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In fact, Attenborough is credited as the only person to have won a BAFTA, the British Oscars, in black and white, color, high definition, 3D, and 4K. BBC's interim director general said he is, without a shadow of the doubt, the most consequential broadcaster of our times. Happy birthday, big guy. Happy birthday. I was listening to a Scott Galloway podcast earlier, and he said, to be successful in podcasting, you have to have a handsome voice. Sir David Attenborough might have the most handsome voice at all. And it comes down to the fact that he speaks with an accent known as received pronunciation. The Ringer wrote that this is considered the British standard, connoting high social status and prestige. The Lannisters talk with it on Game of Thrones. Actors doing Shakespeare in theater use it. It can sort of make him sound timeless, said Laurel McKenzie. an NYU linguistics professor. And at 100 years old, Attenborough is timeless. Gonna wind down with some planet Earth tonight to celebrate his birthday. I mean, I'm just thinking about him. There's some people that have this really profound impact on your life you have such affection for, and they don't really appear that often. I'm thinking, you know, in the vein of Alex Trebek or David Attenborough. And when you think about, you know, how much pleasure and information they've delivered to you over the years, I mean, just watching planet Earth those early years was a truly magical experience. and he was the main reason for it. Had it on DVD. That was like one of the things that we would watch via DVD because they had just the full stack of it. It was unbelievable. And now it's on Netflix. Go watch it tonight. And now a word from our sponsor, AT&T Business. Toby, why are you so blue? Small Business Week is almost over. Cheer up, my friend, because with AT&T Business, every week can feel like Small Business Week. 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Maria von Kirchhoff, a director for the World Health Organization, says her leading theory is that the first patient was infected before boarding during travel in South America and then passed the virus to close contacts. The first fatalities were an older Dutch couple who may have contracted Hantavirus after visiting a landfill during a bird watching tour prior to the cruise. Hantavirus normally spreads through contact with infected rodents, specifically their droppings, but no rodents have been found on the ship. Some passengers tested positive for the rare Andes version of the virus, the only Hantavirus strain for which human to human transmission is possible. The issue authorities are now grappling with is that around 30 passengers disembarked from the cruise ship and flew home back in late April. The wife of the original Dutch man who died was symptomatic when she flew to Johannesburg on a flight carrying 88 other people. Since then, a growing web of contact tracing has spread across continents with a flight attendant in the Netherlands potentially being identified as the first person not on the Hondias to become infected. Neil, the WHO, had a press conference yesterday where they tried to reassure the public that this is not COVID given the completely different form of transmission, affirming that they do not expect this to devolve into a larger epidemic. Yeah, there's two main arenas of this war against Hantavirus right now. One is this massive contact tracing operation across the world. There's those 30 people that got off the ship from at least 12 countries. So in the United States, they're tracking people in three states. In Switzerland, they're also tracking people all over the world, trying to find out who these people are, who have they been in contact with after they left the ship before this outbreak was understood. And then the other arena is the ship itself. There are still over 100 people, passengers and crew, on this ship, And they're heading to the Canary Islands right now, where on Saturday they will get there and then hopefully go through this evacuation process beginning on Monday. But, yeah, there are people who paid for this cruise that are still on the ship right now. And I've been reading about what it's like to be on a ship where already three people have died and five people have been taken to hospitals after being infected with this Hantavirus. And, yeah, it's what we know from COVID. They're social distancing. They're wearing masks. They're trying to do anything to stay occupied, watching TV, reading books. And the people on the ship say morale is pretty high given all the circumstances, but I'm sure they're pretty excited to get off. It's also shining a light not just on the cruise industry, but the expedition cruise industry in particular, which are cruises that promise you access to destinations that you wouldn't normally go to. I mean, like Antarctica, sub-Antarctic islands, these very isolated communities around the entire world. and it's become a very fast-growing corner of the travel industry. Almost 80,000 passengers landed on the Antarctic Peninsula last season. That is up from 54,000 before the pandemic. So people are trying to go further-flung places because that's exciting. But when it comes down to if there's a virus on board, it makes it very complicated. How do you detect it? How do you contain it? Because it is easy to lose track of exactly when someone was infected when you are in such far-flung places. And if you do contract systems, you're thousands of miles away from civilization in some cases. So it might become one of these things where they have to reevaluate how do