#233 - How to NOT Plan a Funeral

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That a whole lot of kick either. No, the AR-15 didn't have any kick. It was a stock, like in your arm. But I shot a couple of P-shooters, little pistols, and those were actually kicking. Yeah, more recoil than fuckers. Yeah, no. That shit was... You just target shooting? Or were you killing animals? No, no. I mean, I shot that target's cock off. Not threatening a Walmart? Yeah, did you shot a turkey cock? No, the target's cock. Oh, I thought you shot a turkey cock. Clean off. You know what we fun to shoot? You know what we fun to shoot is one of those punchable guys, like the fake punchable rubber dudes? Oh, the bobs? They're called bobs. Yeah, yeah. Dude, there was a... In my Instagram recommended for a little while, there was this girl that kept showing up and she'd like beat the fuck out of the bobs and then fart in their face. I knew that. Yeah, dude, you were rad. Yeah, showed up at her house, shaved all my head, didn't have a shirt on. She didn't fall for it, though. You sitting there a torso on a stick? Helds and legs off. Ripped with one of my legs off? Held still. You become a quadruple amputee just to get farted on. What metal do for sex? Not even sex, just like a weird... Just one beef to the mouth. Yeah, one weird breakage of wind. What I wouldn't do. What else did you shoot? Just an AR-15 or some pistols? AR-15 and like a little canik. A what? A who? Canik? Those guys with no balls? That's a unik. Yeah, I shot a unik. Dude, the target was a fucking unik when I was done with it. Were you aiming for the balls or you a dick shot kind of guy? Well, we were picking points like, you know how you like, tape the... And you were going for the balls, huh? The little man in you. Cheap shot? And he's like, he's like, he's calling headshots. I'm like, yeah, same, different head though, and I shot his dick off. Dude, imagine getting your first dick shot off by the dew. First time. Getting your dick shot off in general would probably not feel too good. No, but I feel like it's the worst if it's like a guy in a skirt, you know? Have you guys seen the viral video trend where people would take their handguns and then they would show that there was a bullet in the chamber where they would like, rank the slide back, show the bullet, slam it forward, and then they would play with the trigger, like the trigger slack. There's enough slack. Oh my god, yeah, you have to get to certain... If you pulled the trigger enough, and then by, you know, if you do like three pounds, whatever the trigger is, it would, it will go off. And they would take it and they'd put it to their balls, like they were talking to balls. Oh, bro, why? And then they wiggled the trigger to be like, look how much I know my gun, look how cool I am. And I've seen two separate videos where they literally discharged the gun into their fucking crunch. And then they're trans. Yes. They're temporarily trans. Absolutely, you can die from blowing your balls off. Yes, you can completely, yeah, you could, it's really hard to, it's really hard to tour the kid to taint. Yeah. Dude, I think the like stupidest part about shit like that, or like so many things like that is like, like every decision you have in life has like positive and negative consequence, you know? The positive of that. The positive of that is I didn't shoot my balls off. The negative is I shot my balls off. Why? We're in the silver lining is that you didn't shoot your balls off. The win is that you became a viral online temporarily. We all just don't shoot in our balls. You're known as the guy who shot his balls off and who was a gangster. I mean, dude is pretty close. The skirt is not far off for shooting your balls off. It really is, you know, not, I wouldn't advise anybody seek out those videos to watch in the wrong. They're pretty, dude, it's pretty gruesome. The first thing that you scream real loud after. Oh, yeah, I bet. I mean, I'm sure they're not like, oh my god. Tom screams with Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry. Yeah. I bet they do like to get drunk and pour them in when he falls off the cliff and just goes, ouch. I opened Twitter the other morning. Mistake. Mistake. No, always. My little hand is deleted. Mistake? Yeah, dude, the first thing I saw once I scrolled past Grock making people naked is this guy. He was trying to like, he was trying to show off to, I think it was like, I don't know if it was this, if it was already his wife or what, but she was kind of like sitting with him and he was like some Indian dude thought he was kind of tough. And he like discharged or he racked it so the bullet came out, but he still had a magazine in and then he dropped the mag out of the gun and in his head, I guess another bullet didn't chamber for some weird reason. I don't know why. Yeah, he was just like, even me as a Canadian with the most basic gun safety knowledge possible, I know that if there's a mag, another bullet will chamber. And then he just shot his own hand off. He just put it to his hand. Yes, makes that good. And he looks surprised. He looked shocked. He looked like he was mind blown that this has happened to him. And it's like, dude, even if you were clearing it, why would you go, like why would you not put it to the ground, a wall up in the air? Why like, oh, grab it. I know my gun. Oh, I know my gun. My gun will never bite the hand that feeds. No, no, I would never do that. No, never do that. Yeah, I've seen a lot of really like bad internet gunfills. A lot of people be really fucking stupid with guns and it just makes me, I don't know, it makes me not want to go to public ranges as often. Oh, dude, I have seen going so many bad videos from public ranges over the years. I've been to public ranges and seen bad shit happen. Yeah, bad shit. Like what? Like either like, you know, people like racking a rental gun like an AK that, you know, has a dirty firing pin and then all of a sudden it just starts going bang bang bang bang bang bang, you know, like into the floor. Oh, shit. Or like a mom with fucking like bifocal glasses shooting into the ceiling or an old man with a, I think it was like a 45, he was about to shoot it and his thumb was like on the back of the slide. Oh, my god, dumbass. With some, depending on where it is, like you could put your thumb on the back of like a Glock and shoot and it's not going to break your thumb. It's not. But like there's other guns where like it can bite you. Yeah. It's fucking bad. Well dude, yeah. And the dude was just going to shoot. By 1911, he just fucking bit me. And like the artist, the artist so like dived across three lanes to tell him not to do that. Yeah. So. The scar as I shot in Austin. The guy had to, before I shot it, the guy had to give me a warning of the fact that it has like a reciprocating bolt. So every time you shoot, the actual charging handle fucking flings back and it's a 308. So it's a, it's a big boy. It'll kick. And he's like, yeah. So he like, we've had people who like didn't realize that and they, they had their thumb behind it and like they literally had like an issue happening even in the military where they called it scar thumb because people would have their thumb on it and it would just go back and they would just shatter their