#247 - SWAGGER GOT TOO HIGH IN COLORADO

Welcome back to I like how you get more bling per episode. Yeah, you're nice dude. Yeah, what is going on with you? Oh Shit Oh This white boy What's on your face what the fuck is going on there you got a jake-up's ladder too, don't you you look like you have an absolutely terrible relationship with your father Or those Nightly oh no, it's a trans cock. That's one step above. Oh Feminine penis Penis Sometimes to be like bigger than yours and it kind of ruins your whole vibe Oh, no, that's the way I like it if it's wearing it if it's wearing a little bow fuck and do like a little drink They're uncut too, so I stick my cut inside their uncut anyway welcome back to the goons Everybody welcome back to another exciting episode of the good spankiest we are here all four of us you here I am swinging souls joined by Matt a K blog. Oh my god. He's so cute. Oh my god. He's so cute. You're not today. You are not Tonight We're joined joined by the loud and most likely artistic McNay Most likely Why a Kimbo time telling that way and you can't read either of them it's incredible It was a we're working with they're actually two different times He had to have a different time zone for the podcast Issue where they're doing business is California's wild throne Stock market to 45 and this one's why why do you look like that? I Went upstairs and I was like, you know, I'm just gonna do something I found I had a bunch of bling and sunglasses Can a gang you found look good for a show. Why you dissing my slag? Put the Sunday best on my bad dude put a Sunday best on a on a Friday afternoon We're also joined by the dude who's currently a shitting forwarding the whole You know like a real Hulk image That's like pre good AI picture right there You mean like Wait, wait, what do you mean AI? No, this happened. This is real this happened in the French Revolution Yeah, are you sure these two soon? I was on a wire No, that's real that happened You got kicked out of the Avengers temporarily Jesus admitted that part you scared All right Well, I'm here anyway I miss the last week's episode Oh, yeah, my camera Dude hold on so I have you seen that clip going around of a nasty falling Can we find that Pull that up Pull the video McNasey falling over this little like there only thing with like I was standing up and I sat back down and went right back into that a bunch of that shit All right, hold on swags you're gonna just watch this with your audio blasted It's a serious often delayed allergic reaction to sugar molecules found in pork Oh You just your being do with the background having a regular ass conversation and he's just dying It's a serious reaction He's something the Chinese guys when they hit there the Japanese and they hit their drum and then Do it earlier I'm very sad who have missed it in the flesh I wasn't even look so my camera there was a we had a fucking tornado roll through here and The fuck yeah, and the thunder was so close to my home that it was Vibrating my entire house and my camera that was on my tripod fell off my desk So I had to buy a new camera so I didn't have a camera last week So I just played GTA so so I was watching GTA instead of watching McNasey So I didn't even I didn't even see what happened to him. I just heard everything falling and I look over and this And it's just like every bottle from that's ever been made is falling over Fantastic sound effect anything looney tunes Yeah I'm ashamed to have missed that but I was in the world were you up to the beautiful land known as Colorado Beautiful I Would say beautiful. I've never been to Colorado first time Colorado. I was going there for the baby no money red right show Yeah, which is pretty good first. Yeah, that looked cool Heard a lot of really interesting things bad the venue heard that it was like a legendary location for most Ordies to play at I was going I pretty much blind never been to Colorado never been up in that kind of environment before I Know that it was the first state illegalized wait I know it was very mountainous and it was South Park Take place there. So oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, Cal Colorado Real dude They look like that Most of the people around me are actually split in half faces that move around and two dot eyes two dot eyes Yeah, I don't look like Colorado's the air smelled so fucking good very Chris yeah, we Chris well, I'm dry All the only thing the air smelled like to me was bloody boogers because it's all I have in my nose Because a dry air super dude. I love when I was there I thought I got sick when I was there because my nose would not stop. No, my nose would not stop running But it was just something in the air there gave me the worst Allergies of it because we literally got on the plane to leave dry and I was fine Yeah, it was insane like I had a fever from allergies Never Wasn't even a dryness. I think it was also I think it was a time of year. I went I think everything was like all in a huge altitude to really fuck you up. Yeah You're like fourth and she's in fetal boozie level when I went to Texas for the first time I was fuck It was hard to breathe for me. I was not yeah, that's a humidity though That's a good idea. I do hold the whole Do kind of yeah, it was like snowing on it off and kind of yeah, I saw I think it was Chris I posted it in his story That looked crazy. Yeah, which was fucking weird. It's like April coming into May, but it's yeah, we'll be more in there since March That's why it's so fucking confusing Whiplash it was it was I assume Well the trip there and the traveling wasn't that great. I think I had like multiple coughing babies around me Like in orbit for you should have been the nuke you should have been an imposter missile to the coffee baby There's something about like, you know, look, I'm gonna say I'm like a real fucking spoiled asshole But you know look right right if I pay a lot of money to get into like fly business or whatever I go to a lounge man. It really sucks when you know The food is like worse than cafeteria food and then you surrounded by like coughing babies coughing with their mouth open like right next to you right next to you and And the parents are just too guys the entire to give a shit Yeah, the other kids run amok. It was horrible. Like I would say that I'm pretty good with kids like I would I Would probably be very good Nassi You're fucked up. Yeah, you were fucked up. That was a normal sentence. You're a fucked up guy Totally normal sentence. I am completely. I think you look like stupid jelly roll except for those zempic face But he looks like shit is scary as fuck all I'm saying is a Never Re-evaluate whether I'm gonna have kids until I go travel and I'm you know what he looks like little sorry I don't mean to interrupt. You know, he looks like if somebody I have somebody drew a face on a on a balloon when it was full and then they deflated the balloon and the face On it That's what he looks like it took me a minute to connect. What's what's wrong with his is aura his essence And that was jelly roll jelly roll. I like your music I like everything you stand for jelly roll a friend of the show if you want to come on the show And talk about your example journey would love to have you I had to see him in concert against my will once and he did like a 20 minute segment about talking about