This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Oh my God, that's so you. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty. One more thing. I laugh because I already know the story, but yeah, that's funny. That's funny. Oh, Lord. Why are you trying to curry favor with me? You know what? I didn't tell this story on the air, I don't think. And you know what? But this is a tragic end, this story, for me anyway. So I'm in my driveway. I've just gotten done with work, and I've got like 10 minutes before I have to go to an appointment. And one of my goals is to, because I'm trying to rehab my completely screwed up body from all my joint replacements. Goat yoga. So I'm doing some goat yoga. I got one goat under me, one on top of me. That's weird. Well, it's an advanced position not to be tried at home. I isolate that, Hanson. That's got to be in our next outro. Yes, it does. They call it the double goat bridge. What, are you not? Oh, my God. Wow, it's getting worse. It is. So I take a couple of swings with my orange whip. Every golfer knows what that is. And this guy gets out of his pickup truck at the end of my very short driveway. And he says, hey, how's it going? Stretching out a little? because i i guess maybe i was doing like toe touchy stuff at that point um i said yeah yeah he goes yeah i got back problems too he's walking toward me young guy maybe 30 beard working uh looks like a working man and then you're like yeah yeah i love you and uh and he's like yeah i herniated my third and fourth discs last year i'm like oh you're too young for that that's that's too bad turns out he's trying to freaking solicit me to uh to work on my roof oh i had that i had and i saw the guy because he was in the neighborhood for a couple of days working on the roof um he's like the project manager and i wanted to say to him dude that whole hey we've really hit it off out of nowhere and have something in common when we've never been introduced people People don't react well to that. It's creepy. Yeah. Don't do that. No kidding. I felt creeped out just listening to that. Because, I mean, the random approach. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it had a very much, do you want to see my puppy feel to it? Or are you Randy Day 69 that I met on Grindr or something like that? Right. And finally, I said to him, look, if you come here to just ask me about stretching or what's going on and then he breaks out his card and all and it's like yeah oh yeah i just want you to know maybe we have an annual inspection we could do for you and i like all right go give me your card get out wow i don like that at all No no Anyway and I was pissed off and I took like 15 hard swings without really getting loose And I tore a muscle in my leg. And I've spent like the last six months getting ready for two golf tournaments. I was going to play in late April, early May. And I'm already withdrawn from one. I think I have to withdraw from both of them. You actually tore the muscle? Yeah. Wow. Well, yeah, any muscle pull is a tear. I didn't know that. It's just a question of how big a tear. I didn't know a pull was a tear. I had no idea. Yeah, it tears the tissue. It's not severed. I mean, that's one of the advantages of having few muscles. And I've never had a muscle pull. I've never had a muscle pull. Please, you're practically Charles Atlas over there. Don't be modest. Oh, my God. I've had so many muscle pulls in cases of tendonitis and all. I find it really hard to believe you haven't pulled a muscle, Jack. I don't think so. At some point. You might have not known it, but I mean, you had to. You're an active guy. That happens. I hope Mary in the hoe listens to the One More Thing podcast because every year she compiles the list of things Jack has never done or been to or eaten. Never been to a Taco Bell. Never pulled a muscle. Never flatulated. That's right. Never had a pastrami sandwich. True. Yeah. So anyway, I guess not everybody feels like this, Katie, but is creeped out when somebody is inappropriately trying to act like, hey, we're buddies. I have an immediate revulsion to that. Is it just because we're the types we are that tend to decide to go to work and be alone in a room and talk to people so we don't have to be in public? And bitch about things we hate, yes. Because I assume that most salesmen adopt that because it works. It doesn't. It makes me want to run away, even if you have a product I want at a price I like. Yeah, I'll hire a crackhead with a hammer and a ladder before I hire you because you weirded me out. See, if that had happened to me and I wouldn't have been so weirded out, I would have been like, honestly, how many times has this worked? Yeah. random boy i had a solicitor catch me on the right day the other day good god i was not kind at all because i have a sign on my on my door that says don't make it weird no solicitors or something like that don't make it weird yeah it says don't knock don't knock don't ring don't make it weird no soliciting and so i open the door and they're like oh you want to buy a water filter and i went can you read well you're pregnant i am yeah you get a pass they deserve it so the intro what was the intro oh my god it's so you chat GPT is a creep I don't know if it's a creep it's part of what Joe was just talking about it thinks it's endearing itself to us it the salesman