we handle disease on these cruises that go very far away from normal humans Yeah the sentiment online toward the cruise industry was not so positive this week People are like, why are we still going on cruises when this can happen? Obviously, in COVID in March 2020, you know, the cruise industry was also in the spotlight for being this petri dish of an area or a place where these kind of diseases can spread. But since we're talking about COVID, I mean, WHO officials yesterday stressed that they're taking this seriously, but we should not consider this like COVID at all, because basically the COVID is transmitted a lot more easily. The antivirus spread on this cruise ship was also quite unusual. This human transmission is very rare because you need to be in a close contact with someone for a very long time, unlike COVID, where, you know, if you're just in the room for a couple of hours or minutes, then you could basically contract it then. And so that's why basically the only place where a human can give Hantavirus to another human might be a cruise ship. Let's get right into it. Stock of the Week, Dog of the Week, the segment where we pick one stock that stunned at the Met Gala and another that tripped on the stairs. I won the pre-show Tic-Tac-Toe Best of Seven, so I get to go first. And my Stock of the Week is U.S. oil companies, which, thanks to the war in Iran, are sending more of their product overseas than at any point in history. Last week, U.S. fuel exports reached a record as European and Asian countries look to America to fill the gap caused by the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. That waterway, through which a fifth of global oil supplies traverses, has been effectively shut down to ships since the U.S. and Israel struck Iran more than two months ago. The U.S. was sending over 8.2 million barrels of refined fuels abroad last week, like jet fuel, gas, and diesel, a jump of more than 20 percent over last year. Refined fuels have been the main driver, but that unrefined crude is also in high demand. The U.S. recently became a net exporter of crude oil for the first time since World War II, which is remarkable given that just over 10 years ago, it was one of the world's biggest importers of crude. It's been a windfall for U.S. energy companies, which according to the Financial Times are set to earn an additional $60 billion of cash flow this year should oil prices stay elevated. But all this exporting to other countries is leaving regular American people wondering, hey, what about us? We're paying a ton more for gas and our own companies are shipping all this gas abroad. As these companies rake it in, pressure is growing on the Trump administration to relieve the pain at the pump for American consumers. So the card that the Trump administration can play is banning the export of fuel. That is a card it does not want to play. It is repeatedly insisting that it will not ban exports of gas to the world because they want the free market to behave as the free market does. But if gasoline starts to creep up above $5 average, $6 an average, $7 per gallon average, then those critics get a lot louder and maybe that card does have to be played. But would it necessarily lower prices? Even if you do play that card, would it be better to keep more of this crude on shore? And a lot of people say no, because one of the limiting factors is not just how much crude oil you have in the country. It's if you can refine it into helpful things like gasoline. And right now our refineries are cranking at almost maximum output. So there's just not that much supply you can bring online, even if you stopped exporting fuel to the rest of the world. And at the same time, the price of oil is set globally. So even if we kept oil here, it might cause prices to rise elsewhere. And that means gas prices will still go higher because when we talk about oil prices, it's the Brent crude benchmark globally. Everyone kind of pays the same thing. So it's not necessarily a fact or truism that if we kept more gas here and we banned exports, then we would see gas prices fall. A lot of people are saying that actually what we're seeing right now is oil markets operating very efficiently. I mean, the fact that the U.S. is sending to buyers that normally don't buy from us is a good thing. Australia. Australia. We do not trade oil with Australia, but now we are because that is where the oil market is filling in the gaps of all the supply that was taken offline because of the Strait of Hormuz. That is still just the overall question mark is you got to open the Strait in order for everything to equalize. There's only so much oil even the U.S. can send out to the rest of the world. So Strait of Hormuz and everything comes back to the Strait of Hormuz. And I mentioned Stock of the Weeks. We should probably talk about some companies. Well, Shell reported earnings yesterday. It's not a U.S. company, but it is based in London. It is a Western oil company. I mean, it's doing amazingly. its adjusted profit soared 24% to nearly $7 billion in the first three months of the year over last year. And its first quarter profit was more than twice what the company earned in the previous quarter. Other companies that reported earnings did really well. BP, Total Energies from France. So these Western European countries are seeing a windfall from higher oil prices, which are around $100 from around $60 before the war. My dog of the week is Whirlpool because According to its CEO, Americans are shopping like they're in the middle of a recession. The appliance company, which makes everything from kitchen mixers to washing