04/01/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🐯 Tiger Woods Speaks & 🤖 Sexy Mona Lisa?!

Highlights of Brown Bag. What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Alright, y'all know that I love me some Will Ferrell! Someone's coming in there! Oh my god! Oh, I love Will Ferrell. And now I know where his spot to hang out is. What? And if you like Will Ferrell, you're trying to do like a celebrity sighting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where to go, okay? First of all, it's April 1st, pay bills. But the second Sunday of every month, yeah, you know, kind of... You just reminded me, dawg. Damn. Now if you'll get to it, we'll get to it. As you're flexing your chain. Alright, go pawning. Second Sunday of every month, Rose Bowl has the Rose Bowl flea market. And you go there, they have rugs, they have fancy shirts, they have antique, like, I don't know, furniture. Yeah, they have jeans that like 7000 other people wore before you. All of that. And they also have Will Ferrell, because apparently he's taking a little step back from acting and is now a seller at that Rose Bowl flea market. No way, I'll buy everything. Right! I've been selling t-shirts at the Rose Bowl Swap Meet. No way, what are they saying? T-shirts in ukuleles. T-shirts that I thrift, I find them, then I upsell them. So you have like a little table at the Rose Bowl? Little table? Ukuleles and t-shirts. Cuteness. Bro, he's a model. Ukuleles and t-shirts, you can't love him anymore. I love this guy. You can't love him anymore. But he also showed me that it's a scam over there, that he's upselling. Oh, for sure. But every time you go there, you're like, okay, I'm getting at the lowest value. Like, I'm going there to thrift to upsell later. Only to know I'm being upsold. I respect the hustle of my sister thrifts and she does a lot of those pop-ups. Amazing. But it's, dude, I don't care. I want to buy a t-shirt from Will Ferrell. And a ukulele. I don't know how to play it. I don't care if his lips have been on it, even better. I want him to hand it to me. I want somebody to take a picture of me. And then I'm going to frame it and be like, Will Ferrell gave me a ukulele. He didn't give it to you about it. You bought it. Nobody has to know that. It just looks like he's handing you. Somebody take a picture of him from afar. I could never meet Will Ferrell. I'll be the most annoying fanboy ever. I don't know, way too many of his movies. Way too many quotes. I'll look at them. The little girl that comes in the next- Yeah, I'll tell them, I'm going to climb on you like a spider monkey. Like, I'll go full-shaking bake. Ah, the meatloaf. I don't know what to do with my hands. I'll do all that just within the first 30 seconds and then I'll be escorted away. I got to meet him in Hollywood. He was coming out of a gym. There's a big old gym in Hollywood right there off of I think it's like Vine or whatever. This is back like 10, 15 years ago. He was really cool. He was super, super sweaty. And I was like, I don't care. I'm sweating. I was like, well, I don't care, brother. Bring it in for the real thing. Braspa been muy fuerte. I would have been worse. I like that this celebrity, we all agree that we tru- Yeah. like strass out. Who doesn't love Will? I love Will Ferrell. And eight, now we know who's spot. Every second Sunday of the month, Rolls will flea martini. We should all just go and buy a ski-tree. We should go dressed as Elves, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here. We're here for ukuleles and t-shirts. Shout out to Will Ferrell. By the way, he said he only makes a few hundred. I doubt it. A few hundred? He makes more than that. That's a lot of money for a flea market. What? No, not for that flea market. Really? Yeah, that flea market is. Top tier. Upskizzle. Upskizzle. All right. Find us at the next flea market. Second Sunday. April 12th. Zulu, come here. Now what's going on? Cheese-Mation with Angie. Okay, you guys, we have an update with Tiger Woods. If you guys remember this fool got into a car accident on Friday. He flipped his car. He was speeding. He cut off a truck and then he flipped the car and all that stuff, right? Now, he did get charged for DUI. But now, apparently, this fool is pleading not guilty because he's saying that, you know what, I'm not, there's no drugs in my case or anything. And not only that is he not playing not guilty, but he's actually rehiring his 2017 lawyer to represent him from that crash. Oh, from the other time he was not guilty. He crashed multiple times. Yeah. Yeah. And it was the same thing that he pleaded not guilty and then it turned out