Old Gods of Appalachia

Episode 89: Lost in the Shadows

45 min
Sep 4, 20259 months ago
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Summary

Episode 89 of Old Gods of Appalachia concludes Season 5 with a horror narrative set in Knoxville featuring interconnected storylines: a supernatural hunter named Bird tracking a newly-turned vampire, a charismatic vampire named Troy recruiting young vampires with promises of hidden Appalachian power, and a group of teenagers attending a concert at the Mercury Theater where violence erupts. The episode builds tension toward the season finale with multiple character deaths and supernatural conflicts converging.

Insights
  • Narrative complexity in horror fiction can be sustained through multiple parallel storylines that converge at a central location, creating dramatic tension and unpredictability
  • Character development in serialized fiction benefits from establishing emotional stakes before introducing supernatural threats, making audience investment in outcomes stronger
  • World-building in Appalachian horror leverages regional mythology and folklore as a foundation for supernatural conflict, grounding fantastical elements in cultural specificity
  • Antagonist motivation rooted in ideological persuasion (Troy's promise of power and freedom) can be more compelling than simple villainy, creating moral complexity
  • Pacing in horror narratives accelerates through intercutting between storylines, building cumulative dread as separate plot threads approach intersection
Trends
Serialized horror podcasts increasingly employ multi-perspective narrative structures to sustain listener engagement across seasonsAppalachian folklore and regional mythology gaining prominence in mainstream horror fiction as alternative to European-centric supernatural traditionsCharacter-driven horror narratives prioritizing emotional relationships and personal stakes over pure supernatural spectacleVampire mythology being reframed through ideological recruitment and power dynamics rather than traditional predator-prey relationshipsAudio drama production quality and narrative sophistication reaching parity with scripted television in terms of production value and storytelling complexity
Topics
Appalachian folklore and supernatural mythologyVampire mythology and vampire hunter narrativesSerialized horror fiction structure and pacingCharacter development in audio dramaSupernatural power systems and magic systemsIdeological recruitment and cult dynamics in fictionMulti-perspective narrative storytellingKnoxville, Tennessee setting and urban horrorComing-of-age narratives intersecting with horrorSupernatural detection and tracking mechanicsMoral ambiguity in horror antagonistsVenue-based horror scenariosTransformation and body horror elementsFamilial bonds and loyalty themesSeason finale narrative convergence
People
Steve Shell
Co-writer of the episode and creator/producer of Old Gods of Appalachia podcast series
Cam Collins
Co-writer of the episode and voice actor for character Jessaman Rogers
Neeta Jade
Special guest writer and voice actor for character Hummingbird Bonite
Quotes
"You track, you hunt, you protect your kin. You track, you hunt, you do him proud."
Bird (Hummingbird Bonite)Early episode
"I am the man who's come to sit y'all free of the shackles that abound you your entire unlife. I'm the man who's going to tell all of you the truth that's been hidden from you."
TroyMid-episode
"What I found there was more than I ever dreamed possible. You see, you youngins have been totalized."
TroyMid-episode
"I like you. You are beautiful, funny, kind and smart. And I would really like to be closer to you."
Brendan McDanielsLate episode
"Run like a girl. The dusty warehouse in Knoxville's old city had once housed a company that manufactured furniture."
