No gloss, no filter, just stories, spoken without fear. A person who is not generous cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the puja bhajjo on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty, stay for the fire. Stoner Max is back. Yes. Wait, that's me. If you don't know him, he's the guy... Well, he stoned. Yeah, that's what I'm explaining. He's on the wacky-tobacky, he's feeling good, but one problem, he's running out of scratch, needs money. And that's why he calls a woman who's a dog breeder and says he wants to be just like her. Oh, okay. So maybe she has a few helpful tips for him? Yeah. I'm not sure he's actually taking any notes, but he is rolling paper. We know that in your phone tap right now. Brooklyn Jeffries phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, hey. Hey. Hello? Oh, that worked. Hello? Oh, dang it, man. I'm sorry, who was that? This is... I am Max. What's your name? You called me. You're supposed to be Erica, and if it's not, I'm gonna hang up. Hey, no, you're not Erica. Your name is Flounder. This is Erica. How can I help you? Oh, I was given your digits because I'm trying to work with dogs like how you do. You're a breeder. I'm a breeder. Yes, I am, but how can I help you? I don't know why I thought like you made bread like for the dogs, you know? Are you the person that Carlos said was gonna call me? Yeah, here's the deal. I heard you can make tons of dough if you can get dogs to like hook up and stuff. Not like make out, but like more, like more bases. It is lucrative, but how can I help? Like what do you need from me? I don't even know, obviously, because these guys, they're not doing it at all. Like I tried to put on some music and like set the mood, you feel me? Put on some Drizzy. Is this some kind of joke or something? No, why do you even think that? How many dogs do you have over there? Uh, there's hold on, let me count. One, two. I don't have time for this. Hold on, I lost count. Um, stop running around. I'm trying to count you guys. Just tell me how many. There's like, it's a circle of like five, six, maybe six. I rounded them up. They're all strays from the neighborhood and I saved them. It sounds like you're on something if I'm being honest. And I really don't have time for this if you're not being serious about this. Damn, that's all that stuff wore off. Okay, a long time ago. See, right there, you're obviously doing something and you're rounding up strays. Like this is not good. This is not ethical breeding. I know I'm new at this. Okay, but I only have like two questions. Google is an app on your phone. You can serious. Hold on. I forgot the first question. Let's move on to the second question. Oh my God. Number two, I'm trying to get them to mate and it's really frustrating because it's been like at least like four minutes. I got to be at my other job at Taco Bell in like 15 minutes or they're going to fire me and then I won't have like a 10% off. Listen. God for everyone and the dogs. This is not something that you do in 10 minutes. This is a process that just takes time. So like 15 minutes because I can't call my boss. He's pretty cool. Like if I'm late, you need to edit yourself on this. You need to look stuff on the compute. I mean, for goodness sake, go to the library. I think I can. I don't know they let you take the dogs into the library though, because especially if they're doing it, you're supposed to be quiet. You're not taking the dogs to the library. Listen to this guy. He's not going to be quiet. He's loud. You need to go to the library and look it up. Read a book. Whoa. Ew. Ew. Ew. Is it supposed to look like that? No. Because Flounder is. It looks like he's swimming. Oh my God. That is not the doggy paddle. This is the most immature conversation I've ever had with the dog freer. Oh, it's all good. I put it in 12. No, it's Flounder is actually done. That's awesome. And so is the prank phone call. So like all our jobs are complete. I should get raised. Excuse me? This is actually Jose for the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you. Oh my goodness. I was literally about to come through the phone. I'm like, you're an imbecile. Like if you can't get any worse than this. Your friend Carla set you up and you must love her because you were so nice to me. I could tell you were like Carla. I'm gonna take a blood pressure pill because you've raised my blood pressure for the day. Well, it looks like Flounder took some kind of pill too. He's still on my leg. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Carla, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. Brick and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. No gloss. No filter. Just stories. Spoken without fear. Boston, who is not generous, cannot be an artist. The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Bhachow on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come for the honesty. Stay for the fire.
