2026 Ins: Gay & Stickers

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What a confusing week it's been for like across the, are you confused this week? Very much. I'm having a little bit of a hard time adjusting to waking, having the blessing and privilege to wake up early. Nice catch. Yeah. I'm having a little bit of some difficulty connecting with that opportunity in a positive way. So. Well said. Yeah. This is kind of like the time of the year where I truly, truly, truly start to understand those people that are like time is a concept that was created by man because when someone's like Sunday, I'm like, who the fuck cares? January is a Sunday. It's a Sunday. I fully. I clicked on on Sunday where I was like, okay, time to catch up on stuff and I'm sending email after email and people like, Hey, just reminder it's Sunday. And I was like, and. I, yeah, this is, it's just difficult and confusing. And I can't do anything or move from the end of November to the end of no, no, December. It's just no, so I can't take that one from the top. I can't do anything or move in a good way from the end of November to the end of December, like taking a load off, like letting myself relax. Happy holidays. Good. And then it becomes, I can't move in a bad way from the beginning of January to about mid-March. So I'm actually going to do the eggs Benedict. Um, but no, no, December though, for those. I feel the same way, but also I get like such a fire in my belly for January because I felt like such a lard ass these past couple of weeks, just like at home. And I like, it was kind of like stick it to the maniosis over the, where I was like, no, I'm not opening my email. I'm not opening my email. And now you pay the fine for not opening your email for two and a half weeks. Yeah. Um, I'm, I'm struggling pretty sick. We were actually speaking of being given blessing after blessing in disguise. And sometimes they're so hidden. Yeah. Um, we're actually blessed to be in like the only country in the world that like I have that thing where like people go on vacation everywhere else in the world for so long, like a month at a time. You know what I mean? Well, people don't even like, again, this is me talking out of my ass. I have, as I have not lived in another country and don't really know too much about the lifestyles of most others, but like in Europe, let's say Italy, for example, cause that's a place I've been, I feel like they just like don't need these long vacations because they don't have the same sort of like work life imbalance that we do. So just like they don't live for vacation cause not life as a vacation, but life is not like career work oriented the way it is here. So they don't have those high highs and low lows. I guess what I don't understand is like anytime I've been on a trip out of the country and I meet people from other countries and they're like, where are you going next? I'm like, what do you mean? We've been here for eight days. We're going home. We have to go to work and they're like, oh wow, like we've been here. We wouldn't hear. We have two more weeks to travel and they've been gone for three weeks. Really? I'm like, I'm kind of confused. What countries are you talking about where they might be from? I met some Australians that said this. I met some Canadians that said this. Australians all like the exact reverse of us. So maybe it was their summer. Well still, even in the summer, we're not 14. We don't get to talk. Sorry, I was thinking about when I was a teacher. Yeah. I'm just confused. I have someone that works, that lives in Italy, like an Italian person that works in marketing. How are you taking a month off? It's not the same. Italian people don't work in coffee shop. It's not just like pizza and coffee shop. They still have office there. No, but I think like I'm having a hard time like forming thoughts. Just remember how earlier I was telling you that I'm having like I had the blessing and privilege of waking up early and I'm having trouble connecting with it. Correct. Effecting my brain power to have more like critical conversations like this one. Does that make sense? I wouldn't. I wouldn't put this in the critical category. What'd you say? I wouldn't put this in the critical category. I would. That's how I feel right now. Really? This feels critical. This is a life or death thing. Yeah, that's just I'm trying to tell you that's the severity of how of the difficulty I'm having with connecting with my early wake up is that this feels pretty, pretty high brow. It's like I'd be much more comfortable talking about like I don't want to say like. You're going to say poop. No, don't put words in my mouth. I'll put poop in your mouth. Ew. I can't see what it says. It was given to us during the art competition. Oh, it's you. You're on my cup. That's you. Oh, no, that isn't me. No, that's you. Hi. Hi, Queenette. Oh, double negative. What? Queenette would be a double negative. What do you mean? Because a queen is queen, but queenette. Oh, that should be like a miniature queen. Why would that be a double negative? Because chud and chudette. Chud is like, man, chudette is woman, queen is woman. I don't think you mean double negative. Yeah, it cancels out. It might be a king. A queenette might be a king. I'm having a really hard time following. See, this is high brow. Really hard time following. This is why the princess in the P was problematic. This is high brow. Really hard time following. This is why the princess in the P was problematic. The princess was given the opportunity to have ten mattresses and she's complaining about a P. I've been thinking about this a lot recently. So me complaining about my opportunity. The princess was resting atop a mountain of probably Casper's purple mattresses. There might have been a mattress firm in there even and she says something's off. Something ain't quite right here. P. Puh. I think she was on to something. I could see you resonating with princess. Do you think I would be able to feel the P? No I understand feeling the P. That being said I sat on an edamame P for an entire dinner I got up. Edamame there. That was my nest egg. You didn't feel it just like direct contact? It was a part of my experience in the restaurant. I wouldn't change it for the world. Yeah. Love that shit. In fact I wish I was sitting on an edamame now. We could make that happen if it's something you really need. My make-a-wish. Wait was it shelled or de-shelled? It was de-shelled. It was one single P. Yeah nice. It was one single edamame. Oh a legume. Jen. That's Jen a legume. That's low-kennuently. You were one with the legume. Low-kennuently. What did you just say? Low-kennuently. Low-kennuently? Yeah. Is that like genuinely? Well I have