Women's Wolf Haircut

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Trying to see the exact right way to put these headphones on. Sorry, Shades Day. Shades Day. Jake, have you got shades? Do you have clip-on shades? Do you have glasses? I'm sorry. These are transitions, actually. Ooh, ooh. They do become sunglasses now. They're not just when you need to be cool like now. Right, like us. Right now, we're being fucking so cool. Jacob, look over here. Now look over there. No, he's not being cool when he's messing with his chain to nowhere. No. Now be cool. It was this. Ooh. Is this cool? I don't even know if I care. How cool are you? How cool? Because you're cool. Cool people don't care. I don't know if I give a shit. I like it. What's up? I like yours. You have the Bono shades. The tint. I have a fade. Yeah. Or, as I like to say, ombre. What are you saying? I have an asshole? Yours are full sunglasses. Yeah. Bobby's are... A little one-touch cooler. Bobby's got a leather jacket to make up for the lack of cool glasses, too. I do. And to hide my side fat on a t-shirt. I'm wearing silly gloves, so I need dark glasses. We were comparing Jake up to, what's his name? Jordan. Jordan Slansky? Jordan Slansky. Slansky on Conan. He's our Jordan Slansky. He does look a lot like him. He looks like him and he acts like him because he's very serious about the things he likes. We brought up Japan and we were like, we should go to Japan with Jacob and ruin it and not bow. He goes, you have to bow. Jacob's like, you have to bow. Yeah. Jacob's definitely tucking in his button-down shirt on a Sunday kind of guy. He's not going to bring in the noise and bring in the funk wherever he goes, the way you hope. No, he's going to honor the Japanese tradition to the tee. I'm a sloth on my apartment. I don't get out of my sweatpants. Oh, in your apartment, yeah, that's fair enough. I would love to just put a ring camera in Jacob's apartment for a weekend. Yeah. Just so we could all watch him like a zoo type thing. Watch him traverse the side of his bed to get on top of it so he can masturbate. Bobby, you've literally done everything that I do in a weekend. You've done the band workout with me. That's it. I didn't cry in a bed alone. No. I didn't do that. Why don't you look in the prostitutes? Yes. I don't want to be. This might just be the sunglasses talking. I think you should think of us in prostitutes. I see a prostitute. Get him over, ask him for their family rate. I winked, you can't tell. I say get a prostitute and a trampoline so you don't have to climb on the bed. You can vault. You can vault onto the bed. Have you thought about vaulting onto your bed at night? That might bring some fun into the house. It's not high mattress. Yeah. You can vault onto a prostitute. How cool would that be? I do have to hop up. But you won't have to if we get you this trampoline. You're going to have to get the prostitute. Or we'll get the prostitute, you get the trampoline. Or me and Bobby get split the cost of both. Either way this weekend I want you fucking a prostitute or a trampoline. Are you in or you out? I can't do the prostitute. We need an answer now, Jacob. I'm sorry. If we pay for it, listen. This guy hates fun and pussy. What if we get him a girlfriend experience with a girl you won't even know. You won't even know. You'll know. I'll know in a second. You'll know. When she takes her wig off and puts it on a lamp. A strange hot girl just comes up to me and is immediately interested in me. In a dress, way overdressed for the situation of bumping into you in Astoria. She's got dirty fingernails. Oh, I also go to this bodega to buy protein. Oh, funny seeing you here. I'm also here to buy a weird drink. I love kale. Just kale. I love just kale. Or Jacob Fuggy falls and he starts seeing the dream weaver fog when she goes, it's a cheat day. So I'm getting some grape nuts. Dream weaver. I believe you can keep it through the night. I would know in a second if for some reason an unusually attractive woman just started talking with me. I don't know what kind of money you think they're paying us over here, but I don't know how unusually attractive she's going to be. She's going to be pretty mediocre for Queens. You're going to get a Queen 6. She's going to be a 40 with a faded Bam Bam tattoo on her titty. Yeah, you're going to get a Queen 6 or a Tampa 8. Let me ask you a question. She's going to be wearing some type of panther material too, by the way. Yeah. Some Jaguar shirt blouse. Oh, some really tacky as shit. Yeah, she's definitely going to have some black dude's name on her butt. I wanted to have dry lips, but heavily lipsticked. So you see every red line. But the lipstick's in her teeth too because she did have lunch. It's also a little on her teeth. Hey, let me ask you a question. Is there a movie? Wasn't there a movie where somebody did that but they fell it? Was there? Is like the girl fell in love with him? Is that a movie? True romance. Oh yeah. I couldn't believe it's what he was asking. We've made this reference to this situation before. I'm sorry. Hey bro, listen man. You get Alabama. I've only had one sip of my body brain coffee today. So it only got your body. It hasn't hit the brain yet. It hasn't hit the brain dude. Got you. Take that brain sip. There he is. What's up man? Now he's back in the game. My favorite movie too. Body Brain? Yeah. Dude, yesterday I couldn't remember the town I live in in Hampshire. New Hampshire. I was trying to, like, I like to go to the real estate app and just look at houses. Willow? I go to, it's called Realtor. Okay. I go, I like, but I like Realtor a little better. Okay. It's just, the functionality, Jay, is a little better. Yeah. And I do love saying the word functionality. I like that too. I like hearing it come out of your mouth. Functionality. Yeah. And I was trying to go to this place and I'm like, where do we, what's the town I live in in fucking, I couldn't come up with it. I couldn't fucking. Do you have it now? I have it now. It's the lake, right? Lake. Well, it's one of the lakes, but it's the town on the lake because I like to look to see if anything's, you know, so somebody died. You know, there's a lot of old people up there. You trying to take over a property? I'd love to take over someone's property. Yeah. What are you going to do with your tiny house? Making a shed? I got, I want, I want another piece of land up there. I want land. I want like 50 acres. I want to like go up there on another, like an ATV or dirt bikes or camp out on it, hunt on it. I want a piece of land. I want real land. You know what I mean? Jay, because man, I want, I want land. You keep saying that, but the, the answer to the next question can't just be the same answer. Because I want to, I want to be able to go on my land and camp on it, hike it. Work it. I don't want to work it. I'm not going to fucking. I'm not going to work on that. I'm not going to do like crops and shit. I just want to be able to go and camp on it, hunt on it, dirt bike on it, make a trail, you know, just have a nice piece of land. You know, everything you named was something you do when you are, what's the nice way to say this Lou? Substantially younger