Looking Mighty Tasty: Thursday, January 8th, 2026

Good morning, girlies. It's the toast. It's Jackson, Claudin, where you're lost. It's your favorite show, the Fast Five Things You Need to Know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. I hope everybody's having a Tharjalicious Thursday. And speaking of somebody, Thargy, it's Jackie. Jackie? Hi, Koji. Why are you looking at me like that? I don't know. I don't like podcasting with you in person. You're always looking at me. I'm looking at you. We could move away from each other. Well, maybe for tomorrow because our frames are set. Smile. Like, there's two chairs on the outside. Maybe we need to go farther. We need some distance. Like, you're seriously looking into my ass. Hey, Kargi. You're good at making eye contact. I've always said, even though I haven't held a traditional job in many, many years, that the next time I have a job at every, which God willing is never, if somebody says the classic interview question, what's your biggest weakness? And it's like, you want to be honest, but you don't want to be like, I suck. Yeah. So I have to see you beat your shit. Yeah, I can't do any jobs. I think I have the perfect answer. And it actually is my greatest weakness. I cannot hold eye contact with other people. It makes me deeply uncomfortable. I'm glad you agree that you can't do it. I thought you were about to be like your strength is your eye contact. No, I wasn't talking about you. You're strength. No. Your eye contact. No, no, my greatest weakness is my inability to hold eye contact. I find it really uncomfortable. If you watch the podcast, I'm always looking up. I'm like telling a story and I'm like looking at the ceiling. Okay. I don't think you should say that in an interview because I do think that's like a red flag. Like, oh, you think it's like a bad weakness? I think it's a weird thing. I understand why you don't want to maintain eye contact. And hopefully like you don't have to go on a job interview. Yeah. Anytime soon. Like just to be clear, in this hypothetical scenario, if I am going on a job interview, like that's what we need to be worried about. That means things didn't work out here. And that's I agree. But for future yourself, which, you know, God willing, I think that's like a really big, weird thing to say. That's like would be like saying, I find people tasty. Like I like to eat people. It's like serial killer stuff. But why would somebody say that? Like I find people tasty. Why did you say that? Is that quote? No, I find people tasty. Someone who can't make eye contact chops people up and eats them. Oh, okay. I guess like if I can't look someone in the eye, I also find them tasty. But how could I allure them into eating them if I can't even look them in the eyes? A problem for another day. But I just think it's like, it's not something that you should admit to someone who doesn't know you. Like me, I love you. You want to look at me. Don't look at me. Look away. Don't look at me. That's fine. I'm literally doing it. I do. I'm always talking to the Lord. I'm always looking up. I understand. I'll like look here, there, look at everyone. I won't look at you too hard. And I wasn't looking at you in any sort of way. No, when we first started the show, like you were definitely like giving me. I was definitely maintaining eye contact. You looked at me like I was tasty. I was definitely maintaining eye contact with my partner. That's like a weird thing to do. I just want to say having like good eye contact is weirder than having bad eye contact. I don't know if the comments do agree. I agree. I don't have good eye contact either. And now we're just talking about eye contact. So I just find it all uncomfortable. Okay, I'll look over there. Let's be newscasters today. Okay. Hey guys, how y'all doing? Welcome to the toast. Happy Thursday. What did everyone do last night? We had tacos at Trout's. We did have tacos at Trout's. They were really good. They were really good. I've been trying to eat a lot of protein. Why? To like stave off endless snacking. And it does help when I eat a lot of protein. Yeah. So that's what I've been up to. Just thinking of ways to eat like real protein. In addition to protein change. Fars, yeah. But it's like not what I'm talking about. Like I need to find ways to eat like more meat, eggs. You know what you should do? You should go on the Weight Watchers Nursing Program. Because like ground chicken, ground beef is zero points. You can literally eat as much of it as you want. I have to look into it. Same with eggs. Like I think that's a zero point food. She said I have to do weight watchers. And I have to watch my weight. That's what she said. Yeah. Who doesn't? Everyone has to watch your weight. She said I should do weight watchers. I just want you guys to remember that the next time I say anything mildly offensive to her. Was that offensive? I said you should do. I did the Weight Watchers Nursing Program. I didn't lose anyway. And I certainly did not watch my weight. I just like tried not to get enormous. You did? Yeah. What did you eat? On the Weight Watchers Nursing Program. Like I'm a volume eater. You definitely are in peace. Especially when. You're a volume eater. No, especially when you're breastfeeding. Like it's just about how much you can take in in a given period of time. And so that's why I was eating like a lot of taco meat, which is zero points. You get like a lean ground beef or lean ground turkey. Anything with ground, you know. We love ground. I. What did people eat like before the ground? Well, they ate ground. But like before the ground machine. You can grind without a machine. I guess you can. People like breast, of course, as do we. I love breast. Leg and thigh. I don't love leg and thigh. I'm exclusively white meat. And you know, a steak. Oh, and to be clear on the Weight Watchers Nursing Program and just the Weight Watchers Program in general, I'm pretty sure white meat is zero points, but like darker meats that have like more things going on. Yeah. Not zero points. Okay. I think. What about a steak? I love steak. I've been, I make a nice steak. I haven't made steak for you yet. Do you want to come over for steak? That's a poor reflection