my finger on the pulse of the youth and they're saying low-kennuently. I've never heard that. Yeah they've combined. They've married low-key and genuinely and it's low-kennuently now. I love that shit. Yeah I adore it too. I'm being serious. We're moving. Like low-kenn. Yeah no Jen I'm low-kennuently. Jen I'm low-kennobsessed. Truly. Thank you for teaching me that. We're putting you on. It pisses me off when I don't know things like that though. No this is sometimes when I feel like we're in the teachers conference room. We both have our mugs. I'm like just so you know when the kids are saying low-kennuently what they mean is low-key genuinely. This is how I feel. And when you keep saying Jen I'm like I caught on. I'm like she's saying because I thought you meant that's Jen and I'm thinking what Jen do we have in common? J-E-N-N. Yeah. I don't know that many Jennifer's anymore. I feel like I kind of aged out of being friends with Jennifer. We might have aged out of Jennifer. I don't know any kids being named Jen. I knew one Jen. Well one of my best friends is Jen. But I'm just saying I don't think there are Jen's being born now. No I can't even think of it. Unless it's J-E-N. You know Jen. I don't but I bet we're about to start thinking about knowing them. Broken Conner, Spikes, birth rates and using the name Jen. J-E-N. Yeah. No I had several Jen's in high school and then all of a sudden they kind of like skipped a couple chapters compared to me and now they're mama bears. Well yeah and also I'm just thinking like if I was a teacher and I got like the my class list and there was a Jen I'd be like huh like you don't see that anymore. Oh what a tradition. What a trad name. Yeah that's going to be like how like there's like Grandma Barbara but you don't see Barbaros anymore. Grandma Jen. I can't picture Grandma Jen. Yeah we're going to wow. It's interesting how these names cycle isn't it. It really is. Huh. So I texted you early early in the evening you were awake and I asked if you wanted to do ins and outs like we did last year. Do you want to do ins and outs in 2026? I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I bid you. Yeah I thought of here's I thought of ins I did not think of outs. That's okay I have a handful and I think that if any of these call to us and we want to have a conversation about why we chose this how it affects us if we have an oppositional take we can feel free to do that in this space. I love that Conner. Yes and if anyone has opposing thoughts we welcome them unless it's negative feedback concerning the two of us. Yeah this is a good warm up for me and then we can always go back to the conversation about how careers look different in the US versus other countries. Yes we could revisit that. We could revisit that. It's something I wasn't ready for earlier. Love to warm up get back to it. Yeah and I think a lot of it comes down. Okay let's just do ins and outs and we'll come back because I just like that. I was just inundated with thoughts like about dentists and okay let's see. Like if they have dentists in Italy or not. Yeah like they must have an Italian dentist you know. They totally do. But the Italians they go imagine your dentist is Italian and you have to use your hands all the time he's like put your hands down I have a knife you know like he's in there with his tools. You think the calle is big with that hand. I think that like an Italian dentist would be able to control the impulse if it rose. I don't know. I don't know. It's part of the culture there. They need to use their hands. It's like people from New Jersey. I don't think so. I think they could control it. Let us know in the comments if you're Italian dentist. Sound off. Okay and I would love if you're an Italian dentist come on over check out my molar. I need a crown. And I'm not talking about the one I dropped. I did drop it on a plate at a restaurant. They cleared my plate. Oh I thought you were talking about like you dropped your crown king. I was but I did also drop my crown of my root canal. True. I told you this story right. Oh god yeah. Okay well for those of you don't know I'll run through it really quick. It fell out at a restaurant. I put it on the plate. I went pee. They cleared my plate while I was in the restroom. They dumped my whole tooth into the dishwasher. They said it's been incinerated. I said well that's too damn bad. I moved forward though. You have to move forward. Do I have a crown? No. Every time I go to the dentist they gasp. You don't have a crown? No. And look how far I got. Without all that dead weight. Anyway. Okay. Okay. So these are our ins and outs of 2026. So why don't you start with an in. How about you start? Okay in. Oh my god. Okay. I can't explain how this is not on purpose. In. Videos of people leaving the dentist with their mouth numb. Adore. I love and have always loved videos of like wisdom teeth. People waking up. Like anesthesia post anesthesia videos. Like I genuinely think those are funny. I like when my new thing is like when a parent comes home and their kids are like. And they're like trying to get something like. And the kids are like what is what's up with like mom's face. Yeah. Old style like YouTube videos like that used to be the shit that was like on Ellen you know. And that used to be funny. Yeah. I'm totally on board with that. Just good clean family numb mouth. Good clean family. Good clean mouth. Mouth fun. Bring it back. With your family. Good good clean mouth fun with your family. Okay. Why don't you hit me with an N. Every movie book TV show and limited series being gay is my N. Oh okay. Yeah. I think that heated rivalry kind of started something pretty pretty big and I think that the response to that should show the major networks that we need a little bit more than a shit ton more and then all of that doubled. So I want to say many things as possible in the year of 2026. There's a huge market. Show me what you got. Put your money where your mouth is. Put your money where your mouth is. Give it all to me. Right now. Push it out through through as fast as you possibly can as quickly as you possibly can in as much quantity as you possibly can manage. And move the needle across the spectrum to the other side for me really quick. Thank you. That's my big one. And obviously like I don't need to touch on heated rivalry too too much. Do you want to do it? Oh wait we can do it right now. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No let's okay. Let's finish it in some ounce. Okay. And then I'll talk about it a little later. Okay. We're not going anywhere. Hey. We've got all day. We got all day. Sit down and make yourself carmp free and make yourself carmp free and bark at it. Okay. Ends. Letters with no return addresses. What's the reasoning behind it? I didn't say we have to do, did we have to do reasons? No not at all. I'm just wondering if you had one. I would love, I just think it might be fun to start sending letters with no return addresses. Like with, do you, will you put your name there or no? No. So it'll be kind of like a prank call but a letter. Yeah. I like that. It's kind of like forensic. I don't know. I think it could be fun. I agree. I'm not really doing that. It's also me and my friends have a secret snow person that we do every year. And the return address has been a really difficult part of that. Well, why do you need to do a return address on it like a secret Santa? So when you take it to the post office to send it out, sorry. Yes. No person. Thank you. At the post office you have to. No, because people from like D-pop don't put a return address on it. People get killed. Okay. Well, I got, they were, they told me I had to. You went to, you went to, you went to the woke post office. Okay. Well, that's just, I'm just telling you my experience. It was a while ago. I'm starting a new post office that doesn't require a return. Well, actually like, I think I might have just opened up a bucket of worms that might be like, hang on, I'm taking, I'm taking letters with no return addresses out of my ends actually. I don't, I see this going down wrong. I think just like if it gets lost in the mail, they have to know where to send it back to. No, I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to head down to the woke post office actually. I'm on your side again. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying, I don't think there should have to be a return address because it kind of ruined Secret Santa. So sorry, snowman person. Perfect, perfect snow person. Okay. Well, that was kind of a wash on my end. Go ahead. I'm not going to do that at all. I'm in it in like a lighthearted, like murder mystery party type thing. But I guess when you started involving like the United States Postal Service and like a no return address situation, like it does start getting, I mean, if everyone was able to carry themselves with a little bit of fun and whimsy, like this wouldn't be an issue, but unfortunately like not everybody has that in their heart. And the post office doesn't really have it or the U.S. Postal System doesn't really have it in their heart. They don't. If we could trust them with delivering our letters and packages to the right venue, this could work. Unfortunately, I don't want to shoot. Hey, listen, I didn't come here to shit on the U.S. Postal Service. Nobody did. That wasn't my intention, but sometimes things get lost. And translation. Sure. Okay, go ahead. Stickers. Oh yeah. I love stickers. Is he I think I use probably 90% of the stickers from the sticker book. You got me. That thing is the best thing in the entire world. It's massive too. It's massive. There's the most gorgeous stickers. I have been putting them. This will come in another one of my ins later, but I have an entire journal ecosystem that I'll tell you guys about, but I haven't putting stickers on all of my journals. I've been having so much fun with it. It's so fun. And I want to bring that really back into the zeitgeist and the aesthetic of just putting stickers on everything. You know what? I was talking to somebody about this recently. It was such a huge deal in college to put stickers on your laptop. And it would, it would almost be like your interests. Like I had like Connor, 100%. And I want to talk about something different right now. You are. Yeah. Like I know, I totally know what you're saying in my laptop is kind of like that now you would put like a college sticker on it or like stickers that you like came across naturally in life. So that someone at a, someone at a coffee shop, for instance, if they catch and I they go, I know what this person's about. Yes. I'm talking about like sticker books, like you're a kid again. Like check out my, What are you putting the stickers? Are you just talking to my Hobonichi right now? I'm talking about this type of shit. Like I'm not talking about like Boston University. Oh, you're almost talking. I'm talking about like sticker books. I'm a kid with my sticker book decorating, decorative stickers. You know what this feels like and you're on the precipice of something. What? I feel like this is almost like a tumbler-esque renaissance. I think it takes the energy that we, when we all wanted patchwork tattoos and it makes it a less permanent and more manageable way. Yeah. Of putting them on objects instead of your body. You know, it kind of satiates that impulse without permanently inking your, your frame, bridge. Aligned. Yeah. Via ray. So I love stickers. Yeah. I'm going to put them on everything. I'm going to put them on my water bottle and I can get home. I wish I owned a home so I could do like a sticker door again. Hmm. What home did you own before that you did a sticker door? Yeah. I guess just like my college house that I was in for three years and then like my parents house that I was in the rest. Because right now I can't really put stickers on much. Right. You could put tape down and then put stickers on and then I'll take the tape off. You know what? I'm not going to do that. Yeah. I didn't do it to you. But I was just trying to be helpful. I was just trying to be a good person. I guess I could put them. Well, no, I don't know. Anyways. Wow. I don't like mine actually now that yours is so like close to home. Well, these are also a fine line between things that are in and things I just like like mine so far has just been gay and stickers, which like is that something that's in or are those my interests? I think gay is in stickers. I think maybe you started trying. I'm sure there's a community of sticker heads that like love that idea. There are. Yeah. My next one. Steam. And fog. So steam. I was a little bit more about that. I just feel like steam really hasn't had the moment that I think it deserves that everything else has kind of gotten and across the board. I'm talking not even in the wellness space. I think like. Are you talking about the wellness related steam? I'm talking about everything. I'm not seeing right now. I'm not really seeing as much fog as I used to. I don't know. I used to see like a lot of fog. I feel like day to day I feel like I'm lacking fog in my life personally. I feel like we could all benefit from a little bit of fog steam. I see steam coming out of my dishwasher every time I open and I go, why don't we harness the power of the steam? Yeah, you love that dishwasher steam. I do. I love to put my face right in it when I open that thing. So I do actually use I utilize every ounce of