NarratorMid-episode transition
Full Transcript
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So everyone can stream their films, series and keep tabs on the stores at the same time. Switch to EETV and broadband today. New BT group customers only 62% UK availability terms apply. Old God, Zavapalacia is a horror anthology podcast and therefore make contained material unsuitable for all audiences. So listen to discretion is advised. The only good thing bird saw on I-40 was the great smokey mountains it wound through. Grant her solid protection on either side. New croaks played on the wind. Showing off their feathers against the emerald trees and the grey overcast sky. They'd been flying with her for a while. It was here wrapped in these hills flanked by her black winged guides that she felt safe enough to breathe deeply. When bird breathed her mind had permission to wander from the details of her last hunt and the preparation for her necks. She inhaled and found herself in the memory. At the side of her late grandma's bed rubbed in the arthritis out of her hands with the bowl of warm shade butter. She etched hailed and she was back on the highway. She inhaled again and this time the memory came alive. Her grandma's shade butter soaked hands grabbed onto hers violently squeezing until birds joined cracked and buckled and when she opened her mouth to screen her jaw opened water and water until it dislocated, doubled back onto itself into the skin peeled away and revealed the bulge in face of her father. Boots from that night except this time she was too late. His eyes were bugged out and red rimmed moon filled and permanent. Bird slowed the truck as her heart rate increased. She traded relaxed breathing for a clinch jaw. She dabbed at the sweat on her forehead a swerve took her to the nearest exit. She pulled over, hopped down, doubled over and emptied her stomach right there on the roadside. It wouldn't like her to get this consumed on the way to a job. As bird hit small spurts of air into her lung she took note of her surrounding dirt and gravel. It might be the same crows perched in a poplar. Across the road set a mom and pop gas station with an ugly ass hatchback parked out front. Its rear window plastered with so many stickers she wondered how its driver didn't get pulled over. When her breath steadyed she wiped the vomit from her mouth. Damn it. Focus. You track, you hunt, you protect your kin. You track, you hunt, you do him proud. You track and you hunt and you go on about your business. Come on. Get your shit together. It was then the hum caught up to her. She had gotten so distracted that she hadn't noticed it had already begun a faint vibration she could feel now in the back of her teeth. She regained her senses and honed in on the amaco across the way. She took a few steps back and then a few steps forward to discern that the hum faded or intensified forward. It was. The signal growing stronger the closer she drew to the other side of the road. She hopped back into her truck popped a U-turn and pulled into the amaco and timed to see a pair of teenagers throw up to a sorry looking pasty little thing standing by by a pimp. The hum all but screamed at her. That's the one she thought. That was the thing that had called her here. Bird breathed. Stilling her nerves and her hands, it wasn't time to fly into action just yet. There were witnesses after all. Savilions. She took in the groups attire. The death rim dies and the blood stained lips, the ripped clothes and fishnets, the desire to look like the monster she hunted. She felt the corner of her lip rise in a snarl. These children played at a reality they couldn't possibly understand. Real enough to rob her town of Rucker Lee. Real enough to take from boots what couldn't be replaced. She shook her head at the naive teens already extending a helping hand. Her mind raced through the weapons most easily brought to hand. As sharp as her eye was, she couldn't let a knife fly without catching one of the kids. A shot in the air might scatter them but that would draw too much unwanted attention. She just had to wait. She settled on allowing them to pile into their old grey beater, electing to tail them. From what bird did you tell the payphone vampire was a baby? She didn't have the empty frozen gaze of a well-seasoned blood sucker or the telltale stillness. She still moved mostly like the kids who picked her up. There was a shame that some mother's child, some daddy's baby girl, had been turned into this. But she was what she was now. Bird couldn't look past the target on her back, couldn't allow her to become an even more dangerous predator than she already was. Bird kept her eyes trained on the Virginia Lossons plate, kept her priorities straight by guessing how many bodies the young leech had drained already. Up was a five, maybe