Club 520 Podcast

Club 520 - Jeff Teague on CRAZY Timberwolves story, injuries RUINING Joel Embiid’s 76ers career, March Madness

83 min
Mar 16, 2026about 1 month ago
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Summary

Club 520 discusses March Madness bracket strategy, college basketball coaching challenges in Indiana, NIL impacts on recruitment, and NBA draft prospects including concerns about Donovan Clingan's health issues. The hosts also cover entertainment, wrestling nostalgia, and various pop culture moments.

Insights
  • NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) deals are critical for college basketball programs to retain talent and compete with prep schools, as demonstrated by Indiana's recruitment challenges
  • Shot clock implementation in high school basketball is essential for player development and college transition, as players struggle with NBA-pace adjustments without exposure
  • Health transparency in NBA draft evaluations can significantly impact prospect value and team investment decisions, particularly for high-profile players with undisclosed medical issues
  • Community engagement and authentic coaching relationships drive program success more effectively than traditional prestige, as evidenced by Pike High School's revival
  • Nostalgia-driven entertainment experiences (wrestling, sports events) create stronger emotional connections than modern accessibility, despite social media's broader reach
Trends
NIL compensation becoming primary recruitment tool replacing traditional program prestige in college basketballHigh school players transferring to prep schools to gain exposure and NIL opportunities outside traditional state systemsMedical transparency concerns emerging as critical factor in NBA draft evaluation and team risk assessmentCommunity-focused coaching models gaining traction as alternative to traditional elite program structuresMarch Madness engagement expanding through bracket contests and gamification on streaming platformsCollege basketball rule changes (shot clock) lagging behind NBA standards, creating player development gapsStreaming consolidation (Netflix acquiring WWE/wrestling content) reshaping sports entertainment distributionGenerational shift in entertainment preferences: live experiences valued over digital accessibilitySpring break tourism shifting from traditional Miami/Panama destinations to emerging markets like HoustonProfessional athlete social media engagement creating accessibility paradox: increased reach but reduced authentic interaction
Topics
March Madness Bracket StrategyCollege Basketball Recruitment and NIL DealsHigh School to College Basketball TransitionShot Clock Implementation in High School BasketballNBA Draft Evaluation and Medical ScreeningIndiana High School Basketball DeclinePrep School vs. Traditional High School BasketballCoaching Program Development and Community EngagementProfessional Athlete Social Media EngagementWrestling Entertainment and Nostalgia MarketingSpring Break Tourism TrendsStreaming Platform Sports Content DistributionCollege Basketball Player DevelopmentAthletic Health and Dietary ManagementSports Event Experience vs. Digital Accessibility
Companies
Netflix
Acquired WWE/wrestling content library, moving WrestleMania and wrestling programming from Peacock to Netflix
Peacock
Previously hosted WWE and wrestling content before Netflix acquisition, losing exclusive streaming rights
Ticketmaster
Criticized for excessive fees on concert and event tickets, impacting consumer affordability
People
Jeff Teague
Former NBA player and current high school basketball coach at Pike High School in Indiana, discussing program revival
Joel Embiid
Philadelphia 76ers center discussed for 70-point game performance and chronic injury concerns affecting career trajec...
Donovan Clingan
Kansas basketball player facing severe cramping issues raising NBA draft concerns about health and medical transparency
Luka Doncic
NBA player referenced in context of college basketball player comparisons and NBA readiness assessment
Jalen Johnson
College basketball prospect discussed as potential NBA draft pick with Sacramento Kings consideration
Darren Peterson
NBA player dealing with severe full-body cramps affecting playing time and raising medical evaluation questions
Tyrese Haliburton
NBA point guard referenced as comparison for college prospect Michael Brown's playing style and leadership
Damian Lillard
NBA player referenced as comparison for college prospect's poise and game maturity upon entering league
Triple H
WWE executive claiming current wrestling era surpasses Attitude Era, debated by hosts as inaccurate nostalgia assessment
Quotes
"We create pathways for you to earn money before you go to college. You know what I mean? Once you done with the Indiana system, we create pathways so we can, you know what I mean?"
Jeff TeagueEarly segment on NIL and player development
"The number one thing though, outside of shot clock and all that shit... the kids have to go transition to college if they make it. And that's a hard adjustment."
Jeff TeagueDiscussion on high school to college basketball transition
"If he was healthy, bro, it would be a joke, bro. Joel and B would be the greatest in it all time."
HostJoel Embiid injury discussion
"He's NBA ready. You can place him in the game. He's gonna get you at least 15 in 8. He gonna play the right way. He's a dog."
HostNBA draft prospect evaluation
"This is one of the more exciting drafts that we've been on. This is gonna be the one we talk about 10 years from now."
Host2026 NBA Draft assessment
Full Transcript
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First thing Wednesday morning, I got to lay. Yeah, I'm locking in to my old cycle days, man. I'm getting paper brackets out, man. We going to get this money and shots of hard rock bed. I say must. We got to do that. I wonder if we can make one for the people to fill out too. Oh, yeah, Bracketology. Tap in. I got y'all. I'm going to drop a couple in. I'm going to do a few pace round though. I'm going to give somebody some money if they win. We should give one of our patriarch subscribers. I think a few hundred dollars would be cool if they win. The one that win the bracket? Yeah. Yeah, Patreon mafia. Tap in. I got y'all. I'll drop a link. Like we do with fantasy football. Same type of situation. Winter isn't chicken. I know how black people are. Y'all subscribe to some shit, then I'm subscribed a month later. So if you ain't a consistent member, you're the thing. Yeah, we ain't shit out. Shout out to my niggaz, we know you're going to be on there. You know what I'm saying? Freakin' Zay, Boogie Miles is going to be in there for sure. Make up shit on the fly, so it will be a Bracketology for a Patreon mafia game. Yeah. We'll give about $20. And we got new Patreon levels. Yeah, new levels. Maybe a game. Shout out to the mafia team. Because this is some exclusive content on the way. I know we ain't introduced the show all the way, but shout out to be here in his cooking show on the way. Shout out to Coach's Corner. Coach's Corner is on the way. He's got his corner. He's got his corner. Nick and the Coach's Corner. That would not be on a Patreon. We'll shout out to the Patreon. You will see these guys in place. No. You know where the story is. Nick and the Coach's Corner. Nick and the Coach's Corner. You will be able to steal his car. I got PTSD, bro. We don't steal my car. Okay. It's 5.20 somewhere in backcourt condition, man. Going crazy on the mafia tears. Shout out to the Patreon. Last and start all these men. Shout out to Stock Eggs. Dale, we need some shoes, bro. Let's get it cracking for sure. Back effects podcast festival. Yeah. It's going down April 25th. We'll be in the building, man. We're going to be in there at some of your other favorite black podcasts. Tap in, man. It's going to be a good time. Alright, man. To my left, my dog, Bishop. Be here after Perly. How you doing, Nasty? Cool, Nasty. Let's get to it, man. Aw, man. I heard the classic line in a minute, bro. Beautiful day, man. I had a good day. No, it's not a good day. No, it's not a good day. It's not a good day. Well, not for me. It's not a good day. You know what I mean? I'm sad because my guys, you feel me? Like, season has come to an end. But my season never ends. Me either. You know, I'm glad you just get started. It's alright. My house is back up. Hopefully, man. Some of my rice is my dog, young nacho, young tea. Coach, how we feeling, man? How we feeling, man? Man, we lost, man, to a really good player. Yeah. This is a really good, funny as well. Lost to a really good player, man. Shout out to young Luke. For sure. He worked out with us in the summer, so. Yeah. I'm going to show him love for sure, man. He's at all the gyms and he hooked out. He played well. He did what he was supposed to do. We had the game and we lost it, but. Shout out to the guys. We got better every year. Yeah, we got better. We had a pro, we had a program that we was going to stick to him. And it's on course. Yeah, it's on course. We had a really good year. I'm proud of the guys. It was fun. Yeah. Should we have won that game? Yeah, we did. Never should have. I could have coached a better game, but it's all good. We'll move on. We'll learn from hopefully the guys going to AUC and play well. Shout out to the man. Shout out Coach G, man. What's crazy is like the Red Devils is a nationwide support now. Everybody at Patriot be tapped in. People be sending me links. Somebody put up to the game today off the strength of the podcast. It was like, I go support Pike today. I fuck with that. We just trying to get the vibe. So the vibes are so dead at Pike and there's no shade to the last coach, but none of us, like alumni really came back and fuck with it. You know what I mean? Our whole goal in these three years of trying to get the vibes back and I've seen like the support that we had today. It was people I ain't seen in 25 years at the game. I'm sad that we let y'all down, but it was just good to see them kind of people in the building. So that's cool. That's a stepping stone. Making that sure they'll be more invested and we'll get more people at the games and shit like that. For sure. Now, like you said, boys, since I took over that program, it's been a world difference, man. Shout out to you guys growing a hell of an environment. We talked about playing for last week, but Southport, one of the biggest in the nation, stand the room only. Me and B.H. illegally parked. Everybody who was parking with grass. Nothing. Yeah. I made my own parking spot today, but that's just that environment for one game. It wasn't even the second game, man. So shout out to young boys, man. Hell of a season. I got a question for y'all for high school though for Indiana. Yeah. Well, we might not never see that atmosphere again, huh? Nope. Nope. We won't. We'll see how the guys come back. Like we from a, well, I mean the black side probably not, but yeah, it's, I think the other side is probably