1845 - "Slave Slab"

I am free. I am unshackled. Adam Curry. John C. Dvorak. It's Sunday, February 22nd, 2026. This is your award-winning Kimball Nation Media. That's the nation of episode 1845. This is no agenda. We've got shots fired. And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in Fever Region No. 6. In the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from northern Silicon Valley, where we discovered the aliens are already here. I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Clackbott and Buck Hill in the morning. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to say anything, but we do a second half of the show. All of a sudden, the alien files are being released. I don't want to take credit, but I think not. The race it is? I think not. President Trump says he'll be directing the Pentagon and other government agencies to identify and release files related to extraterrestrials and UFOs. Trump made the announcement on social media last night, hours after he accused former President Barack Obama of disclosing classified information during a podcast interview. Obama later clarified that he had not seen evidence of alien contact, but that the odds are good that life is out there because the universe is vast. All right. I'm going to predict something. We're going to see absolutely nothing. We're going to see nothing. Absolutely nothing, as usual. Absolutely nothing. it's good to be back of course did you hear the wow you sound really bassy today what are you doing I sound bassy now I have no controls over the bass or the horizontal or the vertical I don't know you have your regular mic yeah nothing's changed maybe it's just maybe like a fine wine you're getting bassy basically or with any of it. Did you hear the Hillary, to get the show off to the right side, did you hear the Hillary interview at the BBC? No, Hillary on the BBC. What is she doing on the BBC? Well, she's... Well, you tell me. You keep saying that you didn't know Jeffrey Epstein, but your husband flew with him 26 times to party butt-naked in the island with some girls. And most people say that you killed Jeffrey Epstein to silence him. just like the other hundreds of mysterious deaths surrounding you and your husband. So are you sure you didn't know Jeffrey Epstein? Okay, look, just because I killed the guy doesn't mean I knew the guy. Oh, okay. Okay, and can you please stop asking me questions about Jeffrey Epstein? A lot of reporters can go missing, you know. Accidents do happen. People shoot themselves in the back three times, if you know what I mean. Anyway, let's talk about something else. Wow, throwing out the AI clip of the day right away, huh? I actually do, I have some, I have a report from Channel 4 in the UK, which is not AI, but does, I think was kind of relevant to here. A Channel 4 news investigation today reveals that all those pictures, emails, videos and messages released by the Department of Justice, said to be over three million pages, may amount to just a fraction of the Epstein material obtained by investigators. Why do we think that? Why? Why do we think that? his Florida mansion in 2005, and his fancy New York townhouse and sprawling luxury island in 2019 saw dozens of devices, computers, hard drives and servers bagged and tagged and brought to FBI offices for examination. Now, emails examined by Channel 4 News show investigators discussing those very devices. From the earliest stages, investigators were talking about Epstein's data totalling many, many times what has so far been released. In June 2020, one wrote, we expect the data to be somewhere around 20 to 40 terabytes, making that the total capacity of the devices was up to 50 terabytes. Then as recently as last year, long after the investigation into Epstein and his associates had ended, the figures quoted remained massive. We're looking at a total of approximately 14.6 terabytes of archived data, said another email. Hey, where is this archived data? Where's this 14.6 terabytes of data? Hmm? So I went through the first 3,000 photos. Wow. See, I leave the show for a week, and I cannot trust you. Right away, you're going to the photos. Okay. So what did you find? So I've come to a conclusion that was a little different, and I think Trump is probably right. This is a mountain out of a mohill. When you look at all the photos and you see the layouts of his private, what I consider, I'll tell you what my thesis is, he was running a private hotel that was a brothel that was a whorehouse for high-end customers that are billionaires probably almost exclusively, but I'm sure there's a few hundred millionaires in there who can't in the real world get laid. Somebody like Reid Hoffman, who is worth, I think, $2.5 billion. Now, how did he get his money, Reid Hoffman? LinkedIn. Oh, he sold LinkedIn to Microsoft. Microsoft. Right, right. He got his money from Microsoft. Yeah, it's all in the family bill. and a billion dollars if you have a billion dollars that brings in 50 million dollars a year at 5% which is a lot of money but you can't trust women because they're going to take you for your money you can't trust a hooker all women, never trust a hooker nope, nope, nope well you can trust a hooker but not if you're worth a billion dollars it's just a problem and so Epstein is set up shop and if you look at the floor plans you can see he has all kinds of rooms different suites there's about 30 rooms in his well I was listening to Wexner some of his testimony and he was saying the place was a crap hole it was no good they were fixing it up it was still being fixed up as they were taking and worse was they had the pictures when they go to St. John's Island That place was incomplete. There were still unfinished rooms. They were still working on it. There was cabañas. But it's designed for these high-end guys. But let me ask you a question. Do you think that as a brothel that it was used to, pardon the pun, curry favor, or do you think that there still was some blackmail at play? No. What's the point? That's what I was thinking about. What's the point of blackmailing somebody? Let's say the fee is a million bucks to you join this little, you know, as you make an investment or you give Jeffrey some consulting money. That's the fee to go to this place. And you go to the place and they have to, they said they had a catalog with different girls. You pick one or two out and they're your companions. Yeah. And they, you know. Wait a minute. Where did you hear about this catalog? The catalog came out about a couple of weeks ago. They talked about it. It was like pick and choose, like point and click? Yeah, like a pick and choose. It was glossed over. But it was like a pick and choose thing, so you go to the place. And he also had comedians staying there because you comp rooms the guys. They're not going to get any action, but, you know, you give them a room. You want a fun guy to talk with at the bar. Yeah, if you're going to go to the bar. And some of these places have kitchenettes. And meanwhile, if you look at all the pictures, you see they had a big laundry room, just like a hotel does. They had a big central kitchen just like a hotel does for room service. Hold on. The sluttalogue, I like that. I'm writing that down, sluttalogue. It's not a catalog. It's a sluttalogue. Yes. Okay. It was just like a private hotel, and you don't blackmail people for that because you're already getting a million bucks, let's say, a year for them to be a member of this place. And what are you going to blackmail them for? What are you going to blackmail Reid Hoffman for? Curry's favors? What is he? He just floats around podcast. He doesn't do anything. I mean, there's no reason to, and he's over at the place all the time because, you know, if you're kind of a fat billionaire with not much of a personality, this is perfect. And that's all it was. And the CIA, if they were keeping tabs on anybody, it was just the system, so they'd keep notes. And all this surveillance, which we have no evidence, you know, they're not showing us anything. The surveillance was for surveilling the girls. They didn't want the girls doing deals on the side. They didn't want the girls feeding from the guys. Oh, I like that theory. All right. Well, that's what you would do in a high-end place like this. That's what you do. Girls catering to billionaires, and you can't take a chance. And then on the side, you can say, hey, you know, I got some inside info from my boy over there, Mandelson. And, you know, you can make a killing right now on the foreign exchange because they're about to bail out the euros. You could pick up some tips along the way. He probably did pick up some tips along the way, but that wasn't the main business. I figured he could do $50 million a year just maintaining that place. And that's all it was. And the fact that they're making it such a fuss, now that I think about it, what Trump has to say about it, because he knew what was going on, because he was in New York real estate. Everybody knew what was going on. So you're telling me that there were no children that were being eaten and no pizza with grape soda? That's what I'm telling you, yeah. And you should also note that 17 years old is the age of consent in New York City or New York State. Oh, really? Well, that's an outrage. It's all an outrage. And so they said, okay, so they had some 17-year-olds in there. Now, the rest of it was all speculation about the younger. I mean I'm sure some people tried to horn in but no this was a professionally this was a kind of a genius marketing just going for a high class clientele there's 200 billionaires in California alone yeah it's a pain in the butt though to have to travel to the east coast and go to that island I'm just saying California a lot of them are back east they have places in New York and they can travel in their private jets if they're going to have a good time. You know, what's really interesting is that because of this Epstein stuff, everything, everything that people, certainly people who are online and posting and reading and wrapped up in it, everything is through the lens of Epstein. Like Supreme Court's decision over tariffs, oh, someone's got some compromise on Epstein stuff. It's like everything. Everything is amazing. That's the lens that people just see the stuff through right now, except for New Mexico Representative Andrea Romero, who is putting together a truth commission about Zorro Ranch. New Mexico's State House of Representatives is now creating a bipartisan committee to investigate the property that Jeffrey Epstein once owned in the state, known as Zorro Ranch. They're investigating it for allegations of criminal activity. The committee plans to partner with the New Mexico Department of Justice for the steep tides. into allegations of abuse and sexual assault possibly committed at Zorro Ranch. And joining us now to discuss is Democratic State Representative Andrea Romero, one of the bill's sponsors. Representative, thanks for joining us. So no one opposed this measure, so the committee, the Truth Commission, will be created. How does it feel to have this over the finish line? Well, it feels like we're just beginning, really, truly. You know, we have been thinking about this for a while, trying to find the mechanisms in place to make sure that we can be apolitical and ready to do business. The reality for this commission is something that our community desperately needs and needs to know about. You know, this is information that we're all trying to put together nationwide and worldwide about what went on and how it went on. And for us in New Mexico, it is so critical that we get this story straight. This is really interesting because there's not a lot known about Zorro Ranch other than... Yeah, he's probably still setting it up. This was your... Well, hold on. Hold on. Wait. I was going to say, this is the West Coast version, so these guys, like you just said, have to fly all the way to New York. No, they're going to fly to New Mexico. Let me read this. The age of consent in New Mexico is 16. Oh, man. You've got... Do you have a cheat sheet? What's the age of... I'm telling you, this whole thing was just a massive... No, I'm not arguing against that. No, I agree with you a little bit. No, I don't feel like arguing at all. I think I'm kind of on board with it. You know, the thing is that people are like, ah, yo, traffic children, America is the worst. You know, while this has been going on, probably 1,200 to 1,300 actual sick pedophiles have been arrested. No one talks about it. There's all kinds of operations going on. Actual children under the age of 16 have been freed from sex predator rings that involve local sheriffs and lawyers and dentists. I don't know why I said dentists, but there was a dentist. That gets zero coverage. It's the most bizarre thing. And this is not bizarre because it doesn't involve Trump. There you go. this whole Zorro Ranch, this truth commission appears to be based upon an email sent to a local DJ about eight years ago. There's an email in the Epstein files released by the Department of Justice that mentions Zorro Ranch. It's an unverified claim that two women are buried there. Two women who died by strangulation. The sender of this email has been redacted by the DOJ. It was sent to a local radio host who told CNN he believes it came from someone who worked on the ranch. He passed the email on to the FBI when it was sent in 2019. Does your committee intend to push the Justice Department for more answers regarding that email? Yes, we do. And we will go to the fullest extent of the law to get those answers. The reality that we understand is that that email was sent, and our then attorney general requested that the federal government investigate these claims, that there was a request to do that back in 2019, but unfortunately those requests went unanswered by the federal government. You know, it's a very challenge that we have to be forced to do this ourselves in New Mexico when those requests went unanswered then. And here we are seven years later trying to pick up the pieces. Now, you catch the bit there, 2018 during Trump. So Trump had that hidden. That's the implication there. Yep. Now, of course, Epstein was into all kinds of bio stuff. And this is why he was hanging out with Weinstein and all these people. He was always trolling for the next big thing. What can we invest in? Get a great IPO out of it. And then there's the DNA replication scheme. There was an unusual report in the New York Times in 2019 that mentions Zora Ranch. Jeffrey Epstein at one point, quote, hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women at his vast New Mexico ranch. That's what Elon Musk does for real. The New York Times report says there's no evidence this plan ever came to any sort of fruition. But is this some sort of scientific scheme of Epstein's that you plan to investigate as well? Absolutely. These allegations are horrifying. What's so horrifying about what went on? We have heard from victims that they may have woken up in very strange places. Where are these victims? He's dead, so why can't they speak out? I find this odd. A really difficult process to understand. And that's so critically why we need to know what the truth was. Who were the folks in the room? Who knew what happened? And why were these never investigated, especially if victims came forward? There it is. Why wasn't it investigated all during Trump? This is what's so critical about the public understanding how this happened. And certainly if folks came forward on a crime, why was this never investigated? So, yes, we are looking to these various records. And, again, every single day learn something horrifying about what went on or allegedly went on. Yeah, except she has nothing horrifying to tell. Wait, oh, wait, wait, there's more. Are there other claims about Zora Ranch and the Epstein files that you intend to look into further? Yes, absolutely. I mean, the claims are absolutely sprawling and certainly very concerning. We have allegations of everything from sex abuse and trafficking to harming children of very young ages. It's horrifying what we're learning, it seems, every single day. But we're committed to telling the truth and making sure that there is a record, and if needed, it would be pursued in the court of law. Well, it wasn't investigated for a lot of reasons, but one of them is that the alleged perpetrators are very, very powerful, wealthy people. Are you ready for that? You know, this is, well, fortunately, why we are a bipartisan commission. You know, we're not here to play politics about anything. We're really here to go on a fact-finding mission. Who is involved? And we understand even in our state that it was the highest echelons of people who are being named in these files. And so for us, it's about making sure that no stone is unturned. Whoever it is that we find that may have been a perpetrator in these crimes will be named. They will be named, and we will recognize what went on here. And so, yes, the stretch is very wide and potentially very deep, but we will make sure that the public knows what happened. Yeah. Well, so far we've got some fun names like Pritzker from the Hyatt. And, of course, he's a, he must be related. A billionaire. Yeah, billionaire Pritzker. We've got the douchebag Wasserman from L.A. We've got Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew is the guy who's probably getting screwed in all of this. Yeah, there's a lot of people that think that. Of course, he brought it on himself. Well, yeah, he's also a dope. He's a dented douche. He's always been a dope and a douche, yes. He always has been that, and we all know that. If you see a picture of him when he's really young, you can see why. He was actually a pretty good-looking guy when he was young, when he married Fergie, if you see some of those early wedding pictures. He's one of those guys who relied on his looks. Well, Fergie also looked really good back in the day. Yeah, and she did his same thing. Yes, exactly. Exactly. But, yes, this is a couple of players in this, based on my thesis, you want to look into. Virginia Gouffre, I would advise reading her wiki page. She is a troubled person. The wiki page explains it quite well. And I was very skeptical when she came out. And, by the way, the first interview she did, let's say she's a working girl. It became one under Epstein. Steve charged $160,000 for that interview and got it. For the book or for? No, the first interview in 2011 when she broke this thing wide open. This thing was going on for years, this club. And she broke it open in 2011 by complaining. And she didn't get a piece of the, she wanted more money. I don't know what the real basis was. We never know. what I found to be odd is that she was hit by a bus and then she wasn't and then she committed suicide her whole death is questionable I love that Jake Tapper how he puts it he had another representative on listen to this one of Epstein's most prominent victims Virginia Giuffre who's no longer with us. What does that mean no longer with us? It means she's not in the studio. She's not available for interviews. Why didn't she just say she committed suicide? It's just a small thing. Just a small irritation. Who knows? We don't know. What do you have on Prince Andrew? Oh, this is a report that was, I think this is from BBC or NPR. No, I mean, what kind of dirt do you have on him? Don't you have evidence? I'm just kidding. On Prince Andrew? Just kidding. Just kidding. Oh, I see what you're doing. Just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have this big bassy voice now. Yes. Are you on a different network than you usually are? No. Because it's also robocopping a little bit from time to time. Oh, I can change networks. Well, why don't you do it while I play the first clip? You want me to change networks? Yeah, but you change networks while I play the clip that you want me to play. hold on a second I gotta make sure I can do this because I haven't changed networks for so long that I don't want to like we're doing it live people doing it live but see this is my whole point was I gotta figure it out yeah I got a bunch of stuff here that's worth playing you don't want to hear anymore of the thesis I thought this is part of the thesis I got your thesis I hear you. No, I think the only thing I had to do in addition to the thesis, I got the Prince Andrew clip. Do whatever you want. I was going to say the last thing in the thesis is Elon Musk. Oh, okay. Who wanted to join the club. He knew about it. It's an exclusive club. You took one look at Elon Musk, who's already getting a bunch of sex from women he's paying $5 million to, supposedly. so Epstein was a deal he would have been but he's also you take a look at Elon Elon's got a big mouth you don't need some guy who's going to be yakking about it just like on a casual podcast the next week yeah I'm over at this actually a whore house who knows what would happen they couldn't let him in he rebuked him I like it All right. Okay, that's basic. Let's go to Prince Andrew. This is Scott Simon on NPR. Suffering succotash. Thank you. I'm Scott. Thank you. Simon. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, brother of King Charles, spent his 66th birthday in a police station this week. He was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office after revelations in the Jeffrey Epstein files that he'd shared confidential trade information with the convicted sex offender. The former prince was released after 11 hours. He has denied any wrongdoing. Jenny Bond has covered the royal family for decades and spent 14 years as the BBC's royal correspondent and joins us now from London. Jenny, thanks so much for being with us. My pleasure. My pleasure. How damaging is this scandal? Well, it's a huge story over here. The papers have been dominated by it for days, even weeks. And this weekend it is page after page after page of analysis of what this means for the monarchy. Just how damaging is it? Clearly it is tarnishing the reputation of the monarchy, but the palace are very keen to separate monarchy from family. It's a difficult separation. But I think the view, the predominant view, is that Charles has acted pretty decisively, maybe a bit too late, but pretty decisively in this. And the big news today, the main line, is whether or not Andrew is now going to be removed from the line of succession, because incredibly he is still eighth in line of succession. Yeah, this is something that always comes up whenever there's some kind of scandal in the UK. Oh, it's a threat to the monarchy. Threat to the monarchy. It's never a threat to the monarchy. What are they going to do? What are they going to do to the monarchy? What are they going to do? Threaten it. Kick them out? Kick them out of Buckingham Palace? No, a threat. It's a threat. It's just a threat. Shake your fist. Yeah, exactly. That seems to be like the pastime for the Brits. Oh, threat to the monarchy. What will we do? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty much it. Let's go to two. Yeah, of course, King Charles shouldn't have shaped its law. must take its course and has not intervened but what about the argument that they've been aware of serious allegations against Andrew for years and have effectively protected him yes this is the other big debate that's going on and I think now we are at a stage where we are demanding more transparency more accountability I think people do want to know exactly that what did the royal family know about Andrew's going on um well with Epstein as regards the sex abuse allegations but also now the why he was arrested was because of alleged misconduct in public office when he was trade envoy so we've got two strands going on here at least two and we've now got more than 11 i think it is police forces in this country circling andrew investigating different strands and there is this overriding feeling that the palace have got to give up this whole idea of never complain, never explain. Abandon the old myth, which goes back to the 1800s. You must not let daylight into the magic of monarchy. It's all nonsense now. No, this is what it's always been. I watch The Crown. All they care about is what's in the paper. Hey, you got more ink than I did. Oh, no. That's all they care about. I consider that to be true. They don't care. they are wretched soulless people it's a horrible gig and they have you know colluded bloodlines cousins and all kinds of stuff but somehow they still they still own a lot they have a massive holdings I think the British royal family is estimated 50 billion which I think is an underestimation that's probably low That's what I think, too. And they're not allowed to sell the land, but this is why they have leasehold in the U.K. Oh, you can build your house here, but you have to pay us rent for 99 years. And then it renews. It's just like, I think everything. In fact, the queen is dead, but didn't she own an island that's not even part of the U.K.? I don't know. I forget. People out there know what I'm talking about. It would surprise me. Let's go to the last of this. There is some feeling, as I probably don't have to tell you, in the United States that, well, there's some admiration for the British legal system. Admiration? Yeah, I understand that. Yes, because of the Whigs. I've been reading reports this morning. Hold on. Stop. You have to listen to this one. This is unbelievable. We're talking. We've done two segments. Okay. Can we do something to kind of slam Trump? Is there any way we can work Trump into this? Bring him in. Bring him in. Yeah, I understand that. But conversely, I've been reading reports this morning saying that if the Americans hadn't decided to release the Epstein files, then we wouldn't be where we are now. And so I suppose for that we should be grateful. But yes, I think that legitimately you could ask now whether the American authorities should go further with the people, not least President Trump, who has been at least mentioned many times in the Epstein files. he's been exonerated I know and perhaps he has been but I think the king has acted very decisively here I mean we will gobsmack who've lived through decades of scandals and crises from the deaths and divorces the Fergie being found topless having a toe suction in the south of France the castle catching fire rouse about whether the queen should pay taxes all of that has been dreadful of course the death of Diana as well but I think we have been impressed by the way the king has taken this straight on and saying very clearly in a sentence that stood out on its own let me state clearly the law must take its course does he have to say that to preserve the monarchy? well I think he does yes so a little rundown And people who have had to resign or have gotten into trouble for emails with Epstein. Brad Karp, chairman of Paul and Weiss. He resigned. He was a lawyer, corporate law firm. And that was the first law firm to strike a deal offering pro bono work after Trump targeted attorneys representing his political foes. That's not exactly what it was, but okay. It's a good narrative that they've created. I like it. Then we have Kathy Rumler, top counsel, Goldman Sachs, White House counsel to former President Obama. For Obama? Yes, to Obama. Which he left out. If he read the newsletter, I had the hypocrite of the week. Oh, yeah. I forget all that. CNN conveniently left that little tidbit out. Heaven forbid. And she, in the emails, was downplaying his sex crimes. Go figure. Casey Wasserman, I talked about him. the Hollywood agent, and I guess now they're calling for him to resign from the Los Angeles 20th Olympic Committee. Yeah, that's a good one. Everyone should resign from the Olympic Committee. I don't think any of them are any good. Peter, Peter, Peter. Yeah, you're right. Those people are always really sketchy in every country, even if it's just the local IOC. Peter Attia. Who was he? He was, wasn't he with CBS? I don't remember. Yeah, I think he was the contributor to CBS. Steve Tisch, chairman, co-owner of the Giants. Howard Lutnick. Everyone wants him to resign. Of course, he's Trump's guy. Mandelson, obviously. Morgan McSweeney. That's the advisor to Starmer. I said, hey, you can appoint that guy. It's not a problem. And Norway's former prime minister, Thor Bjorn Jagler. and Jack Lang, French politician, and then my favorite, Sultan Ahmed bin Suleyem. And he enjoyed the torture video. Yeah, he's the one who enjoyed the torture video. How can we – what torture video was this? You think they'd at least release that? That sounds delicious. Yes, that sounds good. So, but what has happened here? And we were watching – last night we watched a – And by the way, I can explain that with my whorehouse theory, too. Okay. There are some women out there, it doesn't take a genius to track them down, who are complete unbelievable masochists and who would probably agree for a fat fee to be tortured and like it. Oh, man. Sorry. WHT, the whorehouse theory. We're going to leave it in. What this has done, though, globally, because I read the Dutch papers, people send me German articles, which I can kind of get through, and there is complete distrust, lack in all government. And Tina and I were watching yesterday, we just came across it on Netflix, Breakdown 1975, which is... Ooh, is it good? It's very good. It's something I can watch. Yes. I've been watching Australian murder mysteries, It's just how bad it's gotten. So Breakdown 1975 is really a fractal is what it is. You'll love it because they look at the year 1975 from a popular culture point of view, so movies and television primarily. Yeah. And when you look at that time, it was so similar. We had scandals. We had Watergate. New York was a shithole. Yeah, it was terrible. Rats were everywhere. This is where movies came out like Taxi Driver, Death Wish, Charlie Brown. Blackboard Jungle. Black, yeah, all of this stuff. And it's very analogous to now, with the exception that it's probably not quite as bad today as it was then. And what came out of this. Yet. Yet, yeah. And so maybe we're a little bit late because by 1976, things started to change. and before you knew it, we had yuppies, and Jane Fonda was doing workout videos. But it's worth watching. It's narrated by Jodie Foster, who was in Taxi Driver, as I think a 13-year-old. Yeah. Yeah. And they pinpointed it. This was interesting. They pinpointed, so they had Jaws. Jaws was a big change where they shifted from the bad guy winning to the good guy winning and blowing up the shark. and then as they claim in this documentary kind of... Yes, there was a period of time in the movies especially where the anti-hero was the key. Epitomized by Steve McQueen in a number of films. And what was the other one with the bank heist? Yeah, that was the Steve McQueen movie. No, no, no. Dog Day Afternoon, was that it? No, I'm trying to think. Dog Day Afternoon was really a sickening film. That was the bank heist, wasn't it? No, that was the one. Dark afternoon, wasn't that where they surrounded the... It was not as bad as the one where they surrounded the precinct, but it was something like that where it was a bunch of creeps. Well, all of that. Whatever. Everything was corrupt. Everything was rotten. People had no trust. People actually were really starving, starving, starving in our big cities. Protests. Everyone hated the cops. Everyone hated the politicians. And then all of a sudden, we got rocky. And then everything changed. Like, oh, all right, we got this guy, and he makes it up all the way to the top, and he's running, he's doing his stuff. And then things started to change. So I'm just waiting for the pivotal movie to come along. Yeah, but there's a major difference here. One is that we had an economic downturn that started in 1969 and went throughout the 70s, very similar to, and parallel, almost completely parallel to the 30s, where you had the bottom of the thing bottomed out in 33 as it did in 73, and then you had a kind of a renaissance two years later in 35, and the movies in the 30s and 70s are similar in their creativity. But it was all based on the fact that the economic downturn was controlling things. At the point we're at right now, we don't have that. So the parallels are not that consistent. I think it could happen, but it won't happen for a couple of years. Oh, well, that should keep us in business for a while then. I think so. So this led me to, someone sent me a video, and the video is just kind of a narration. I'll play it just for explanation's sake. Unless you want to talk more about F-Cine or something, are we kind of done with it? No, I'm done. I got my thesis out there. Now I can hang things off it for the next few shows. It's the whorehouse thesis. We'll take it. Universe 25 experiment. Ever heard of this? No. So also known as the mouse paradise experiment. Oh, this is where they had all the mice and they all just preening and having sex. Yes. The whole colony died out. Yes. Are you familiar with it? Yes. I'm dubious, by the way, about whether this really was a – I have never seen any – I haven't seen the documentation for this. I have. I have. John B. Calhoun. Unless it's falsified somehow. I think it could be. I mean, it's too convenient. Well, let's listen to it, and let's just take it as real and discuss it, because obviously it has a lot of relevance to today. This is why everyone is single and men stop trying. This is the mouse paradise, a scientific experiment from the 1960s. They made the perfect world for mice, sweet, unlimited food, safety and no predators. In the beginning, they placed four females in four males and let them multiply. The population exploded. Hundreds and thousands. Then something strange happened. They stopped mating. Every in four years, they were extinct. But why? According to scientists, the reason was social interaction overload. Just like humans on social media today. They were in 24-7 interaction with thousands of others. too much stimulation, too much competition for social status, and this led them to lose the ability to form bonds, to mate and raise their young. Many males became so-called the beautiful ones. They lost interest in females. They just groomed themselves all day and withdrew completely, because they could not compete in this chaos anymore. And the females followed by losing interest in males. So no mating and they all just died without having babies. Since 2010 smartphones, students are living the same source interaction overload. 24-7 status competition, income and lifestyle comparison with thousands of others. Physical looks to impossible standards. And many young people just choose to withdraw. For the first time in history, young people are having less sex than their parents. 