steam that comes out of my house. Um, I don't know. I would like to see more steam in day to day. I don't know steam and fog. I can get on board with steam. However, I can't imagine like walking outside on a foggy day and being like. Yay. Well, you need to see the fog as an opportunity to change to listen to the neighborhood or whoever. But you can't even see the neighborhood. I mean, like kind of when one sense is dulled, the other opens. So you use your listening ears instead of your looking eyes because you can't see. I love where your head went. I was talking about like a playlist that's kind of like foggy. Like foster the people or something. Okay. I'll move on from that because I don't think it really landed too much. No worries. I'm on board with you with steam. Steam. So fog is where I lost you. Okay. I get it. So maybe we focus on steam in 2026 and less on fog. I'm okay with that. Okay. Meet me in the middle. I think fog is no fog is not steam. Steam can be fog though. I mean, I guess fog is the steam of the weather. Fog is a steam of nature, but fog is not steam. Steam fog is when cold air passes over warm water causing the waters vapor. I like when that happens. I like steam fog. That can be nice. Yeah. Steam fog can be nice. Steam fog can be nice. Okay. Maybe more steam fog and is steam fog? Yes. Fog can be a steam too. Yeah. Okay. We are all seeing eye to eye here on the internet, which is crazy. And seven years ago, someone on Reddit was wondering if there's a major difference between steam and fog. Hi, where are you seven years ago? All right. Hit me with one. I'm journaling. Okay. So yeah, you're loving journaling. Yeah. I have four journals right now. I have four active journals right now. It's called the journal ecosystem. Yeah. And I think that this could really help a lot of people not only be organized, but also just kind of process thoughts in a healthy way and just shit like that. And it's also just a fun hobby and it connects back to the stickers of everything. You can put stickers on your journals too. And it's a great outlet. I've got my Hobonichi planner right here, which I use for my daily tasks. I can't believe you even lost that. What? Have you lost it yet? My hobo? Yeah. Not at all. I'm not going to lose this. Look at all the stickers I have inside as well. And I told you this, but I have all my B and C notes in my Hobonichi as well next to my to-do list. That's nice. So I'll get there later. I have manifestations I want to run by you as well. Okay. I just noticed that in my Hobonichi. So I have this Hobonichi for my daily tasks. I have a dear diary type of diary, which my nearest resolution is to fill one up. Cool. I have my work notebook, like writing and stuff. Nice. Yeah. And then I have my five-year journal, which is really interesting. I hate that. Which is, you what? You hate that? I hate that. Yeah. I figured you would. For me, I hate that. Yeah. But it's like, it's for a 2026 through 2030. And so like, what's today? January 7th has one page with five different slots. And each year you fill out a different slot. And you can see what you're doing on each day as five years past or whatever you want to do. Oh, that's kind of nice. It is cool. Like right now there's nothing in it, but at the end of five years it will be so full and pretty. Mine would have vomit on every page. Vomit? Because I'd be like, another day passed. Yeah, it would throw up on every page. Yeah. Especially after I got like six months in and I'm like, you know, you're, I don't know. But it's also cool because like... I have such a... Think about like, I could have been like, if I started this in 2024, I could have been like, I started writing a book today. Like I wonder if that will go anywhere. And then like two years later, the entry on that day will be like, my book is being published today or something. Like that's really cool to see that. Then the next best time to start is now. Yeah. And shit like that. So that's my next in. Okay. Well, my next in is toilet paper pulling out from the bottom instead of over the top. See, I'm not someone who ever notices that type of stuff. I'm the least observant person in the world, I think. As someone with OCD, you not noticing the toilet paper over the top under the bottom thing is very. I don't have that kind of OCD at all. Well, mine is like, if I, if it's not normal, which is over the top to me, then like my whole day is out of whack. Like I'm going to think about it for like the next, if something bad happens, I'm like, it's cause of the toilet paper. Oh, my OCD is like, I had a thought about like my parents dying and they'll be dead by the end of the hour. I don't like that. I like my toilet paper thing better. Yeah, I would prefer that too. But I also just, oh my gosh, I have the funniest thing to tell you. I also just saw something that said, I'm getting a lot of like the passage of time, scary, TikToks, reels recently on my, on my FY. Have you been getting that sound that's like, huh? Do you know what I'm talking about? Izzy, you know what I'm talking about? What is it? It's like, like scary death. Is it the, I'm here or like, no, my there, I'm home. No, it's like robot. It's like worse. Izzy, what is it? I can like do it in my head. Yeah, it's in my head. It's not translating out my vocal cords. Ooh, if it comes across your desk, which it probably will after this, send it over my way. It's really spooky. But I've been getting, I mean, mine aren't scary. It's just like, here's how to, someone said like, if you change, it's life like passes by really fast because we're so used to like routine. And if you switch up little things, well, your brain, like when you do the same thing every day, doesn't need to think anything. So it doesn't need to store new memories. So like your days are passing faster, but when you change your route to work, or this is like when I said, I put my toilet paper under. So it took me a little bit longer to use it. And then because it took me a little bit longer, I missed a phone call from someone. And because I missed that phone call, I had to call them back on my walk. And because I was on the phone on my walk, I didn't stop and talk to like one of my friends because I didn't start to that stop and talk to that person. They didn't tell me not to go that way because the sidewalks closed because I missed the sidewalk closed. I went to the next thing and I found $100 bill on the ground and then I use that $100 bill to, I gave it to a homeless person, that homeless person? Your cancer. Bill Gates. Talking about the butterfly effect, huh? There wouldn't have been, yeah. But because you change small things, your brain is storing new memories and stuff. And so your time passes slower. I