to be like just reckless driving because he fell asleep behind the wheel. And it's always on the verge of a comeback. Right. He was supposed to come back and play and he was training and then bam. He gets all hyped up. Yeah, let's party tonight. Party. What was the report that it was oxycodone? Hydrocodone. Hydrocodone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently like now we're knowing more and more details about it. So apparently Tiger Woods told the cops that he crashed because he looked down on his phone to change the, to adjust the radio and he said, like, oh, I didn't notice that traffic was stopping. That's why you don't change the radio. Fool. No, this fool was speeding already. He was speeding. He was trying to like cut off a truck. He and then once he cut it off, like that's when he lost control and flipped it over. Didn't they say he looked inebriated or they? Yeah. The cops, they'd say when they got in, like when they got to the scene, like he looked like he was on something. People's all dilated. And if I'm not mistaken, I saw that he's now getting checked into something or no. Rehab or something? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's putting not guilty. This is totally separate. This is just, I just felt like a good time to go away. I'm not going to get checked into rehab guys, but I'm guilty. But I'm not guilty. He's not. But check this out though, because they did find two hydro code, hydro code and pills were found in his pocket when he got arrested. Now what that is, it's actually like a severe pain medication. So he's pretty much saying like, you know what, maybe I was kind of like on medication, but not a DUI, not a not for a walk. But they were in his pocket. Okay. So is that all these things? I was just going to take them later when I got home. Two things. Yeah, these things. Yeah. Yeah. I see this statement for reportedly allegedly from him saying he understands the seriousness of the situation, stepping away for a period of time to seek treatment and focus on my health. This is necessary in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work towards lasting recovery. I don't know that you say that. And then also please not get to know, but like one would equal the other. No. Yeah. Maybe he's taking like driving lessons or something. Is that a rehab? Is that a rehab? He's a treatment? I don't think he'd call it. Well, why not just get a drive dog? It goes back to you're a billionaire buddy. Get a driver. Yes, you're right. He could get a driver, but I told you last time he says that he just wants his privacy. You can't get a little committee with other people watching you. That is so crazy guys. Yeah, but yeah, no, he's cleaning, not guilty. He's rehiring the same lawyer that represented him back in 2017, the last car accident date. One of the last car accidents he had. His cars land more in the rough than his balls. I don't know what that means, but I think he's a golf champion. That's a great golf joke. Thanks man. I appreciate every golf listener is like, oh my God. He needs to put his car in the fairway. That's the golfing term. That's the sound of the police. The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty in a pettiest. Pretty in a pettiest. All right, my friend, if anyone has a court date today or coming up soon, I'm not going to tell you not to go, but I'm just going to tell you if you don't go. What? Maybe, maybe do go. Maybe do go. I don't want to advise you against a legal activity by not showing up. I don't want to bend your name, but I will warn you judges are on one. Why? Why? Why? We just talked about the judge that told the lady that was driving like and she was like, I am and look, I am passenger. She was driving. Yeah. And then he's like, no, I'm going to stick to you. He put all these charges on her and put that she liked me, all of that stuff. Right. Now there's a judge going viral because he had an issue with his computer. Right. So he calls it in like he calls the court. I team like, Hey, there's issue red dots everywhere or something's blinking or whatever. The and just as it would be, as soon as you bring in the person to look at the problem, the problem goes away. Like your car messed up. You take some kind of, there's nothing wrong. There's something. I don't know. I used to have low key. This is weird, but I had, I felt like something was sticking out of my tummy and then I go to the doctor, try to show the doctor. Like, yeah, there's something that's sitting on my tummy. They're like, it's fine. I'm just checked it. It's like, I swear to God, dog. Like when I laid down a ball kind of just rolls over. I swear to God. I thought it was an alien or when I gave birth, they left something in there. It was the whole thing. Anyway, go to the doctor. Nothing's wrong. Anyway, the judge is like, there's something wrong with the computer. The IT guy goes and he's like, no, it's fine. Matter of fact, starts joking about it and the judge kicks him out of the courtroom. All right. You have to listen. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False alarm. Don't joke around. I'm serious about this. What's happening? I can't. I understand. I'm just saying I can't see a thing. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. Get out of my courtroom. Damn. Get out of my presence. You peasant. Yes. He goes in and is like, hey, false alarm. It's not a false alarm. Look. False alarm. No, it wasn't a false alarm. False alarm. It's a little loud. I'm serious about this. It was happening. I can't. I understand. I'm just saying I can't see a thing. We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom. I don't know. Something is messing with judges today. Nowadays they're in a bad mood and you don't want to be the person that they take their petty out on. Hell, like this courtroom engineer was. IT people watch out. They need to fix that thorn in his side because he's. Go and tell him. Go and tell him that. I'm good. I'm good. Go and tell him that. Go and tell him. I'm good or rather not. All right. Now you're on your. Imagine everybody else waiting for their court cases to be heard after that. Oh, hell no. He ruined it. Yeah. I was here to fight the ticket, but give me. Give me. I'll just turn myself in. Scrolling with the homies. I'm about to go back to the year at 1503 if this is what the women sound like back in the days. All right. AI made this famous painting come to life and gave it a voice, but the voice is super hot. The Mona Lisa. Oh my. So the very famous Mona Lisa painting by Da Vinci. Somebody threw it in AI and said this is what Mona Lisa would sound like if she. If she could talk, if she could talk, and this is what it said. Yeah, she does some. She looked. He sounds a little hot. What happened to her? The feature. What was that? No, something about her. Play it again. Really? Play it again? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Just call this number and you can make Mona Lisa smile. She would kill it on the party. Yeah. On the party line she would kill it, bro. She would kill it. Yeah. That's all. Like, damn. This is what they sound like back in the day. Oh, good. Cause she's from Italy and they put like, what would an Italian woman with the tone and accent sound like. Yeah. If it was in the 1500s. Mm-hmm. I'm Lisa, Francesco's wife of the Ferencess. She just went to sleep with it. It's a lot different from now. Now it's like, hey, what the hell are you talking about? Hey. What are you talking about? Hey. Where's my cockies? Yeah. And then you add a little sexy music to the background and it basically sucks here. That's... Now it's a lot different. Now it's a lot different. Now they talk like Snooki. Snooki. And how did Leonardo da Vinci sound? Like, from Mario or what? It's a me. Leonardo da Vinci. It's a me. The sexy, the girl's sound and the fool's just... Going to America. That's so crazy. I didn't know, like, people are misusing AI. Why do we need to know what Mona Lisa sounds like? Because the next step is like, now they're going to want to know what Mona Lisa moans like. Too far. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody said that. Nobody thought that. No, someone did. Vic, you did. Two days in a row. Yeah. Sicko mode. Yeah, yesterday you were dribbling. I got liant. All week. Hey, Vic. Dribbling. Hand gesture, Vic. Did your girl see that? Real, by the way? She did. I showed it to her. What did she do? She said the same thing that Con's girl says. What did you have to do all that? What did you have to do? Yeah, I know. It's good, huh? You know you've gone too far when your girl's like, really? Yeah, just like, was that necessary? Was that appropriate? I can't even post this. My mom's watching. Think about the kids, our kids, when they're in the car and I'm just like, damn. That part. And here I go. And here you go. By the way, speaking of scrolling, go look it up. Round back warnings, one of the tricks on Instagram to see the hand gesture we're talking about. Yeah, that was wild. That was wild. But thank you for that. Showing us how Mona Lisa sounds. Play it one more time? Yeah. Mona Lisa, Molly Di Francesco, Del Giacondo, Di Firenze, il maestro Leonardo mi ha chiesto di restar ferma, ma è cosa difficile non sorridere. That's crazy. And that's how the Marotum got to the bunny ranch. Isn't it a new doc? It is. It came out already. That's right, okay. It's fine. I'm gonna get it right now. You'll see, you'll see. You don't know. You will not see. Maybe Vickessi. I already saw that. The bunny ranch? Of course you do. And now the weather with concrete storm. It is going down for the weather Wednesday, April 1st and all this is real. First we checked the view in the city of La Marata. I'm gonna hit you with my stick and take out the candy like a pinata. 