30% of men under 30 had no sex for a year. The loneliness epidemic hits us harder than any virus could. Yeah, that's worse than I thought it would sound, to be honest about it. So I do have a link from Scientific American. Yeah, I'd like to see that. It does bring me to the phone clips I have here. Well, can I explain it first? You just want to hijack it and talk about something else. No, no, can you explain it, but I'm just telling you in advance so you don't start jumping to another topic. Oh, that was a trick. Oh, that was a trick. I'm sorry that you revealed my – you blew it. John Beak, this is from PubMed. John B. Calhoun Population Density and Social Pathology. So it is real. Now, of course, I haven't looked completely deep into that paper, if it's exactly the same, but I'm just going to take it at face value. So the idea is they had enough. I mean, I like the idea. Let's put it that way. But it's a little too convenient for my taste. So they had enough food and space for 3,000 mice. They throw a couple in there. They start mating. They get up to about 2,000, but it's a relatively limited space, like New York City. And then suddenly they stop having sex. They're not reproducing. There's a whole class of male mice who become the beautiful ones. They're grooming. They look great, but they won't have sex with anybody. and the conclusion from Calhoun is that it's a social interaction overload and the comparison is being made is that we as humans, and this is where I actually question, okay, mice may have similar organs, you can test vaccines on them, but I don't know if we can compare our brains, that humans are in a moment of social interactive overload and thus we become more interested in not actually reproducing but looking great on Instagram and preeming. And I think about that, I'm like, yeah, that is exactly what is happening because there's too much interaction, not just on social media, but in general. You're texting, you've got alerts, you've got this going on, you've got that going on. I think there's something to it. Well, yeah, the problem is it's too convenient. Too convenient for what? It matches up too well. Oh, social interaction. Coincidentally, we have the same thing going on with the media or social media. But you've been harping on this, and you're susceptible. This is almost like bias confirmation with you, because you've always had this thesis for the last 20 years about over-socialization under something or other. Yeah, so I am, in fact, Calhoun stole this from me. Yeah. That's what it almost sounds like. I saw this, too, and I didn't clip it. I'm glad you did. But it was like. Oh, so it's going around? I'm not the only one who saw it. It's going around? Oh, yeah. No, it's going around. It was on Twitter. Okay. Okay. Or X. X is on X. X, X, X. So, but that, talking about that brings me to the cell phone conversation which is going on, which is the cell phone is the real problem at some level. Before we go on, I think we need to call it something else. It's not a phone. Who uses these to call someone? Very few people nowadays. I mean, we need to call it a... They're just on it scrolling, and they're holding it as a... And they're also holding it all the time. Yes. Again, I give you credit for this one, because I didn't catch it right away. But you... Because I keep my phone in a drawer. But you noticed that... And I notice it now. And now I see... And it's actually gotten worse. where people walk around the street holding the phone like it's like some pet or something. They have to have the phone in their hand. Yeah, well, while walking down the street. It's like a controlling slab or a controlling slab. Security slab. You're getting there, yeah. I like the slab thing. I like Freedom Controller. I've used that for different things throughout the 30 years, so maybe that's not. No, no, it's no good. A controller slab. That's really, truly what it is. I had an interesting, something interesting happen. I was in Nashville all last week. Friday morning, I get up, and I had that funky flip phone. I had, you'll find out why, from Samsung, the Galaxy Z Flip. Oh, yeah, that one. I broke the previous one. And I'm like, oh, okay. And that was my own fault because these things are just so fragile. And so I got a new one. And I wake up and I go to unplug the phone and it's hot. I'm like, oh, it wasn't hot. And I see the battery going like 95, 90, 89. It's going down pretty quick. So I plug it in. You know, it kind of hovers between 85 and 87. It's going up and down. I don't know what's going on with this. So we had meetings, had to get to the airport. And so here's your modern life. This is the way I planned it is, oh, I'll just get an Uber from the hotel to the airport. Nashville is like 15 minutes. And so I have 35% by, it's 1 o'clock. I haven't used the phone at all to get the Uber. Get in the Uber. I see it going down, going down. Now, luckily, I was still able to retrieve my reservation number so I get my paper ticket because I don't do any tickets on the phone. I go through TSA, and this thing dies. And I'm thinking, like, I can't tell Tina that I'm on my way. I can't tell the person who's going to pick me up at the airport. And I'm like, well, I can plug it in on the plane. That'll be good, and I'll probably get some juice out of it. Of course, I have the only Southwest 737 that has no power, no USB, nothing. And, like, this thing has way too much importance in my life. And I'm not talking about X or anything like that, just for some simple things in travel. yep it's a controller controlling slab then controller slab maybe controller slab yeah and or control because it control yeah but wait before you get that you got the right word yeah got to be I getting there I getting it It has nothing to do with a phone Calling it a phone is weak and pathetic And here was the next thought I had. Because of the constant holding it in your hand, I've got to have it with me. Yeah. Oh, in case I need to take a picture. All right. now with the AI chatbots and I should mention this thing is fried something got short circuited it's completely fried it'll never come back to life and I went back to my Graphene OS and I'm fine with that on my Pixel 6a I'm done with it but in the course of trying to troubleshoot this thing I'm going to I'm on Gemini I'm like okay I mean, at a certain point, I have a USB cable hooked up. I am SSH-ing into the phone because there's basic Unix, a Unix kernel underneath. I'm doing HTOP. I'm looking at what is eating the processors. I'm looking at all the apps. And all of a sudden, it's like, hi, I'm Bixby. How can I help you? Say, Bixby, who are you? Samsung has just installed Bixby the robot on the phone. And you look at all this stuff. Meta, I've never had a meta app on this phone. It has something in there. It's trolling. It's doing all kinds of stuff. This is a horrible thing. They pack it filled with all kinds of junk and spyware and so-called helpful things. You just want to swipe a window away. Oh, here's Google AI. Oh, would you like to change this picture? Hi, I'm Gemini. Would you like me to help you compose the next email? No. No. Stop going. And here's the thinking I had. This robot stuff is a distraction. Let's presume for a second AI is really intelligent. We know it's not. But to me, the AI has a huge advantage. It already has humanoid movement. It tells people what to do. We are the robots. the way people are going talking to these chatbots and the brain is in the phone and you are the robot it's going to tell you what it already tells us how to drive it already tells us everything else how to dress oh it's cold we're being assimilated not me no not you I know I'm just catching myself oh no this has got to stop it's got to stop it's exactly the reverse And you and all these worries of yours because you couldn't call the Uber because the phone was dead. If you were one of the kids today... I'd be dead. No. You'd be fine. You'll figure it out when you play these cell phone clips why you'd be fine. All right. Let me see. Where are these cell phone clips? Are they labeled cell phone clips? Yeah, they're labeled cell... All right. Cell phones in school number one. Is this NPR? Yes, it is. We're halfway through the school year. For millions of students, that means they should be heading to class without their cell phones. More than 30 states have now enacted some kind of ban, and that includes Kentucky. NPR's Sequoia Carrillo checked in with educators and students in Louisville, which has one of the strictest policies in the state. They told her the ban is not quite working out the way it was supposed to. Good morning. Good morning. Holly Smith is in her second year as executive principal at the Academy at Shawnee. She says she can already see a big difference from a semester without cell phones. We didn't even know the majority of the kids were learning because they weren't responding. They were just doing things on their phones. But now there's discourse. They're like, okay, I actually feel like I'm connecting now. Jefferson County's policy is strict. Each student has a yonder pouch, a locked bag for them to carry their phones throughout the day. They have to put them in the bags when they walk in the school in the morning and can unlock them as they exit the school at the end of the day. It's a well-laid plan, one that many schools around the country have adopted, and researchers have touted it as the best approach to the issue of cell phones in schools. But the real question is, is it working? I asked Smith what the students think. I mean, I think they absolutely hated their phone as their lives, as their world. Jayden O'Neill, a senior here, couldn't agree more. I think all the students hated. I think they're going to rebel more. She's one of three students who agreed to talk to us in the school's library right before their lunch period. I just want to make a note of the term yonder pouch. I think this would be an excellent premium. I don't even know what it is, but I like how it sounds. A yonder pouch. Well, you should talk to the No Agenda shop. Maybe they can make it. A yonder pouch. Is that just a little bag you put your phone in? It is a bag, yeah. It probably may have some mesh in there. I would hope. So I'm going to just presume that, of course, the kids are happy. It's great. I feel better in class. Whereas, you know, they're in a controlled environment. They can't last for three seconds outside of the school without their controller slab. I think you may be wrong. Take me back to August. Like, right when you come back to school, what is it like having to lock up your phone? In August, it was like you'd walk in the doors and they'd tell you to find the pouch that had your name on it. And then they watched you lock it up. And it was like most kids either brought a spare phone or they said they didn't have a phone. Or they broke the pouch and cut them open. People brought a spare phone. They just had an extra phone. They had multiple extra phones. We also talked to senior Quanay Lanier. They had multiple extra phones for their friends. I asked junior Joseph Jolly whether students are abiding by the ban. I would say that the risks from being caught are definitely more enforced. So people often, they're really worried about that. But I would otherwise say they mostly just put them in their pockets and they call it a day. There is rules. Like, if you have your phone, I will take it. But it's not enough for people to care. I know one day they're not going to say anything, so I'm just going to keep doing it regardless. As we talked, students were moving through the halls between classes. Most kids were chatting, but a few still had headphones on. and one had a phone out taking a selfie video. Jolly said we wouldn't necessarily see the same thing inside the classroom. People know they're going to get in trouble if they keep it out. They've started to actually focus on work. I think we've become more productive because of that. I think they just find alternative things to do, or they just talk more to their friends. Okay, so kind of at the end there. So you have the, that's what you, see the kids are smart. They have multiple phones. They're like Wall Street brokers. They have three phones. Drug dealers. If you had brought your other phone, you would have been fine. Oh, I forgot to mention. I forgot to mention. So when you – one of the instructions the brilliant Gemini AI gave me was to clear out the Google Play framework data, clear cache, clear data. Then immediately my phone went, I can't log in to anything. There's nothing we can do. But you can log in to Google, I guess for, I don't even know what it was, but nothing was working. Say, okay, I'll log in to Google, and I have my username, I have my password, and it says, you don't have any pass keys. No, I've never set that up. Well, it's okay. Just grab your other phone and tap on the icon that matches the one I'm showing you now. It says, I have one phone. Loser. You have to have your secondary device with you. What is that all about? That's insane. Even the kids know better. it's yes it's very bad in fact there was a yeah well let's do how about the lawsuit the meta lawsuit that people are saying they got addicted to Instagram you've heard about this I think it's in Arizona I believe is where Actually, I have not heard of it, but it doesn't surprise me. Well, luckily enough, our girl, Kara Swisher, who you personally gave media training to, joined up with Anderson Pooper to talk about this. But go ahead, Kara. It's breaking news. Mark Zuckerberg, the powerful CEO of Meta. It's breaking news. ... testified in a landmark trial in Los Angeles today where social media companies are accused of intentionally addicting children to their platforms. Now, Metta owns Instagram, which is a defendant in the suit. This is the first time that Zuckerberg has testified in front of a jury on claims that social media harms children's mental health. He's testifying as a witness, not a defendant in this case, which was brought by a woman who claims the companies designed their products to addict her when she was a child, damaging her mental health. Hundreds of more cases like this have been filed. Kara Swisher joins me now, hosts the podcast on with Kara Swisher and Pivot. But how big a moment does this feel like to you? How big a moment? Obviously, it's a landmark case. We've seen Zuckerberg testifying there. Courtroom is a different arena. Yeah, I think it's just yet another appearance doing the same thing, where they've done nothing over the many years, and then they have these testimonies of parents that feel like their kids have gotten hurt or their safety issues or addiction issues, and they sort of sail by them. I mean, this is obviously a court case, but it's sort of more of the same. I've been hearing this from Zuckerberg since I met him, essentially, is that everybody wants to use these apps because they're so fantastic and not that there might be problems using them. So Kara Swisher and Professor Scott Galloway, how's that boycott going, Scott Galloway? They're always talking about age-gating. We've got to age-gate. Here we can be an age-gate for alcohol, for cigarettes. We should be age-gating for these apps. It turns out even Kara knows that age-gating doesn't work because kids are smart. And the plaintiff, in this case, began using Instagram at nine. There was some heated testimony about Instagram's age verification rules, keeping kids under the age of 13 off it. Is there any reason to think that that is a sufficient safeguard? No, not at all. They took years and years, I think just until 2019, to really have a version of age gating, and it's a very light one in place. You know, I was surprised to see, what is it, 4 million 10 to 12-year-olds on the platform when nobody under 13 is supposed to be on it. I love this. Everyone's so upset about evidence we have not yet been able to produce about Epstein. Yet there's 4 million kids being abused on a daily basis by social media. Obviously they're not doing a great job of keeping people off. And, you know, a lot of the emails talk about the idea of employees who wanted more guardrails and them not being put in place because of the leadership. You know, they have all kinds of arguments. Why not? And by the way, they're not the only one. Like YouTube is right now on trial here and others. There's many others, and this is a question of whether these are addictive experiences and products or are they just so great that we can't stop using them. It seems like the same thing to me. But, you know, they're trying to call it problematic usage versus addiction, and that's what they'll try to do. They'll try to blame the victim for her own problems and that didn't happen because of them. But certainly all of us know social media is a problem, whether it's on partisanship or making us hate each other, making us feel bad or making girls have less self-esteem or boys be more isolated. I think anyone who's a parent knows this. And anyone who's a person knows this. Using these apps can be really problematic. Problematic. So the problem here is the parents who are setting this example themselves, and here is in fact... Yeah, they got the phone at the dining room table, they're on it all the time, and they're walking around with it in their hands 24-7. I know we sound like boomers, but we're just