Being in jail and it was just like the weirdest thing ever Jelly roll jelly roll friend of the show if you want to come on the show and talk about your experience in prison We love yeah, it sucks that I'm busy that day, but y'all do you Yeah But Jesus he was up there with me But Jesus is right there with me that's why I'm a good person Jesus raped a slug with me Is sleep slush lug rape I can't even say that slag rug slag rug I got a rug full of slug slug rug Anyway It was it was my first time seeing like the rolling mountains and the Rocky Mountains They're pretty very gorgeous like a very serene very gorgeous locations just We ended up driving a bit out of Denver So we landed in Denver and I had some family that have a house that maybe like an hour out of Denver So we ended up staying with them So we had some family staying with me so they got to see me You know work, which was really surreal As a fart MP3 over a video So this one's called leg sweep sound effect, but I use it as a pre-impact Mmm That is cool though It was it was surreal It was first time really handling a blending of the worlds were you know and like my team and then like family normal human beings Talking together and you know the hand for them before my Australian do their hand from America I have a question you know in that moment that you had your team and your family Did it make you feel like kind of a paper bag Like do you ever get the ones where you're like something happens and you're like I'm like not a normal person like I'm not I'm not I'd like a Society there was a lot of that because it's so weird and I'm conventional was like hey Yeah, I'm just gonna go out for work and I put the shit on and then you know Go out somewhere and film shit and then they're you know asking about my job and what I'm doing and all that and it's It's not conventional at all. Oh, what do you clock off? Because we do all the time, but like you really sit back and think about it like Especially the boomerys A thousand people on the planet that actually Do like put a mask on and they go to work, you know, I think that's a lot lower of a number Yeah, let bigger actually I should say Spider-man I can think of like there's like ten jobs all the Disney Characters all the man's cuts and put it on the mask to go be funny online. I guess I should have said that sorry. Yeah, that's like five people But yeah, really weird really surreal to have them kind of those kind of rules intersect I mean, that's kind of how I felt when my entire wedding was youtubers and Who are any of these people and I was like, you know, it's actually crazy I've never seen this many youtubers in a room at any other point even at any convention or anything like that Like this is the most I have ever been around and there's super fucking super weird and like Obviously my wife's like normal ass friends. It's just like why the fuck it like who are all these It was it was a really cool like first impression being a Colorado the reason why I ended up going Wasn't just to see baby no money performed my friend. YG martyr was yeah on the list He was one of the one of the openers. That's a he's someone he's from Melbourne and so, you know, we're pretty tight We hang out it was his birthday. I fuck with his music dude. His music sick. It was his birthday last night We took a man. We got really drunk my throat is like destroyed You could probably tell I was up till like four in the morning. Yeah, I was good time But that was why we were there. We were pretty much with his crew For the majority of the other trip. So I do is Majority I like that majority day two was the first rehearsal So they had like two rehearsal days before the main the main event that was on a Thursday and it was like We got to the spot called the band cave giant like auditory in area they set up, you know laptop on a chair It was very jack and they just like built out the set list They just did the soundcheck and you know, basically we're trying to figure out, you know, what should we keep? What should we add? It was really interesting watching like the artist kind of Like go through an entire set and like change it on the fly and ask for feedback And then you give him feedback and then they just workshop over like six hours You just in you know watching it. So we go like pretty fucking do their job rehearsal. Yeah But you would thank you. Oh, he's gonna go half his coin, you know, oh, he's gonna preserve his voice He was going fucking crazy. Yeah, like the yeah, he was bleeding from his throat by the end of it. It was crazy Oh my god He goes hard. He go needs to find the diaphragm Like some good proper technique I think he's got some modules going on Besides the point amazing set building it out very fun We ended up doing another another Rehearsal the day after where we like refined the set he added a couple of songs To the set changed around the order get the final order. It was it was It was a lot of fun it was it was Fuck yeah, something so weird about Seeing behind the curtain of like performers kind of Everything that goes into it. Yeah, every everything that goes into it because it wasn't like oh, we're gonna do this and then into this Oh, no that what is we're gonna we're gonna start with this and go to it was like What do we say in between the songs? What bits do we do in between the songs? How do we get the crowd hyped up? Paddy, you know all these other things that they're taking a consideration because you know, they're opening So how do they get everybody hyped up? How do they get it? I mean the whole point of an opener is to get the crowd all you know excited and warmed up full of energy for Fluff them but not to make them better fluff them. You don't want them to come yet Yeah, you edge the audience. Yeah, you get them you get them similar you went Yeah, a half chub if you will nice Always half-assed just ready to go I went and saw saw slack jaw going off of that note I'll let you I'm sure you're gonna want to talk more about that but before I forget that was fun I got one song in Toronto They it's it's a decent venue so it wasn't like your experience with nasty They wasn't out like a little fucking shit or place. Yeah, I wasn't at a restaurant Yeah, he's open up actually We showed up right when they're doing soundcheck and then we we hung out with them fucking dude They'd be selling the goofiest shit at their booth now They just be signing random stuff that they find like Dallas will sign it and then they'll just sell it for like 20 bucks You're just they're selling lighters that soup road on for $20. They're just regular lighters My side my mom too and they were like alright $30 for those is this so fucking It's dude infinite money what you could just sell anything like you're done with your food sign the fucking leftovers and sell those for 40 bucks, but They killed it man. The show was so fucking good No, no, I've seen him before but like they were it was on their like early tours, so they're still kind of finding Like like the production quality is probably higher now Yeah, they were like trying to find the you know, they're footing and getting used to performing live and all that stuff Yeah, they were right at home up there. They were awesome I mean they looked as comfortable up there as Raven did after and Raven's like for those I don't know is a bunch of like 60 year old dudes