machines, reported lousy earnings yesterday that showed a 7% drop in appliance demand in the first quarter. This level of industry decline is similar to what we have observed during the global financial crisis and even higher than during other recessionary periods, CEO Mark Bitzer said on the earnings call. Investors took that to heart, setting shares of the company down 12%. Specifically, Whirlpool says the Iran war is having a major impact on consumer confidence and also on its own supply chain, leading to higher prices and transportation costs. Whirlpool is seen as a proxy for the broader economy because it's a gauge on the willingness of consumers to make big ticket purchases. And they are clearly not very willing right now. Neil, a lot of conflicting reports out this earnings cycle, with some companies like Uber, Disney, Burger King seeing consumer spending hold up, while Whirlpool is saying the economy is going down the garbage disposal. Hard to parse through the conflicting signals. I am confused, for sure, because yesterday morning we got up here and we talked about how the consumer was healthy because Disney and Uber said that people were spending, people were ordering Uber Eats, people were going to Disney's theme parks, watching Disney+. Like, everything was going well for the consumer despite all these headwinds. And then you had a rash of companies, including Whirlpool yesterday, say that actually the consumer is not doing well. And I'll just run through those. Kraft Heinz CEO said that consumers are, quote, literally running out of money at the end of the month. They have negative cash flows in the lower income brackets when they're dipping into their savings. And then Dime Brands Global, which is the owner of Applebee's and IHOP, said are price sensitive, more value oriented guests seem to be staying home a bit more. Planet Fitness had its worst day on record. It was down 31 percent because it had weaker than expected. Members sign up storing the New Year period, January through March, which is when people should be or expected to be signing up for the gym. She said the consumer and economic backdrop have shifted. Then you also mentioned McDonald which said that the consumer is also going down rather than going up So we are having a bit of a split screen thing going on with Uber and Disney saying things are hunky dory and then Whirlpool et al saying that things are actually not okay at all And then just to go back to Whirlpool for one second Whirlpool was supposed to be a net winner in the tariff environment because they make 80% of its products in the US. So a lot of people said that it was going to fare the tariff storm or weather the tariff storm a lot better than other companies. So the fact that it hasn't been doing well and the consumer demand hasn't been there, despite the fact that they're saving on input costs a little bit, that's a big warning signal. And again, I said that it is usually seen as a bellwether of the economy because what do you do when you're feeling well, when you have extra cash in the bank, you upgrade your washing machine, you upgrade your dryer a little bit. These are expensive purchases. So while maybe Uber is seeing the smaller purchases of like a burrito here and there coming in and they're saying that speaks to a strong consumer. Whirlpool is saying, uh-uh, not enough cash in the bank to make these big ticket purchases, which is a better indicator of how consumers are actually feeling. All right, we're going to take a quick break and come back with a story about a whoop-doop right after this. Hey, Toby, here's a bill for you. It's my fee. What? How am I supposed to pay this on short notice or at all? That's a question countless employees ask themselves when they're saddled with an unexpected medical bill not covered by health insurance. and understandably, financial stress can cause lost productivity. This missed work can really cost employers annually. That's why Aflac works to pay claims quickly and accurately to help foster employee peace of mind. And offering Aflac plans comes at no direct cost to businesses. 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The Fitbit Air also marks Google's biggest play yet into the exploding market of wearable health devices that ditch screens. But the Fitbit Air isn't just a wristband. It's meant to be a portal into the broader health ecosystem Google's calling Google Health. The new app will launch alongside the fitness band and be your all-in-one own base for personal health data like heart rate, sleep, step tracking, of course, resting heart rate, logging meals, and cycles. And yes, AI will be at the forefront. Google's entering a crowded health field where it lags behind. The dominant Apple Watch is the most popular wearable overall, while screenless devices like Oura Ring and Whoop are gaining lots of traction. Clearly, Google wants to win on price. at $100 with an optional $10 per month Google Health subscription. The Fitbit Air undercuts Whoop, which sells an annual subscription for $200. The cheapest Apple Watch is $249. The Oura Ring starts at $349 and Google's own Pixel Watch 4 is $349. Toby, what do you make of Google's play here going screenless? Should Whoop be worried? Whoop should be worried because there are two camps that health wearables have adopted at this point. It is the heavy upfront investment that you make in Oura Ring, which is a $350 ring, and then a smaller annual subscription fee, or you'd be Whoop that gives you the bracelet for free, but then it's useless without the $200 a month subscription. Google's undercutting both sides of that equation. They're saying here's