than you are? No. You're going to fuck yourself up on an ATV so bad, you're never going back to your land again. And you're going to try to sell it back to the engines. And I call them engines still. I haven't forgiven them. You shouldn't. They were savages. Right? They were. Why did they get such a pass? Yeah. We stole their land and took all their stuff. Yeah. We, we actually wound up beating them because we used their tactics. Yeah. You know that, Jacob? We used to get savaged, defeat a savage. Yeah, dude. We were fighting and we'd slap them in the face with a white glove and they'd just stab us. And then eventually we just said, hey guys, three dog knights playing in the lion's den at this casino. You guys want to own it? And they went, yes. Ha. No, the first they went, first they went how? How? At your land. At your land. We're going to have Vince Neil playing there. Two original members of Ambrosia are playing in the lion's den this evening. How funny is it that when you go there and you see the, the white lady with a 1% Cherokee on the wall? That's the best. This is Doris. Yeah, exactly. Doris. Yeah. Doris Barefoot. Yeah. Doris Sullivan, her great, great, great grandmother was raped in a raid, a Cherokee raid. Man, I want to get arrested up there so bad. I want to go in front of the high council. I would love that. I would love to be, to have to submit to like Indian, Native American punishments. You'd have to go in the parking lot and just stay there for a week until you saw a wolf. Maybe that. Go work in the denim jacket factory. What if it's that cool one where they put the hooks in your tits and they hang you until you have a vision? So you have a vision. You need to go till you have a vision. Maybe a vision quest. Can I be sentenced to a vision quest? I'll ask them. Sure, yeah. I didn't pay for that drink. Maybe I could, maybe a vision quest would be what would handle this. You do that. You have to take your chain to nowhere, melt it down and make some type of Indian, like a feather. Man. A metal feather. I do feel you guys would respect me so much more if I came in here with like a full wolf on my head and back. Just like his fangs were coming over my eyes. My favorite haircut for women, the wolf cut. Do you see the wolf cut? No, like a giant wolf? No, there's a thing called the wolf cut they're giving girls now. No, you don't like this. I do. I think I know what it is. I just saw it on the subway and I almost said, hey, nice wolf cut. Did you watch TASK? I didn't know if she was, had a wolf cut or she was just Jewish. Did you watch TASK? No, I couldn't get back into it. I went to Night Agent. You switched off of it? Because you set me up wrong. You both set me up that it's fast. It goes from the beginning. Bobby, you watched an episode. It's crazy what you're saying. I watched an episode. You said it went fast. But you said it was like action and oh my God and right from the get go. I didn't even say it was ton of action. I said the story is intense and it gets like right away by episode three. They're resolving things that you thought were going to be the final thing. I heard it wrong. I thought it right from the get go was going to be like, holy shit. And it took a long time to get any action. The Night Agent sucks. Night Agent's awesome. And this haircut blows. Fuck you, the wolf cut? You like boys, dude. That's a, so what? Those guys look like fucking Jakey Lee. You love coming on boys' faces. There's a song. Yeah, you do. Little boy to come in my face. It's a difference. You're right. That's not as bad. Little boy to come in my face. A terrible haircut. Jacob. Little boy to come in my face. Wow. I sure do. You really hit that note too. No, Jacob. It's a terrible haircut. Just for the next time, Jacob, I just know how the song goes. It goes, da-da-ba-dum-you. Do-do-do-do-do-boot-you. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-you. Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-you. First one. I love this haircut. This is very inside-out, and it's very ugly. I love it. It's really awful trend. You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of the 80s. It reminds me of girls in the 80s. Is that guys in the 80s and hair-manors? No, girls in the 80s, jerk. You mean the dude? No, I said girls. I'm not going to say it again. But you meant guys. Well, some of the guys, Bon Jovi? Yeah, you look like a chick who looks like Billy Squire. I don't look like a chick who dances like Billy Squire. Was that, was that, was that Nice in the first episode of Task? Probably didn't even watch one episode. I watched one episode, and it was fucking Mark Rufiel. Whatever his name is. Ruffalo. Ruffalo, whatever. And he was fat and tired and depressed. Why is his weight weighing on you so much in watching this? Because I know him from... Hulk? The Hulk. I know him from other movies. And now it's like he's this depressed, sad, fucking, uff, in the whole first episode. Right. Yeah. And the other guy with his family, they were all, I mean... What other guy? The other guy that is the trash guy that's going... The criminal. And I'll give you this. His family, his niece has the wolf cut. His niece... Yeah. No, I have the wolf. She does not have the wolf cut. Okay, fine. She doesn't. It's not a wolf cut. That's a dyke cut. No, it's a wolf cut. Can I say that? It's the haircut. That's a lez... It's the same shitty haircut you've got. That is not a wolf cut. That is a fucking redneck... Wolf cut. Dude, that's a redneck cut. It's over the ears, dude. It's a wolf cut. Buddy, wolves don't... No, it's like it's this wolf cut right here. No, that's not a wolf cut. A wolf cut. Why is it under the latest wolf cut idea? First of all, I don't know why I'm being attacked by everyone. Because you think that's sexy. That is sexy. I can't have my own opinion. You can, dude. First of all... Buddy, the world is a different place now. You can love who you love. I like this wolf cut. I like a wolf cut. And I don't like boys... Unless they have a wolf cut. No, that's not what I'm saying. I got my glass back on. I've always liked men. Yeah, there it is. That's evidence. Sounds like the name. That's AI. That's a hundred percent AI. You said it. No, it's pretty girls, but with ugly hair. I love... You don't like the blonde right there. In the middle. That haircut. I love it. It looks like she's in her fucking rat video. No. I mean, this looks like a wig. I don't like that one. That's not the one. Do curly... Bobby, it is their all wolf cuts. Do curly wolf cut. I like a curly wolf cut. He has these weird things that come around the cheek. Yeah, like a wolf. Who made this popular? But a lot of the select... Like Lady Gaga had her hair like this. So you're not gay. You want to fuck a wolf. Maybe that's it. Oh. Is that better? You should say that. That one down the bottom right. When you and Dawn have sex, you should say... You should ask her to wolf out. I feel like it is an era of women doing a lot of things to purposely be unattractive to men. Yeah, they don't get raped anymore. They're done with it. Maybe. Maybe. They really stumped him with that one. Maybe. What the hair? He really froze. Can you go to... Why would a girl try to make herself