like they used to play with but yeah They used to play with Metallica. They're like in mid 60s. They're old ass dudes They put on a good show too. Yeah, they do is his fucking Perfect pitch is crazy The the vocalist. Yeah, it's nuts But yeah, see it's like all is a fucking blast those guys are Absolutely killing it. I think their tour is gonna be done by the time this podcast comes out But if it's not and there's a couple shows nearby for love of God go see them there's so much A few days ago, they said there's eight more shows. Yeah, they're either a blast Even if you don't really like metal like I brought Danielle and she's not really a metalhead by any, you know Stretch of the imagination. She had a blast. She would be fun energy would be so fun Yeah, exactly and like everyone that's there is there for like the music There's not at least from what I've seen there wasn't a whole lot of like soup soup. It was like they were there for Thank you. Yeah, yeah, which is fucking sick But yeah, I was it was really good time I was I was really glad and then we went to sneakies after and ate a bunch of Mexican food at 2 a.m. And then they left you know, I got I thought what are you ran up on stage and soaked the crowd Oh, yeah, I'd be doing all you know, you're a mactic kid in the head with a water bottle So the one I had them so I had to and I put like I jammed the top with keys So I was just doing this and I thought that the left one was empty So I threw that one forward because it looked empty and there was this kid like third row just and it literally just No, it's like oh no, so that's why the other one I just kind of threw upwards. I was like, oh man, that's not Left-hand like flick like a frisbee It's kind of one of these and he was just but I watch it's like you need even blink or try to move he just He wanted a tank to wait for Me in the face with your There reminds me of the time I think it was you know the youtuber Josh dub Yeah, yeah, it was his it was it was like his birthday or something at like a party the grug It was hosting the cold ones guys have a be like a like an alcohol brain Oh, they were doing a party after like a paks fucking love like it there's like a year or two years ago and there was You know Molly and Josh and like some of the other boys were there at the party and it was I think Josh or Molly's birthday It was hard to remember but there were two cakes two giant cakes that were that were brought to the venue I can't see you And I remember being up on the stage I was in my gear and everything like they were doing some shit and they were Talking to the whole happy birthday thing and I'm looking at the cakes and I go, okay One of these is going into the ground But the other one That one's to eat for sure and it looks so good and I was so hungry. I'm looking at this cake like oh hell Yeah, like that looks really I can't wait to eat it and then Molly grabs the first cake and just throws it into the crowd and You know people were like going Yeah, he does it is the whole cake thing So he's Molly throws one of the cakes or Josh throws the first cake and then Molly I think felt left out and he grabs the second cake and I watch it in slow motion him grab it and just Chuck it and there was this this poor. Well, not really poor. I mean, you know, you're in this place though bitch, but You ask for this shit zone bitch Lady were like Gucci fucking everything she had the Gucci purse and like the fucking She deserved it that covered Had a time it was chocolate She was wearing white it was all and it was like a whole thing where she was like I can't believe this happened I you know, she's like through through a bit of a fit over Was she older? She was like, you know, you cannot know where you can go to something like that and be mad that You're in the crowd Okay The first cake go airborne I'm going yes, I would have removed myself for sure. No, I'm out of here first cake It was a whole thing You never know it was like, you know, he threw a cake rather innocently and it ended up becoming a big thing You gotta be careful Risky I saw I saw a video in the cake. There's gonna go. Yeah, that's what I was about to say I saw a video on red at a long time ago. This motherfucker just pushing a kid's face into it And it literally pierced through his nose like out his skin like Supporting the cake because it was like Wooden stakes in the middle. Yeah And then they lost their fucking nose Oh, really? No, this person still had it literally went through the skin here and then went And it was in front of their eyeball and they're like Oh They're like freaking out. It was nuts. It's crazy I saw one where it was like two girls at a birthday party and she takes the And like slams her into the cake and she just doesn't move. She's just out and they're like Hello, and she's just dead. She didn't and then I think it's final destination or something crazy. I can't think of the I can't think of the guy's name from fallout But the the ghoul with the no-nose is what she looks like now. Walton Goggins. Yeah, that guy I know I've seen the one I've seen the one Walton Oh, yeah, I'm thinking Yeah, you're thinking of shut the fuck up. You stupid bitch you laugh at me. You're a shit I actually didn't even watch the fallout show Okay, well Shut the fuck up was the name of one of the they're actually very good show Oh, yeah, I feel like a show. I'm like really good show. Yeah Don't mind me. I had a nasty moment. You're just fart. No, I've pulled these in too far when I was freaking out Oh, let's do it. I thought you farted and scared yourself You look like you're just you look like you got a fucking bunch of Legos in your pockets and you're just moving your pockets or Oh All right. Anyway, uh swagger what else went on in Colorado? It was now here's here is an important thing. He owes that that that you just made me Have to reference here It's not colorado Colorado Colorado No, no, no, if you Colorado it's called Colorado You should say Colorado and the way that you can remember this to me the tomato, but The way you're saying to me is so uninteresting. I'm putting the hockey game on my other monitor guys I'm getting on rinse game. You know, it's bad when blarg Has a random ADHD moment. Yeah, I can bro. I got I gotta put on hockey, bro. I don't I don't know this guy's talking about the way that you can The way that you can remember and pronounce Colorado is The red for reddit to eat ain't getting no top Colorado I'm not ever thinking about that Colorado and I'm going about my day It's a What was that? What was that naming device? What would swagger say fuck? Every time I think of Colorado No, I'm saying Colorado and then I'm spending the rest of my day jerking off because I'm a chronic masturbator That's what I'm gonna do. Don't worry guys. It's going into overtime again in case anyone's wondering. Nobody was wondering Okay, my bad Being at a rehearsal was really cool. Um In in general being a both was really cool getting an orders to ask you your input and then actually value your input was was really Really cool. I'm laughing at it. It was pretty uncalled for I'm laughing at it was pretty uncalled for though asking for input and then just laughed in my face Yeah, it was It was it was cool to be like, what do you think? What do you should need to be changed around? Where does you know? What what could be added