entire thumb on the charging handle. Because there's a 308 dude. Yeah, yeah. I know it's a big old fuck off. It's fucking, that is pretty, it's rough. It's like, it reminds me of when I went to Brandon, like with Brandon Herrera. Yeah. And I think it was at demolition ranch is ranch at his range. It was me, Schlatt, him, I donated an operator a couple other people. I think about Schlatt shooting a gun just makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why. Dude. The fire arm is crazy. It's so funny because the guys lefty Schlatt's left handed. Oh, is it? So like he's shooting all these guys. Most guns are like designed to be like. He's probably getting hit with cases, huh? Yeah, exactly. The cases are all going up. But you know, they have, you know, Brandon Herrera has his shoulder mounted prototype 50 BMG like a bear advanced. It's meant to mount on your shoulder and you shoot it and you're meant to shoot it at like helicopters. It's supposed to be like a replacement for like, you know, carrying a rocket launcher. Light artillery. Yeah, exactly. So I shoot it. It's a lot of fun. It's heavy as fuck, but it's a lot of fun. But same thing. It has reciprocating bolt and it's on the right side. So like, you know, Schlatt goes to pick it up and they're like, dude, you can't have it on your left shoulder. He's like, why not? And they're like, cause that bolt's going to go back and it's going to smack you like right in your teeth. Like literally knock your teeth out. And he was like, oh, and then he fucking put it to the other shoulder and then fucking double tap that shit. It was really interesting. I want to do that. I actually remember Schlatt actually came to the range with us when he still lived in Austin and I actually don't remember him shooting. I can't remember if he was getting hit with fucking cases or not. It was right after the funeral. Funeral? Yeah, McNasey funeral back in the day. We had a, yeah, McNasey died when we first announced our, our grandpa's ashes and then Schlatt came to the funeral and then we went and shot guns after. It's a good way to celebrate. If I died, that's how I would want people to celebrate my life. I'll remember that. Do you guys have any like unorthodox funeral requests? Or do you just want to have like a traditional? I had never thought about that. I want to put my phone out. No phones at work. I don't want a typical funeral. I don't want like flowers and suits and crying. Like I want people to fucking dance like monkeys. I want to be stoked dude. I'll be nasty. You die. I'm going to rail a line and get like 20 hookers. Like eight ball of coke. I'm thinking Terry Blacks fucking Jack Daniels, honey. So I was like somewhere. I hope this is real, but I saw somewhere that you can have your funeral at the casino. And then I know I need someone to confirm. I'm putting my friend's body on black. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a real fucking thing. I saw on Instagram. No way. That's how I want to go out. I want the boys to go hit like a bonus round. I want there to be a half time show during my. Like cheerleader. You get like fucking dog. I want them to bring out a kiddie pool filled with Jell-O and then have like five to six lesbians do a tournament of Jolly wrestling competition. That's pretty much how you guys announced your flavor with the misfits back in the day. You just want that again. It was except there was only one woman there and she just covered herself in green milk, which was cool. I was here for that shoot. She was really cold. It was it was cold. Oh, I bet. Yeah, milk is not. I mean, no one is fucking warm. Yeah, warm milk is bad. That's worse. Yeah, not too good. Yeah. Yeah, that's about it. Let's be a Jolly wrestling. I think we turn a lot of frowns upside down at the funeral. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what I'd want. I feel like I've never really thought about this. I think I like the. I remember like, you know, Tumblr had a lot of unfunny shit, but I remember the one of the most iconic posts back in the day is like they're going to they're going to have a big reveal of the casket, like slowly raise it up out of the out of the ground and then open it up and the body would not be in there and then cut to them dangling in. They'd have like, you know what, like little flying like on a little theme parks, you can like you have the like zipline that drags you put their lifeless body on there with like the wings and halo. Yeah, this song to space jam and just dangle their corpse around the room and everyone goes crazy. I'm surprised I didn't do that with Charlie. Come on, everybody. Come on, bro. Everybody grieves differently. I will be grieving with fireworks when my son is another dies. There was this ancient method that these old people would do right before they die. I don't know if this was in the Middle East or if this was in Asia because this is very Asian coding. I don't know if this is the wrong way Asians, but you just listen. So when a man approaches the end of his life and he knows he's not long for the rest of his life, he's about to die soon, he'll switch to a diet of only honey. He'll only have honey and he'll only have honey to wear only his poop and like secretions or honey and he'll have so much honey that the diet of extra sugar will kill him and he'll have so much honey that he'll have to eat himself in vats of honey and then like when he dies, he'll get buried in like a coffin that's filled with honey and then like years later, they take his flesh, which is like all preserved and like hundafied and then they give it to people to eat. I want to do that instead of a funeral. That was some like Aztec and shit or something. I don't really want any swagger. I'm gonna eat some swagger beef. You want to have some swagger jerky? I would want you to fatten up first, I think. I'm really into like a well marbled, no. I want like a well marbled swagger. You're too muscular. You're not really like, you're not fat. You're kind of just jacked. And I need like, I need fat swagger back, I think. I need a good cap on it. I want your rib eye. Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah, you need me to roast me. I want like the pecania cut of swagger ass. You need me to low and slow over something. I thought you were going to talk about the guys that literally like mummify themselves because they eat like, yeah, basically nuts and honey and stuff and they slowly will just turn into a mummy. They turn into like a mummy that people eat. No, so the one I'm talking about, they don't eat them. There's like, they're still around and like some of them, they put like sunglasses on them because his eyes got really gross. But yeah, he like, I'm pretty sure it's in, I want to say it's in Nepal or something like that. And this guy literally like mummified himself slowly over the years while he was still like, he became a mummy like while he was dying and his body's still like incredibly well preserved and stuff. It's crazy. Wasn't there like a color that only exists to turn mummified bodies? Yeah, mummy brand. What I'm talking about is called the mellified man. M-E-L-L-I-F-I-E-D. A mellified man is a human mummy confection. A legendary medicinal substance created by steeping a human cadaver and honey. The concoction is detailed in, guess