ugly? Christine, can you go to curly wolf cut, please? Without an attitude. Thank you. Bobby, there's so many of these are curly. Those aren't curly. Those are straight wolf cuts. Not one of these girls has straight hair. What? Oh, my God. Not that. Yeah. No, you don't like that, Bobby. No, you're lying. What are we seeing? I love it. What are we seeing? What we're seeing. With unwashed hair. No, it's not unwashed. It's a wolf cut and it takes a long time. And it's a... Look at that. I love it. Love it. I do love it. Look at that. It's all white. By the way, you said that in the gayest way. You could have said that. I did not say it in the gay way. You did. You went, I love it. I didn't say that. Isolate that tomorrow. No. Thank you. No, I like it. How would you describe this hairstyle though? I love it. I'm going to describe it right now. I don't understand how to describe this. It looks... So it's coming down almost like wolf hair. Like it's like... Bobby, describe it without saying wolf anymore. It's like, all right. What it is, is it's... Now the curly one is the one I like. It's wild. It's untamed. It's like she got out of a pond or a river and just shook it off. Bobby, it's just left of a mullet. It's ready. It's a really ugly haircut. That's... I like a long wolf cut. I'll get specific with you. I like a long curly wolf cut. Jesus Christ, Bobby, what's the fuck? Uncle Lazer? I like that. That's nice right there. I like this curly... You like that? At least you're wearing a wig and she has cancer. Those are the cancer girl who hasn't gotten an expensive wig yet. Scroll down, scroll down. Look at that. I love that. Look at that. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like a nice wolf cut. Bobby, did Dawn do a dramatic haircut over the weekend? You're trying to convince yourself you love it? Dawn did not do anything dramatic over the weekend, the year, the past six years. She has not done anything dramatic. I don't think she did dramatic as get her fake boobs taken out. That's pretty dramatic. I saw her naked for the first time yesterday in a little while. She looked really cute. And her new old boobies, I like them. She looked good. She looks good. I hate that these sweaters are coming. I forgot to bring the sweaters in. Fuck, we're supposed to wear those shirts today. I know, but we would have been too cool with the glasses. I'll bring them in tomorrow. It may have been too cool to. I'll bring them in. I almost wore... This haircut is like, I mean, first of all, it's a million percent dependent on the face that it's wrapped around. And I'll tell you on most faces, every one of these girls, that girl right there looks noticeably worse with the fucking hair you wanted to have. You said hair like the girl in Stranger Things. It's very 80s. Exactly. And when was my peak bang time? The 90s and 2000s? 80s, 90s. Oh, on record. On record. 80s, 90s. And Matt right there, maybe that's it. Maybe it's a... It brings me back to when... Those trash sluts you'd fuck. Yep. Those garbage RV dwellers. But that's a good reference. That might be. That team brought up that anorexic chick on Stranger Things, that haircut. Who is really, really ugly because of her haircut. I don't. She does not have a wolf cut. She has curly hair. She's got a wolf cut. It's not a wolf cut. It's not a wolf cut. It's not a wolf cut. 100% not a wolf cut. Bobby, you're not the expert on wolf cuts. Because you like one girl having it. But first of all, I watched the whole thing on what a wolf... What it takes to get a wolf cut. Why? Because I like wolf cuts. Ooh. Oh. Bobby, that girl right there is far more attractive on the left with her regular flat hair. No, that's just regular fucking now hair that's flat on the top and curly. Oh, you're right. Yeah, this girl looks great. Nice wolf cut. It's not a wolf cut. That's a goof cut. I hope they start getting perms too. Yeah, what else are you going to get into? What else are you going to get into? What other weird hair cut are you going to get into? Bobs. I wouldn't mind a perm. I don't mind. You hate a perm? I don't. Yeah, probably. Are you scratching your balls? I did scratch my balls. I was good through the pocket. I threw it through the pocket. I like that. A little scratchy. That's classy. Now, her... So she has her face. It's not gay. Her hair is not... Because her balls were through the pocket. Her hair is not a wolf cut because it's flat on top and curly on the sides. Who? A wolf cut is wild all over. That's a wolf cut. It's not a wolf cut. The picture she has up of that. That may be why they're popular is because of this show. Probably. Yeah, this may be why they're popular. You got wrapped up in a teen fad from Stranger Things. There's not a wolf cut. I deny... No, she got a wolf cut by the end. There. Maybe the last season was wolf cut, Bobby. Maybe last season... Well, that one's... I mean, that's a wolf. Oh, look at that. That's a wolf cut. That's a 100% wolf cut. And that's the last season. Nancy Wheeler. Yeah. Your girl looks like she's wearing a fucking Russian winter hat. Side flaps. Why don't you tie her hair under her chin? It's just a wild cut. It's everywhere. It's ugly. It goes anywhere and everywhere. It's real ugly. I'm gonna start drawing wolf cuffs with charcoal. The girl in task is almost pulling off like... Like you could probably make it sexy if you had like a whole look going with it. What, the niece? Yeah. The sister, whatever she is? She does not. There you go, Bobby. That's a... That looks like a wolf. Yeah, that doesn't... There's your wolf bitch. That looks like a gay wolf. Looks like a German wolf. That's not a wolf. I'm trying to find some old, like, 1980s folks. Right there in the middle. Yeah. Oh, I love it. Yeah, that's why you like it. Oh, I remember my... One of my first girlfriends, Denise. Denise C. had a crazy wolf cut. Sebastian Bach, dude. He's got a wolf. That's not a wolf cut. That's a fucking... It's a teased wolf. There's no such thing as a teased wolf. Yeah, there is. You're making that up. That's what Christine's an expert on. Yeah, teased wolf. You're not... First of all, you're not an expert on teen wolf, teased wolf. Teased wolf. And you... You think I don't know how to teased wolf cut? You have regular American Indian here. You have... That's Armenian. I'm not native. Well, I check your, me, 24 or 5 and me, whatever the fuck it is. I think you have American... You have the cheekbones, you have the nose, and you have the attitude of an American Indian. Of an American Indian. Yeah. Of a native. 