one of the he kept that a very well-kept secret he did because he doesn't he didn't come office that way yep schultz is off on this if you didn't like it you're hating i agree my my wife loves bad bunny she was like that shit was weak i thought i i i'm with him i'm with him at pluto tv we're celebrating black history month with our free curated collection of black entertainment no ifs ands or buts about it catch award-winning films like dream girls monsters ball and selma We must make a massive demonstration. Iconic hits like School Days and Set It Off. Plus full seasons of shows like Tyler Perry's Sisters and Power. I got you. It's star-studded brilliant black entertainment, and it's all free. It's getting good. This month and always on Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never. And you know how you mentioned the subtitles and stuff for language? A lot of times, even with Korean, you know, BTS, no one knows what they're saying. They just love the music. They just love the sound of it. I do too. Yeah. I like that kind of music a lot but that's the other thing I like it even though I don't understand it I love that kind of Spanish kind of salsa beat and I like Spanish culture what's this hold on this is Max Crosby sparring Sean Strickland oh yeah I've seen this but this is great but hold on but the the bit's not him sparring Strickland it's Dana White says NFL player Max Crosby has the potential to win a UFC heavyweight title oh well that's the takeaway not him sparring fucking Strickland we don't care about that Well, I mean, he does pretty well, though, yeah? He's a hell of an athlete, but it's a very different thing. I started doing boxing every week. We do like an hour and a half on my off days. I've always been a huge fan. I've always wanted to fight. I grew up fighting, so I always was interested in it. So I started boxing, and it's just been a part of my training. So your other career? We'll see. You don't even know. I kind of talked to him about this a little bit when he was at the UFC, about like because because he's you know i was like is that something he goes yeah i think about it all the time but it's a different it's a different it's not gonna do it it's also a different thing but dana's right is so here's the caveat so dana white says nfl player max grosby has the potential to win a ufc heavyweight title if he decided not to play football and dedicate his life to mma at the age of what even 21 yeah he could do it sure he's more athletic than any heavyweight that's ever fought in the UFC. So if he decided to hone his skills and dedicate his life to you, Dana's right. Now, if Dana's saying currently, I mean, the heavyweight division is in fucking shambles. But still. But still, it's not happening. It also takes a different kind of athlete that wants to go through the training of MMA and compete. So it's fun for him to spar whatever an hour in his offseason. When he got to do it Monday through Saturday, it's just a different animal. But as far as athletically, if he doesn't mind getting punched in the face and doing the wrestling, the jiu-jitsu, because I don't know if he's into the grappling aspect. That's a big aspect. It's a grind. I also think you and I know, like if he were up against Cyril Ghosn, who's a high-level striker, it'd be a long day for him right now. I mean, to try to catch up to that. No, we're not, but no one's saying that. No one's saying that. But if he decided, instead of pursuing football. You're saying right now? No, right now is a stupid, that's not even a topic. I'm just responding to what Dana White said. See, I don't think Dana's saying right now. There's no way. He said Dana White says NFL player Max Crossley has the potential. Has the potential. And I assume it means if he decided to fight instead of playing football, he'd be heavyweight champion. No, it sounds like he's saying if he did it right now. This is what is implied. Dana doesn't mean that. I'm taking that from that. No, no, no. No, no. You're talking about the owner of the UFC. He's not going to say some guy could fucking be heavyweight champion that doesn't fight. Let me see a little bit more of this sparring because Strickland's just moving around. HNC, if you can find the actual interview so we have context. last year long because because there has to be context there because no right obviously right now you know it's silly no but again if he decided to dedicate his life to it you know you know what he would do to sir god he'd fucking destroy you know how much better athlete he is than anyone that's fun the ufc he runs circles around yeah he's such a freak he's a freak and he's a tough fucking dude oh my god and so much bigger than he looks like there he and max crosby's future you know it's funny uh hunter campbell and dana you know they're they're hilarious and they're fully convinced that by the year 2030 or 2030 2030 i'm gonna be the heavyweight champion and um i'm that type of person where i'll keep your chin down we're gonna put a limit on what i do i live one life um and i definitely have certain things i want to accomplish and things i want to do and um i'm never gonna close the door on opportunity so i truly don't know body's been through a lot. But if it makes sense at the time and if that's in my heart and my soul, I want to go out there. Hey, Chin, do me a favor. Look up how much money he's been paid. I'll tell you if he's going to do it. And I know how much he gets paid. He's literally top two defense players. It's Miles Garrett and him are the two fucking superstars. I'll tell you if he's going to do it. Go ahead