where, Chinese medical sources. Yeah, dude, Chinese medical sources, it's like, that's, yeah, that's, it's not good. They're like, they're like, you can't get hard fucking killer rhino in fucking shortage. Yeah, but it's, the whole thing does. Eat an entire shark cock. Yeah, eat a shark cock and you'll have a boy. It is, it is really interesting. It's apparently Arabic too. Yeah. The text reports this story that some elderly men in Arabia, you're in the end of the world, just to get themselves to a crap. Oh dude, Arabs used to be psychos dude. They used to like, used to be. Used to be the craziest shit. Used to be. Okay, yeah, you know, we still are a little wacky. But I've ever told you guys about like, so I've ever told you guys about the book I was reading. It's called Secret Societies. There's a whole chapter of like the assassin guild. Like Hashashin essentially is what they used to be called. I've ever told you about how they used to like fucking get recruits and stuff like that. I don't know if I ever talked about on this podcast. Do they cut off the ring finger and give them a hidden blade? No, so they wouldn't do that. But like the leap of faith from like, like Assassin's Creed video games is like a fully real thing. Except people just kill themselves. So they would like, they would basically gaslight new members into believing they would have like a tour of like five new members at once, like new people that they would be adding to this, this little essentially it's a cult. They'd have like five of them at once and they tour the compounds and they would drain their normal watt. They had like a little stream going through their compound and they would drain that and they'd replace it with milk when they knew they were having, you know, new potential recruits there to be like, oh, look how nice everything is here. We have, we have. Ravers of milk flow. Yeah, we have milk flowing through our thing. And allegedly they used to have somebody who would jump from this top of the thing and he'd be like, look, I'll prove that you get reborn if you follow our, you know, our religion, our beliefs and they would literally have somebody who's so devoted to the cause already that they would jump off of a ledge, clearly killing themselves and then somebody else would pretend that they're that person and be like, yeah, I just jumped off and now I here I am reborn as another man impossible to kill and he would like literally just try to cast like them into being like you will never die. And this yeah, this was like, and then they go, and look, I take my thumb off of my hand. Holy shit. Yeah, I mean, dude, that's got to be crazy though. Like you roll up for first day of camp and you just see milk river and then some guy kill himself. Like I'm signing off. All you have to do is show me a magnet amp through there. And I'm pledging allegiance to you forever. You're you might as well be God. Yeah, they were they were they were something back in the day. That's a great that's the crazy gaslighting technique to like yeah, just like being like, oh yeah, I'm a man. I'm fucking Iqbal that just jumped off the cliff there. That's me. That's me. That's me and all my glory. Yeah, we will imagine getting caught in the light though. Like oh yeah, like I'm at my memories. There's not all of my memories transferred over. I just like imagine the seeing this guy walk up and be like, yes, it's me. But then like slowly look in that way and you just see this crumpled up and mashed body like literally a tiny red splotch base of the fucking cliff. Yeah, not ideal. Not ideal. No, but yeah, leap of faith was allegedly a real thing. I I didn't get to the point where they actually sourced any of this in that book. I didn't read the sources. So I'm just taking the books word for it, but surely, you know, book word, I believe it. There's been less crazy things. Yeah, it's not too bad of a way to die though. So we're talking about how we'd like our funerals to go. But how would you how would you like to go? What's an exotic way that you'd like to go? Suffocate. Obviously, obviously, no, no dying in your sleep. No like no, no, no, no, it's not a sweetest tits. No dying. I'll say we're doing anything by Sidney Sweeney's tits. I'll say it. If she didn't have absolute hawkers on her front porch, she would be like a six. Yeah, it's the way we thought. Well, okay, we're talking about Sidney Sweeney. I always whenever people say Sidney Sweeney, my mind goes to Sabrina Carpenter and I go, what are you talking about? No, I remember the two. Sabrina Carpenter, my goat. They're two different. Looks like she looks like a young Hillary Clinton. I like that. Have you guys actually seen young Hillary Clinton? What the fuck was Bill Clinton doing? Dude, I don't know why the fuck Bill Clinton. I don't know why Bill Clinton was cheating on her. Hold on. I'll post it. I don't know why the why was why was Bill Clinton cheating on a beautiful Hillary Clinton and also killing that one guy in Arkansas. He killed somebody in Arkansas. Yeah, Bill Clinton murdered a guy in like the 90s. I forgot his name was. She probably looked that up. Allegedly. Murdered a guy pretty conclusively. Allegedly, but pretty conclusively. Allegedly. Did she actually? Vince Feister. Yeah, she looked like Sabrina Carpenter with a big front porch. Yeah. Yeah, she looks like a fucking, like she would kill a child and drink his blood or her blood. I'm just saying, you've only seen old. I know. Yeah. Like it's like looking at pictures of your parents and you're like no fucking way. My dad wasn't always a little fatter. Yeah. Yeah, we're like, well, I mean, you guys probably don't think that, but you know, like someone who's like really big or like really unsightly and then you go, you rewind time 20 years and then they're like a hunk and they were like playing football and they were like super sexy. Yeah. Like Chris Christie, one of the New Jersey governors, Chris Christie, big ball, used to be high and Benjamin Netanyahu used to be a real catch. Yeah, but have you seen JD Vance? Yeah, JD Vance. He was built like a satellite dish. JD Vance glue up, put it that way. I think he looks the exact same. He looks better. He looks better with eyeliner. I've been seeing so many new like AI memes of him like dancing and shit and it's good. It's good. They're so fucking. I say we just elect AI. We just elect AI as your vice president. We have that version of JD Vance as your vice president. Honestly dude, if he were to like, if he were to balloon up a little bit and let his hair grow out. Get the Jerry curls. Where's fucking tie top fucking Puma's the one on the video. Blue suit, pink tie. People would vote for him. It's like that's how it like a lot of people have my vote. I wouldn't I literally wouldn't even listen to policy whatsoever. As long as you look good, I could have a beer with you. Can I have a beer with you? Can I, you know, can I expect you to maybe say like one or two slurs, you know, to test the waters after the fifth or sixth beer? Yeah, I know he's you know, because after a couple of beers, he's doing the accent. Oh, oh, yeah. He's got the Chinese accent cooked. Yeah, maybe. Maybe you want to. I feel like JD Vance is the kind of guy though. Probably. I feel like JD Vance is the kind of guy where if you like got him drunk, he would just do like the third world stare at you. You know, just that whole lot of luck where they just stay. I do. I do hit the shit. I like to ride. I get that PTSD stare. It's like weird stare. She's talking. She goes. There's nothing normal about that woman. Yeah, I mean, her husband was fucking shot. Yeah, I would be pretty fucked up in the head too. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I think I would. I would be a very vindictive person of no, I'd probably skip the fireworks. But yeah, I get the rest. I don't. Yeah, yeah, we could you would have to have to touch on that. That's a whole can of worms. It's a whole can of worms. But yeah, she does have piercing blue eyes. Yeah, I don't think that. Because like, no, that's like the human equivalent of high beams all the time. And it's just like really. It is. What the fucking is very uncomfortable to look at for a long period of time. But that's just me. No, it actually is like, dude, it's crazy. Like somebody with brown eyes. I could know them for like three seconds and I will be able to hold like heavy eye contact during conversation like no problem. But if people like somebody with blue eyes, you're seeing the fucking pupils dilate. And yeah, what are you looking at? What do you can see the full circle of the iris to this? I know. And it's like they're looking inside of me and not not at me, you know, and it's just like, what are you looking for in there? What are you digging for? Huh? It's a matter with you. Yeah. Yeah. That's why the green eye, the hazel eye, that little in between of, you know, the light brown eyes pretty good. Yeah. That's why I usually bidet so that my eyes light brown. It's gonna be very dark. Vlog, what color is your eyes? You have like green eyes, don't you? I don't know. Your eyes are definitely like light on the brown. Dude, you have a bidet, don't you? Me? Yeah. I do have a bidet. You have poop eyes like mine. God, your blood pressure goes way up when you get close to the camera. Do I look red? When you get very close. You almost turned purple. What do I do? Why do I look so red? I must be in exposure. I look sickly because I'm getting a lot of the green screen green on me. Yeah, you have a little bit of. I look like I've jaundice. Yeah, I kind of do. I'm like the same colors of minions behind me right now. Where did Bargo go? Bargo, back on topic. What would be your preferred crazy way to die? That would be like unconventional maybe. Honestly, I would really want whatever way I die. I'd want it to traumatize a lot of people. Yeah, in front of people for sure. In front of people. Yeah, because I feel like I want to. Just pull your brains out of a random wedding. Random wedding. The happiest day of their life. Like a 400 person Italian wedding and just blow your head. I'm like souls, this is wedding crashers, welcome to Jackass. We're going to blow your head off with a side eye of Shaka, like on the steeple. You know, it's like there's a lot of competition to be remembered by history. I feel like that's one of the foolproof ways to get in there is to blow your head off at a big wedding. Yeah, or kill yourself in a bunker after committing a genocide. You'll be talking about forever. Or you could just move to Argentina after, I don't know. You could. With Elvis Tupac. With Elvis and Tupac. Elvis Tupac and Hitler hang out in Argentina. And Charlie. And Exe-Exe-Temptation. And Betty White. And Betty White. No, bro, Betty White went to heaven. And Walt Disney. That guy's still frozen, isn't he? Yeah, he is. I think he's actually frozen, too. There's a whole theory that they literally called that movie frozen, so that you can go to Walt Disney frozen. So you have to look at fucking Walt Disney raging anti-Semite fucking stuck in a van of fucking cold shit. That guy would be so pissed if he saw how good the Jews were doing today, huh? Yeah, he would definitely be posting about guys there, I think. Oh, yeah. Walt Disney. He would absolutely be on the other side of 100%. I think Mickey Mouse would be wearing a kathie if he was still alive. Is this okay to say? No, I'm probably not. Are we gonna get a shark play, Disney? It's all right. Dude. Oh, yeah. Sorry, we keep getting distracted. I don't actually know. I've never thought about how I would want to die. Okay, how about we completely change the question, because maybe it's a little weird to think about, well, how do I want to die? No one wants to die, right? So how about this, everyone wants to eat. So what would your last meal be before a horrible execution? Where were you done before? We probably have, but that was probably fucking 200 episodes ago. Maybe your taste of change, maybe your taste of change, maybe your career is a little different right now. You do a hamburger? I'm gonna not even eat a chicken breast with a peanut butter plate. Let me do a PB2 peanut butter powder, microwave chicken breast, and some white rice. Watch Angel. Dude, I'd have to plan out a full day's eating. I love food so much. That's one of my top three favorite things in life. I did a pound of mushroom spores, then when I die, I become a big shroom. Yeah? That's how that works. I was thinking my full, dude, there's so much good food. I don't know what the fuck I would actually have as my last meal. Do I get to eat a mukbang? Or are they like, here's one single thing? Let's eat a three-quick meal. Alright, I think I'd start off. Advertiser mains dessert. Yup, okay. I gotta start off. That'd be crazy stinking. With sides, with sides. Alright, with a little, I'd probably do a little bit of orangeine. Loving it. Sorry, we're out of that. I'll just start. And then some pancetta with it. I love me a good pork belly. Oh, sorry, Jill can't do that. We're out of that. Okay, alright, let's see. I'd probably do a short rib with mashed potatoes with a red wine reduction if you got that. Of course what you could do is a Salisbury steak. Yeah, okay, and then maybe like three ounces of Miyazaki Wagyu and some French fries and then I'll end it off with a peanut butter cheesecake. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Then I want you to shock me on the table and it all falls out of my ass on the table. That's the thing, I don't know if I would actually be able to eat right before being executed. I probably don't think I'd have an appetite. Well like the kind of person that would do something, the kind of person that would do something like horrific enough where they would be being executed probably doesn't have the type of meals you actually wouldn't really care. They should use that as the final litmus test. Can you eat your final meal? Can you stomach your final meal before you die? Yeah. If you can't then you're probably like, you know. Probably didn't do it. I don't know because what if you're like, you made your peace, you're an innocent man and when you die and go to heaven, Jesus will open you into heaven with open arms and so you eat it. He's gonna open me. Maybe dance like... He's gonna open me. My son touches you. You have to eat a communion wafer. That's to be the last meal. Dude, thanks. One single... At least I'd look fucking sick and shredded before. They're gonna be putting the injection in. This guy's not blowing. This guy's ripped. This guy's carb depleted. Yeah. This guy's nice and dry right now. Look at the striations. You know what that makes me wonder? I wonder if like a bodybuilder, if a bodybuilder dies, like do they just lose a bunch of muscle mass like quickly? Well, they get... It's rigor mortis. They'll go all tight. Yeah, they'll get fucking... Yeah. Yeah, all the muscles we block up and then they'll start decomposing, dude. Yeah, I don't think they have a decay. It's not like... They start losing their gains. They're not gonna muscular like atrophy like bacteria is gonna eat them from the inside out and turn them into... Yeah, they'll rot well before their muscles will be like, okay, time to wilt away. Muscle atrophy does happen a lot faster than anything. If you're in a coma, if you're in a coma. Yeah. Well, muscle atrophy starts after like, what is it? It's like... Two or three weeks. No, it's like within hours. It's like seven or eight hours. Yeah, I think it's 70 something hours. 