going to be cool because it's Indiana basketball. I don't think it, uh, you write just because how basketball is changing, but the atmosphere is probably still not still going to be there, bro. I think the atmosphere was created because shout out to Luke Erdo. Yeah. Yeah. He was a top player in the league. He's a top player. He's a top player. So you want to come as a, just a fan of basketball. You want to come to him and then us having Isaiah Hill and the guys that we have on our team, you want to come see that matchup. That's the fact. Well, Indiana got to do better is being able to keep that going and it's hard to keep that going if you ain't got NIL, right? NIL. Even the tradition, I mean the tradition is respected and that's why we're here and that's why we love it. But at some point you have to adjust to the times because these kids don't benefit being in some of these systems that they have in place where they could go an hour away and get the world that they missing. And it's not fair to them, honestly. Some people just need to just kind of get with the times, respectively. Indiana is different though, bro, because you got to look at it. They were spoiled by y'all. Yeah. That's the fact. Y'all. The four, six, seven years of that 2002 to 2009. A lot of shit that came through them saying. That went away to 2012. Yeah. I'm just saying when it was heavy. Yeah. You gotta get somebody every little now. Move y'all play. NBA player in state every year. I was gonna say y'all sectional had a NBA player on every roster. The big cat NBA player on every roster. That's just the Mick. Yeah. He was just randomly talking about like Gordon Hayward and shit, bro. Yeah. I mean, he was in our section. They spoiled by that whoever's running that shit. That's over with. Yeah. They don't think it is. And like, luckily that we do the shit that we do, that we create. And we know after like, we gonna, we gonna put it out there. Yeah. After your senior year, we create pathways for you to earn money before you go to college. You know what I mean? Once you done with the Indiana system, we create pathways so we can, you know what I mean? That's what we got the platforms for. I think the number one thing though, outside of shot clock and all that shit. Well, that's important too. Number one in my list. I'm saying though, though, the kids have to go transition to college if they make it. And that's a hard adjustment. Yep. Because no matter what school the game automatically speeds up because you're on a clock now. So I think that as an Indian as a whole, that's hurting a lot of kids going to the next level and staying. Yeah. Like Damon Howard, one of our graduates from Pike, he's played a tendency state shot to them. They made the tournament. Yes, sir. No, he didn't. He didn't get a shot in the shot clock shit because he didn't have it. So he didn't know like shooting at 18. Like you posted shoot the first seven seconds of a shot clock in the last seven. If you don't get a shot in the first seven, you got to wait till that last seven and he shot one at 18. It's like, hold on, gang. You tripping like that shot. So like these things you got to learn and we know we holding people back a little bit not doing that, but not us because we're going to play how we're going to play and we're going to continue to build how we're going to build and we're going to play the right way and continue that. And then we're going to try to get as much exposure to all the kids that we can. So like that's why we talk about that's why we're talking about it now. Yeah. So we're going to continue to that. Partners that we brand like the brands that we work with, we're going to try to help the kids out when they graduate. And I think if you ain't going to put in the games, at least I think coaches should probably implement that in practice. Yeah, come on. That's why I rock with Mount Vernon coach because he he played that way. Yeah. But no, it's not about it. No, it's who like I fuck with that. He was a loving that bro. He had a little moment where he held them a fuck but that was that was in the half. That was the half time. But I was just going to ask you boss. He said, let's who? Yeah, we got the best player on the team in the gym. Yeah. I robbed my guy. I fuck with him for that. That's why I shook his hand. I said, you coach the hell of a game because you let you look today. And then like the first time we played on this first, we played on this first. It was 90 with the 88. Yeah. Can't look far forward. Most threes in state history. Come on. I rock with how he played the game. He ain't hold the ball compared to some of these other coaches. So I rock with that. Yeah. It was a better team than that. One thing we just have to realize is this is about the kids, whatever is it for the betterment of the kids, if it's a shot clock, if it's embracing on and off the court activities, whatever it is, just make sure it's about them. Now old people stuck in their ways because we don't want to lose talent and make these kids go elsewhere just to get the exposure. You already lost them. I mean, look at Jalen Harrison situation. Even officials had a hell of a run. We lose a player like that to a prep school. Come on, man. Yeah. It is what it is, but... Hey, man. Good boy, man. Good job to the Piper Reddellers, man. Hell of a place for my guys, man. Yeah, good season fellas. Yeah, man. We got a poem on, man. Barbie, where we all need a drink, man? Yeah, it's a sad day. It was tough, man. Walking to the car. I had to see all them people happy. I didn't like that. No, one kid said, yeah, we got you. Almost punched me in the head. My boy about to go to one hour. Yeah, it was 18. I was like, no, you're legal. I'm not killing that sound. He broke his fucking arm off of me. Let me see how I did real quick. All right, B, what we got today? D, you got to watch the show. We got you though. Let's watch this Uprocut. Yeah, we got a lot of those walking up. It's like, but that ain't show, fuck y'all. Yeah. Watch the show. Got you. Uprocut the fuck got you there now. He's really new alone. They knew what I was shit. Some people we grew up with were like, he's shitty. I almost got shitty at them. Ask me, you know, you. He was like, what's up, bro? And they was like, what up? We good? I'm like, yeah, they like he's shit. I'm like, yeah, I'm about to cut show weak ass. I remember you ain't pay your goddamn rent. I'm about to go crazy. Wow. Yeah. Wow. All right, Barbie, what's in this drink? We got a peach margarita. All right. Oh, D, what's up, Barbie? What's up? You good? You got to hear that you're supposed to go to Cardi B? I was supposed to. Mike, do you pay for it? No, I had a ticket to go, but I'd rather make money. Tell me about it. You'd rather make money. Yeah. So you can't go to Cardi B? I had a free Cardi B ticket and I came to work. Who you going to go to Cardi B with? Oh, my friends. You didn't tell us that? I should have went. You should have went. I need money. We got to. I got to. Yeah, Barbie, we would have fucked with you. Mike's with me. We would have started to go for me because. Yeah. It's okay though. Darren, start it. I got to be consistent with his words. You can go to your ticket. You can leave literally right now. On me. If you have an opportunity to go, please. You can literally walk out right now. It's okay. Okay. It's 520 somewhere, baby. I love it. It's not because you're not a friend. You know, you know, I'm scheduling. So you're going after that? Yeah. You're going to the after party? No, I'm just going to hang out with the girls. This piece of money. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're shooting tonight? Yeah. It's 520. Oh, yeah, just don't give up. They hate me. Fine. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see the gang back there. Yeah, they go to Cardi B. Damn, I thought that was really what they call her shit. But ain't that be how what they call hers? I don't know. I think it's Cardi gang. Cardi. Cardi B gang. I don't know. I don't know what gang is, but y'all still. I respect it. While we're here, I want to ask y'all a question. It's been a debate on social media all week. What's a better song? You by Lloyd or slow down by Bobby Valentino? I'll show you. You by Lloyd. Yeah, it's you. You easy? You. Easy money? Slowest fire, though, but you by Lloyd. Slow down is fire, but uh. I almost said something. What is this song? What is it? My God. My God. My God. My God. My God. My God. My God. Bobby had a fucking room. Just leave that word and keep it up. I didn't say that. You know who did the race? Freetake A. Freetake A. But y'all ran up for the prize. I thought it was Bobby in the Movies, because... You said right next to him. What? You said right next to him, bro. Hold on. What's the word for this? Movie A. I never said that. Yeah, we never said that on the part. We've heard the story, but we've never said it. I'm going to keep it on. You probably shouldn't tell this to him. Bobby think it's cool. Not in the movie theater. in the movie theater. No, Paul, that's what it sounds like. That shit sound weird. No, it doesn't. Yeah, I think it sound weird. Yeah, I think it sound weird. Hold on, hold on. No, with him and Jeff with the movie theaters, it wasn't. It wasn't like that. Yeah, it went together. Niggah, all right, he's proud. He's talking play. Because Niggah, when you and him ate the ice dog, we was together. Like, what the fuck? Get the fuck out of here. I probably got a pocket. Yeah, you got a pocket. You thought I'd make it proud. We just fucking it. Jeff was sitting in the movie theater, his hella empty seats, Bobby V, pops a seat next to T. Bro, this is what it was. Hold on, this is what this clarify, he was with a girl. He just, I was just like, damn, my nigga like. Yeah, it's supposed to be her or the other. Nah, it was supposed to be Niggah all the way on the other side. But he was cool though. He just had a conversation then. I guess the conversation was still talking. He just kind of just sat down. But I was like, we both with dates. Yeah, shout out to Bobby V, man. Like, we can talk after this motherfucker. If I'm sitting by myself and somebody who, and there's clearly like a lot of space, you come right next to me, that pisses me off. That's like in a parking lot. You know, somewhere in the back of the parking lot, why are you back here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Like one thing I hate is talking to people. I think, I mean, y'all know that. Yeah, both of you niggas is like, yeah. Yeah, that's why I'd be so happy when you go somewhere. I'd be like, man, put your chain on, man. Put the biggest one. Put that motherfucker, that madal, you know, with five, two of the other people. He's gonna let us go talk to you. Yeah, he really is five, twenty H.R. in public. No, no, bro, he talked to everybody. Everybody else. I just have to, bro. And I fuck with the people. You do, bro. But to me, I don't ever want a motherfucker to feel like, and I say they feel about