ten if she smart. I wouldn't put it past her kind to go after the weak ones or the addicts, whittlers. It's always the innocent looking fuckers. How many lives you don't ride little girl? How many families you got out here searching for the loved ones in vain? You probably the trifling type to come in without a second thought, stir up, trouble and grief and leave nothing but corpses and a string of questions in your wake. This is where Bird found her piece. Tracking and chasing. Envision and plunge and stake after blade, after stake until one of their cons lots dim. Tracking off one blot after another until the humming beneath her flesh went blessedly quiet. The prospect of a good hunt made her excited and greedy. She reached for a CB's microphone and thumbed it on to issue a public service announcement. Break or break or this is Bird flying down the K-town. Are you Sam Baguette, so bees and ratchet jaws get your ears on. If y'all hear any talk about a parasite or two, don't worry about it. I got that. Y'all hear me? Hands off. Over. There was a moment of silence before the first response came. Break or break or this is Mama J. We read you loud and clear. Don't we all over? Yes, ma'am. Over. Ten for a bag. Over. Ten for. Yes ma'am. Over. Understood. Over. Ten for. You can't have a private picture. Over. As the air waves quiet, Bird steered the truck off a downtown exit following the gray hatchback toward whatever festored there. Ready to face it down. Just the way she locked it. When the walls close in and the light gets swallowed in there ain't no place that feels like home. The ones you love concern and the strangers and you cast your eyes through the winding road. Keep your foot on the gas, your eyes straight forward clear your heart and mind. Just leave them goes behind. When the hearth grows cold, the home is nowhere, then your mind is where. When dog is called, run like a girl. The dusty warehouse in Knoxville's old city had once housed a company that manufactured furniture and it showed. Saw dust lingered in every crack in the concrete floor and the scent of varnish still lingered underneath the dust mold and decay. He might not have noticed it Franklin Rutledge mused had he not been granted the power he now held. His every sense awakened as if he had been sleepwalking his entire unlife, his strength at least tripled. His reflexes home to a razor's edge. The man had to thank for these blessings to the top and ornate dining table placed incongruously at the center of the warehouse's grimy basement. Speaking to a gathering of perhaps a dozen other vampires, including Moby Willet and himself. From the street, the warehouse had appeared abandoned. His windows boarded up graffiti decorating the plywood, but Troy had directed Franklin to drive around back anyway. Here they found three sleek luxury sedans and a handful of high-end motorcycles in a small recently paved parking lot. Franklin parked the voyager next to him or say these vans 300 that outclassed the lumbering minivan by light years. And he and Moby had followed Troy down a set of similarly well-maintained backstairs to a basement door. For Troy informed the vampire who answered his knock that someone named Cyrus had sent him. The three of them had been led down a narrow hallway and through a second door that opened into the yawning space that, contrary to outward appearances, held many of the trappings of well. The floor, while still concrete, had been cleaned and refinished. The walls were draped in a combination of velvet panels and intricately woven tapestries. Eleidents sofas with chairs and clean modern lines were scattered about the cavernous room, creating cozy conversation area. And in the center of the room sat a long or nately carved dining table with six chairs on other side and an enormous throne-like chair at its head. Someone it was clear, normally held court in this space. At the moment, however, they were nowhere to be found. The throne sat empty and only a handful of what were clearly younger vampires occupied the warehouse. They were stretched across the various sofas or perched on the arms of plus chairs. As it's sensing Troy's power, however, they all sat up when the newcomers stepped into the room. Troy had merely stood, gazing around at them for a moment until they wandered over, gathering around him like moths drawn to a flame. Finally, he addressed the room at large. Who's in charge here? A lanky young blonde man in a trench coat in combat boots who looked to have been turned at no older than 18 years had swaggered forward. You wouldn't be here if you didn't know. Cyrus runs things this side of town. Troy gazed around him. His brow furrowing in apparent confusion. Is he? Because I don't see him. In fact, I don't see any of the great and mighty elders who claimed a minion over this place, them