don't know if there's, now I said it out loud. I think that's pretty dumb, but I think that there might be, it might hold some water. It might hold some water. I guess we'll never know. Okay. Hit me with one. Air drying your hair. I do that every day. Well, I guess I'm talking more about those of us with like long hair. I think that we, I think most people. Like blow dry it? I think most people look, I'm trying to think if this is true or not. I think most people look better with air dried hair. I keep seeing these girls on TikTok that are like, I'm trying to air dry my hair. It looks so fucking bad. And I'm like, that looks awesome. Like if you didn't say anything, I have no idea that you air dried that. I think we're just so used to like doing our hair that we don't, like we think our natural hair looks bad, but it actually is really pretty in the way that our hair is meant to fall. So I air dried last night and that's just what I'm trying to. Oh, looks great. What? It looks great. You must be using the OGX Argon Oral. I must be. But yeah, I think air drying and embracing the beauty of our natural hair and just putting less heat on it in general could be really pretty for 2026. And that way when you do do a blowout, it's like an event, not just and it becomes special again. Okay, so that leads me to my next in. I did blow out my bangs. I want to be honest about that. If I didn't, that would be a problem. That's nice of you to be honest. Not talking about people with bangs right now. Yeah. Nice of you to be honest about that. That leads me to my next in using you really let yourself go in a positive connotation. You really let yourself go. Like loosen up. Yeah, you let your hair down. You air dry. Let's let you air dry today. Baby. Yeah, I like that. Well, you really let yourself go last weekend. Woo. I like that. Isn't that fun? Yeah, let yourself go like that. Oh, yeah. So that's my this one. You got one. I have my last one. It's just board games. Okay, I like board games. That's a good one. Except categories. I think with board games is like, I know it's just a game, but the thing is with me, there's not really anything that's just a game. I want to win, you know, so that's why I had to stop playing Puppet because it stopped being fun for me and it started to be an issue about friendships with my family, just like the way I would act out. I get it. I broke a club on my knee. I got it. I just think board games are a really good way to engage with people and not be on your phone. Sure. I agree. Have more game nights. Yeah, we just had some game nights last week. It was really fun. What did you play? The Airbnb we were seeing it had this game called labopoly. Labopoly. It was lab themed monopoly like the dog. Like labopoly. Labopoly. Yeah, that's what I was sorry. I thought you said lab. No, lab. Oh, labopoly. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, it was the exact same thing. It was just kind of dog themed. You know, I don't know how to play monopoly. It's very straightforward. It's just like anytime it's been presented to me, I'm just like nah. It's not even something that can necessarily be presented to you. You just kind of play it and it's now you do need to be kind of strategic. Sure, you need to be strategic with your places and your people, but you don't need to really think too hard about it. It's a game of strategy and patience. Did you ever play life on the computer? Yes. On the computer I'm asking. Oh yeah, I played it on the computer. Sure. I also played Family Feud on the computer pretty religiously. I paid for it. Oh, I paid for life in snood. I've never heard of snood. Oh, your ass would have loved snood. My ass could still love snood. I have time. Yeah, you are very young. Um, okay, good move. I have my last in and then I can move to my outs. Okay, I'm done. Okay, I also used to play Aqua Energizer on many clips. I don't know Aqua Energizer. It's the best game ever. Many clips, man. Fuck on a wire. Yup. Okay, sleeping in a robe. It has been such a life changer for me. I get, I shower, I'm clean. I put my robe on. It's a big, thick, warm robe. I have my windows open right now because it's freezing out. And I sleep in this big, thick, warm robe. And then I just put one layer of blanket over me. And anytime I have to pee in the night, I'm not putting on, I'm not freezing, shivering. I wrap my robe up. Don't you get a draft coming up? Into my under, yeah. Carriage? No, it's long. It's like past my knees. But still like there's an open bottom. You know, you're not cinched at the bottom. No, it's not cinched. It's a little bit of a brinezer. Yeah. I'm not wearing pants. It's essentially a nightgown. Yeah. Yeah. I get tangled up in my robe when I nap in it. But it's eliminated the morning part where I'm like, oh, I don't want to, it's eliminated the morning part where I don't want to get out of bed because I'm cold because I'm already warm and snug. I can be up and mobile and vertical, but as well snug as well. Okay, I love that. Yeah. So that's my last in. Love that. I have my outs as well. Tell me your outs. There's a lot more outs than there were. You wanted to kind of more rapid fire them? Yeah, I can rapid fire them. If you have something to say, hit me. Okay. Number one, my out is losing my keys inside my apartment. I would like to eliminate that. It would be so easy to just like have a spot for keys, both for you and I, but it's like too hard. Really easy if everybody just put everything onto my phone. My phone is always in my hand. Put my ID on my phone, put my key on my phone. It is kind of shocking. We don't have like key cards, like hotels for our homes. I think some people do when they live in like nice buildings. I've known some people that like could tap their phone, but I live in this place with a lot of character and crown molding. Yeah. And normal molding. I like crown molding. Okay. Next one, taking headphones on a walk. I think I'm going to start retiring this because I don't even have anything playing. I just don't want anyone to chat with me. I want to like, you don't have anything playing on a, sorry, I just got a shiver. You don't have anything playing on a walk. Almost never. Whoa. Because I want to hear other people talking. I've actually been, this is a lie. What I was just about to say. So I'm going to restart. I've been wanting to go on a walk with no headphones to think of ideas for writing. I haven't yet, but that would be a reason that I go on a, on a headphoneless walk and the only reason. Well, a good way to start is to put something in your headphones and but don't listen to anything. Yeah. That's like, yeah, that's nice. Headphones on a walk with nothing playing is like bringing your dead laptop to a coffee