on you. Not me. Do you want to come over for steaks? I would love to come over for steaks. Okay. Let's set a date. A Mr. and Sister. A Mr. and Sister. We're doing a triple date with our husbands and our sister. And we're calling it sisters and misters. We're not. Olivia is. And she's like really trying to get the name to catch on. So let's just get Mr. It's cute. I'm like, no, I don't know. It's giving me six chicks. You love that. I do. But it's like, I don't know if we're having like a theme tonight, like let's have a game night. Okay. Let's do mahjong because I took my mahjong lesson and we have to play. We haven't even talked about this on the toes. We have to play before I forget everything I learned. Jackie took a mahjong lesson at her neighbor's house when I've been begging my bitch ass sisters since I'm in high school. Everyone is playing mahjong now. And she's like, it's, you know, worth mentioning that I've been playing since like the eighth grade. Shout out to my best friend, Alicia and her mom Esther, who taught us how to play. And like, it was like not a cool thing. We would like sit around and play mahjong and everybody thought we were weird. And now everyone's like mahjong. Oh, how did I get here? Oh yeah. And so when I learned how to play, I was so excited because it's a four person game. And what do I have at home? Three fucking sisters. I bought a square card table. I bought like a set from Amazon. When I tell you, did we try once or we never tried? I don't remember. I feel like we tried once and it ended up in like a fight. Nobody wanted to play. And I was like begging. The card table went unused. I believe we actually threw out the card table a couple of months ago. I need to get a card table. You do. Well, I was toggling between, you know, just a foldable card table on Amazon. Or like an expensive game table. Or if there was a $3,000 one on the Scout I was buying. Right. I think you should get the card table. Which one? The foldable one. Yeah, but then I was, and I wasn't going to get like the fancy one I can barely play. That's something I can treat myself to after a couple wins under my, after I take all my money. Yeah, LaMue was getting like hella competitive with it. Good. That's like the kind of energy I've been begging you guys for. We should play for money. And when I win, I can buy my card table. Sure. That's a great idea. So then it's like a communal card table because we all kind of paid for it. Yeah. We need to get a game going before I forget everything I learned. Of course, I already have a parji board tiles and racks and stacks. She has all the accoutrements. Racks and stacks. She's all the accoutrements, but none of the skill. Oh, my mahjong. But none of the skill. Picking those out was a real joy for me. And that is motivation to play because it's a parji game. That's incredibly pliny. It's a pliny game. So yeah, keep saying I have none of the skill and I'm going to whoop your ass. Good. No, yeah. I'm bathing you and Olivia into like. It's just hard because I have a newborn baby. That's actually why we haven't played. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I'll just go come myself. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Because like I'm down to clown. I've been wanting to play even for the lesson. I had to like wear him in the carrier because like, you know, I have a baby. Right. Yeah. A Velcro baby. Yeah. So sorry. Yeah. Sorry. How are you? I'm doing well. I'm going to do last night. Like not much of anything. Oh yeah. Kind of like big update in my life. How you said yesterday, Max turned to like Ruby rolled and I told everybody on the Patreon like, yeah, my baby's like not rolling and every other baby is like starting to crawl. I'm here. I'm like not a big deal. He slips on his stomach now. But you need to roll forward. Oh, no problem. Oh, you need something behind me. I can get that too. So not a big deal. Like if your baby's not rolling, he will. Don't worry. I hope it would be. Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah. It's amazing. Does he enjoy, I mean, he never had like a sleep problem. Yeah. I think a lot of people like wait for their babies to turn just so they can sleep on their stomach because they're like not sleeping well. You know, my king, 12 hour king, never in a show. Which way? Yeah. And now it's just like you put him to bed on one side. Boom. Sometimes I check the camera. I'm like, are you even in there? He's in the corner. Like, like I literally didn't see him. It's just like a little bit of a panic attack, but motherhood is beautiful. That's very exciting. We're all very proud of him. Yeah. I think he's like a big week for my family. And he's sort of just like on his own time. Like he is kind of like his mother in that sense. Yeah. More like his father. I was gonna say more like his aunt. His mother? Who's his aunt? Margot. Just like a little stubborn. Oh, I was gonna say takes his time like his father. Oh, right. Slow. That's very generous phrasing. Not look at his split like his mama showing up early. I'm, I was actually talking about this before we started. Like I'm such a, I don't know if people know this about me. Like I'm a chronically early person to the point of like borderline embarrassing. Like don't you have a family? Like I am everywhere 20 minutes early. Like always. One minute is a long time. I a lot 30 minutes to get anywhere. And in New York, it usually takes like 15 to 20. Now I'm like a commuter while I'm here and it's not that serious. But I am always, always so early to the point where other people when they're on time, I'm like you're actually late. Like we've been here all day. Like I was actually early today. Whereas I'm usually like on time slash late. Cause you have a Velcro baby. Cause I have a, thank you for understanding. And I was still like after you, like I saw your car and I was like, oh, I have to get here early. Like I was just early. Oh, you saw my car. And I saw your car. I'm like, bitch is still before me. And I was early. I am always early. And I just, I think it's now that we're talking about greatest strains. Oh, that's a good one to share with. And it's true too. So I would say, so I feel like that kind of, I want to be