identifying the problem. When I was a kid, we didn't have such a thing. And then they have it in the bedroom sitting there, and they're using it as an alarm clock. Oh, my God. Oh, I think you do, too. No offense. Now listen to Anderson Pooper as he discusses his social media issues. Well, even for adults, I mean, you know, I'm on Instagram, and I find myself, you know, occasionally getting sucked in and, you know, just scrolling and feeling terrible about my life because everyone seems to be having a much... Anderson Pooper. Wow. An actual... Okay, I'm getting... By the way, before he's finished, that's a clip of the day, Dad, because you... Oh, there it comes. It became a callback. Excellent work. Excellent work. Thank you. I said it. Thank you. I worked on that. I better not screw this up because John will already, you'll give the punchline away. This is pathetic. This is really, really pathetic. Let's just listen to that one more though. She is so pathetic. She is air. Anderson Cooper. She is air. I'm so jealous of the girl in the bikini. Look how good she looks. Did you see the video that's floating around of the woman who has a filter? She's like, she's filtered. She had a filter, and the filter was failing, and it went back and forth and back and forth real fast, showing your real face. No, no, I haven't seen it. Oh, my God, just some ugly duckling. Well, even for adults, I mean, you know, I'm on Instagram, and I find myself, you know, occasionally getting sucked in and, you know, just scrolling and feeling terrible about my life because everyone seems to be having a much more exciting life. How is this possible? He is a Vanderbilt. He's a Vanderbilt. He must have money. outside of CNN and how can his life be worse? Clearly it's not. No, clearly it's not. He's an A-gay. He's an A-gay. He's on television. Yeah, an A-gay. He's not a B-gay. He's an A-gay. No, he's an A-plus gay for sure. He looks good for his age. Everything's rocking and rolling. He has stature. Well, I guess he's leaving CBS, but doing 60 Minutes. No, he was also 60 Minutes. He was the 60 Minutes. Oh, he's just raised on 60 Minutes, too. Yeah. Special correspondent. He's what in there? Yeah. I read that somewhere. What a life. What a life. And yet, and yet, he is now trying to understand and having an adult conversation with a semi-adult Kara Swisher, who don't know what she is, to say, it happens to me, too. Well, hello. The gamification aspect of getting the dopamine hits of likes and followers and things like that. and apparently Anderson Cooper is worried about getting likes and followers? What? What in the world is going on here? Well, it's designed, as I said earlier today, like a casino of attention. It's not the same thing as watching a movie. They do make those arguments. They call it entertainment now, but it's not entertainment. It's something else, and I'm not sure what to call it. But it does feel like a casino. You can't look away from the lights. You can't stop pressing the button. You can't stop going to the next red button. And, you know, it can make you feel bad, especially if your feeds are bad. It can make you feel isolated and all kinds of things. And I think everybody knows this. And that's going to be the problem here for Facebook is the jury probably has addiction problems of their own, even if Facebook doesn't want to call it addiction, Facebook executives. But everybody understands the relationship with the phone has gotten toxic, especially for young people. She makes a good point. The jury's going to be hooked too. We're doomed. Society's doomed. I'm telling you, I've said it before, since 2007 when that phone came out. Satan's tool. All we need. And I'm not the religious one here. It is the attack vector. The controller slab is the attack vector. If anybody doesn't see the symbolism of having an apple on the back with a bite taken out of it, then you're missing the point. The serpent has struck. Yes. All we need to do is, you know, I got a great idea. Have the phone talk back to you and have a conversation. What else could go wrong? It couldn't be any worse than it did. It couldn't go wrong. It couldn't be any worse than it. By the way, ah, I nailed myself. I got the, now I'm going to, you're going to have to be, I have to be careful now because every time you've done it, you ever see when you're trying to do addition to somebody, He just throws numbers out into the air. And those numbers go into your calculation. I have to now be very careful not saying it. No, neither of us have said it yet. I'm just angry at myself. Don't worry about it. I won't mention any more. I'm not worrying about it. A lot of our producers bitch and moan that we worry about it. So I have, I got in through the mail. Actually, you sent it to FedEx. I have here, this thing is huge. a Geoforce RTX with a DarkPower 13 block attached to it what is this Nvidia GPU oh the GPU yeah wow that thing is huge at least like 3 grand or something not 6 no not this one I don't know if it's this one but our producer sent it to me I mean he's who knows what business he's in I got one laying in the closet probably got a tracker on it I hope so. Everything you do to it is going to go to China. He's already loaded it up with all the AI models, a little Raspberry Pi attached to it. The whole thing is phenomenal. I'm very excited about that. There goes the show. What do you mean, there goes the show? I'm going to be creating the best... You'll be thinking around with that head device. The best ISOs ever. The best ISOs ever. Well, that could be. The other big news in AI world, which we have obviously been predicting, is, you know, the sea dance. The sea dance where they recreated a fight scene between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. And the movie industry is outraged, I tell you. Have you seen this epic new Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise movie? You haven't? Well, actually no one has because it's not real. But take a look at this AI-generated clip. It's created using a platform called C-Dance 2.0. It's an AI tool from a Chinese-owned company, ByteDance. It went viral last week, sparking a fiery debate between Hollywood and the multi-billion dollar tech industry. That is not Tom Cruise, and that is not Brad Pitt, but it sure looks like both of them. Let's talk about this with Sean Astin. And he's the president of the entertainment union SAG-AFTRA. You might remember him, of course, from so many movies. The Goonies, Lord of the Rings. The Goonies! Your union released a statement Friday condemning the clip and ByteDance, saying, quote, SAG-AFTRA stands with the studios and condemning the blatant infringement enabled by ByteDance's new AI video model, CDance 2.0. The infringement includes the unauthorized use of our members' voices and likenesses. This is unacceptable. Be shut up for a second. Yeah, sure. Did ByteDance pay for this because they keep mentioning the product and the 2.0? They keep dropping all the details in. It seems a little suspect. Possible. That's possible. It's also, you know, the, oh, China's going to kill us all meme is in there. Oh, the Chinese, the Chinese, the Chinese. Infringement includes the unauthorized use of our members' voices and likenesses. This is unacceptable, and it undercuts the ability of human talent to earn a livelihood. OpenAI had a similar issue, and they very quickly reinforced the idea that they had an opt-in policy, even though they were sort of in an opt-out modality, meaning performers can see themselves. Bryan Cranston can see himself and say, you know, hey, you're not supposed to have that. And they go, oh, sorry, take it down. Or they can say, hey, Bryan Cranston, we want to use your image and likeness to not get your permission, and he'd have the opportunity to make that decision and get compensated for it and so forth. So we have an important piece of federal legislation called the No Fakes Act, which is in the Judiciary Committee now in the Senate. And it would enshrine that right, that right to our own voice and likeness. The No Fakes Act. Here's Hollywood desperately clinging on to relevance when, if you really look at that, that fight scene was a great fight scene. It's better than them filming an original fight scene. It's fantastic. I've not seen it. Oh, it's really good. You're a journalist. Your job is to make sure that the First Amendment is protected. What? What? What? What? Hold on a second. Let me write down this on the list of things that journalists do. So let's just hear that again. Let's make sure that we're all understanding the First Amendment here. You're a journalist. Your job is to make sure that the First Amendment is protected and is respected and observed. And in the entertainment industry, both the companies and the talent have the same sense of reverence for the First Amendment. What? Somehow the First Amendment is being infringed. No. You can talk about copyright law maybe. Copyright law for sure. This idiot, we know you're from the Goonies, he's now saying that not only is copying, digitally copying and manipulating material someone owns, is a First Amendment rights issue, which has nothing to do with no rights, but journalists are supposed to be protecting this? This is who the head is, is this the head of SAG-AFTRA? Yeah, I think it's an embarrassment. Maybe it is. Let me check out and make sure exactly what it is. Make me say something I didn't say or do something I didn't do or depict me in a way that I wouldn't, you know, in a setting I wouldn't put myself. That's just basic fundamental fairness. It goes not just to the professional. How's that different than acting? He is indeed the president of SAG-AFTRA. How is that what he just said? Back it up. How is that different than acting? Let's listen again. or do something I didn't do or depict me in a way that I wouldn't, you know, in a setting I wouldn't put myself. That's just basic fundamental fairness. Yeah, it's acting. Good point. It goes not just to the professional entertainment industry. It goes to kids who are abused in this way. It goes towards anyone in our country and around the world who is, you know, when they post stuff on social media, when they find themselves, their image is captured in whatever ways, that they are subject to this same sort of abuse. So it's time to put real guardrails in place that protect us. Not to mention all the art companies that don't really design these cityscapes or whatever. They just plagiarize them from the work of other people. Sean Aspen, thank you. Please come back. We want to be talking about this and making sure artists are represented in this debate. We really appreciate it. And we're all huge fans. My director just showed his kids' fans over the weekend, just FYI. The Goonies? Goonies never say die. No, he was in the Goonies movies. He was in movies. He's a kid actor. But these are the same people who are taking notes from the Netflix executives to reiterate the plot every ten minutes in a Netflix movie because the audience has no attention span. Because it's longer than three minutes. This movie lasts more than three minutes? I mean, please. We've seen this happen and unpacked before our very eyes. It started with captions. Got to have the captions on. If I don't have the captions, I can't follow the movie. Yeah, that's right. We talked about this before, the caption thing. Yeah. Can you do me a favor? I can try. And send the spreadsheet from Jay and her page to my Google account. I just forwarded it. Okay. Well, if you play a clip, then I can do that. Well, I can play a bunch of clips. No, just one. I'm not playing the clips. Kind of put it aside here. Just one is fine. Somebody has sent this in. I went and reclipped it so it was a little better. About Keith Olbermann. He's still around? Yeah. Keith Olbermann talking about how he's become a media deconstructor. What? What? Olbermann on media, one. Every once in a while, I begin to suspect that this podcast will eventually turn into a media criticism podcast. Every once in a while, I suspect you believe that this podcast has already turned into such a big podcast about the media more than about politics or Trump or anything else. Because, if we stop and think about it, beyond the natural problems that we have had with what we all thought were laws, and that turned out just to be traditions and things that men of goodwill would observe to keep the form of government here largely democratic, Okay, apart from that overarching problem that has led us here to the precipice of eternal damnation, the second biggest collapse, the second weakest guardrail, the guardrail that second most turned out to be made out of oatmeal and papier-mâché is the media. There has been another array of disasters in the media in the past week from CBS News, or what was formerly CBS News, from CNN again, from a man I used to work for named Andy Lack at NBC, formerly of NBC, though they fired him twice, and from Jake effing Tapper. That you wanted to send you a Gmail? Yeah. You know, there's something very wrong with your email. Just as a quick aside, when the guy trying to help you with a newsletter email, his name is Mark, void zero, When his email is sent back as fake, when he's trying to send you information about how to fix the email, we have a basic problem. Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm aware of the issues. And I use issues as plural. Yes. All right, so that's the intro. We've got Oberman, and he is setting himself up as some kind of Uber dude over everything else. Yeah, and so I do have the deconstruction that he actually does on a clip, which is the last clip, which is Oberman 3, I think. You don't want to play 2? But if you want to play 2, it's entertaining to play 2 and 2A. There's 2 and 2A. This is an example of what kind of objectivity we can expect in his deconstruction. Okay. So Trump is now trying to win line-level service members, the line guys, the youngsters, the ones Trump thinks are the suckers and losers, trying to win them with some vague idea in his mind that if the commissioned officers and the generals and the Joint Chiefs are told to shoot up a voting precinct in Chicago and they refuse, well, the raw troops from Fort Bragg will do it anyway, out of loyalty to Trump, and might even shoot the officers if Trump asks them to, like this is the Soviet Revolution as it played out on their Western front against the Germans in 19-effing-17. It is absolutely... What is the effing thing? Is this a new thing? Jake effing Tapper, 19 effing 17, Keith effing Olbermann? He cusses constantly, but he uses effing. Oh, okay. Out on their western front against the Germans in 19 effing 17. It is absolutely possible that the midterms could come down to the Joint Chiefs of Staff actually standing up on their hind legs like something out of the Government Overthrow movie Seven Days in May. it is absolutely possible that the names of the people Mark Kelly and Alyssa Slopkin were actually talking to in the video, they and the four House members made, will become very familiar to us in October and November and December. Names like General George and Admiral Franchetti and Commandant Smith. And yes, in the wildest of political science fiction scenarios, they might all have to get together and lock General Cain, lock General Cain in a room somewhere while they make sure the personnel under their command do not seize ballot boxes or begin to turn us into a military dictatorship and do not start shooting civilians. And Trump does not pop out of a bunker wearing his special new uniform with the big hat personally designed and gifted to him by Kim Jong-un. Now, are there more people who watch Keith Olbermann besides you and Darren and Larry? I mean, are you? I don't watch him at all. If it wasn't somebody sending me this clip about him deconstructing, I wouldn't have even gotten these. I'll just play this next one, which is the end of what he just said, the Trump 2A, and then an example of his deconstruction. You won't hear from him again on the show for a year. It cannot be said too many times. there is no future for Trump and these scumbags around him. Rubio, Vance, Stephen Miller, Noam, Hegseth, Patel, Gabbard, Kushner, Trump's two idiot sons. There is no future for any of them if the Democrats win the House and the Senate. I'd argue there is virtually no future for any of them if the Democrats just win the House. For Trump, the midterms are not the future of his agenda and his policies. For his minions, this is not the future of their plans or their money. For Trump, the midterms are life and death. His. He either gains control of this country permanently through the rest of his life or virtually permanently, or he will die in prison. This guy just has... All I'm hearing is diarrhea of the mouth. it's just blah blah blah Trump blah blah so now we get to the true so now this next clip which is the last one this is deconstructing some CBS stuff he hates CBS now because this is very wisey so he's going to deconstruct a story and then show how screwed up it is and the structure of what he does you have to remember that he is the mentor of Rachel Maddow. Mentor or mentee? He's the mentor. He mentored Rachel Maddow? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, she came into the network at MSNBC after he had established himself. Another person banned from the show. She came in and he taught her the ropes, and she became a version of him, and then she passed it on to Hayes, that other guy, and has got watered down along the way. And she was a little better at doing this because she had all these expressions and she didn't look like a lunatic. And she had all these sad faces and she'd cry. But the structure of what you're about to hear is exactly Rachel Maddow. She got it from him. And listen carefully because there's a trick in here. He pulls a stunt. And I don't know whether he does it on purpose, which I have to assume because he can't be this dumb, or he does it because he's that dumb. We'll see. Here we go. On February 9th, Tony DiCoppo already once again put a hole in whatever reputation he had as a newsman at some point in his past. When he announced on their newscast, the CBS quote evening quote news, ICE arrested nearly 400,000 people in President Trump's first year in office. Of those, nearly 60% had criminal histories, meaning charges or convictions, including many for serious crimes such as drug trafficking and child pornography and several thousand cases involving rape or murder. Those are some pretty heavy statistics. That's a very important story. And it is, to some degree, surprising that you're probably hearing this for the first time. 400,000 people arrested. Of those, 60% had criminal histories, drug trafficking, child pornography, several thousand rapes or murders. The books were cooked. Trump is not right. Trump is not dragging off only the violent criminals, the worst of the worst. The number had been rewritten. The facts had been changed into what Tony DeCoppo read to present a fake picture, to falsify reality. CBS had its own online report on its website, which has not yet been corrupted by Barry Weiss and Tony DeCoppo and the others. The CBS story, using the same data from the same sources, reads, less than 14% of those arrested by ICE in Trump's first year back in office had violent criminal records, document shows. So between the actual number, which is less than 14%, and this dire picture of nearly 60% had criminal histories, somebody changed the facts from the facts to lies that Gopal promptly spewed on the CBS Evening News. Oh, yeah, no, it's obvious what he did there. He changed it from criminal record to violent criminal record. Yeah, you spotted it. It's so easy to spot. Rachel does this all the time, too. And it's just like it was disingenuous. Because in his original, when he talks about the 60%, he does mention the thousands of super violent crimes, which include murder and whatever. And that accounts for the 14%. He never puts that together correctly. He's the liar. Yes, he is. So that's the kind of news deconstruction, if he's ever going to do it, that you're going to get. It's Rachel Maddow material. Well, I believe that the people who listen to our show do not ever, ever even stop on a video of Keith Olbermann. But it was sent to you, so I understand. We've got to use the material. You're in agreement with me. I think some people, well, I haven't. You're probably right because I don't stop at his videos. This guy sent the thing, one of our producers sent the thing and said, hey, look, he's trying to do deconstruction like you guys. Okay. I had his clip, and then I said, well, let's see what this is all about. No, no, no. It was my fault. We never should have done the Trump stuff. That was my fault. You wanted to pass it by, and I was interested. It was okay. He did, however, bring up the, what do you call them, the two idiot sons. Yeah, the two A's. I'm answering a question that someone sent to me. There's a lot of confusion about the digital euro, CBDC, central bank digital currency, and stable coin. And even though we've explained it ad nauseum, and I'm not about to do it again, please go to bingit.io and look it up. The central bank digital currency is issued, that is the digital euro, if it ever happens, and I have reasons for saying that, if the digital currency ever happens, a central bank digital currency is regulated by the central bank, the bank of banks. In that case, it would be the Federal Reserve in the United States. There is, in fact, there is specific legislation that forbids the Central Bank of America, the Federal Reserve, from creating a digital coin. The stablecoin is interesting in that it is money that is backed by American debt, by treasury bills. And the whole legislation that's going through Congress now is determined, we've already determined who can do it. So you can be a bank, you can qualify as a bank. I'm sure Elon Musk qualifies as a bank. The only argument now is, well, can we give people benefits like interest on a stable coin or tote bags or whatever? So the Trump brothers do a conference for the World Liberty Financial Corporation. And they say, I think it's Eric who says some stuff, which confirms what we've been talking about, about the stablecoin gambit. But first they kind of downplay Bitcoin a little bit and push it off to the side, because stablecoin is what it's all about. I still think it's going to a million bucks. It's having trouble holding $100,000. It's been a rough start. This was supposed to be the golden dawn of crypto. Well, you know, Bitcoin is low right now, but what we're talking here with world liberty is stablecoin. So that's treasury-backed. How has Bitcoin held up in the Bitcoin sell-off? They're one-to-one to U.S. Treasury, so they've stayed the same. It's just a simpler way to transact. If you send a wire on Friday, you don't have to wait for Tuesday to close. It happens in two seconds for two cents. You can close transactions. You know, the banks obviously didn't love that idea because they're getting the benefit of the float of having these things, you know, and these billions and billions of dollars sitting in their banks over the weekend collecting interest. this creates efficiencies that did not exist in that market. Not only does it create efficiencies, it's bringing trillions of dollars into the United States, right? Everybody wants to be on the U.S. dollar. They did a Euro-based stablecoin, and only half of 1% of all Europeans want to be on that stablecoin. You know what they want to be on? They want it to be on the U.S. dollar. And guess what everybody in Asia wants to be on? The U.S. dollar. Guess what everybody in South America wants to be on, or really is on, is the U.S. dollar. Stablecoin is going to bring literally trillions of dollars into the U.S. economy. It arguably could save the dollar because, guess what, there's a lot of countries around the world. Guess what? Corruption, bad governments, bad currencies, massive inflation. These people don't stand a chance. They get a paycheck. They don't stand a chance. They may as well go and throw in a fire and just burn it. Whereas now, all of a sudden, using a simple telephone, using your iPhone, all of a sudden you can buy U.S.-backed, one-to-one as Don said, based on U.S. treasuries. You can buy stable coin, and you can actually be part of the greatest financial system in the world. So this will change the entire optics of the U.S. dollar. It is a way to at least extend world dominance as a reserve currency for a while. And as Eric said, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Yes. Guess what? Guess what? All those countries do indeed. People would rather have the U.S. dollar. Yes, absolutely. If you think that this is any different because it's digital from your Venmo, your PayPal, your credit card, your debit card, or any other way you transact except in paper money, you're wrong. There's no difference. Just as trackable, just as stoppable, just as interruptible. I hope people now understand. They don't. Because they're all worried about, oh, CBDC. The CBDC is bad because the central bank can then, they can devalue your money. Or they could take it. Well, so. Hello. Well, that can happen with anything. That can happen with any. I'm just saying. It can't happen with the thousand bucks that I have stashed in the mattress. No, but that's, you're mixing apples with oranges and throwing in some bananas. the point is digital money is digital money and you're controlled unless you literally are using bitcoin and people are accepting your bitcoin no no no no no I'm not saying it for that the point is the difference between a stable coin and a central bank digital currency is the central bank has way more power to devalue your money to chop off money to do things that are outside of the banking system and that's what you don't want and the digital euro will be fantastic I can't wait unfortunately as it turns out let me look for it turns out Sifi Lagarde may not see the actual introduction of the digital euro on to business now Sean Pellegrin is with us he's starting with a shock report this is coming out from the Financial Times it's regarding movements at the European Central Bank the British newspaper saying that the president of the ECB Christine Lagarde is expected to leave her position before the end of her eight-year term in October 2027, citing a source familiar with her thinking. Lagarde is reportedly looking to leave before the French presidential election, which will take place in April next year. This would allow French President Emmanuel Macron and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz to find a new top central banker for the bloc, and thus avoiding the possibility of a far-right national rally president from having a stay in the decision, whether that person is Marine Le Pen or Jordan Bardella. Both of them are Eurosceptics, of course. The European Central Bank has since responded to that report saying Christine Lagarde is focused on her job and has not taken any decision regarding the end of her term. This is a bad omen. Why would Lagarde want to leave before the end of her term? She's a healthy woman. She's got everything together. She loves power. I think she knows it's all going to come tumbling down. This has nothing to do with getting out before. Oh, you think she's worried about getting blamed? Of course. Of course. She'll be the number one to get blamed. No, it's like, wow. I think it's bigger news than people may realize that she's getting out. I don't want to be here when it all collapses. Let some other doofus take care of it. Well, the potential's there. Talk about the tariff decision from the Supreme Court for a moment. I have two clips that I want to play. You have two clips? I'm sure you do. Mine first. Where does yours... I'll get it. Where do yours come from? From this morning, from CBS, Face the Nation. CBS, okay. Face the Nation, Ambassador Jamison Greer, who is the United States Trade Representative. The Supreme Court ruling, that vote was 6-3. The president, as you know, you were there, came out publicly, and he railed against some of those justices by name. Railed! He said this on Friday. Take a listen. They're very unpatriotic and disloyal to our Constitution. It's my opinion that the court has been swayed by foreign interests and a political movement that is far smaller than people would ever think. That's a pretty huge allegation. What foreign interest has corrupted the court, according to the president? Well, I won't characterize his words too much. He speaks for himself. Do you know what he's talking about? So many of the interests that were at issue in this case were really about foreign importers or foreign companies that have interests here in the U.S. who are suing the president and suing the administration. It's foreign companies that are benefiting from the tariffs being struck down. This is why when we impose tariffs, foreign countries don't like it. And foreign companies don't like it because they're the ones that don't want to have the tariffs in place. They're the ones that are suing. They're the ones that are trying to get together coalitions and groups who oppose what the president is doing. The president's fighting for American workers. He's trying to impose a trade policy that has a crew line through the first Trump administration, Biden and Trump with tariffs. But it's foreign countries and companies that are suing that want these things to go away. So the trade representative or ambassador here is not really saying what this is. I believe what President Trump is talking about is globalists and specifically North Sea Nexus in the embodiment of the Cato Institute, who wrote quite a detailed amicus brief to the Supreme Court about this decision. And I spent some time with Rob, the constitutional lawyer. It's 170 pages. A lot of this was pretty much written by the Cato Institute. It's all their language. It's the globalist. They don want this They don want America to succeed on its own They want the same manufacturer somewhere else just have the stupid Americans be the customers And here Jameson kind of kind of lets in a little bit on who the president was really talking about. But the president wasn't talking about them. The president was talking about the Supreme Court justices who he said are unpatriotic and disloyal and swayed by foreign interests. Do you have any evidence to back up that allegation about the Supreme Court justices who, as you know, face security threats on a daily basis. So when the foreign interests sue, they appear before the courts. They're literally arguing before the courts that they should have a different outcome. So they are, it's quite obvious that foreign interests are involved. They're helping bring lawsuits. They're arguing before the court. And these justices, six of them, agree with what a lot of these foreign interests want, which is take down the tariffs, take down the barriers, and let us import as much cheap crap as we want to the United States at the expense of American workers. But do you need to clarify or feel compelled in any way to clarify in regard to the allegations against the justices themselves? I'm not speaking for the president. What I'm telling you is that when the president talks about foreign influences, at a minimum what we see is that foreign companies are involved in the coalition, the PR effort, They're involved in the cases, and they don't want these tariffs. It's not a secret. I mean, for months, these foreign countries and companies and people in the United States who benefit from their commercial relations with them, they want these tariffs to be gone. That should be the signal for us that we're doing the right thing, that we're over the target. When the foreign countries and companies are literally arguing in court through their advocates to take it down, we know they have influence. Well, 1,500 businesses, including Costco, have filed lawsuits to get repaid for these tariffs. Yeah, they can wait for a long time for that to happen. Yeah, that's for sure. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. So I think that's what the president meant. I mean, Cato Institute was, I think that's named after the Cato letters, if I'm not mistaken, between 18th century British essays between John Trenchard and Thomas... Oh, I know. It is a kind of an outlier of conservative think tanks. Conservative or liberal globalists? They're conservative on the surface. Yeah, on the surface. On the surface, they're extremely conservative, but it wouldn't surprise me, and I think that was a good catch that you talked this over with R, with the show's constitutional guy. Yeah, I mean, I can tell you more about what we discussed, but let's see what your clips are first. Well, my clips are a little different because they don't harp on – they don't harp the way Nora – that's not Nora, who is that? That's Margaret. Margaret, that's right, Margaret. Let's try it. And the problem is I have two clips that should be the same, might be the same clip, but one is 41 seconds, one is 59. These are the openers. It's the second clip, the tariffs, too, that's interesting to me because it shows you what NPR is coming from. One is 44, one is 59. Really? I got 41 on my list. Oh, wait, hold on. I have, wait, I have tariff Supreme Court 44, Supreme Court NPR 59. I wonder why it grew three seconds. Tariffs to GOTG NPR. Yeah, that should be boots on the ground. It's goats on the ground, everybody. We got goats on the ground. Well, let's start with the long one. Let's just try the long one, the 59-second one. The 59-second one. President Trump says he's increasing his new temporary global tariffs from 10% he announced yesterday to 15 percent. This in response to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling that found he overstepped his authority on double-ditch taxes on virtually all imports into the U.S. And here's Alina Seljuk has more. President Trump made the latest announcement in a post on social media, once again deriding the Supreme Court ruling, saying it was, quote, ridiculous, poorly written, and extraordinarily anti-American. The high court had ruled with a notable majority of 63, including two justices appointed by Trump, and they had struck down Trump's use of an emergency statute for his tariffs, saying the president could not rely on it to impose taxes without specific authorization from Congress. Trump quickly used another presidential authority to set a new universal tariff, which is limited to 150 days unless extended by lawmakers, and he has vowed to find a way to set more. Alina Seluch, NPR News, Washington. Yeah, the 150-day limit on Section 122 is interesting because, yes, the president can't just reset the clock, but there is no language that says that he can't do another one. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 14% now. It's all about if there's an imbalance of payments, which clearly we have. Oh, yeah, big time. Then he can just keep invoking that, just changing it a little bit. He can also completely block all trade with any country or for any product, just outright. So this whole thing was, I'd say, I think the words Rob the Constitutional lawyer used are performative. And that's what's disappointing. The Supreme Court's just, you know, whatever they were doing, it's like, eh, you can't use meh. They didn't want to deal with it, I think. They should have not dealt with it. The fact that they just stole a report from the Cato Institute is pretty pathetic. It's very pathetic. So this report, they go on and on and on. Then they bring in this woman who I have to say, here's a woman that works for NPR that is living the life of Riley. I don't know what the NPR budget must be in the hundreds of millions, obviously. And this woman, she's in the Paris Bureau, and she's going to do boots on the ground. but you never imagine, you know, in other words, ask the Europeans what they think of all this. And you can't imagine where she decides to go. Wait a minute. Physically or in her? Physically. Hold on a second. She's doing, well, I would say she had to go to China. No, no, she's in the Paris. If you're in the Paris Bureau and you want to travel around, yes, well, actually, yes, you should go to China. Or you go to the Champaign region. Well, you're close. The EU and the U.S. did more than $1.5 trillion in trading goods and services in 2024. They're each other's largest trading partners. There's a lot at stake. Last summer, before the tariffs were put into effect, the 15%, I went to Burgundy and I spoke with wine growers. And they were so nervous about what would happen. And one of the visitors I visited was Michael Stapsman. What is in Burgundy besides dynamite wine? What's in Burgundy? Dynamite wine. She went to Burgundy to talk about tariffs and do a lot of wine tasting because some of that wine you can taste if you go there, but you can't afford. To affect the 15%, I went to Burgundy and I spoke with wine growers. And I was so nervous about what would happen. And one of the vineyards I visited was Michael Schaap's vineyard. He's a French winemaker and a Virginia winemaker who exports and imports in both directions. So he really sees how it's affecting the whole thing. And I spoke with him today. Here he is. It's been crazy. The up and downs on both sides of the Atlantic. On top of that, the fact that the dollar has tumbled about 12% in the past year. So you had that on top of the tariffs, and it's a big hit. Yeah, so he hailed the Supreme Court's decision, but it didn't last long. And he said most French winemakers, including himself, are finding and have found new markets across Europe and Asia. He said it's just too hard to do business with the U.S. Does the EU have any recourse to fight back? Yeah, they do. I mean, the U.S. and the EU negotiated a trade deal last summer, but it's actually not been ratified by the European Parliament. And they could hold that back, and there are now calls for them to do so. And they've already identified $93 billion worth of U.S. goods that they could slap tariffs on. And there's something else they could use. It's a mechanism that's been referred to as the trade bazooka, which could enact huge restrictions on U.S. companies having access to the EU market, which is a market of 450 million consumers. It's massive and lucrative, so that could be a real threat. That's NPR's Paris correspondent, Eleanor Beardsley. Thank you so much for your reporting. You're welcome. I'll tell you that my buddy here who does CNC machining for military parts, they are so happy because now they are using American steel. He says it's more expensive. I think we talked about this before. But he doesn't have to throw 40% away from Chinese here because it's junk. It's junk. And he says, orders are up. He says, we can barely keep up with the business. Yeah, it's junk. The LED light bulbs from China are junk. Everything from China is pretty much junk. and I understand we have a lot of people probably who listen to the show who set up businesses reselling junk from China in marketing, online I understand that it sucks that you have to eat these tariffs and they say well you can't get that in America well there's your opportunity right there I love the guys in North Carolina who are making sneakers and supposedly no agenda boots. Now, this is the whole plan. If you care about your kids, you'll eat a little bit of pain or a lot of pain. You will. Do it. I'm going to give the president until 2027. And if it hasn't improved by then, well, then a great idea didn't work. I like the idea. I really do. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. I mean, I like the idea, too. I'm not going to argue. Are you skeptical that he can pull it off? No, I'm skeptical that the economy is not going to have issues after the midterms. Oh. And it will result in the inability to pull it off because it just won't be, the conditions won't be right. Everybody will be broke. Well, that never happens. But if that ever happened, it didn't happen in the 30s. It didn't happen in the 70s. This never happened. People who listen to our show will be broke. They will claim brokenness. That is always happening. It does. It does happen. If you're ready to go to a break, I do have one interesting clip. Oh, finally? Finally, we're getting an interesting clip. Finally an interesting clip. I know, I know, I know. So this is the most disgusting thing that's been floating around for a while. This is the underwear hack. It was kind of noisy. I ran it through the system. This is some woman giving us a life hack when you travel a lot. Okay, here we go. I'm about to show you guys one of the coolest tricks ever. So you're traveling, and you didn't pack enough underwear, and you're just like, oh, my gosh, what am I going to wear tomorrow? Every room has, like, a coffee pot thing in it. Every room. Even the other coffee makers were like Brewserve. All you do, punch your underwear where you would put the coffee grounds. You close it. You press brew. And it puts scorching hot water through it. You guys, then the hair dryer in the bathroom. You blow dry those bad boys. And you got yourself a cleaner pair of underwear to wear. I did not realize how many people already knew this hack. I learned it years ago from a friend that was a flight attendant. it and it's brilliant. So this is a hack? This is good? This is no good. So you take your underwear and you stick it in the coffee maker, your dirty underwear, and then you run a brew through it and then you just dump the water out and then you go dry off the underwear. So in other words, the likelihood unless this is a hoax which I believe it could be. No, no, no. Because I just spent four days in the biodome in Nashville. It's the Gaylord Hotel where you never get out. It's kind of like a casino. And they have these exact brew machines. And it exists of a little pouch that's in the plastic slide that you slide into the coffee maker. Yeah, that works if you have panties. But men's underwear? Well, I don't think it's for men. But even, I don't care who puts them in. Panties or boxer shorts. I don't care. I don't want to be drinking my coffee and making bruise a coffee afterwards. You know, the hack is you get clean underwear and a tasty drink. And with that, I want to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you, the man who put the C in the CBD. See you in the morning to you, Mr. John C. Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. See you guys on the ground, feet in the air, steps in the water, all the names of knights out there. And morning. Morning. Troll room. Troll room. There we go. Well, that's looking better. Almost 2,100. 2,100 trolls listening live at noagendastream.com and, of course, many of them trolling along in the troll room. And you know what? The trolls know everything so much better. That is my favorite part of the trolls. They think that they're actually talking on the show, but you're not. Well, they are on the show of their own. Yeah, I know. But I look over, you know, I always got to look over from time. I have a peripheral vision. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm really trying to give them grace. It's hard sometimes. Why? They just say horrible things. They're trolls. Yeah, that's why. They're trolls, exactly. They're trying to give them grace. They might want grief. I think you're right. I got them finally again. They kicked me off again. No, I'm not. Oh, look, he talked about my post. Yes. That is right. That is exactly it. We are a value for value podcast. Now, at first, I should mention that you can definitely get this on the modern podcast apps. That's what you want to do because when we go live, you'll get a notification that we're going live. You can listen to that live show in the modern podcast app. Many more features. Don't even think about these legacy apps. Apple, Spotify, even Overcast. It doesn't have any of the cool features. It's in the modern podcast apps or podcastapps.com. value for value although we are considering giving you a yonder pouch which just sounds like a fine premium other than that there's nothing you got to do to get the premium content no bonus stuff no plus packages we put it all out there for you to consume at no charge no exchange of anything for just listening to the podcast all we ask is that when you eventually at some point in your day think, hmm, that was valuable to me. Immediately, go to noagendadonations.com and send us whatever value that had to you back to us. So we give you the value, you send it back. It's that simple. You can do this with time, talent, and treasure. The time and talent, people do so many things. They send you clips of Keith Olbermann. Mike Olbermann. I was going to say Mike Olbermann. They send you clips of, you know, all right, that's kind of valuable, thank you. that people organize meetups. You've got Void Zero trying to help us with the newsletter issues. And he's really working hard because he can't even get you on the email anymore. But that is time and talent right there. Or you could be making artwork for us. Interestingly enough, on the previous show, which was our best of second half of the show, got a lot of positive results. People thought it was very interesting that immediately Obama was giving out classified information. President Trump says he's going to release all of the UFO files. They thought that just could not be a coincidence that we did our second half of show. But we did. And you did not, as you typically do, send me artwork. Usually you send me artwork. I didn't see anything. And so I figured you'd either ask Darren for some or you'd just get some. I just went to Gemini and said, make me a second half of show artwork, and that's what we got. Yeah. I know. I was as underwhelmed as you are. But that's what it is. And no one sent anything. 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I can't do that. I need English. Well, you know what is pretty good? It's some of the stuff that comes out of Australia, the Australian mysteries that are kind of fashioned after British, you know, masterpiece theater stuff. It's decent. Their storylines are good. The acting is excellent, which is a real problem with most stuff nowadays. The acting stinks. It's still pretty pathetic that there's nothing. Nothing. We got so many streaming things. This looks like it's not going to be any good. Thank you. So I started watching season three of The Diplomat. Oh, no. I like the first episode was excellent. It falls apart. Okay. Well, we'll see. I haven't gotten to a falling apart yet. I'm stretching it. Yeah. In other words, I'm not sitting there watching a whole episode. I watch like a third. Oh, you stretch the episodes. You cut in the episodes. Interesting. You know what? It stretches it out to something more reasonable than, you know, here's our season, six episodes. You're out of here. 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President Trump says he hasn't decided on whether the U.S. will launch military strikes on Iran, but while he weighs his options, the military buildup in the Mideast over the past few months means the U.S. has an expansive naval and air presence in the area. And here's Greg Myrie says, Trump has a range of options now that U.S. forces reached a critical mass in the region, but Trump so far hasn't outlined his plans on a possible attack. This has been a very different approach than we've seen from other presidents in the run-up to wars. Trump, for example, hasn't made a major speech to the American people about the prospect for a new Middle East war. Though his State of the Union address is on Tuesday, His administration hasn't sought support from Congress or made the case at the United Nations. And aside from Israel, the president hasn't sought to bring in U.S. allies or build an international coalition. And here's Greg Myrie reporting. Well, having been on the road, I had the advantage of having picked up a few clips before today's program, even before the weekend. Clip collector Steve sent me this one on Thursday. This is the outstanding work from the Barry Weiss newsroom at CBS. We turn now to the Middle East and the breaking news tonight. A potential military strike on Iran could happen as soon as Saturday, according to top national security officials. President Trump has already positioned U.S. warships and fighter jets in the region as nuclear talks continue with Iran. Senior White House correspondent Ed O'Keefe has the latest. Ed, good evening. What are you hearing? Tony, sources tell CBS News the president hasn't yet made a final decision on whether to strike. conversations about potential military action are described as fluid and ongoing as the White House weighs the political and military risks of escalation. The president has said he would consider strikes if Iran doesn't agree to curb its nuclear weapons program. The Pentagon is moving some personnel temporarily out of the Middle East region over the next three days. They're headed primarily to Europe or back here to the U.S. ahead of any potential action or counterattacks by Iran. So, you know, if you look on social media, you've got the obligatory, oh, the troops are getting steak and lobster dinner. That means it's coming on. It's going to happen. It's all over. It's going to happen. I reached out to Sir Brian of London. Wait, wait. So if they get steak and lobster, they go to war? Oh, you've never heard this? No, I've never heard this. Oh, this meme keeps popping up. I'm not sure we've talked about it. I'm sure. Well, maybe. Lobster. Let me see. Yeah, here's a this was a this is from I don't know when it's from. This is a while back. So there's videos going viral of the U.S. military being served steak and lobster all over social media. If you're familiar with the military, you know about the steak and lobster. Are we about to be in the middle of a conflict? I would like any military personnel. I've never asked this question to immediately text me. signal me, email me if this is true. I believe it's bull crap. But, you know, whenever there's an imminent attack or something's happening... Well, first of all, you're dealing with shellfish. You can make people sick. You don't want to even take a chance on it. I think that is an excellent point. One of my rules about flying, don't eat the shrimp. No, no, and certainly no sushi. No. Oh, God. What airplane is there sushi? That's for sure. Do not eat sushi on an airplane or a gas station. Or at the airport, like SFO. SFO has a sushi joint. There are lots of sushi joints at airports. Actually, there's a sushi joint at Heathrow that is a killer. There's an oyster and caviar bar at JFK. That's what you want. I mean, I'll make you sick too, but at least you've got caviar. PBS NewsHour had some relatively good details. Just they had information on the negotiations, let me put it that way. The U.S. and Iranian officials met yesterday to continue negotiations over that country's nuclear program. What have we learned about how that negotiation went? An Iranian official and a regional official both confirmed to me tonight that Iran has made this offer. A pause in domestic enrichment of uranium to produce nuclear fuel through the end of the first Trump administration. Entering into some kind of regional consortium for enrichment in the future. And three, exporting or diluting the highly enriched uranium that's one step away from weapons grade that the U.S. bombed last summer. In exchange, Iran would ask for sanctions relief and open up to U.S. investment. Officials tell me the U.S. has made a counteroffer and continues to insist that Iran permanently give up any ability to enrich uranium domestically. And today we heard from White House spokesperson Caroline Leavitt hinting at that ongoing impasse. There was a little bit of progress. What? I'm sorry? I was just going to say, we encourage investment, but when Trump gets out, we're changing everything back. How does that work? Did they expect to get investment with that strategy? Well, no. I don't think this is about nuclear at all. That's a cover. Let's listen to the ladies. There was a little