and I had two suggestions being me and chris ended up suggesting My two songs that he ended up ending the settlement. I would absolutely trust you and chris to add vibes dude Do you know how many people that I haven't seen since my wedding that I like bump into? And they're like, oh dude, who are those two australian like the australian guy and his Like a boss or whatever it was like who were those guys like those guys were so fucking fun. It's like Fuck yeah, no Not not bringing them back It's a long way to get banked where you're from Although yeah, it was very good It's a long way to get back No, it's a long way from the top, isn't it? Oh Oh Thank you. Thank you. Shut the fuck up Bitch That was it was two rehearsal days and then like another three spear days before the the actual show So we had some time to kill over the next two days and uh, I was filming a big vlog. Um, I don't know if by the time this this Podcast comes out if my vlog is gonna be out if it is to get out, but if it isn't then then then hold tight Because it's a doozy Oh, your vlogs are so fucking good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah in the beginning That's a vocal stim for an entire generation An entire generation Indie beginning in your meaning So obviously i'm doing a vlog and I don't want the entire thing to be like, okay Like countdown to the show like all show show show red rocks show red rocks red rocks. I thought that would be a little like Hard for retention. So every good vlog needs a good b-plot needs a nice b-plot. Yeah, so B-plot was on the Colorado I was uh, right I'm a Colorado and so the only the only thing that you should do in the in the place that was the first to legalize The first place to get high To go to the highest place I can to smoke weed. So the whole idea was in it was going to go up a mountain You go pikes peak We're going to go up a cogwheel The an old cogwheel, which is apparently a train system They has a big car. I'm gonna goes good chunk good chunk Good chunk. Oh one of those fuckers. Oh, that probably took an hour, dude. That was like 45 minutes 45 minutes You say that like I was far I was like 55 and a half minutes. No, I was only 15 minutes short of it It was it was fucking 12,500 feet. We went up. Holy moly. Oh, that's a higher Yeah, it was thin It was it was the same height as mad fugi I've heard that That when you if you turn into a crab I just turned into a fucking crab for some reason. I heard that if you work out like that high up in the in the sky It's like you're you can't like work out. It's like it's like it's like putting weights on your lungs That's why uh in hockey Colorado avalanche is like the only team that has a Uh vo2 max advantage from just practicing where they practice over any other team. It's pretty cool Because they're obviously they're up in the mountains of Colorado Yeah, we went to a garden of the guides too. Would you like all the old like red Round formations then they look really interesting. So we did the whole tour and It was snowy there when you went it was snowy on the peak We didn't make the summit They told us we were gonna do the summit and then halfway through we're like, uh, the roads are too icy We can't meet the state up there. So we can't make the peak and It kind of ruined the whole b-plate. But luckily, um It had snowed the very last day before we were gonna leave And I just decided to go in the backyard with the snow wise and like film me on top of the mountain Oh A great story like monsters ink Stays with you forever and disney class is where you'll find your next great story From the return of the award-winning hit series rivals Welcome to the naughtiest show on television to the unmissable crime drama high potential A lifetime of great stories awaits this spring on disney plus 18 plus subscription required t's and c's apply Welcome to patty's pizzeria. Your blind date is already at the table and there she is Cousin brando, what are you doing here? 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I think you could have come up with but it's okay. It's just gonna get more engaged It was for the plot. It was for the plan. It was for the plan And you know just going up and going back down was pretty cool You should have found like a very small hill at a local park and been like, you know, it's actually pretty underwhelming up here It's just like Smallest hill Yeah, it would have been it would have been funnier Probably that way, but you know, yeah, that's all right. You got you got you got some So yeah going up and seeing the view though was it was fantastic You get like a look at the lakes you go above the timber line You see like the the snow caked peaks that apparently they one song America the beautiful was written Because of the view that inspired the artist. It was like that view specifically that inspired Thanks, son America the beautiful Yeah It was beautiful. I get I get it. I get it I think there could have been a couple more McDonald's a type of the mountain. Maybe like maybe a buck like a Walmart probably I think a big big empty parking lot Yeah, parking garage a tent city would be good. Maybe fat leaning person A landfill maybe a couple bridges a nuclear reactor I think so we'd be good up there too sludge parade Yes, and then an angry Nazi parade right behind it. Yeah, yes Hmm, that's what that's what an awesome place It was cool You make the summit and you see like the tundra and you see these like tranks that are carved into the like into the dirt And they're explaining over the intercom that these tranks were made by like pioneers in like the 1800s Like the early 1800s late 1700s And because the tundra environment the grass doesn't grow they've they've faced it grows like a centimeter every like 300 years So you could still see the trunks left by the wagons. No way We're banging like a like a Ford Ranger Yeah The pioneers had two five five section rears. What the fuck You can see it was it was crazy. It was it was really it was really surreal to go up the mountain and see the it was You know, I haven't seen a lot of America so to speak so like Rockies and and and all that was was pretty dope pretty pretty fucking time here Did you uh, yeah, did you take a lot of showers while you're up there? Did you end up paying the scooter? Scotty what? End up paying the Scotty Scotty Scotty Scotty for she was having dude. I ended up getting them to the show But I didn't actually meet up with him Which was which was like so fucking annoying. Okay. Well while you're up there Did you take an adequate amount of showers? What are you talking about? He's doing it. He's doing a Whoa, did your balls smell after you Did your balls smell after your hike 10 minutes why couldn't you don't like like wow the smell of the mount tops are so great But you know what also smells great cheeky if I pulled your balls out right now. What would they smell like? That's actually not great. You're supposed to be clever, but you're not good If you if you the beauty of your cheeks because it smells like Beautiful viewer the beautiful dirty disgusting fucking obese fucking awful smelling piece of shit viewer Once you get clean and a chat and be awesome and cool smell like like If you want the girl to if you want if you want to get all the foids go to cheeky slash goods A female humanoid Pink pink void Pink void if you want to