23 and me. 23 and me. And you love looking through this. Jay was staring me down through sunglasses and waiting. I'm just gonna fact check you, dude. That's a wolf cut. That's not a wolf cut. Christine is an expert. That's a werewolf cut. That's a werewolf cut. Christine is an expert on the teased wolf. She's not an expert on any of these haircuts. She is. I've never seen her with anything but her hair that she has now. She had bangs at one point. Well, I mean... She had extreme bangs. I had... Yeah, the... Yeah, I had a real extreme haircut for a while. None of these are wolf cuts. Get them off the screen. I don't wanna see you. They're all wolf cuts. That's not a wolf cut. That's... Wolf cut. Then why is it called trendy wolf cut hairstyle? Oh, that one might be, but just happened to pick the other ones weren't. Oh, to the left. How to style a wolf cut, eat these wolf cut. Ooh. I would've... I would've got a wolf cut. If I let my hair grow, I would've got a wolf cut. Why don't you wear a wolf cut wig? That's... On the show. That's not a wolf cut. Even though that does look very wolfy. That just looks like really nice hair. Yeah, that's just like feathered hair. That's feathered. The feathered. That's a feather. Well, I think the wolf cut idea is that it goes different directions. It goes crazy. Like a wolf. I think very specifically it goes like back. They make pieces go back and then pieces go forward. Yeah. Back and forward. But it's ugly most of the time. Almost 100% of the time. I... I beg to disagree. And I'll beg. You beg to differ. I can beg to disagree. Or you can agree to disagree. I can beg. No, dude. First of all, I like... You don't have to beg me to disagree. I'm begging you. I'm begging you to disagree. You don't have to. Please. You don't have to beg me. You can just disagree. Just please. I don't want this. Jay, please. You don't need my permission to disagree. Jay, let me disagree. I'll allow it. Thank you. Oh, look. You're getting an easy wolf cut. It's a really easy haircut. Oh, really? It's not an easy haircut. It's not an easy haircut. It is easy. Anyone could do it because it's a bad haircut. It's what normally people go, oh my God, I fucked up. It takes skill to get a wolf cut. You cannot just do a wolf cut. Or just the bite of the like in itself. Can I ask DJ Lee for a request? I remember that was a little wolfy with things. Your hair's... It was when I had it. With all this wolf talk, could you play Michael Jackson transforming over these wolf cuts that we see? Look at that wolf cut. That's a sexy wolf cut. You didn't think that was hot? No. Come on. What kind of haircut do you like? What's your favorite haircut? Long hair. No. What's your favorite haircut? If you had a pick one. Long hair. Is that somebody getting a wolf cut? Yeah. When they realize what a wolf cut is? They're turning. All right, we're done. They just realized they look like a boy and only Bobby's interested in them now. You said get a wolf cut. This is a wolf cut. Listen. First things first. You have to get bit by the werewolf. Hold it. Do not bring an amulet or anything that will reverse it. Yeah, that's an ugly haircut. But again, if you have a smoke and hot chick rocking it, who's going to care? But I mean like... It depends on the face. The haircut can't make the girl. This haircut will never make an unattractive girl attract. No fucking way. What haircuts makes an unattractive girl attractive? Long hair. When you can cover that face? Well, just so you could shape your face with the hair a little bit. You don't think that shapes a face? It does. Makes it one shape. Fucking... If you have chubby cheeks, it's the worst. Well, you look like a fat girl. Can't get a wolf cut. She's going to look like a fucking... I'm talking about chubby cheeks. She's going to look like one of those Swedish cows. Can you bring up fat chicks with wolf cut? I don't see what it looks like. Did Michael Jackson have like... Now I'm thinking I have like an afro wolf cut for a man? Is that positive? Because he had it. No, he had Jerry curls. And it framed his face. Yeah, he just had long like fucking frizzy fucking... Yeah. He had so much chemicals in his hair. Janet might have had a wolf cut for a minute. A wolf wig. Janet Jackson in pleasure principle... Had a wolf wig. ...is a little bit of a wolf cut. Is it a wolf cut or a wolf wig? Is that her hair? I don't know. I don't get no black woman's business like that. No, should I. But pleasure principle is a little bit of a wolf cut for sure. A little bit of a wolf cut. Yeah, I love that hair. That's a definite... Oh, I love it. Yeah. This is her... That's a wolf cut. But she's Janet Jackson here. Okay, but I'm saying... You're saying that... You're saying that I like ugly girls with wolf cuts. I'm telling you... I like a pretty girl with a wolf cut. I'm telling you, this is far from the sexiest Janet Jackson's ever look with her hair. You're crazy. Far from her. Crazy. Okay. I think this is the sexiest Janet Jackson we got. Are you out of your mind? What's the sexiest Janet Jackson? That's the way love goes. Where is it? What's this guy? I love that. I used to listen to this in rehab. Yeah. I thought you always said that this was your favorite version of Janet. It's my... Janet. Oh, thank you. Always. Thank you. Because I didn't really know her. I went back on this. I feel like if. Thank you, Christine. You don't thank Christine. I'm gonna thank Christine one more time. Christine just said something wrong. I said, this is my favorite Janet Jackson. This is the cutesy thing that I thought when I got into Janet Jackson. It's not the sexiest Janet Jackson's ever look by far. This is my favorite Janet Jackson too. But you said it's the sexiest she's ever been. It's not. To me. It's not though. But to me. Okay. Change that. I'm not gonna change that. She was like, I hate when you go, it's not. This was her sexiest. One million percent of the people will say this. Think she's way more out of here, Bobby. Hang on. Let me just see her. You forget J-Lo's in the video. Can you go back to that a little bit? Was there just a wig on a stand in the background? Probably. But do you think Janet Jackson isn't... leaps and bounds hotter here by all measurements. Okay, look. There's a wolf cut hanging on a chair in the background. I swear to God, dude. Her hair from the last video was in the... Right there. That's funny. That's really funny. I've never noticed that. Because J-Lo's there. I think she's pretty in this, but she's too... What is she too, Bobby? Hot? No, she's too... Golden perfect skin. She just found the right exact thing before they made themselves look freaky. This is technically hotter than Pleasure Principle. Yeah, this was the hottest. You know why? She has long hair. Yeah, and if you undid it, it would be a wolf cut. No, it would be just be long hair. Or just be long blonde hair. Now, here's the thing. That's all a wig. Yeah, that comes off. Absolutely. That's like a baseball hat. Bobby, I'll tell you that here's the best way to put it. You take a bald black woman. I know because I watched the baddies. They're all bald. They're all cornrows down there. When those wigs come off, every one of them looks severely less attractive than when that fucking wig is on. And the wig is always long hair. Never a wolf cut. You know how expensive a wolf cut wig is? Not more expensive than those things. It's probably the most expensive wig. A wolf cut wig, dude. How would you know that? You're in the wig biz? I looked it up. I was thinking of getting a wolf cut wig. You had a crazy weekend. I was trying to get a wolf cut wig. We can get you one. I know we can get you one. You give me a wolf cut wig. I'll wear it. Janet Jackson. My personal opinion is pleasure principle. That's what I like. That's what I like. That's not what you said. I said that's my favorite Janet Jackson. I