that require you to kneel at their feet to earn the privilege of living in scruffy city. These tradition-bound fools who would demand your obedience and exchange for their so-called protection. I don't see any of them, motherfuckers around. I guess they don't need to worry about y'all mondin' the store. A well-trained dog won't reach for more than it's offered. There were some discontented mutterings at this, and this time it was a young woman who responded to Troy. What the fuck, man? We know every vampire in Knoxville and we don't know you. You don't sound like you're from around here either, and you come in here talking shit about us, about our makers? Who the fuck do you think you are? Haven't seen what Troy could do. And witnessed his power, first hand, Franklin had expected him to rip out the young woman's throat. But instead, he merely smiled benevolently. What's your name, young man? Jessaman Rodgers of Cyrus's Git? Well, Jessaman Rodgers. I, the fuck him, the man who's come to sit y'all free of the shackles that abound you your entire unlife. I'm the man who's going to tell all of you the truth that's been hidden from you. I am the man who's come to offer you the power that's been denied you. That is yours, by right. The young woman fell silent at this. Her head inclining thoughtfully. Troy had her attention now. It was at this point that he'd leapt up onto the long table and begun pacing its length, raising his voice to address the room. Jessaman says, I'm not from around here. And she's right. I've spent some time all over, including the mountains they tell y'all you got to stay out of. And what I found. Oh, what I found there was more than I ever dreamed possible. You see, you youngins have been totalized. You have been sold a bill of goods by your very own makers, those who you should be able to trust the most. They tell you our con was hunted up in them hollers because the cattle were too few and too far between. Our fading was too easily noticed. They say we sought sanctuary in the cities and entered into a devil's bargain with witches in their ilk. And the interest of peace. Peace. They didn't want peace. What they wanted was power. They wanted to keep what they found up in them hills out of our hands. That's the reason we ain't allowed to go wherever we please in Appalachia. It's to keep us under their boot because them witches know that with the power of that lies sleeping under those mountains, we could crush them. We could rule this land, not just Appalachia, my friends, but from sea to shine and sea. Someone from the back of the small gathering snorted. You sound like that fellow that sold my mama snake all when she had the cancer. And since she'd be more than healed, she'd feel better and she ever felt her whole damn life. But all she ever got was a pine box and a six foot drop. Again, Troy responded to their questions, not with anger, but understanding. He was indeed one hell of a salesman Franklin mused. It just so happened that what he was selling was the genuine article. Yes, I understand. I come to y'all with some lofty claims. Well, I don't expect you just to take my word for it, youngins. I've come here tonight to show you exactly what I'm talking about, to offer you a taste of the power that can be yours so that you can throw off those shackles I mentioned. Right here. Right now. Troy reached into the pocket of his peak coat and pulled a slender dagger from the sheath. Franklin knew from his own anointing what was concealed inside. He held it aloft so that those assembled around the table could all see it. Then he shrugged off his coat. He rolled up the left sleeve of his black silk shirt displaying his pale muscular forearm to the crowd. The young vampires drew closer, growing more and more interested. As they all watched, Troy drew the blade across his flesh, cutting deep down to the thick veins beneath. There was a collective gasp as his blood bubbled forth blood and something more. The rich red fluid fairly pulsed with tendrils of ink and dark. With the power so black, it seemed to suck the light from the room pulsing with dark energy. They could all feel it, Franklin. He could almost hear their pupils dilating, bang, slinkly, the saliva gathering in their mouths with the hunger for it. Troy smiled. Come, come drink, friends. One at a time now, there's plenty for everybody. Come taste what your masters have denied you, denied us for far too long. And so they did. One by one each of them stepped up to tentatively lick and then sucked, drinking deep of what Troy offered them. And then the screaming began. It's all right now, young and jeez. You're gonna be fine. Troy hopped down from the table and walked amongst them as they rye and cry, offering a comforting hand here, a gentle word there. The transformation was brief, but viscer. Franklin remembered