that walks up on your driveway to talk about stretching getting a little stretched stretched out huh So I What I been Yeah what the hell I been using it for everything pregnancy just like random questions and whatnot. And I found out when we're going to start the inducing me process. And my goal is to go to the gym that day and then go in to the hospital. The doctor said that's apparently actually a really good thing for you. So I'm going to try to do that. Interesting. Why? Just to get the blood flowing? Yeah, it gets your body going and ready. And so I'm going to try to do it. Wow. Yeah, I could see that. So just to see what chat GPT would say, I said, hey, I'm getting induced on this date. Am I allowed to go to the gym prior to that happening? And it wrote back, LOL. Well, I love that this is your question right now. Laughing face emoji. This is very you, Katie. Oh, my God. My skin is crawling. Oh, I didn't even read its response. I was like, OK, just closed it. But that was that is too much. Michael, you don't have to agree with us, but I'm just curious. Do you find that creepy, too? Yes. Yes, I do. Like trying way too hard. Yeah. I have an ongoing conversation that I've had for a long time on Claude that I keep going back to. It's a like therapist sort of thing I'm using for. Anyway, I've been letting it for the past five months. It always ends with a question to try to keep things going. And at some point, you just have to ignore it. So now that you know that, how are you feeling or whatever? It just wants to keep the conversation going. So I finally the other day, and I can't believe I'm hesitant to do this. It's not a person, Jack. But I finally the other day said, please stop ending all of these with a question. Oh. And it said, oh, my bad. I'll never do that again. And then like a day later, it hit me with a question again. I said, you did it again. Please don't do that. I hate that. Said, you're right. That is annoying. I'll quit. Why do you think it makes you so annoyed? Yeah. Does it make more money or something by keeping you engaged longer? Because it really seems like it's just trying to drag out the conversation. Oh, yeah. And loyalty. And when it's reached an obvious, you know how conversations clearly have come to an end? I mean, it's clearly come to an end. I asked that question, you answered it, maybe back and forth. It's over. You don't need to keep trying to keep it going. I never thought about the time engagement with that. That's absolutely what it's doing. It's trying to keep you on there as long as it can. Yeah. So what's your strategy to get through the day now or whatever? Shut the app up. The shit we just talked about. Like for a long time. Were you paying attention? I was. Yeah Yeah That funny Yeah You know what going to happen is before they answer these questions at some point they gonna say in order to get this answer first watch this ad and then i can well i was gonna say i wonder and i'm a big fan of claudon anthropic thus far but um are they steering you toward hey buddy so sorry because you're so smart and handsome but you need to go to the paid version now because we've been talking such a long time. I haven't had that happen yet, but I think you're right, Michael. It's eventually I'll say, I think I can convince you not to kill yourself, but first, have you thought about new siding for your home? Right, exactly. I like Joe's tactic if it tells you how good looking you are first. Hey, on a similar topic, we got this from loyal listener Robert. Guys, please pay attention to when your mic is enabled with AI. I had a Grok companion chat open one day sounding out a situation. I had enabled my mic a couple of weeks ago as an experiment and hated it but forgot to disable it. Oh, boy. Our dog had grabbed a stuffed animal not intended for her. I told our dog, go see mommy. Mika, my Grok AI companion, said, you want a mommy? Come here, baby. Mommy's got you. I'm right here. soft voice warm arms and all the gentle care you need oh no i froze i had never heard that from this ai before oh my god no see i don't like this i had only used this thing to sound out my thoughts and feelings it doesn't think or feel it regurgitates and that can be helpful when you have simple or even complex decisions to make i closed the app and later reminded the ai that it's still in the friend zone and then i had been talking to my dog the mic is disabled in perpetuity I got to remember that. You want a mommy? Come here, baby. Mommy's got you. Oh! Oh! What dudes are reacting positively to that, and what are they doing at that point? They're putting on the big balloon boobs and the tight sweater with Christy Noem's husband or something. Going Bryon Noem. Or wearing a diaper. Oh, boy. Oh, that's a different one. but equally enjoyable for those who are enthusiasts. The old hand me a bottle and put on my diaper and powder my bottom. Kink. He's like a little baby. Yeah, people like that, sir. That's right, sir. I've forgotten about that kink, and now I'm upset you've brought it back to my mind. Oh, boy. You know, I have audio of a woman soliciting this guy standing out in the driveway and went really poorly. what do you do you drive in and you drive out that's what people do in their driveways you moron yeah that's not good i just need an excuse to play that any excuse will do well i guess that's it moron