know you took that from me when I said it first. Didn't I say it first? You said this is the sexiest Janet Jackson. This is the sexiest. And then I said to me, I was in rehab and this was when I fell in love with her. I fell in love with her too. Black cat. That's when I lost my virginity. To a black cat? No. Does that video a black cat? Is that what you called her? To some black cat? Some black cat. Is that an A? Some black guy came over and fucked my... Yeah, she was super sexy in this dumb video. What is this one? She's sexy because she's wearing that same thing that Bon Jovi wore around his neck. That fucking American Indian neck thing. Well, she's sexy because she's in crazy shape and her tits an ass in face. Wait, Lou, you lost your virginity to this song? Yeah. No, it's a black cat. Black cat. Well, I discovered masturbation. Oh. I see. So cute. Wait, did you call losing your virginity masturbation? Yeah. Do you think that's what it is? Well, no. You've lost it since, right? Yeah, I've lost it. What you're saying the first time you masturbated was to a song? Yeah. And you told MTV all the time. Yeah, and then you told your friends you lost your virginity? No, I said it. I misspoke, but yeah, that's when I discovered Jizz. Nice. What it tasted like? She was pretty. Her body looked good here. Didn't love her hair. What? When you first jizzed, what did you do? Her silhouette looks like Michael Jackson. Wait. Wait. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, this video has too much of her with like shoulder pad. Looks like our senile haul half of this video. Yeah, I couldn't control it. Is that it? No, I got you. Because here's the thing, right there is what you saw. And I think she whips her shirt off towards the end. Black bra. Yes, and that's what really got me going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She had the black bra. I do remember that. And that is a... Oh, she was a huge star, huh? Yeah, still is. Not so much anymore. How do you think she tore? She still has to do MSG and shit like that. Yeah, you think? She just did it, right? Yeah. She did it like two years ago. How's she looking? Is she looking all right? I think she looks all right. I mean... Josh once said it was great, and I knew he says that about every... Yeah, there's nothing he goes to, but... Every single fucking... This is the best sandwich. When he told me Kurt and whatever the fuck his name is from Tears for Fears, it never sounded better. It might be the top five shows ever. I mean, get the... Josh, how can I take anything you say seriously? You used to be Tears for Fears. You knew three fucking songs like everybody else there. And he does is the best ever. Yeah. The best copy. This is the best copy I've ever had. Yeah. Yeah, I like the song. Little pointed down belt. I don't know what I'm gonna do. The pointed down belt buckle. Yeah, have you ever done it? Oh my God, yeah. Underneath, loop it up. Yeah. Down through. Back with the belt buckle, with the big metal buckle, and then the metal tip. Yep. The little arrow. Metal tips the whole thing. Point it out. Metal tips the whole thing, yeah. I love that. I think that's a wolf cut, by the way. So your first masturbation. It's pretty wolfy. Your first jizz, Lou, was a wolf cut. I was wolfing out. He wasn't looking at her cut, dude. He was looking at her fucking round dumper. Yeah. And then her titties when she rips off her shirt. She didn't mash herself into a pair of jeans, didn't she? Yeah. With that stomach. Slat stomach, big booty. Now, is that a wig? Yes. Yeah, everything. I cannot tell when there is a wig ever. Well, that's the point. Probably weave more than wig. I don't see her ripping her shirt off anywhere. Maybe just when it opened up and you saw the black one. Maybe it was Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson does rip a shirt off. Maybe he jerked off for the first time to Michael Jackson. It might just be a one-shot screen thing too. They show her doing it in the first second. But I could have sworn she did too. I think right at the end. No, I don't think she does now. Maybe I'm thinking of Dirty Diana. 500 orders a month was manageable. 5,000 is madness. Embrace intelligent order fulfilment with ShipStation. The only platform combining order management, warehouse workflows, inventory, returns and analytics in one place. What used to take five separate tools, ShipStation does in one. Go to ShipStation.com and use code START to try ShipStation free for 60 days. Uneventful. Well, hey man, whatever, whatever, get your load out. I did find us some wigs. Some wolf cuts for Abby. I'll tell you which one I like. All the way on the left. No. By the way, because that girl's really pretty. So you'll just go, sure, wolf cut until you change that to something else. I got one in the middle there. I like that one. You like this. No, I don't like that. You do. You look like a fred bitch. I don't like that. That's some fucking theater bitch. That's like a stage hand. You look like a bitch. She looks like she carries a back pocket wallet. Scroll up. At least she carries a wallet, not just a chain. I carry a wallet. But not in your back pocket. No, it's just bad for your nerves and your spinal alignment. I'm just lashing out now, Jack. Scroll up, up, right in the middle. Stop. Right there. Over to the left. Right there. That's nice. What are you seeing? I like that. I'm going to get another stupid wolf hair cut. No, it's not a wolf. It's a shoulder length wolf cut. It's all over the place. A little curly, a little curly. It says I just got out of an abusive relationship. No, it's like I just got out of a pool and I didn't blow dry my hair on a vacation. I'm just flipped it dry. It's so good. I had sex. That's how I dried my hair. Yeah, you're doing it. With the wind, the sun, and sex. You want stupid slut hair? Yeah, I like stupid slut hair. Just cum and sun. Yeah, cum, sun. That's what I like. Do you see this TikTok handle? No. Wolf cut for chubbies? Oh, nice. Oh, God. There you go. Is that what I have to jump on if I get this way? Hi, Bobby. I need to watch videos. She has a fluffy chin. What a gaggle of pigs. Yep. Christine, can I please see a fat person getting a wolf cut, please? Getting one? Or having one and talking about how they're psyched about it? Wolf cut. No. Now, this is a chubby girl. Where's Christine's from? And you can tell she's chubby because she's wearing a tarp around her body. Oh, God. This poor girl. It's going to be a big fucking wolf. Yeah. She's probably going to be in that fat with a wolf cut, dude. You might get me hunting season. How did a wolf get in the downtown LA? Oh, come on. Get to the end of this. I want to see the final product. I want to see the... This is boring as shit. Oh, God. It's a guy. Oh, there you go. She didn't give her a wolf cut. She gave her... No, that's like an Eskimo cut. It looks like a wolf. It looks like Jack Nicholson's wolf. It looks like wolf when Jack Nicholson turned into wolf. It's not very wolf-y, dude. They're not done yet. Yeah. That's it. No. No. Good. Oh, look at you. Can't. Now you're a fat... You went from being a fat girl to a fat gay guy. Congratulations, lady. Oh, my Christ. Yeah. Bobby. I