y'all, I don't ever want a motherfucker to feel like we too big for the program, no matter how much money we got. Ah, yeah, nobody on that. Yeah. I'm telling you, I don't think I'm too big. I don't think I'm shit. I'm telling you, I just have like. Even niggas are moody though. I'm probably the most moody motherfuckers in the world. So if you step off the plane, nigga, what's up? Yeah, but I just don't like people. And then like, you know what I mean? They know I'm a germaphobe. So nigga, I'll shake your hand. Like by handshakes, nigga, I'm a damner. I got anxiety now because now I'm about to be sick. But I think that's why when people see other people that they like, like watching on TV or listening to it or whatever, they be like, they be kind of hesitant. Everybody that meets me like, bro, no homo, bro. I got down. Well, like, bro, you don't gotta say that. You can't say nothing. You can't say no word. Nah, bro, because niggas be thinking like showing love is gay. I'm like, nah, bro, it's cool. Like, yeah, it's just like, no, no, no, no, bro. Yeah, it's cool, bro. People be really hesitant to speak. And when they see you. They happen in Detroit. When he was in a store, DJ probably in Pat's and he's like, man, I fuck with you, bro, but he he don't look like he filming today. I went, nah, I think actually a couple of drinks in. I don't know why you be acting like I drink. Bro, you do. I'm like, bro, we've been to a couple of we ate at a restaurant. Bro, got a couple of got some oil in it, bro. You go say what's up. You want me to cook? He a little snack. The deal was I promise he's not going to come talk to you at all. I'm like, nah, bro, he cool as hell. Bro, go talk to him. You ain't gonna take a picture with him and shit. I'm always do that. I'm gonna take a picture and all that shit. But like, he's like, no, no, y'all just be on some cool shit, man. Y'all regularly. Y'all just be one. I just don't got a lot of conversation. Yeah, I don't got a conversation for any. Yeah, I guess that's not that's not DJ's ministry. Yeah, bro. I just like, nah, DJ ain't going to be like, yeah, so what's good with you? I'm like, chilling. Because all they want to do is talk about the show. But that's cool. You be like, man, be him funny as fuck. I talk about be him. But you be like, nigga, what was it like when you played with Yon? And somebody like, cool. I just not a big talker. But like, nothing much to say. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But I'm glad you be there because you are. You talk for three hours. Yeah, I talk to everybody. But I just like the nature of me, though. I would say job being such big stars. I could just like no, nigga, all stars. No, I appreciate it. I just, yeah, DJ, if he can run, he would. DJ, I feel like DJ sisters people come and DJ will literally go another way. Like, oh, and I'll be right beside. It was in that store in Detroit. DJ literally hit the close booth. Like, soon as he seemed to come in, I'm like, DJ must have knew this nigga was going to say something. I've seen this. I'm like, yeah, what you calling this shit? J. Cole shit. Yeah. And I felt like I really like seeing the people like, but I like seeing the people talk to y'all. But that was thousands of people. But I like that, though. Like, I like seeing people talk to y'all. I'm like, damn, nigga, like they really weak people fuck with it. Yeah. But then when they talk to me, it's like, I want to talk to y'all. But I just ain't got a lot of conversation. I ain't a people person at all. So like, you will be saying some shit. Like, damn, nigga, I fuck with you when you play with the Hawks. I'll be like, damn, I appreciate that. What we on tonight? It's not maybe you be like, but they'll be looking for some board shit. Like, I'm like, I appreciate that. They be like, yeah, so what you about to do? I'll be like, no, I was proud of you. Dreamville festival. Cause they was it was some people boy asses a while when homie pulled up with the shirtless. I mean, the sleeveless shirt. Yeah. He's like, cause I can pick. I put it on around me. I said, damn, but at six areas of the mountain, you know, that nigga literally has armpit right here. I would have mad cause my shirt was so wet because I was sweating so hard. I was like, God damn, it's just gang at this point. That's what we a group though. I'm sure that's like that with everybody though. Everybody just saying, you know, Barbie social though. You know that Barbie was social on tour. People fuck. Yeah. I appreciate Barbie was kissing. Kissing. Nobody. No, I didn't kiss. No, you ain't kiss. But he on the team. I didn't kiss. Me. Nobody on the cheek. Barbie probably lied if he liked it. Barbie, you ain't kissing. They didn't say that. They just said, they didn't say. You get one on the cheek and you took a game one on the cheek and took the picture. I said, Barbie is crazy. Barbie, you kiss a nigga on road. I don't recall that. Barbie did say the first date. She can go out of town and she's. All right, DJ, what videos we got? Cause here they go. The video. A kiss on the cheek is safe, but I don't remember doing it. You did. Then right after that, you kiss them on the cheek and then the line got longer because then the girl was like, I only came here to take a picture with Barbie. And then the shorty came in New York. Now this is when we was in Atlanta. Today's show is brought to you by our presented sponsor, hard rock bet, Florida sports book. It's turning time. My favorite thing to do this time of year is fill out my bracket. So join me in a volume contest presented by hard rock bet. I met a grand prize winner was a two night stay at the Qatar hotel at similar hard rock hotel and casino in Hollywood, Florida. 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By now, install or see 3.co.uk. Unlimited 24 month light plan, proof of switching required based on Uclus B test intelligence data to age 2025, all rights reserved, subject to credit checks and terms. That was because remember, we were scared we were going to get out. We was trying to like leave the remember, we were like, we all allowed to try to get out of here. Damn, I forgot. Oh, shit. You're right. You kissed you on the cheek and I was like, what the fuck? We are looking at you kiss me on the cheek or I kissed him on the cheek. But you kissed him on the cheek. OK, I don't recall. And you were just being nice. And I was like, damn, Barbie really a star. And I was like, but damn, she got a little bit of a yeah. Then dude was like, we only can take a picture with Barbie. Now I'm a little fucking nigga with the fuck you over here for. Go on. All right. That was lit though. Man, now it's lit. My friend is about Barbie shit now is like to see the random shit. They say your comments be fucking hilarious now. They be on her ass. Yes, they say anything. You know how many niggas DM me and said, Barbie really don't got no. You I really don't got no. What it was like her real her life is really fucked up, man. You're right. It is. I was like, what is it? I'm not saying you just like you have a dark life. You got a dark past. I don't even say no. You say that all the time. He does. Look at him. They don't believe about the kids. He's like a lot. When you reposted your shirt and homie said Barbie and fuck with you, but this ain't your best shirt. I said that's like, damn, I was cute. I had a little Bonita shirt on. It was just a little floor. Shari has some little hangings on the sleeves. They ate my shirt. They said this ain't your best shirt. I still fuck with you. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm in bro. I can't be in the comma. It'd be too. My DM. I put it in here. One day he's saying to you, you fucking up. Oh, yeah. The comments get wicked. Huh? They always talk about this. Baby mama's baby mama's. I'm tired of you. It's high. Yeah, that's not true. That's not why they sing. They like be him was right. Damn, I never said that. But we here is always. He got a fourth round picks and stuff. They ate this. Yes, they ate that. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. When I called you up for the fifth round piece, I didn't mean for that to hit all these blocks. Yes. I wasn't saying it like that because this is how foul the Internet is. What I was saying was I said, even Tom Brady was the last pick in the draft. Yeah, you still special. Why you I said I got a lot of life left in y'all, bro. The tank is not empty, bro. You know what I'm saying? Refuel and get right. And they matter of fact, y'all electric. Y'all charge about the crib. Yes. I wouldn't be in Tesla right now. Oh, and BBL gang. Yeah, so y'all. BBL gang. Yeah. I heard that conversation. I was I was listening to some of the data is talking about BBL. They was like, is it out of style or like people not fucking with it no more? I think BBL, the BBL trend has kind of gone to a day out a little bit. You think BBL is on T on T shit? The young hose is going natural. How you feel about BBL? It's funny because if you see all the real house, I'm gonna be 50 with BBLs. The young girls, they give BBLs, they're working out. Yeah. So are you anti BBL? Ah, shit, if you can make it make sense. I'll be inside the Amazon Chamber. Yeah, go get in that motherfucker. Yeah, I want you to go through the whole process. Yeah, Jeff wants you to go from start to finish. I'm saying if your confidence is shattered, I say BBL up. But if you cool with your body, man, your body and regular body is cool. Jeff make natural bodies just, you know, seem crazy. Fuckin' my life. Well, no, I don't. Because you always say, she'll be cool, throw some titties on her. Yeah. I bet she got it. I mean, he don't say she's. What, what Dirk say? And if she leave, give me the position. This is how he don't be looking at women like that. I'm not saying I'm not saying. When he does, it'd be like. I don't. But I'm saying we just see somebody. When I was younger, when I was younger. Yeah, I'm saying when we just could be anywhere, though, we could see him up for he blight. Hey, we can see him up for gone to even he blight. If a nigga threw a motherfucker on. Oh, I do this. I ain't gonna say her name. We saw motherfucking Vegas performing. She's a star now. I said we're not gonna say no name. OK, but this is some real shit. She's a star. I swear to God, she's a star. Big star. This nigga said we see her at her worst. Fresh off the streets, kicked her crocs off. And Jaya's nightclub. Oh, God, no gas, no luck. It's a. Who is my witness? This nigga's first thing he says. Robots to get her right, get her body right, get her teeth right, get her. You feel me? So you about build a bitch. I was back and he built a store. He built one. Now she's happy. She's in a relationship. Shouts to the flannel. Yeah, you know, I'm saying. No, for sure. Yeah, man, it's only right. Sometimes sometimes you just need the revisions. You got to see the video. OK, just say like this rapper or just entertainment period. Do you think girls need a little enhancement if they just regular? Just