71 and 58 degrees 45% chance of rain. What? Is that you, Moni? I'm talking about sticks. I know, but I'm sick. So it doesn't sound right when I'm on it. And what do you mean this is true? The other ones haven't been? Yes, well I don't want people to think that this is not true because it's April 1st. Oh yeah, we can talk about that. Don't talk about that. Next I tried to holler at the Shoddy all in the city of Mentone. That perfumed the rain baby. Got me all mentone. What? What city? Mentone. Mentone. 67 degrees and 53 at night with 57% chance of rain. Now we throw on a sweater in the city of Pico Rivera. I swear today, Perro doesn't feel like primavera because it's a little rainy out there. Yeah, it rained in spring. Does it? Yeah, April showers bring me flowers. That's how we get flowers out here. I don't know. I barely woke up. 58 degrees, 71 degrees at 45 chance of rain. Lastly, we hit the exit pump in the city of Blythe because the last thing you want to do here is spendin' what time? I love it when he reacts to it. No, right? No, no, no, right. Before he says it. Because I wasn't supposed to say it. Say it. Say it. What is it? No, it's because... I love it. Lastly, we hit the exit and pump gas in the city of Blythe because the last thing you want to do there is spend the night. That's what I meant to say. That's not bad. No, it's not. It's just that I read it wrong. It's not too bad. You know? It's going to be 83 and 64 degrees there, guys. Oh, it's going to be hot there. Yeah. Tomorrow's weather overall, guys. Tune in at 7.15 to find out. Tomorrow would have been already with a nice different man anymore. It's going to be in the high 70s, in the low 70s tomorrow. It's going to be chilly. High 70s in some places. By the way, did it rain while you were horseback riding? It didn't. Oh, goodness. It was probably like the best day to go. You guys were on the horseback riding yesterday? Yeah, it was great. I told you. That's why I needed the tomorrow weather. What? Yeah, it was a great time. It was. Well, my name's Calcreet. Yeah, is it? I'm here from my morning, I'm probably 6 today. That's cool. Today, where you at tomorrow? Back here again tomorrow. Who knows? Who knows? I am feeling sick. All right, check this out, homie. Need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you, folks. The homie help line. AJ needs our help. AJ hit us up and said, hello, brown bag. My name is AJ from New Jersey. Oh, AJ from New Jersey. So I need your help. AJ, do you sound like that? Oh, what are you doing? AJ. AJ. Hello. What are you doing? What are you doing? Am I on? Yes. What are you doing? Nothing. I was just waiting. Why are you breathing hard? Sorry, I'm sick. I'm breathing through my mouth. He doesn't sound like you guys are talking. But he had one of his closest names. Close friends name is Paulie. And you got a problem. We need help. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. Let me go through the story. Please but do it right because he's calling me to New Jersey accent. He's sneaking up a storm over here. All right. He said hello, brown bag. His cousin Mike and I. Me and Mike were super close. That was my right hand, my best friend. We started working together. We worked for the parks department, and he wanted to move up the ladder and became the shop snitch. He started saying I would take longer breaks than I was supposed to, and eventually after all his snitching, I was fired. So, was that that guy in? Every time you do a New Jersey? God, Jesus me. Are you okay? He's allergic to that accent. Okay, my bad. He said it was on site whenever we saw each other. After fighting him several times, when we ran into each other, I reached the point in my life where I was done with the drama, so I tried apologizing and being the bigger man, but he said F that it's on site, and his little posse had the same feeling. I don't want to run into that issue again, especially at a funeral. At the same time, though, I'm not a punk dog, so I'm not gonna let them try something and me not do anything. Do you think it's better if I pay my respects up poorly after his burial, or do I just