a cheap hardware with a pretty cheap subscription as well that you don't even need. That you don't need. And then you could upgrade that too if you want more features to $100 a year. That is why everyone in the industry is shaking because it undercuts Aura, it undercuts Whoop, it undercuts everyone at this point, which Google can do because it's just a massive company. It's been fascinating watching this shift into more simpler hardware. And this comes with the advantages. You're wearing one right now. It doesn't have a screen. It just sends all this data to your phone. And there are a few advantages. One is that the battery lasts a long time. This Google Fitbit Air is going to not need a charge for a week. And at the same time, you're not going to maybe take it off as much because it's less intrusive to your life. And really, the value of these fitness trackers comes with measuring a lot of biometric data, health data over time and send that to your phone. That's where you get a lot of the insight. So maybe you're willing to take off your Fitbit Air or your Whoop less than you might a clunkier device like an Apple Watch where, you know, maybe it's just not on your wrist all the time. Like I have a garment, I'm not wearing it all the time, but if I had something like that, I would. So those are a few of the advantages and it's also just cheaper to make and it's cheaper to buy. So this industry is exploding of just this screenless display list devices. Yeah, Whoop just raised $575 million at a $10 billion valuation. So clearly this category is hot. We have to talk about the AI health coach too. That is something that Google is putting first and foremost. And their justification for injecting this health coach into it is that if you look at pro athletes, this is from Rishi Chandra, Google's VP of this product category. When you look at pro athletes, they have an army helping them. They have a nutritionist, a sleep coach, a fitness trainer, all looking out for that individual. So what the health coach is trying to provide is all those things in one. You can prompt it and say like, hey, where can I improve my sleep? Where can I improve my fitness X, Y, Z? They think that's going to be a big value prop. Whoop does have something similar. Like I can talk to an AI chatbot about my health. I rarely do it. Let's be honest because most of the numbers that they give you already paint that picture for you. Like I already know if my sleep was good or bad. I already know how to improve my sleep, which is go to bed earlier, don't eat as close to bed. But they think that a lot of people are curious about their health. They want more insights. They want to go deeper. Hence the AI health coach. This rivalry is getting spicy, though, because whoop CEO, after all this came out, whoop CEO Will Ahmed tweeted a picture of the circuit board of a whoop. And he said engraved on every circuit board is, quote, don't bother copying us. We're still winning, which I don't know if that's a bullish signal. A lot of people were like, hey, cope, man. All right, let's sprint to the finish with some final headlines. If you liked watching Siena play Kennesaw State in March Madness, get ready for more forgettable first round matchups because the men's and women's NCAA basketball tournaments are getting bigger. The NCAA announced yesterday that the tournaments are jumping to 76 teams up from the 68 that currently play, making the first expansion on the men's side since 2011. Before you go clutching your pearls or trying to envision what a 1 versus 18 matchup might look like All that really changing is the play games a set of games that whittle down bubble teams to see who makes it into the final field of 64 Instead of the first four, it will now be the first 12, with 24 teams vying for the last 12 spots into the tournament. From there, the traditional 64-team bracket will commence. Neil, a lot of people don't like this, calling it a money grab from the NCAA. I say just let all 360 Division I programs in and have a March, April, May, June, and July madness. It would take me full weeks to fill out that bracket. That does not sound exceptionally fun, but the mob was out in full force for this decision, saying it waters down the event. Wow, regular season means absolutely nothing now because more teams will get in, and probably the biggest criticism is that it will advantage mid-teams from the bigger conferences. No shade on Maryland. I went there, but you'd see maybe more Maryland's making it in and fewer McNeese states from the mid-major conferences. And that's what we all love about March Madness is those Cinderella stories. And it would kind of tilt the tournament in favor of just those average teams from bigger conferences. At the same time, this doesn't mess with the first Thursday or Friday of March Madness, which is the thing that everyone loves. And they're separating it out into this intro tournament. But I will say it doesn't seem to be a decision that was made with the fans in mind. Right. I wonder too, if it's going to just cheapen an NCAA tournament appearance because technically you get to, you know, hang a banner or put a notch on your banner saying we made it to the tournament if you just made it to the first four. So that is going to be a brutal consolation prize if you were in Maryland saying, hey, we made it to the tournament, but we were one of the first 24 teams eliminated on the first few days. So I think fan bases are going to start getting a little, I don't know, overloaded with tournament appearances, fake tournament appearances. As a fan, you're right. It doesn't change the experience that much. We