shop just to make people think that you're working on something, even though you just want to go to a coffee shop by yourself. I went to four coffee shops on Monday and every single one had their outlets blocked off and I had a dead laptop and I needed to use it. They need turnover for their restaurant. What the hell is the point of a coffee shop if I can't use it to work on my laptop that needs to be plugged in at all times? Well, she is. Everyone in West Hollywood is a writer, so they're taking up so much real estate and all these coffee shops. No one's able to sit down and buy coffee. Oh, I mean, I am beyond pissed. You need to open up a cyber cafe then. I finally found one after research, spending some of my good, hard-earned time researching cafes with outlets. Finally found one. It took a lot of researching. Good for you for figuring it out. And guess who I saw there yesterday when I went to my outlet cafe? Who? Kurt from Glee. Congrats. Thank you. Congrats, Grads. So it all worked out. Good. I'm happy to hear. Yeah, in the end. Stripes on your pants. Plug in the outlet. Okay. Next out every action having an equal and opposite reaction. Sure. Next out stairs. Yeah, I've always agreed with that. A big one for me. Out 2026. Tied to go pens. They stink and they don't even work. They don't work, but I would like one that works. Yeah, I would like one that works too. And they don't work. They don't stink. Brooke, give it a sniff the next time. Like I can smell it the whole rest of the day when I have to put it on my clothes. They don't stink. Are you being serious? Like bad? They smell like something that I don't love. Yeah, they smell like tide. Pied? Tide. No, they don't smell like tide. They smell like flesh and chlorine. They don't smell like flesh. I want you to give it a good, good heart sniff next time you put it on your jeans. What does flesh smell like? Like rotting flesh? I don't know. I didn't give it a sniff. I don't have a scratch and sniff. I bet you do in your car. Next one. Public loitering. I'd like to see more of that. More? I think we're always on the go too much. Slow down, stop and stand somewhere. Chat. Okay. Next one. Salt and straw, specifically their flavors. Yeah, you've been saying this for a bit now. Yeah, go to hell. The reason it came back up is because there was a line wrapping around the block for Salt and Straw the other day. I was like, what are you guys getting? What are you guys getting? They're table lighters. I'm like, I'm not going to get it. I'm not going to get it. What are you guys getting? They're table light bulb flavor. They do have a great classic vanilla and they have great rainbow sprinkles unlike any rainbow sprinkles you've ever had before. Just like the only thing that's the only people that are doing it right are like the OGs like the Culver's and the Baskin Robbins and the the cold stones. Like they have all of those like cookies and cream done. Done. Birthday cake done. Vanilla done. Ice cream. Chocolate done. Instead of like honey, honey, crisp, apple, summer vibes playlist. Twenty twenty twelve. I hear you. It's like shut the heck up. Yeah. Okay. Next one. And this is my last one. Fly swatters. Out. Out. Yeah. Yeah. What are they doing besides existing? They look too much like spatulas to me and they're always hanging somewhere in someone's kitchen and it's like that shouldn't be here. That I think that ever, I don't know. I know there's no answer to that and I'm not, I'm not acting like I have an answer. I just think they're gross and they give me bad vibes. Oh, I was thinking you didn't want like to kill the flies. Are you fine with another device to kill the flies? Yeah. A gun. Um, okay. So I have to tell you this thing because this has been the funniest thing that's like, did you see that girl that was like worried about the passage of time so she was going to collect a button for every day of the new year? Is it you did? No, I mean, I've seen a lot of people who have buttons for every day of the year in a jar, but I didn't know it was one specific girl. So this girl basically she posted on some, some thread that I'm like, or this, this video that I'm like on or that I'm like, that's coming across my desk about like the passage of time, how scary it is. And she goes, I'm getting her name's Tamara. I'm getting 365 buttons one for each day because I want to do more stuff and I'm scared of time. So I want to, I want to be more conscious of it. And like, it got a lot of likes. And then the next person said, what is 365 buttons? And she said one for every day. And someone said, yes, queen, but what do you mean buttons like to wear? And she said, just to have to see how quick days pass and remind myself that time passes and just to have fun and do a lot of stuff. And someone said, what are you doing with the buttons every day is what they're asking. Are you putting them in a jar? Are you wearing them? And she said, hey, so it actually only has a few buttons. Okay. So it actually only has to make sense for me to do it. And I don't feel like explaining it to anyone else. Hang on. It keeps, it's just like a long thread. So then she goes, LMAO, people are just asking you what you plan on doing like literally and physically with the buttons and probably just trying to get ideas to help themselves. And she said, I don't know. And I don't have to know. Okay. I just want to carry on a button every day. And then someone said, is the funniest thing I've ever seen. And then she said, someone said, she basically said, girl IDK, don't ask me. And Tamar responds, yup. And then someone said, so you just have a button in your pocket and you walk around every day with it. And she said, no more contacting please. Thanks. Appreciate. Appreciate. And then she said, babe, you literally commented the idea. You can explain it. And she said, no, heart. Hang on. We're going to keep going. And then she said, okay. And also I barely even know what the plan is. I went to Michael's just now and I didn't have enough money to buy the buttons and I'll find another place to get buttons. Also, I'm sorry if my tone was rude. I know it's hard to have a tone over text. I tried to keep it nice and respectful. Try to keep it nice and respectful. No, do not contact me. Okay. Someone said, please just explain. She goes, they remind me how quick time passes into have fun and do more. And she said, girl, I'm sorry. But this whole comment section, keep us updated on the buttons. And she goes, okay, lol. That's kind of it. I just think that I hope she does. Do you have her? Oh, no, it kept going. Holy shit. Do you mean just having a jar so you can see the time in the form of button? Can you tell how much time you have this year? And she said, yes. I