70 or 17? 70. I think Jeff Nipper did a video about it, about how muscle atrophy actually works. It's like pretty quick, but it's like, if I just left my arm like this and completely left a dead hang for like, let's put it like there was a breast count or something, it would take 72 hours for that to start atrophying. But if I started doing this and moving and stuff, it wouldn't atrophy pretty much at all. Like the Indian guy, you put his arm in the air. Yeah, it needs to stuck like this. And then it's just withered away and become a little like... Dude, bringing that guy to a rave would be sick. That would be pretty sweet. Dude, would I be able to lose him in a crank? I'm gonna use him as a pencil. He would be the most annoying fucking person to get in an Uber with. Oh yeah, dude. Open the sun room. Dude, you could just pray. His arm has got to be so dry. You could probably play prank on him where he like falls asleep like this and you just light his hand on fire like a torch and he's just burning slowly through the night. I'm gonna just pick him up and use him as a back scratcher. I wanna peel it like string cheese and take a little bite to it. Oh fuck it's bucket. Anyways. Yeah, what's y'all's last meal? What do you guys wanna eat? McNasty. Cologne. Probably pizza or something. Pizza. That's the best you can come up with. You're about to get fucking electrocuted to death on a table. I like pizza. It's one thing I hate eating because it always makes me feel guilty. What? Nothing makes you feel guilty or you're then killing all those people. Why do you make me feel guilty? Who did you kill with the pizza? Oh yeah, pizza. I'm not gonna lie. Pizza is one of the worst part about pizza is you can't stop yourself. It's not like there's a lot of food that's just as bad for you as pizza but you're usually like, I'm all good. Pizza, I've never just had a couple slices been like, yummy. I'm eating till I'm sick. I'm eating till I'm on a pew. It's a very rare occasion I get a pizza with a lot of people and then when I do, I'm folding that shit in half. I'm fucking like four bites. It's a quick way to get like two to three thousand calories. It's pretty far full. It's actually low key. I actually really fucked up. It's insane. Yeah. Especially if you're like putting like hot honey and shit on it or just like adding some crap. When I was in college, when I was in college and I was really like getting high, like really, really getting into weed, I remember smoking between me and like three other people like an ounce in a night. And then we ordered, I think it was a pizza hut or a, it was either pizza hut or it was Papa John's but it was a family box. And it had like breadsticks. Did it have like two big long pizzas and then like shit in the middle? Dude, yeah, yes. Yeah, it was like, and I ate the entire thing. Yourself? Damn. Yes. You probably ate like seven thousand calories. That's really, I got so sick at the end of the night. Right side. That's so much right side. You probably ate so much that your body stopped absorbing the calories at some point. So you kind of probably limit it. I went full fucking professional leader with that shit, but it was good kind of. I didn't want to eat like bread or like breadsticks or cheesy breadsticks for like a solid four or five months. I didn't touch pizza for a long time. Damn. Yeah. So yeah, if you're listening to this podcast, you have a problem consuming pizza. Just get like two large pizzas and eat them all in one go. It's like smoking a carton of cigarettes to get you to quit. Does that actually, do people do that? They like over smoke to try to get themselves to not want to smoke? Well, that's what you do to your children to like torture them and like get them even more addicted, but you know. Oh. Give them, you know, if you catch your kid at like 12 or 13 smoking a cigarette, there's a whole like carton of cigarette joke. Yeah, you can smoke. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. The Jessel, Nick joke where he goes, you know, I was kind of smoking a pack of cigarettes when I was younger. My parents made me smoke the entire carton to teach me a lesson on brand loyalty, which is the job. I didn't ask him like it's so funny. He's so like. He's just twist every joke and he's like, his redirection is great. Shout out Anthony. Anthony, just like you want to come on the show. I would love to have you. I would love to have you on the show. Everyone, everyone, all the gooners just let Anthony Jassel know he's more than welcome to come on the show. It would be awesome to get like comedians on here. I was going to say who is your favorite comedian between Anthony. I mean, Anthony Jassel, Nick's up there for sure. He's my type three type four. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. You know, super funny and super underrated. Aries Spears. Oh, that is. He's a black guy. He's like a you've seen him before. He's like the other area already. Maddie, the Estonian guy. He's pretty funny. He's he's up and coming. I think I think my favorite lately has been. Shane Gillis. Yeah. Yeah. I watched guys. I watched. I watched. And I thought it was pretty funny. So I watched Shane Gillis one stand up beautiful dogs. Holy fuck. Is it is a good one? It's a bang. Yeah, it's top here. Shane Gillis top here him and man McCusker. They had a they had a really, really, really good podcast. I don't know if they still do it. MMSP Matt Shane's secret podcast really, really, really good show. Yeah, I don't think I've I don't think I've listened to that. And then obviously Norm McDonald's. That's got to be a top five for everybody. He's my he's my go. He's my go. That's like classic. Yeah. And then he inspired like a whole another generation of like George Carlin. Like he was like like Seth Rogen used to basically make all his jokes in movies trying to base of like, oh, what would what would Norm McDonald do in this situation? Like what would his joke be? And I feel like so many of like my childhood, you know, jokes and sense of humor came from like Seth Rogen movies and stuff like that. So I thought that was a cool connection because I love Seth Rogen when I was a kid and now I love, you know, Norm McDonald as an adult. And it's like, I guess the connection makes sense there. I feel really bad for the people who discovered Norm after his passing, man. It's a shame. Real, real fucking shame. That guy was making