and do that for me. There's not enough money. Go ahead and do it for me. How much? So last year he made 30. Oh, boy. Wait, hold on. So he's the highest paid non-quarterback in the nfl total value 91 million guaranteed through 2029 oh my god his salary in 2026 is around 30 million and he's gonna get they're gonna trade him oh my lord um my lord hey guys he's not gonna do it hey it's a three-year 106 million dollar contract yeah so here's the thing holy so imagine this hey max can you listen we know you're making 30 million a year playing nfl when you're basically done your body's probably damaged can you go fight for the heavyweight pursue the heavyweight title and we're going to pay you a million bucks the only reason this is why you don't have the only reason he'd do it is if if he was just wanted to see if he could do it you're not gonna make it but you're not gonna make it because you're gonna because there's a russian out there there's some russian kid who's like wait what yeah oh no i have to win this fight to feed my family bread and he's been wrestling since he was nine yeah yeah yeah there's just there's not enough hours in the day no but now that being said if he decided say five years ago even six years ago to start pursuing MMA, he would dominate, dominate, dominate. How old is he now? He's not that old either. He's such a good football player. Why would you ever come over to the UFC? Yeah. Like superstar. He's young. He's young. Whoa, 28. And freak. Oh, boy. Freak, freak. You'd be the best athlete to ever enter the octagon if you decide to fight. 100%, huh? Not even close. He has Serbian and Albanian heritage. Yeah, he's white. serbian serbs are giants i had some serbian in me born in michigan raised in texas yeah he's gonna be a he'd be a fucking problem god serbs tough to become heavyweight champ when you're making when you got 100 million in the bank yeah yeah yeah any 28 hey and it's i would take you all kinds of tasks interesting tats though you know dude i would take it more serious if he was like a bubble guy you know like a practice player played one year when you're top five but you know what i always get a kick out of with these super athletes a lot of them they're not that muscular like they don't look that muscular they they look more like kind of like flatter you know what i mean not all of them which ones you're talking about him him well him yeah he's not like jack what i'm saying like a lot of athletes are not jack a lot of them are athletes hey uh chin do me a favor bring up miles garrett who got nfl mvp that guy have you ever seen miles garrett bring him up do you ever see jj water tj watt uh oh boy what he 285 pounds uh five percent body fat what is going on he not on a diet that just he woke up like what is going on who what does he play defensive end for the terrible cleveland browns yeah defense player of the year twice now they're just literally just different now you know max crosby's not far behind him as far as max crosby's the fucking right behind him right behind It'd be him number one, Max Crosby number two. And Max Crosby's a better leader. I would pick Max Crosby over him. 272 pounds, 6'4". I think he ran a 4 or 5 in the 40. Yeah, there's DJ Metcalf. There's Aaron Donald, who's completely ridiculous. 4, 6'4". That's so ridiculous. Well. There's guys like him, J.J. Watt, T.J. Watt. There's freaks. J.J. Watt. Don't get it twisted. And the Bosa twins. Yeah, don't do that. they're freaks bubble yeah you'll catch the smooth guy every now and then smooth guy they're in general they're fucking freaks man yeah are those the watt boys yeah those are those are the watt boys jj watt might be the biggest freak of all time yeah he's like 300 pounds yeah just what else you got jim everybody yeah i'd like to see dana's context on that but i just You don't have 100 million in the bank and become UFC champ. No. They just don't work. No. Who? Oh, that's. I mean, come on. Yeah, this is a whole different situation. Yeah, that's JJ. I don't even realize he's that. That's fucking ridiculous. JJ Watt is that big and that muscular. I mean, top three biggest freaks. Look at Metcalf. Look at him. You guys, you know who Trent Williams is? yes now Trent Williams look at who the fuck is that right there some high school that's a high school player what bring up Trent Williams Trent Williams meet Walt has champ and at 6 foot 235 pounds he already looks like an NFL football player the problem is he might have peaked in high school that would be the problem with him Trent Williams he's the biggest freak that's where his size and athleticism he looks huge yeah that is weird to be that big it's just weird yeah that's not him though is it who's that I don't know just popped up the other guy now the picture before that it didn't say it was on the right i mean he's a big chunky dude but you're talking about a freak man yeah who is that oh it is trent williams that's not trent williams trent j williams maybe a different that's not the starting left tackle the white 49ers boys that's a white guy and i'm furious at both i'm very happy with him though i'm very happy with his life sure what else you got jim all right let's take a look at the dime yeah oh um dylan dennis versus craig jones they're expected to face each other for cji three interesting i wonder if you know dylan falls out a lot of fights i wonder if that actually goes down that'd be fun though i'd love to see that isn't isn't uh craig jones a lot better bigger it's fucking good man dylan's fucking was brown belt world champion right there's a difference isn't there yeah i mean he