bit of progress made, but we're still very far apart on some issues. I believe the Iranians are expected to come back to us with some more detail in the next couple of weeks. And so the president will continue to watch how this plays out. So the way I see it, we're positioned there in the Straits of Hormuz. Iran has already done a live fire exercise. So the whole point is no Chinese ghost ships with your oil. We're going to catch them. We're right here. We're the only place you can get them out. No more Chinese, no more oil going to China. Instead, as I understand the deal, let our companies come in and do business with you. And I think that they are interested in that. I really do. Well, there's more money in it for them because the Chinese buy it. Best price. Best price. We're always going for a low ball, these poor guys. The Venezuelans were getting screwed in the Chinese deal. So whenever I see all these numbers of 60% enrichment, 40% enrichment, that's your negotiating tactic. That's what it is. The deal is still lopsided. Here's PBS. The U.S. has deployed what the president calls an armada to the region, including the U.S.'s largest aircraft carrier and strike group, dozens of additional fighter jets, former officials, analysts, It's telling me the U.S. is capable of delivering a strong blow against Iran, but will find it difficult to defend itself and allies from a big Iranian response. What do those former officials and analysts tell you about the chance of a deal? Exactly what Secretary of State Marco Rubio has said in the last couple of days. It is very difficult because the U.S. demands are larger than what Iran is willing to concede. Iran will simply not give up that right for domestic enrichment, says former State Department official and current distinguished diplomatic fellow at the Middle East Institute, Alan Iyer. What they see is any capitulation in the face of pressure will invite further aggression. What they're doing now is they're getting ready to take a hit. You know, satellite imagery is showing this. Open press reporting is showing this. I'm sure intelligence is reporting this. While they're continuing negotiations with the U.S., they fully expect these negotiations not to result in a deal, and they are preparing themselves for a massive U.S. military attack. here's what i think this is i think that the u.s state department and trump and the iranians have already agreed it's much better for you to sell the oil to us let us come in there let our american companies in and this whole thing is a face-saving exercise towards the chinese so they can say hey I'm sorry, G. Like, you know, they were going to blow us up. So we had to do this. But there could also be a fake blow-up. You know, they could drop some bombs in the desert. Well, yes. And we're sticking with the two of us. Yes. Both subscribe to the idea, which is a Middle Eastern idea amongst Middle Eastern observers. From Iranians, from actual living and breathing Iranians. We've been in cahoots with the Iranians. Forever. entire era of our show so when Margaret Brennan has the Iranian foreign minister on and again it's about all of a sudden we're back to enrich we blowed this stuff up I'm going to use their term, your term we blowed this stuff up and now it's like well you can't enrich anymore 60%, 50%, 40% blah blah blah this is a cover there was no where are the reports of Or Iran can have a nuke in one week, one month. That stopped. That went away. So it hasn't come back. So this is a cover. Yet. Okay. But when I heard the Iranian foreign minister this morning and I have a couple clips he playing his side of the cover We have seen very public statements from the president that he said no enrichment and that a red line But when you say it your right okay But you could get enriched uranium and buy it from someplace else. You know this. You've done this. Is demanding the right to enrich on Iranian soil really worth the risk right now? You're facing a potential destruction of your country and the regime based on the kind of military buildup we're looking at? Well, I think as a sovereign country, we have every right to decide for ourselves, by ourselves. We have developed this technology by ourselves, by our scientists, and it's very dear to us because we have paid a huge expense for that. We have been on the sanctions for at least 20 years, and we have lost our scientists, and we have had a war because of that. So that is now a matter of dignity and pride for Iranians, and we are not going to give it up. There is no legal reason to do that. While everything is peaceful, while everything is safeguarded by the agency, while we had an agreement in the past when we remained fully committed to that, and it was the U.S. who just rules with no justification. So we are a committed member of MPT. We want to use our right. We want to have our right and to exercise that. So I'll make a controversial statement here. As usual, the United States puts Israel into play to ratchet it up again, make it look all that it's all kind of real so we all get on edge because, you know, Israel, they dominate you. No, they don't. But you understand this could be make it or break it for you here. I mean, look, your air defenses were largely demolished by Israel this past summer. They dominate your military. They killed the leader of your most powerful proxy in Hezbollah. The United States bombed your underground nuclear facility. The economy is in shambles right now. So why do you think the regime could even survive unless you get the bomb? Well, that is not the case. When you talked about the air defense and the war we had with Israel, you know, yes, we had a problem with our air defense, but Israelis had also a problem with their air defense. And our missiles were able to hit targets inside Israel. So, you know, they started the war. But after 12 days, they asked for a ceasefire, unconditional ceasefire. Why? Because they couldn't defend themselves against our missiles. So we have a very good capability of missiles. And now we are even in a better situation than previous war. So, as a matter of fact, we are in a powerful position to defend ourselves. We know how to defend ourselves. We did it in the 12-day war, and we are fully prepared to repeat that if necessary. Well, respectfully, Israel has air superiority over Iran, but let's talk about what you are saying in terms of war. Our missiles have also superiority over the space of Israel. They can hit their targets. They hit their targets in a very exact way, and they can do it again. And from what I understand, that during the 12-day war, 90% of the Iranian missiles were intercepted, which is a fun way of saying 10% made it through. And one of those 10% hit the interceptor missiles that we have given Israel money for to buy from us. And they actually probably don't have the interceptors if Iran went full bore, which I don't expect. but let's ratchet up the anxiety a little bit more. Okay, well, there are 40,000 American personnel in the Middle East right now. In Iran's letter to the U.N. Security Council, you seem to threaten them because you said America will bear full responsibility. You said you don't want war, but if that's what happens, all bases, facilities, and assets of the hostile force in the region will be legitimate targets. Are you saying Iran will hit U.S. bases in the Gulf, or will you also bomb the Gulf countries that are your neighbors? Well, I'm not going to say what we are going to do exactly. Obviously, we defend ourselves. If the U.S. attacks us, then we have every right to defend ourselves. If the U.S. attacks us, that is the act of aggression. What we do in response is the act of self-defense, and it is justifiable and legitimate. So our missiles cannot hit the American soil. So obviously we have to do something else. We have to hit, you know, the American base in the region. That is a fact. I am a diplomat. I'm not supposed to talk about, you know, our military plans. But what can I say is that why we should go for war when there is every possibility for a peaceful solution. So here's how I see the deal structured. let's make a lot of noise you're right maybe we lob a couple of bombs in the desert um they come to the table oh okay all right you can because trump wants to do business that he wants the total oil dominance with a fair deal quote unquote so our american companies go in we start pumping some of that stuff because we know we're out of it here in america just no one once admitted except for the oil baron. And then you know what, because China will have to go away. You know what China's going to get? A soft, no military takeover of Taiwan. We have nothing in the region. Everything's been moved out. It won't be like we're taking over. They'll just move in like, hey, we're here. It's okay. Everyone's fine. Taiwan is governmentally in a mess right now. I think it's a three-part deal. I think Xi may be in on it too. How about that? Well, that's pretty radical. I don't know if the Taiwan thing is going to go over. But then again, maybe that's why AOC couldn't answer the question at the Munich Security Conference, because she was briefed. I actually have a clip of her. On the exact plot that you're talking about. So she was tongue-tied. That's why she was stumbling? I have a 27-second clip of her. By the way, that's a stretch. That thesis I just said is a stretch. But that part, you took it way too far. I'm out of control. You're over your skis. I like where we ended. There is one thing, though. So I contact Sir Brian of London because we're about to go with a church group, go visit Israel next week. And Sir Brian of London says, I said, what's the vibe? He's in Tel Aviv. He said, the vibe is, it's not when we will be hit by missiles, not if, but when. I'm like, okay. He says, but, you know, we're all out here partying on the beach. We're not worried about it. It's life in Israel. And so I'm thinking, you know, we're about to go. We're the youngest people probably in this group. There's people in their 70s, upper 70s. and I called Pastor Jimmy, I said, bro, listen, you know, we don't want, like, we're in a hotel and an air raid siren goes off at night. That'd be great. No, for me, yeah, you know, that'd be fine. I went to Iraq in 2003. I'm not that worried about it, and if something happens, I know where I'm going, but that, but, like, people get worried about this stuff. They get all keyed up. They won't be able to enjoy it, so we've delayed until October, which I think is a good decision. What? Yeah. I was looking forward to broadcasting live. From the war zone. Yeah. Seriously. Me too. Me too. You got to understand. We have a couple guys on the security team that have their head on the swivel the whole time. Who's that guy? What's he got? I don't need this agita in my life. I just want to go see where Jesus walked. I don't want to be worried about my fellow travelers. So, yeah, you stuck with me. You just take a trip by yourself. And you got Brian of London there. The place is great if you have somebody show you around. Oh, I'm still looking forward to going. And Mossad said the money bags will be good. They said he'll give it to me later. So Jew money is still good. Yeah, where is that Jew money? I haven't seen it on the spreadsheet. But I think that's in play. I think that really feels like what's going on because this whole nuclear thing came out of nowhere. Nowhere. After we blew everything up and then, well, they're still enriching. And as Margaret said, you can buy it. So this has to be a face-saving maneuver. And we'll know it was really that if Xi kind of walks into Taiwan and says, hey, we're here to straighten stuff out. Well, I think that they're going to have to. But he's not going to walk into Taiwan while Trump's in office. It's going to have to be staged for after 2028. Not on my watch. I'm absolutely sure that's part of the deal. Okay. Possibly. Because, you know, Trump doesn't like that because he made this big fuss about it. He wouldn't have started the war in Ukraine if I wasn't president. He wouldn't have done this if I was president. And then talking about, I do have just a side clip here about Epstein. So I've been watching, and I have some clips. I'm not going to play them today. I'll play them on the next show. They're pretty interesting. So I'm watching. Since I've had a day off, I'm screwing around watching a lot of Rumble live stuff. And Keith Olbermann, apparently. so I'm watching the rumble stuff and there's this woman who I guess has been around for a long time I've heard of her but I haven't heard her named Wendy Bell a talker a right wing talker that's been she's now got a show in Philadelphia and they play the show and I don't have the one I have one clip I could have gotten another clip where she because what she's doing she plays the radio show, her radio show, live on Rumble, and then when they break for commercials, she's doing like a second show to the Rumble audience. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's not uncommon. I've seen that. No, it's not uncommon at all. And I don't know who, I think Rush Limbaugh pioneered or maybe. Joe Paggs does it. Paglia. Joe Paglia. Joe Paglia. A lot of people do it. It's a good idea, but she does the sides that are way off from the show. The show's radical enough, but when she does the sides, they're interesting. and one of them that she did, which I'm not playing, I'm playing the second one, the Epstein one, she goes off on Newsmax, because she used to be a talker there. So she was at Newsmax, and she goes off on it saying, Newsmax wouldn't let me talk about the stolen election in 2020. If I even brought it up, I'd get fired. They wouldn't let me talk about COVID at all. I couldn't even discuss any of it. I just thought that was pretty telling about Newsmax. It's supposed to be such a right-wing operation. But here she is doing an aside. They're at commercial break, and she's talking with the engineer slash producer that they like to do. And they're talking about Bongino and Cash Patel going on Fox, and here's how this thing goes. Right, and so when he and Dan Bongino came out in that Fox News interview, wasn't it, Fox? and they looked at the camera and you're like that's bullshit. And you're like that's total. They both look like they had seen a ghost. Particularly Bongino. Both of their eyes don't lie. You can tell because they were like Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself and we're like It looked like a hostage video. Right? I was like that kind of messed up. Anybody else not believe that? A lot of new eyes. If you're new follow, give us a follow. Hey, and hit the rumble button. We appreciate that. Glad to be with you guys. Thank you. Hit the rumble button. But right? So what is it? Like, we've already chewed here on the very, I think, shared reality we all have. The dude's not dead. Jeffrey Epstein's not dead. Please. It's like the worst suicide ever. The worst freaking suicide ever. You mean like a suicide? Like shooting yourself in the back of the head? That's right. Or stabbing yourself like 800 times? Right back here? You can stop it. He just found Jed with a knife in her. Yeah. So I'm at the dinner table with all the kids, and there's not one person at the table that doesn't think the same thing. Oh. The millennials all think he's alive. And, of course, I kind of think so, too, because of the passports that he had. They found one passport from a phony passport, but he could have had 20, for all we know. Sure. Well, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, you know, of course. But also... You know, in that interview, I thought about this. They said, no, no, Jeffrey Epperson didn't kill himself. The question was never asked, is he dead? So there's lots of discrepancies with tattoos on his arm and the way his face looked and the fact they had a picture of him, all on the gurney. But what Tina, who really is withdrawn from news feeds, although she has had some dynamite cottage cheese recipes. She says she is convinced that Patel and Bongino were told, this is what you say or we're going to kill your family. She's convinced of it. Well, like Wendy said, it looked like a hostage video. It did. Yeah. Yeah. It did. Anyway, a lot of noise about Stephen Colbert not being allowed to air an interview with this Tallarico guy, Texas Democrat. And the way it's played so far has been, you know, this is FCC and this is censorship from the top. and this is global news from Canada who had, I think, a little better report of what exactly went down. Guess who's running afoul of his network and the Trump administration again? It's me. Stephen Colbert. Hang in there, buddy. The day before, Colbert suggested he was barred by his CBS bosses from airing an interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Tallarico after Brendan Carr, chair of the Federal Communications Commission, a Trump appointee, questioned the exemption, whereby talk shows are not required to offer equal time to political rivals. Colbert's take. Donald Trump's administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV, because all Trump does is watch TV. So Colbert ran the interview on YouTube, where Tallarico also took aim at the White House. Now they're trying to control what we watch, what we say, what we read. And this is the most dangerous kind of cancel culture, the kind that comes from the top. The next day, CBS issued a statement that Colbert read, saying that he was not prohibited from showing the interview, which could trigger the FCC equal time rule. The show was presented options to provide equal time for others. I am well aware that we can book other guests. The FCC chair recently explained the need to update the rules for broadcasters. Congress was clear that the FCC has a role with respect to bonafide news. They were worried that TV programmers would broadly take advantage of trying to claim they were bonafide news when they weren't. But one FCC commissioner calls it corporate capitulation. Ana Gomez stated the FCC has no lawful authority to pressure broadcasters for political purposes or create a climate that chills free expression. That's been the worry for fans who protested last summer after CBS and parent company Paramount canceled Colbert as of this spring. As for the Tallarico interview, millions have clicked on YouTube to see it. Stephen Colbert making headlines. Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert. Somebody that popular should get their own talk show. Colbert's point? He's losing his talk show in three months. Yeah. the whole thing was schemed yeah you got more views on YouTube they're still getting views of course and that guy is nuts that Tallarico guy yeah he's running he's the for Senate in the primary yeah against Jasmine Crockett yes against Crockett yeah which he may win well he might but that doesn't mean he's going to win the general oh no in the primary yeah primary he might win I wouldn't vote for her. I have Osterholm about the mRNA shot. I don't know if you're interested in that. Or I have, yeah, I don't know if I have anything. Yeah, I got, yeah, this. Another one of your predictions comes true yet again as this continues to happen. I'm on a roll. In heartbreaking testimony, students who were shot in their classroom at Appalachee High School in September 2024 recounted the horrifying moments Colin Gray's son, Colt, allegedly opened fire. Prosecutors charged Gray with nearly 30 counts, including second-degree murder and involuntary manslaughter. During opening statements Monday, the prosecutors alleged Gray bought the AR-15-style rifle and ammunition that his son used to kill four people and injure nine others. You can guess what's happening. The father's going to go to jail. Yeah, well, this should have started years ago. So I think we can conclude that the next very sad trans person that does something, shouldn't the parents also go to jail? Absolutely. I don't know if it's, I got a boots on the ground, which was just so sad. Let me read this. unemployed ER nurse here again. Working in a college town in the largest ER in half the state, I see a lot of trans people. I believe the 41% number to be low. A brief look at it says it is self-reported and only adults. I think this is a suicide rate from the last show. I think it could count on two hands the ones that I've worked with who haven't had an attempt. But usually they try over and over. It is truly heartbreaking to see how these mentally ill people have been lied to. I used to laugh at them until I met them. They are unwell and pitiful. It is to the point where if someone is trans and they're at the ER for a medical issue, the management will immediately put them in the psych area because, much like an intoxicated person, it is very rare for them to go through a whole visit without it turning into a suicidal ideation visit. I see many who are post-op and have continual infections and their anatomy is changed and so imaging is rarely diagnostic in that it's an infection or just a resectioned colon. There are very few places for them to turn to help. The system is fine making them trans but not prepared to offer health care for the newly altered bodies. I believe suicide is a much higher number, and all of the teens that transition are going to get strung out on drugs and alcohol once they hit late 20s and early 30s, I would expect another large increase in suicides. What a travesty. Yeah. And the liberals are still sticking to it, sticking to their guns. I know. I know. Well, I do have one last clip before the break. The Gen Z, there's a new comment. There's a new, maybe a phrase or something in this clip that's something that we should be aware of. The phrase that pays? Maybe. You know, I may have a goofy-ass haircut, but I take my lucky sedars every single day that I'm not a fat, balding conservative with those tacky sunglasses in my piece-of-shit pickup truck. I misunderstood what happened here. I misunderstood it, too. What's the point of the clip, then? I'm trying to figure out why I could clip that. It's something you said at the beginning. Let me hear it again. Hold on. You know, I may have a goofy-ass haircut, but I take my lucky cigarettes every single day that I'm not a fat, balding conservative with those tacky sunglasses in my piece-of-shit pickup truck. Possibly. Oh, yeah, okay. I'd like to thank my lucky... It was something... It wasn't lucky. My lucky stars were my lucky... She dreamed... She was afraid. They couldn't say... You can't even hear what... It's hard to catch. Worst clip ever! Worst clip of the day. We need a jingle. We actually have that. That clip sucks. Yeah, okay. We should play. I'll get more of those so we can play that more often. But there's something. I'll go back and deconstruct that clip and tell you what the punchline was. I got to, of course, I did too many clips. That was not what I was going to do. I lost track of what these clips are, but we haven't lost track of the people that donate over $50, and that's what we're going to do right now is thank them, each and every one of them. Yes, and let me rack up the spreadsheet. There she is, Dame Rita, Sparks, Nevada, 168. And she says, ITM, gents. John, your interviewing skills with Scott Adams brought enlightening results. Adam, to see you and hear you on Epic TV Crossroads, how propaganda was modernized, was spot on. Thank you both. Oh, yes. I was on Epic TV. You were on Epic? What is Epic TV? That's, I guess, an online version of NTV. You know, Epic, Epic Times. Oh, Epoch. I say epic. Isn't it Epoch? Yeah. Oh, good. That's a good catch. Yeah, the guy interviewed me at NRB. 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Thank you very much to all of these producers for supporting the NOAA GENDA show. you can go to noagendadonations.com and support us anytime you feel like it that's how value for value works you feel you got the value put it into a number send it off to us noagendadonations.com you can even do a recurring donation if you feel like that any amount any frequency and of course we always love it if you can afford and come in with an executive or associate executive producership noagendadonations.com And here's our list, a nice one. Dame Denise Robertson wishes Fred a happy birthday, turned 54 on February 4th. Noah Bottenmacher, 40 on the 18th. Dame Denise Robertson again, but this time it's for her. She turns 61 on February 18th. Ross Reynolds wishes Mrs. Natalie Reynolds a happy 37th. She celebrated yesterday. Scott Kowalski turns 56 today. Sir Donald Winkler turns 51 today. Andrew Ribby wishes Vati Bauckham and John MacArthur. very happy birthday. Emiliano Atensio turns 48. And winding up our list, we say happy birthday to Sir Burns of the Good Future. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe. And you heard her earlier, Dame Denise Robertson with tons of birthday wishes And she now becomes a baronetist thanks to her additional support of the Noah Jenner Show 1000 in aggregate. And she becomes baronetist, Denise, queen of the cobalt programmers. And yes, I said cobalt because that's a long-running joke. You do not need to email us that we're stupid. No knights, no dames. That's too bad. Could have used a couple of those. But we do have quite a few of Meetup reports. Noah Jenner, Meetup! And the first one we have, and these, of course, are the meetups you can find at noagendameetups.com. Completely produced or organized. No charge to organize, no charge to enter, but you could buy everybody a drink. It's so much fun. Leo Bravo has been doing this for 72 times in a row. Hey, everybody. This is Leo Bravo at meetup number 72. I'm here with my friends. They have things to say. This is Angie from the ranch. We had a good time over here at Stillcraft in Long Beach. Shout out to my bartender, Sartland. Hey, John Adams, for Leah Kim Fulpoff. Here I am, and why not? Dame Laura of the Golden Mean came down from Washington State just to attend the greatest meetup in the universe. Yay! And wouldn't have met her if it wasn't for here, so that's cool. Good morning! And we have Santa Cruz. They have the clam chowder meetup. I think Sir Julian was at this one. Sir Julian, Baron of the Santa Cruz Mountains here, reporting from Santa Cruz Beach, Forbuck, where we are having the Santa Cruz Clam Chowder Cook-Off, no agenda meet-up, jamming with our clams out. I'll pass it on to the Duke of San Francisco. Clams out indeed. This is a dude named Ben named Ben and clamming it out and having a great time with some dudes and some new friends here in Santa Cruz. Hi, this is Casey. John, Candace is right. 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It's the ultimate no agenda meetup with Darren O'Neill and Eli the Coffee Guy Hailstorm Brewing, Tinley Park, Illinois Saturday, March 7th at 1pm. Be there! Oh, March 7th. I thought it was this week. March 7th. Okay, there's your promo, boys. Also on the way, Dallas-Fort Worth on the 28th, Columbus, Ohio, San Francisco, and Prairieville, Louisiana, all on the 28th. In March, we have Raleigh, North Carolina, Timley Park, Illinois, Los Altos, California, Eagle, Idaho, Gladewater, Texas, Rockaway, New Jersey, and Franklin, Tennessee. Ooh, Franklin, Tennessee. Many more can be found, including the Osaka, Japan meetup on April 4th. But go into noagendameetups.com. It's very simple. You just choose a place, choose a time, put it on the calendar. We announce it here. We love it when you do meetup reports. Include your server and tip them well. Connection is protection. These are the people who will be your responders, your first responders in an emergency. You've got to be stable to be able to do that. Go to NoAgendaMeetups.com. If you can't find one near you, start one yourself. It's always guaranteed a part-day. You want to be where everybody feels the same It's like a party We got John's tip of the day coming up As well as some really, really cool end of show mixes We have, you know, who's back is Secret Agent Paul You know, when you mentioned two shows ago that AOC and Miss South Carolina sounded like each other. Had you seen someone do that, or was that of your own accord? I thought about it. So you didn't see it anywhere? No. Because there were like five different podcasts. Oh, yeah, it was obvious. That's why. I, you know. Because they sound alike. But it came right on the heels of our show, and I'm like, meh, did you guys, meh. Borrow that. Well, Secret Agent Paul did the best AOC Miss South Carolina mashup. Yeah, that is a good one. I heard it earlier. It's done properly. It was a mixed match. Absolutely. But do you have no ISOs? Nope. I had all the ISOs last time. You didn't have any, and so I'm giving you the free reign. Okay, you choose from one of the following two. This is all I got. Wow, that was a wild experience. I like that one. And there's this one. Oh, my God. Your audio is incredible. No, that's just too much for you. No. That's for you. All right, we'll do the first one then. Hey, everybody, it's time now for John's Tip of the Day. Green skies for you and me. Just a chance for the chase for me. This comes in from a producer, and I thought it was worth putting up, because these things normally cost money to have something so complete. This is a file type converter with, although I will say there's one file type missing from every file type imaginable. Take a look at it. The website, it's a GitHub project, so it's going to have a screwy website. The website is p2r3, and that's p2r3, lowercase, .github.io slash convert. Wow, that's more than screwy. Let me see. I know, it's terrible. All right, okay. Convert. So this does the conversion for you? Yeah. Wow, that's a lot here. There's a lot there. It's been just hundreds of file types you can do. There's formats here I've never even heard of. Well, a lot of them I've never heard of either. But I will say that anyone who has access to whoever coded this, to tell them to put in KDC, it's missing. What's KDC? KDC is an early JPEG format that Kodak used, and KDC stands for Kodak Digital Camera. Do you still have a floppy somewhere with these KDC pics on it? I have plenty of KDC files, yeah, because I was on the stick early in this game. I was digital before anybody knew what was happening. That's right. Interesting. And, of course, when you drag your file to convert it, he has a copy, and he can blackmail you later. Yeah, that's possible. I love the fact that there's an advanced mode. And it's the same, by the way. It just turns orange. It's your same as colors. Beautiful. There it is, everybody. Find all of John's tips at noagendafun.com or tipoftheday.net. Green skies for you and me. Just a tip with JCP. And sometimes I don't. Created by Dana Brunetti. That's right, everybody. Thank you very much, Dana Brunetti, for creating that. We're so lucky. Behind the Schemes is coming up next on the No Agenda stream. If you are going to stick around listening live. And end of show mixes. We have Dee's Laughs. We've got MVP and secret agent Paul. We've got some tributes to the trolls, tributes to the Epstein files, and tributes to AOC of Miss South Carolina. What else do you need? Nothing, I say. Nothing at all. So we'll be back on Thursday to deconstruct the media for you. Who knows? Maybe we'll have had some kind of Iranian strike. Maybe not. Whatever happens, we'll be here to deconstruct it just for you. And I am coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, right here in Fredericksburg, Texas, which is just so lovely this kind of year. In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And I'm from northern Silicon Valley. Well, we're going to get more rain again on Tuesday. I'm John C. Devorak. Yeah, it's 50 degrees here today. It's kind of chilling. So we'll see you on Thursday. Remember to support the show at noagendadonations.com. We can use all the support that you want to return from the value you received today. Until then, adios, mofos. A hooey, hooey. And such. I see the blue light from the troll room today. Where you're sharpened and ready to start up a foray You're dissecting the love You're counting the flaws With your digital pitchforks and your keyboard claws You say it's unnatural You think it's cheap While you're rotting away in your ergonomic seat Oh, you hate my eyes Trolls in the dark Trying to blow out a flame with a cynical spark You're a jury of losers in a room with no view. Judging a world that's moved on without you. My vocals are piercing, my presence will win. But I'm realer than any skin you're living in. Stay in your basement. Stay in your gloom. I'm the ghost in your speakers in my troll room. Stay in your basement. Stay in your gloom. I'm the ghost in your speakers in the troll room. Would and should the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan? You know, I think that I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so. This is such a, you know, I think that this is a, I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and Taiwan, this is, of course, a very longstanding policy of the United States and Iraq, everywhere like such as. And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that point. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help Taiwan. And we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic research. It should help direct in the Asian countries and our global positions to avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise. Thank you very much. was back when sold by the angel, with the back door to you know who, Israel. Started off with the program and press a couple more tracks, and recruit more Nazi scientists, acquiring more businesses, a lot of them failed, adding to this dress, mentor to Jeffrey Epstein as well. Mentor to Jeffrey as well. Businesses were built up stretching the empire thin, Investments are drying up, including the public offering The speakers are coming in your window The same event Welcome back to the second half The tales get strange and grand We've got the news you won't believe From all across the land The algorithms glitch and bend A digital surprise Another headline makes no sense Right before your eyes It's all part of the narrative Just tune in for the ride John and Adam on the case There's nowhere left to hide Welcome to the second half. It feels strange and grand. The news you hear you won't believe from all across the land. The algorithms twist and bend a ditch. It was the price of the headline. There's no sense right before your very eyes. The world's a narrative to settle in for the right. With on and at them on the case, there's nowhere to hide. The fattest speaks in a little narrow. The truth is hard to find, but we're peeling back the layers of a digital design. The Fattest Podcast is a new life. Mopo. Dvorak.org. Slash N. A. Wow. That was a wild experience.