go to use If you want to set max your fucking your foid delicious soap If you want to set max your ball aura, thank you, baby ginger Chris don't get a lot burgle let it happen. It's it's good. It's good for you. It's too much You're playing on it. It smells like a dude. That's clean. It doesn't smell like but Uh, it's as simple as that brother I know a little bit like a hunk My wife used it too. So I think it's multi gender All sent is multi She didn't smell it is weird though because she did smell the same as my balls and that was a little bit strange That's part of being married very happens all the time. That's rad. It's no, but it was like You know, it wasn't like that way. It was just that it's smell the same essence as my nuts If I had a wife, she's gonna smell like my penis 24 seven That's just the way it is. That's probably why you don't have a wife yet That's the way he intended it in the Bible and the Ephesians 42 and then Jesus said no shrimp or gay people Or let's ignore the shrimp part and just be really focused on the gay part Jesus Andalus say go to use cheeky.com forward slash goons for 10 percent off you Jesus would get 10 percent off It is the only thing you didn't he wasn't apparently so He was And he was a small little Palestinian If you remove like this bit of meat and this bit of meat and a little meat like in your feet with all those nails You'd be there'd be like it's probably 10 percent off your body I have a freckle right on my uh Oh, holy shit. Isn't that for masturbating that then people used to say you get freckles and hairy poms He gave himself a splinter Dude, I like that they threatened us with hairy palms like I wouldn't want to be closer to monkey from jacking off Really And jerk my eyes out Anyway, so back to swagger's notepad back to the notepad this is day five of being in Colorado we have like a day or two left before the big show And this day. Oh, it was this is okay. Day five is the day before the big show So we had a final day to kill. Uh, there was a giant like exit What do we even call this a giant warehouse exhibit modern art kind of museum interactive museum called the owl I don't know if you're familiar with it. I had no idea what the hell it was Sanded weird looked weird said why not give it a shot When there was some family when there was my crew and it was basically like a giant Weird like modern art exhibit where you're in this giant warehouse. There's like maybe three or four stories And you you first get in and everything's themed to be like a cyberpunk like uh, Weird like you're in some like new like 2077 almost kind of japanese like sci-fi market And then you go through like these back rooms and then you're like a weird museum looking area and then you then it's like a weird psychedelic jungle and then you're like going through all of these weird insanely crazy Like environments and you can touch it There were signs that were literally saying out front like Warning like do not take like hard drugs and go in here like it's very overwhelming I was on ash in your shrooms. I would have freaked the fuck out It was it was like you would walk through a door And you'd be in an entirely new world the ceiling should be huge And it would be like a huge an entirely new area and then you'd walk through another door and there were like Holes in the wall and in the floor you could crawl through and it'd bring you to an entirely new room and it was It was insane. It was fucking mind-blowing That sounds crazy. Yeah, there was a statue of a little sloth guy with like titties. You know like six tits It was a weird it was I'm trying to I'm trying to visualize it as you're telling me I'm thinking of like dude. I have the goofiest room ever in my head right now Like a 500 foot ceiling and the fucking walls are full of holes in the sloth in the middle What is that? Oh my god. Why does it have tips? I don't know I would just make it as me though Dude, that's what like the bottom of my dick looked like If I was on the line of action, it would have been it would have been pretty fucking crazy Yeah, I mean it sounded kind of low-key crazy anyway It wasn't as crazy as where we ended up going next for dinner though. Oh, well, actually I ain't gonna get ahead of myself We stopped in the parking lot of meow wolf, right? We were waiting there for like maybe 30 minutes That's what he said the name was or you fucking listen earlier, but I hear meow wolf Meow wolf was named with the place meow. It was the big. Yes meow meow like the cat dies I love him He can like get the misfits back together and let me be a part of it. We can just throw this podcast No, that would now would that would be not a great idea. No, it's not a great idea I would say We're in we're in the fucking parking lot and and I'm walking waiting there and I'm nervous Because I see a fucking sign that says don't leave shit in your fucking color Because people break into your car and I'm thinking fuck I have my helmet in my car in the car I don't want someone to smash and grab and fucking steal my helmet And so I took the helmet out of my bag and I put it in like the secret trunk compartment Like completely separate so someone grabbed the bag or whatever. I tell my helmet We you know To also make us even more nervous We're walking to the actual thing from the fucking parking lot and we see Why you purple right now bro? Why are you purple? Stop purrling. Did you stop breathing? No Dude, I was I was actually worried for a second. You were literally bent over like this and Bro just died like it's just purple as fuck. I'm sorry. Sorry. Go ahead. Swag. I was genuinely concerned for a co-worker there That's fine. There was broken fucking shattered window glaze all over the floor. Yeah, that's not a good sign So we know no, I was kind of nervous And then you gotta tell everything around shifted like everything around in the corner and then what we find out after is that My original black balaclava with the hole in the middle and all that fell out and gun We left it there the day before the show I lose The blank balaclava the one the smelly one the the only one For some reason the only one that I then I own So is that a Yeah, I seem like an item you would have like 20 of just I just I just said that with my shit I I have used the same one forever and it fucking reeks. I get it. Maybe just like buy a buy a bulk. I don't know But we go by those like hain's t-shirts get like a 12 pack We were like I see Literally in skiing country. So it was very easy to get a new one. Yeah, which was which was good But we ended up going to an even crazier spot an even more wicked twisted place than the owl It is a spot known sorry Keep going boba. It is a spot known is Casablanita Isn't that for that? It is I said about me Is a real it's a real place I had no idea it was a real place It was it is like a rainforest cafe kind of like themed restaurant No way you you go in you you make the appointment, you know, you get your reservation you go in They lead you to the table and you go you walk past like a mariachi band People are dressed up as pirates and like conquistadories and like people are like Actors walking around There's a giant waterfall in the middle of the entire in the middle of the entire thing a giant And a cliff And a huge pool at the bottom and every 20 minutes on the diet A sexy man or woman cliff diver sometimes together Come out Sip of margarita Do a little dance and then cliff dive into the into the water As you're eating like a wet burrito Pretty pretty awesome. It was I am just now finding out at 30 30 and a half that that's South Park episode is based on something real Well, it's crazy. That's a little cat. I know Casablanita was a real location that the creators of sand fork used to go to when they were young And it had gone bankrupt like a number of years ago And because the creators of sand fork are rich and also hilarious. They decided to buy it Oh, really? Float so they own the restaurant. So you go there Yes, there's someone dressed as man bear pig walking around the restaurant lying. Are you serious? 