say she's cute with a regular body. I don't think you need it. I don't say you need it, but it's like you don't. At this point, we don't even know. Yeah, I'm up for good. Do some shit we won't even know. Yeah. And unfortunately, it's so many situations where people have to look apart, even if they super talented. So I can see the pressure like one to do it or have disrespect to her husband. But like Zendaya is really pretty. I would never say Zendaya. You need to throw some D's on that. I just be like, but if you. OK, I'm going to see. Let's go. We don't need him. She's pretty. She is. Nobody ever said, oh, no, more. You have a racial label. I have a record label. Say we don't give you a record label. Oh, my God. You got a Barbie sugar. Could have been a dope artist. She is a motherfucking booger, but she is a fire artist. Oh, you ugly. You gotta tell that. I mean, I'm just there. Are you going to fix her body first? Are you going to try to fix her lips? Or what are you going to do? You go and do the whole process. Yeah, it's like it'll be a whole process because sex sales. So yeah, so if she's shot, though, I'm saying shot. I'm gonna be both right. If you put some clothes on it, it's gonna still be a. You still shot. Yeah, she got to get that body done. Like, yeah, my fuck, I get the upgrade. What's your beauty is black? I'm all about. You can fix your teeth. I'm gonna upgrade everything. Also, before you go to the vanirin, go to this. Yeah, we got to get the cat. These right. Then we go to this and let that nigga let the strong guy over. We're talking about this tonight. We're talking about this. But let the strongest Dennis in that motherfucker punch every two. I mean, because if I'm building a motherfucker, why are you about you start with a T. He build a bitch. OK, let's hear all respect to the women. I'm starting with your teeth first. Very important. I think that's the most important thing. So you spend a fifty thousand on teeth. God damn. Is that how much it cost? You get married to a bunch of you ain't gonna live with the. I mean, she got. Met a guy for the D.R. Strictly, Paul Wild Grill on her. God damn. Now you go on. All right. So 20 K. All right, there it is. All right. 20 K on the grill. Twenty K on my grill. Is how much it cost to them where you go. Now. It ain't that's the thing. I don't think it's not that. I'm fine. I don't know how to go. If you're gonna love them, they might come back with the chip. Yeah, you you might never come. Never mind. Shout to my nigga, bro. We know somebody. We know somebody who did what. I said 16. What's a Columbia? Oh. He said it. Oh. Oh, so he's. I wish there was a little moment like this. Yeah, come come Mike's Mike, but that's my foot. What's a Columbia? All right, you don't let me ask you because you have you. You ever got your teeth done? So let me ask you. Do you like you got to go to the dentist and shit, right? So you got to go to the dentist and shit, right? I'm saying, what if your shit get fucked up? Like from the teeth in Columbia, where you going now? Come back to America. I'm not saying you ain't got money to go to Columbia, but I'm like, damn, but if you let's say your tooth fell out right now, were you? So they're gonna put on Michigan. Shall I tell you your random to be right? Oh, God, my time. Me. You might have to get a hold of me. But what if you got your veneers from Columbia? Who gonna give you a new tooth? Jeff, they sell teeth everywhere. But how they gonna match it up? We got to wrap this up. If you go get a new tooth, let's go. I'm on teeth. There we go. Second block. T first, I'm not really a tittie guy. I can pass on the titties. They're a nice upgrade. I know you. I know you're a breast bull, full breast. Oh, I'm a triple me. Yeah. It was the first teeth. Yeah, respect. First teeth, all teeth. I'm a go. I'm gonna see how you do with the teeth and the brand new teeth and butt and a new sew in. Okay. I'm gonna say that word. So is it? People still getting that? Yes, nigga. What the fuck? What are you? It's lit. They get wheezed more than sewings, but it's still something. The area is free. I ain't dying. It's not. I'm never gonna die. But I saw hay, love, sex, and every day that's ruled in the day. I thought the wigs were still going. I thought the wigs were going. But it depends. She got like Nigerian hair. No offense, bro. But if she got like force hair, I'm saying. Nigga, you got Nigerian hair too. I'm saying, but my ancestors. My lay down. Me. I'm just gonna lay down. I'm saying you got to put a wig on her. OK. And then I go from there, bro. So you do you ain't throwing no tits? You throwing some ass back there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we got to sit. What the fuck? What they doing in the back? Yeah. Are you saying that? You're pumping. Lipo with the ass. Oh, they're going to kill us for this. Oh, God. I love this show. I'm just glad we're here. No, yeah, we're just playing. Barbie and shit. Barbie and shit. I agree. Yeah. You know, I wasn't sitting so bad. She's like fucking. I want some titties, son. I want some. Why you want to go for it? I want him to sit up. I breastfed my son for two damn years. Let's have a pancake. Yeah. Let's bring the litter. They can pull the filler out of my. They just like cow. Cow. You got milk. What's your size? We can go back to that video. I want him to be up here. All right. While we're here, Barbie, how old is that? That's crazy. Who's she? Who's she doing? Bicep curls. She's in the Alphadine. Rishman. Alphadine. I've got a white eye. We glad you love us. Good. Chops of Barbie. We lost today. I'll give a fuck. Come on. I'm really mad. What's this for? All right, Barbie. Apparently Houston is now the spring break spot, but they said it was too old to be going on spring break. We can play this clip because us growing up, it was Miami, Panama. It's like Daytona. Yeah. Apparently it's Houston now. Okay, let's see what's going on. Everybody 30 plus down there. I guess how old is too old to be on spring break? If you are out of college, it's too old. Out of college is too old. If you people's lives got spring breaks. Right. Exactly. A lot of these niggas probably don't have a job, respectively. Yeah, but if the clubs is lit still though, they're not going to college parties, bro. H-town is a different... H-town is a different... If this city be here, it's making a move. But to be taken out of there, you going to spring break is crazy at 30 plus. Yeah, but I'm saying H-town is always lit, respectively. It is. Sakai is going to be fat this weekend, next weekend. Cam's going to be fat this weekend, next weekend. Address is going to be fat this weekend. Oh, it is. Next weekend. Damn, nigga. Social justice is going to be fat this weekend. Next weekend. Shout out to my girl, Molo. You know, I'm sorry. That's the gang, for sure. That's the gang. She keeps shit lit. So, Houston, respectively, it's a little different. But that was mad. They were just like, let the young boys cook 30 rows of jobs out here, schoolin' up all the young girls. Do y'all enjoy going to the club? Now, no. I haven't enjoyed the club in a long time. Barbie, do you enjoy going to the club? I don't. That's a lie. When I'm there, I have to laugh. But I'm not going to let you lie on here. No, I really don't like going out. But once I get there, I'm having a grand fucking time. I'm here. I'm early when I was here last time and I'm not going out with you anymore. Damn. I'm not your security. You didn't secure us. Yeah. You're right. I didn't feel that way. Y'all was so turn and we talked about it before. Y'all really have a really good time. I do. Once I get outside. And I'm not built for love. You got to give us a chance at the time. It's different. Once in a club, women's like more responsibility because you want to make sure they say that. They're gonna play defense. And now I'm nothing on like caring about y'all. Like thanks. Like I'm just being real. We have to protect them though. If they I mean, yeah, but I was nothing on caring about them. The Indianapolis like me this time to me. I'm like, I don't care. I'm like, why are people even going up to him? Yeah, I'm like, I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know them. I had a right here in Coutinho. I said, bro, please put your social media in your profile bio because niggas keep asking. What is your social media? What's your DMs? What's your DMs look like? My DMs is crazy. They lit. They lit. What they be saying in there? They I got a couple trips booked. I'm gonna say not. But now people are lit in the DMs. It's that see Lashley was downstairs. She didn't have her DMs. It was now it's lit. It's lit. Yeah, I remember you was like, you have to get your own show. I didn't have a job. Yeah, I can't understand. You get any blue checks yet? Yeah, I have. Oh, I have three inboxes. It's crazy. Wow. So it's like it's like a request and then general. And then another one like primary. I'll be real. If you are in the request general and VIP, you were trying to find a mid major. What are your DMs look like yours? They lit or your DMs lit. That was the answer right there. So Katrina DMs slap. This niggas didn't hurt a whole I tenor. Oh, no, somebody sent her a tenor elaborate. Tell them what she has in mind. You have to tell us. I don't remember what all it was, but he basically was like he was going to pay her for her time, spend a black truck, massages, dinner. I was going to say that. Oh, yeah, he was going to give her half up front. He wanted to do massages, dinner, pick her up in a black car. He just wanted her for the whole day. This is Nigeria. She didn't. Did she respond? Yeah, I think they go with denim and thong sandals. You get back in like you did in the show. Yeah, he said he's going to send a back in like it's a show. And they got a Hawaiian shirt on and his motherfucking profile. And his toes out. The shot that nigga toes out. He wanted he wanted to give her $1,500 for today. What are your DMs look like? He definitely a scammer. Huh? Motion. Motion, baby. You got motion in your DMs. Yeah, we are that motion. Be safe. I think a purple says we got them blue checks in that bitch. Y'all got blue checks in yours? They been having blue checks in theirs. Oh, did you? I was thinking. Yeah, right? All right. I had a few before, but not like this. I'm saying though, like what is a of those DMs, blue check DMs different than the general mission DMs? They come straight through my Instagram know was good. Oh my God. They moving people that even you know. Yeah, they come through priority. Dr. DeBett. Wow. The real best check. Instagram know was good. That way we are different. Boy, that one check. Wow. Priority. Oh, really? Recently. I'm proud of y'all. For real. I ain't gonna scroll. I got a question for y'all. No, they will fucking suck. So I'm gonna say Patty's Day. What's a better day to get drunk? Say Patty's Day or Cinco de Mayo? Cinco de Mayo. Come on, man. You already know what I'm going with. What's my name? Oh, no. Oh, they call me that too. Señor de Marcos. What do you do on St. Patrick's Day? Shit, get drunk. I'm not sure. Chicago, if you ain't never been to St. Patrick's Day in Chicago, you miss a ton. The last time I said it, remember we all went over New Creek? Yeah. I ain't never said it, but it's St. Patrick's Day. I feel like that's not one of my hundred. What day is that? That's my Tuesday. It's on the 17th. Is it the 17th every year, I think? 