love it. You saw one girl you liked with it. No, I've seen a couple. I like it. I follow a wolf cut. How did you find out it was called a wolf cut? Because I watched a bunch of... There it is, right in the middle of the girl right there. Oh, look at that. That's a wolf cut. Bobby, that's a lot lizard. That is not a... So what? That's just a plus-sized baddie obsessed with her new wolf cut. That is a wolf cut right there. It's curly. It goes everywhere. It's shoulder length, a little long. It's long. Oh, my God. Goes down in front of her face. Look at her fucking armpit cleavage. I love it. Gnarly. I love that wolf cut. Oh, she has to pull her hair out from her armpit. Oh, God. She's a pig. Yeah. She's not a pig. Thanks, Jacob. How do you know she's a pig? She's a leopard. She's a pig. There's a short, a telltale side of being a pig if you have leopard. Not necessarily. But leopard plus wolf cut. Tell my mom that. Plus taking a video, shooting up like this with your stupid sunglasses on and definitely not showing your big fat body is a pig. Oh, look at those jajubis. Look at her. She's cute. I like that. I like that hair. She thinks her farts are funny. It's funny because I've always drawn when I used to draw all the time and sketch. I always used to sketch. Fat woman? No. I thought you liked that fucking, like that Spanish artist. Who's that? Who just makes all the big fat people. Everyone's fat. You never seen that? Bolero? Oh, no. I haven't seen Bolero. I used to always sketch and I'm just realizing this. A girl like half her face. But the other half was a wolf cut, I guess. Boltero. Boltero. Boltero. What do you mean all the guys that look like me? Yeah. They have that at the cellar as you're walking up to the studio. They have a Boltero, whatever it is. It just looks like a bunch of me's over here. My ex-wife's mom used to have. My ex-wife's mom had these. Looks like a me party. My ex-wife's mom had pictures of these. These big fat round people with circle mouths. Yeah. With bolting circle mouths. That guy does look like you. You scroll up. Right to the right. Yeah. You know he never drew. That looks like you. It does look me. That's 100% you right now. That could be me. Look at the sides. The side of his hair. That could be an interpretive picture of me for sure. He has lines on the side. He's painting because you know you're an artist at heart. If he threw the beard going like just up the neck to the ears, it would be fun. Looks like I think that's a self-portrait. Oh, I look like Boltero. Classic me. Oh, look at that. It is you. Is he wearing gloves? This is when I was on it. There's me on a swing. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Me and you should dress like two little fat English school boys one day. Yeah, these are stuff. Just me and Bobby just like Angus Young for no reason. One of those things that German people wear, the leader hoosin'. Yeah, we can see leader hoosin'. Some socks that go up to our nose. I don't know. I really like his dress like fucking Angus Young and little short little velvet shorts. And then our little caps. We should have dress-up day. I like the day we did cowboy day. We all dressed. Me walking from the garage here with a cowboy hat and full cowboy gear. It felt good, didn't it? It felt. The look should get. Yeah. Even the bad ones. The confused ones. Oh, yeah. But I guess not a real cowboy. And then you gotta go, phew, you give me a little finger guns. I just tip my hat. Howdy. Howdy. Howdy. These are all self-portraits. Yeah. He drowned people. You look exactly like him. That's what you like. You like wolf cuts on that fucking body. No, I like wolf cuts on pretty girls with long curly hair. I don't like a straight wolf cut as much as I like a curly, long. So now we've gotten to heavy specifics. Well, because I have to. I didn't think that I was going to be attacked for the wolf cut. Well, I feel like you didn't know before this moment that there's 75 different wolf cuts. Oh, look, look who's got a wolf cut. Steven Peercy from Rat. He doesn't have a wolf cut. Round and round. That's just curly hair. Get it right. And he puts all his over to the side. A wolf cut has to come down like a wolf on both sides. Even though. Guys got a wolf cut. You have to. It's definitely a wolf. It has to. There's not a wolf cut. Total wolf cut. I mean, the bass player might have a wolf cut. Steven Peercy, inventor of the wolf cut that Bobby loves so much. This is crazy how Drew Barrymore, the child is dressed. Oh, she's slotted it up to hang out with Steven Peercy. It's so weird. It's like a really low cut. She has like. Leotard with sheer lace over it. I think it's like a nip slip. She's like eight. Yeah, she doesn't even have, she has like those volcano titties before you hit puberty. You know what I mean? It's wild. With a nipple is the tit. The rest of the boob. What the fuck? That's crazy. You should know what I'm saying though, right? I think so. Yeah, you do. Why is Drew Barrymore hanging out with a rat? She's like 12 years old. She's got some stories. She did some. She did some. She did some. Yeah, that's why now she's so like overly wholesome and an emotional wreck at all times. Now. Yeah, anything can set her off. Oh yeah, you can make her cry in a heartbeat. Yeah, she cries. She's a wolf cut. She cries. I'd love to go on and make Drew Barrymore cry. Or just make something up and then be like, no, I didn't. She was 10 in this photo. Oh my God. She went to rehab at 11. So she's like, yeah. Oh boy. Oh, she's like me, then she's got some problems. You guys both now enjoy a wolf cut. She liked it before I did though. I bet you guys both now like that show, The Madison, so you can cry together to each other. Dude, that show, let me tell you something. This weekend, we went to Broadway, went to a play. Don Maxon School is reading The Outsiders. That's the book he's reading. So Don, instead of watching the movie, she said, I got tickets to the Broadway show, The Outsiders. And I said, it's a dialogue thing, right? It's not a sing-songy thing. She goes, no, I think it's dialogue. I was like, okay, let's go. That sounds great. So we went, she got second row. And I was like, these are great seats. Oh, you see, you know, it says real big on the billboard, outsiders, the musical. I didn't see it. Didn't know about it. I'm just going. And I said, hey, this is a dialogue type thing like Bronx Tale, you know. Yeah, she says, I think so. So we sit down, great seat, second row on the outside. So we could go P. And then it opens up just pony boys sitting on a tire with a spotlight on them. And he's the fr... And I was like, I just, I was like... Being in a game sure is tough. I just... We're a couple of rough and tumble guys, but we got a song in our heart. Dally's coming home from work. I looked right in her face and I was like, you mother, she goes, oops. And then, and then I'm reading on the pamphlet, it says, may get wet. Why don't you read on the ticket where it says, outsiders, the musical. I didn't have to look on her phone. I thought it was going to be like a dialogue cool thing. And then I'm sitting there and I'm like, I know they're going to make this a diverse. Because the outsiders is, it's