some really good shit. I remember him at the YouTube awards, the YouTube award show, and he was just taking the piss the entire time and like sweatpants in a hoodie. He was making everyone uncomfortable with like jokes. It was it's top tier. I think the best part of his jokes is that they were like, they were so like well crafted that they were like, they were purposely unfunny to a point where they were so funny. They were dry. They were dry. The point where it was like hitting you on the head with a hammer. But like, but it's like it took five minutes to get hit in the head with the hammer. Like you're just hovering over your head. It's a little blood and bone joke. And then you just say, this is Northern Canada. So random and stupid. I think the mop, the mop one is my favorite. The one he told on, was it Conan? Who was it? Who's show was it? He literally goes on for like five minutes about podiatrists. Oh yeah. He's a, he's a, he's a month in the podiatrist's office. And it's like, oh, I have a fucking kid who's depressed. Yeah. He's depressed and he's like talking for five minutes about how his boss doesn't respect him. His wife doesn't love him. He looks in the mirror and he sees a coward. And the only thing that he dreams about doing is like taking a gun out of the bedside drawer and putting it in his mouth and ending this, this horrible facade that we call life once and for all. And then the podiatrist goes, well, well, geez, Mr. Moth, that's, that's really hard and everything. But I think you should see a real professional about this. You went to podiatrist and then the mouth goes, Oh, well, the light was on. It's like, it's like, it's, it literally takes up, it takes up almost the entire time he's on that talk show. It's like his entire, his entire like sectioned out time where he has like his slot is basically gone to that joke. That's how long he drags it out for. You know what else is a goaded bit of his is the knickknack patty work. Oh, no. Give a frog alone. A frog alone. His old man was a rolling stone. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, it's a banger. Shaggy dog jokes. Tap to your, tap to your joke. A format format form. You know what I'm talking about, right? Yeah. The what? A shaggy dog joke. No, I don't know what that is. My, my buddy Dave used to be like really, really into these jokes. You know, you know how like you have a friend, right? I might go in a little tangent here. You know how you have like a friend that you can like summarize in two words. You summarize in like two, maybe three words. Like, you know, Jane is, you know, a, you're well educated, but kind of stuck up or, you know, mad as a, a jack and he's, you know, dumb as bricks. Dave was a stoner and he was really cheap. You know, we would, you know, when we knew him in college, Dave want to go out for, you know, a drink. Now I do not have any money. Dave, you want to go out for, go to a movie? Now I do not have no money. Dave, you want to go split half on an eighth? Yeah, I got money. So he only had money when it came to weave. And I remember, you know, that being his whole shtick, he couldn't afford anything. And then summer was coming around. He was moving towns. He was literally moving house. So he was, he asked us if we wanted to go over the summer. It was like a little beach town. We were like hell yeah. So me and my buddy, we drive over, it was, it was a rainy day and it was pissing, like pissing down rain. And we're like, well there goes the beach day. And we're driving, it's like a 40 minute drive there. And we were like, you know, I wonder what Dave's house is going to look like, you know, because he always talks about fucking poor you. So we're like, oh maybe it's like a shack. Maybe he lives in a townhouse. Maybe he lives in an apartment and then it's like a 20 minute drive. And so we're going and we're going and we're going. We take the exit. We're approaching the beach town. And you know, we see all these shitty little flats and we're like, yeah, he could live here. We keep going. And then these little flats turn into like two story, like, you know, upper middle class homes. We go, yeah, you know, he could still probably live here. And then the houses go into full blown mansions. And we're like, there's no fucking way that Dave lives here. And we keep going even further. And these mansions turn into full blown estates. Like massive, like huge fountains, like giant, like ring driveways, like huge, huge properties. And I'm like losing my mind. So, you know, if Dave fucking lives here, I'm going to eat my hack. Because this guy has been saying that he's been poor the entire time I've known him for like years. And we approach it, you know, I, my buddy gives him a call saying, hey, we're on our way. We're five minutes out. You know, what color is your house? So we know where to park. He goes, oh, it's the blue house. The blue house on the left, you can't miss it. And so we go, we go in and we get in and there's a row, rows of houses. There's all mansions and then one shitty little blue shack. And I'm like, there's Dave's house. So we park out front, it's pissing raining. We're waiting for him to come out. Hey, Dave, where are you? Hey, where are you? Oh, I'll be right out. I'll be right out. We're waiting five minutes. We're waiting. Where the fuck is he? I give him another call. Dave, where the fuck are you? I'm outside. Where are you? We're literally in front of your house. He goes, no, you're not. And like, he goes, I'm across the street. We look across the street and he's at the blue mansion. And so we go to his, we go to his place. I'm like, I thought you were fucking poor. What the fuck is, you know, I'm personally poor, but my family's loaded. And I was like, are you serious? And he was like, yeah, dude. And so we hung out for a bit. I was starving. We wanted to go get some food. He goes, I know a good empanada place around the corner. So I'm going to get some fucking empanadas. And so he goes to open up his garage door, right? And he's opening his garage door because he's like, I'll drive. I'm like, you'll drive? I have my car. He goes, no, dude, I'll drive. I'll use my car. I go, you have a car? He goes, yeah. It's not technically mine, but my dad is giving it to me. And I was like, are you fucking serious? And he goes, yeah. So he starts opening up the garage door. I'm behind him. I'm over his shoulder. And he literally does one of these. Do you mind? Like, thank you that I'm going to look at his pen to his fucking garage. So I turn around. It opens up. And dude, it's this beautiful, all black sports car. It was, I think it was a German sports car. I'm not familiar with the brand. Like, it'll come back to me. It'll come back. Okay. Not German. Regardless. Not German. Regardless. He's showing it to me. I'm like, this shit is crazy. This is beautiful. I don't know how long you've been driving this. Oh, a couple of months. Again, in his car, me, my friend and him, my friend's in the bank seat. I'm in the passenger seat. Dave is driving us, driving down the road. You know, the Amphrodite spots 10 minutes away. He goes, you know, we're laughing and chatting shit. And he goes, yo, you know, I had this car for a while, like, you know, check out the glove box. And I was like, what do you need to check out the glove box? He