went toe-to-toe with gordon ryan dude toe-to-toe He did? You got to do your history on him. Oh, wow. Really? Dylan Dennis did? Yeah. Fuck, man. Dylan's a fucking freak, dude. God. Damn. That's amazing. Yeah, I'm a fucking, yeah. World class. He's just been out for a while. That's why, remember when Bradley Martin was like, I think I could do fine against Dylan Dennis. I was like, and you were like, go ahead, try it. You were like this. Go do it. I was like, no, no, no, no. Go do it. Oh, yeah. What is this? This is just a silly one. This is Cardi B dancing with the robot, and then it fell on top of her. She looks good. Yeah, why is she touching his wiener? That's a very strange thing to do That thing's probably heavy as fuck too That was very awkward Okay She says men are always throwing themselves at me including robots And then TMZ did this and she wrote that Why? I think she's trolling oh so i'll still eat or i'll see immediately i don't know um this one was pretty wild this is dave portnoy running people make fun because not very athletic but did did you ever think he was a good athlete but it looks like he's actually injured exactly i've never looked at dave portnoy i've been like i wonder if that guy probably that guy's got speed no but did you think you've never said uh portnoy's got speed yeah never say what you will about his Pizza critique. But then someone was like, man, I knew he was an athletic, but this is atrocious. Let me see this. This is pretty – I mean, it looks like he's injured. I kid you not, this run was so unusual, I thought he was legitimately injured. It's a research. It doesn't seem to me that he suffered any injury. It looks like it hurts him to run. It looks like he has nails and thumbtacks in his shoes. It looks like a baby giraffe, fresh born, and then a hyena is like, I'm going to kill you. Yeah, he's not moving his arm. 14 steps. That's how long his race was for. I don't know why people are doing shit for this. Did you think he was going to run more? He's smart enough to know not to run too fast because he's going to pull everything. I mean, if I ran like that, you guys would be talking shit all day, right? You expect me to run better than this, would you not? Yeah. yeah i would expect you i would expect i would expect anyone to run better it looked like it hurt yeah he's not physical no it's not his thing there was a guy i really there was a very famous guy who was a very wealthy and very successful man who i saw try to throw a football and that was the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life and i said he's american i said have you ever done that before and he said i really haven't how exactly he just grew up rich or something he grew up no he grew up just with with a very specific interest and wasn't interested in that yeah i don't care you you never i it's unbelievable unbelievable no yeah just physically uh steven spielberg is that way steven spielberg i think somebody threw a ball at him and he was like what the fuck and you know like literally could had never caught a football Have you guys tried to throw a ball with your non-dominant hand? Yes, I used to practice that actually. I literally used to practice it. Yeah, it looks really, really lame. I wanted to be ambidextrous. My uncle was ambidextrous. He could throw a baseball both sides really well. Nice. And this is a humanoid robot that when they saw it walking, it looked almost exactly like Joe Biden. Yeah, that would make sense. As you get older, you get more robotic. Well, Biden's really sick right now. He's got cancer. So, yeah, he's got bad cancer, too. He's had it for a while, though. Yeah, he's got advanced prostate, I think, and now it's in his bones. Yeah, and, you know, we're all going to be there. Yeah, we're all going to be there, but I'm not going to run for fucking the president. That's the difference. That thing's just fucking things up. Today's the day I shoot, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a lot of old people walk like that. To be fair, he's in sand too. Yeah, he's also tall. So if he's got prostate cancer, there's a lot going on down there. Why are they making him walk through the fucking sand too? I don't know. I don't like that. I didn't know he had cancer. That sucks. But that is true. There you go. His arms aren't moving, right? He's guarded so he doesn't fall. Is that Oprah? Yeah. So this is Oprah doing, at 72 years old, doing deadlifts. There you go. On those GLPs. Looking good. you know what it is man some people some people also have just a big head you know what i'm saying big head big tits though so it works but like highest weight you can press is she just celebrating because she took over all those burning homes in hawaii or what's going on here no i think she's celebrating because she's buying all the houses in the buff the pch what's going on here i think what happens in life is you become so wealthy but you still look a certain way and it's she looks good it's not she has to be 70 dude yeah 72 her face is even like fantastic 72 she does i'm just saying that it's you know no matter who you are you as rich as you are you're stuck with your that's a head on her man but for 70 she looks good though for 72 she does even if like her actual like no wrinkles no most 72 years look like i credit oprah for getting a lot of america to read with her oprah book club yeah i don't have a problem with oprah just that conspiracy about the or is it a conspiracy i don't off but yeah yeah that's good man it's 72 man i'll take that face and hair that's really good her skin's fantastic yeah great hits too