honest to my future employer. So yes, let's do mock interview. Ready? Okay. So Claudia, we're really excited to interview you today for this position. I'm sorry that like your show. Previous career didn't work out. Can you explain this 11 year work gap? Can you explain this gap in your career? Yeah. Um, you know, I can. And please do. Oh, sure. Sure. Um, you know, business is a funny thing. Miss Oshry. And, oh, sorry, Mrs. Oshry. I knew you have a Velcro baby at home. But I say, you're looking mighty tasty today. When referring to my 11 year age gap, I feel as though you should mind your own business. Oh, age gap. When referring to the 11 year gap and my resume, I started a business and you know, what makes me such a great candidate for this job? Candidate. I take risks. I take risks and I know failure. And I wouldn't trust anybody who doesn't know failure. And as the great Taylor Swift once said, no one sees when you lose when you're playing solitaire. And that was me. But I guess I lost. And now everyone knows because I'm interviewing for this job. So you would say you were failing forward. Yeah. And there's no shame in failing. While you're chasing your dreams. Correct. And that's like a good thing. You should have one. I was pursuing my dreams when I'm young. That's the time to do it. Correct. Um, what would you say are your greatest strengths in the workplace? You know, among my many strengths of which there are many, I would say my greatest strength is my ability to manage time. I would say I'm a chronically online person. You know, as my great, great, great grandmother once said. You're chronically online. Oh! Did I say that? Righty and slip. Chronically on time. I'm also chronically online and that's how you should hire me as your social media manager. But I am a chronically on time person, as my great, great grand once said. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. And if you're late, well, that's just unacceptable, dear. And what's your biggest weakness? As I'm sure you could surmise during this interview. I do really struggle to maintain direct, steady eye contact. It's something I'm very aware of and something that I actively work on in both my personal and professional life. But it is something that at times I do find challenging. That was a good answer. Why do you think that is? Tick deeper. Um, it probably goes back to my childhood and never feeling fully accepted by my bitch older sister if I'm being honest. Yeah, Olivia, she's so weird. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you for your time today, Claudia. One of my weaknesses is I don't like touching other people. Come on. Why the left hand? It's just a reach for me. Clammy. No, that's why, you know, why I don't want to shake hands with you. Oh, and to be clear, I don't even want this job. Okay, you're a bitch and your office sucks and you have no snacks in the pantry. I checked. Well, thank you for your time today. Thank you for your time today. Thank you more for your time. Thank you the most. Thank you more than anybody. Why don't you break the microphone? You're like bed. You probably sat here yesterday. Oh, yeah. Ben did record in the studio yesterday. Should I spoil who their guest is just because I'm annoying and they got like the most famous person in the world on their podcast? No, but give clues. Okay. Do better blank. That's it. Perfect clue. Perfect clue. If you. Oh, real ones will know. Yeah, it's only for real ones. It's only for real ones. Do better blank. It's Ily Davidson. That's my clue. Good clue. Thank you. How are the stories today? It stands to even. That's my clue. Oh, she was just telling me what it is. No, no, I'm sorry. Yeah, it stands to evens is a great. I love it. It's Lady Mary. The clue is like you marry. If you can't guess it, well, you'll just have to wait. Yeah. Yeah. How are the stories for today? They are good. Like for a Thursday, we're going to continue to update the celeb mom talk drama. 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Our first story, not really an update in the celebrity toxic mom group drama, but an adjacent update which is that Hilary Duff is sharing a snippet of her Ris-K new song amid the mom group drama. So I do think she's like using all the visibility- As she should. As she should. To her advantage to showcase her new song as she should. Everyone's talking about her. I'm talking about the song. Yeah. Were you on the toast when her, no, she had her first song come out called Mature. I think it was Ben and it was perfect because like Ben's obsessed with Hilary Duff. And we were really hyping it up because before it came out, Hilary Duff's backing music, she's done amazing music and now she's married to this big time magazine editor Matthew Comey, one of the biggest music producers in the world. Like there's no way this could be a bad song. There's no way this could flop. And we were so wrong because the song Mature that she put out was genuinely like a bad song. Like AI actually could have made a better song. So for the second song, I had like Little to No Hopes and those hopes were met right where I was because the song is also really bad. But it also now has like kind of crazy lyrics. Mature did too, kind of had like sexually explicit lyrics. This is a little bit more overt and it's also referencing an iconic moment. Pop culture, her story. So please go on. So she put out a snippet of the song where she's lip syncing to her own song in a field. These are the lyrics and unfortunately I'm going to have to read them out. Yeah. And it's giving Jackie had to read the lyrics to WAP. And like Bruno Mars. Yeah, Bruno Mars. Yeah. With sexy red or whatever. Your favorite artist. Oh Bruno's announced he's dropping new music. Oh really? Yeah. I think at the end of this week, he has a new album called Romantic. And Luke Holmes. And Luke Holmes has his story. So we'll talk about music at the end. But Hilary Duff's new song, here are the lyrics. I only want the beginning. I don't want the end. I want the part where you say, goddamn. Back of a dive bar giving you head. Then sneak home late, wake up your roommates. I want the highlights 10 out of 10, the butterflies from holding your hand before we swept us under