sympathetically. It had taken only a few minutes, but those mittens had felt like days. When it was over, the ragged crew staggered to their feet. Shakey as young deer just learned to walk. Ungives to the raw feeling of power that coursed through bone and seen blood and fiber. All of them were smiling. The young woman who seemed to have become the cruise de facto leaders spoke again. All right. He proved you weren't bullshit in us. So what now? You didn't come here to give us this gift out of the goodness of your heart. Hmm. Well now, darlin', we show this city who's in charge. I believe a show of force is in order. And I know just the place to start. Denise was lucky enough to find parking just to scant four blocks from the venue. She and her friends, along with her new companion, had made their way to market square. And now finally stood before the haunted reliquary at the end of their long pilgrimage. The Mercury Theater. The Mercury, or as locals typically referred to it, the Merck was a tall, skinny two-story affair sandwiched between a now-to-thunk department store and a long, since-shuttered sandwich shop. The mere sight of its exterior struck the band of travelers with a sense of near-reference. In the church-line streets of Gleimorgon, or pretty much anywhere else in Esau County for that matter, no such sanctuary would be allowed to exist. It was shabby in a way that would no doubt suggest to their parents that what lay beyond the flyer plastered double doors might be the domain of the devil himself. A study in 20th century commercial style, replete with elaborate Corbling, limestone seals, lentils, and cornices, the building that housed the music hall had been home to a variety of enterprises before becoming the dark heart of the Knoxville music scene. The sign edge over the doors was a simple stove-pop black panel, weathered to the color of a well-loved banty shirt, and bore a single word, Mercury. The white lettering edge there was clean and straight, yet still bore a hint of something sinister. Perhaps due to the alchemical symbol for Mercury stamped on either side of the name like a cult book in. Miranda smiled up at the building's facade as if greeting an old friend. This was where she had found the life she'd always wanted. Here, in the belly of a beast, most folk would be scared to set foot in. Market Square was mostly empty safe for the showgoers milling around outside, along with the handful of panhandlers and homeless folks doing the best they could to get by as night fell over the city. She breathed deep and felt some of the stress she'd been carrying lift from her shoulders. She was well fed, and was finally dark, and she felt all right for once. Her senses, sharpened by feeding, brought her the sights, sense, and sounds of the city she loved with a clarity she had never known in her mortal life. Her new friends kept moving, but Miranda hung back and let them go. As they neared the door, Lori noticed that she hadn't followed. Hey, Randy! Come with us. We can skip the line and go on backstage. That's sweet of you, but no thanks. Y'all go on ahead. My friend should be here any minute now, so I'm on wait for him out here. No, you worry about me. Are you sure? Miranda moved quickly to catch up with the group. She huged Lori and Denise warmly and beamed at them as she pulled away. Positive. Thanks for the ride. Y'all have no idea how much you've made my night. I'll see you guys inside. Mike and Brendan threw up their hands and polite waves as they turned and moved for the doors of the venue. Denise looked back one last time, and Miranda was gone. The closer the old grey beater got to Knoxville, the more bird had wanted to crawl out of her skin. There was something sinister and familiar in the downtown area. A frequency to akin to what she felt an airment. She could take care of the baby face freak easily, but there was a bigger, insidious energy in the atmosphere. She clinched her jaw to hold back a smile. She might actually bring boots and interesting story when she got back home. Bird tailed the clueless kids and their parasite to a parking lot and watched them clamber out of their ugly hatchback. She pulled into an alley across the street with a sign denoting it, permit parking only, and eased her truck into a narrow space. She looked at the only other vehicle parked nearby, an old station wagon, and clocked the parking permit hanging from its rearview mirror. She rummaged around in her glove box through a variety of stickers, placards, and hangtags she kept there for just such an occasion, until she found one that roughly matched the color and shape of the one in the wagon. Ain't nobody gonna look too close at a parking permit in this part of town at night? She'd made sure she wasn't blocking the other car in, then stepped out of the truck and waited at the mouth of