goes, open it up. I open it up. And there's a joint like this big and like double thick as my thumb. It was fucking huge. Okay. And like a lighter in there. And he goes to light up. And I was like, in the car, you want me to like light up in the car? He goes, yeah, dude. I was like, I don't know about that, bro. Like, can we wait till we're at the Empanada place where he's like, dude, something, a pussy. And then my friend in the back was like, yeah, dude, something, a pussy because he wanted to smoke. And so I was like, all right, whatever. So I light up. I panced behind me, panced at the day, panced at me. And so we're all smoking in this corner. And, you know, I'm bullshitting. I'm telling the jokes. Dave has this giant joint in his mouth and he takes a rip and he's inhaling. And I tell the jokers or make a joke and he laughs, but he laughs into a coughing fit and he drops the joint on the floor, like up like the carpeted floor and starts freaking out. And so he puts his head under the wheel to go for the joint as we're approaching an intersection and the light is green. And as we're approaching, I go, Dave, look at the light. And the light turns fucking yellow. And I go, Dave, stop. We're approaching an intersection and he's coughing. Dude, I got it. And he's trying to reach for the joint. I'm like, Dave, look at the fucking road. And he's like, no, dude, we'll make it. It's fine. Light turns red. I go, Dave, it's fucking red. And he looks up, goes, oh shit, slams the brakes and we hydroplane. We're skidding through the intersection and this old lady hits the back of his car and we're spinning. We're spinning out and we hit over the curb and right into the side of this tree. And that's how I found out how the Mercedes bends. Oh my God, dude. Dude, I was waiting for you to get to the fucking point. I knew that was going to be dog shit. I didn't know how long it would take to get to the dog shit. Jesus Christ. There. All right, well, that's been the game's podcast. That's a shaggy dog joke. That's a shaggy dog joke. I didn't even remember what spawned that whole thing. Shaggy dog joke, Norm MacDonald. Yeah, no, that was, yeah, that was a Norm MacDonald formula right there. Yeah, just a whole bunch of hours and just that long story made you tired. Then go to gamersupps.com and use code GONES for 10% off your order. Grab yourself some grandma or grandpa's ashes or some sort of story. Maybe even some crusader aid. Come on, you know, don't grow too hard. That wasn't so bad. Has it even been an hour? No way we can end it on that note. It's been 50 minutes. All right, we got a time. I swear, you got another joke for us, buddy. Knock, knock. Another 10 minutes. Oh, fuck, that was awful. Did you come up with that when you were doing that stand up skit? No, that I came up with that independently like in 2018. I think it was 2018. I came up with that joke and then I ended up using it in a public speaking class because we had to tell the story. So I just pulled it out of my eyes, pulled that in front of the class, and then at the end did the joke. Dude, I had everybody hooked. Even the professor was hooked. And especially when you get into the co-accident part, you know, we're spinning. Everyone's looking like crazy and it's like, oh, did he mention weed? Like, oh my God, like, you know, everyone is like tuned to fucking. And then at the end I go, and that's the only thing I ever said he's been to. And then everybody, like, half of them went, oh my God, the other half like actually were like dying laughing. And I got a fucking 98. Why were you in a public speaking class? Why would you need to do that? It was a college course. It was mandatory. It was like a public waiting and speaking. It was like a public waiting and speaking. Take a class on public speaking. Yeah, I mean, you still always get nerves when you're going up to perform and putting people in whatever. And I was a little bit younger too. I mean, this is like nearly 10 years ago now. You know what's weird? I never in my entire life got nerves public speaking, except for when we shot the Gnasty's funeral. I don't know what it was. Like, I could literally, you could put me in front of a crowd of any size. You know, I don't maybe, I think, yeah, probably, I was probably just more worried about like, I think my problem is I'm really fucking stupid. So remembering lines is tough for me, like, especially when we have to have pretty specific lines because they lead into future like punch lines and stuff like that. And we didn't end up using like any of it at all. But if it's like a very specific line, I really struggle with remembering that whereas if it's like, okay, here's your bullet points. Gnasty died. Bullet points? You're sad. This is, we're promoting this. Like then I can get up there and I think that probably was it. But yeah, that's the first time in my entire life I've ever been nervous like public speaking. Like, you know, my fucking wedding, I've spoken at a funeral. Like anything like that, I've never had any issues even in like college and stuff like that presenting shit. I don't know. That was the only time I've ever gotten nerves in front of people. Public speaking, people would rather die than do public speaking. Some people like literally think public speaking is scarier than like dying. I mean, I get it. Like embarrassment fundamentally makes sense for our monkey brain because back when we were evolving and very primitive. You gotta be part of the troop. Yeah, like if you embarrass yourself and you're exiled, that's life or death. So like I get why people feel the way they do, but you got to talk yourself out of that because we're not little monkey tribes now. You're just like somebody might make fun of you and that's it. I say no one will ever remember this shit. Yeah, they use a monkey trick to get over your monkey. Your monkey. Everyone is banana. No, no, no. This is a legitimate trick that I actually learned in a public speaking class. I don't know if you've seen this in the wild, but whenever a chimp say wins a fight against another chimp or is happy or expresses victory, and you'll see this even in people as they win a race or whatever, they throw their hands up. Yeah, like this. Yeah. That pose, doing that pose, literally like alter is your brain chemistry to make you more confident and like less stressed out. And if you're just a ass for a girl's number, right, literally, it's like right before. If right before you publicly speak right before you give a presentation in front of class, go to the bathroom right beforehand, go into a stall and just straight up do this for like a minute, two minutes, and you'll walk out like ready to go. Like it's actually low key, low key actually works. Dude imagine walking into that bathroom and like you're about to, you're at like a press conference and you just see two fists hanging over the toilet. Or like at the urinal just free-boning it with those hands up in the air. Pants on the ground. Yeah. That is super interesting. Well there's so many little things like that that you can do to get yourself like a little more comfortable with public speaking. I think, I also think a lot of it is people haven't really had to do it. So it's very unfamiliar and scary and you worry about embarrassing yourself. You're kind of thrust into