the bed. And we practically became roommates. I'm touching myself by the front door, but you don't even look my way. No more. I had trouble making eye contact before. I literally can't look at you after that. Okay, let's get into it. It has to be done in order for you guys to understand. Here's the thing. If you're going to be very sexual in your music, a couple of things have to happen. So I'd like to bring up two examples of women being sexy and where I think that they've done it right and what the difference is. First you can't be so overt, right? Yeah. Sometimes you're going to be a little bit more subtle. It took me a while to realize that Hilary Steinfeld's amazing song, Love Myself, is actually a song about masturbation. It actually took me probably 100 listens before I realized. And you know what? That's good songwriting. In UNDO, I believe the kids call it. And the song itself was so amazing that whatever she was saying, it wouldn't have mattered. Now kind of a more recent reference, Wood by Taylor Swift, which is a crazy song. His love was the key that opened my thighs. That's very listen to the clean version. Yes. The clean version is actually better and it goes to this sentiment. Yes. So even the non-clean version, the song is so good. Like, I actually, like I don't care. I'm able to look past the cringy lyrics. The first couple of times it was hard. The thing with Hilary Deff is she doesn't have that subtle thing here. It's going to be more overt and it sounds like one of the worst songs I've ever heard. It sounds like a fake song. So having said all of that, it's going to be a no for me. Additionally, I don't think this is a song put out by like someone in their marriage. Like, because she's talking about like the relationship going south. And I'm sure she's talking about like, you know, a classic theme that anyone. Right. It's hypothetical. But I do also consider the artist. And so I don't want to, like unless you guys are getting divorced or like you're telling me about your marital issues, I think that's weird to sing about. Yeah. I think the weird thing here is that a seasoned pop star with hits under her belt in conjunction with a very seasoned music producer are unable to make anything happen. Like there are now two failed songs and a lot of songs fail and for a million reasons, even good songs fail, right? It's the industry, TikTok, whatever. This is just bad music. It's bad songwriting. It's bad beats. It's bad everything. And I'm shocked. That's the shocking part beyond the lyrics, of course. These aren't the lyrics of a happily married woman. And I believe she's happily married. Like the husband was just out here defending her. So it's like you're singing about nonsense. Right. Why not sing? You're authentic. You're of authenticity. Why not speak your truth, Hila, or sing your truth? Like, yeah. So that's for me, in addition to the fact that it's not subtle, it's very like overt and rude. And also, I'm going to say one more thing. When it comes to like women talking about sexiness, it applies to men too. There are just certain people who do it better. And when I think of Hila Rida, I think of so many things. And I don't think of like one of the first adjectives is like sexy. That's not who she's played. She's like fun girl next door vibes. Even the video that she put out is not because you could say like she's breaking free from Lizzie. She doesn't want to be raise your voice anymore, even though who would run from that. But even the video itself is not conger. The vibe of the video is not congruence with the vibe of the song. And I think that's also why Taylor Swift's wood was so hard for people to digest because she is not historically sexy. She's a lot of things, good things. You can't be all things, right? So someone who does it really well, I think in is the sexy one. The woman of the sexy lyrics of a year. Let me think. I'm actually shocked she hasn't come up yet because we always talk about her in this context. Who? Breener. Breener. Breener. So Breener Carbender is always singing about sex. Sometimes you know that and sometimes you don't. These days you know it too much and that's where the issue lies in the most recent album. In general, I was just listening to Taste in the Car and it's actually when you read very much into the lyrics like it's a crazy song. But she does it well. She does it well. The combination of aesthetic, the photos, even like everyone was talking about the hair being held, the cover of her most recent album. That's her thing. Yes, that's a great example. Thank you for bringing that up. And so Hillary's just not that girl and to like pivot to it so overtly and so quickly and it's not reading as authentic. Maybe that wasn't one of her new year's resolutions. Yeah. And I just feel like she so successfully transitioned from like Joe Dacheris to musician, to mom, to actor. Like successful actress. That what does putting out music now do for her? I do find it interesting when people totally change lanes. For no reason. I feel like Ariana is doing that right now. She's obviously in Wicked and now she's going to be in Meet the Fockers. So Meet the Fockers, they had Meet the Fockers 2, 3, whatever. And now it's like the new one. Whereas I think Ben Stiller is the dad and his son is getting married to Ariana Grande. Something like that. Okay. And it's like this is somebody who completely dominated the pop sphere. And she had done a complete turn from Nickelodeon star to successful pop star, the biggest pop star in the world. And now turning again. I always find it interesting. And the opposite, like Selena. Selena doesn't sing ever. Now she's like an actress. Emilia Perez. And then she put out a song. Right. Like she, yeah. So I guess like you people can do whatever they want. It's just like it feels like they work so hard to break out of one box just to then like go back to it. But I guess like these people are crazy. You know, like we're talking about crazy. Correct. We're talking about crazy people. Doing crazy things. So it's like searching for clarity. Like we're like we want to do this thing forever. Right. Literally. We just. Different strokes for different folks. Correct. However, I don't think Hillary Duff