say eff it and go to the funeral? You air that thing out, bro. The funeral? Not the funeral. Whoa. Geez. All right, what you gotta do first? Go down to the deli, all right? Get yourself a chopped cheese. Oh, my God. Let him, let him. Can you start sneezing so he stops his sneeze? Can you just pretend sneeze? And you pull it to your buddy's funeral, all right? I'm allergic to him. Ask for Pauly. Tell him you got a problem. Nobody's gonna join me on this, huh? No. I'm just listening. It's good. I thought it was good. I thought, oh. We gotta let you drown right there. Oh, boy, yo. I thought it was good, Greg. Of course you did. I have a problem with you guys now, too. You all getting concrete shoes. All right. Good morning, Jose and Hollywood. What's up, Jose? What's the fight record? That's all I gotta know, doc. He's down. He's gotta even that out. Geez. That is a good question. Hey, bro, what's the fight record out of the three fights, AJ? One, one, one. Wait, well, yeah. There's three that happened. Okay. Oh, okay. One, one, one. You won. He won. And it was a draw. Any knockouts? You got a referee? Sounds like it. What did the draw look like? Is the draw really a win on his end, but you don't want to call it? Everybody jumped in. So I was like, hope raw. Was that the Tji Fridays? Yeah, that was the Tji Friday. Yeah, we can't really get it off there. Yeah, yeah. I'm wondering what if you're the other four, would you want to be up? Would you not like that it's tied? All right, Jose, you got you got the record already. One, one, one. Yeah, yeah. You got no dog. And if you if you if you want to, you better serve his ass. Okay. Avoid avoid confrontation at all costs. Because you know, you got to respect your homie. And especially if you got the blessing from his dad, bro, you got to go. Yeah. Because that means you were close with the family and like, you know, that's how it is. I've also lost a lot of family and a lot of friends. And that's the last time we're going to see him, bro. You got to send them off right and let them know you love them. And you know what I mean? That's kind of how you know how you live your life. Well, who shows up to your funeral. And one last fight for your homie. No, he wanted them to get along. Yeah. The homie that passed away probably wanted them to get along. Angie and Huntington Park, Angie, we're talking to our guy, AJ. AJ wants to know if he should go to the funeral or maybe attend later on in the funeral or not even go of his homie, Polly that passed away. Polly, Polly's cousin and AJ, they beef it. They fought three times. It's snitching stuff. It's work stuff. And even though he's tried to like fix things, it's not fixable. It seems so he's wondering. This is going to be the next time I see him. The last time we saw each other, we fought. Will we fight again? Angie, what's up? Hi, Buenos dias. Buenos dias. Good morning. Talk to us, Mamacita. I just woke up from barely getting the context, but I think he needs to go. They need to go. I have, begin from personal experience. I'm a widow and my husband. He just, he bought my reason the almost three years ago, but all for his funeral, but he had cousin. He was a little bad boy. So he had his little click and there was, there was his cousin with other of his friends. I was from separate Cruz. Yeah. We'll say and they, they squashed it that day just for the day. They squashed it. They were all, you know, respectful and cordial and respect to my husband. That's everybody got along with him. Even though there was beef between, but yeah, he knew they needed to go. They need to go. So what happened? So I know what everything was good. Everything, everything was good. All right. The ones that you knew like, Hey, these fools hate each other. It's rivals. They'll fight, but like they can't be happy. I knew it was one of my, my husband's best friends with one of my husband's best cousins and they will not be given para nada. That sucks. They were, they guys think they got down to, but you know what they, they, they both carried my husband's casket right there. Oh, the only thing is that they said I'm not going to wear the t-shirt, the t-shirt with his face because on the back, they had his crew. Oh, okay. I'm not going to wear that. Okay. I'll follow that, but no, not a biker. No, okay. No, he's a gang member. Yeah, pretty cut and dry there, brother. You didn't catch that. It was freaking, I even got it. The main head too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Charlie. Look at me little pooping. Yeah. So they were the pallbearers. They were able to, to do that for him. Yeah, they did that for him. Nice. For