the alley. She kept her head down as the group of kids rolled past, then stepped onto the sidewalk, trailing them in a measured pace toward their destination. By the time she rounded the corner, both her eyes and the hum told her the blood sucker was no longer latched onto these young men's. That suited bird just fine. If she could keep children under her line of fire, all the better. The bunch from the chavette walked up on a tattered grey building with the word mercury, sandwich between what looked like two horned female symbols. She took note of the security guys' attire as he led the teenagers through a side door then circled back to the truck. She parted her hair down the middle and platted one tough to her hair after the other until both sides lay flat. Two braids fit nicely under a cap and would draw less attention than a low puff. She reached into her glove compartment again, fished around for one last item to complete her get-a. Then she was back on the street, walking steadily past the venues front doors and around the building. As she approached the back door of the mercury, bird pulled a laminate with the word staff, printed in all caps from under her shirt and let it dangle over her dark clothes. She waited as quiet as she could until she heard voices. Thick accents echoed up the alleyway but these weren't Tennessee boys. These sounded more like folks from the eastern half of the blue grass date. Two men lugged a martial cab between them while a third carried two guitar cases. The one leading with the speaker cabinet carried up a short set of concrete steps and pounded on the back door. The three men groused amongst themselves but having to haul all their gear from two streets away for a few minutes and then the doors swung open. Music from the house sound system carried into the muggy alleyway on a waft of cool central air. A tall man and a tightly stretched tee with staff emblazoned across his chest, pushed the door open and walked away. Hey, asshole! You can at least hold the door! The first man scrambled to catch the door before it closed but suddenly someone reached around him and caught the handle. I got it. The man startled as bird appeared behind him. He looked her over for a second and, catching side of the laminate around her neck, merely nodded. Oh, thanks. Bird returned the nod and held the door for the three musicians, then slipped in behind. It was amazing the place that you could just walk into if you looked at least bit like you belonged there. The mercury smelled like worms, sweat, blood, and beef. Bird figured her best bet would be to pick a spot on the left most side of the venue toward the back, a vantage point that would prevent her to keep eyes on the concert floor, the bar, and the entrance. There are some folks who can walk into a crowded concert hall and determine the resident frequency of the room in two seconds flat. In the same way, bird could walk into a crowd, catch a hum and discern a hanged. The hum always started in the pit of her stomach and branched out into her chest, her fingers, her throat, if the hum stopped at the base of her throat. She knew it was some good for nothing human worthy of beating the shit out of. If the hum spilled out into her skin, however, she knew she was hunting something unnatural. The mercury overflowed with that frequency. The humming had grown so intense, bird felt like a waspers nest had replaced her flesh. Not only was the place crawling with parasites, but also that insidious energy she'd noticed earlier pulsed here. The source she felt was somewhere above her. In the upstairs hallway of the mercury, Brendan, Denise, Laurie and Micah stood outside the green room doors, saying they're goodbyes. They spent the past 20 minutes with the members of no more lined. Laurie reminiscing about growing up with her cousin, Marcus, while the others chatted with the band about how much they'd loved their last record. And just as they'd begun wrapping up their visit, John David from Violet Fear had popped into Snagga Doctor Pepper from the fridge. At first Micah hadn't recognized the charismatic frontman without his signature ski mask, but then Marcus had called him over to introduce him to his cousin and her friend. Micah had done his best not to stare in awe at the heavily tattooed bald monster who turned out to be a sweetheart in person. Laurie had quickly shepherded their little crew towards the door before they could overstay their welcome. Thank you so much Marcus, I'll tell mom of them you said hi. John David, it was so nice to meet you. Y'all have a good show, okay? Thanks guys, we really appreciate it. I just… I don't feel weird out, just say thank you. Thank you, Adaboy. The door to the green room closed behind them, and the teens made their way down the hall way to the stairs leading back to the venue proper. Now