it. I can only. Yeah, but once you like, once you do it a few times, you're just like, it's like having a conversation. Like you could tell if a conversation is going good or bad because there's direct like people in front of you like one person. But like it's no different when like you're talking to a lot of people, they either laugh or you can kind of hear them like, or even looking out there and seeing them kind of look around like they're bored, then you're like, hey, I got to change something. I'm not, I'm not being very interesting right now. Oh, I also assumed in school that like nobody wants to be doing this shit and I'm just included in that. So nobody really gives a fuck. They're just thinking about their turn. Like when they have to get up. I wonder how it is now though. Like with with with children now having been socially stunted because of like COVID and shit. If they're even more. Yeah, I'm curious. You know, people cognitively offloading into on AI and shit. Like, would they even be able to have the ability to like read the words that AI is writing for them or to even like say with the cadence. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, public speeches are probably pretty rough now from like, you know, grade school and stuff. Because I mean, we had to do them every year. And I don't know if you guys were the same way, but if yours was the best of the class, you got voted. And then you and everyone else from your grade would have to go do it in front of the whole school. And it was like, no, my least favorite thing. Yeah, we didn't have that. I always hated doing that. It was a shitty day because all my friends would skip. Like none of them would do it. And I would, you know, if because my speech, I just didn't get super scared and my mom would always help me with my speech. So mine were always naturally good because the fucking at all helped write it. I'd have to go do it. And then I'd look out there and all my friends would be at home playing egg log live or playing hockey. And I'm giving a speech to six graders that don't care. So yeah, I always hated that. I hated that shit. You probably got to bring like subway surfers and Minecraft parkour on a tablet to hold next to you. Yeah, just like hold up GTA game. You have to fucking juggle what you do. You're fucking yourself in the head of the hammer. Stimulate and I don't know if by my words. You gotta get an only thing to go out there to shake it or anything. You know what's great? I actually feel like we're going to have like, I feel like everything's cyclical. I think we're going to have in the next five years, I think we're going to have a massive shift back to slow uncut let's play content. I think everyone's brain is going to be so over like exposed to dopamine. We need a reset. Yeah, I feel like there's going to be like a great reset. I feel like that's happening right now. Everyone will be going back. I don't know. It's not like, you know, either the new generation of viewers on YouTube, the kids, they're either watching shorts and riding their brain on like eight second to 20 second long videos. Or they're watching like an eight hour long pyrocynical video and very little in between. Like no one's watching a 20 minute video anymore. You know, no one's going to watch a hundred point let's play series. But it's like, if I uploaded a 20 hour straight gameplay video of me playing through an entire game, maybe. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I feel like let's play is going to come back. Obviously not the exact way it was. Like you said, I don't think anybody's watching a 20 part. Yeah, I don't think anybody's watching a 20 part like BioShock part one, two or three. Like, you know, I don't think that's going to come back. But yeah, I honestly can see there being a big shift from every because no matter what it is, whether you're talking about like entertainment or fashion or architectural stuff or like cars, anything, it's all cyclical as fuck. Like there's always cycles in it. And I feel like we've been on the short end of content for so long now that I feel it surely it has to reset at some point, right? Like no way. 10 second. 10 second content is going to be meta forever. Yeah, I mean, I mean, there's always going to be an ecosystem that like prevails when gaming content is like in a lull when there's no active games, when there's no like trending games. There's always going to be just, you know, commentary people commenting on drama or creator drama or politics or whatever. You know, we're reacting to memes or reacting to short form shit where it's not, you know, it's like transformative barely. And you know, it's just, you know what I mean? It's not like, it's like a whole different ecosystem now than it was like 10 years ago. There's a lot of recycling, a lot of recycling and a lot of slap, like daily slap, just kind of bullshit. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. And then a lot of like purposeful like, you know. Yeah, as much as I hate doing my like react channel in terms of the type of content it is, it's actually crazy how much people love that shit. When I don't upload on it for like five days, I will get more tweets than my main channel ever would get. Because people are like, they're so addicted to like their slop content. Well, that's the thing. And they love it. And then you serve the, you serve a new role as like buddy on the couch with him. Yeah, and I'm just like, but the thing is like, they want to watch everything. They want to watch reacting to everything. Like I will literally react to a video of my content, my own videos. And instead of just going and watching that old video themselves, they would rather watch me react to that video. It makes no, like I will find random YouTubers like Marno does a lot of these where it puts up like compilations of, you know, goons, this bits or bar this bit. And instead of just going to watch that video themselves that Marno makes, they would rather watch me watch that video and give like meta commentary on. And it's so bizarre to me. I'm down to do it. Like I love going down memory lane. I love watching my old content. There's bits that I don't remember like that Chick-fil-A like a soup saying, ooh, you still ate it. Like after a do set of midget come on as Chick-fil-A like bits like that. I don't even remember. And then when I rewatch it, I, you know, I remember that, you know, it brings back good old memories. So I like doing it for that reason, but it's just crazy that people literally rather watch me watch that video instead of just watching that video themselves. It's so bizarre. Yeah, people need another layer of friendship to make sure more like enjoyable. Yeah. They need to feel like they're watching it with someone and not just watching someone. You were saying, Magnasty? Did you guys ever have like a, like, you know, back then when DVDs were a thing you could buy like a, it would come with like two or three extra DVDs. And then there would be like a version where you could watch the movie, but the actors would be talking over the movie. Yeah. Comment to that. It's weird that that's like been a thing for like a long, long time. It's all cyclical baby. It's back. It's back, people yearn for it. Yep. 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