317. 317. It's 317? Yeah, it's Tuesday. Can they celebrate 317 then? Yeah, they haven't been doing stuff in the city the last couple of years. They trying to get it there. Yeah, they have been working. Definitely not in the city. I didn't know that was St. Patrick's Day though. Cause you're not even coming. Shout out to 317. I definitely know that was St. Patrick's Day. What did they do on 317? A lot of local events, stuff like that. So what are you doing on 317? Are you bringing back the... What is the Hendrick's experience coming back? I ain't had a good time in a long time. Yeah, put the pressure on. I lost, so I'm here now. I got a number of times. Don't put your losses on me. The next Hendrick's experience is May 20th. I would try to bring it back like Mayor June for sure. Okay. We're bringing back June. All leading up to the 2026 World Cup. For us, soccer... Football... ...is a story we've shared for over 30 years. Since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team... Very dependable. And I was their most loyal and sometimes only fan. I love this game. I love its history, its hope, its heartbreak, and above all its beauty. Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to the away end with Daniel Auerkon and John Green on the iHeart Radio App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Switching to Virgin Media's lightning fast broadband is easy. We'll handle everything for you. That smooth broadband and smooth switching. Smooth like a walrus on a speedboat, powering through open-feared waters. Yeah, that smooth. Visit virginmedia.com. New customers only. Virgin Fiber Areas, restrictions and credit check supply. No set-up fee, online only, terms apply. Why are we on tour? 528, hands just experienced, baby. We're working on... We're working. We're working on a concert for 528 though. Yeah, but it's the weekend. We got one of my favorite rappers coming. Hopefully. We're going crazy. Better let her hold my hand. Yeah, he is one of my favorite rappers. Respect. I can't believe Wayne is pulling up. Deacon? Yeah. Watching like a soft-haired... We're not talking about... We're talking about Coulda been. Coulda been. Soon she'll show up to the verses. I'm sure he's not coming down. Coulda been. Oh my God, I could die. Have you been watching the New Drusky? It's just so funny. It's like a trauma. Chalks and white being on there. What's crazy. They kept me on this series. I mean, this season, the Drusky has been on these 60-BREAD. Josh and Hernandez, my favorite person on the internet was on there. That show has been fucking hilarious. Every week, it gets crazier. We got to have D-Hen go on there. Has to, bro. Oh, D-Hen. When you get on Drusky, bro, that's going to be one of the greatest moments. We have to make that happen. Drusky and my guys too, man. Shout out to... They showed me a lot of love. I put my boy on there. They shut Georgia Street down one night. Got me in a little trouble, but respect. I like it. It's always good to get in a little trouble. Yeah, for sure. But I want to ask, what are you doing? Cinco de Mayo? Oh, wow. That was cool. I don't. That was pretty racist. No, you like my first Spanish friend. That's pretty racist. I have... My name is DeMarco, so now I'm Spanish. That's Italian actually. No. Pee welcomed you into her world. So you are... Now you are... Now we're bringing in the... You know, we're bringing in the other party. I'm saying do you start off in the morning and then you have to take it on the road? Or do you decorate the house? Do you dress them up? What do you... Wow. I'm just asking. That was a little... That was a low one. That was a low one. I knew why I was smelling quads. Now, do more, but not like this conversation, by the way. Exactly. I don't know how many gifts people get on Quads. I know. I was going to ask you. Is it seven? She's talking about a seven. I didn't hold her in fist though. No, but... I'm not saying... How many gifts you get from Quads? I saw that in your love. I saw it in your love. I didn't like black people. I know they got black. For a single day of my own I literally don't sell a verse. I don't know what's going on. I knew everything y'all do. I got in trouble for Quads, so I can't say nothing else about it. I said I ain't got black. I ain't gonna say I'll... I'll fuck with Quads. I ain't gonna say I'll fuck with Quads. I'll be in a celibacy. I like green. I like Christmas. I'll keep it real. One day. I was... I was pointing something out. My nigga loose back in the week. Hey. Tender. I swear to God I want a tinder bed in a bitch's way. What the fuck are you... What the fuck are you fucking... Saddest fuck over here. Sad... Let's get back to the boy. I'm like... Oh man. Man, ain't going through it right now. They said Kodak Black had these people waiting for like... couple of hours, just we got those days and did, man. A lot of concerts in summer, man. Please. For when you... Come on. Nah, man. I ain't going to... Yeah, man. I love you. It's too much money. And these ticketmaster fees go to yourselves. You y'all there and boys should like that Kodak. Kodak. Playing these people face, bro. I love Kodak, but that... I love Kodak, bro. I ain't gonna lobby that in the fuck... I need a reform, bro. I'm just pouring this into this ticketmaster. Y'all gotta pay me back. What is this people? They was like, and cheering no more after that. Y'all going to this or a Genuine show? Genuine. Oh, Genuine and Kodak? Oh, Genuine. I'm gonna get my money's back. I'm going to Genuine. Because either I'm gonna be single with him or I'm gonna like... This is a snippet, man. I'm going to Kodak, bro. I'm going to Genuine, bro. If you showing up three hours late, you are not going here. I'm leaving. Where you going? Genuine Kodak? Kodak. Says a lot about you. I know. I'm staying. I'm going with Kodak, bro. I'm not saying Genuine do that, bro. Bowel or Kodak? I don't bowel. Bowie. Look, Kodak, do it, bro. Bowel been climbing on tour. He has, he brought a B for the Houston show, too. That was fire. Shout out to Bowel. They said Bowel looked like a SpongeBob mama. Man, this was the AI pick up my niggas, man. That wasn't even him. His head ain't that round? Nah. They call Bowel a bully. I was like, damn, man. Don't do my niggas Bowel like that. That picture looks crazy on tour, man. It does. I said, Bull them braids. Tight as hell, ain't they? He only got braids, dude? He came back on the house. Oh, yeah, he has braids again. No, he got the fire question. He got fire, bro. In the AI picture, he has fire. In the AI picture, for sure. Did they bring in a nigga here that tight? Look at him. Yeah, bro. He's a bull massive. They call him a nigga from real little, I didn't like that, bro. Bro, really? He got bull massive right here. Don't expect my nigga to bow out like that. They touring Lidthal, bro. Every city been tight. Y'all going to be to KTour? I want to. I went to last. I think that'll be dope. Trap, you going to be to K? Kiki, you going to be to K? Mike going with you. I want to ask you a question. I mean, we here. Mike. Was you more of a man of B2K? Or like, pretty Ricky? Pretty Ricky. Taking Mike. Pretty Ricky. Spectacular. I mean, I seen him lately. Spectacular. He look good. Pause. But like, you see him dancing lately? Yeah. The sick to the vocals game. I never did expect Ricky Ricky. One of the best RBI's from all time. For sure. Go ahead. We here. We listening. What y'all y'all do? Young Jack Lidth. Where I go broke like, Jock, he beg baby. That's y'all the young Jock. Uh-huh. Cause he on the tour with him, ain't he? My fuck you just gotta go to the gym now. That'll be that concert that you was talking about. I don't want to put no disrespect on them. But you like, have my first come to a couple songs. Come on. Jock could be perfect. And I ain't gonna lie. Jock first album is fire. On my mom. My city is my city. My city. That's one of my top. Jock for me drinking in Patron. He got a song called Patron. Look at that song. A mon at motherfucking whore. Like me. Niggah. What? No boy magic. No boy. Jock was hard. Jock was hard. Straight out the coffee shop. That ain't the first album. But nigga, I remember we used to play that shit. We was in high school. That shit was weak, but we used to play it. No, shout out to Jock. Jock. That's crazy. One little baby lying, man. Ruined it. All right. She's a gym sucker. I ain't gonna go to the gym a little bit. I didn't see Jock earlier. Let's talk about the gym. Come on buddy. You don't like in shape guys, do you? I do. Yeah, that's what she want. Oh, so you like an in shape guy? I do. Katina likes an in shape guy. Kiki likes bad builds. Kiki don't give a fuck. Kiki said come with a good heart. She shout out. I respect that. A good heart. Whatever you got. Go pocket's full. Okay, you like a money. You like the money grab. We all do. This is our show. Do you? She said this is our show. Money looks. Money? Yeah. Katina, money? Katina, money? Trap, money or look? Money or look? Look at the scale. She wanna go with looks. I'm not happy with that answer. We don't gotta talk to Kiki. She already said that. Yeah. Four pocket's full. Money make an ugly nigga look good. Wow. I blame on his chest like, what are we gonna do today? So why would you put some D's on that? You know what I'm saying? They think an ugly nigga look good because they got money. We have to throw D's on them. You ain't wrong, Kain. You know what I mean? If you're like... I wish I could build a nigga. Wow, how would you... There we go. Time three. You're just about to leave. What's the most important thing? You're just about to leave. You're just about to leave. You're just about to kick you the fuck out. Teeth. Money. No, money. Teeth. Down below. Money teeth down below body. So that's what you were built on. Teeth money wood. Yep, teeth money wood. Body. Looks... yeah. Nice little body. Lift me up. I don't want nobody to be a good nigga. She fast fucking. I don't want a good kid. Hit me over the head, man. Boobs and ass gotta do will be in a good person. So don't do that. We'll talk about physical traits. Okay. You got physical traits. A nice smile. Nice hairline. I can do a bald head man, you know. I can't say. Barb is all alone. Just throw him out. Barb is gonna kind of watch. Throw her out. I don't give a fuck. Just throw him out here. He got a full pocket full. That's it. Longest you can stand on the money. Well, if you're here, gentlemen, please work a second job. If you want to be in love, it's 520 Somewhere. Hey, you all. Mafia members tap in with the game, man. Mafia. B, we