right we kind of looked at this sport before it is but now i cringe when i see it i just think It's terrible. Would you have done this? Oh, fuck. Absolutely not. I'm also too light in the ass. I mean, God, dude. Oh, my God. That guy's knocked the fuck out, man. They both are. But that's brain injury. See how they're stemming like that with their hand like that? Jesus Christ. Look at this. That is textbook. i don't know how far the sport's gonna go somebody's gonna god they're giants god man these guys are monsters dude but that's not it's not good you're just like you got it like that's that's classic samoan polynesian monsters probably what 300 pounds at least yeah no thanks huh they're built for that oh yeah but you had to hit guys and at least you had pads on right yeah those are like two juggernauts i think they're gonna be okay you know like woodpeckers don't get brain trauma polynesians are the same as woodpeckers i mean like if now those two white people like they're so fucked down the road polynesians they're like woodpeckers they're just different i found this girl she's apparently a border patrol agent have you seen her yes i have dude lock me up yes like i can't believe she's this hot though they're they're so hot like i have trouble you think it's real i think that's what i'm asking is it ai it's ai i don't think it's ai i don't know if she's an actual border patrol i think it's ai bro because she's such a it'd also be a problem too yeah that's it's like if she's trying to arrest like cartel members or my girl yeah this is fake this is 100 ai and also see how she's arresting that guy you can't film that and look yeah not that one should not that one chin the one where she's arresting a guy hold on that's fake bubble yeah no no that's a friend or something that's No, it's like she had sex with him in the back. Yeah, it's all fake. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, she's not real. All right, fine. Yeah. You got a dude, Bubba. You also can't wear those shorts on duty. No. I don't think she's on duty there. Well, she has her uniform on. Border patrol. You got a dude, don't you? Well, I don't mind getting duped here. Welcome to America. You've been naughty. Yeah. Oh, this was cool too. Jake Paul's girl. She just won gold medal in whatever she does. Have you ever seen his girl? No. She's so pretty. Wait, she won the gold in what? Speed skating. Women's 1,000 meter. Have you ever seen her? No, but I bet she's got ass and legs for days. Oh, buddy. Drink this in. For days. Dude, that's amazing. Yeah, what a power couple they are. What a woman. Yeah. How long has he been dating her? What, is she from Holland or some shit? They're engaged. There you go. As well they should be. dude oh she's gorgeous yeah and a high level human being like olympian she won gold gold you're fucking kidding this guy is smart this is the kind of woman look at that yeah it's good breeding there oh my god look at her and because of all the power skating they do and they get low to the ground their ass and legs get so muscular it's a whole different level it's a whole different level can we get a a just a gander at the if you go to our instagram you probably get some good stuff yeah not the one for eating right hold on i'm looking at her pretty face show me like like that one down there no the one about with her that one over there right brian yes holy shit yeah yeah yeah that's all in her booty i mean it's just a whole different level that's a grueling sport yeah where did jake meet her you know it's like i guess they wanted to keep it blonde there you go i mean that's insane yeah good for jakey yeah i mean she's a dime and a half now she's a gold medalist yeah that's really amazing yeah that's cool not easy to do how about fucking lindsey vaughn she tore her acl nine days before and then broke her leg in two places had to be airlifted yeah oh shit sucks 41 years old still doing it and she was killing it for a while on the world cup circuit what's this dude all right this is just a video i thought was very interesting just watch oh shima oh yeah yeah oh wow are they like a moped yeah that's the thing they don't oh dude this is that's so bad oh man you gotta look guy you gotta look and also motorcycles but also slow down yeah but those motorcycles they have the right away man i'm going down the road this guy's opening doors once again because it was an accident you gotta stop you know motorcycles super dangerous fuck motorcycles if somebody's like not thinking you die or you get fucked up That's the problem with motorcycles. Most of the time, well, the problem with motorcycles is it's not really your fault. It's usually they don't see you, and then you're on a motorcycle, so you're fucked. I wouldn't, dude, I love speed, so I can't even get on it. My cousin, his son came home with a motorcycle. He's older. I didn't know him very well, but my mother told me a story. His son came home with a motorcycle, and his father took his car and ran it over that day. Yeah, tight move. His father goes, oh, you saved up your money. Watch this. and killed it. Yeah, I would do the same thing. I'm not riding a motorcycle, dude. I'm not having that. Is that it, Chin? That's it. You on the road this weekend, B? No, I'm not. Okay. Oh, you got a little time off, pal. Got a little time. I'll be in Port Charlotte, Florida, Vassani Theater, February 2021, not the 19th. I'll change that. All right, kids. That's it. If you like this show, check out the Patreon. You get two shop shows free now. I do that show twice a week now. 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