think that's all we needed. Yeah. No, someone said, wait, how can I do this if I don't like buttons? That's good. All right. That's it. I think that's the idea. It didn't need to go on that low to that. But it's not a bad idea. Hey, not to bring it back to my hobonichi, but hey, so it actually only has to make sense for me to do it. Yeah. I don't feel like you're explaining it to anyone else. It's like my day tracker in the back of my hobonichi. Yeah, it totally is. Except it's a jar of buttons. Except it's a jar of buttons. Buttons. Sorry, you know that sometimes I do. No, it's actually totally good. So we haven't talked to each other. That was our ins and outs. You had manifestations. You had to do manifestations. Oh yeah. I want to put them in our, I don't have any predictions about it. So we can't read them? Then let's do it in the bonus so that we can, we have time. Well, can I just manifest them out loud in the main and then I can put them in the. Oh yeah. 100%. Okay. I only have two. I only have two. One of the things that I like about this station is that I want Ali Hazelwood, who is my favorite romance author to do an MLM romance. So gay. What's that? Oh. So I'm wanting that from her. And I think that was multi-level marketing. That was the time. Type situation. I was like, you wanted to start an MLM? Man love. Is it man loves man or man loving man? I think it's man loving man. Yeah. Man loving man. Man loving man. Yeah. So I'm manifesting an Ali Hazelwood MLM novel. I bet that's in the works based on how the. Fingers crossed. Based on how the noodle is crumbling. That would, that would be everything to a girl like me. That would be seriously epic. That would eat. And then my second manifestation is just Joe Curie. Okay. And. Good. That's it. That's, those are great. Thank you. I just, every time I see him, I'm like, that is someone who. I just feel like we could be friends with. He just seems so normal. Let's have him on. He, I don't think he would want to do that right now. But manifesting a friendship. I also have a project. Joe. That I have him in mind for. Ooh. And just looking to connect with Joe Curie on a personal. Professional level. And that's my, those are my two manifestations. Ali Hazelwood MLM romance novel and Joe Curie. I don't ask for much. I'm a simple girl. That's it for 2026. You're not simple. You're. Um. You have layers. Like an onion. I just met my wishes for 2026. Or simple. That's everything a girl like me could want. Come on girl. Shake it for a real one. Anything that you're thinking. Yeah. Um, I went to the movies the other day. Yeah. Me too. Um, I had, it had been on my list because I went to Michigan and Idaho. There's not a ton of screenings of really anything. Um, in those places. But, um, I went to see Marty Supreme and it was a special screening. It was, uh, and it wasn't like an influencer thing. I just like heard about it through the grapevine. It was a 70 millimeter film. So it was, it was, it was shown. In that format and it was like very cool. It was like a timepiece. Like you could like. Tell it kind of towards the end. I was like, this is hurting my eyes, but it was very cool to see it in that way. I hadn't seen it yet. The way that I could have taken his annex before that flick. Have you seen it? No. I don't even know what it's about. Is he? Okay. And guess what? Ping pong, right? There's no way. I'm not telling anyone anything about this movie. There's just no, I wanted, I want to talk to you about it at some point. Cause I think that you'll really, really, really like it. Really? Yeah. For me, instant classic. Okay. I'm looking forward to seeing it. And I'm not being hype beast. Marty Supreme guy. I'm just like, I was, I didn't know what to expect. Went. I bit off every piece of my finger, cuticle and nail. Um, Izzy, did you see it? Yeah, I saw it. Did you like? What'd you think? I liked it a lot. Those type of movies without saying anything. Like, what could, what are you, what could you guys be speaking? No, Brooke, there's the way that there's no way that you could expect not even, not even like what happens, but like any, it did not let up for, there was no time to pee. So I want to say, I have no idea what this is. I have no idea what to expect. I want to say Gwyneth Paltrow is like, she is exactly who she thinks she is. So excited to see it truly now. She's exactly who she thinks she is. I love. And guess what? So it's Timothy Shalamette. Yeah. Like, wow. I love things. And, and guess what? I really didn't, I did not want to say this about Kevin O'Leary. Never did I think this was going to leave my mouth. Good guy. I didn't say that. Nope. Let me know what you're thinking. Definitely did not say Mr. Wonderful, but I, I was, I was nicely surprised. Is he where you? Yeah, I was. Who is he? I didn't realize it was him for a second. He's on Shark Tank. Oh, I know who he is. Yeah. I kind of like it when you call me wonderful. He is in Marty Supreme. Yeah. And he has a big role. Wow. I mean, I was wowed. And then my hat came off. Is he an actor? No. Okay. I'm, I have no idea with this. What direction this movie could go in and I like shit like that. So. Yeah. I would encourage everyone to go see it. You're able to. When you're able to. I was shocked at like, I didn't see as much as I'm on my phone, especially during like Christmas and New Years and everything. Like, I didn't see any spoilers at all. Nothing. Like I went into this blind. I'm a part that really, really bugs me and I want to talk to you about it when you get there and see if you have the same thought. Maybe I'll go this weekend. Can you close your ears for a second? Sure. Just close like put like physically. The dog, you guys. What the hell? It's still bugging me. Like I need more answers about the dog. It was okay. Okay. You're good. Good. Yeah. Okay. I saw a new movie. Unless you have anything else. No, I have one more thing. No, it's not about that. I'll go after you. We'll go. We'll go tit for tat. Okay. I saw the housemaid. Yeah. I genuinely thought it was so good. Wow. It was what do I mean? It was good for what it was. It was exactly what it was supposed to be. Well, it's about it's it's it's a rendition of a book, right? Yeah. It was a great, very faithful adaptation. Very entertaining. That's awesome. That's great to hear you. I mean, you can't possibly not be entertained, which is why you see movies like that. Yeah. I'm not going for like an Oscar winning performance or film. I'm going to be entertained and hell I was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. So I saw that. I would see that. I would recommend it honestly. I saw people we meet on vacation last night. Yeah. I want to hear about this because you saying romcoms