that they were finally here, Denise was more relaxed. Her pretty face glowing with excitement. The chatter of the growing crowd below was a dull roar as other people their age or a little older filtered through the mercury's doors. The buzz of excited energy was palpable even from here. Seized by a sudden thought, Micah grabbed Denise's arm. Dee Dee, I gotta get a shirt. Come with me. Ooh, I want to get one too, right behind you. Y'all go on ahead. I gotta find a bathroom. Color me surprised. Come on Micah, let's hurry before the lawn gets too long. The cousins bounded down the stairs, leaving Brendan and Laurie alone in the relative quiet of the hallway. Better do it now. I understand most bands frown on Pian in the pit. Gigi Allen might disagree with you on that one. That dude went win and wherever he wanted. Laurie rolled her eyes and turned to follow Denise and Micah. Brendan stopped her with a touch on the shoulder. Hey Laurie, hang on a sec. Afraid you'll get lost, sugar tits? I just wanted to talk to you for a second. If you don't mind, noticing the door to one of the smaller dressing rooms was open, he stepped inside and motioned for Laurie to follow. She hesitated for a moment, waiting on someone to stop them. And followed the tall boy inside, a puzzled expression on her face. What's going on, chick? What I said in the car, I really wouldn't have made it through this year without you. Honey, Spanish 3 wasn't that hard. You would have been... I'm not talking about Spanish. I mean, I don't know. In general, in life, moving to a new school your senior year is fucking hard. I didn't know anybody. And I couldn't do my usual, hey, me good with catching ball, be friend, cave man routine. Kevin moved further away from school and I was on my own. You were the one bright spot I look forward to every day. I mean, all of you guys have been awesome. But you're special. Brendan took a step closer to the tall girl and suddenly Laurie realized this was a very different sort of conversation. Brendan, what are you saying exactly? I guess that I like you. You know, like you like you. And I wonder if you might feel the same. But what about Kevin? What about Kevin? I mean, what would he think of you telling a girl you like her? I think he'd be happy for me. He's a great guy. I mean, your Kevin would be okay with you pulling a girl into a dark corner and telling her you like her. My uncle, Kevin, why would he even factor into this? Your uncle? I thought you said you went to school with Kevin. He bought you presents, got you into good music and took you to the movies and such. He's kind of all you ever talk about. Oh, my papal got remarried to a way younger woman when Mammoth died. It didn't last long, but the one cool thing about it was she had a kid just a couple years older than me. But technically, he was my uncle by marriage. Dude became like my best friend or big brother. Why didn't you tell us he was your uncle? I mean, would you go around telling everybody that your papal married a woman half his age who took him for half of what he was worth? But at least you got your best friend out of it? Wait. Did you think Kevin was my boyfriend? Yes, we all did. You guys thought I was gay? Laurie gestured to the handsome boy's overall style for the evening and smiled awkwardly. The new jock kid from Over the Mountain joins our freaky little friend group talks about a boy he misses a lot and is very much into trying out makeup and is frankly way too pretty to be straight? Yes. We figured you'd tell us when you were ready. Brendan looked at his sparkly purple nails with pride and grinned. He's fair I guess. And hell, who knows. Maybe I'm not totally straight. But what I do know is, I like you. You are beautiful, funny, kind and smart. And I would really like to be closer to you. So what do you think? As Brendan moved closer, Laurie cast her eyes down, feeling suddenly shy. She had always dismissed his flirting before, though she had secretly loved it. She gazed up at him through her lashes. Laurie was a tall girl. Had always been taller than her girlfriends and of a height with most of the boys in her class, but he was taller. She closed her eyes as he leaned down and gently pressed his lips to her. Her heart beat pounded in her ears. She could feel the blush that spread over her cheeks as she smiled up at him. I definitely think that's something we can talk about. Sugar tits. I'm glad you feel that way. Now if you'll give me just a second, I am about to pee myself. I'll be right back. Brendan, Grandopoli, as he slipped around Laurie to go find the restaurant. He was pretty sure he'd noticed a private one-seater at the end of the hall and was pleased to find his memory was correct. He ducked inside, quickly answered nature's call and checked himself in the mirror. He couldn't help but grin. He