is a crazy person. No. Okay. So that's true. She's sort of grown up and I think why people love and respect her so much is she's grown up to be this really sound of mind individual for somebody who was so famous at such a young age. She has a great marriage, a stable home. It appears. And good working work life balance. She's in hits like younger. She still has like things coming in. And yeah, why someone would do so crazy when it appears that she's this really stable person. That's a good point. Yeah. But anyway, stream. I don't know what the song is called. I don't even think it's out yet. Oh, and I'm sorry. Just when we're talking about her giving head, which we are talking about now because she said it, we have to talk about like the time she was paparazzi. Do you know what I'm talking about? Giving heads to her ex husband right after they got engaged. Right. And I see pictures of him popping the question on the terrace, her smiling, giving him a hug and then giving him head like sleigh. Oh, are you ready for our next story? Some adjacent news, but I can't figure out why it feels adjacent other than like they all live in Los Angeles. But Hillary Duff does lead me to Spencer Pratt. Maybe because of the song come clean. Oh, that's why. Yeah. Spencer Pratt is launching his campaign for LA mayor one year after losing his home in the wildfires. And he says we're going to expose the system. If you've been following Spencer on social media for the last year since his home burned down, none of this is shocking because at first it was like talking about him personally, his family, the house, Heidi's music. And then it became, you know, larger than the Pratt's. And I just want to say I love this. You know, actually Spencer was the one who put me on to remember when I was talking about that music care. Oh, no, fire aid. Yeah. And it's a big festival that a lot of celebrities put on right after the fires to raise money. They raised $50 million for the fire victims, Billy Eilish, Dave Matthews, all these big people performed. And it turns out none of that money went to any victims. And Spencer was the one who put me on to like this investigation that a local news station was doing about where the money went. It went to like fake charities. Like it was really crazy. So he's just sort of been uncovering a lot of fraud. Yeah. There's a lot of fraud in California too, uncover. He's also spent the last year like railing against his mayor and his governor and all the people that failed LA during the fires. And so yeah, the next logical step is like, well, what about me? Right. And so I think a lot of people are like, well, you know, he has no experience and it's just like, what's more experience than losing your home on a wildfire? Like who's going to fight for the victims of LA more than a victim? You know? Yeah, but there are other things to running. Are there like right now, like that's all there is like, yeah, but we got to go. But California and he's running for the mayor of just LA, right? Not like the governor of California. So it's really specific to like his hometown. Yeah. Oh, and he's born and bred in LA, right? Yep. Yeah. Princes of Malibu. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. No, he doesn't have experience, but it doesn't mean he can't learn. Like sometimes, you know, experience is a good thing, but I think also that's how you get experience, right? Like you have to get a job to have a job. That's kind of the theme of today. So it can really go both ways, you know, like sometimes you have no experience and you're not interested in getting experience in learning. But I think in earnest, he wants to help his city and he wants to make it a great place to live. And I think he's, you know, has all the right motivation. So I, I endorse his bid. If anybody's asking me, no, they're not. I don't live there. Who else is running for mayor? Because is Rick Caruso going to run again? Right. There's always like lots of celeb. Like why do people know about the mayor of LA? Like we don't live in LA because celebrities are always like taking stances and endorsing. All the celebrities endorse Rick Caruso. And he lost. Um, but he's also, I've been seeing, like he comes up on my Tik Tok a lot, like doing a lot of podcasts. Yeah. I see a lot of. Because he's part of the rebuilding of the Palisades. That's like how he's a businessman. He owns like a bunch of real estate in the Palisades. So he's been talking about that. Um, I don't know if he's running. If he, I have to assume if he ran, he would win. But Rick. Yeah. Why? Well, because, because he lost and the person he lost to was like responsible for a lot of the damage in the wildfires. And the part of the LA that he was responsible for Rick Caruso in a, in the Palisades didn't burn down. Yeah. Sort of like. You would think logic. Yeah. Right. But you never know. You never know. Um, so I do also think that Spencer and Heidi have a Hulu show, right? So hopefully this is being documented for the, for the docu series. Yeah. He told a crowd on Wednesday when he launched his bid. He said the system in Los Angeles isn't struggling. It's fundamentally broken. It is a machine decide to protect the, to protect the people at the top and the friends they exchange favors with. While the rest of us drown in toxic smoke and ash business as usual is a death sentence for Los Angeles. And I'm done waiting for someone to take real action. That's why I am running for mayor. Okay. Like I don't know anything about like what it takes to be a mayor, but I just want to say like I'm compelled. I think it takes like gusto and love for your city and committed to learn. I love that. You know, yeah. So let's see what happens. I guess the mayor election for there is November. Okay. Early in the year. So we've got, we've got some time. We'll keep you abreast. Imagine. I would love this turn for him. I know. It's like, I feel like it's not that crazy. Like California made a determinator, the governor, like that's actually crazy in hindsight. We'll see the governor before the terminator or the terminator before the governor. Terminator before governor. Okay. So it's really crazy that he became governor. Yeah. It's not that crazy. Like, I feel