the one who passed away. They showed their respect. Yeah. They squashed all the extras, all the things that happened. Yeah, they put their dents to the side. For the day. For the day. I'll follow through the day. Let's get it on. Yeah. Yes, son. Thank you so much. See, you have to. You show respect. Yeah, you put that aside for one day. Just for the day. The next day. I can just see them on both sides of the casket and just like pushing them. Yeah, no. The next day, I'm going to put you on a t-shirt as soon. No. No. You're dumb. That's wild. What size are you? We're both going to be on t-shirts. Mine's going to say, free me. Yours is going to say, RIP. Wow. Sudele, Sudele. AJ, go to the funeral. Don't be a P word. All right. AJ, I know you hear me. Hey, mouth breather. Go to the funeral, fool. Go. All right, I'll go. That's it? Update us. Let us know, yeah. We did it. We actually helped somebody. We actually helped somebody today. Sudele, come here. Now what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay. Lamar Odom has a new Netflix documentary called Untold, The Death and Life of Lamar Odom. It's actually out right now. It came out yesterday. I saw it. And Chloe, which is his ex, like they were together for what, seven years? Chloe Kardashian. Chloe Kardashian. She was part of the documentary, right? And in it, she's like opening up about the time, like when they were like struggling with their marriage, how like his drug addiction was really emotional. It was an emotional strain on her, right? And so she recalls this one moment. If you guys remember back in like 2015, he had a really bad relapse. Like he was found unconscious out in Vegas because he was drugged out. He was dead. Yeah. He was dead for three days. Yeah, he was in coma. And she was like opening up about that saying like pretty much like at that time, they were not in the best of terms. Like she was going to file for divorce and things like that. But she put his, her whole life in pause to take care of him. And she found him doing something that made her want to punch him. Listen. I remember stopping by the house and I smelled crack. I remember slowly tiptoeing up the stairs. He was in his bedroom, sitting on the edge of the bed, smoking crack. And I just punched him in his face. Crazy. Yeah. But after watching it. I remember it was crack. Yeah. After watching it, you kind of understand because she like put him up in a house. She did. She like did the most for him. He was playing like he was more incapacitated than he was after what he went through. So the timeline is pretty crappy for her. The stuff that gets told in that documentary, she used to go to hotel rooms where he was clearly cheating on her with other women. Yeah. She used to go to those hotel rooms and clean up all the remnants of his drug use because he knew the cleaning staff. She knew the cleaning staff could sell that story. What? So she would go clean up after. She's like, I wasn't an enabler without knowing I was enabling. I just thought I was making sure the public doesn't see. She's keeping his image clean. Yeah. And then she, they did an intervention and they told her go in there and tell him, if he doesn't go to treatment for three months, you're going to divorce him. So she does that. And he's like, all right, give me the papers. Let's get divorced. And she didn't want to get divorced. Bluffed. He bluffed. And then he, and then after that is when he got, he went to that ranch. Yeah. The brothel. The love ranch. Yeah. He had taken like 12 erectile. It's a 12 rhinos. Yeah. Not rhinos, but like, like rhinos, 12 of them apparently only supposed to have one and then did drugs on top of that, foaming out the mouth, all of that. Going to a coma. She takes away like that. She petitioned for divorce, clearly because of the intervention, took it out, then got with him, put him up in an Airbnb or something. Yeah, near her house. Because he was acting like he couldn't talk. And he was acting like he couldn't move. She shows up. He's smoking. Yeah. The whole time he could talk. Sounded like he was in the way. Yes. Oh my God. So then she's like, get out of here. Yeah. That was like, that's why I'm like, I get it. Yeah. I don't even think anybody was like, no, that doesn't deserve it. No, you deserve it for faking like your words. Not tomorrow. And also, no, I know, but just for the fact that she completely put her life on hold. Yeah. She's a busy person. Yeah. She makes money. You know, any one of us putting our life on hold for four months is insane. You know what I'm saying? Loving him so much. He's cheating on her, doing drugs, all of this. He would