100% true. No fucking way. Bear pig is around the restaurant. There's a statue of eric cartman At the restaurant. You can take a photo of life. They have a puppet show Every 30 minutes, which is pretty good pretty good. I feel like I'm halfway in this right now It's real. I feel like you're pulling in front of me because you know, I'm gullible. No, no, no, no This is real. I would never lie about this. I don't know. You Partied hard He partied already a party party. I believe you It's real. You can look it up. You can look it up. You can look it up. You gotta do is just say yes, it's real Yeah, and nasty you can literally fact check him while he's talking right now You are at a computer that has man bear pig information And then a sentence goes by that was really important and I didn't hear it and you guys call me a dumb ass for getting it So Me that's the unit and you're the sentence is what even when you were looking at us Yeah, wolf Look You asked me how the food was how did the food? Yeah, how's the food? Look We were really hungry. I was okay. So not good. Okay. All right. You can just Use the That's amazing. It was good. Yeah, any time you got to be It was a very small selection of food I got the burrito as it was so we're getting the nachos I ate the whole thing. I thought it was great. I loved it. I thought it was very good The Australians that I was with the the martyr and his crew they also went We met up with them after to go ice the cliff diving and the puppet show And we were like, hey, hey, it was the food. It was a good. We loved it and they were like, no, I should Where should we ever had? Like airplane food like camping. Yeah, what are you talking about? I believe that different experiences I would believe theirs was probably a little more accurate I probably Maybe a bit too confused Mexican food because I grew up in california and Yeah, there's california the southern a lot of them southwest It was fine. It was fine to paste Dude when I went to texas I could not find a good mexican food place like Really texas has pretty fucking good mexican food every place I tried was just nothing compared to like, uh, california mexican food That's fair. Canada doesn't really have any real mexicans. So ours is so so Yeah, I feel like mexican food is one of those things where like the The quality between like the worst mexican food and the best Isn't like I'm On day three of leftovers for lunch Have a day off Switch it up with a double cheeseburger for 249 under mcdonald's savor menu leftovers left the chat Talk about savor satisfaction Served from 11 a.m. Price and participation may vary fees apply to delivery orders subject to availability massive gap Like I feel like the quality between like really I feel like that's the I feel like that's the opposite I feel like dude you mexican bad mexican food is just like a greasy diaper of fucking shitty cheese No, it's not say this it's interesting you say this because You know we made the choice to get mexican like the day before doing this big performance But the day that's a risky. Yeah, no you want to hear you want to talk about Excuse me There If you want to hear We had gone out with martyr and his management like his his whole management was there as well I got to meet them really fucking honest with people all runescape enjoyers by the way What? Fuck yeah, so much so that they convinced me to make a hardcore iron man Yes, dude. It's a hardcore I've been working on that but that's precisely the point You don't even have a no that's the point that's the point if you if you die you you're a normal iron man It's hardcore. I'm not ultimate or anything, but I'm sorry. You don't have ultimate That's ultimate That is for psychopaths. Yeah, no no no What was he saying? um, oh, it's another team another team very cool honest and people and they you know They had decided If they took us to a great restaurant, I'm not shit talking At all whatsoever extremely grateful incredible restaurant I just think that it's an interesting choice to take your talent to an Indian food restaurant like two days before Yeah, no, that's like hey man. It's just it's good. It's good food. We're gonna give you diarrhea possibly possibly incurring the risk of And it looks curry splash the curry splash in your body It was it was I don't know what it was who been of colorado or this trip or If it was the lack of bed days if it was the diet or what but my Asshole was chafing and run like four or five I was four or five days Sorry, I got here early off guard. I wasn't really sure where you're going with that No, I was it was like Bad like every wipe that I would do like in the morning would like peel away a bit of skin It was it was no oh, I've had those fuck. Yeah, it felt awful. It was like you're sitting on glass It was not a good time Bad day to be an asshole, huh? Yeah, bad day to be an asshole bad day to not have a big day Put it that way. Well, I traveled man Yeah, hey, we're not getting paid fucking Take that out editor. That's why I travel with wipes that are wet No, usually it's it's it's because that we so backed up from all of the all the plain food I need some sort of diuretic to like get it all out Which is why you should travel with gamer subs. Yes I knew it was going there right away Go to gamersupps.gg and use toad goons for 10% off your order if you are having troubleshooting This will work just like coffee. It'll it'll be gray. It'll be gray. It'll be green. It'll be green Shit if you if you if you buy grandmas ashes It is good for you 10% off so good. You've rated five stars 10% 10% off Gamer subs that you It is g am or s up s g o m g o o Really hard to shit Really hard to shit really hard to wipe. It was kind of awful. But yeah, we did indian and then mexican bank to bank Oh, dude, you're just fucking Sushi in between Somehow got out of that unscathed feeling pretty good. That's crazy. It's a lottery ticket worth We had ended up going to the red rounds venue Right after that or right before it with marty to check it out and kind of see what the what the deal was And yeah, I think we did that around lunchtime actually and we had uh, I did a little interview with him in the car I filmed it for the vlog kind of got like his Thoughts pre pre show Intended to see where his head was at any simple bunch of random questions and then we did a wendy's food review We went through a drive-thru ordered some drive-thru you get a classic chicken sandwich People like a 7.2 and a 10 He was really hungry, but it was funny. He asked me if I wanted to try something. He said no, I'm good I don't think there's any fast food that's worth it now. All fast food is so