like he could do it. Yeah. Are you ready for our next story? The romantic news. Sean Mendez confirms his romance with Brazilian actress Bruna Marquisine. And I did choose this story because her name's Bruna. Let's talk about that. During a PDA filled LA outing, Sean has a new lady named Bruna. Okay. Am I wrong in misremembering that Sean Mendez like came out? Remember, he was like, yeah, he was like on stage. He just sort of talking about her like, you know, sexuality is a spectrum. So things you say before you come out. And he didn't say like he was necessarily like, yeah, I think he was more so leading that he's like fluid by whatever. I don't know. So that still leaves space for women? For Bruna. I just feel like we never followed up on that. I did it. I certainly didn't. I forgot it if I ever knew that it happened. I don't watch clips from Sean Mendez's concerts. I don't think you're alone in that. I think the... Sometimes you're just up there and you're just saying stuff. Well, it's kind of scary to be in front of a crowd. I'm gay. Yeah, that's true. Although he does have experience. It was a small crowd, actually. I feel like the trajectory of Sean Mendez's career like could actually be studied. And do I... Am I always talking about it? I don't know. What the fuck happened to Sean Mendez? First of all, it's crazy that he became as famous as he did when he was from Vine. Not a lot of people remember that. Bruna. Bruna. That's all Jack can get about it. No, it's just like every few seconds I just need to say. Bruna. Bruna. It's crazy that he was from Vine and then he got so famous. Like he was literally... He was Harry Styles. And then I was also thinking about Harry Styles yesterday. What am I gonna have? Bruna. That's actually true, by the way. Bruna. Bruna. Bruna, bruna, bruna. Let me be your bruna. Bruna, bruna, bruna. Let me be your bruna. One and only. One and only, Bruna. I'm happy for Sean. He deserves love. Yeah. With Bruna. Don't we all deserve love? With Bruna. I hope they never break up. I hope they're in the press every single day. Just so you can say on your show. Bruna. That's a beautiful name. So yeah, I'm getting like you don't want to talk about Sean Mendez's career. I don't want to talk about Sean Mendez's career because you're happy. Not even because I'm distracted by Bruna. Because you hate me. No, what I was gonna say, because I love you. If you have more to say on the matter, if you want to study it further, I will study it with you. No, it's fine. I feel like there's a lot of pressure from what I would say. For the stuff. Don't you just feel like he fell off like where the fuck did he go? He was the biggest star in the world. That song, it is it in my blood. So good. I agree he fell off. I, from my perspective of someone who like knows nothing about Sean Mendez, it felt like a Sean's choice. Choice, agreed. Not like he's like clawing at something that won't have him. And where do you think like Harry Styles is? Working on what's next. Because we, I remember when Harry was everywhere all at once, but that tour that like never ended. We were like Harry sit down, Harry take an app and he did. Just been like a long nap. Yeah, I think he's probably working on new music and then he'll do it all again. But like you need the balance. I feel like he doesn't want like that rock star life all the time. Yeah. So when the money runs out, he'll come crawling back. And him and Zoe Kravitz still going strong. Yeah. Cute. Yeah. Channing has a lady they just celebrated their one year anniversary. A youth. Oh, she's a youth. I believe she's quite youthful. Okay. I like him. So as long as the lobe is there. That's the thing about me. And I feel like I came to this realization like a little while ago on the podcast because I would say things and people would, well, you said it different about so hot, you know. And yeah, I did. And I would use to try to like. Do it again. Yeah. Like I used to try to like bend over backwards to be like, well, I said, and you know what, normalize having different rules for different people. So like even though Channing Tatum's the same age as Tom Brady. Right. That's exactly what I was thinking. Like Channing Tatum and Alex Earl, we would love. Obviously. Like, I don't know. Just some people are different and I feel like we should celebrate the unique quitty of all different people. It's true. Like we're not all the same. It's what we said. Like if Kelly Clarkson got a DUI, like that would be okay. She obviously needed it. Needed it. Look what she's been through. Like her toxic divorce and now her ex husband passing away. Like sometimes you need to have a martini and go for a drive. Okay. But Justin Timber like not fucking cool. Jail. Think about public safety. She will eat you. Yeah. Prison. Yeah. Lock her up. Throw away the key. Bruna. Brunana. What's her name? Brunana. What's her name? Brunana. What's her name? What's her name? What's her name? Thank you. Thank you. And what does Brunana do? Like who is Brunana? She's a Brazilian actress. I need to watch someone for movies. Okay. Honestly, with all this talk of Brunana, I feel like it's a great segue into today's sponsor. Graza. Graza. This episode of the toast is brought to you by Graza. 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And I know what you guys are thinking, like, yucky, salad in a bag, like that's brown. That's musty. No, no. So Taylor Farms, everything you think you know about salad in a bag, throw it out of your mind. Taylor Farms is fresh. It's pre-washed. It's pre-chopped. And they have like a genius over there coming up with all their different recipes. Of course, they've got the bases covered, you know, like regular Caesar, sort of the standard basics when it comes to salad. They're also churning out just unique flavors, unique salads. Like, what's your favorite Taylor Farms? I don't even have one like every day. So I love the Caesar because it's a tabula rasa. I love Mediterranean crunch because I love a little Mediterranean flavoring. And then I also love the sweet kale. I actually have one in my fridge right now. I'm going to have it for lunch. I'm going to put a little goat cheese on top. Well, if you don't like to cook or chop or make dishes, really Taylor Farms, you don't actually technically need to put it in a bowl. You can eat it right out of the bag. But okay, I guess we could do one dish. We could put it in a bowl. Yeah, yeah. There's no chopping, slicing or leaving half a cabbage in your fridge. It's yummy toppings, dressing, mix it up. It's super customizable. So everything comes pre-washed, pre-cut. It's just like, for someone like me, it's really a game changer. And lettuce is like cut into small shredded bits. Yeah. And have like a huge leaf. Okay. Because if I'm going to eat a salad, which I am doing a lot of these days, like it has to be shredded to oblivion. Like I want it to be mulch. If we can eat salads, you can too. Okay. Grab a Taylor Farms chopped salad kit today. Get your salad together. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. Our next story splitsville for Allie Wong and Bill Hader after two years of dating. Over two years they have split. These are two that I kind of thought were going to be together forever. It just seemed to make a lot of sense. They passed it to your threshold and sailed off into the sunset and then came back and broke up. Yeah. I kind of like didn't know they were together because there was like a year long period, no, a couple of years where Bill Hader was like seen out with a bunch of different famous women who were like, in my opinion, a little bit out of his league. There was Anna Kendrick. There was Rachel Billson and Allie Wong. I just wasn't sure who the most recent one was. I kind of thought it was Rachel Billson. So I can't really mourn a loss I didn't know was still thriving and apparently it wasn't. But I do feel like there are people out there that are going to be taking this really hard. Oh yeah, like quirky people. Quirky comedy followers of comedy. Who are really wrapped up in this. Yeah. They have to unwrap themselves. And I just feel like Bill Hader. What preceded, you'll be able to answer this question, what preceded Bill Hader's like dating a couple of women out of his league? Rainwreck. Yeah, I think he should send Amy Schumer like a thank you card for like making everyone in the world think Bill Hader was cute because before that he was just like the funny guy, like period. Yeah. I don't think anybody thought about him in a romantic or sexual way. And when Amy cast him for like her first big movie, I was definitely like, okay, curious choice. And I was wrong. And in that movie, he's so cute. And very desirable. Yeah. And he's a doctor and he's working on a Marie Sadamire's knee and it's just, it's attractive. And then he went and dated Rachel Summer, Summer Roberts from the OC that never would have happened without Amy Schumer. So I just, I hope he thanks her. The way that like, the way that Taylor Swift sends Kelly Clarkson flowers every year on the anniversary of the date that Kelly Clarkson tweeted like, hey Taylor, I'm sorry that you don't have your masters. Why don't you rerecord them? And it was just like this earnest thing and actually sends Kelly flowers every year. I feel like on the day that train wreck came out, Bill Hader should send Amy Schumer flowers. Agreed. It does. Maybe people in movies just do that for other people in movies. No, actually what I've learned is like, like a sick person obsessed with celebrities is like the way that movies mean the world to us like means nothing to them. It was just like a week of work for them. Do you know what I mean? Because I remember, I forget what I was, one of my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movies is Up in the Air. Have you ever seen it? Yeah, the Flight Detender movie. And it was like this random one movie with Kelly Preston. It's like star studded. And I think she was on Watch, Trap and Zive or somewhere where they brought it up and you could tell like she maybe had even forgotten that she did the movie. When you've done so many movies and it's just work for you, it's not like culture. They literally don't care. Yes, but on the other hand when they're on the press tour for the movie, they make you think. Yeah, and they're like this character just will stay with me forever. Spoke to me. And in a year they're like, what was that character's name? Yeah, so I guess they are professional ires. That's what acting is. Like being deranged. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy person. Thinking or someone else. And like lying to everyone for a year because like more often than not, years down the road, that movie that meant the world to you, your favorite actress like probably doesn't even know that they were in it. And I see this is like, I love Gwyneth and she literally had no idea. Maybe it wasn't up in the air because I actually feel like either she was talking, whatever, then maybe that's maybe I'm lying. So just like, it happens all the time. I agree with you. They were like, wait, was I in that? That happens all the time on Watch, Trap and Zive. That's funny. Because they go into the vault. Yeah. And they're like, wait, what? You have to like study your own career in order to have a good performance on Watch, Trap and Zive. Are you ready for our fifth and final story? Yeah. An aforementioned story, which is that Luke Holmes announces his new album, The Way I Am, coming out. He set his release for his sixth studio album, including a new track, Sleep is in a Hotel Room, which dropped yesterday. With an announcement, he said it's been a long process getting this thing going, but I'm really proud of this record. I've loved the song, Sleep is in a Hotel Room for a long time and it's been awesome to see how excited for the fans are for that one as well. This is his first full-length album since 2024's Fathers and Sons, which was really for... It was like an EP. It was a moment in time for people who could relate, which was literally me, but not like banger season. We haven't had like a banger album since the album Before Fathers and Sons, which was what? And which was release when? Growing up and getting older. So it was getting older. Those were the two albums. And that was release probably 2023. So it's been a minute. And you know what I just want to say? I'm ready. I'm getting excited a lot of time in my car. Like I'm