do anything for the person he loved. Yeah. And she was covering it all up at the time. That's insane. And so in the documentary, she's talking how frustrated she was when she did find him doing that. I just put my life on hold to take care of you. How did you get this? You can't talk? Well, lo and behold, he had a phone. He was better than I knew. He was playing me so I can continue this lifestyle for him. That sucks. Yeah. And he's part of the doc too. He's like, yeah, I just want to get high. Yeah. He's in the doc too, saying his stuff too. Yeah. Jesus. So the first thing he met her, yeah, I just wanted to f. Yeah, he said that. Then he even made it seem like he wasn't even really like with her for the right reason. Yes, I just want to be famous. I feel like if I married her, I would become A-list. That's why they got married in 30 days. It was, bro. That's crazy. And they were married for seven years. He's the top. Before that, he felt he wasn't. But that's the psyche of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though you are the fact that he felt that he wasn't. Dude, there's only 400 positions in the NBA. You are not even 1%. You're like a fraction of a 1% of the people that actually make it to be an NBA player. And that's the Lakers. And make millions to get paid to play a recreational sport. He was saying like, they had a reality show. He's the one that wanted it. Like she's like, I wanted us to be private. And he was like, no, like I wanted the cameras. He wanted to be, it's LA, it's Ritzy. Kobe's very famous. I want to be like that. Yeah. Like Connell was saying, I know like Lamar Otomai as a Laker. I don't know him as dating Kimberley. I know that. I know him as Lamy. Lamy, yeah. That's what she called him. That's crazy. And he likes that. What? Like he was like Lamar, you do your Lamar Otomai. That's crazy. Freaking Otomai. He wasn't a scrub in the NBA. He wasn't. Like you know how hard it is to be an NBA? Not only that, but you know how hard it is to be a great player in the NBA? Dude, it's astronomical. He had a lot of promise. You know, you do get to learn and definitely go watch the stock. It's out right now on Netflix. He had lost his, well his father wasn't around in his life. No. Matter of fact, his father came in when he was in that coma and was like, yeah, take him off life support. Cause he knew like he would be a beneficiary to things. Jesus. And Chloe was like, no, I'm still married to this fool. I'm going to make the decisions. Let's figure that out. But his mom passed away when he was 10. He had a child that passed away when he was months old. So there's these things that happen to his life and things happen to all of us in life. Yeah. But it seemed like he used those as reasons for why he is the way he is. To relax a little. You know, I'm an addict, but look what happened to me. Yes, I'm cheating, but look what happened to me. All of those things. It's a lot. It's very, he's very, very damaged. He even said like after like the night he lost his kid, he went to go party. He was partying the night before. Yeah. It's just, it's like, it was a lot. Honestly, it was like, I never want to watch that documentary. Yeah, you did say that. He was out. You see him differently. Cause there's no, there's no like. He was so honest. He was too honest. He was not even trying to like, like kite for himself. He's been like that in a lot of interviews where you just like, oh, okay. Are you for real? Damn. Okay. I'm going to say all that. All right. You know how they call it documentary ends and you're like, wow, like he really turned it around. Yeah. No. It's like interim on the book. No, it's the same thing. It's just, it's just time pass. He's just in a pool. Guys, I'm hot right now. That's so sad. That's how it is. He tells the producers, all right, I'm going to go to Vegas. Like he was telling like, joking up. Oh my God. Angie, but I mentioned Kobe earlier. Yeah. Kobe actually helped. He did. So you know when 2015, when he did relapse and he was in a coma at the hospital, right? Apparently Kobe and I didn't know this. Kobe actually flew out to Vegas to pretty much help out Chloe and the decision of like, whether we should, if Lamar should actually get this surgery done or not. Because apparently the doctors had told him like, there's a 10% chance that this surgery will work. Otherwise he might just die on the table. Kobe went up to there and was like, Hey, whatever you decide, like I'm just here to support you. Like they all, all his teammates. And that's what you see with Lamar. All his teammates really loved him. Like you see them just really just thinking about