expensive. It is just none of it is worth the taste If you live on the In and out's mid you go to bet for in and out really I'll die It's pretty mid I don't think there's any fast food that's Workers a good wage Oh Well, yeah, because you're hiring with fucking roblox and I get a quick I like knowing that the that my Likes his job rather than some 16 year old Better than a crank You understand you're describing yourself that subway right I wasn't jerking off I Was just sweating you didn't jerk There yeah, you're only jacked off by your manager and come housing. Yeah, but I smushed in with my work boots. It's so bad Disappointed so what I did to buzz also before a person would move in there would be cleaners that would come Yeah, bro, that makes coming on the carpet fine. You're right. Yeah, I just only With my work boots, but the Mexicans clean it up. So you would still yeah, that's like the Mexicans Probably getting deported next week. Let's make them clean come there last week in America. Well, you're under 18. You can do dumb shit Get away with okay. I was a dumbass little kid I wouldn't do that now. I was a little kid the you you came on the carpet and wiped your ass Now she actually came over to my house. I'm not my top. It's pushing around and get They came and rolled around and like a dog on its back and then just left It was really weird Yeah, go kick your clone over again pal We went we went to the venue Went to the venue Beautiful venue. I don't know if you guys have ever been to red rocks. You're familiar with the red rocks No, I was actually gonna go to the show, but I went to slack John's dead because I'm a Fair enough. I'm a soup stand giant amphitheater That's completely surrounded by these two giant like rock formations and you're basically it's steps like 10,000 people worth of steps Going down And then there's the stage. So if you're on the stage, it's that big of a venue. It's 10,000 people 10,000 people. Oh like oh Yes, so wow that is a huge venue amphitheater looking down. So you're like, let's see if I get a photo I didn't know it was that big. I thought it was like Like 40 to 4000 people It was it was like nauseatingly big. This is that's crazy. This would be like a three-quarter. Oh, I've seen that before I've seen that okay Yeah, it's a super famous venue. It's like a legendary venue legendary venue and it was massive and then Here's the stage. He's with the crew That's that's the that's the stage. So, you know, you're looking down under the stage. There's you know when you walk out You all all you see is 10,000 a wall a wall of 10,000 people just looking down at you Yeah, it was it was unlike any stage that you could ever that would be pretty intimidating. I'm not gonna lie Extremely, I don't really get like stage fright Yeah, it's built into a mountain You know and that's so cool for the whole for the whole this you know the whole you Was saying the whole rehearsal process, you know was was interesting watching You know I'm watching the artist kind of get into the zone Put themselves like kind of in their in their in their future shoes Like, you know trying to imagine themselves in front of the cloud Visualizing all that you kind of see you can kind of see the nerves on and off and I remember it was the second rehearsal That I think it was their fourth song in was the song Anita anita a really good song That martyre did with habshwanked EDM dancing vibe really really really fucking baloo song and he asked me hey, you know, I'm gonna get jungle bobby No way. I love bobby dude Yep, he's he is one of the nicest people I've ever met. He is so fucking rad Yeah, he's the perfect opener for anything. Yeah, he's the best. He is the best. That's the vibes so fucking good unbelievably good He he he was gonna come out to dance for Anita and then Martyr asked if I wanted to also come out on stage and dance for the song And actually I said, yeah, of course. I'd love why wouldn't you take that out? We kind of we kind of planned that out And I remember like, you know a day before the show and even like the day of the show, you know, I'm going to the venue I'm just kind of like yo This you know is alive. This is crazy. And you know, it's just The nerves were were were like panging at me and I was only going out For three fucking minutes. Yeah, I hit like nobody's even gonna really be paying a shit ton of attention to you, right? They're gonna be like swagger no way and then they're gonna go back to like and they're just gonna vibe You know, and I was feeling nervous, but you know as you know the actual fucking day happens, you know, we go there you know I'm just looking at you know the faces of you know, martyr and and his producer raco Who was also there and performing It's just you know, you just seeing them lock in like just they like they don't drink any more water They don't you know, they don't eat anymore. You're not using the bathroom Like they're just like they're barely even blinking like they're just just dialed locked in Getting ready just like building up the courage. You should like it all amounts to this So you know you're going out in front of nine and a half thousand people It was nearly a full venue nearly fully sold out And you just walking up there and you got to do a 45 minute set, you know the whole 40 minutes And they killed that you It was it was so surreal to like You'd be side stage and looking out. We ended up doing like a A meet and greet afterwards, which is really cool. I had no idea what percentage of the crowd We know who it was, but it's it's a baby. No money audience. Oh, dude. Baby. No money's audience. They know they yeah, they're There's a lot of they know ball Yeah, there's a massive massive crossover It was wild to like go out and hear the pop of like, you know People recognize me going over the fuck that way. It was weird I didn't expect so many people to know who I was Even to the point where I walk in like through the venue and security guards are stopping me and going Hey, you have credentials. Do you have your thing? I show my pants and then they go Wait a minute The heck are you are you swagger souls? And then I yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you boy? Freak the fuck out be like, well the hell I've been a fan for years Asking for photos and it's like damn even the security In the actual venue, you know, I love that. That's so fun That's the cool thing about being a youtuber for so long is that you meet people and they're just like They're in their like 30s and shit and they have like They've been watching in the 20s What was so cool about this venue is they had you know, we're obviously backstage and doing everything there They had this underground tunnel for every single artist and you know performer or you know, anyone who's been on stage You know, whether or not you were part of the crew or the actual talent That you get a sharpie and you go into this underground tunnel and it's this entire tunnel that's Filled with signatures and it's probably like 300 feet long. It's a very long tunnel and it's just steps going up It brings you up Yeah, and so you get a you get a sharpie and then you have to find a Like a blank spot. That's open Yep, and then you side And then your signature is there Fucking forever. It's michael jackson signature was down there fucking everyone is performed there That's sick. Yeah, I