ready. Oh yeah. I wanted to ask you, what do you think about Commuter? Like I know you like Commuter at home, but you're in an Uber. Like you don't play your music. Yeah. Like what do you think about like driving with your music and coming into the office? So at home, I really like going to work. Like the city's on fire, especially when you're doing like Commuter hours. Here like it's definitely annoying to have to like load up my car. I can't lie. Like you're asking me a question that I don't have like a fully form. Like I don't know. You're enjoying the experience like listening to your music. No. Windows down. Maybe once I have a new Luke album, I will. Windows down? I haven't like thought much about it honestly. Oh. Okay. I guess we're not having like this. To me like commuting is simply just like a means to an end. It's just like getting from A to B. A to B. Yeah. You're not like enjoying the journey. It's about the destination. Actually, when I get in my car, it is about the destination. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just fuck off. No, no. Like my commuter energy. Don't. Your commuter energy looks mighty tasty. I don't know if I'll ever get over the fact that you said that. I feel like as a community, we're not talking about it enough. I think the community will talk about it. Which we named today's episode, looking mighty tasty. Looking mighty tasty. Which we do, you know. Hello. Like look at me. Strengths and weaknesses. Bruna. Bruna. Oh, Bruna. How is Bruna? Bruna was wearing a cone over the Christmas break. I was wearing a cone for a few weeks. I would post the cone, but not explain what happened. Yeah. You were range baiting everyone. I guess so. I just didn't want to take the time to also exact hook into the bed, so I didn't have a full understanding. All I knew is that they wanted to charge me thousands for Bruna. Yeah. Jackie's on to Big Pet. You guys, Big Pet is out of control. If I wasn't on to them. It's just unfortunate that you are on to Big Pet with a pet who happens to have a lot of random health issues. I know, but that's why I'm on to Big Pet. That's why it has to be me. You've seen the underbelly. But if it were up to Big Pet, I would have spent four grand on Bruno over the Christmas break. I was able to get the bill down to like a couple hundred, like 200 max dollars. He wasn't able to keep one eye open for a few days. At first I did think he was being dramatic and that would clear up on his own. But what actually happened was one night he threw up in the middle of the night and there was red in his throw up. So I was like, oh, my baby can't keep an eye open. He's throwing up blood. Right. Time to go to the vet. Obviously. Right. This is the end. I'm going to rip Bruna. So we went to the vet and they said the eye thing is like an ulcer thing. They'll give him drops and it'll cure up. He threw up last night. That was unrelated. I was like, oh, the two things are unrelated. Get out of here. Like I just thought it was like a combo of disastrous and smiz. And then upon reflection in the photos of the vomit, we concluded that it wasn't throw up. It wasn't blood. It was he probably just ate some strawberries. Red dye number five. Yeah. Right. So he wasn't throwing up. It was just like Bruno likes to throw up in the night. He loves to do it on the rug when the hardwood is right there. Okay. So that's like a universal dog thing. They love to, they have the courtesy to hop out of your bed to throw up. I think it's more comfortable for them. But just taking that one extra step onto the hardwood is too much. He literally threw up in both corners of the rug, which was really special meant a lot to me and to Zach who did it up. So he threw up normal because, you know, he likes to eat acorns in the backyard and then throw up in the middle of the night. That's like Bruno's thing. And his eye was just like a little ulcer, which he needed drops for. And then he needed to wear a cone so that he wouldn't paw at the drops because if he did, he could go blind, which I do feel like is Bruno's next era. Like the blind Bruno era. Think of the like content. I think Bruno needs a patch for. Yes. And then I know people would say, why didn't you get him the cozy cone? So I ordered Bruno a cozier cone because anything for my baby boy. And he could still paw on himself. Then Margot came to my house and she was like, she was all like animal control. Like she was beside herself that we would keep him in this cone and so big, like the injustice of it all. So she took it upon herself to order him a cone. And again, it was not the right cone. So she like everyone can understand like we tried to be in this huge cone and that was Bruno's reality. Now they did want me to get blood work for Bruno. Yeah. Just in case he was throwing up. Big pet. And I said, you know what? Let me see if he throws up again. And then we can order the money. Yeah. And he did not throw up again because I know my boy. They don't know Bruno. They see all these symptoms. They're like raising the alarm. Right. Right. This is Bruno doing Bruno things like he has a new baby at home. Of course, he's going to try and go for some attention. Right. A Velcro baby. Bruno is a Velcro baby. All my babies are Velcro baby. It's true. I love him. Well, that's our show. That's our show. So thank you for all your ball wishes towards Bruno. It meant the world to him. Tomorrow's our final episode of the week. I mean, that flew. You think so? Yeah. Because I was having so much fun. Oh, I was definitely having fun, but I guess it was just like, you know, my first week back. Well, it's not right. But there was just a lot going on. So I felt like every day felt like a full. You guys, thank you so much for listening to the show. So my morning show where we deliver the fast type stories that you need to know every Monday through Friday and YouTube's every watching this on YouTube. Please feel free to subscribe and give us video thumbs up. We're also available to podcast and we're podcasting. We found so it's about a fight and stature, pop, radio, ad recast box, all the places with us in the podcast. Mine also talks to the best story about a beautiful. 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