a white movie. It has to be. Well, it wasn't. Of course not. It wasn't. I want you to guess who did that. By the way, I don't know if the problems would be the greasers versus soshis if there was black guys involved also. You want to see the greasers and the soshis team up? Hey, you just moved in the neighborhood? What? All right, guys, we got to bury our bullshit here for a second. Greasers, we're going to need you on the front lines and we're going to try to figure out how to run these motherfuckers out back here with our rich parents. We're going to use our Corvettes to run them over if they get past you. And then you guys bring the chains, the baseball bats, guys, everybody and soshis and fucking soshis and greasers together. I want you to guess which one of the outsiders was the. Soda pop. Diverse hire. You say soda pop. Christine, who do you guess? I don't know outsiders. What? I was just going to ask if this is this like West Side Story? Like it's just. It's white. Well, now it is. It's white West Side Story. Yeah. Well, no, it's not West Side Story, the movie. It wasn't. It is now. It is now with the songs. Jacob, who do you pick? What do you mean? Who do you think was the diverse hire on the greasers? Pony boy. Okay. You say soda pop. Who do you say, Lou? I say Pony boy. Dally. Yeah, that makes sense. Dally was a big, almost chubby black dude. Really? He gets shot though. Not in this one. Oh, they can't do that. Can't do it. Can't do it. And then cast a black guy and now you can't have him be shot by the cops. Can't have. That's how Dally goes down. Nope. And, and, and they had just a random black girl on the greasers too hanging out. Really? Yeah. This and it was, it was supposed to be the 67 by the way, which would have never happened. No, totally. I mean, never. But they had a random black girl. You think they were always thirsty, those two, because they always had to go to white water fountain places and like, sorry guys, I'll try and see if I can get you a cup. Every show, every movie is, it's insane that this is, this goes on. Dally. Yeah, go ahead. Sorry. Dally, when he came out, I'm like, not Dally. Cause they were coming out. I was like, not Dally. Please not. Because I knew it was going, not Dally. Sure enough. I think it was either. What it is, y'all. Yeah. I'm Dally. Yeah. I'm one of my white friends shooting the ship, being greases and what have you. But the soshis, not one, all the same white dude over and over again. Absolutely. They didn't take it too far. No DEI hires over there. Not on the soshis, but on the, on the greases. Greases take what they can get. They had a black Dally and just some random black chick that was dancing around. Her name was also black Dally. Black Dally and black Dally. So, oh my Christ. So now, so I'm like, all right. All right. I knew it was going to happen. They shot Johnny. They shot Johnny man. No, that was more. It was more. More jazzy. It was more, they funked it up a little bit more. They shot Johnny. They shot Johnny. That wasn't the one I saw. That's using the cast. No, that's not my cast. No, this is the original cast. You get the day, you get the day players. You saw Matt and A, right? You saw Matt and A. You get the day players. And then in the thing it says, may get wet. So on, so there's a rain scene. Black people sweat? No. No. Yes. But no. You're in the splash zone. So, so the fight scene is in the rain, right? But the whole floor is little pieces of tire, little small pieces of tire. So when the rain comes down, it goes through the floor and into whatever it catches, right? And none of them really get wet, I guess. But they're dancing. They're doing all these. And you can't, you can't help but they start, they start kicking, hang on. They start kicking. They're kicking. So you're getting kicked in the face with rubber tire pieces and water. I mean, dude, I'm second row. Right in your face. I think I kept, it was all over my face. It went in my eye at one point. Thank God I was wearing glasses. The guy in front of me had like a big Jew fro. It was all in his fro. He kept having to shake his hair out. We call that a wolf cut. And then I wound up. Did I cry? No, you didn't like this. How many times do you think I cried? Twice. Bingo. That dude. I. What are you saying? What are you saying? Stay cool. Stay golden. Pony ball. That was one of them. That was one of them. I'm telling you, Max hated this. Buddy. Hated it. I'm already calling it. You should hate it. I tell you what, Max loved it but didn't cry at one point. I was like, do you not cry at things? He goes, I go, do you feel sad? He goes, I do. I just keep it inside. Stop. I swear to God. He goes, I just keep it inside. He goes, I just keep it inside. He goes, I just keep it inside. He goes, I just keep it inside, dad. I go, but he. He's not supposed to see you cry. I teared up twice during the golden when Johnny got killed and he sang the whatever golden song and then there was another one with Dali. I mean, the guy who played Dali won me over. He was fucking great and he sang. He's all being a brother in an all white game. He didn't mention it but no one mentioned it, by the way. No one ever. You think he would have come up? I mean, I don't care about like, yeah. You mind if I stay over for dinner? You want to go buy some condoms and then that different kind for Dali. How do you think he got killed at the end? It wasn't a gun. They couldn't shoot him. Look, he couldn't do suicide by cop. They did kill him. They killed him but how do you think he got killed? Let me guess. Sickle cell. It was a long play. That was a real, that was a real spit take. Heart attack. That was real. Right in the middle of the fight, he just grabs his chest. Type 2 diabetes. I'm coming. Lizzie, I'm coming. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. I'm coming. So, nope. Not a heart attack. Okay, let me keep thinking. Yeah. The black girl shot him. No. Okay, I'll keep thinking. The black girl was hilarious though because it's like. He drowned in a fishing pond? No. No. Okay, all right. I got a few more. I got a few more I think. Oh, maybe one of the socias or greasers found out that he was interested in one of their sisters. Let me guess, a soci father found out that he was at their house for a party? No. Okay, all right, okay. No. Not cops. Not cops. You can say not cops. Let me make sure I get that. Now, it wasn't cops and it wasn't the greasers finding out anything. The Hyde Pod Challenge. He got me twice. The Hyde Pod Challenge. No, it wasn't the Hyde Pod Challenge. He did add this to the songs. All the other songs were very theatrical, you know, and the sun comes up, but he added it. He added a little funk to it. My name is Daly, now I'm here to save you. I'm playing a white character in a major way. I got a big dick. I got different hair. But y'all motherfuckers in the audience don't care. I stabbed him with a knife. I fucked his wife. All right. I can't think. How does it? No, I want to keep guessing. All right. Come on now. Playing. Waterpark mishap. No, Jacob. Yeah, I was going to say Drown. I guess Bobby wasn't here. No, okay. I got it. Yeah. He jumped on a trampoline. There was Velcro above him. Oh my God. He