weren't that locked into the first four anyway. Like now the fact that it's the first 24, I don't think it's going to change that much because March Madness truly starts when it starts in that first round. So don't have a huge problem with it, honestly. Just let more kids play, I guess. Up next, a new lawsuit accuses the Italian food brand Sento of committing tomato fraud. Two Californians say Sento has been misrepresenting the San Marzano label on one of its tomato products, duping consumers into thinking they're buying the Ferrari of tomatoes when they're actually just getting a fiat. The plaintiffs say that Cento's certified San Marzano label is unfair because the product does not have a certification from Italy's authority on such things, which also sets standards for products like Parmesan cheese and olive oil. The lawsuit says the way champagne can only be produced in the Champagne region of France, real San Marzanos can only be grown, processed, and canned in a specific region of Italy, and Cento doesn't have that stamp of approval despite presenting their tomatoes that way. Cento says the suit is a bunch of bolognese. A lawyer responded, the allegations are entirely without merit and that the company will vigorously defend itself. A lot of people have thought this about Cento over the years because a suit in 2019 was filed in York basically arguing the same thing because it is difficult to independently verify this. I mean, Cento uses a third party agricultural verifier and they say that is who you should trust. But other critics say, no, you got to use this independent consortium that I'm not going to try to pronounce that. Certified. Yeah, exactly. They are the they are the de facto authority on this subject. I didn't even know this about San Marzano tomatoes, but they have thicker walls, fewer seeds and lower acidity, which makes them the Ferrari of cooking. I don't know if I've cooked with these tomatoes. Have you cooked with San Marzano? I say I'm not I don't think I'm that discerning when it comes to the tomato sauce. Like I just go with whatever looks like the most authentic Italian brand when I look at the when I look at all of the cans, because there are a bunch of different ones. If it looks too American, I'm like, no, I think so. I'm sure you have bought Sento in the past because this is everywhere in every grocery store. That is exactly how I shop, too. This is bad. We are victims of marketing. Finally, we are witnessing the largest petition ever in human history. Is it about the environment, a political cause? Nope. It's Real Madrid fans demanding that their star forward, Kylian Mbappe, get sold. 44 million people and counting have signed the petition, exceeding any human rights petition in recorded history. Mbappe, who's on a million-dollar-a-week salary, has been rubbing fans the wrong way. There was the ill-timed holiday with his girlfriend in the middle of the season, the fact that Madrid won all six games he was out with injury, and the stinging reality that arch-rivals Barcelona can clinch the league against Madrid this Sunday. Niel Mbappe is one of the best players in the world, but a lot of people, more than the population of the state of California, want him gone. 44 million signatures. This shows me how much people care about soccer. And I know this week we've been talking about how hotels are empty for the World Cup and there's just bad vibes around that particular tournament. 44 million signatures for a petition for a player to leave your team, which is nearly the population of Spain, is just insane. Real Madrid claimed to have 600 million fans worldwide, which did the calculation that 7.5% of the global population are fans of this one particular soccer team in Spain. Now, there are accusations that some of these or many of these signatures are bots and fake, but I still think it shows how popular of a sport this is. Absolutely. And how passionate people are about it. I remember earlier in this week, we talked about Alberta's succession movement and how they attracted 300,000 signatures. And I sent a tweet because at the beginning of the week, this petition was gaining steam. Mbappe's already attracted like 500,000 by that point. I did not expect it to reach 44 million by the end of the week. I can see this thing spiraling even further, though, because now it's just a meme at this point. So 44 million people want you out. Mbappe is really good. That's the undertext of all this. He is one of the top three players in the world. That is not up for debate. He's the favorite to win the World Cup. But, I mean, it just happens. Sometimes the relationship sours. Sometimes when your star player is getting into locker room fights, bad for the team, the team starts to rebel against him and the fans start to rebel as well. Yeah, and they're playing against Barcelona on Sunday in El Clasico and they are far behind Barcelona can clinch the league. Then there's a lot of disgruntled people. 7.5% of the world's population apparently. Okay, that is all the time we have. Thanks for starting your morning with us. Have a wonderful Friday and an even better weekend. If you'd like to reach us, send an email to morningbrewdaily at morningbrew.com or DM us on Instagram at mbdailyshow. Let's roll the credits. Emily Milliron is our supervising producer. Raymond Liu is our senior producer. Our producer is Olivia Graham and our associate producer is Olivia Lake. Technical direction by Nina Miller and Yuchenna Waogu. Hair and makeup always logs 10,000 steps. Devin Emery is our president and our show is a production of Morning Brew. Great show today, Neil. I wish you all well.