appreciate you. Thank you, B. Let's talk real. Just like. Jeff, we are going to WrestleMania. They said this would be your next birthday party entrance. Go ahead and load it up, Mike. It's time home again after this birthday party. Please. I gotta have better music though, but please. As a kid, ah man, as a kid, I would cry. What you think? Ring entrance though. It's fire. Man, what? Oh, God. I'll look at you. That's just right. That's hard, bro. I would cry if a kid could. That's a dope ass parents. No, shout out to the parents, man. And it's crazy because nowadays, Jesus' birthday parties cost so much. I remember we just used to be happy with peace and discovery zone. Now they got fucking flyers. We couldn't go to the discoveries. It cost too much. We had to go to Chuck E. Cheese. I went to the discoveries. Nigga, you was well too, nigga. Kids' birthday parties do is bare minimum for $400 for a room at some of these places. What's worth birthday parties for kids now or prom? Because the price of prom now is like, is this a fucking baby shower? Is this a gender reveal? Why is it so much money to go to prom? Yeah, I don't rather pay for prom though than a birthday party. Why were you here just real fast? Who had an NBA TV to my prom account? What happened? One of y'all had an NBA TV to my prom account. My father, brother. It was you. That's my bad, bro. My father. I was trying to watch the game. My interrupted this beautiful broadcast. Did you cancel it? I didn't cancel it. I was like, what? Damn, nigga, we counting prom CDs. It's crazy. Because I was like, I was like, I was like, we ain't doing that bad. It was 10 out of 10. I am. Sling TV, this is your shout out. We need you because apparently we cannot afford to go to a big game. It was my last game. I was just trying to watch the game because we had 5.20 in the morning because I was just trying to make sure. This nigga is out of pocket. The mic didn't fit on it. It fit the episode. That's crazy. But it was. I tried to get YouTube TV on your shit too. But it just didn't. It didn't. I was in the car because I was going crazy. He'd be locking his car quit. I do. But he wanted to buy him a hot dog here. Where we go? Ain't this a bitch? That's the cheapest thing. Continue to show this. We could eat pizza. That's the cheapest thing to buy. That sounds crazy. Give me the cheapest thing ever. She was thinking about eating as wild. That is wild. Go ahead and play this. The square up shout out. They be walking to the teachers to tell these niggas to square up. You can have a good finger. You can niggas shooting. Punch us in the same punch. That boy put his palms up. That nigga said that. That's my call to cops. Kusick, this shirt. Trying to get on the hose. That's a teacher. My niggas start. Squaring. This must be an international school. That nigga did karate. I guess a boy in a roundhouse and shit out with him kids. Bro, you're going to break up a fight quick. You can tell he ain't 10 by agency. Me. 10 by agency swag. So the security was in my first party. He gave me a... He thought I was going to hit him. I give you a gun. Knocked the lens out the... Oh yeah, she get her ass whooped. Niggas, she did the... What's them shake weights, man? She started dancing. Girl. Square up. When security got on gloves. Yeah, he definitely just came home. Where's the green corals? Well, we just drink these. I need a novel. We're talking to the hilarious, man. They do everything but harass these fucking teachers at school, man. Learn something at school. Yeah, I ain't going to lie. We went to school. Our teachers mean as fuck. Yeah, but we walking one of our teachers with the camera. Smacked the shirt, that camera phone, bro. And us, damn it. All right, my teacher telling me every day. But shout out to one of my teachers, man. I don't want to keep shouting him out. But he was the first one to tell me, this is funniest fuck. He was like, yeah, my finger was fucked up. And he was like, yeah, what are you going to do now? And I was like, what do you mean? He was like, you're going to hit it from the back, I guess. And I was like, what? He was like, yeah, you got a usual left hand. You're a teacher, say that? I don't know. It was funniest fuck. Yeah, I grew up dark. He was like, what are you going to do now? But I was like, what? He was like, yeah, now you got to hit it from the back with the left hand. I was throwing a rolling cut. I left his foot, he was fucked. I ain't going to shout at you because he was cool. He gave me an A and I ain't going to class. He was cool as fuck. Please don't shout at me. I'm not, but he was cool as fuck. I had a high. He got like a 96 A. I went to class like twice. I was like, he's probably a superintendent somewhere. I'm not going to tell who he was, but like, shout's a real one. So I had to retake his class because I had to see when I was young. Well, I think I'd taken my sophomore year, had to see. Mm hmm. So my senior year, obviously I was going to, I was picking him. He went to Indiana, so I was picking between. I told him I was picking between IU and Wake Forest. And I was like, man, I really want to go to IU, but I got to get A in this class. He was like, what the fuck it's done? You don't have to say yeah, man. I'm going to be a hoosier for life, baby. He was like, what? You and Eric, we're going to win it all. I was like, yeah, you are. And I played that shit the whole year. Have you picked? I picked in September. I was in his class and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm still thinking about Indiana. He was like, what? That's what he said that shit. He was like, I was like, man, I heard my thumb in the game. He was like, what are you going to do? Man. I was like, I don't know. You got to hit it from the back now. I was like, what's that? He was like, what's your laugh? He's like, that's a good one. Was that a good one? That's a good one. Yeah. HR. I'm sure. The fuck. It's crazy, man. Shout to him, man. I'm not going to say his name because he was a good guy to me. Nah, man, shout to him. Yo, the devil man. That is crazy. Go ahead. This is for be him, man. You guys talking about the cane on here. Legendary classic interview. Oh, this is wow. I look good. Feel good. And from and at all this trouble began. Live right out on breath. Nothing wrong at all. Not many difficulties, but you're out on bonds. No, not. Have all the charges been dropped? And I don't know. What's making that the fool? BV. One of the best interviews of all time. You and your wife have had a problem. Are the two being able to work this out? That's not like a new leaf. You think you don't want to talk about what happened? No, I don't. No, we do. What are you leaving? We're leaving tomorrow. And where are you going? We'll be real in the narrow and sound bottles. You know, your fans will have read all about this. James, aren't you concerned about that? You're just going to move you. No, not this guy. I'm not going to say it because it's not something. And his hair done. And what are you going to say to your fans? Nothing to sleep because he looks like a big freak. We can stop. I think it kind of a start dancing interview because. I really want to like this. He got like a documentary or something. Yeah, movie. Yeah, he do. I want to watch that. Oh, buddy played a pretty bad dog. Oh, check the boss. Yep. Like Black Panther. It's pretty dope. Yeah. He should be good. Oh, I mean, cinema wise, but we find out. He's well. Yeah, pretty, pretty dark. Well, I think I might have to tap in, bro. But that is one of the craziest interviews of all time. I'm sure he's probably got a brand new bag. He's not. I don't love that's not how to do some much, bro. But go ahead. We talked about some of the greatest performances ever. Not this one, but we can play it. Why not? Why not box out lights? Let's get it. Top box rules knock out some of all time. Oh, shit. Him adding the fire effect is hilarious. Oh, my gosh. Spamming the left hand is crazy. Boxing is one of the most dangerous words of all time. I mean, I always wanted to be like, they be tear ACLs and they fall like that, bro. Stop the fucking. Throw in the damn time. Oh, my Lord. I wish Barbie was here. I had to ask, like, what are you going to do? I know it's a sport. Yeah. Like I'll have to shoot him. Damn, bro. Niggas, the niggas that had the niggas in the ropes, niggas after the five. Like, bro, you trying to kill me. Like, I'm in the ropes, bro. I'm out, bro. I'm dead. You're a professional boxer. But I rent this. I keep beating your ass. Are you shaking his hand after that? Yes, bro, because we boxing, it's a sport. When he wake up at six months, he can. You have to be a good sportsman. Brody, I'm here, bro. A nigga on the street killed him. I seen Floyd and him hit niggas and just like, he cooked. I seen Tank be like, hey man, call the fight, bro. He's done it. You know what I mean? He kept swinging. Bro was out cold. He probably had a crazy press conference, bro. You got it. When you in that realm of sport, bro, you just got it. You can't go kill nobody. I got like, bro, that's a motherfucker on the street. He probably did off that shit. We ain't seen bro since, bro. Yeah, I don't know who that was. That's Tommy Morrison. He was in Rocky. He died on some other shit. Yeah, rest in peace. Yeah, boxing, boxing, MMA, that type of shit. I'll leave them type people alone, bro, because everybody's a fucking. He died on some real. He's a bitch. I was bro talking about them. You pressing about the food review. You go look him up. You gonna be like, damn, okay. He flee is MMA. Yeah. I ain't fucking them a different type of different type of people, bro. People box people who hit for a living, bro. They some real gladiators for sure. We talked about this other day on the street ball. Shit. Go ahead, roll it up. Classic time of my life. Yeah. Everybody used to do this shit. Drill with in the mirror. Practicing. He said with it though. They say, yeah, he wouldn't really round. He's too small. Too small. It's supposed to be a 3x. Yeah, it's too. Yeah, it's too small. He won't really. I only think I used to want to do like them was the catwalk shit. Anything else. I don't want to put the training. He a young nigga. It sure is. If you ain't got five X, you ain't right. Catwalk was that shit, but watching them in one mixtape and then like duplicate that stuff with the fire and shit ever try to mimic that shit. I try to do this in the game. It may sense. That's the way you play though. You had a crazy head on the young guy. So yeah, try to know your real best. Well game. People hitting shit. Yeah. To my nigga Lou and field. They know when I was a very nigga. I do anything. And I Harlem shaked in the game. And wipe my shoulder off. Nigga. I thought through a past. In game. In game. I have court. Nigga. I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of the Fault in Our Stars. 