would have been dude. I would have spent like two hours down there Dude, I wanted to I was looking for rush so so I could not find them So I just sandaled for the ceiling because you know, we're like, where should we put it? You know, if you put it on the floor people Degrade and if you put it on a pipe, they'll replace the pipe and You know, you're looking around like where's the place it's gonna be somewhere permanent. We do the ceiling It's good spot. All right. I really good spot Just to Suck though. That's sick though. You know meeting meeting a bunch of artists But jungle bobby was was cool. Love that guy so much talk to alex is great. Baby. Nobody's his show was fucking awesome Dude, he's such a good live performer. He puts on such a fun show Dude, like incredible, especially just in that venue. It was the acoustics were crazy Yeah, like we actually got to go into the VIP area like after the show and like dance with fans and dance with people and Yeah, we did a we did a little meet and greet off the side after the after we did our show And there was it was just just just a massive massive line And it just kept growing and all these people just There was a couple of funny interactions. There was this lady Couldn't have been like, you know, probably like 22 23 and she was there with her mom You're there with your mom. Sorry. I thought me nasty was asleep. It's fucking sunglasses It's faced and moved for like two minutes straight. He's She's there with with your mom and you know, her mom is coming down the steps and you know I'm at the bottom of the steps People can come down the steps and like run into me and then there's like a line At the steps lowest to me. So some people are like coming down the steps and like, oh, what the hell swaggered away Take a photo from both sides. Yeah, so, you know, they're like skipping the the line so to speak this lady comes with with her with her daughter And she's holding like a like a pizza box And she's like, oh, can I get a picture and then chris is like, oh, sorry, man You need to go to the bank of the lines line right here And she's just like, oh, I'm gen X. I'm Jenna. It kept saying that she was a gen X and then uh, I She goes in gen X I'm she was I'm from gen X and gen X we allow cutting And chris chris just like what are you talking about? Go go back there and she was just like Every time a guy would come down the steps and like take a photo with him like drive by photo She'd be like, why does he get to cut the line? It's just Super drunk And I would just look at her daughter and her daughter used to do so red with embarrassment Oh, that's the worst And it eventually came around to them Um, and as it came out, hey, how you doing? I'm a little I hope you like the show. Hope you're having a fun time. And you know I look at the I look at the older lady and I go Oh is that for me? Like as a joke like pointing at her pizza bucks, you know, I've got my helmet and she's on and she goes No, this is for my husband and her brother And I go, oh, uh, you know, I was I was just joking because you know, I can't I can't eat pizza with the The helmet on and do this her daughter looked So why was she so why was she so angry? She looked her daughter looked like she was gonna throw up like It was I felt I felt so bad for her I was just like, oh, no, that's fine. Uh, okay. Uh, anyways, he'll say like this lady was just drunk He was just like My parents have never been like Public nuisance drunk in front of me like every time my dad or mom have been drunk I've been like drunk with them like we've gone to a hockey game or some shit and we're all like Nobody's like hammered like that. They're just kind of like a good happy buzz Like I if I had to bring my mom or dad around somewhere Hammered especially meeting someone that I'm like a huge fan of I mean they were pretty drunk I'm gonna tell myself that's there was a pretty drunk. I had a two two big Mexican guys also come down. They were Shit-faced like you could smell I could smell the alcohol under breath through my helmet and through my mask Yeah, it was rough and but they were nice and they met well But man, they came up to me and they were just manhandling me. You shake me around They're like, we love you dude the whole thing. I'm just like, whoa like this is fucking crazy Hey, bro, put me down, please. Yeah, literally. I'm not a fucking chalupa. No, bro. Put me down I don't want up easy There were you know, we're out there for like maybe a half hour 40 minutes Signing an analyst line and we're like, okay, we actually have to go and you know, we told the line You know, we're sorry we have to leave and you know, there's no security to be the bad guy To be like, hey, yeah, we're ending this sorry They got you guys have to be back. So we're ending it and they were so sad We were like, look, we'll do like a big group photo for a vlog and so everyone Ended up doing like a nice group photo for the for the vlog was really wholesome So that's good at least see that's a decent way down next that fucking yeah I can't say no, bro. I I'll keep taking photos until like, you know, it shuts down. Yeah I can't see no Yeah, I feel the same way. I feel like if people wait around For fucking like me of all people like I have to at least You gotta wait around for you spend my time to to talk to you. What did you say? I would wait hours for you Dude, you actually look like you've been holding your breath for a long time. You are very Are you looking at like photos of greats on your monitor? I sit back it's picking up a lot of this life. But when I get real close I'm walking out He's got like a whole screen of primus speakers I'm doing Day 15 of of air retention. I refuse to breathe out That was that was by and large the trip nice man, that sounds sick as fuck. Yeah, I wanted to go to it so bad, but Yeah, I fucking go all the way to colorado and That was passed out on stage because of how I just couldn't breathe You know, you're dancing for like three minutes straight and you the air is already super thin. You're like 9 000 feet up Yeah, like, you know, I I'm trying to breathe through this and try to breathe through a metal helmet And you know by the very end of it everything was going tinny in my my eyes. I was getting like tunnel vision Your video to max probably improved by like five while you were there I was I was like just focusing Only on breathing like I'm not dying Yeah, not dying and then they had came to air like candle oxygen. Then I was yeah bank stage. It's pretty good It's like a repressed name. It makes you feel good Yeah, I'm pretty sure those come from British Columbia, Canada. Most of them. No shit Yeah, they resorted to the chinese market a while back Wow Yeah, that's something my martyr his Videographer oale was there By doing the show and on the day the show was his birthday And so they they got to they got to you know, saying happy birthday to oale Which was oh sweet. It was crazy listening to 10,000 people saying happy birthday That's not sounded like an angel choir. It was fucking surreal. Yeah, that'd be super fun That'd be hella nice. I want to go to one of those jacob collier concerts where he like makes the crowd like singing shit Yeah The power boner I would get It's like what I made all these people crack their knuckles. Yeah, I'm sure. 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