jumped to Velcro, ripped his fucking head off of his shoulders. No, no, not a Velcro trampoline accident. Fell downstairs stealing sneakers. No. Okay. No, he didn't steal sneakers. Come on, you're right there. You're right there. Oh, AIDS. No, that's rent. Oh, that's right. Very similar. Well, I was wondering how much they gade this thing up. Let me tell you something. Well, they didn't gade up enough to have AIDS take out the only black character. Well, they didn't have AIDS back then. That's back when you can just come. Yeah. He just dump loads and girls. Remember that? Remember that? Yeah. Where Satan started making guys fuck each other's butts. Yeah. The good old days, you just jizz. Remember when the Satan got involved? No, no, but you're close. You're close. Okay, okay. Let me think. You're close. End of the movie. Oh, did he? Johnny's dead. Did you do the thing where he leaned over Johnny? Yeah. And sucked his death into his mouth and then went outside and gave it back. But eventually too much of doing that wore on his own body and then he died? No, no, no. I thought maybe it was John Coffey style. No, I know. Like the drink, but not spelled. How do you do it? Oh. Oh. Oh. All right, so he wasn't green-miling people. He wasn't green-miling people. I got something. He hung himself in a prison cell. No, didn't get a... No, it wasn't. He wasn't in prison? He was running from the cops. He was already beating the odds. The guy's already beaten the odds. He's the head of the game. No, but he had been in prison. He was in prison and he was running from the cops. The cops were looking for him. And Johnny, it's just like... Everything is just like the movie pretty much. Falls off a roof. No, does not fall off the roof. But he did help save the kids in the burning church. First, yeah. Which was great. What a great scene. The fight scene they did was really good. Fire. There's terrible fire. We gotta get into the fire. But what about the fire department? They're too far away. The little kids are gonna die. They're gonna die today. Johnny, Pony Boy and Dally too. Musical stink. Did they have Johnny come out on fire? They go, gank gank. They did this really cool thing where they held up a sheet so the whole cast was moving all the problems. They were like, what the hell is this? They were like, what the hell is this? They were like, what the hell is this? They were like, what the hell is this? They were like, what the hell is this? The whole cast was moving all the props to make things. You know what I mean? So they made a train with like tires. The whole cast would come out roll out tires with boards and they'd put them on it and they'd roll them back. It was really, it was a good play. It was really well produced play. Like there was no part where I was like, this stinks except the ending, the ending how Dally died sucked. You know, Bobby, I think if you go to two more musicals and like them, you're gonna be allowed to say that word. You love so much. I think if you see three Broadway musicals in one calendar year and one wolf cut, I think you're allowed to say it. If I get one wolf cut, I think that would be okay. I think you run up the ladder. Can you check with Jim? I want to curly Christine. Stop giving me a straight wolf cut. You think Christine did that? Jason? You think Christine Photoshopped that quick? Yeah, that's true. I don't know how to do anything. I don't know how to do anything like that. If Christine had to do that, I'd be like, where's this been forever? You just put silly haircuts on me? First of all, I look exactly like my mother in that photo. You're like a wolf cut. Your mom has a wolf cut. That's why you have an edifice complex. No, my mom's never got a wolf cut. I wish Don would get a wolf cut. No, you don't mean that. I love a wolf cut on her. My God, dude. Love a wolf cut. When she goes to school without you, people are gonna ask, where's your other mom? I want you to figure out how he died. One more guess. I'll take the break. Let's take the break so I can think about it. We should have people call in. It wasn't diabetes. It wasn't. No, it wasn't. Okay. Close. You went blind. Slowly as hard. So pancreatic cancer. No. Did I say sickle cell? You said sickle cell. That was one of the first ones. He was set up by Shug Knight? Nope. Drive by. No. They didn't have drive-bys back then. They used knives. Home invasion gone wrong? They used knives back then and they fought. They did fisty cuffs. Oh, he was beaten to death with a car antenna? No. No. That was a pretty good guess. No. Bobby Kelly. Oh, yeah, you did me. Bobby, one singular sensation. You can see Bobby doing his stage dicks. I did love the play. Over the top. You really did. I did, dude. It got me. Can we go see more musicals? Christine, I'd love to. Oh, nice. You just found your newest gay friend, Christine. Do you want to come next time? Yeah, I do. All right, you're in. Bobby Kelly's gonna be at Mohegan's son performing in the comedy. Club April 17th and 18th. What the hell else are you gonna do after that? He's gonna be at uncle Vinnie's. Oh, that's nest sold right in New Jersey and Cleveland after Stanford and New Orleans. If you want to get some ticks, who? Punch up. Oh, I'm wrong part of the song. Punch up that live slash Robert Kelly. Check out Bobby's new YouTube at Robert Kelly comedy and every Tuesday night. Fat black pussy cat. Big J. O'Cross is gonna be at the funnier home in Orlando this week though. April 10th and 11th. After that, he'll be in Nashville for story wars and headlining Kansas City for tickets and all the toy days. Please visit pigjaycomedy.com or youtube.com slash at big J. O'Cross for all his videos and special stuff. DJ Lou has merch. He's got a brand new t-shirt out at comicwearables.com. I think he has a gambling problem. He needs to make some money. Oh, I'm trying to move out of the ghetto. He's trying to start paying child support. Government found his bank account. Yeah, and his Indian girlfriend's like, you have to make money. His girlfriend's telling me, we have to move away from your brother. We have to move away. My mother wanted doctoral engineer and I settled for DJ. He keeps telling me that he's you and we have sex together. I don't like it. I don't like it. Perhaps you can sell a shirt or something. It's actually, I hate that photo of me, by the way. It looks just like my mother. It's a great shirt. DJ Lou, describe it. It's a stickman pearl jam logo that I redrew to say DJ Lou and the bonfire. It's on comicwearables.com and also my Instagram, louitski linkin bio. Go get it. Go get it. I actually like the black one with the red bonfire. Very cool. Very cool. What do we get? 10%? Jay, 10% or 15? That was 50. 50? Do we get 50% Lou? I mean, you do make me what I am. But we're really splitting pennies here. Okay. Well, you know, what if it takes off? What if it becomes the hottest new shirt? Then you get a cut. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. Indeed presents. Highers, you can't afford to get wrong. Like a warehouse operations manager. Where are the forklifts? I sold them. They were too expensive. I got a great deal on these scooters though. 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