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You didn't get subbed. No, nigga. We finished the play, nigga's got hype. It was what he is. And what his kids did there right? Cause they found... Oh, they did that today? They found a Mr. Leia. Two seconds. That was crazy. I would have hollered today. You know I cried. You know I hate where everybody got... I threw the no-look, little lady up. I started Harlem shaking. Oh my God, bro. What the fuck was I doing? You was tripping. That's some shit we do with our niggas on the street. We were smacking somebody too. We was playing Lincoln. Superstar said, yeah, we need the middle school taster. They said they need to see Lou until you go on the court together, man. I wish people had that film, bro. He was nasty. He knew average the most points. I didn't know Lou. What you average in? 13, 14? Yeah, y'all spread it out. He was definitely leading school. I probably average about 8 to 6. Probably like 12 and 8. That is wild, nigga. 5 rebounds. You want to be at the championship play at the highest level, but your favorite members of basketball is hoop and winch on niggas. I think people forget that's really the essence of basketball. That's the funnest time of my life when I play with my friends. When we hoop together, that's all I ever remember. NBA is cool. Obviously, I got the memories. Playing high school with my homeboys. And then to see us coaching together and hanging out with each other all the time. That's crazy. Lose together and shit like that. That's crazy. I know he was going there. Last one was crazy. But I fuck with it because y'all really tap into the community. It's a direct to see the kids. We came from right here. We was in the same situation. We gave y'all the game. We're not trying to take from y'all. We don't have to answer your motives. We really porn into y'all community. What was the situation about Darren Peterson? We were going to head up to Darren Peterson. He was talking about his situation. He has severe cramps. But he's getting full body cramps. Where he's like, we can't move. People are questioning my motives. I'm really be fucked up. What do you think this is going to stop? I don't know what the situation is. I don't know what his medical diagnosis is. He's talking about body. Damn. A lot of cramps come from dehydration. What I'm saying is, because he said he don't eat certain shit. He only likes some crazy ass diet or something. You might have to change your diet. That's what I'm saying. You might have to change your diet. You might have to eat some meat and drink some more water. You might have to eat some meat and drink some more water. You might have to do that. They said he was on a crazy diet. But that's not... Hydration focus. I'm about to say, I know a little something. But that's very alarming for an NBA team. We played 48 minutes. They asked you to play 34, 32. And you're cramping up. And you're not... He's not even playing 32. He's playing 20. My... That's very... I don't think I would voice that. I wouldn't say it would work. I would let the narrative be the narrative. Yes. I would have came up to them. I would have started playing 32 minutes like he's doing lately. Yeah. Played my game. I wouldn't say nothing. I was dealing with hamstring issues, whatever it was. But like, yeah, I cramped. But like, when you say shit like this, people are like... Yeah, that's... The talent is there. But I think taking Asia right now has to be number one. Because if you take him and you have somewhat of an inkling of this, and like... That's a tough problem. The NBA has already experienced it enough with... Shit. Greg Oden just people that's not throw a bro name under the bus. But I'm saying people would deal with injuries coming into the NBA. Johnson Bender for some people. Yeah, that's some severe shit. So that would kind of scare them off. Especially when they try to invest 100 million. And you put that in. AJ, the bands would play 40 minutes and puttin' on their show. Yeah, bro. I wouldn't... That's bad PR. I'm nothin'. Yeah, but like you said, Eleon, he shouldn't be in college. Nah, he should be out of high school for sure. Yeah. Now, granted, the NBA ain't just gonna solve your medical issues all of a sudden if that's really what it is. But they do a better job. You got way better... No disrespect to Kansas. I don't know the medical stuff. I didn't go to Kansas. But I'm not fuckin' gonna tell you, hey, brother, you probably need to eat this. You probably need to drink this. Yes. Probably your best interest, because nigga, we are invested in you. Yeah. I'm not saying Kansas is not invested in me. Obviously, they probably gave him a lot of money to be at Kansas. Yeah. But shit, and he ain't gonna be crimping like that in NBA. Nah, nah, nah. If that's what's causing him to stop playin', yeah, in the NBA, he gonna be go- I don't even know what team he go to, actually. Yeah. That's premium shit all across the board, bro. Yeah, they gonna do it, bro. Like, off on board. That plug you up, boy. I'm gonna tell the stories to other people. Like, when I couldn't find what was wrong with my foot, and they took me to that doctor and put all that shit in me, and they showed me everything that was ever wrong with me. Like, nigga. What you mean? They took you to the doctor. They put this blue shit in your veins, right? Yeah. Maybe you can tell me again, I don't know what it is, but they put it in your veins, but it showed everything, like, the shit you can't see. Yeah. And it showed you everything. So, like, I didn't find my knee immediately, like, oh, shit. You're like in cartilage, and I'm like, I didn't come in for that. Maybe for my foot. But now it was alarming, like, like, they told me, like, this, that left one gonna give out. Like, you better start, you gonna have to get your glute stronger, this is gonna eventually give out. And it did exactly what they said. Damn, bro. You know what I mean? Like, you ain't gonna have no cartilage right there. That cartilage is hanging on by a thread. That is crazy. That was like the worst testing you could do. Like, Minnesota, shout out to them, they good people, they literally told me, because I was like, man, something wrong with my foot. It was a, I had a big ass cyst on the top, like, in between my bones and my top of my foot. Yeah. They couldn't find it, so they had to end up draining it, all this stuff. I had to go to sleep all this stuff. And they told me, like, this test that we're doing is gonna be, like, the worst test that you can do, because it's gonna out-definite everything wrong with you, and it can go forward, it could affect your free agency. Yeah. It was true. Damn, bro. I didn't know that. Yeah, but they found that cyst. No, no, no. I was done for the season. He's gonna be in good hands. I just think you gotta shoot Dahl back on, Dahl back on speaking on that, though, for now, because that is scary. Just because it is scary a lot of teams, you know what I mean? And you are like a highly touted player, and you don't want to fuck up your coins. Yeah, it'd be alright. Yeah, it'd be cool. Because he's looking... When he plays, bro, he's looking real good. I don't know who you take between them three players. I take AJ. AJ, for sure. I see what you're saying, but I'm like, it's so many of these players and I feel like y'all about to see somebody in this March Madness field is gone. There's A-Cup that's putting on shows. Oh, he went crazy. Bro, there's A-Cup Junior, bro. I see the Kinks in Flamin' at 5, and I'm not mad at it. That was B-Hiz number 2 pick. If I need a lead guard, bro, I got to go with that. It don't look. DA is... I'll fuck with him, too. He's literally one of my favorite guards I ever watched in college. Like, he's like, damn, bro, you're an NBA player. He do everything. You're an NBA player, bro. You really don't have too many weaknesses in your game. That's true. You shoot the midi, you get to the basket, you dunk it, you make the right play, you can pass, like, damn, you are super polished. Like, I don't know how much better he can get. You know what I mean? Because it's like, usually when you see a player, you be like, man, he got sharpened up his turnovers, he got to do this, he's so explosive. Like, the Flammies kid, if he start... If he get a 3-ball, you're like, oh, yeah, he feels... 3-level score is going to be up. With this kid, he already shoot the 3 pretty good. He remind me of Dame Lillard. I know we said, everybody said Steph on Marbury, but when Dame came to the league, he was already poised. I think it's his body, Paws, but his sides is why people say Steph. Yeah. Steph already had that damn near stocky build. Yeah, and I ain't saying he shoot the ball as good as Dame. I'm not saying that at all, but it's just like, his poise and how he play the game. They remind me of Dame. Like, when Dame came in as a rookie, you feel like he had been in the league for two or three years. Like, he just was poised. And I feel like that's how he's going to be. Obviously, he's going to have his ups and downs, but like, he just seemed like he'd been here before. Y'all think somebody like Memphis take him? No. That says a lot of Memphis take him or something like that. They'll be in the top five. I don't see him in Atlanta. And I wouldn't be mad if they got him, but... Jalen Johnson? Pull up the mug, Jaff, real quick, Mike, please. I know I always make jokes, but he's a Sacramento. He's going to be in Sacramento. I like that too, and that brings Russ back to be his mentor. Nah, let Russ go, and there's no shade to Russ, but just like, give him the ball. Like, play ball. He's going to be in a fucked up position, but you have to have a lead guard when you restart your franchise. You have to have somebody you hand the ball to. Man, man, that's a hard one to talk about. I love like Brooklyn can hand... Brooklyn just drafted Igor. Yeah, Igor. They don't hand him the ball. I only team I think that's going to hand him the ball. Dallas not going to hand him the ball. Yeah, it's going to Cooper Flycans. That's Cooper. Wait, though. I'm glad Mike pulled that up. That's not bad for him to be the one up there. They don't have one. They don't have a lead guard. I'm not mad that you getting their sake of it all. I like the way... You talking Kingston Flemish? The way Jason Kidd... Jason Kidd like big guards. Like, I could see Michael Brown with Dallas. He like big 6'5", 6'6". You know what I mean? He like to get Fleming. You know what I mean? Like a bigger guard, because that's what he was. I figured Memphis would grab a PG. They got him projected for Michael. But if Darryl A. Kup went to Memphis, they would love him. That's who I had him. I didn't know this drag. But in my mind, as a replacement, and he's not John Moran, they two totally different players, but I'm saying I think that's a good start, for some new... Like you said, any franchise is getting some of these players. You stepping in the right direction, especially getting a solid league. I ain't gonna say slept on, but even not the highest PG we thought was going to be going to the season, you getting a player like that who can shoot, who can move. I mean, unbiased aside, man, Michael Brown's a hell of a player. How tall is Michael? 