Two hopeless daters. One dating app that dares you to swipe right. The question is, whose love life is more tragic? It's Battle of the Tinder Dates! It is the dating game show that just published a pop-up picture book of erotic handshakes. Wait till you see page 23. Don't put your finger in the hole! It's Battle of the Tinder Dates where two of our listeners go head to head to figure out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll go over the rules in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she's extremely close with her family. That's why she has a tattoo on her lower back of her dad giving a big thumbs up. Please welcome, Sh0ntel Abreel! Hi everybody! So it's like a dad of brood tram stamp? I think it's like a whole portrait. It's just family love. And in the other corner, she loves to quote the movie Anchorman on her first dates, but only the side characters. Say hello to Whammy Tammy! Hi guys! I love Wham! You really would have had to watch that movie in the last five years to understand that reference. Yeah, that is true. 60% of the time it works every time. Every time! Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by telling one of their worst date stories. The other will try to counter with the nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's start it off with Sh0ntel Abreel! Go for it! Well, I was out with a guy and he would not look me in the eye. Oh, I hate that. Well, some people are really uncomfortable with eye contact. Oh, that's different if it's uncomfortable or if they're doing it on purpose. Or if he's looking at the tattoo of your dad. I figure if I'm on a date with him, maybe he should look at me. Okay, yeah. I'm like, dude, is everything okay? And he said, oh, eye contact is intimate. So he only does it on the third date. Oh my gosh. Literally I've never heard of anyone that moves that slowly. Let's keep moving on. Whammy, Tammy, can you counter? So I went out with this guy and he brings his laptop for a dinner date because he said he had to keep an eye on his pet. Lucky maybe his pet's sick or something. Get a smart phone like the rest of the world. So I'm like, okay, maybe he's got a cat, a dog at home, maybe. And I kind of lean over and he's watching his fish tank. His fish tank? Yes, like on a live stream and I swear if he paid more attention to the fish the whole night than he did me. It's like when parents leave their kids alone for the first time. I'm not used to him not being around my babies. It's a fish and it was weird and get back in him. I ordered the salmon. Oh, actually a low blow. Okay, Tammy, that's dark. Let's move on. We're in the round two now. So Aubriel, we're back to you. I was coordinating with the guy for a date and he set me to a location to meet him at and it was some random street. He's still there and the school bus pulls up and doors open and it's him. No. He's the driver. Is it his personal school bus or does he work for a school? He works for a school. He tells me that this is my route. I'm going to be done soon. So hop on. Did you do it? Yeah, I did actually. I was like, hurry up, hurry up. The kids can't be late for their parents. So I'm like, okay, so we finished the shift and drive to a bar. It's a party bus at that point. Oh yeah, totally. It's not the worst date that we've ever heard on this segment. So that's amazing. Tami, tossing it over to you. So a guy invited me over to watch a movie at his place and I get there and he didn't have any furniture except for one chair in the center of the room. Oh, that sounds like a typical bro. It was like a wooden chair from like a dining table and he's like, oh, we can take turns. Take turns sitting. That's amazing. He's willing to share. I think it's wild that he's going to sit there while she sits on the floor. Yeah. So how did that go? Even crazier if he was like, I'm going to sit first, like expecting me to lead against the wall. He didn't even give you first seat. Oh my God. Under the third and final round here, that means we need your best stories, ladies. So show and tell, Abreel. What have you got for us? Oh, I met this guy. He says, I'm going to bring my camera to our hiking date. We're going to do a fun photo shoot. So I'm like, okay. So I dressed up here, then I would normally like for a hike. We get there and he hands me the camera and says, I'm ready. And he takes his shirt off and begins posing. Oh, you're the photographer. Yeah, he never said he was the one taking the pictures. He just said he likes the pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Whammy, Tammy, this is your last chance. So I'm at a bar and I meet this guy and he was pretty charming and we have a few drinks and afterwards he was like, Hey, do you want to walk over to my place? And I'm feeling him. So I'm like, yeah, let's do it. All right. So we go and it's this huge house and he has this go around and like ultimately climbs through a window and I'm kind of like, is this even his house? Yeah. It was his old frat house from college. Oh, my God. Sick, bro. No. Sick. I mean, you can't get in trouble for breaking and entering in those places. No, everything's already broken. Yeah. It was just so embarrassing because then there's all these frat guys there and they're rolling their eyes when they see him. He's the old guy that won't leave. Yo, what's up, pay to capo? You remember me? I'm a legend around here. Still bringing girls home. All right. That's the final bell and that means the match is over. We need to score it. Good luck to our judges. Alexis, who are you giving it to? Tammy for the guy with the one chair. Oh, my God. Having to sit on the floor. One vote for Tammy Brooke. Dude, if you've ever been in a frat house, Tammy wins. Yeah. That means congratulations. Whammy, Tammy. Thank you. You're a lovely lady of the week. How does that feel? I mean, I had to suffer for this victory, but I feel as well earned. Oh, yes. Don't stay in a frat house again, girl. You're too old. Oh, so embarrassing. That was Battle of the Tinderdates. Text in 78592 if you want to appear on the next edition. We got a phone tab coming up right after this. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. You're going to have to wait for the next edition. 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