him. I love Kobe for 10% chance of making this shot. He could do it. Let's shoot it. Yeah, right? Yeah. Come on. We're going to take the shot. Yeah. And then it went in. You know, he made it. He made it obviously. And Angie, you're saying relapse. I don't think he ever stopped. No. It's not a relapse. He just, it was an overdose and it was. Yeah. No, he was kind of conscious in the coma every day. It's insane that he's on a documentary. Just like, yeah. Like nothing. Whatever. But in the audacity alone, you need to, you need to see it for how he's speaking up about it. And besides Chloe, he had a previous relationship. He has kids that are in it talking about how not present he was as a dad and him kind of just being like, yeah, like they're, that's true. Like I was there. Yeah. It's a tough, yeah. It's like, it's a tough, it's very heavy. It's tough watching. Yeah. Yeah. And now you see Chloe a lot different because I'm even thinking on my fool like, come on. Like this girl held you down. She's a writer. Chloe Kardashian is a writer. For real. And then even thinking like a couple of what last year is when we saw Lamar having like a dog mate to look like her, to look like her is like, well, like you're still not over whatever you're. No, I think he is over it. I think he just likes the attention from what that doc tells you. Yeah. Cause he wants to be a Listerine, right? And for Chloe, man, go through all that and then just end up with Tristan Thompson just cheating every day. Oh, she's pregnant. I felt so bad for her. She's a great person. Incredible person. She needs to limp. She needs to limp. That's what I think. Does anyone get this reference? Why are you crying? The chocolate bunny? No one. No. Yes. Yes. You know your company. Yes. It's from Mike. Yeah. From Mike crying. Classic. Oh, I know it. What is that to do with what part like who's he talking to? His nephew. No, his grandma. His grandma. His grandma. His grandma talking about the guy that she was dating and then they're like, oh, and he's like, why are you crying? The chocolate bunny? That's funny. Yeah. All right. Classic. All the people are going to cry over a chocolate bunny. This one's coming from Costco. Costco is just like what economy y'all spend this bread over here. They have a $140 chocolate Easter bunny. That's it. That's 10 pounds. You need a hammer to eat it. To what? Yes. Check out what it looks like. Brown My Mornings 106 on Instagram. It's a giant bunny. It is 10 feet tall. Oh my. 10 feet? Wow. No way. That's 10 pounds. 10 pounds. Okay. So 10 feet. So 10 feet. So 10 feet. So I'm going to have 40 bucks. I'm about to go buy one right now. 140 bucks. That's a lot. For a 10 pound giant chocolate bunny. They say it takes. Yeah, because I am tasked to do the baskets this year. Oh. That's a good surprise. In here, let's go. Yes. What? In here. You're going to make us Easter baskets? Why? Can you make my like a Disney princess and what theme do you want, Vic? Marvel. Marvel. Fantastic four. Angie, what do you want on your theme? Oh, Pachaco. Pachaco. Sanrio. Sanrio. Hot Wheels. Hot Wheels. Hot Wheels. You got it, dad. You got it, dad. I can't wait to try the chocolate bunny. For my children. We are your kids. Yeah, we are your children. Daddy. You are all of us. Appa. Appa. Appa. You heard, Vic? What are your room guys? It has 151 servings. That's what it takes. Oh my God, that's a lot. That's a lot. Made of milk chocolate, white chocolate and dark chocolate. This is a thick old bunny, you guys. It is. It's a thing. The dark chocolate. Do you guys remember the kisses? We still have them. The big kisses. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was doing a big. Me too. This chocolate bunny is insane. Yeah. It's a lot of chocolate going away. Nobody's eating the whole thing. No, it's for sure. My kids are. Let me tell you. But no one eats the whole thing of the regular big chocolate bunny. No, not gonna lie, same. Yeah. I've never ate the whole chocolate bunny. Yeah, what do you do? I never got one. It just melts weird. Yeah. And those are hollow inside. This one doesn't seem like it's hollow inside. We're right. Ten pounds. All right. Trip to Costco, you ready for it? Yeah. And then we can go have lunch outside. Oh yeah. Hot dogs for everybody. Hot dogs for everybody. Thanks dad. Wow. Wow, you're so nice. Thanks dad. I can't wait for my big chocolate. April Fool's. We're not supposed to do any April Fool's joke. Yeah, did you not get the email? April Fool's you are. April Fool's you are. No, you have to do what you said. We're not allowed to joke like that. Thanks. All right. Highlights of Brown Bag. Thank you.