6'4", 6'5". He got the height. Elite burner, hell of a passer. That's his best attribute. He just not as... He's not NBA ready as Darryl A. Kup. He's gonna be a good player. He's gonna be in that Tyrese Halliburton vibe. 6'5", 6'6", can pass, can shoot it, make plays. He a little more explosive than Tyrese. Athletically. Tyrese is a super dope player. I don't know if he has the same IQ as Tyrese. Can he galvanize the guys? I don't know if he has that. Tyrese can get people to run through a wall for him. Everybody like playing with Tyrese. But Darryl A. Kup is just like NBA ready. You can place him in the game. He's gonna get you at least 15 in. 8. He gonna play the right way. He's a dog. It's a lot of good. That's why I'm so geek for the tournament this year. It's so many good players across the board. You just had 38 or something? Come on, bro. Light work, man. Moving on to the SEC finals as well. Even somebody from 10th grade like they, I'm it. Got killed earlier on the season. Been killing so far the rest of the season, man. Somebody's gonna get a player like that low in the lottery. It's a lot. I'm excited, man. Kala Wilson on where he goes, but somebody's getting a killer in that situation. Looking like he's gonna be top four. Even booze. Somebody's getting a constant professional booze. But I can't wait to see it because like you said the offseason workouts, some people go up and down the draft, but it's gonna be a lot of dope players. This is one of the more exciting drafts that we've been on. This is gonna be the one we talk about 10 years from now. 10 years from now. Yeah, 1000% bro. This is good for the NBA. Yeah, for sure. I'm wrong. Now, last episode, we talked about Lucas 70 point game. They said we did not put enough respect on Joel and B 70 point game. So go ahead, load it up. I ain't mad at it, man. I brought it up. Boy, healthy Joel and B MVP candidate. Yeah, but it ain't even done really to talk about with Joel. We know like he's like that. Yeah, he's MVP. Is it injury that no one's gonna catch him so much flat because he's not on the court as much as we'd like him to be. It's all it is. Joel and B had a healthy NBA career. He'd be the greatest in it all time. It's not even a joke. It'd be between him and Yolkage. And like, It's what he's capable of doing, bro. Yeah, like score 70. He'll be at least, he'll be one and two greatest innings all the time. This video is unreal, bro. Yeah, from a skill standpoint, there's not too many skilled bigs as Joel and B ever. No, bro. If he was healthy, bro, it would be It's development. I It's a joke. Look at this, bro. It's a joke. That's crazy, bro. That's insane. That's a joke. See him at Mount Verde to like, watching this shit is just bro, it's crazy. He was full time healthy, bro. It'd be a joke, bro. I'm always a believer you can't give up on a big. I give up on a guard and a heartbeat, but big. You know why he would be, because he got the post game. Yeah. Now I'm saying Yolkage don't. Yolkage has it too. But he actually like, seven one. Yolkage's not seven four. He might be six, 10, six, 11. He's like a soup. He's a big dude. Real footer. But Yolkage, him and Yolkage would be like, wouldn't he ain't stand a chance again, huh? Oh, no, healthy and B would give Oh, that's that's crazy. Man, turn this shit off. Yeah, man. I know we joke a lot about the sixes and they help over when Joel and B is healthy to play basketball. It's not some people fucking with him, man. He the real deal. Yeah. He's giving to this nigga on the bird. He bring the ball up the court. Double half spin, back court pass. Hey, man. No, Joel and B was fired. One of the ones for short, man. Hey, man, shot Toledo, man. My dog knew music on the way, man. Just drop. I got a crap country, man. Country album. Yeah, man. His twist on it. In the band play. Go ahead, load it up, Mike. My nigga. Come on, man. Got the Rory out here with the hat. Put that motherfucker on. Yeah, shout out to YouTube. Shout out to my boy, man. Shout out to Lito, man. You know, it's all love here, bro. We need to be calling you here soon. Yeah. We need you for some shit, bro. We need a favor. Now, listen, man, y'all can go to Beyoncé, you know what I'm saying? Drivers of the Rodeo, man. I'm gonna support my dog Lito, man, for sure, man. Give me my Walkler Texas Ranger outfit, man. My Chuck Norris fit I ain't gonna put that shit on over there. I fuck with it. I fuck with it. Get you the boots for sure. Speaking of TV, while we're here, some of our dope from it's coming back. I'm very excited. That's one of my favorite shows from we better get some answers to y'all bullshit. I've been on Netflix. War Machine is fire. One of the better movies. Yeah. One of the better movies I've seen in a while. I keep trying to watch it. I ain't. What's it called? It's called War Machine. It took me a second at first to tap in for real for real, but I saw it through. I wasn't disappointed at all. I fell asleep when they was trying to cross the thing with the body. Yeah. Black dude, they got shot. And my problem with this is, well, of course, but like when you gotta do a group mission with some dumbass people, that's like I feel his pain because like it's some dumbass people that like fucked up the place. It's just like, if you fall online, you'll get through. But this was tough, bro. War Machine is a good movie. I was a little reluctant, but it was fire. I gotta see the Tiktok Killer. That's on my next to-do list on Netflix. I watched that. Was it fire? Yeah, it's cool. Okay. Might be Chris Middleton. I'm gonna give this man anyway. Just to see what's up. Yeah. I'm so happy that they are like WrestleMania and all the wrestling shit on the whole. WrestleMania is like, yeah. I watched those. I was like, damn, I can unsubscribe to Peacock now. Wacked. Yeah, I didn't got all Peacock. Oh, they streamed the service. Tap in. But that's what the rest of the archive was. It just moved on there now. Yeah. So now it's on Netflix. I'm good. Yeah, Netflix literally got everything. Did you see Triple H say that this era is better than the Attitude Era? Yeah. He's lying. And I understand why because this is his job. This is right now. It's not. And you can't say that with nostalgia, but there's nothing that's going to touch Attitude Era. I don't do that. The marketing. And I like this era, but no. The marketing is just different. The timing, which you could get away with back then and the stuff that they was on when you build something like that, bro, that could keep that's the problem. And I know we, you know, we love wrestling to death. I just think they were bigger. Yeah, don't bear with me. I just think they were bigger stars back then, bro. Yeah. Then now. Well, you had to rush to the TV to see that stuff. We weren't as accessible to those stars like we are now with social media. A whole bunch of other stuff. We was full of Undertaker Stone Cold. Everybody had a Stone Cold. Fucking ultimate. Go back to Ultimate Warrior Sting. And I ain't even watched shit like that, bro. And I noticed I had the video game like type shit. So it's different. They start different. It was just the level like even when they come back. Yeah, it's definitely different. You know what I mean? Y'all are huge wrestling fans, but when Undertaker walked in, I had a really look at him like, bro, I really watched you as seven, eight years old, bro. Like you and Kane going crazy. Niggas thought that was real brothers, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like who's dumb kids, but still bro, I love when we go to WrestleMania and just all the shit with wrestling. That's why it's dope to me because I be looking at the kids like when we just went to Raw, I'm like, bro, these little kids is looking at this shit. How I was looking at him, bro. They think this shit is everything to them, bro. They don't give a fuck about nothing else in the world. Niggas just missed for your dad to bring you niggas to a Raw event and you sitting damn near can grab the stage, bro, and seeing your favorite wrestlers. They don't even feel like they're going to a basketball game, bro. Fuck no. Nah, bro. The experience is different, bro. When Jeff Rollins came in that ring, watch that whole kid. I was like, bro, you made a light memory. Niggas reached out and grabbed his arm. That nigga mama could have left his day that day. You can't never say nothing wrong about his daddy ever again. He was never with mom. You ain't taking me to Raw. Paul was there. His son was ecstatic, bro. Yeah, bro. That shit is different. This belief. That wrestling nostalgia, bro, is thick as a nun, bro. My nigga king was in there. He came back and he benched 315 to Niggas was so high. He was so high from wrestling and then came and hit 315. That's fire. Nah, man. The vibe. His nigga be doing a 25 dumbbells. Am I lying, Lou? Niggas doing a 315 dumbbells. That's crazy, man. He about to p in that cup like, bam, out of bio, boy. You come back next to that and type improvements. Oh, god. That's right. Alright, we can play some more. Get out of here. This is this dude. His bike is in the neighborhood and the dog has been chasing him. Apparently, he decides to up the scope. Go ahead and play it, Mike. It's okay to show. It's okay to show. You know, Niggas, you say something about dog, but on the hill. Yeah, they're not getting harmed at any point. Okay, I'm gonna say. Well, that's God saying we ain't playing X, we ain't gonna get fired, man. Yeah, I got chased by a dog before. Nope. I ain't talking about no dog. I ain't talking about no dog. We used to talk with the dogs though. I ain't saying nothing about dogs. Shout out to my nigga Trayman. He a male man. Got bit by a dog. And he got to sit down for six months. Damn. Yeah. My nigga Trayman. Thanks, bro. Tore my nigga leg up. Yeah, he start prepping spring dogs on his journey home. Ah, yeah, see, we came shoulder to shoulder. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, I'm not. Nah, I'm not. I said, bro, where do you live? You just have to ride against dogs every day. Obviously, something's wrong, bro. Yeah, I've been talking about dog before, but I had one of my bus stop. He was vicious bull. I used to have to hit that zigzag. You know, Ricky. I think he ain't. I think he ain't African. Yeah, they're Rose, bro. You're welcome, man. All right, for him, get out here and be here. Some of the people that grab some merch here, bro. StopClub520.com, baby. None of us, man. Shout out to Boo's Mubble family. We tapped in. Shout out to Hard Rock Bed. We cooking up all March Madness. Shout out to StockX. Dunk Contest. We will be hosting in the city. Slim Dunk Contest, college edition, 520 in the building. Shout out to BlackFX Podcast Festival, man. April 25th, we in there. Teague Hometown, Atlanta. Live show of 520. Some other dope people. We can't wait to see y'all. We'll catch y'all next time. 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