looked amazing, and he was about to see some great bands with the coolest girl he knew who appeared to be interested in him, too. Maybe the next time they came to the Mercury, it would be for an official date. Hearing heavy footfalls in the hallway, Brendan smoothed his hair one last time in the mirror, then opened the door to see the facilities to whoever was outside. A man he hadn't seen earlier was waiting. Brendan made the obligatory brief eye contact and nod required by the male social contract, then stepped forward to slip sideways and allowed the other guy past him. The stranger, who was Brendan's height but a bit thicker than him, leaned into his path, shoulder-checking him as he passed. Brendan bounced off the man and surprised. It was a dick move under any circumstances, but what adult does that to a kid obviously several years his junior? Not one to rise to that sort of cheap bait, Brendan smiled and tried to play it off. Oh hey, whoa, let's watch where we're going, alright buddy? The dude didn't move, so Brendan tried again to sidestep his way through the door. The stranger blocked him again, harder this time, the collision sending him sprawling onto his backside, and that's when the switch blipped for Brendan McDaniels. In that moment, every bully, every asshole that had fucked with him since the time he was little until he'd had his gross bird at 14. Every jocke who'd every yelled shit out the window of a passing truck at his friends, flashed before his eyes. He scrambled to his feet, ready to fight. Hey, what the fuck man? Before he could so much as blink, the man was on him. A wall of heavy muscle and ungodly, impossible strength, barreling into him with the force of a cannonball. Brendan went down hard, his head smacking the tile floor hard enough to see stars. He heard something crack and pain lanced through him, his arm, his back, his head, everywhere. Instinctively he shoved at the heavy form on top of him, but the stranger had an arm across his chest, his grip like a vice, and he leared down and Brendan saw a flash of teeth, whiteted impossibly long. He opened his mouth to scream, but the man, the monster was too fast, and the next thing he knew was more pain as those teeth ripped through his throat, stealing both his breath at his voice, blood sprayed on the wall above his head, and there was a gurgling sound. Brendan McDaniel's final thought was he could not be sure if the noise was his own death rattle, or the sound of the beast's feet. In the small dressing room down the hall, Laurie sat on a love seat, waiting for Brendan to return from the bathroom. She could hear the first band finishing soundcheck downstairs, where the hill was Brendan. They had to find in the east and Micah and secure their spot near the stage. She'd be damned if she watched her own cousin from the back of the room. With a sigh, she picked up her purse and stepped out into the hall to look for him. Maybe he ducked into the green room after he used the restroom for a quick snack and got tied up talking to one of the bands, she thought. She poked her head in there first, but there was no sign of him. He seemed to grow irritated, she called out for him. She moved past the green room and stepped into the next dressing room just beyond it. A young woman's voice came from the hallway behind her. Laurie glanced over her shoulder distractedly as she scanned the room for Brendan. The bitchy edge to the girl's voice drew Laurie up short. She whirled around her eyebrow arching. Excuse me? Who's a fucker? Before she could finish the question, the girl was on her. Fangs tearing into the soft column of her throat, blood surged into Jessaman Rodgers' mouth as she lowered Laurie to the dressing room floor. From downstairs, the chords of Fox-Holeatius' first song rose to the venue on a chorus cheek. It was the last thing Laurie powered. Ever heard. Well, hey there, family. We are closing in fast on the final episode of season 5 of Old Gods of Appalachia, Run Like Hell, and the bodies are starting to hit the floor. Who will survive the night of the old mercury? I guess you'll have to come back in a couple of weeks for that season finale, now, won't you? I bet you will. Now, as the season comes to a close, this is the time when folks usually start asking, Steve, Cam, what do I listen to now? Well, if you haven't joined us already in the hauler, there's no time like the present. For just $10 a month, you can access over 24 hours of exclusive storylines, like built by my coffin, familiar and beloved, and many more. And sure, you could listen to it all in one day if you don't bother to take time for the little things, like sleep, food, or paying attention to your housemates, but family, we don't recommend that, and neither would your doctor, so pace yourself. 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