are so back. I'll be the judge of that. I don't you and me have to have to have to coincide together on this romcoms or so. I do think this is more of a female gaze romcom. Who's in it? Tom Blythe and Emily Bader. The way those are made up names. You know, Tom Blythe. So Emily Henry is like probably the most like what? Remy Bader's in it. No. Emily Bader. She's not like she. I don't know. I don't think she's been in much. She was in like, is it my lady Jane is what she's known for, but I haven't seen her in anything else. I don't know who Tom Blythe is. What is he in? He was in the Hunger Games. The new one. Sunrise on the reaping. Nope. That's the new one. Songbirds and snakes. He was the president's now. I didn't see either. You didn't see? No. Before he was president. I've never seen any of his. His. I'm going to be honest. Like the guy. Pretty severe amount. That's shocking. Yeah. You might not have expected it. Pretty intense feelings. I do think Emily Henry is like one of the most famous romance writers of this generation. She is a fan favorite. And this was her first book to movie adaptation. So people are really, really excited about it. Oh, great. It was great. I do think it's more for the girls who love the romcom novels. It's not like a 51st States. I see. Type of romcom. Thank you for clearing that up. I don't know how you will feel about it. I really loved it. I thought it had maintained the essence of the book while also being very different because I just finished the book the other day. So I was very much like comparing and contrasting the two nonstop. It was pretty damn different while being the same. You went to Julliard. Wow. He's awesome. Good for him. So was she. Oh, exciting. Great. And Lucas Gage is in it. Oh, cool. And a lot of people you will recognize. Molly Shannon is in it. Molly Shannon. I loved that shit. Jamila Jamil. Yep. Oh, Sarah Catherine Hook. Our girl. Sarah Catherine is in it. Wait, did you see the rumor that she and Milo maybe got cast as entangled? I did see that. Do you feel comfortable checking in with Milo about that to confirm? You know that I can't do that. Why? He probably signed an NDA. Oh. And so I saw existing on and then which did I talk about? Hi, Will Arnett, best friend. What? We speak of that. Yeah. I got to sit down with Will Arnett. I know the entire family lineage now. That's crazy, Connor. It was pretty cool. It happened very quickly, but it was fun. The movie I really need you to see. Like in a good way? Yeah. It's a think piece to me. The way, you know how we like, we really like this is 40. Yeah. And it's light and it's airing. It's funny. This is kind of like, this is also funny, but it's more of like a realistic, like realism piece of this is 40. Like there's a lot of like, it's a coming of age movie for people that are like middle age, like, you know what I mean? You know, that's how I've been describing Phoebe. Yes. Coming of age for people who are supposed to already be of age. Love. That's my favorite genre. Yeah. So you have me sold. It's kind of like that. And then he basically has fallen into, he being Will Ornette, he's getting divorced from Laura Dern in the movie. Love her. Great cast. And he basically falls into stand up comedy. And it's like a shameful day. It's like a funny thing how it like comes out as like, wait, you've been doing stand up. Like some people are like Bradley Cooper directed it. He's in it. And his dad's like, oh my God, I had no idea. Like you're, he knew he was getting divorced. He knew that like the kids were living with like the Laura, but then his dad finds out he's doing stand up and he like goes white in the face. He's like, I didn't know your life had come to like this. Like it's worse than the door stand up. Like how, what is going on in your life that you've actually fallen into stand. Yeah. So we talked about that. I would love if everyone went and saw it. I think it's out in theaters. It's a thinker. People have a lot of movies to see. It's great. It's great. And it's good movies too. Now one that can probably go to hell is Chris Pratt's new movie. That's all AI. That's in theaters. I won't even name it. It's fully, I think it's going to theaters. Very bizarre. Good luck to you. I'm sure that'll be easily digested by both of the people that watch that stuff. Good luck. Being immediate to consume. Here's the thing about heated rivalry. Yeah. I'm not even going to talk about it because I'm going to talk about it somewhere else. Wink, wink. Just, just, just, just wink, wink. You're talking about it somewhere else. Wink, wink. No, there's nothing behind you. What? It's just, don't, don't even worry about it. Like you will hear what I have to say about it. Oh my God, are you? I'm just, wink, wink. Connor, leave it at that. And I just, I just want to let everyone know that I am in collective psychosis with you. There's been a lot of language I've been seeing about being in a sleeper cell. That like the One Direction girls have been in a sleeper cell for years and we finally, we just woke up and I feel that so intensely and I just want everyone to know I'm so here with you and I will be speaking about it in greater detail later. Thank you. Wow. Fabulous. Fabulousity. That's so exciting. Yeah. It's in a, it's changed my life. It's changed the world as we know it. I'm not being dramatic. It's in my DNA. My DNA has been shifted and altered to accommodate Ilya and Shane. Pretty severe. The whole, the whole space. Yeah. Wow, that's awesome. I'm so, so happy for you girls. Thank you. I love being obsessed with something and, and this is like pretty, pretty severe. Awesome. Thank you. All of the items you were able to collect in such a short amount of time. Thank you. And I'm also upset, obsessed with, ah, Sausage. Who gives a fuck? You know what I mean? Yeah. So I got to go piss girl. I have to go piss. Girl. I'm gonna go pee. Well, ladies don't piss, Brooke. What do we do? Tinkle? No. I don't know what do ladies do? I guess, yeah, you tinkle. Yeah. Men piss. Yeah. I have to go twinkle and I'll talk to you in a bonus. I want to add my manifestations in the box and, and we need to get rid of the old ones. Start now. Well, I need to see if any of mine came true. Maybe I need to re, I mean, we look, we look at them all the time. They all came true. I don't think mine did. Okay. We'll go look at it. We'll do, look at those in the bonus. All right. Um, I am going to go see about a guy and you are going to go see about a twinkle. Okay. See ya. All right. Thank you guys for listening. Happy new year. Happy new year. And we'll see you in the bonus. If you've ever been thinking about it, 2026 is a great time to join the bonus. 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